Session Start: Fri Apr 14 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <Badtzmaru> 30mm wasnt in when I first got it, so I sent him some shots.
[00:00] <Badtzmaru> bewm, added
[00:00] <PiNiN> wow nice
[00:00] <DigDug> shit, i'd pay $20 for it
[00:00] <Badtzmaru> and I use it on like 80% of the stuff I post
[00:00] <Badtzmaru> so well worth it
[00:00] <Badtzmaru> I need to fogire out some way to batch script usin gthis though
[00:01] <Badtzmaru> its pretty good about pulling lens info but isnt perfect
[00:04] <DigDug> oh yeah, i forgot that lens isn't specified in exif data
[00:04] <DigDug> can you tell it what lenses you have?
[00:04] <Badtzmaru> yeah
[00:05] <DigDug> like... i have 50mm f/1.8 and 18-70mm f/3.5-4.5
[00:05] <Badtzmaru> you can choose maker/model/lens
[00:05] <DigDug> except for a particular set of circumstances, it's easy to tell them apart
[00:05] <Badtzmaru> nikon?
[00:08] <DigDug> yes
[00:08] <Badtzmaru> you can grab the stand alone version and see
[00:09] <DigDug> either the 50mm lens is set to f/3.5 or higher or the zoom is set to 50mm ex
[00:09] <DigDug> neither of which happens often
[00:09] <DigDug> anyway, i'm going to bed
[00:09] <DigDug> i downloaded the plugin
[00:09] <DigDug> and i'll play with it on the subway
[00:09] <DigDug> thanks for the ref
[00:09] <DigDug> l8
[00:13] <Badtzmaru> aiight
[00:32] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[00:33] <glen2> Morning.
[00:39] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[00:42] <blackchr> mornin'
[00:45] <Sohcahtoa> #
[00:45] <Sohcahtoa> #
[00:45] <Sohcahtoa> Wow! 5% of the country is going to LOVE this. The otehrs that matter will
[00:45] <Sohcahtoa> oops
[00:45] <glen2> It looks like people have given up IRC for lent.
[00:45] <Sohcahtoa> I meant to paste this:
[00:45] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false
[00:47] <glen2> 5% of which country?
[00:47] <Sohcahtoa> I'm assuming they mean the USA
[00:50] <glen2> I though maybe you ment .nl
[00:50] <Sohcahtoa> WHEEEEEEE
[00:51] <KillerGno> Neone tell me waht the IP 192.168.1.47 is for?
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> 192.168 = non routable
[00:52] <glen2> 192.168.*.*= non Internet routable
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> so you can use it for whatever you want so long as its not on the interne
[00:53] <KillerGno> Oh, ok. Thanks.
[00:53] <KillerGno> My firewall keep blocking connects from it, for some reason
[00:53] <Badtzmaru> externally?
[00:53] <KillerGno> One sec
[00:53] <glen2> The addresses 192.168.0-256.1-254 are set aside for use on local networks wh
[00:54] <Badtzmaru> not exactly, but close enough
[00:54] <KillerGno> CESS,2006/04/14,00:04:50 -7:00 GMT,Generic Host Process for Win32 Service
[00:54] <KillerGno> ACCESS,2006/04/14,00:06:06 -7:00 GMT,Generic Host Process for Win32 Servi
[00:54] <KillerGno> ACCESS,2006/04/14,00:07:06 -7:00 GMT,Generic Host Process for Win32 Servi
[00:54] <KillerGno> ACCESS,2006/04/14,00:08:22 -7:00 GMT,Generic Host Process for Win32 Servi
[00:54] <KillerGno> ACCESS,2006/04/14,00:10:00 -7:00 GMT,Generic Host Process for Win32 Servi
[00:54] <Badtzmaru> heh
[00:55] <KillerGno> and due to my extreme lack of internet and computer security, thats all l
[00:56] <KillerGno> Exept Access is blocked for GHP serv
[00:56] <Badtzmaru> your firewall is doing its job
[00:56] <Badtzmaru> you probably shouldnt even be seeing that traffic
[00:56] <KillerGno> For curiosities sake, what can you tell me about that log?
[00:57] <glen2> Firewalls like to tell you they're saving you from alot of evil things to mak
[00:57] <Badtzmaru> well
[00:57] <Badtzmaru> from the ports, it looks like random traffic
[00:57] <KillerGno> Aye
[00:57] <Badtzmaru> even without a firewall Id not be all that worried about it
[00:58] <KillerGno> Hey, whats port 25 for?
[00:58] <Badtzmaru> as your computer probably wouldnt have anywhere to route outgoing traffic
[00:58] <glen2> mail
[00:58] <Badtzmaru> 25 = smtp = mail
[00:58] <KillerGno> Oh, ok.
[00:58] <KillerGno> I was getting mass traffic on there for some time, awhile ago.
[00:58] <Badtzmaru> spammers looking for open hosts probably
[00:58] <KillerGno> From just random IPs that were linked to a Service Provider
[00:59] <KillerGno> smtp is outgoing, isnt it?
[00:59] <KillerGno> simple mail transfer protical?
[00:59] <Badtzmaru> yep
[00:59] <KillerGno> Sweet.
[01:07] <Masokist> Hey timmo
[01:08] <Kurin> Jesus, customers are such fucking /liars/
[01:08] <Zera> whats happened?
[01:08] <Kurin> "No we spoke with our sales guy he said we'd get an extra 4GB of RAM for free
[01:08] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[01:08] <Zera> 4gb of ram for free? get fakked.
[01:09] <Kurin> No, fool, you didn't, and it isn't
[01:13] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[01:20] <glen2> Just tell him his order has been halted untill the issue of wire fraud has be
[01:21] <Garret> fraud rocks
[01:25] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/chunkinator.gif
[01:31] <Rjx> In a discussion thread on Apple's technical support Web site, more than a dozen
[01:32] <var> hehhe
[01:32] <Twin`> even BETTER IDEA
[01:32] <Twin`> woots that advance after an hour of not selling during a wootoff
[01:33] <Rjx> America Online on Wednesday apparently began blocking e-mail on its servers con
[01:34] <var> hahah
[01:34] <var> glitch this
[01:35] <glen2> That's got to be the fastest Microsoft patch ever.
[01:58] <Rjx> when your ship is going down
[01:58] <Rjx> i'll go out and paint the town
[02:16] <timmo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hlw5lHns5Q
[02:19] <Jimmothy> mmm 10am is better than 530 to be woken at
[02:41] <Kurin> wtf
[02:41] <Kurin> Who are these girls
[02:41] <Kurin> Is this prussian blue?
[02:43] <Kurin> Or maybe a parody of
[03:02] <Rjx> MY OTHER WEBSITE: I make Married To The Sea with my wife Natalie Dee. There is
[03:02] <Rjx> drew is actually being public about it now
[03:02] <Rjx> i wonder how many people are confused and think he married his sister
[03:02] <Zera> 5
[03:03] <Zera> of which i make up 4/9ths of it
[03:04] <Rjx> http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/041306/emo-despair-mode.gif
[03:10] <metric> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4905898.stm
[03:10] <metric> roflmao
[03:10] <Shinobi> Hey
[03:11] <metric> this is almost as good as the study that shows male students aged 19-21 like
[03:14] <daze> /topic Self-harming is a strategy for coping with serious emotional problems
[03:14] <daze> some people could benefit from that infomation
[03:14] <daze> information
[03:14] <metric> self harming hurts
[03:16] <Shinobi> sue does
[03:16] <Shinobi> sure
[03:16] <Shinobi> stick keyboard
[03:16] <Shinobi> sticky*
[03:19] <Rjx> hahah metric
[03:20] * Rjx changes topic to '<metric> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4905898.stm'
[03:20] <metric> heh, just looked at the news articles on my firefox this morning and saw oth
[03:21] <Rjx> Mr Young said a teenager who self-harmed was obviously a concern, whatever soci
[03:21] <Rjx> But he added: "I don't think parents should be worried if their children identi
[03:21] <metric> heh
[03:21] <Shinobi> lol
[03:22] <Jimmothy> two friends of mine do/have self harmed
[03:22] <Jimmothy> ones a goth and she stopped
[03:22] <Jimmothy> the others well nothing gothy
[03:22] <Jimmothy> she likes the libertines and stuff
[03:22] <Rjx> i had a pretty big problem with it for about a year
[03:22] <Rjx> during first major depressive episode
[03:22] <Rjx> i can't understand why people would engage in it as part of a social ritual
[03:22] <metric> mmmm i`m a goth lol, i occasionally get a friend like that, thees things you
[03:23] <Jimmothy> punching walls and dragging your knuckles is still harming yourself and a
[03:23] <Rjx> i still have a bunch of visible cigarette burns up my left arm
[03:23] <metric> so do i , but they werent self done...
[03:23] <Rjx> you're the lucky one
[03:23] <d3xtrose> WEll im off to bed guys
[03:23] <d3xtrose> Night
[03:23] <Rjx> 'night
[03:24] <metric> its 11.23 am ?
[03:24] <metric> don`t be soft
[03:24] <Rjx> maybe not where he is
[03:24] <metric> well its GMT
[03:24] <Jimmothy> i have plenty of cuts, bruises and scars
[03:24] <Jimmothy> just growing up stuff
[03:24] <metric> well GMT 1 i suppose, bloody daylight saving time
[03:24] <var> its 5am plus here and i still not asleep
[03:25] <Rjx> there's a reason people do it during times of extreme emotional stress
[03:25] <Rjx> mainly that it tends to cause a peaking
[03:25] <Rjx> which then allows things to subside
[03:25] <Jimmothy> i dont understand it myself
[03:25] <Rjx> yeah i didn't until i thought about it a lot later on
[03:26] <metric> i usually go for binging drink and drugs more enjoyable
[03:26] <Rjx> they're both probably equally effective
[03:26] <Rjx> although it probably sounds nuts, one of the ways i broke myself out of a delus
[03:26] <metric> porberly alot more damaging too but hey everyone else does it in uk,:D
[03:27] <Jimmothy> binge drinking
[03:27] <metric> Rjx, there are a few painful things you can do that arnt damaging, leon juic
[03:27] <daze> http://www.borednet.com/videos/122_1144664122_critterjump.wmv
[03:27] <Jimmothy> i dont even have an emotional reason, but we do it every friday night anyw
[03:27] <Jimmothy> id love to see the damage to my body
[03:27] <metric> lol, just friday nights?
[03:28] <Jimmothy> well, saturday and sometimes sundays
[03:28] <Rjx> haha
[03:28] <Jimmothy> someone of us have to get up for jobs
[03:28] <Rjx> i'm done with the stuff like that for now
[03:28] <Rjx> stealing road signs
[03:28] <Jimmothy> though saying that i can drag myself out of bed after drinking way easier
[03:28] <Rjx> waking up next to a traffic cone
[03:28] <Rjx> one of you wearing a dress
[03:28] <Rjx> or you know, 3 hour gaps in everyone's memory
[03:29] <Rjx> that are completely unaccounted for
[03:29] <Jimmothy> i always end up abaondoning one group of friends and ending up with two gi
[03:29] <Jimmothy> its pretty sweet
[03:29] <Rjx> hard to tell they're not traffic cones
[03:29] <Jimmothy> man, christmas day. 7-8 hours i cant really think of. patchy as fuck. got
[03:30] <Jimmothy> i think i was still 8 pints gone on boxingday
[03:30] <Rjx> it's surprisingly hard to tell the difference between a girl and a traffic cone
[03:30] <metric> heh, an american girl at uni was horrified that pubs were open christmas day
[03:30] <metric> the fact just the men went and the women stayed at home cooking didnt cheer
[03:30] <var> i'll take the not blotto no memory gaps constant toking for 1000 alex
[03:30] <Jimmothy> hah
[03:31] <Rjx> i need to lock my computer before getting stoned in future
[03:31] <Rjx> timmo got like 100 rambling messages from me one of the last times
[03:31] <Zera> but we like your drunken exploits
[03:31] <Rjx> FIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[03:31] <var> hehehe
[03:39] <Kurin> Have you guys seen these new ads that look like a corner of the newspaper is
[03:43] <daze> you mean on webpages? yes
[04:01] <Rjx> for josh/timm
[04:01] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Retarted%20Rappers%20from%20Finland%20
[04:02] <Jimmothy> why would anyone put them up there
[04:02] <Jimmothy> talk about cruel
[04:02] <Shinobi> Weird..
[04:03] <CHINA> having a typo like "retarted" in a file that says someone else is retarded is
[04:03] <CHINA> or mistake
[04:03] <CHINA> or whatever
[04:03] <Rjx> Jimmothy: maybe they wanted to do it
[04:04] <CHINA> five bucks on no :<
[04:05] <Jimmothy> i doubt they know better
[04:17] <Rjx> Questions that bother me #574: If you fingered a wood nymph, would your fingers
[04:18] <glen2> Pine fresh.
[04:26] <Thuryn> heya rjx
[04:26] <Thuryn> Serena[T] was kidding yesterday, btw
[04:26] <Rjx> about what
[04:27] <Rjx> it really was a chair?
[04:27] <Thuryn> ?
[04:27] <Thuryn> no about rehan being a girl's name
[04:27] <Rjx> well it actually is in albania
[04:27] <Rjx> ;[
[04:27] <Thuryn> :/
[04:28] <Thuryn> she was just pulling your chain
[04:28] <Thuryn> then you didn't talk again for hours
[04:28] <Thuryn> and she's like :O "i pissed him off" ;[
[04:28] <Rjx> haha i wasn't mad or anything
[04:29] <Rjx> but if she thinks i was, maybe i can work that angle
[04:29] <Thuryn> hehehe
[04:29] <Thuryn> go for it
[04:29] <Rjx> i'm starting to wonder if it's a faux-pas to contact someone about a security f
[04:29] <Rjx> because i've done it for a few people now, sites that i've just casually been b
[04:30] <Rjx> and each time they fix the flaw
[04:30] <Rjx> but never say thanks or anything
[04:30] <Rjx> or even write back
[04:30] <Rjx> maybe they're just jerks
[04:35] <Thuryn> i've gotten worse than that
[04:35] <Thuryn> and better
[04:35] <Thuryn> i have a script somewhere that parses my name server logs
[04:35] <Thuryn> it looks for information about lame name servers
[04:36] <Thuryn> (those that are supposed to give authoritative answers, but either don't ans
[04:36] <Thuryn> it tries to track down the admins and send them e-mail about it, based on th
[04:36] <Thuryn> in some cases, i got "hey, thanks! cool script!"
