Session Start: Thu Apr 13 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <dekkon> why the fuck is saved by the bell coming on adult swim
[00:07] <DigDug> what is the part of glasses called that goes over your ear
[00:07] <pinin> stem
[00:08] <DigDug> is it really called that?
[00:08] <pinin> yes
[00:08] <pinin> at least in the elite sunglass world
[00:09] <DigDug> like a fLoWeR? lOl
[00:10] <DigDug> http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14415963267523624612 noindex
[00:10] <DigDug> wow
[00:10] <pinin> why are you looking for guys again?
[00:12] <blackchr> that dude deserves to be linked... biggest pussy I've ever seen
[00:13] <blackchr> or rather, most acceptant pussy I've ever seen
[00:15] <Twin`> he needs to get laid
[00:15] <Twin`> that'll fix everything
[00:15] <Twin`> but it's a paradox
[00:15] <DigDug> that guy is me in an alternate universe
[00:15] <Twin`> what he needs most he is unlikely to get due to his appearance and personalit
[00:15] <DigDug> and he may have the same glasses as me
[00:16] <Kurin> INFP huh
[00:16] <Kurin> There but for the grace of god
[00:16] <DigDug> oh wow, he is in new york
[00:16] <DigDug> hah
[00:16] <Kurin> Why can't he get his entire face in one picture
[00:16] <Kurin> "Hey here's my jaw"
[00:17] <DigDug> the first one is all but a little bit of hair
[00:17] <DigDug> damn, i didn't realize he is in nyc ;[
[00:17] <DigDug> i wouldn't have messaged him
[00:19] <pinin> you msged him?!?!?!?!
[00:20] <Peaceduck> yeah
[00:20] <Peaceduck> i want to know if he has the same glasses i do
[00:20] <Kurin> Ask him if he cries when Simba's dad dies
[00:22] <qoa> He just wants his mother.
[00:23] <qoa> That or somebody to cuddle with while he watches Sex in the City.
[00:24] <DigDug> DAMMIT
[00:24] <DigDug> I MISSED THE 250GB DRIVE
[00:24] <DigDug> Western Digital Caviar 250GB Hard Drive
[00:24] <DigDug> $49.99 + $5 shipping
[00:24] <DigDug> condition: Refurbished
[00:24] <DigDug> product(s): 1 Western Digital Caviar 250GB Hard Drive WD2500
[00:24] <DigDug> i need to be refreshing like every 5 minutes
[00:25] <DigDug> bank account balance = $145 ;[[[[[[[[[[
[00:25] <Kurin> That sounds pretty shady
[00:25] <Kurin> Why are they selling a 250G drive for $50?
[00:26] <DigDug> refurbished
[00:26] <DigDug> it's woot.com, no questions!
[00:32] <pinin> damn why didn't you tell me pen@?$#%?@#$%?@#$%@
[00:35] <DigDug> ;[
[00:35] <DigDug> nikko 1/14 scale r/c lamborghini murcielago
[00:35] <DigDug> $30 + 5
[00:35] <pinin> you have let me down for the last time
[00:35] <pinin> @#$%#@$%@#$%@
[00:36] <DigDug> ;,(
[00:36] <DigDug> WHERE IS MY NEW PBF
[00:36] <pinin> you let him down too
[00:36] <pinin> he can't go on, anymore
[00:36] <pinin> ;[
[00:40] <Peaceduck> woot for google calendar
[00:40] <Peaceduck> and um... let me know when it has all the features that yahoo calendar ha
[00:41] <pinin> rofl i've never used the yahoo one
[00:41] <pinin> does yahoo let you drag and drop shit and extend the length?
[00:42] <DigDug> no, but yahoo lets me set 2 reminders
[00:42] <daze> hey dd
[00:42] <pinin> oh wow that's so much better than google could ever do
[00:43] <DigDug> sup daze
[00:43] <pinin> why did you even bother checking out google's?
[00:43] <DigDug> and yahoo already has all the shit i've been entering into it ;[
[00:43] <pinin> i didn't look but google says you can import shit
[00:43] <DigDug> can they import shit with 2 reminders per event?
[00:43] <DigDug> HUH?
[00:44] <pinin> hahaha
[00:44] <DigDug> i like the click-to-add thing though
[00:45] <DigDug> and the multiple calendars
[00:45] <DigDug> poor yahoo
[00:45] <pinin> you see each calendar has different levels of being public?
[00:45] <pinin> including rss feeds?
[00:45] <pinin> DID YOU?
[00:47] <DigDug> ;[
[00:47] <DigDug> i give up
[00:47] <DigDug> i love yahoo
[00:47] <DigDug> but you can have your way with me, google
[00:47] <DigDug> fuck me in every hole i have
[00:47] <pinin> hahaha
[00:47] <DigDug> Failed to save changes
[00:47] <DigDug> OOPS
[00:47] <DigDug> WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T GET IT UP?
[00:47] <pinin> HAHAHA
[00:48] <DigDug> ;[[[[
[00:52] <DigDug> Server Error
[00:52] <DigDug> The server encountered a temporary error and could not complete your req
[00:52] <DigDug> Please try again in 30 seconds.
[00:52] <pinin> how do you break everything within 5 min?
[00:53] <DigDug> love makes anything possible
[00:53] <pinin> hahaha
[01:00] <pinin> fuck one more practice test before i can sleep
[01:00] <Ifrit> what the hell
[01:00] <Ifrit> can anyone see if lightertricks.com works for them?
[01:01] <DigDug> resolves but doesn't load, Ifrit
[01:01] <Ifrit> :[
[01:02] <Peaceduck> hahahahahhaa
[01:02] <Peaceduck> http://qhetto.com/
[01:02] <pinin> doesn't resolve for me ;[
[01:03] <Ifrit> me neither
[01:03] <Peaceduck> qhetto doesn't resolve?