[04:37] <Thuryn> in other cases - i'm serious - i got "STOP HACKING ME I'M GOING TO REPORT YO
[04:37] <Rjx> haha
[04:37] <Thuryn> (that was the admin of kohls.com)
[04:37] <Thuryn> (i tore him up in e-mail)
[04:37] <Thuryn> in fact, it was so good, i saved the e-mails. i should post them sometime
[04:37] <Rjx> i'm wondering what would be more beneficial for the people at php to do right n
[04:37] <ExZippo> http://random-m.com/images/77258370_fg1.gif
[04:38] <Rjx> i mean they could either throw in integrated input checking
[04:38] <Rjx> have it all done by php itself
[04:38] <Rjx> and breed even more inept programmers who don't know how to sanitize user input
[04:38] <Thuryn> go stewie
[04:38] <Rjx> or keep resulting in insecure webapps
[04:38] <Rjx> and pages
[04:38] <Thuryn> well, the theory of libraries says they should provide the function
[04:39] <Thuryn> but, like 'strcpy' vs 'strncpy', they should leave methods to do things the
[04:40] <Thuryn> not just for backwards compatibility, but because sometimes you don't WANT y
[04:40] <Rjx> yeah
[04:40] <Rjx> well it's like magic_quotes
[04:40] <Rjx> it does the quoting of all post/get variables
[04:40] <Rjx> but the majority of php "programmers" don't even seem to know its there
[04:41] <Rjx> so either they'll assume it's always switched on, and leave huge SQL injection
[04:41] <Rjx> or assume it always isn't, and end up corrupting all their input when it is
[04:41] <Rjx> hooray for double-quoting
[04:42] <Thuryn> well, what comes to mind there are things like the '-T' and '-w' switches in
[04:42] <Thuryn> where you get the interpreter to try to warn you about stupid things like th
[04:42] <Rjx> aye
[04:42] <Thuryn> but not necessarily FORCe you not to do them
[04:42] <Thuryn> then when you go to PerlMonks.org or wherever and ask for help
[04:42] <Thuryn> the first thing they say is "use strict;? use warnings;?"
[04:42] <Rjx> well -T/-w are deprecated now (use warnings/use strict) but i get what you mean
[04:42] <Rjx> haha yeah
[04:43] <Rjx> well it breeds a better programmer
[04:43] <Thuryn> yes
[04:43] <Rjx> because it's always on your back
[04:43] <Thuryn> -T is actually taint checking, but yeah
[04:43] <Rjx> ah yeah
[04:43] <Thuryn> last i heard, strict/warnings were still supposed to be used in everything..
[04:43] <Rjx> i think you can change the error reporting level in php
[04:43] <Rjx> so it'll report even minor warnings
[04:43] <Rjx> it isn't really that useful though
[04:44] <Thuryn> UNLESS you had a reason not to (which is considered okay, so long as you kno
[04:44] <Rjx> the only time i don't use strict/warnings is when i'm writing a hack
[04:44] <Thuryn> yeah, in a lot of cases it's just for being anal
[04:44] <Thuryn> yeah
[04:44] <Rjx> like, i need to convert data from one format to another, and i'm unlikely to re
[04:44] <Thuryn> yup
[04:44] <Rjx> otherwise it is neccessary, especially seeing as how messy a language perl can
[04:44] <Rjx> perl is the beat poetry of the programming world
[04:45] <Thuryn> although, i've found that just 'use strict;' prevents a LOT of variable name
[04:45] <Thuryn> and 'use warnings;' prevents a lot of hash key typos
[04:45] <Rjx> aye
[04:45] <Thuryn> which in turn, prevents me from writing code that compiles, runs, and APPEAR
[04:45] <Thuryn> but is actually making steaming mounds of... well whatever
[04:45] <Rjx> haha
[04:46] <Thuryn> that just sucks too. spend an hour writing something to parse a bunch of st
[04:46] <Thuryn> and i'm like "w00t. i r00l."
[04:46] <Thuryn> then I get suspicious and add 'use strict' OMG :O I sux0r!
[04:46] <Rjx> i think all programmers should be made to spend at least a month writing nothin
[04:47] <Rjx> teaches you so many things about optimisation and good practice
[04:47] <Rjx> that you can't really learn from a high-level language, once you're forced you
[04:47] <Thuryn> true
[04:47] <Thuryn> ASM just plain breaks if you do it wrong
[04:48] <Thuryn> C is only slightly more forgiving. OMG! SEG FAULT! YOU SUX0R AT POINTERS
[04:48] <Rjx> ASM is a great way to learn a lot of concepts about programming and computers i
[04:48] <Rjx> stacks etc.
[04:48] <Rjx> haha C increases debugging skills
[04:48] * Kurin is working his way through the dragon book
[04:48] <Rjx> </3 segmentation faults
[04:48] <Thuryn> thou shalt not fuck with the stack pointer
[04:48] <Rjx> gdb helps a little
[04:49] <Rjx> the dragon book?
[04:49] <Thuryn> i loved learning to divide by shifting bits out of registers
[04:49] <Thuryn> that's pretty cool
[04:49] <Rjx> performing math on numbers via bit manipulation is pretty fun
[04:49] <Kurin> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0201100886/sr=8-1/qid=1145015361/ref=pd_bbs_
[04:49] <Rjx> haha you're kidding
[04:50] <Kurin> Why not
[04:50] <Rjx> i bought that from a charity book store a month ago
[04:50] <Rjx> i've enjoyed it
[04:50] <Kurin> Yeah, I got it used from some guy who decided to underline every goddamn sent
[04:50] <Rjx> Price: $109.40
[04:50] <Kurin> But it's teaching me a lot
[04:50] <Rjx> holy fuck
[04:50] <Rjx> i paid £2
[04:50] <Kurin> Heh, I paid $30
[04:50] <Rjx> calc 2 GBP in USD
[04:50] <pinkboa> - 2 British pounds = 3.5038 U.S. dollars
[04:51] <Thuryn> writing or using compilers?
[04:51] <Rjx> how far into it are you?
[04:51] <Rjx> i mean a lot of the language in there is fucking nuts, it isn't until there's a
[04:51] <Kurin> I'm in the latter part of chapter two
[04:51] <Rjx> but i've applied a lot of those concepts when writing parsers myself
[04:51] <Serena[T]> i regret not having taken the compilers class.. but i wanted to badly to
[04:51] <Kurin> I have yet to write a parser
[04:51] <Thuryn> lol
[04:52] <Serena[T]> *so badly (sorry, fingers are asleep)
[04:52] <Rjx> when i've had to write parsers for various protocols using C, some of the stuff
[04:52] <Rjx> and it's great for just getting an understanding of how the stuff works
[04:52] <ExZippo> http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5071/clonehigh7ab.gif
[04:52] <ExZippo> hahahaha
[04:52] <Kurin> Which is pretty much what I'm using it for
[04:53] <Kurin> Though I would like to write minilanguages
[04:53] <Rjx> aye
[04:53] <mutante> http://www.geekhideout.com/druglord2.shtml
[04:53] <Rjx> there are a few tutorials on gamedev that involve creating a scripting engine t
[04:54] <flamiky> bulubu
[04:55] <Thuryn> i only took the most basic of "languages" classes
[04:55] <Rjx> http://www.gamedev.net/reference/list.asp?categoryid=76
[04:55] <Rjx> Creating a Scripting System in C++ Part I: An Introduction etc.
[04:55] <Kurin> That looks pretty thorough
[04:55] <Thuryn> i can't even remember the name of the class now. they changed it to "comput
[04:56] <jeek> Best way to deal with them is to sleep with them and do a horrible job of it.
[04:56] <Thuryn> not that kind of sexist
[04:57] <Thuryn> hater
[04:57] <Serena[T]> i took the computational theory class after the crazy man retired - much
[04:57] <Thuryn> but i did actually learn some shit about the grammar of computer languages a
[04:58] <Thuryn> and quite a bit about state, which for some reason i had to learn over and o
[04:58] <Rjx> i had a mental block when it came to C pointers for a long time
[04:59] <Thuryn> i still don't understand perl typeglobs
[04:59] <Rjx> i still don't understand perl's OO system
[04:59] <Rjx> i doubt i ever will
[04:59] <Thuryn> it's kinda hackish, from what people tell me
[04:59] <Rjx> that's how it feels
[04:59] <Thuryn> perl was written as a procedural language
[05:00] <Kurin> Once I read K&R's C programming language, pointers made sense to me
[05:00] <Rjx> i mean i thought i was missing something
[05:00] <Thuryn> and then the OO fad hit
[05:00] <Rjx> but maybe it's just bad
[05:00] <Thuryn> i think it's just bad
[05:00] <Thuryn> ;]
[05:00] <Rjx> my C irc bot is having a little trouble still
[05:00] <Serena[T]> my brain is refusing to quite settle with OO - i have to constantly remin
[05:00] <Rjx> mainly because of the inconsistent responses from efnet servers
[05:00] <Rjx> i always pick procedural
[05:01] <ExZippo> http://students.mcad.edu/~arosenlund/images/juggernaut.gif Holy crap
[05:01] <Serena[T]> i do too, hate OO, but sometimes you've got to do it
[05:01] <Rjx> i mean in most cases OO is entirely unneccessary
[05:01] <Rjx> but yeah
[05:01] <Thuryn> i just think of the code and the data structures as objects
[05:01] <Thuryn> but i use procedural code to manipulate them
[05:01] <Serena[T]> that's what i mean - half the time i'm like "why do they want me to do th
[05:01] <Thuryn> THAT'S THE WAY MY FATHER DID IT AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
[05:01] <Rjx> because it's the new and fantastic way!
[05:02] <Thuryn> IT'S UNHOLY
[05:02] <Rjx> the programmers from the drupal project wrote an article
[05:02] <Rjx> on why they aren't using object oriented code
[05:02] <Serena[T]> i had to take the java class in college twice, just because i wasn't gras
[05:02] <Rjx> whole thing is procedural
[05:02] <Serena[T]> so, when someone comes to tell me about the worthyness of java.. i just d
[05:02] <Rjx> well in something like Java the whole language is OO, and the concepts are pret
[05:02] <Kurin> ExZippo: is that from X3?
[05:02] <Rjx> but in most other languages, the OO things are tacked on afterwards
[05:03] <Kurin> oh man
[05:03] <ExZippo> yes
[05:03] <Kurin> When does that come out?
[05:03] <Rjx> and it makes no sense
[05:03] <Serena[T]> yeah, perl OO you can almost always circumvent.. and do what Thuryn does
[05:03] <Thuryn> well, i'm more in tune with what rjx said to start with: i don't really see
[05:03] <Rjx> aye
[05:03] <Serena[T]> java oo you can circumvent but then your prof isn't happy with you
[05:03] <Thuryn> i don't try to circumvent it. if i have a perl module that sort of "wants"
[05:03] <Serena[T]> "weirdness of OO" rofl
[05:04] <Thuryn> (or at least, i try to)
[05:04] <Serena[T]> right, but i don't have to write my code that way to fit in with the cool
[05:04] <Rjx> well Java is built entirely on OO, everything is an object
[05:04] <Rjx> and you can pull an object in, not have to know how it works, and you're set to
[05:04] <Thuryn> after using a perl mod for a while, you can usually tell whether the program
[05:04] <Rjx> with Java you can actually integrate new objects from code on the fly
[05:05] <Rjx> it only works because the whole thing is built around it
[05:05] <Serena[T]> once i figured some of those things out it got a whole lot simpler and ea
[05:05] <Rjx> in php or perl, people only use it because they're told to, not because of any
[05:05] <Rjx> other langs too
[05:06] <Rjx> having constructors/deconstructers are pretty useful though
[05:06] <Rjx> i'll give an example of something i used OO for recently (a rare case)
[05:06] <Serena[T]> i hear that now they teach the first computer science algorithm design cl
[05:06] <Rjx> i had to write a quick module system for something i was working on, so what i
[05:06] <Rjx> that had all the functionality it needed to operate
[05:07] <Serena[T]> hm
[05:07] <Rjx> each module then was assigned as a child of that class
[05:07] <Thuryn> yeah, if i were to use Java, i'd do it all OO, rather than try to defeat it
[05:07] <Rjx> all it did was change the internal variables
[05:07] <Rjx> and implement its own main() function
[05:07] <Serena[T]> cool
[05:07] <Rjx> but it could add extra methods/etc. if needed
[05:07] <Rjx> but rewriting all procedural code as object oriented
[05:07] <Rjx> is just silly
[05:08] <Serena[T]> yeah, i rarely see the point of rewriting code in languages that aren't O
[05:08] <Tark-Work> hrm
[05:08] * Tark-Work done reading the article in the topic
[05:09] <Rjx> i still need to learn how to use functional languages
[05:09] <Tark-Work> do goths really exist anymore?
[05:09] <Rjx> one area i haven't covered
[05:09] <mutante> Tark-Work: sure
[05:09] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, only on TV
[05:09] <Tark-Work> Thuryn, that was what I thought
[05:09] <Tark-Work> cause wasn't The Crow like 1996 or something like that?
[05:09] <mutante> gothornot.com
[05:10] <Thuryn> earlier than that
[05:10] <Tark-Work> I guess there were goths when I was in high school
[05:10] <Thuryn> url site:imdb The Crow
[05:10] <Thuryn> !url site:imdb The Crow
[05:10] <Thuryn> .url site:imdb The Crow
[05:10] <Tark-Work> dot dot dot
[05:10] <Thuryn> dammit
[05:10] <Thuryn> my bot fu is weak
[05:10] <Tark-Work> regardless, it was old then too
[05:10] <Thuryn> there we go. 1994
[05:10] <Tark-Work> I don't want anybody else.
[05:11] <Tark-Work> when I think about you I cut myself
[05:11] <Tark-Work> DiGothyls
[05:11] <Thuryn> heh
[05:13] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[05:14] <Tark-Work> wanting
[05:14] <Tark-Work> needing
[05:15] <Tark-Work> waiting...for your mom..to tongue my big brown star.
[05:27] <jonathans> weather here is so weird
[05:28] <jonathans> its 50 degrees out with the sun shining bright in the morning
[05:28] <jonathans> and it doesnt go up to 70 until the clouds come out
[05:28] <Tark-Work> that happens in Michigan all winter, cept it never goes up to 70
[05:28] <Rjx> Johnny Knoxville has confessed he has a small penis.