[01:03] <pinin> nice pen
[01:03] <pinin> no ifrit's doesn't
[01:03] <Ifrit> it resolved yesterday ;[
[01:03] <DigDug> timm ooooohhhh
[01:03] <DigDug> errr
[01:04] <DigDug> timm ohhhhhhhhhhhh
[01:04] <DigDug> sorry guyz
[01:04] <pinin> STOP TALKING, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A TEST
[01:04] <pinin> ;[
[01:06] <Ifrit> damnit
[01:06] <Ifrit> 3 lawbringer parts dropped yesterday
[01:06] <Ifrit> none went to me
[01:06] <Ifrit> ;[
[01:06] <Ifrit> *sings the blues*
[01:07] <pinin> you don't have the blues to listen to in your country
[01:07] <pinin> your country is soulless
[01:07] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[01:07] <Ifrit> My country is home to two of the biggest blues festivals in Europe
[01:08] <Ifrit> well, one is blues+jazz i guess
[01:08] <pinin> SEE YOU ARE ALREADY LYING
[01:08] <Ifrit> but the one in the city i'm from is a genuine blues festival
[01:09] <pinin> aight night fags
[01:11] <live> fuck paladins
[01:12] <live> gimme salvation and keep me healed plz k thx
[01:18] <Peaceduck> dammit, allofmp3.com is broken
[01:18] <Peaceduck> !$#@!%
[01:21] <wind61> a
[01:30] <DigDug> startkeylogger
[01:35] <FlaVouR> so
[01:37] <Kurin> What kind of keylogger isn't running all the time, anyway
[01:37] <FlaVouR> a shit kind
[01:56] <timmo> w2
[01:56] <poopy> timmo Temp 50F/10C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:05PM; high:(upper 70s) low:
[01:58] <timmo> w 84041
[01:58] <pinkboa> Weather for Layton, Utah (84041) Conditions & - Updated at 1:55 AM MDT on A
[02:07] <FlaVouR> timmo
[02:09] <FlaVouR> w2
[02:09] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp 68F/20C; Wind 9mph; Conditions Scattered Clouds; Sunset 5:53PMSA
[02:48] <FlaVouR> *twiddles thumbs*
[02:53] * FlaVouR sets a fire
[02:56] * FlaVouR sets a fire
[02:59] <FlaVouR> *throws loo roll
[02:59] <FlaVouR> I want the guy who commentates the south American soccer to do the PGA mast
[03:07] <Tordek> oi.... morning... please don't make loud noises or bright lights
[03:09] <FlaVouR> hung over?
[03:10] * FlaVouR makes sudden movements
[03:30] <Tordek> FlaVouR: slightly
[03:31] <Tordek> i hate myself
[03:31] <Tordek> i wanna go to sleep
[03:31] <Tordek> but i wanna reboot also
[03:31] <FlaVouR> self abuse
[03:31] <FlaVouR> is fun
[03:31] <Tordek> yeah
[03:31] <Tordek> abusing of others is funnier
[03:32] <Tordek> -of
[03:32] <FlaVouR> heh
[03:32] <FlaVouR> I am bored!!
[03:34] <Tordek> i've gotten the geekiest euphemism for sex
[03:35] <Tordek> "I'm gonna GREP some TAIL"
[03:35] <FlaVouR> ...
[03:35] <Tordek> it came to me in a blackout
[03:35] <Agent43> fuck
[03:35] <FlaVouR> if I could shout really loudly at you while shining a torch in your face ri
[03:35] <Tordek> thanks
[03:35] <Tordek> i love you too
[03:36] <FlaVouR> thanks
[03:36] <FlaVouR> <3
[03:36] <Tordek> where are you from?
[03:36] <FlaVouR> South Africa
[03:36] <FlaVouR> you
[03:36] <Tordek> South America ;[
[03:36] <Tordek> Argentina
[03:37] <FlaVouR> cool
[04:11] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[04:43] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[05:00] <KillerGno> Someone tell me their hotmail acct, I want to test something out on my SM
[05:06] <swight> TOKYO - A theater audience in Japan will be sniffing their noses — literally
[05:06] <swight> A new service from a major telecommunications company, NTT Communications Co
[05:06] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12286365/
[05:08] <Kurin> WHOA SEVEN SMELLS!
[05:08] <claws03> they had a skit about that in "the kentucky fried movie" from 1977
[05:08] <Kurin> You'd have to go, like, OUTSIDE to get that kind of diversity in real life
[05:09] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[05:11] <swight> Two things will happen when the scents go live, 1. The audience won't give
[05:12] <Kurin> 3. some teenager working the projector booth makes it smell like fart for 2 h
[05:14] <TMH_> 4. it makes the room smell like an old folk's home
[05:17] * wind61 is now known as wind
[05:29] <wind`> http://digitalstrike.org/images/Moon-1280x960.jpg
[05:29] <Kurin> That's better than I've ever gotten
[05:30] <wind`> that's for tordek
[05:49] <Rjx> any brits here watch the ITV lunchtime news today?
[05:49] <Rjx> i was in the background of one of the stories, stroking my goatee in a contempl
[05:51] <Kurin> What story?
[05:51] <Rjx> robot football tournament
[05:51] <Rjx> my brother is on the warwick team
[05:51] <Rjx> so i went along to the institute of mechanical engineers where it was being hel
[05:51] <TMH_> haha
[05:52] <TMH_> tell me if there's a repeat
[05:52] <Rjx> i shall, i'm going to set the PVR downstairs to record the news
[05:52] <Rjx> i was only in the shot for about 5-6 seconds
[05:52] <Rjx> http://www.robotfootball.warwick.ac.uk/images/robot/small001.jpg
[05:53] <Rjx> they basically had a camera filming the playing field
[05:53] <Rjx> which fed back the data to a computer
[05:53] <Rjx> the computer worked out where each robot was
[05:53] <Rjx> and what it should be doing
[05:53] <Rjx> and transmitted that back to them
[05:53] <Rjx> whole thing was autonomous, based on AI algorithms
[06:12] <jonathans> wut da
[06:12] <jonathans> each robot has its own camera?
[06:12] <jonathans> or
[06:12] <jonathans> the robots played according to a central AI
[06:21] <Rjx> central AI
[06:34] <Tark-Work> so I locked my keys in the car with the car running this morning.
[06:35] <c-rOCK> coat hanger
[06:35] <Tark-Work> can't on the new cars
[06:35] <Tark-Work> spam coming
[06:35] <c-rOCK> why?
[06:35] <Tark-Work> first they made all the surfaces inside smooth so you can't get a hold of
[06:35] <c-rOCK> pfft
[06:36] <Tark-Work> then they moved the locks from the ones that pull up to ones that pull fr
[06:36] <c-rOCK> its easy dude
[06:36] <c-rOCK> you just gotta get a hold of the rod
[06:36] <c-rOCK> and pull it
[06:36] <c-rOCK> or if you cant do that
[06:36] <c-rOCK> a wedge into the door and stick it through
[06:36] <Tark-Work> then they put some kind of monster-glue adhesive on the weather stripping
[06:36] <c-rOCK> hit the unlock button
[06:36] <Tark-Work> and I didn't have a wedge
[06:37] <c-rOCK> all cars are meant to be broken into
[06:37] <c-rOCK> for people like you
[06:37] <Tark-Work> but that's what Mr. Stereotype came in
[06:37] <Tark-Work> ..put in his wedge, slipped in a pressure cuff, and rolled down the windo
[06:37] <Tark-Work> took him less than a minute
[06:37] <c-rOCK> yeah my lockout kit is awesome
[06:37] <c-rOCK> 130 bucks lets me get into any car
[06:38] <Tark-Work> I need one of those
[06:38] <c-rOCK> snapon.com
[06:38] <Tark-Work> and one of those portable jumpstart batteries
[06:38] <Tark-Work> strapon.com
[06:38] <c-rOCK> sams club has decent ones
[06:38] <Tark-Work> yep
[06:38] <c-rOCK> dont buy a cheap jumper
[06:38] <c-rOCK> they dont work
[06:38] <Tark-Work> I mean to buy one every time I go in, but I always forget
[06:39] <Tark-Work> there goes the spambot
[06:39] <Tark-Work> why do I have the mortal kombat theme on my mp3 playa?