[05:28] <Rjx> The star says he wishes he was well-hung like \u2018Jackass\u2019 co-star, Pont
[05:28] <Tark-Work> just glares off the snow
[05:28] <Rjx> He revealed: \u201cI have a penis like \u2018and egg in a nest\u2019.
[05:28] <jonathans> god damn humidity
[05:28] <Rjx> \u201cIt looks like a light switch. Seriously. A f**king light switch.
[05:28] <Rjx> \u201cPontius has his penis out all the time. He\u2019s got a sweet one!
[05:28] <Rjx> He added: \u201cHey, if you\u2019ve got it, flaunt it!\u201d
[05:28] <Rjx> Despite his small penis, Knoxville has revealed he once won a masturbating cont
[05:29] <Tark-Work> It looks like a light switch. Seriously. A fucking light switch.
[05:31] <reye_> unreal
[05:32] <Tark-Work> I assure you this is real, Mr. Anderson.
[05:55] <Rjx> foley
[05:57] <Rjx> Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help but couldn't find anyone there to ca
[05:57] <Rjx> After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he
[05:58] <Tark-Work> "i told u i was hardcore," Fordyce told the 911 Emergency Dispatch operat
[05:59] <Rjx> from the story
[05:59] <Rjx> UNIONTOWN, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then
[05:59] <Rjx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/14/microwave.killing.ap/
[05:59] <Spidey> rofl
[05:59] <Spidey> wow
[05:59] <Rjx> you know, it's kinda morbid
[05:59] <Rjx> but i think that's hilarious
[05:59] <Rjx> he came back, found she was dead
[05:59] <jeek> Jesus
[05:59] <Jimmothy> thats some effort
[06:00] <Rjx> and probably thought "well she isn't going to get any deader"
[06:00] <Jimmothy> i bet he had to unplug it first
[06:00] <jeek> You think he'd be smart enough to just hide the body.
[06:00] <Rjx> went downstairs
[06:00] <Rjx> had a beer
[06:00] <Spidey> wtf they were OLD too
[06:00] <Rjx> then went to the other neighbour
[06:00] <jeek> "Some Puerto Rican guy kidnapped my girlfriend!"
[06:00] * Rapier is now known as SnowyWolf
[06:13] <ducklord> you're my silver medal
[06:14] <Zera> anyone else's MSN just die?
[06:35] <devil`> w 45895
[06:35] <pinkboa> Weather for Wapakoneta, Ohio (45895) Conditions & - Updated at 9:24 AM EDT
[06:35] <devil`> gonna hit 81 today
[06:38] <Spidey> w 28215
[06:38] <pinkboa> Weather for Charlotte, North Carolina (28215) Conditions & - Updated at 9:1
[06:38] <mutante> w 90210
[06:38] <pinkboa> Weather for Beverly Hills, California (90210) Conditions & - Updated at 6:0
[06:39] <Spidey> supposed to hit 87 here D:
[06:39] <devil`> hehe
[06:39] <Spidey> it was hot enough yesterday and only hit like 83 ;[
[06:39] <devil`> i gotta leave here around 10 to go help my bud load up wood and shit from a
[06:40] <mutante> "help my bud load up wood and shit from a guys woods" nice one
[06:40] <devil`> nothing wrong with that
[06:41] <Spidey> heh
[06:43] <Tark-Work> shit, I was thinking it was colder than fuck in beverly hills
[06:44] <Tark-Work> but that was at 6am
[06:45] <mutante> it was the only us zip code that non-americans know
[06:45] <mutante> without looking them up
[06:46] <Tark-Work> shit
[06:46] <Tark-Work> I think I'm fucking with too small of a rack
[06:48] <Thuryn> lol mutante
[06:50] <GerbilWrk> Tark, you sure you aren't fucking with too small a dick?
[06:51] <ducklord> OH
[07:17] <jeek> o/` This is my new chick, and she's the best to me, only half a date and I'm a
[07:17] <poopy> #0
[07:17] * jeek has a sudden craving for Guinness
[07:18] <GerbilWrk> what's the difference between 2-way and 4-way car speakers?
[07:21] <Spidey> 2-way is a woofer and tweeter
[07:21] <Spidey> 4-way is a woofer, 2 tweeters, and a mid-range usually
[07:22] <jeek> 0-way is a midget that follows you around on a skateboard and sings bad 80s so
[07:22] <GerbilWrk> so for the front door speakers, 4-way would be best?
[07:23] <Spidey> not necessarily
[07:23] <Spidey> i had 2-ways that sounded better than 3-ways
[07:23] <GerbilWrk> i've always wanted a 3-way but the wife constantly says no
[07:23] <Spidey> prob depends on the brand though
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> well the stock speakers in my explorer are finally going out
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> so I was looking at the, Infinity Reference 6812cf 6x8 speakers
[07:27] <Spidey> [10:25] (Spidey) i had 2-ways that sounded better than 3-ways
[07:28] <Spidey> the 3-ways i got were infinitys ;[
[07:28] <GerbilWrk> ok, scratch that idea
[07:28] <GerbilWrk> that one had the most / highest reviews too
[07:28] <Spidey> well if they have good reviews they might be worth checking out
[07:28] <Spidey> i just wasn't happy with the 3-ways i got
[07:28] <GerbilWrk> those are 2-ways
[07:29] <GerbilWrk> then again it kinda comes down to which ones are at best buy and whether
[07:31] <Spidey> heh
[07:31] <Spidey> looking at reviews on crutchfield
[07:31] <Spidey> "After installing speakers with factory head unit I was not at all impressed
[07:31] <Spidey> mine were the same
[07:31] <Spidey> but not a stock head unit
[07:32] <GerbilWrk> yeah, mine isn't either
[07:32] <Spidey> i think infinity stuff is geared towards clarity and highs
[07:33] <GerbilWrk> well, my real deal is as follows
[07:33] <Spidey> depends on what you listen to i guess, and if you just need them for that
[07:33] <GerbilWrk> I've got an iPod with an FM tunner, and with that, i have to turn my ster
[07:34] <GerbilWrk> otherwise I have the volume at like 4 bars, with the tunner, to 12 bars
[07:34] <Thuryn> hey GerbilWrk, have you got a minute or two?
[07:34] <GerbilWrk> quite possibly
[07:35] <Thuryn> i want to ask you about ipods, and the people here in my office will tell me
[07:35] <Thuryn> *her
[07:35] <GerbilWrk> The speakers in there now are starting to rattle at certain parts of the
[07:35] <GerbilWrk> ok, ask away
[07:36] <Spidey> i have alpine 2-way 6x9s that i'm pretty happy with right now, gerbil
[07:36] <GerbilWrk> i've gotta get 6x8's or 5x7s for my Explorer
[07:36] <Spidey> best thing would be to go listen for yourself in a store
[07:37] <Thuryn> she has a WinXP box at home. basically, I want to know if you get an iPod,
[07:37] <Rjx> how long does it take for a domain to go from available to registered
[07:37] <Rjx> after the actual registration
[07:37] <Thuryn> Rjx, depends on the registrar
[07:37] <Thuryn> typically, only a few minutes.
[07:37] <Thuryn> but with Network Solutions, could be up to 24 hours.
[07:37] <GerbilWrk> yeah, typically few minutes to hours
[07:38] <Rjx> alright, thanks
[07:39] <GerbilWrk> Thuryn, generally, you have to use iTunes or a third party program to cop
[07:39] <GerbilWrk> the ipods fuck around with the file names
[07:41] <Tark-Work> Thuryn
[07:41] <Thuryn> yeah?
[07:41] <Rjx> hooray
[07:41] <Tark-Work> I have a Creative Zen Nano
[07:41] <Rjx> $1400 paycheck on its way
[07:41] <Tark-Work> and it looks like a jumpdrive
[07:41] <GerbilWrk> nice, what for Rjx?
[07:42] <Rjx> syswear stuff
[07:42] <Thuryn> jump drive with a earbud jack?
[07:42] <Tark-Work> and the creative rep said they all look like jumpdrives
[07:42] <Rjx> most of the money is still tied up in the company
[07:42] <Tark-Work> ... I mean, it looks to WinXP like a jumpdrive
[07:42] <Thuryn> ah, i see
[07:42] <Tark-Work> move files on and off it with impunity
[07:42] <Tark-Work> with an ipod the only way to get a song off it is to delete it
[07:42] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[07:42] <GerbilWrk> yeah, but with the ipods, i believe if you do that with mp3s, it won't pl
[07:42] <Rjx> Thuryn: depending on what kind of music listener she is
[07:43] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, so it's not a Nano, per se, but it's a portable MP3 player that l
[07:43] <Rjx> it might be worth going with a non-ipod mp3 player
[07:43] <Thuryn> Rjx, yeah, that's what i'm thinking.
[07:43] <GerbilWrk> agreed
[07:43] <Rjx> given that you only use up 40GB or so if you either have a giant music collecti
[07:43] <Thuryn> this is my *mother* here. she doesn't give a crap about trends or tech. sh
[07:43] <Tark-Work> "Creative Zen Nano Plus" = 1gb mp3 player w/radio and such.
[07:43] <Tark-Work> then definitely NOT an ipod
[07:44] <Thuryn> k
[07:44] <Tark-Work> you need somethign with no moving parts
[07:44] <Rjx> depending on where you live, the white earphones are a liability too
[07:44] <Tark-Work> even the minidrives they put in the slim 8gig Creatives have moving parts
[07:44] <Thuryn> oooo... pretty colors, and available at circuit city. ;)
[07:44] <Rjx> if you have those out in the open around here you're likely to get beaten with
[07:44] <Thuryn> Rjx, oh yeah? hadn't heard that one
[07:44] <Tark-Work> yeah, don't be a cheap ass either, get some real sony earbuds
[07:45] <Thuryn> nah, she lives somewhere where everyone already has one ;)
[07:45] <Tark-Work> spend about $20-$40 on earbuds
[07:45] <Rjx> i just use crappy cheap headphones when i'm using fairly expensive listening st
[07:45] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, yeah, I got the nice Sony wrap-around buds for about $15 at targe
[07:45] <Thuryn> <3
[07:45] <Rjx> my current ones are COBY brand
[07:45] <Tark-Work> they gank em off public transport in New York
[07:45] <Rjx> i didn't notice they weren't SONY till i bought them
[07:45] <Thuryn> the usual teeny earbuds hurt my ears
[07:45] <Rjx> but they were $5 at big lots, so i'm just lucky they didn't have herpes
[07:45] <Thuryn> lmao
[07:46] <Thuryn> i'm going to see Rjx in a cable tv commercial
[07:46] <Tark-Work> you went into big lots? You're lucky you didn't get herpes.
[07:46] <Spidey> rjx: lol
[07:46] <Thuryn> "When I have aural herpes flare-ups..."
[07:46] <Spidey> i used to work at big lots
[07:46] <Spidey> dont h8
[07:46] <Rjx> i bought a bunch of blank t-shirts from big lots to use as test material for so
[07:46] <GerbilWrk> :( my wife likes going into big lots
[07:46] <Rjx> and i remember the horrified look the person as the checkout gave me
[07:46] <Rjx> it was like "you're going to buy THOSE?"
[07:47] <Spidey> what made her say that?
[07:47] <Rjx> haha the place honestly looks like they lifted the roof off, and just emptied a
[07:47] <Tark-Work> they had vomit stains
[07:47] <Rjx> and then rearranged it
[07:47] <Spidey> that's because people come in and fuck it all up
[07:47] <Spidey> the store i worked at, all we did was straighten shit
[07:48] <Tark-Work> I went into big lots once and just fucked shit up
[07:48] <Tark-Work> left
[07:48] <Spidey> yeah that's what 90% of the customers do :P
[07:48] <Spidey> but they usually buy some light bulbs or something at least
[07:48] <c-rOCK> pic n save
[07:49] <Thuryn> i wear mostly blank tees nowadays (though not white ones)
[07:49] <Spidey> i wear white so i dont look as white
[07:50] <Rjx> standard Rjx attire is usually khakis, a t-shirt of some sort and a hawaiian sh
[07:50] <GerbilWrk> I mostly wear wife beaters so my wifes friends know whats up
[07:50] <Rjx> it's my "thinking hat"
[07:50] <Spidey> haha
[07:50] <Thuryn> lol
[07:50] <Rjx> haha GerbilWrk
[07:50] <Rjx> ;[
[07:50] <Rjx> has the wife been doing her kegels
[07:50] <Thuryn> here's another (totally unrelated) question for you network-oriented types (
[07:51] <GerbilWrk> she had a c-section, no need
[07:51] <Rjx> ah ok
[07:51] <Thuryn> anyone ever seen this MAC address: 00:00:00:00:FF:FF
[07:51] <Thuryn> it's a valid MAC, but it looks crafted
[07:51] <Rjx> ya get skeeted on
[07:51] <Thuryn> and i'm seeing it in a place where the people aren't usually smart enough to
[07:51] <GerbilWrk> isn't that MAC for black or something?
[07:51] <Thuryn> black... ice?
[07:52] <GerbilWrk> no, the color... html... :(
[07:52] <GerbilWrk> i dunno
[07:52] * Rjx coughs
[07:52] <Rjx> you're going to get fired
[07:52] <jonathans> oh my god
[07:52] <jonathans> this one
[07:52] <jonathans> is a gem
[07:53] <jonathans> read profile http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=10473362942765799995
[07:53] <Thuryn> GerbilWrk, ha! :)
[07:53] <Rjx> WE CAN TURN YOUR MAC ADDRESS INTO A PC ADDRESS FOR JUST $99.
[07:54] <Thuryn> Rjx, evil. Profitable. I like it.
[07:54] <Thuryn> i bet you could make a fortune doing that
[07:54] <GerbilWrk> sad thing is someone has prolly made more money in a month selling that t
[07:54] <Rjx> it was Serena[T]'s idea
[07:54] <Thuryn> handing out LAAs and teaching people how to install them
[07:54] <Rjx> jonathans: what am i looking for
[07:55] <Rjx> it looks like it might be a trap
[07:56] <Spidey> she seems pretty optimistic
[07:56] <Spidey> o we're both the idiot savant on the 3 variable funny test
[07:57] <Thuryn> wow. the creative zen nano looks perfect. it's only $70 list at circuit c
[07:57] <Thuryn> you guys rule
[07:57] <Spidey> Some questions she cares about:
[07:57] <Spidey> Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?