[06:40] <Tark-Work> 1756-N2
[06:40] <Tark-Work> shit, wrong kbd
[06:41] <Tark-Work> FUCK I forgot to check the controlnet node again...
[06:41] <c-rOCK> http://www.lockpickshop.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/ak60.jpg
[06:42] <c-rOCK> then you get the jigglers
[06:42] <c-rOCK> and software to disable immobilizer
[06:43] <c-rOCK> bam new car every night
[06:48] <Tark-Work> I don't have the hands for picks :/
[06:49] <Tark-Work> first boost I learned was jumping the battery to the hot side of the sole
[06:49] <Tark-Work> slim-jim the lock, pop out the ignition switch, and screwdriver the steer
[06:49] <Tark-Work> BAM
[06:50] <Tark-Work> mid-80s fords were fun. They all used the same ignition switch. Availab
[06:51] <Tark-Work> slim jim the door, out with the old, in with the new, and you're flying.
[06:56] <Twin`> ew
[06:56] <Twin`> slim jims
[06:58] <Spidey> w2
[06:58] <poopy> Spidey Temp 65F/18.3C; Wind 1mph; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunset 7:53PM; hi
[07:04] <Tark-Work> spam in the haus
[07:14] <Spidey> yaaaaawnnnn
[07:14] * daze_ throws a popcorn in your mouth
[07:14] * Spidey chokes ;[
[07:15] <Serena[T]> Heimlich?
[07:15] <Spidey> yeah thx :P
[07:15] * Serena[T] saves Spidey
[07:15] <Spidey> >:]
[07:15] <Serena[T]> gotta ask in these times of sexual harassment suits and all
[07:16] <Spidey> oh, right
[07:16] <Spidey> damnit, why did i just buy this album for download, when i could've just dow
[07:16] <Serena[T]> and say it with me 'harassment' with the accent on the wrong syllable
[07:16] <Spidey> like, hair-assment
[07:17] <Serena[T]> i was trying to figure out how to do that, thanks!
[07:17] <Spidey> any time
[07:19] <Spidey> oh yeah, payback time
[07:19] * Spidey kicks daze in the shins
[07:20] <Serena[T]> did you break off his _ while you were at it?
[07:20] <Spidey> yes
[07:22] <Thuryn> ouchie
[07:22] <Serena[T]> though i have to admit, his tossing popcorn didn't seem that malicious at
[07:22] <Spidey> ;[
[07:22] <Thuryn> HE MUST ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS!
[07:23] <Spidey> yeah, man up
[07:23] <Serena[T]> but you never know with him - and he's gotten suspiciously quiet since th
[07:23] <Spidey> indeed
[07:25] <Rjx> billie jean is not my lover
[07:25] <Rjx> she's just a girl that says that i am the one
[07:25] <Rjx> but the chair is not my son
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> could you imagine a woman giving birth to a chair
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> ... ouch
[07:28] <Serena[T]> ouch!
[07:28] <Serena[T]> and on that note.. i'm off for my ultrasound
[07:28] <Serena[T]> i hope it's not a chair!
[07:28] <Rjx> good luck! think human
[07:28] <Spidey> haha
[07:28] <Spidey> gl
[07:28] <Serena[T]> wait, isn't there a chair looking character in the tick?
[07:29] <Serena[T]> chairface! :)
[07:40] <Rjx> An interesting coincidence, GENITAL HERPES is an anagram for GELATIN SPHERE. If
[07:41] <pinin> that's no coincidence!
[07:50] <Spidey> damn i need to find somethin to do
[07:54] <r3in> werd
[07:57] <Ifrit> calc i stone in kilograms
[07:57] <pinkboa> - i stone = 6.35029318 i kilograms
[07:57] <Ifrit> haha
[07:57] <Ifrit> i stone
[07:57] <Ifrit> calc 1 stone in kilograms
[07:57] <pinkboa> - 1 stone = 6.35029318 kilograms
[07:57] <Ifrit> ok
[07:57] <Ifrit> funny
[07:58] <Rjx> calc 90kg in stone
[07:58] <pinkboa> - 90 kilograms = 14.172574 stone
[07:58] <Rjx> calc 90kg in pounds
[07:58] <pinkboa> - 90 kilograms = 198.416036 pounds
[07:58] <Ifrit> calc CLXIV stone in kilograms
[07:58] <Ifrit> hm
[07:58] <Rjx> calc 1 hectare in kilograms
[07:58] <Rjx> calc 1 hectare in cm
[07:59] <Rjx> calc 1 acre in cm
[07:59] <Rjx> calc 1 furlong in meters
[07:59] <pinkboa> - 1 furlong = 201.16800 meters
[07:59] <mef> calc 10 rofl in lol
[07:59] <Ifrit> calc MC meters in feet
[07:59] <Ifrit> nope
[07:59] <Rjx> calc 2000 leagues in miles
[07:59] <pinkboa> - 2000 leagues = 6904.67669 miles
[07:59] <Ifrit> calc 1 acre in square cm
[07:59] <pinkboa> - 1 acre = 40468564.2 square centimeters
[07:59] <mef> calc 1 knots in mph
[07:59] <pinkboa> - 1 knots = 1.15077945 mph
[07:59] <pinin> some boredom going on this morning
[07:59] <var> w kstl
[07:59] <pinkboa> Weather for Lambert-Saint Louis International, Missouri (63145) Conditions
[08:00] <Spidey> yes, liven it up jestuh
[08:00] <Rjx> yeah
[08:00] <Rjx> managed to finish my tasks for the day
[08:00] <Rjx> didn't plan to do much, thought i'd be at the robot football tournament much lo
[08:00] <var> how did that workout
[08:01] <Ifrit> calc 1 metric mile in kilometers
[08:01] <Ifrit> nope
[08:01] <mef> calc 1 human in usd
[08:01] <pinin> i'll liven it up by going to get ready for school!@##@$%@
[08:01] <pinin> WOOHOO#@$%#%#%@
[08:01] <pinin> ;[
[08:01] <Spidey> ;[
[08:01] <Ifrit> calc (the answer to life, the universe, and everything) in usd
[08:01] <Rjx> i was in the background of the news footage for about 5-6 seconds on the luncht
[08:01] <Ifrit> :O
[08:01] <Rjx> stroking my goatee in a contemplative fashion
[08:01] <Ifrit> calc (the answer to life the universe and everything) in usd
[08:01] <pinin> OMG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
[08:02] <Ifrit> calc (the answer to life the universe and everything) * 2
[08:02] <pinkboa> - the answer to life the universe and everything * 2 = 84
[08:02] <Ifrit> oooh
[08:02] <Spidey> calc 938409234 * 2304909021930
[08:02] <Ifrit> calc (the answer to life the universe and everything) yen in nok
[08:02] <pinkboa> - the answer to life the universe and everything * Japanese yen = 2.2944425
[08:02] <Rjx> calc your mom in pounds
[08:02] <pinin> CALCULATION ERROR
[08:02] <pinin> fofoof
[08:02] <pinin> ok afk
[08:03] <Spidey> bai
[08:04] <Ifrit> wtfkthxbaiomgroflol
[08:04] <Ifrit> >_>
[08:11] * r3in| is now known as r3in
[08:18] <Tsuta> haha
[08:19] <Tsuta> now my site how more visits than the wiki one
[08:19] <Tsuta> cool.
[08:19] <Rjx> the wiki what who
[08:19] <Rjx> and who are you
[08:19] <Tsuta> the links down at the bottom of qdb.us
[08:19] <Tsuta> my sites there xD
[08:19] <Tsuta> i am... tsuta.
[08:20] <var> i am spartacus
[08:20] <Rjx> ah nice
[08:20] <Stereo``> i think those are the most common referrers
[08:20] <Stereo``> not sure
[08:20] <Tsuta> yeah, pinin told me
[08:20] <Tsuta> that's pretty cool
[08:21] <Tsuta> and though digdug is gone now, it wasnt a problem to have up, i was just wond
[08:21] <issuez> w2
[08:21] <poopy> issuez Temp 55F/13C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:37PM; high:(l
[08:21] <pinin> hai2uamy
[08:22] <issuez> mornin puddin
[08:22] <Spidey> wtf go to school
[08:22] <Spidey> :x
[08:22] <pinin> i still have 8 minutes to put on pants and shoes
[08:22] <pinin> ;[
[08:23] <issuez> plenty of time
[08:23] <pinin> w2
[08:23] <poopy> pinin Temp 74F/23C; Wind 8mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:30PM; high:(mi
[08:23] <pinin> OR SHOULD I SAY SHORTS AND SHOES
[08:23] <pinin> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[08:23] <Spidey> nobody wants to see your milky legs
[08:23] <Spidey> oh wait that's me ;[
[08:25] <Spidey> time to boost leak test
[08:26] <issuez> im the bestest friend ever
[08:27] <issuez> for my friends wedding gift, i got her and her man a 5 MP nikon camERuh
[08:27] <Durandal_> i doubt that very much amy
[08:27] <issuez> STFU DURANDAL
[08:27] <r3in> hows people today?
[08:27] <issuez> rjx are you and latez having issues
[08:28] <issuez> ive known latez since i was 13
[08:28] <Rjx> haha
[08:28] <issuez> my oldest friend on irc
[08:28] <Rjx> is he bitching about me?
[08:28] <issuez> hahaha
[08:28] <Rjx> guy is so dumb
[08:28] <pinin> haha spidey
[08:28] <issuez> hes not dumb
[08:28] <pinin> sup r3in
[08:28] <issuez> hes just from NYC
[08:28] <Rjx> yeah he is
[08:28] <issuez> so he doesnt give a fuck
[08:28] <Rjx> how old is he?
[08:28] <Rjx> i had him pegged as like 16
[08:28] <Durandal_> howdy rjx
[08:28] <Durandal_> how is life
[08:28] <Rjx> hey Durandal_, long time no see
[08:28] <Rjx> pretty good
[08:28] <Durandal_> yeah no kidding
[08:29] <issuez> hes seriously like one of my best frieneds, but we fight all the time
[08:29] <Rjx> haha
[08:29] <Rjx> he's one of the people that are more of an amusement than an annoyance
[08:29] <issuez> yea
[08:29] <Rjx> he was ranting about how america ruled the world and invented everything, and h
[08:29] <Rjx> and challenged everyone to provide proof against it
[08:29] <Rjx> in a 30-line monologue
[08:30] <Rjx> everyone just tried to move past it
[08:30] <Rjx> but he wouldn't stop
[08:30] <issuez> see
[08:30] <Rjx> it was awesome
[08:30] <issuez> i just started a fight with him in another #
[08:30] <pinin> well of course he is right
[08:30] <issuez> hahaha
[08:30] <pinin> and now it's time for school
[08:31] <Rjx> 17:14 < latez> shut the fuck up already
[08:31] <Rjx> 17:15 < latez> you and pet can go talk a leisurely walk
[08:31] <Rjx> 17:15 < latez> i have no reason to ignore you, i enjoy you're whimsical c
[08:31] <Rjx> 17:15 < latez> pet: you dont say?
[08:31] <Rjx> 17:15 < latez> pet: took a genious like you to figure it out
[08:31] <Rjx> 17:16 < latez> pet: no i caged your mom before i left your house
[08:31] <Rjx> good stuff
[08:33] <Stereo``> seems a little one-sided
[08:33] <issuez> rjx
[08:33] <Rjx> yeah i did a /lastlog since i haven't worked out how to scroll in irssi yet
[08:33] <Rjx> issuez
[08:33] <issuez> tell him the glasses he wants are gay
[08:33] <r3in> 1w t4t 1v5
[08:33] <r3in> !w t4t 1v5
[08:33] <Rjx> done
[08:33] <r3in> .w t4t 1v5
[08:33] <Tubbee> Rocky Mountain House, Alberta (52.4°N/114.9°W, 988M); Last Updated: 9:00 AM
[08:34] <r3in> its a sad day when i cant remember the .w trigger
[08:34] <issuez> haha rjx
[08:34] <Rjx> done
[08:34] <issuez> hes going to get paranoid now
[08:34] <Rjx> give me some other stuff
[08:34] <issuez> sometimes its fun fucking with him
[08:34] <Rjx> i'll totally fuck with him
[08:34] <daze> w2
[08:34] <poopy> daze Temp 72.1F/22.3C; Wind 3.1mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:48PM; hig
[08:35] <Rjx> just throw me random shit i can use
[08:49] * swight has a job.
[08:49] <issuez> yessssssssssssss
[08:49] <issuez> testing milk for impurities?
[08:49] <Rjx> get off irc and enjoy it
[08:50] <Rjx> if she's under the table
[08:50] <issuez> haha
[08:50] <swight> hahah
[08:50] <swight> I WISH I had that kind job
[08:51] <swight> Cell phone customer care rep :D WOOO! Ah well, pays better than what I'm d
[08:55] <Ifrit> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Baldwin_Street%2C_New_Zeal
[08:55] <Rjx> how much does it pay
[08:56] <swight> $8.50 base, but you can make up to $10.20 with bonuses.
[08:56] <swight> And I'm sure you all know, but google calendar is live.
[08:57] <Rjx> topic
[09:00] <Ifrit> calc 3106 carat in kg
[09:00] <pinkboa> - 3106 carat = 0.6212 kilograms
[09:00] <Ifrit> woah
[09:01] <Ifrit> calc 545.67 in kg
[09:01] <Ifrit> calc 545.67 carat in kg
[09:01] <pinkboa> - 545.67 carat = 0.109134 kilograms
[09:08] <mef> nice https://ssl36.pair.com/attack1/stores/upperplayground/category/FIFTY24SF+M
[09:10] <Stereo``> mm, salesmen, cheats, and liars
[09:12] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[09:13] <mef> hell yeah http://www.blackanddecker.com/productguide/product-details.aspx?produ
[09:16] <Tark-Work> I love how our IT keeps things up to date and updated. "We had a problem
[09:19] <Serena[T]> oh hey Rjx
[09:19] <Serena[T]> it's not a chair!