[07:58] <Rjx> would you
[07:58] <Thuryn> the "considered" is an interesting twist
[07:59] <Spidey> yeah...
[07:59] <Spidey> and yes i would need to hit it first, unless she was a virgin
[07:59] <Spidey> but even then i'd still have to check it out to be sure ;x
[07:59] <Thuryn> before *considering* marrying her?
[08:00] <GerbilWrk> aside from that shit, the response seem too perfect in her profile
[08:00] <Rjx> mandatory penis check
[08:00] <Thuryn> Rjx, good point
[08:00] <Spidey> not before considering, Thuryn
[08:00] <Rjx> but in all honesty, my answer would be no
[08:00] <Spidey> but before marriage, certainly
[08:00] <Thuryn> she's basically asking whether you're a "casual sex" sort of person
[08:00] <Rjx> only with your mother
[08:00] <jonathans> rjx: sorry
[08:00] <jonathans> i meant:
[08:00] <Rjx> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[08:00] <jonathans> READ JOURNAL.
[08:01] <Rjx> ah ok
[08:01] <Thuryn> sleeping with someone you think is a marriage candidate is probably cool (do
[08:01] <jonathans> i just posted
[08:01] <Thuryn> (cool with this person, i mean)
[08:01] <GerbilWrk> shit, most of the women I know I have recently come to find out will slee
[08:01] <Thuryn> but if you aren't even considering it, then you're just there for the poon.
[08:02] <GerbilWrk> the girl that's living with us has let 23 guys poon her
[08:02] <Thuryn> ugh
[08:02] <Rjx> your latest racial incarnation looks like julian bashir
[08:02] <Spidey> not uncommon for girls to just go all out skank these days
[08:02] <Kurin> I liked Bashir
[08:02] <Thuryn> but does he have the cutesy accent?
[08:02] <Rjx> i'll have to stalk him and find out
[08:02] <Thuryn> Spidey, until the next HIV-like epidemic
[08:03] <GerbilWrk> and my sis in law has been with at least 10, which is awesome considering
[08:03] <GerbilWrk> same with the other girl
[08:03] <Rjx> holy christ
[08:03] <Rjx> 10 by 19?
[08:03] <GerbilWrk> 23 by 19 has me concerned
[08:03] <Spidey> Thuryn: i hope it doesn't take that to get them back to non-skankness
[08:04] <Thuryn> Spidey, well, i'm sure there are still plenty of non-skanks to be had, just
[08:04] <GerbilWrk> considering i have the 2 by 21 ratio :(
[08:04] <Thuryn> they're probably still worth pursuing.
[08:04] <Rjx> Thuryn: the big clue is that they don't have a myspace profile
[08:04] <Spidey> yeah but they're in hiding
[08:04] <diab-> how do i tell the difference from being sprayed with pepperspray vs being spr
[08:04] <Thuryn> Rjx, LMAO
[08:04] <GerbilWrk> exactly!
[08:04] <Thuryn> Spidey, mall.
[08:04] <Rjx> diab-: was it from a woman or a japanese terrorist
[08:04] <Spidey> no way
[08:04] <Thuryn> Spidey, ever see "Hardbodies?"
[08:04] <Thuryn> old soft-core porn flick
[08:04] <Spidey> the mall is like a bar, except they're underage/illegal
[08:04] <Spidey> no, i don't think i have
[08:04] <Thuryn> worth seeing
[08:05] <Spidey> lemme see if it's on netflix
[08:05] <Thuryn> this surfer dude takes these three losers and teaches them how to pick up ch
[08:05] <Thuryn> one thing he says actually very truly works
[08:05] <Thuryn> he says the absolutely untapped treasure trove of "hardbodies" requires only
[08:05] <Thuryn> "lets... go... shopping"
[08:05] <Thuryn> very true
[08:06] <Spidey> haha
[08:06] <Spidey> not finding it on netflix ;[
[08:06] <Thuryn> it's like going to the library, only you don't have to keep your voice down
[08:06] <diab-> Rjx : how about a japanese terrorist woman? :P
[08:06] <Thuryn> it's an early 80's late 70's flick
[08:06] <Spidey> ahhh
[08:06] <jonathans> latest?
[08:06] <Thuryn> brb
[08:06] <Rjx> diab-: out of my range of experience there
[08:06] <jonathans> those are all old pictures
[08:07] <diab-> :P
[08:07] <GerbilWrk> Thuryn, that does indeed work, only, if you're married you can't go shopp
[08:07] <GerbilWrk> except online, then you have to get the girls in the weird old married gu
[08:08] <Thuryn> yeah, well, if you're married, theoretically you're done searching... ;)
[08:08] <Spidey> D:
[08:08] <Rjx> sara found a nice apartment, where i'll also be staying whenever the US governm
[08:08] <GerbilWrk> like how you added theoretically
[08:08] <Rjx> and the excellent part is that it's near a river
[08:08] <jonathans> or you can become a member of the underground black market housewife trad
[08:08] <Thuryn> or you have to think ahead and wear your wedding band on a necklace or not a
[08:08] <Rjx> with good fishing
[08:08] <Rjx> so i am going to be out there with my laptop and fishing rod
[08:09] <Thuryn> so you don't have the smooth place on your finger
[08:09] <GerbilWrk> just don't let her drown you next time you start talking to her as "Paul"
[08:09] <Thuryn> because if you have the ring or the white spot, anyone who still goes out wi
[08:09] <Thuryn> which was the original problem
[08:09] <Spidey> yeah
[08:09] <Spidey> i want a non-skank
[08:09] <Spidey> plz
[08:09] <Rjx> couldn't you just get a tanning booth for your hand
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> actually, i used to have a girl hand around that wasn't a skank, dated co
[08:10] <Spidey> just buy the tanning cream
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> *hang
[08:10] <Spidey> send her my way
[08:10] <jonathans> i got your tanning cream right here
[08:10] <Rjx> i doubt an orange ring is better than a white ring
[08:11] <jonathans> just dont wear rings
[08:11] <jonathans> tell her you're not a faggot
[08:11] <GerbilWrk> actually, Rjx, if you're like me you just never go outside, so you don't
[08:11] <jonathans> put the ring on a chain and hang it over the bed
[08:12] <GerbilWrk> put it around your second toe, under your sock
[08:12] <Rjx> i'm just the nuts in your bedpost
[08:12] <GerbilWrk> then just say you have this sock fetish
[08:13] <Spidey> or just dont get married
[08:13] <Spidey> ;[
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> yea, that's ONE way
[08:13] <Thuryn> my boss never wears his ring
[08:13] <Thuryn> it tears up his hand (or the ring)
[08:13] <Thuryn> just because of the job
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> I should develop an allergy to rings!
[08:14] <Thuryn> plus he has arthritis in his hands and stuff
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> anything circular makes me break out in a rash
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> rings, chains, watches, condoms
[08:14] <Thuryn> GerbilWrk, your cock is circular
[08:14] <Spidey> no poon for you
[08:14] <Thuryn> so are a girl's lips
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> poon is not circular though, it's ovular
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> ....
[08:14] <Thuryn> no b/j for you
[08:14] <Rjx> eliptical?
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> damn, she's think of that too :(
[08:14] <Thuryn> ovular... nice pun
[08:15] <GerbilWrk> yeah, eliptical is the word i was looking for
[08:15] <Spidey> heh
[08:15] <csqrl> i also agree
[08:15] <csqrl> that was a nice pun
[08:15] <GerbilWrk> Hola Josho, welcome to IRC
[08:15] <csqrl> rg and i are loading up the car
[08:15] <csqrl> i'm bringing empty coke bottles and ziplock baggies
[08:15] <csqrl> this car isn't stopping until corpus
[08:16] <csqrl> if she has to pee, well, godspeed
[08:16] <Rjx> haha
[08:16] <GerbilWrk> you're bringing her to Corpus?
[08:16] <Rjx> daytrip to corpus?
[08:16] <csqrl> the freshlock(tm) seal should do the trick
[08:16] <csqrl> friday, sat, sun
[08:16] <csqrl> stay @ the folks' and go the beach as often as possible
[08:16] <GerbilWrk> have your people call my people, we'll do lunch
[08:17] <csqrl> word up
[08:17] <csqrl> drop me your number again so i can enter it into the lappy
[08:17] <issuez> w2
[08:17] <poopy> issuez Temp 63F/17C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:38PM; high:(
[08:17] <issuez> yay i get to go pick up my dress today from the bridal shop
[08:17] <issuez> ALSO
[08:17] <Rjx> *circus supplies store
[08:17] <issuez> I GOT A SIRIUS SATTELITE RECEIVER
[08:17] <issuez> AND ITS FUCKING AWESOME
[08:17] <Rjx> oh nice
[08:17] * Spidey steals it
[08:17] <issuez> because my truck has XM built in
[08:17] <Thuryn> issuez, i thought you hated that dress (the colors i mean)
[08:17] <issuez> and XM sucks
[08:17] <issuez> so i got sirius yesterday
[08:17] <issuez> i love it
[08:18] <issuez> it broadcasts to any FM stereo
[08:18] <issuez> and through my MP3 players
[08:18] <Spidey> i love(d) sirius, until they disabled the online player w/o a serial number
[08:18] <issuez> <3<3
[08:18] <GerbilWrk> where is the UPS man when your day can't start till he gets here :(
[08:18] <issuez> haha
[08:18] <Thuryn> my new home receiver is XM-capable, but i haven't looked into it at all. i'
[08:19] <issuez> yea im waiting for that new digi camera from FED EX today that i got for the
[08:19] <Thuryn> i really need to replace the crappy old 4-ohm speakers
[08:19] <Thuryn> they're cramping the style of the entire rest of the $#%! system
[08:20] <csqrl> amanda raves about sirius, too
[08:20] <csqrl> i'll never get one
[08:20] <issuez> thats because
[08:20] <issuez> sirius is cool
[08:20] <csqrl> i gained a lot of money when their stock shot up
[08:20] <Rjx> amanda probably likes it because it widens the range of gay music available
[08:20] <Rjx> carebears hour and whatnot
[08:20] <csqrl> then now it's even down below where it was
[08:20] <Rjx> which reminds me
[08:20] <csqrl> yeah, she's way into hair nation
[08:20] <issuez> hahaha
[08:20] <Rjx> i need to seek out and destroy snow from my playlist
[08:21] <issuez> <3 amanda
[08:21] <Rjx> i have lober2.wav somewhere in it
[08:21] <Rjx> among 3000 songs
[08:21] <csqrl> haha
[08:21] <issuez> 3y3 miss h3r goddamn
[08:21] <Rjx> and the volume is like
[08:21] <Rjx> 200% normal
[08:21] <csqrl> aim, y
[08:21] <csqrl> yo
[08:21] <Rjx> so when it comes on it fucks shit up
[08:21] <issuez> yea ill hit her up
[08:21] <Rjx> scares the hell out of me
[08:21] <issuez> i always forget
[08:21] <csqrl> i only listen to filtered playlists for that reason
[08:21] <issuez> sweet my oldnavy.com order shipped
[08:21] <issuez> should be here the day before i leave for flor ee duh
[08:22] <csqrl> the ones sans air tuna
[08:22] <issuez> oh nm
[08:22] <issuez> i got 2 days shipping
[08:22] <csqrl> url "air tuna" filetype:mp3
[08:22] <Rjx> wonder if xmms has a normalisation plugin
[08:22] <issuez> yessssssssss
[08:22] <Rjx> url britney cleary mp3 i.m me
[08:22] <issuez> ON VEHICLE FOR DELIVERY
[08:22] <pinkboa> - "britney cleary mp3 i.m me": http://www.user-com.undernet.org/promotions/
[08:22] <issuez> for the camera i mean
[08:23] <issuez> man
[08:23] <issuez> today is not the day for my ex to be harassing me
[08:24] <Rjx> josh
[08:24] <issuez> this makes me want to vomit
[08:24] <Rjx> did you see the shit i pasted about ie7
[08:24] <csqrl> negative
[08:24] <csqrl> also sheeite amy
[08:24] <Rjx> where people asked microsoft why the rendering was so poor in the beta
[08:24] <csqrl> pass him over to crazy jos
[08:24] <Rjx> and microsoft's response was that the sites in question did not implement good
[08:24] <issuez> word
[08:24] <Rjx> so stupid it almost makes me cry
[08:24] <issuez> thank goodness this morning its just an email
[08:25] <csqrl> ohh, yeah, i commented on that
[08:25] <csqrl> how it was dumb not to support
[08:25] <csqrl> what's the email say?
[08:25] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure microsoft is going to find some way to shaft other browsers in
[08:25] <csqrl> no doubt
[08:25] <csqrl> i hope it's one of the final nails in the coffin
[08:26] <csqrl> i could use some apple friends
[08:26] <Rjx> more likely it'll just increase my workload for having to test shit
[08:26] <Rjx> yeah i'm pushing apple as an alternative right now for the sole reason that not
[08:27] <issuez> what they always say... I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, IM SO SORRY I DID AL
[08:27] <Rjx> i mean suse is making leaps and bounds
[08:27] <csqrl> haha amy
[08:27] <csqrl> you're so sensitive
[08:27] <issuez> the only time i reply is when he msgs me on irc or im
[08:27] <issuez> well
[08:27] <issuez> ex
[08:27] <csqrl> yeah, but aqua + unix is killa
[08:27] <csqrl> pssh
[08:27] <issuez> married
[08:27] <csqrl> the married part would kill it for me
[08:28] <Rjx> issuez: he probably hasn't gotten any since you ditched his has
[08:28] <Rjx> *ass
[08:28] <issuez> well maybe he should grow a bigger penis
[08:28] <csqrl> i feel for the plight of the ex
[08:28] <Rjx> also what puts me off is having to purchase apple hardware
[08:28] <jonathans> wow what an idiot
[08:28] <jonathans> who would break up with you
[08:28] <csqrl> it lasts a long time
[08:29] <csqrl> it retains its value well
[08:29] <issuez> he got mad because i always went to the race tracks with my friends on the w
[08:29] <issuez> and then the violence started
[08:29] <issuez> so
[08:29] <Rjx> for a solid workstation
[08:29] <issuez> i figure its for the better
[08:29] <Rjx> i'd be tempted
[08:29] <jonathans> oh so you dumped him
[08:29] <Rjx> for my desktop machine though, i'm constantly swapping stuff in/out
[08:29] <jonathans> thats different
[08:29] <csqrl> i've never looked back
[08:29] <Rjx> it might be the next step for me
[08:29] <csqrl> you'd only do that for a certain amount of time
[08:30] <Rjx> i ditched windows a while back, been running lunix straight for months now
[08:30] <csqrl> it's like putting a new fish in the tank while he's still in his bag
[08:30] <Rjx> X crap still works on OSX right?