[09:19] <Rjx> excellent
[09:19] <Rjx> what is it
[09:20] <Serena[T]> a baby!
[09:20] <Thuryn> about 6" long
[09:20] <Rjx> well i mean what is the sex
[09:20] <Thuryn> THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[09:20] <Thuryn> oh
[09:20] <Rjx> are we talking muhammed or fatima
[09:20] <Thuryn> i see what you meant
[09:21] <Serena[T]> rofl
[09:21] <Rjx> ali or ayeesha
[09:21] <Rjx> you know?
[09:21] * fenix- will draw anti-muslim cartoons if it's a muhammed
[09:21] * Serena[T] kicks fenix- in the nuts
[09:21] <Thuryn> i was thinking along the lines of "Crystal" or "Adolf"
[09:21] <Rjx> hey i'm the one allowed to make muslim jokes here
[09:21] <GerbilWrk> is it a Richard or a Richadina?
[09:22] <Rjx> is it claud or claudette
[09:22] <Thuryn> justin or justine
[09:22] <Rjx> bernard or bernadette
[09:22] <Thuryn> paul or pauline
[09:22] <Thuryn> or even paulina
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> Alex or Alex?
[09:22] <Thuryn> lol
[09:22] <Rjx> jo or joe
[09:22] <Serena[T]> its alex! ;)
[09:22] <swight> Dick or Vagina
[09:22] <Rjx> kelly or kelly
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> Patrick or Patricia
[09:22] <Rjx> :X
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> IT'S PAT!
[09:22] <Thuryn> *kelli
[09:23] <Rjx> |sili was right on cue
[09:23] <Thuryn> chris
[09:23] <Thuryn> i like "chris"
[09:23] <Rjx> what about rehan
[09:23] <Rjx> that's an awesome name
[09:23] <Rjx> i agree
[09:23] <Rjx> yes, totally
[09:23] <Serena[T]> girls name huh?
[09:23] <Rjx> if you weren't pregnant i'd push you down the stairs
[09:24] <Serena[T]> ;)
[09:24] <GerbilWrk> and the multiple personalities show their face again
[09:24] <GerbilWrk> *faces
[09:24] <mef> *feces
[09:24] <Thuryn> ew
[09:24] <Thuryn> FECES OF DEATH
[09:24] <|sili> haha
[09:24] <|sili> My name is Kelly
[09:24] <Thuryn> new movie. coming this summer to a toilet near you
[09:24] <|sili> it's not a fucking girls name
[09:25] <Thuryn> Kelli[e] is the feminine
[09:25] <|sili> men have been named Kelly long before women
[09:25] <GerbilWrk> Serena[T], enjoy the kid right around 4 months when their poo is smelling
[09:25] <Rjx> there's a guy on tv here
[09:25] <Rjx> whose name is hillary
[09:25] <Rjx> i didn't even know that could also be male
[09:25] <GerbilWrk> Sir Edmond Hillary?
[09:25] <|sili> poor bastard
[09:25] <Serena[T]> GerbilWrk: oh thank you so much ;)
[09:25] <GerbilWrk> ours is at that stage, i do everything humanly possible to get out of cha
[09:25] <Rjx> Hillaryhttp://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=468
[09:25] <Rjx> er
[09:25] <Rjx> http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=468
[09:26] <Rjx> Dr Hillary Jones
[09:26] <GerbilWrk> "oh he's dirty? Sorry, got to drive to Mexico to get some meds"
[09:26] <Serena[T]> aww, you gotta sacrifice yourself daddy
[09:26] <Serena[T]> lol
[09:26] <Serena[T]> not like *that*
[09:26] <GerbilWrk> or mow the lawn, or something
[09:26] <Thuryn> i have an uncle named "Marion"
[09:26] <GerbilWrk> and we don't have a lawn, so needless to say, that one only worked once :
[09:26] <Rjx> your own personal jesus
[09:26] <Thuryn> no surprise in print, but when you hear it spoken, it's like "??"
[09:26] <Rjx> someone to mow your lawn, trim the hedge
[09:26] <Rjx> lift up the reciever i won't yell out 'la migra'
[09:27] <Serena[T]> 'funny uncle'
[09:28] <Serena[T]> GerbilWrk: get one of those mini potted lawns
[09:28] <Serena[T]> bonsai lawn
[09:32] <Durandal_> hello gerbil
[09:37] * _geck is now known as geck
[09:40] <Workdug> .link http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0411061foot1.html
[09:40] <poopy> Workdug sorry, that link is already approved
[09:40] <Rjx> 18:36 -!- Amanda_20 [~noordavi@86.108.95.47] has joined #OlsenTwins
[09:40] <Rjx> 18:38 < Amanda_20> make more money 7604$
[09:40] <Rjx> that's pretty weird
[09:41] <Tsuta> specifically $7604?
[09:41] <Tsuta> sounds good, i'll take it.
[09:41] <Rjx> well i've never seen those spambots say anything before
[09:41] <Rjx> could be a new variation
[09:41] * fenix- is now known as Irhabi
[09:42] <Tsuta> yay spambots
[09:42] <Kenn> wherre
[09:42] <dekkon> is that before or after taxes ;[
[09:42] <Tsuta> hopefully after
[09:42] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Junior%27s%20growing
[09:43] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Junior%27s%20growing%20up%20fast.jpg i
[09:43] <Rjx> christmas came early for that kid
[09:43] <|sili> haha
[09:43] <Tsuta> o.O
[09:43] <Tsuta> creepy
[09:43] <Serena[T]> that kid looks like he's about to pass out
[09:44] <Workdug> nsfw ;[[[
[09:44] <Serena[T]> you got in trouble again for porn Workdug ?
[09:44] <Zera> anyone else's WoW just go really really bizarrely gay if theyre playing it?
[09:45] <issuez> get your kicks on route 66
[09:45] <Tsuta> gay in what way?
[09:45] <Zera> the boat was in the middle of barrens in the air -_-
[09:45] <Zera> with trees
[09:45] <dekkon> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0410061cigs1.html
[09:46] <dekkon> last night they had the family guy episode
[09:46] <issuez> haha
[09:46] <dekkon> where the toy company gets bought by the tobacco people
[09:46] <dekkon> baby smokes-a-lot
[09:47] <Zera> stuck in zone change map on the boat for a good 20 mins
[09:47] <Zera> and then yeh, flying boat
[09:52] <Tsuta> yay flying boats
[09:52] <Tsuta> that sucks
[09:52] <Tsuta> might just be yer server or something
[09:54] <r3in> i should play zork again
[09:54] <Zera> yeh could be just the server...
[09:55] <dekkon> .linkl http://www.pointoflaw.com/archives/002352.php god damn i hate bastard
[09:56] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.pointoflaw.com/archives/002352.php - god damn i hate bast
[09:56] <dekkon> Although the trial court properly granted defendants summary disposition on
[09:56] <Workdug> ;[[[[
[09:57] <Zera> gnight all
[09:58] <Thuryn> dekkon, agreed
[09:58] <Thuryn> bunch of crap
[10:00] <mquin> indeed
[10:00] <Stereo``> ah i see why they don't explain what SLK is
[10:00] <Stereo``> This disorder is characterized as an inflammation of the superior bulbar
[10:00] <Thuryn> Stupid Little Kid disorder
[10:19] <jmx> .link http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=state&id=4081041 Texas suspends
[10:19] <poopy> jmx - http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=state&id=4081041 - Texas susp
[10:19] <Ifrit> Let's go HUMP SOME GIRLS
[10:20] <Ifrit> seriously
[10:20] <Ifrit> i'm laughing my ass of at the newest goldmine
[10:20] <Catcher> Under the program, undercover officers have visited bars to ticket or arres
[10:20] <Serena[T]> you go on ahead, we'll catch up with you
[10:20] <Stereo``> wait
[10:20] <Ifrit> right
[10:20] <Ifrit> i'm still fucking laughing
[10:20] <Stereo``> a police policy to not allow selling alcohol to drunk people? of COURSE th
[10:21] <Ifrit> must be 15 minutes since i read it
[10:21] <Ifrit> When I was six years old my friend had introduced me to the phrase "humping g
[10:21] <Ifrit> Later that evening, my mom asked me and my brother what we wanted to do and I
[10:21] <Ifrit> there it is
[10:22] <Ifrit> no, not me, it's from the newest goldmine
[10:23] <Ifrit> dekkon?
[10:23] <Ifrit> Here?
[10:24] <jmx> .link http://www.star.niu.edu/articles/?id=22260 Porn class for credits
[10:24] <poopy> jmx - http://www.star.niu.edu/articles/?id=22260 - Porn class for credits - q
[10:27] <jmx> .link http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/60719 Scouts fail to renew their w
[10:27] <poopy> jmx - http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/60719 - Scouts fail to renew the
[10:31] <Tsuta> hahahaha
[10:31] <Tsuta> that sucks fer them
[10:32] <Durandal_> My little brother and I were fighting one day. My mother told us to stop
[10:32] <Durandal_> hahaha
[10:32] <jmx> .link http://www.sonoma-marinfair.org/uglydogvote.shtml Vote for the world's ug
[10:32] <poopy> jmx - http://www.sonoma-marinfair.org/uglydogvote.shtml - Vote for the world'
[10:34] <GerbilWrk> Durandal_, long time no see senor
[10:34] <Durandal_> hello
[10:34] <Durandal_> how is fatherhood
[10:34] <GerbilWrk> tis good tis good
[10:35] <GerbilWrk> how is the happiest place on earth?
[10:35] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4907866.stm Venus probe returns
[10:35] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4907866.stm - Venus probe ret
[10:35] <r3in> .w t4t 1v5
[10:35] <Tubbee> Rocky Mountain House, Alberta (52.4°N/114.9°W, 988M); Last Updated: 9:00 AM
[10:36] <Durandal_> it's ok
[10:36] <Durandal_> i'm on 6 day work weeks
[10:36] <Durandal_> mandatory 6 day work weeks
[10:36] <Durandal_> working about 55-60 hours a week for the next 2 weeks
[10:36] <GerbilWrk> you screw up or is everyone doing it?
[10:36] <Durandal_> one guy pciked up 111 hours this week
[10:36] <Durandal_> no
[10:36] <Durandal_> we're short on custodial
[10:37] <GerbilWrk> damn, get overtime?
[10:37] <Durandal_> we even have clerical workers helping out with cleaning
[10:37] <Durandal_> hell yeah i'm getting massive amounts of overtime
[10:37] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4903776.stm Iceland highest concent
[10:37] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4903776.stm - Iceland highest con
[10:37] <jmx> though really, what else are they going to do?
[10:37] <GerbilWrk> nice, i say fuck the family life for the next two weeks and go for those
[10:37] <Rjx> Durandal_: it's all gravy then
[10:37] <Durandal_> yeah
[10:37] <Rjx> how much you making a week?
[10:38] <Durandal_> it's still really exhausting
[10:38] <Durandal_> being on my feet for 12+ hours a day
[10:38] <jmx> 111 hrs heh, i dont think ive ever topped 80
[10:38] <Durandal_> gonna check my paycheck right now
[10:38] <Rjx> calc 24 * 7
[10:38] <Rjx> doh
[10:38] <Rjx> 168
[10:38] <Rjx> should've just worked it out
[10:38] <GerbilWrk> damn, working 16 hour days to get that 111
[10:39] <Tark-Wrk> url crappiest place on earth
[10:39] <pinkboa> - "crappiest place on earth": http://www.ericdsnider.com/lenews/the-crappie
[10:40] <Durandal_> i'll probably make like 400 or 500 this week
[10:40] <Durandal_> not sure
[10:40] <Durandal_> the way it works at disney, your 6th scheduled day is ALL overtime
[10:41] <Durandal_> due to the contract they signed with the union
[10:41] <Durandal_> and they have signs posted up everywhere
[10:41] <Durandal_> want to get overtime? talk to your manager
[10:41] <Durandal_> in the summer it's going to be even crazier
[10:42] <GerbilWrk> so have you screwed Snow White yet?
[10:42] <Tark-Wrk> yeah, fuck snow white
[10:42] <Durandal_> there's people who sleep at work because there's only 2 or 3 hours inbetw
[10:42] <Durandal_> naw dude
[10:42] <Tark-Wrk> at least throw the goop on her ass while she's sleeping
[10:42] <Durandal_> snow white ew
[10:43] <Durandal_> princess aurora *giggity*
[10:43] <Durandal_> some of the belle are also hot too
[10:43] <Durandal_> they are all equity however so that kinda sucks
[10:43] <Tark-Wrk> are you a character?
[10:43] <Durandal_> because that gives them license to be assholes to regular cast members
[10:43] <Durandal_> no
[10:43] <Durandal_> custodial
[10:43] <Tark-Wrk> url cleanest place on earth
[10:43] <pinkboa> - "cleanest place on earth": http://www.unesco.org/courier/1999_05/uk/plane
[10:44] <Tark-Wrk> It's not disneyland.
[10:44] <Durandal_> i was working fantasyland sunday and i had a toy sword thrust in my belt
[10:44] <Tark-Wrk> it's Antarctica.
[10:44] <Durandal_> and big tits ariel asked me about my sword
[10:44] <Durandal_> big tits ariel is cool
[10:44] <Tark-Wrk> I would have pulled it out right there
[10:45] <Rjx> = emotional distress lawsuit filed by the mothers of the surrounding children
[10:45] <Tark-Wrk> can you be a character?
[10:46] <Durandal_> yeah i've thoguth about it
[10:46] <Durandal_> characters get treated a lot better than custodial
[10:46] <Tark-Wrk> be a pirate
[10:46] <GerbilWrk> a butt pirate!
[10:46] <Tark-Wrk> OH!