[08:30] <csqrl> word up
[08:30] <csqrl> url apple x11
[08:30] <pinkboa> - "apple x11": http://www.apple.com/macosx/features/x11/
[08:31] <issuez> well the last time i dumped him, after he pinned me up against the wall when
[08:31] <csqrl> i run ethereal all the time for rg
[08:31] <csqrl> wink
[08:31] <issuez> shortest
[08:31] <csqrl> hahah
[08:31] <csqrl> that's badass
[08:31] <issuez> it was quite comical actually
[08:31] <ducklord> are you sarah connor..?
[08:31] <issuez> watching a guy that was 5'2 kick the shit out of a guy thats 6'2
[08:31] <issuez> <3 irish
[08:32] <issuez> then my dad and brother showed up and it was kind of down hill from there
[08:32] <issuez> but like, one of the times we broke up.. he left me after i left him
[08:32] <issuez> i was like
[08:32] <issuez> ........
[08:32] <Rjx> oi'll fight ye fer ye shoes
[08:33] <csqrl> i liked the irish in braveheart
[08:33] <issuez> then right before i moved out here to colorado, dumbass shows up.. 'im sorry
[08:33] * _Ifrit is now known as Ifrit
[08:33] <issuez> i was like.. IM MOVING 1500 MILES AWAY, THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT
[08:33] <issuez> 7 years later
[08:33] <dekkon> oh snap
[08:33] <Rjx> break his car window
[08:33] <Rjx> and leave a tiny matchbox car window on the seat
[08:34] <Rjx> with a message written on it saying "go away"
[08:34] <issuez> 3 people beating him up wasnt enough?
[08:34] <Rjx> obviously not
[08:34] <issuez> well it was more dad than my bro or friend
[08:34] <issuez> something inside dad snapped
[08:34] <issuez> i think he had flashbacks from nam
[08:34] <Rjx> feed him to the eels
[08:35] <issuez> jk he wasnt in nam
[08:35] <issuez> i just want him to go away, hes more wigger now than anything
[08:35] <issuez> and yo uknow how much that annoys me
[08:35] <csqrl> fofo
[08:36] <csqrl> rg's ex texts her and IMs her with slightly flirty stuff
[08:36] <issuez> i love the bastard, why would i go back to my ex that has no job, no life, a
[08:36] <issuez> everyday, the bastard does something to make me laugh
[08:36] <issuez> whether its AT him or not
[08:36] <issuez> it still makes me laugh
[08:37] <issuez> like yesterday he tripped over the hose + sprinkler in the yard
[08:37] <csqrl> woo boy
[08:37] <issuez> and ended up getting tangled
[08:37] <csqrl> that's a crater
[08:37] <issuez> trying to detangle stuff
[08:37] <issuez> and stepped in dog poo
[08:37] <issuez> thats funny.
[08:37] <csqrl> you let your dog foul up the yard?
[08:37] <issuez> he only poos at that cunts corner of the yard
[08:37] <issuez> lolz
[08:37] <jonathans> <@issuez> i love the bastard, why would i go back to my ex that has
[08:38] <jonathans> for the SEX
[08:38] <jonathans> bawmpchikka
[08:38] <issuez> HE HAD A SMALL WEEWEE
[08:38] <csqrl> 6'2"? how small is small
[08:38] <jonathans> you should tell that nigga
[08:38] <jonathans> that he aint got no job, no life, no weewee
[08:38] <issuez> dude
[08:38] <issuez> when we broke up
[08:38] <issuez> i told him how small his dick was
[08:38] <jonathans> and he could never make anyone else happy if he couldnt make you happy
[08:38] <issuez> he laughed
[08:38] <issuez> i dunno
[08:38] <jonathans> be sure that you send him this in a package
[08:38] <issuez> like
[08:38] <jonathans> with a chocolate revolver
[08:39] <issuez> little less than average
[08:39] <issuez> im not all about MEAT PACKIN
[08:39] <issuez> because it hurts
[08:39] <issuez> but damn
[08:39] <issuez> get a penis pump or something
[08:39] <jonathans> thats my problem
[08:39] <csqrl> creepy
[08:39] <|sili> you should be able to touch the sides
[08:39] <jonathans> too much length not enough girth
[08:39] <|sili> if you can't
[08:39] <jonathans> well, for 18 year olds
[08:39] <|sili> ...
[08:39] <csqrl> haha
[08:39] <csqrl> i am happy with nitrox beta
[08:39] <jonathans> so anyways i broke up with julie
[08:39] <Tark-Work> "Don't touch the sides..!! BZZZZZ!"
[08:39] <issuez> anyways josh.. he does poo in the yard up next to the house, its all past th
[08:40] <issuez> makes cleaning up awesome
[08:40] <issuez> i dont have to go on a land mine hunt
[08:40] <csqrl> you have a llama instead of a dog
[08:40] <issuez> they spit
[08:40] <jonathans> kaboom
[08:40] <issuez> and smell like corn
[08:40] <csqrl> they also crap in piles
[08:40] <csqrl> instead of all over the place
[08:40] <issuez> his area is like a 30ftx15ft space back by the fence
[08:40] <issuez> ill tak epictures in a week
[08:40] <issuez> for you
[08:41] <csqrl> haxcellent
[08:41] <csqrl> i need to do shots of the outside here
[08:41] <issuez> you saw the other picture i took awhile ago for everyone in here, didnt you?
[08:41] <csqrl> show off my sweet art pieces
[08:41] <csqrl> i think so
[08:41] <issuez> ok just making sure
[08:42] <issuez> you were gone for a few
[08:42] <csqrl> word
[08:42] <issuez> i wish i could have timed it better though
[08:42] <issuez> http://issuez.net/stuff/dogshit.jpg noindex
[08:42] <issuez> would have been cool to get him midstream
[08:42] <csqrl> so foul
[08:42] <csqrl> i hate dogs
[08:43] <issuez> it is foul
[08:43] <issuez> my dog is good though
[08:43] <issuez> he never barks
[08:43] <csqrl> there's a dog across the alley
[08:43] <csqrl> barks nonstop at everything
[08:43] <issuez> yea same with the back neighbors
[08:43] <csqrl> take out the trash, go out for a smoke, bark bark bark
[08:43] <csqrl> what i really hate
[08:43] <issuez> the lesbiano next door, her dog is the only other cool dog on the street
[08:43] <csqrl> is that he feels all accomplished when you go away after he barks at you
[08:43] <issuez> oh yea, me and the bastard met the dyke next door the other day
[08:43] <csqrl> like he just protected his domain
[08:43] <issuez> she was having a lesbian party
[08:44] <csqrl> when really you were just going back insdie after taking otu the trash. fuck
[08:44] <issuez> god
[08:44] <issuez> what a horrible dog
[08:44] <csqrl> lesbian party sounds exciting
[08:44] <issuez> what i dont understand is
[08:44] <issuez> why do you have a dog
[08:44] <csqrl> i imagine the dog was being molested
[08:44] <issuez> if yo unever do anything with it
[08:44] <issuez> as as status thing?
[08:44] <csqrl> yeah
[08:44] <csqrl> they have kids i guess
[08:44] <csqrl> so i'm sure at one point the kids loved him
[08:44] <csqrl> then they got a few years older
[08:44] <issuez> i mean you gotta feel for the dog getting neglected, but its so hard not to
[08:45] <csqrl> truth
[08:45] <issuez> they make devices now, that we're thinking about getting
[08:45] <issuez> you mount it on the fence with the loud dogs
[08:45] <issuez> and it will either make a loud silent noise for the dog, or a really loud on
[08:45] <issuez> everytime the dogs bark
[08:45] <issuez> haha
[08:45] <csqrl> hahah
[08:45] <issuez> i think its like, 100 or 200 yard range
[08:46] <csqrl> that's pretty slick
[08:46] <issuez> because i cant just resort to calling the cops
[08:46] <csqrl> i wonder if it owrks
[08:46] <issuez> they have better things to do
[08:46] <issuez> like when they had to come out and pick up my dog when that cunts kids opene
[08:46] <issuez> at the end of our yard and hers
[08:46] <issuez> aokfdjaslkdj
[08:46] <issuez> im still bitter.
[08:46] <issuez> its ok though
[08:47] <issuez> we nailed the gate shut, and put fencing over it
[08:47] <csqrl> haha
[08:47] <issuez> try to get it open now biatch
[08:47] <csqrl> barbed wire?
[08:47] <issuez> i wish
[08:47] <issuez> 6 ft cedar planks
[08:47] <issuez> ok bastard just came downstairs
[08:47] <issuez> now i have to make him go with me to denver
[08:47] <issuez> he will be so excited
[08:47] <jonathans> WAIT
[08:47] <issuez> i can already hear him
[08:47] <issuez> JONAFANZ
[08:48] <jonathans> noindex http://disgu.st/~jon/2006-04/carpetmod/
[08:48] <issuez> dude
[08:48] <issuez> your desk is clean
[08:48] <jonathans> i cleaned it off to do this
[08:48] <jonathans> those are stencils for my carpet
[08:48] <issuez> awe
[08:48] <issuez> i like the heart the bestest
[08:49] <jonathans> most people do
[08:49] <jonathans> except when playing hearts
[08:49] <issuez> actually spades are my favorite
[08:49] <jonathans> i didnt take a picture of the diamond
[08:49] <issuez> and i think it looks excellent
[08:49] <jonathans> because like, who doesnt know that one
[08:49] <jonathans> thx
[08:49] <dekkon> your desk is badass
[08:49] <jonathans> it will look mad phat on this carpet
[08:49] <jonathans> in white
[08:49] <jonathans> on green
[08:49] <jonathans> thx
[08:49] <jonathans> its campus furniture
[08:50] <jonathans> im gonna keep it clean now though
[08:50] <jonathans> i like itbetter
[08:51] <issuez> think if i show the bastard some boobs, he wont bitch about going to denver
[08:51] <issuez> i have to bribe him to go to denver
[08:51] <issuez> or greeley
[08:51] <issuez> but you have to bribe me to go to greeley
[08:51] <issuez> so i understand there
[08:52] <jonathans> haha
[08:52] <jonathans> DO IT UP
[08:52] <issuez> he probably wont do it for a boob shot
[08:52] <issuez> denver suuuuuuuuuuucks
[08:53] <issuez> ok im gonna offer head in exchange for denver, and if he declines im divorci
[08:54] <issuez> ok, be back later, taters
[08:54] <issuez> <3
[08:54] <jonathans> what about for a nipple poke
[08:54] <jonathans> on the cheek
[08:54] <jonathans> pce
[08:59] <jonathans> http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2006/02/january-national-have-sex-with-your.php
[09:01] <jonathans> For agreeing to pierce the nipples of a 16-year-old girl in exchange for
[09:04] <csqrl> ahaha
[09:05] <csqrl> rg wanted to use my laptop for something
[09:05] <csqrl> so i said sure, go wake it up
[09:05] <csqrl> she pops open the lid from the other room and i still had remote desktop runn
[09:05] <csqrl> so it regains the connection
[09:05] <csqrl> and she sees that i'm reading that link
[09:05] <csqrl> national have sex with your teacher day
[09:05] <csqrl> it went over well
[09:10] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[09:21] <ducklord> obsession
[09:21] <ducklord> calvin kline
[09:21] <ducklord> haha
[09:27] <timmo> [10:06] [csqrl] national have sex with your teacher day
[09:27] <timmo> [10:06] [csqrl] it went over well
[09:27] <timmo> hahaha
[09:27] <Serena[T]> oh that's excellent
[09:28] <csqrl> the whole older woman, younger man thing is a touchy theme in this relationsh
[09:29] <csqrl> GERB WAKE UP
[09:30] <Serena[T]> depends how much younger, i suppose..
[09:30] <timmo> josh: haha why?
[09:31] <timmo> its not like shes super older than you
[09:31] <timmo> also jonathans
[09:31] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/misc/cash.jpg
[09:31] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/misc/cash-to-scale.jpg
[09:32] <csqrl> when she's 30 i'll be 22
[09:32] <csqrl> 7.5 years
[09:32] <csqrl> not that much
[09:32] <csqrl> but it comes up often
[09:32] <csqrl> and when we first started dating
[09:32] <csqrl> the first movie we rented together
[09:32] <csqrl> was that movie with nicole kidman
[09:33] <Rjx> dude
[09:33] <Rjx> next birthday
[09:33] <csqrl> where some 13 year old befriends her and says he's her dead husband
[09:33] <Rjx> buy her harold and maude
[09:33] <Serena[T]> that's not too far apart csqrl.. so long as you like each other
[09:33] <csqrl> and they get all intimate
[09:33] <timmo> hahaha rjx
[09:33] <Rjx> url imdb harold and maude
[09:33] <pinkboa> - "imdb harold and maude": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067185/
[09:33] <Serena[T]> hehe
[09:33] <timmo> i need to go deposit my checks
[09:34] <csqrl> what's it about?
[09:34] <timmo> its so damn hard for me to deposit this federal check
[09:34] <timmo> when all i want to do is go turn it into an amp or some shit
[09:34] <timmo> josh: older woman/younger man
[09:34] <csqrl> shit
[09:34] <csqrl> viewing the pics
[09:34] <Rjx> late teens guy hooks up with a 70 year old
[09:34] <csqrl> OLDDDDDDer woman
[09:34] <csqrl> YOOOOOUNGer man
[09:34] <Rjx> haha yeah
[09:34] <Rjx> that's why i'm saying
[09:34] <Rjx> it's the perfect gift
[09:34] <csqrl> awesome
[09:34] <csqrl> no doubt
[09:34] <csqrl> i'll do that
[09:34] <Serena[T]> be brave timmo :)
[09:35] <Serena[T]> man, i wish food cooled faster
[09:36] <csqrl> freezer
[09:36] <csqrl> alrighty
[09:36] <csqrl> tiem to get packed and ready to roll
[09:36] <timmo> oh man this album i just grabbed last night
[09:36] <timmo> is the shit
[09:36] <timmo> its like
[09:36] <csqrl> UP IT
[09:36] <timmo> celtic punk music
[09:36] <timmo> with a funk bassist
[09:36] <timmo> http://cdbaby.com/cd/prodigals2
[09:36] <Rjx> the hub is even throttling timmo's bandwidth now
[09:36] <Rjx> :x
[09:36] <csqrl> :[
[09:36] <csqrl> sorry mangs
[09:36] <timmo> alright
[09:36] <timmo> ill up the ignite album
[09:37] <timmo> and this album
[09:37] <csqrl> yell at matt
[09:37] <Workdug> .link http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false weeeeee
[09:37] <poopy> Workdug - http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false - wee
[09:37] <timmo> listen to the samples on cd baby though
[09:37] <timmo> like borus march
[09:37] <csqrl> it's his bastard company dropping into oblivion
[09:37] <timmo> marches*
[09:37] <Serena[T]> i've heard this one before - it was very interesting
[09:37] <Serena[T]> hey Workdug
[09:37] <csqrl> no more computer
[09:37] <Workdug> hi serena
[09:37] <Workdug> op me plz
[09:37] <csqrl> god bless you all
[09:37] <csqrl> and see you later
[09:38] <Workdug> whoa, woot-off is still going on
[09:38] <timmo> ok, going to go get some cash money
[09:38] <timmo> pz
[09:41] <Twin`> Workdug: i think it's a combination of laziness and not going through as much
[09:41] <Twin`> there were like 3 items last night
[09:41] <Twin`> that took 3+ hours to sell out
[09:42] * RedExplos is now known as Red|Work
[09:45] <var> w kstl
[09:45] <pinkboa> Weather for Lambert-Saint Louis International, Missouri (63145) Conditions
[09:46] <Workdug> what was that site
[09:46] <Workdug> that showed a percentage in the page title
[09:46] <jonathans> [|||||||||||||| ]
[09:46] <Twin`> dunno
[09:51] <Workdug> re: topic, i think the result of this stody will be parents telling their k
[09:52] <Twin`> was a study really needed?
[09:52] <ducklord> omg, you grown ups don't understand our pain
[09:53] <ducklord> it's not all about the cutting
[09:53] <ducklord> it's also about the crying
[09:53] <jeek> If it don't bleed, cut it.
[09:54] <jeek> It's about our girlfriends thinking we're in touch with our emotions so we get
[09:54] <ducklord> goths type with one hand
[09:54] <jeek> so they can cut with the other?
[09:54] <Serena[T]> or put makeup on
[09:55] <ducklord> no, masturbation lol
[09:55] <Serena[T]> too emo for that
[09:55] <ducklord> I wonder if they cut their erections
[09:55] <ducklord> must be some bloodpressure in there
[09:55] <Rjx> looking like a depressed mime makes other people laugh
[09:55] <Rjx> which makes you a little less dead inside
[09:56] <Rjx> am i getting close
[09:56] <ducklord> it's getting warmer
[09:56] <Red|Work> and here I thought qdb.us was really how irc was. how disappointing.
[09:56] <ducklord> because of the blood dripping down my arm :(
[09:56] <ducklord> screw you, Red|Work
[09:56] <Rjx> Red|Work: you must be fucking stupid then
[09:56] <ducklord> you are a disappointment to us all
[09:56] <Rjx> haha
[09:56] <Workdug> Red|Work: sorry to disappoint... haha
[09:57] <Workdug> welcome to the channel anyway
[09:57] <Red|Work> i thought this was like the channel...
[09:57] <jeek> Red: It's not to late for your mom to get an abortion.
[09:57] <Rjx> i saw random excerpts on the site and i thought that composed 100% of the dialo
[09:57] <Workdug> Red|Work: this is where some of the quotes came from, but most of the new o
[09:57] <ducklord> I was trying to find someone to share my emoticons with
[09:57] <ducklord> and stumbled over you guys
[09:58] <Rjx> i was probably fleeing from bats
[09:58] <Serena[T]> disappointed ducklord ?
[09:58] <Rjx> or something
[09:58] <ducklord> haha
[09:58] <Rjx> i forget
[09:58] <ducklord> probably
[09:58] <ducklord> yes, Serena[T]
[09:58] <Red|Work> workdug: you are the admin right... you've got a great site running. bring
[09:58] <Rjx> i'm waiting for Red|Work to bust out the "hey i have a geek issue"
[09:58] <jeek> I have a jeek issue.
[09:58] <Serena[T]> hehe
[09:58] <Red|Work> rjx: keep waiting then
[09:59] <Rjx> well Workdug is awesome
[09:59] <Workdug> thanks, Red|Work
[09:59] <Workdug> i'm glad you like it
[09:59] <Rjx> it's worth bearing in mind that the approval ratio on bash.org was about 1% on
[09:59] <Workdug> and you give me motivation to moderate some quotes
[09:59] <Rjx> i'm not sure if its the same on qdb.us
[09:59] <Red|Work> workdug: i don't think i could pull 12 hour work days without it
[09:59] <Rjx> but that means you're not seeing 99% of the stuff submitted
[09:59] <ducklord> Workdug brings joy to a lot of people
[09:59] <Rjx> which is the "rest" of irc
[09:59] <jeek> It's worth bearing in mind that the approval rating on YOUR MOTHER was about 1
[09:59] <jeek> ooo zing!
[09:59] <Rjx> 0.0%
[10:00] <Rjx> you missed the latest polls
[10:00] <Rjx> she got fat
[10:00] <jeek> I'd still hit it.
[10:00] <ducklord> if you can find an opening
[10:00] <Rjx> good luck
[10:00] <Workdug> Rjx: i'm not sure anymore... the queue has gotten huge
[10:00] <jeek> You don't even really need an opening anymore.
[10:00] <Rjx> Workdug: i'd be down for helping out
[10:00] <jeek> Just find a fold and fuck it.
[10:00] <ducklord> I've watched 14 episodes of FG today
[10:00] <ducklord> man, I'm productive
[10:00] <Rjx> is my mod account still active on the site?
[10:00] <Workdug> it should be
[10:00] <Workdug> when i moderate, the approval rating is pretty huge
[10:00] <Workdug> but that's because of qdb's pre-voting
[10:00] <Rjx> i'll have to check
[10:00] <Rjx> yeah
[10:01] <Rjx> i mean i'll have to use a different standard probably
[10:01] <ducklord> and the fact that you find fart jokes funny
[10:01] <Rjx> bash.org voting was nazi-esque, due to the sheer volume
[10:01] <Rjx> qdb.us i can probably take more time deciding
[10:02] <Workdug> i invited someone i met on okcupid to moderate
[10:02] <Rjx> ;[
[10:02] <Red|Work> what's the relationship between bash and qdb?
[10:02] <ducklord> passive aggressive
[10:02] <Workdug> Red|Work: they're both a fork of the same site, but unaffiliated
[10:03] <Rjx> in short, they both descended from the same original project
[10:03] <Rjx> aye
[10:03] <Workdug> up to about #20000, most of the quotes are the same
[10:03] <Workdug> err #2000
[10:03] <jeek> Up to #20000, your mothers are the same
[10:04] <jeek> ooo double zing!
[10:04] <Rjx> zing failed
[10:06] <ducklord> you killed the zingometer
[10:09] <jeek> Your mother killed the zingometer.
[10:10] <ducklord> after she made fun of your penis? ohhhh
[10:10] <jeek> Your mother made fun of my penis!
[10:10] <jeek> ooo zing!
[10:10] <ducklord> what the
[10:10] <Catcher> haha
[10:10] <jeek> Hey, wait!
[10:10] <jeek> :(
[10:11] <Catcher> you failed it
[10:12] <ducklord> just like you failed your men in vietnam
[10:12] <ducklord> oh!
[10:13] <Thuryn> you mean
[10:13] <Thuryn> !oh
[10:13] <ducklord> no, I meant oh!
[10:13] <Thuryn> oh.
[10:13] <t3h-gr1m> oh.
[10:14] <Thuryn> mm.
[10:14] <ducklord> i'm coming
[10:14] <ducklord> lolol
[10:14] <jeek> It's coming!
[10:14] <Thuryn> hahaha
[10:14] <jeek> I'm coming, too!
[10:14] * Thuryn hands ducklord a cig
[10:14] <Thuryn> was it good for you?
[10:14] <ducklord> thanks man
[10:14] <ducklord> I'm all out
[10:14] <jeek> Anyone who got that joke needs to stab themselves in the forehead repeatedly.
[10:14] <ducklord> it was grreat
[10:14] <jeek> If you're not thinking about Magic: the Gathering, you didn't get the joke.
[10:15] <ducklord> speaking of which
[10:15] <ducklord> The Gathering started on wednesday
[10:15] <ducklord> and fuck me, you should see some of the nerds that come out of there
[10:15] <Ifrit> Are you there?
[10:15] <ducklord> no, I am not
[10:16] <Ifrit> Me neither, not this year
[10:16] <ducklord> I've been there once, that was enough
[10:16] <ducklord> allthough I have visited a couple of years
[10:16] <Ifrit> would have been my fourth year running, had a ticked
[10:16] <Ifrit> ticket
[10:16] <Twin`> what are we visiting now?
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> Help me I'm not dead
[10:16] <Ifrit> but had noone to sit with, noone to ride with, so i sold it
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> Wake me from this hell
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> Tell me I'm alive--DEEAAAAAD
[10:16] <ducklord> the gathering?
[10:16] <Ifrit> t3h-gr1m, lay off the emo lyrics
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> EMO LYRICS?
[10:16] <swight> NO ONE
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> O_O
[10:16] <ducklord> a LAN with 5200 people
[10:16] <ducklord> in my town
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> It's Staring Through The Eyes of the Dead
[10:16] <t3h-gr1m> by Cannibal Corpse
[10:16] <Ifrit> Emo
[10:17] <t3h-gr1m> Emo... *snrk*
[10:17] <Ifrit> Sounds überemoish
[10:17] <t3h-gr1m> It's from the perspective of a guy who is watching himself get dissected b
[10:17] <Ifrit> Emo
[10:17] <geck> cannical corpse.. emo?
[10:17] <Serena[T]> is gallows singular or plural?
[10:17] <t3h-gr1m> How is that emo?
[10:17] <geck> *cannibal even
[10:17] <t3h-gr1m> Cannical, rofl.
[10:17] <geck> wtf is wrong with ya'll?
[10:17] <t3h-gr1m> Cannical Borpse.
[10:17] <ducklord> not emo
[10:17] <Ifrit> It just is
[10:17] <geck> it's still crap
[10:18] <geck> but not emo
[10:18] <t3h-gr1m> Crap?
[10:18] <t3h-gr1m> Let me guess.
[10:18] <ducklord> sounds like ur mum lol
[10:18] <t3h-gr1m> "It takes no talent to play" right?
[10:18] <Twin`> serena: plural
[10:18] <Twin`> i think
[10:18] <t3h-gr1m> I've never heard of a single gallow, though, Twin.
[10:18] <Twin`> well
[10:18] <Twin`> i think it's both
[10:18] <Twin`> depending upon the context
[10:18] <t3h-gr1m> Hmm. Yes.
[10:19] <Serena[T]> it is both, apparently
[10:19] <t3h-gr1m> Because one doesn't say gallowses.
[10:19] <t3h-gr1m> Unless one is Gollum.
[10:19] <Serena[T]> one does, apparently
[10:19] <Twin`> actually
[10:19] <Serena[T]> one of the accepted plurals
[10:19] <Twin`> they do say gallowses
[10:19] <ducklord> NEVAR
[10:19] <Twin`> gal·lows n. pl. gallows or gal·lows·es
[10:19] <Ifrit> http://downloads.somethingawful.com/mp3/misc/03-06-05-weekendweb/03-06-05_25.
[10:20] <Ifrit> is that 404? :(
[10:20] <Twin`> yes
[10:20] <Serena[T]> so, is gallows like scissors? "These gallows" vs. "This gallows"?
[10:20] <Ifrit> dayum
[10:20] <Ifrit> http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~02-27-05_47.gif
[10:20] <Ifrit> anyway
[10:21] <daze> Serena[T] you watching modern marvels?
[10:21] <Serena[T]> i was, yes
[10:22] <Serena[T]> i've got a morbid fascination with execution methods
[10:22] <Ifrit> typical
[10:22] <Ifrit> almost all of the open night weekend web mp3's are 404
[10:22] <t3h-gr1m> Why do we talk about a "pair" of panties, but "bra" is singular?
[10:22] <GerbilWrk> Extreme Engineering is a far better show
[10:22] <daze> i like heavy metal
[10:22] <t3h-gr1m> daze, as do I.
[10:22] <t3h-gr1m> I'll be seeing Cannibal Corpse this summer :D
[10:22] <daze> im talking about the show, but ok
[10:22] <daze> :D
[10:22] <geck> t3h-gr1m, no, there is some talent there
[10:23] <geck> but it just sounds like complete crap :)
[10:23] <daze> cannibal corpse is one of jim carreys fav. bands
[10:23] <Ifrit> Power & prog <3
[10:23] <daze> weird huh
[10:23] <t3h-gr1m> Well, you're entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is. ;)
[10:23] <Serena[T]> i went and saw the building in Malmo in Sweden that they had an Extreme E
[10:23] <geck> I out grew dark metal w/ puberty :)
[10:23] <Ifrit> daze, Robin Williams plays WoW
[10:23] <daze> what a dork
[10:23] <t3h-gr1m> GWAR all play D&D.
[10:23] <Red|Work> ifritz: no freaking way
[10:23] <ducklord> twisting torso?
[10:23] <Ifrit> yes way
[10:24] <Ifrit> t3h-gr1m, not really that surprising
[10:24] <t3h-gr1m> Bolt Thrower is a band named after a weapon from Warhammer 40k.
[10:24] <Red|Work> what server is he on?
[10:26] <Ifrit> Who knows?
[10:27] <t3h-gr1m> daze, wtf...
[10:27] <Red|Work> I'd assume you?
[10:27] <daze> what
[10:27] <t3h-gr1m> Have you heard the version of I Cum Blood on Live Cannibalism?
[10:27] <ducklord> Ifrit knows where all the stars play games
[10:28] <Spidey> nap time
[10:28] <t3h-gr1m> George doesn't do too many of his trademark high screams in that song.