[10:46] <GerbilWrk> ^5 on the setup
[10:46] <Durandal_> the custodial dept is the red headed stepchild of the company because we'
[10:46] <Tark-Wrk> ^5 heyoooo
[10:47] <Durandal_> the bean counters see us as a huge moneysink and they always try to cut o
[10:47] <Tark-Wrk> you're union though right?
[10:47] <Durandal_> yeah
[10:47] <GerbilWrk> yall should have a walkout, and let the trash pile up, and people stop co
[10:47] <Workdug> that's great foresight there
[10:47] <Durandal_> so they can't touch us
[10:47] <GerbilWrk> that way they see yall allow them to make money
[10:47] <Durandal_> yeah
[10:47] <Tark-Wrk> exactly. see how much their overhead is worht when the happiest place on
[10:48] <Durandal_> it's always hanging over their head
[10:48] <Durandal_> the threat of a walkout
[10:48] <Durandal_> the characters' union could walkout and they'd be no characters oh no
[10:48] <Durandal_> people would still come to the park
[10:48] <Tark-Wrk> SPAM!
[10:48] <Durandal_> but if custodial walks out the place would get trashed
[10:48] <Durandal_> and no one would clean it up
[10:48] <Tark-Wrk> yep
[10:48] <Durandal_> it's basically like this
[10:49] <Durandal_> someone new comes into the company and is like WTF CUSTODIAL SUCKS
[10:49] <Durandal_> LAY THEM OFF FUCK THE UNION
[10:49] <Workdug> SUX *
[10:49] <Durandal_> then when no one is here to clean up the park all those people laid off g
[10:49] <Workdug> Garmin Rino 110 FRS/GPS Handheld
[10:49] <Workdug> $69.99+ $5 shipping
[10:49] <Workdug> condition:
[10:49] <Workdug> Refurbished
[10:49] <Durandal_> seriously
[10:49] <Durandal_> one person was fired over somethign stupid at mk
[10:50] <Tark-Wrk> mmmk
[10:50] <Catcher> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2407890430028290674&q=chuck+norris
[10:50] <Durandal_> a week later they're working at animal kingdom
[10:50] <Catcher> lol
[10:51] <Catcher> A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an
[10:51] <Catcher> the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
[10:51] <Catcher> The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highwa
[10:51] <Catcher> "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and h
[10:51] <Catcher> So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirite
[10:51] <Catcher> "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
[10:51] <Spidey> haha
[10:52] <Durandal_> haha
[10:52] <Workdug> hahahaha
[10:52] <Wabbit98> hahaha
[10:54] <Catcher> how many aggies does it take to make a horse drink water?
[10:54] <Rjx> haha
[10:54] <Catcher> three: two to hold its head under water, and one to suck its asshole
[10:54] <Rjx> what's an aggy
[10:55] <GerbilWrk> Texas A&M student
[10:55] <Catcher> <3
[10:55] <Workdug> hahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
[10:55] <Catcher> ok later
[10:55] <Catcher> lol
[10:55] <Catcher> that bored at work? ;[
[10:55] <Workdug> !digdug
[10:55] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[10:56] <geck> termi
[10:56] <geck> go to work :(
[10:57] <jonathans> here's a fucking laugh and a half
[10:57] <jonathans> my coworker just described a timeAdd() php function
[10:57] <jonathans> he was using it to add some constant, THIS_IS_THE_NUMBER_OF_SECONDS_PER_D
[10:57] <jonathans> to any date/time
[10:58] <csqrl> faluijiah?
[10:58] <csqrl> wow
[10:58] <csqrl> fallujah*
[10:58] <jonathans> so then its not working, of course, because of dst
[10:58] <jonathans> its jumping over a day
[10:58] <jonathans> and im like wtf use strtotime()
[10:58] <jonathans> and i explain all the date formats
[10:58] <csqrl> haha
[10:58] <csqrl> nice
[10:58] <jonathans> and how you can just do +1 day
[10:58] <csqrl> word
[10:58] <jonathans> and hes like ok so timeAdd() will call that function
[10:58] <csqrl> no
[10:58] <jonathans> and it will take that string like "+1day" and the unix timestamp
[10:59] <jonathans> totally with a straight face
[10:59] <csqrl> you'll call a returning function to call timeadd to call strtotime
[10:59] <jonathans> are you fucking kidding me.
[10:59] <csqrl> returnvalue(timeAdd())
[10:59] <jonathans> more like i will deprecate every bit of work he's done and make everythin
[10:59] <jonathans> this is literally what he wants to do:
[10:59] <Stereo``> aah
[10:59] <Rjx> you need another function to return the return value
[10:59] <Stereo``> some of those kid storys in the comedy goldmine are too funny
[10:59] <jonathans> function timeAdd($a, $b) { return strottime($b, $a); }
[10:59] <jonathans> yeah really
[11:00] <Rjx> does he know any other languages
[11:00] <Rjx> or is it just php
[11:00] <Rjx> because it sounds like he's one of the include($_GET['page']) folks
[11:01] <jonathans> function timeAdd($a, $b) { return create_function('$a, $b','return strott
[11:01] <anthill> what
[11:01] <jonathans> he didnt even know html when he got here like two or three years ago
[11:01] <jonathans> he learned java in college
[11:02] <jonathans> and supposedly how to do design
[11:02] <Kurin> http://dat.4chan.org/s/src/1144922956063.jpg is that olene?
[11:02] <Kurin> Or just someone olene pretended to be?
[11:02] <Kurin> That pic is associated with her in my mind
[11:03] <Rjx> i don't think that's olene
[11:03] <anthill> that is not olene
[11:03] <Rjx> http://haxcu.be/images/welcome_to_my_room.jpg
[11:03] <Rjx> that is olene
[11:03] <Rjx> + a guest
[11:03] <Kurin> hahaha
[11:03] <Kurin> he looks smug
[11:06] <anthill> she's kinda alright looking
[11:06] <anthill> i'd stuff her if i could prevent her from talking to me at all during the o
[11:06] <Stereo``> olene or the other?
[11:07] <GerbilWrk> both?
[11:09] <Spidey> http://www.send-a-brick.com/
[11:11] <Workdug> where is the guest, rjx?
[11:12] <issuez> you guys are gross
[11:12] <Workdug> NO U
[11:13] <GerbilWrk> I'm assuming the guest is laying in her bed
[11:13] <Rjx> yes
[11:13] <GerbilWrk> saying something along the lines of, "I see your coding an IRCD, would yo
[11:14] <issuez> need help painting your nails
[11:14] <GerbilWrk> nah, mine are freshly manicured, thanks though
[11:14] <issuez> not you, fag
[11:14] <GerbilWrk> :(
[11:14] <issuez> thats what the + guest is asking her
[11:15] <GerbilWrk> It makes me feel pretty
[11:15] <issuez> you make me feel like a natural woman
[11:16] <GerbilWrk> bout time someone stops making you feel like a fake woman
[11:17] * Workdug feels amy
[11:17] <Workdug> yep, all natural
[11:17] <GerbilWrk> my ex girlfriend was the same way till i popped a hole in her
[11:18] <Durandal_> JONAFANZ
[11:19] <Durandal_> oblivion is a good game tia
[11:19] <zeussi> its tuna on rye, hands off
[11:19] * zeussi is now known as issuez
[11:20] <Tark-Wrk> what the hell
[11:21] <zeussi> lolz
[11:21] <r3in> fuck
[11:21] <Tark-Wrk> [13:14] <GerbilWrk> my ex girlfriend was the same way till i popped
[11:22] <r3in> i wish i could play ff online
[11:22] <Tark-Wrk> I wish I could play with your mom's tits online
[11:22] <zeussi> haha
[11:23] <Tark-Wrk> goddamn it fuck why didn't someone tell me I had to add up and down intern
[11:23] <Tark-Wrk> and what the fuck do I need a phase reversal protector for anyhow?