[10:28] <daze> Spidey nighty
[10:28] <Spidey> night, err, day... i'll bb
[10:29] <daze> im bout to take my ciesta myself
[10:29] <t3h-gr1m> Siesta*
[10:30] <daze> whutever
[10:30] <t3h-gr1m> whatever*
[10:30] <t3h-gr1m> :P
[10:30] <daze> u suck
[10:30] <daze> :P
[10:30] <Red|Work> i envy those napping and/or siestaing right now
[10:30] <t3h-gr1m> you*
[10:30] <t3h-gr1m> Grammar whoredom ftw.
[10:30] <daze> *STAB*
[10:30] <daze> hah!
[10:31] <Ifrit> http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1073821167
[10:31] <Ifrit> ooh
[10:31] <Ifrit> <3
[10:35] <Workdug> those moons look great
[10:35] <Twin`> what am i looking at
[10:35] <Ifrit> Best game from the Amiga era
[10:35] <Twin`> before my time
[10:35] <Ifrit> Another World (Out of This World for you krazy amerikanz)
[10:36] <Ifrit> Before your time? aren't you my age?
[10:36] <Twin`> not in terms of birth mind you, but before i started the whole computer thing
[10:36] <Workdug> Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.
[10:36] <Workdug> This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.
[10:36] <Ifrit> hmm
[10:36] <Ifrit> I played BASIC games on an old Sharp machine when i was 4
[10:37] <var> lunar lander
[10:37] <Ifrit> hmm, more low tec than that
[10:37] <var> heh
[10:37] <var> trucker
[10:37] <var> oubliette
[10:37] <Twin`> damn, why did master cheif have to be a navy rank
[10:38] <Ifrit> then Amiga, then i got a SMSII, then i played NES, SMD (Mega Drive, Genesis t
[10:38] <Twin`> the mega drive and genesis are seperate actually
[10:38] <var> yeah
[10:38] * ducklord is now known as iamaway
[10:38] <Ifrit> then i got the PSX christmas '05
[10:39] <var> i got an 8088 in like 82
[10:39] <Red|Work> thats a little late isn't it?
[10:39] <Twin`> seriously
[10:39] <Ifrit> earliest edition, with the AV plugs on the back, not just the digital outlet
[10:39] <Ifrit> Twin`, seperate?
[10:39] <Twin`> i mean
[10:39] <Red|Work> are you talking about the little ass one with the optional screen?
[10:40] <Twin`> to the best of my knowledge, there, at some point, was a master drive release
[10:40] <Ifrit> the Genesis is just the US name for the Mega Drive, nothing else
[10:40] <Twin`> i remember my uncle having one
[10:40] <var> yah there was twin
[10:40] <var> we had one come in used at meold job
[10:40] <Twin`> and the carts aren't the same shape
[10:40] <Ifrit> They were designed slightly differently
[10:41] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SegaMegadrive2.jpg
[10:41] <Ifrit> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Sega_genesis.jpeg
[10:41] <Twin`> yea, see, i'm not talking about the mega drive 2
[10:41] <Twin`> those actually are the same thing
[10:42] <Twin`> i'll research this later
[10:42] <Twin`> and get back to you on what it is i am thinking of
[10:42] <Ifrit> That is also the second edition of the Genesis
[10:42] <Twin`> i very well may be wrong
[10:42] <Ifrit> Like my SMS II
[10:42] <Twin`> i had one of those though :)
[10:42] <Workdug> who is swishy?
[10:42] <Twin`> what i want
[10:42] <Twin`> is my fucking sega saturn :(
[10:42] <Ifrit> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Sega_master_system.jpeg
[10:42] <Twin`> i special ordered one over a year ago
[10:43] <Red|Work> its all about dreamcast
[10:43] <Twin`> one of those
[10:43] <Twin`> that is what my uncle had
[10:43] <Ifrit> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/SegaMasterSystem2.jpg <- Min
[10:43] <Twin`> i also need another fairchild :/
[10:43] <Ifrit> no
[10:43] <Twin`> i have one, but it's missing shit
[10:43] <Workdug> url sega genesis
[10:43] <Ifrit> Miracle World, not Wonder Land
[10:43] <pinkboa> - "sega genesis": http://www.sega.com/
[10:43] <Ifrit> sorry
[10:44] <Twin`> what i hate
[10:44] <Twin`> is how sega completely dropped support of the dc
[10:44] <Twin`> cause they don't make them anymore
[10:44] <Ifrit> Heheh
[10:44] <Ifrit> I've only tested the DC once
[10:44] <Red|Work> they had great games too... unfortunate
[10:44] <Twin`> i also need to finish painting mine
[10:44] <Twin`> i have one here in parts
[10:44] <Twin`> cause i was painting it, and stopped
[10:44] <timmo> dc was a money pit
[10:44] <Ifrit> Some crappy wannabe-celshaded 3D fighter
[10:45] <timmo> due to it being easy as all fuck
[10:45] <timmo> to pirate games for it
[10:45] <Twin`> well
[10:45] <Twin`> that helped put nails in the coffin
[10:45] <Twin`> majorly
[10:45] <Twin`> it's biggest fault was segas marketing tactic
[10:45] <r3in> where in ff7 can you buy fire rings?
[10:45] <Ifrit> Woah
[10:45] <Ifrit> I should know that, but I don't remember
[10:45] <timmo> well the thing is
[10:45] <r3in> im about to pwn the swamp worm, but it keeps casting beta before
[10:45] <Ifrit> been years since I played
[10:46] <r3in> i het the last kill
[10:46] <timmo> is when you can burn it on a normal cd
[10:46] <timmo> and just make a boot disk
[10:46] <Twin`> "We have to go up against Sony, shit....We better release this way ahead of t
[10:46] <timmo> disc*
[10:46] <var> rein www.gamefaq.com
[10:46] <timmo> theres no way
[10:46] <timmo> people WONT pirate it
[10:46] <Ifrit> I got a new copy to start playing it again, but I haven't gotten the PSX mem
[10:46] <Twin`> that didn't happen for awhile though :/
[10:46] <timmo> not to mention you could download a dc game at only 300mb or so
[10:46] <Ifrit> I should send a complaint
[10:46] <r3in> thanks var
[10:46] <var> i passed on 360 waitin for ps3
[10:46] <r3in> Ifrit want a torrent?
[10:46] <Ifrit> For what?
[10:46] <timmo> so even dialuppers were getting it
[10:46] <Red|Work> i only have ps2 for gran turismo 4
[10:46] <Twin`> don't get me wrong, all of my dc games are pirated now
[10:46] <timmo> im waiting on the 360
[10:46] <Twin`> but
[10:47] <timmo> much like the xbox
[10:47] <Twin`> sega fucked up it's marketing hard
[10:47] <timmo> the 360 still doesnt have games enough
[10:47] <timmo> for me to buy it
[10:47] <var> yeah when they drop the price on 360 ill get one
[10:47] <var> but after ps3
[10:47] <Twin`> if you get lucky
[10:47] <timmo> the only reason id get one right now is the new morrowind
[10:47] <fawzy> i got my 360 for free
[10:47] <fawzy> hahZ!
[10:47] <Twin`> you can find a used x360
[10:47] <Twin`> for like 250
[10:47] <Ifrit> r3in, what kind of torrent?
[10:47] <timmo> and im not going to buy a console for one game
[10:47] <var> im talking i have patience to wait for 150
[10:47] <timmo> so im waiting it out
[10:47] <var> i dont think 360 is that big a leap fwd
[10:47] <Twin`> speaking of var, did you know your woman came here last night?
[10:48] <Ifrit> Haven't tested the 360 yet
[10:48] <var> twin nah
[10:48] <timmo> im just more pissed that the 360 doesnt have backwards compatability
[10:48] <fawzy> i buy nintendo consoles just for zelda ;/
[10:48] <timmo> if it did
[10:48] <var> i knew she wanted to put it on her buddies lappie
[10:48] <timmo> i might have bought one on launch
[10:48] <var> but she was being all bithy about it
[10:48] <var> so i was afk till 4 am or so
[10:48] <Twin`> she was like "Yeah, I just called him. Now I know how to find him without cal
[10:49] <var> haha
[10:49] <Twin`> you might want to roll incognito for awhile
[10:49] <timmo> i mean seriously
[10:49] <timmo> the easiest way to get me to buy a console on launch is 1) promise me good ga
[10:49] <timmo> thats the big problem with sony and ms
[10:49] <timmo> they dont have good core launch titles
[10:50] <Twin`> i'm just waiting for the ps3 so i can retire my ps2
[10:50] <timmo> like nintendo has mario, and sega has sonic
[10:50] <Twin`> it's served me faithfully for like 5 years
[10:50] <Ifrit> Is SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom good?
[10:50] <timmo> they can launch with a new sonic or mario game
[10:50] <Twin`> it makes a better arcade game
[10:50] <timmo> and people will pick it up
[10:50] <Twin`> but it's alright
[10:50] <timmo> because its mario and sonic
[10:50] <Ifrit> Which SNK vs Capcom game is the best?
[10:51] <Twin`> SVC imo.
[10:51] <Ifrit> k
[10:51] <Twin`> i prefer it to CVS
[10:51] <Ifrit> I can get SVC for
[10:51] <Ifrit> calc 169 sek in usd
[10:51] <pinkboa> - 169 Swedish kronor = 21.91761 U.S. dollars
[10:51] <Ifrit> for PS2
[10:51] <timmo> on launch any given console should have
[10:52] <timmo> 1 fighting game, one mario/sonic esque game, and an rpg
[10:52] <timmo> atleast
[10:52] <var> a good rpg
[10:52] <timmo> ya
[10:52] <var> not some bullcrap
[10:52] <Red|Work> see i wouldn't like newer consoles without a driving sim
[10:52] <Ifrit> The GC has some good fighting games
[10:52] <var> we've got a gc ps2 an an xbox here
[10:52] <Ifrit> the best imho only released in JP afaik
[10:53] <Ifrit> Naruto Gekitou Ninja Taisen series
[10:53] <timmo> the gc seems to be marketed mostly twards childrens games
[10:53] <timmo> or else i might invest in one
[10:53] <Ifrit> hehe
[10:53] <Red|Work> resident evil 4 was great for the gc
[10:53] <var> theres only a few games you need to play on gc
[10:53] <Ifrit> Never liked the RE series
[10:53] <var> that being one but its on ps2 now neway
[10:53] <Twin`> only driving sim i need is initial d special stage
[10:53] <Ifrit> control issues
[10:53] <var> metroid prime
[10:53] <qoa> RE4 is not like the others.
[10:53] <Ifrit> great games, i just don't enjoy playing them much
[10:53] <var> super mario sunshine
[10:53] <Red|Work> twin': omg :(
[10:53] <dekkon> SSBM was pretty badass
[10:53] <qoa> It has different controls I've heard.
[10:54] <Twin`> red: my ps2 is softmodded, i can run it with only minor issues reguarding reg
[10:54] <var> i have a hd in mine as well
[10:54] <timmo> i should mod my xbox
[10:54] <timmo> and turn it into an arcade
[10:54] <Twin`> that is the only -required- racing sim
[10:54] <GerbilWrk> I have, it's awesome
[10:54] <Red|Work> twin': its not about the equipment, friend. I said driving SIM.
[10:54] <Twin`> all others are supplements.
[10:55] <Red|Work> as in simulation
[10:55] <Twin`> cause i play the arcade version semi-religiously
[10:55] <timmo> you know, one of the best systems out there for games
[10:55] <timmo> has got to be the game boy
[10:55] <timmo> well the gba
[10:55] <Twin`> well
[10:55] <var> i have the gba expansion unit on the gc
[10:55] <Twin`> i used to play ferrari f355 challenge arcade hardcore
[10:55] <Red|Work> the game gear kicked gb's ass
[10:55] <Twin`> but i fucked up my arm on the machine too many times
[10:55] <timmo> most of the games ive played on it are some of the best games ive played in y
[10:55] <GerbilWrk> the game gear was sweet, but most of the games sucked
[10:55] <var> california games on atari lynx
[10:55] <timmo> like the castlevania games for the gba
[10:55] <Twin`> my arms are really long
[10:56] <Twin`> and when i play f355
[10:56] <timmo> have been ssome of the funnest castlevania games
[10:56] <timmo> in existence
[10:56] <Twin`> i pull to shift down on the shifter HARD
[10:56] <GerbilWrk> Onimusha's Tactics on the GBA was the first game i've completely beat in
[10:56] <Twin`> like, if it wasn't made of steel i'd break the shit
[10:56] <Red|Work> twin': then you aren't doing it right
[10:56] <Twin`> so i hit the back of the machine :(
[10:56] <timmo> another great game
[10:56] <timmo> is fable
[10:57] <Red|Work> disagree
[10:57] <Twin`> i short shift the first 3 gears or so
[10:57] <timmo> and now that its $19 with extra shit in it
[10:57] <timmo> its totally worth buying
[10:57] <Twin`> so i move fat :/
[10:57] <Twin`> fast
[10:57] <timmo> how can you not like fable?
[10:57] <timmo> because it was too short?
[10:57] <Red|Work> i could never get into fable cuase it was so disambiguous
[10:57] <Red|Work> *cause
[10:57] <Twin`> fable being offline to me was a counterproductive move
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> I liked it timmo, don't listen to them
[10:58] <timmo> twin: yeah, to an extent
[10:58] <Twin`> it should have been like diablo or something
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> i just lack time to devote to games, so I never got too into it
[10:58] <Red|Work> the story needed to be revamped
[10:58] <Twin`> i mean it was a decent game and all
[10:58] <Twin`> but
[10:58] <timmo> the story worked great
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> isn't that was The Lost Chapters did?
[10:58] <Twin`> it's kind of sad when people have to take pictures of their tv to show how ba
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> *what
[10:58] <Twin`> because if they didn't
[10:58] <timmo> kind of
[10:58] <timmo> that pissed me off though
[10:58] <Twin`> nobody else would ever see it
[10:59] <timmo> they came out with lost chapters
[10:59] <timmo> and dropped the price to $19
[10:59] <timmo> and i spent $40 on it
[10:59] <timmo> ;[
[10:59] <timmo> of course this was a year later
[10:59] <timmo> but thats not the point;[
[10:59] <Red|Work> did you keep the sword in the end?
[10:59] <timmo> the first time i did
[10:59] <timmo> the second time i didnt
[10:59] <qoa> http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1527
[10:59] <Red|Work> do you get something better if you dont take it?
[10:59] <timmo> nope
[11:00] <Red|Work> haha i made the right choice then :)
[11:00] <timmo> took me fucking forever to get the evil bow thing
[11:00] <Red|Work> i spend all my time playing wow these days
[11:00] <timmo> you have to be at like 100% evil, and sacrifice someone at midnight in the ev
[11:00] <timmo> and some other random shit
[11:01] <timmo> that is very ridiculously hard to do correctly
[11:01] <Red|Work> i heard about that... never did it though
[11:01] <timmo> it was much easier to get the big club from the good guys
[11:01] <daze> you couldnt fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you ha
[11:01] <timmo> you just pay them an assload of money to become 100% good
[11:01] <timmo> and if you pay them enough they give it to you
[11:01] <var> bow of skooooooorm
[11:01] <Twin`> indulgences rock
[11:02] <timmo> hah ya var
[11:02] <Red|Work> i'd assume you guys all have tried some form of an mmorpg cause it is basi
[11:02] <Twin`> bad analogy
[11:02] <timmo> i dont like mmorpgs much
[11:02] <Red|Work> or a prettier gui rather
[11:03] <timmo> because they attract retards
[11:03] <timmo> i used to play uo though
[11:03] <Twin`> i don't really have to do anything on irc.
[11:03] <timmo> back in the day when everyone was on dialup
[11:03] <timmo> we used to do asshole things
[11:03] <Twin`> mmos involve more than readig.
[11:03] <Red|Work> ouch
[11:03] <Twin`> +n
[11:03] <timmo> like link portals from an item to a random island on the server
[11:03] <Red|Work> not too much more though...
[11:03] <Red|Work> timmo: haha
[11:03] <timmo> and people would grab the item thinking that it was just laying there
[11:04] <timmo> and they'd be ported to some random island in the middle of the sea
[11:04] <timmo> and theyd have to yell for the gm
[11:04] <timmo> who never responded
[11:04] <Rjx> good christ
[11:04] <Rjx> my mom was saying just now
[11:04] <Red|Work> hahaha thats hilarious
[11:04] <Rjx> how she thinks she was "too gentle" on us when we were children
[11:04] <timmo> hahaha
[11:04] <Red|Work> lol
[11:04] <timmo> didnt your mom beat you?
[11:04] <Rjx> i wonder if she's remembering the same cruel sadistic violent woman
[11:04] <var> i still miss old uo
[11:04] <timmo> like i know shes indian
[11:04] <timmo> so she must have beat you
[11:04] <Twin`> tell her that it's too late
[11:04] <var> pre renessiance bullshit patch
[11:04] <Rjx> i'm not imagining now
[11:05] <Twin`> the internet already got to you
[11:05] <Rjx> that's she's pure batshit crazy
[11:05] <Workdug> I could've gotten better ones if you didn't hide from the camera
[11:05] <Rjx> and that as soon as i move my ass over to the US
[11:05] <Workdug> i don't think my verbs are in agreement in that sentence
[11:05] <Rjx> i'm cutting off all contact
[11:05] <Rjx> because these people are fucking nuts
[11:05] <timmo> var: yeah old uo was great
[11:05] <timmo> you could do so much good shit in it
[11:05] <Rjx> i don't even know how she can convince herself that she was a gentle mother
[11:05] <timmo> then they fucked it all up
[11:05] <Rjx> maybe she doesn't remember throwing a shoe at my head
[11:05] <var> yep
[11:05] <Workdug> also, rjx, parents tend to have selective memories
[11:05] <Rjx> seems so
[11:05] <Twin`> man
[11:06] <Rjx> i really have zero good childhood memories of my parents
[11:06] <Rjx> well, that's a lie, i have one
[11:06] <jeek> Amen
[11:06] <Twin`> i am trying not to laugh, cause that really is fucked up
[11:06] <Twin`> but the way it sounds
[11:06] <Rjx> they bought me a bike on my birthday one year
[11:06] <Rjx> but apart from that
[11:06] <Workdug> and she probably has an idea that parents should be tough... so whatever sh
[11:06] <Rjx> it's pretty much being a kicktoy
[11:06] <timmo> my parents were good when i was younger
[11:06] <timmo> but as i got older, they seem to have adopted this "we like your brother bett
[11:07] <timmo> which i cant understand
[11:07] <timmo> because my brother is a serious fuckup
[11:07] <Rjx> i didn't realise until i started smoking pot
[11:07] <jeek> My stepdad was talking shit on my mom to his coworkers on his farm, who were a
[11:07] <Rjx> how much of my childhood i'd blocked out from memory
[11:07] <timmo> i think maybe they think he needs much more help than i do
[11:07] <Rjx> haha
[11:07] <timmo> and since im doing fine
[11:07] <timmo> they dont need to help me out
[11:07] <Rjx> well i think my parents have taught me some really important things
[11:07] <Rjx> they've taught me exactly what not to do with my life
[11:07] <Rjx> and exactly who i don't want to be
[11:07] <Twin`> that's about what i got out of my dad
[11:07] <timmo> like when i was in that car accident my parents just kind of looked at me and
[11:08] <timmo> i hope you can pay for that your damn self
[11:08] <timmo> thing
[11:08] <Rjx> although after i was about 11 they at least stopped fighting with each other
[11:08] <timmo> but if my brother needs any kind of money, they throw it at him
[11:08] <Rjx> they used to have huge arguments, lots of stuff got smashed
[11:08] <Rjx> my mom would go live somewhere else for a week
[11:08] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure they realised they didn't want to be married after about a week
[11:08] <Rjx> and couldn't do anything about it
[11:08] <timmo> other than my dad having an affair, my family is pretty normal
[11:09] <timmo> and the more than i think about it
[11:09] <timmo> i guess thats kind of normal
[11:09] <Rjx> my family, and most of my relatives
[11:10] <Rjx> are a brooding mess of self-haters and neurotic personalities
[11:10] <timmo> damn indians
[11:10] <Rjx> and the most disturbing thing is that everyone puts on big smiles
[11:10] <Rjx> haha
[11:10] <Twin`> of course
[11:10] <Rjx> in recent years my uncle has walked out on his wife several times
[11:10] <Twin`> it's not cool to show any visible hate infront of indirect family
[11:10] <Rjx> comes and lives here for weeks
[11:10] <Workdug> was it an arranged marriage, rjx?
[11:10] <Workdug> (your parents)
[11:10] <Workdug> ((i am slow))
[11:11] <Rjx> arranged introduction, not marriage
[11:11] <Rjx> in that they didn't have to go through with it
[11:11] <timmo> i hear rjxs parents were in the mosque
[11:11] <timmo> and his mom started being disrespectful
[11:11] <Rjx> families would do the whole "we think you should marry our daughter"
[11:11] <timmo> so he punched her in the face
[11:11] <Rjx> haha what
[11:11] <timmo> he was violent when he was younger
[11:11] <Rjx> my dad punched some other guy
[11:11] <Rjx> not my mom
[11:11] <timmo> i know
[11:11] <timmo> but i like making things up
[11:11] <Rjx> ;[
[11:12] <Rjx> although they've gotten into fistfights enough time
[11:12] <Twin`> i like timmo's version better
[11:12] <timmo> see
[11:12] <Rjx> so he probably has, just not in a mosque
[11:12] <Twin`> the image of your dad throwing a left cross because your mom won't stop talki
[11:13] <timmo> my parents did the whole
[11:13] <jonathans> noindex http://disgu.st/~jon/rnd/wtf.txt
[11:13] <timmo> lets yell at each other, but in the different room
[11:13] <daze> U.S. Building Its Largest Embassy in Iraq http://networks.org/?src=ap:iraq-new
[11:13] <timmo> so the kids wont know
[11:13] <jonathans> i should just put all of his code in this
[11:13] <Twin`> my parents weren't married
[11:13] <Twin`> and in retrospect
[11:13] <Twin`> this is a good thing
[11:13] <timmo> but since my dad was in the military
[11:13] <timmo> and got to leave every like half a year
[11:13] <timmo> for a week or more at a time
[11:13] <Twin`> there was a time when i was ~10-12 when i wished they were
[11:14] <timmo> they didnt have to spend a shitload of time together
[11:14] <timmo> so there wasnt much fighting that i can recall
[11:14] <Rjx> i think if you add the family aspect to the religious indoctrination
[11:14] <Rjx> you can start to see where the schizophrenia came from
[11:15] <timmo> i didnt even know about church until like age 7
[11:15] <timmo> which is odd because now that i think about it
[11:15] <timmo> i think i can remember going to a christian/catholic school thing
[11:16] <Rjx> i got sent to religious classes since about age 4 or 5
[11:16] <timmo> when i was like 4/5/6
[11:16] <Rjx> that told me if i even entered the bathroom using the wrong foot
[11:16] <Rjx> i was going straight to hell
[11:16] <timmo> the wrong foot?
[11:16] <timmo> wtf
[11:16] <daze> katie holmes became a scientoligist a few days ago
[11:16] <daze> so it's never too late!
[11:16] <Rjx> yeah there were about a billion rules just on how to use the bathroom
[11:17] <Rjx> pretty much told me that everything enjoyable in life was a sin
[11:17] <Rjx> and a lot of it has been hard to shake
[11:17] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure that's how azazel came about
[11:17] <timmo> when we moved here i was like 10
[11:17] <timmo> around age like 13 or so
[11:17] <timmo> the missionaries started coming over trying to convert us
[11:18] <timmo> my mom got all into it
[11:18] <timmo> and i did the whole angsty teen thing
[11:18] <timmo> because she'd have me sit and talk with em
[11:18] <timmo> i always gave them so much shit
[11:18] <timmo> like, the whole judas thing
[11:18] <Rjx> haha
[11:18] <timmo> they all agreed that SOMEONE had to turn jesus in
[11:18] <timmo> because he had to/decided to/etc die for our sins
[11:19] <timmo> so i said, does that mean judas was setup?
[11:19] <timmo> because someone had to do it, so he was basically pre-destined to do it
[11:19] <timmo> they didnt quite like that stuff
[11:19] <Workdug> who was the emperor at the time?
[11:19] <timmo> no clue
[11:19] <Rjx> hirohito
[11:19] <Red|Work> ha
[11:19] <Red|Work> timmo: thats a good arguement...
[11:20] <timmo> also, theres a part in the book of mormon where god tells this dude to kill t
[11:20] <timmo> and i said, the ten commandments say youre not supposed to kill someone
[11:20] <Rjx> god is a forgetful fellow
[11:20] <var> pen: tiberius
[11:20] <timmo> so why would god have someone go off and kill a guy for some golden plates an
[11:20] <timmo> like, couldnt god have killed the guy off
[11:20] <timmo> and saved the fool from commiting an unforgivable sin/
[11:21] <timmo> and they said "oh well the guy was evil"
[11:21] <timmo> i said, the commandment doesnt say "dont kill the good guys"
[11:21] <timmo> its pretty clear that god doesnt want anyone killing anyone else
[11:21] <Workdug> (thanks var)
[11:21] <Twin`> well, god is technically infalliable
[11:21] <timmo> they didnt like talking to me much
[11:21] <var> n/p i been pretty much playing nothin but rome total war barbarian invasion
[11:21] <Twin`> so if he decides he wants someone dead, well, he can break his own rules.
[11:21] <timmo> yeah but god could just kill the guy himself
[11:22] <timmo> why have the dude commit such an unforgivable sin
[11:22] <var> speakin of god killin and commandments i could go for a viewing of raiders of t
[11:22] <daze> Bush tax return shows income of 735,180 http://networks.org/?src=cnn:2006:POLI
[11:22] <timmo> also
[11:22] <daze> what a poor bastard
[11:22] <Twin`> "Yea, I need you to handle this dude for me." "Handle him?" "Yea, you know 'p
[11:22] <timmo> "if god loves everyone, why would he allow someone to burn in hell for all et
[11:23] <Red|Work> timmo: i think freedom of choice has something to do with that...
[11:23] <timmo> yeah, but if god is the creator of all things
[11:23] <timmo> and infalliable
[11:23] <timmo> then he controls everything
[11:23] <timmo> including hell and satan
[11:23] <Red|Work> does he control you?
[11:23] <timmo> no, he gave me freewill
[11:24] <timmo> but, satan, once being an angel himself
[11:24] <daze> lucifer gave you free will
[11:24] <timmo> doesnt have free will
[11:24] <Red|Work> so he doesn't control everything...
[11:24] <timmo> actually
[11:24] <timmo> for all i know he does
[11:24] <timmo> see my judas arguement
[11:24] <Badtzmaru> the whole free will thing is funny
[11:24] <Red|Work> theology is the worst
[11:24] <Badtzmaru> people say free will on one hand, but fate on the other
[11:24] <Badtzmaru> does not compute
[11:25] <Red|Work> fate is bullshit...
[11:25] <Workdug> http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2344248581686544826 noindex
[11:25] <Red|Work> thats just an excuse to not take personal responsiblity
[11:25] <timmo> id like to say freewill
[11:25] <timmo> but, for all i know, we're all part of some gigantic ass picture
[11:25] <timmo> or we're here to influence someone else
[11:25] <Tark-Work> I don't know why they don't give us this holiday
[11:25] <Tark-Work> EVERYONE here is totally phoning it in
[11:25] <Rjx> free will is a strange concept
[11:25] <Badtzmaru> so if one truly believes in omnipotent gawd, free will kind of doesnt exi
[11:26] <Badtzmaru> if you believe in free will, vice versa
[11:26] <Rjx> yeah, you get into all sorts of paradoxes
[11:26] <Rjx> it's the same to an extent in science now
[11:26] <timmo> i like to think in the whole chaos theory
[11:26] <Twin`> sometimes i get to thinking
[11:26] <Twin`> and i start freaking out hardcore
[11:26] <timmo> like a butterfly flaps its wings etc
[11:26] <Twin`> cause i get to wondering
[11:26] <timmo> but more with people
[11:26] <Red|Work> if that were the case then we could sit around and do nothing and still en
[11:26] <timmo> and more of a fate type of thing
[11:26] <Twin`> what if our existance
[11:26] <Twin`> is just someones bigass game of simearth
[11:27] <daze> (1:24p) [Red|Work] theology is the worst
[11:27] <daze> im gonna agree w/ that statement
[11:27] <Rjx> it doesn't really make a difference to us as such
[11:27] <Workdug> omg that is deep
[11:27] <Rjx> either way we're still where we are
[11:27] <Badtzmaru> exactly
[11:27] <Rjx> and doing what we're doing
[11:27] <timmo> another awesome concept
[11:27] <Badtzmaru> if you cant see outside the box, it doesnt matter
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