[11:24] <Tark-Wrk> I think if the whole fucking thing is running backward, someone's gonna fi
[11:24] * zeussi is now known as issuez
[11:26] <Tark-Wrk> boss brought me a gel wrist rest mousepad
[11:26] <issuez> does he want to get into your pants
[11:26] <Tark-Wrk> I said "Dude, awesome! My right arm thanks you!"
[11:27] <Tark-Wrk> then we both just kinda looked at the floor
[11:27] <issuez> he wants your penis
[11:27] <Tsuta> o.O
[11:27] <Tark-Wrk> I really dig Natalie Merchant
[11:28] <Tark-Wrk> And Noah's Dove off the 10000 Maniacs live CD is the greatness.
[11:34] <jonathans> ok i found it
[11:34] <jonathans> are you ready for this
[11:34] <Rjx> http://www.acmeunix.org/11bca5d.jpg
[11:34] <jonathans> this is exactly as i found it
[11:35] <Spidey> haha rjx
[11:35] <jonathans> noindex http://disgu.st/~jon/rnd/idiot.txt
[11:35] <jonathans> BEHOLD.
[11:36] <Rjx> hshs
[11:36] <Rjx> haah
[11:37] <jonathans> BEHOLD x2:
[11:37] <jonathans> noindex http://disgu.st/~jon/rnd/grep.txt
[11:37] <jonathans> EIGHT CALLS
[11:37] <jonathans> COULDNT GO BACK AND JUST CHANGE THEM, NOPE.
[11:37] <jonathans> notice that the comment is larger than the function
[11:38] <jonathans> check out that horrible */ and ){ style
[11:40] <Rjx> return true;
[11:40] <Rjx> /* returns true, see php documentation for more details */
[11:41] <swight> hah
[11:42] <swight> define sploghiman, definition: as in, I used the sploghiman today.
[11:43] <jonathans> haha
[11:43] <DeepBass> hi
[11:44] <Rjx> hi
[11:44] <jonathans> define('BOOL_TRUE', true); /**@param BOOL_TRUE need uppercase version of
[11:44] <Rjx> viva estonia
[11:44] <Rjx> haha
[11:44] <DeepBass> today i saw sun for the first time in like 3 months
[11:44] <Rjx> if ($var == true)
[11:44] <Stereo``> what if there was an INT_TRUE
[11:44] <Rjx> return true;
[11:44] <Rjx> elseif ($var == false)
[11:44] <Rjx> return false;
[11:44] <Stereo``> else
[11:44] <Stereo``> return true;
[11:45] <Stereo``> you don't want to leave out possible cases!
[11:45] <Rjx> you could just return $var
[11:45] <Stereo``> hmm
[11:45] <DeepBass> yay, lot's of coding and computery talk
[11:45] <mef> lot's indeed
[11:46] <Rjx> don't look back
[11:46] <Rjx> you'll get turned into salt
[11:46] <Rjx> the fuck
[11:46] <Rjx> did i just make a bible joke?
[11:46] <mef> Rjx, My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were mov
[11:47] <DeepBass> why the hell do you know shit like that?
[11:47] <GerbilWrk> why the hell do you not?
[11:47] <Rjx> because knowing his half the battle
[11:47] <Rjx> *is
[11:47] <Stereo``> what's with getting turned into a pillar of salt
[11:47] <Stereo``> you should tell your enemies to look back
[11:47] <Stereo``> that way you've got salt
[11:48] <DeepBass> there is no god, the bible's just a really fat book of fairy tales
[11:48] <Stereo``> hey
[11:48] <Stereo``> the politically correct term is "over-encumbered"
[11:48] <DeepBass> i mean, i dodn't believe in that dude
[11:48] <DeepBass> don't*
[11:49] <swight> http://www.latimes.com/media/acrobat/2006-04/22909075.pdf
[11:50] <swight> Flight 93 cockpit voice recorder transcript
[11:50] <DeepBass> http://www.break.com/index/suffrage.html
[11:50] <issuez> http://www.flickr.com/photos/issuez/128032314/ noindex
[11:50] <issuez> champion says hi2uall
[11:50] <swight> lol
[11:50] <Stereo``> suffrage is a pretty stupid word for women voting
[11:50] <jestuh> also on smoking gun in non-pdf
[11:50] <jestuh> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0412061hijack1.html
[11:51] <jestuh> haha amy
[11:51] <issuez> hehe
[11:52] <issuez> he looks like one of those
[11:52] <Tark-Wrk> fuck that's scary
[11:52] <issuez> tazmanian tigers
[11:52] <issuez> the dog/cat like animal, not the tiger snake
[11:52] <issuez> ic ant remember the scientific term for it
[11:52] <issuez> its something that i cant spell.
[11:52] <GerbilWrk> cat-dog
[11:52] <issuez> its got a c
[11:52] <GerbilWrk> good show
[11:52] <issuez> and t h in it
[11:53] <issuez> thylacine
[11:53] <issuez> told you it had those 3 letters in it
[11:53] <Tark-Wrk> ugh, I started reading that transcript of the hijacking, and "Take Me to t
[11:53] <issuez> when champion was little, he used to clime the cat tree, gerbil
[11:54] <Stereo``> "how the hell do we work this damn box"
[11:54] <Stereo``> *click*
[11:54] <Rjx> haha god damn
[11:54] <Rjx> 20:48 <@korozion> she's gonna be at a web 2.0 conference in TO that I mig
[11:54] <issuez> http://photo.issuez.net/champion/index.php?view=images/cmpn-07 noindex
[11:54] <Rjx> 20:48 <@mef> there's going to be a web 2.0 conference?
[11:54] <Rjx> [...]
[11:54] <GerbilWrk> my mother in law's cats sit at the top of their fucking cat condo and hel
[11:54] <Rjx> 20:51 <@mef> it's $350 a person
[11:54] <Rjx> 20:51 <@mef> to talk about web 2.0
[11:54] <Rjx> insane
[11:54] <swight> is that a cat cannon?
[11:55] <timmo> josh should sign up
[11:55] <GerbilWrk> they have a Cpanel conference for like $25 a person comming up soon
[11:55] <timmo> to talk about fuckweb2.com
[11:55] <r3in> is their ever going to be a third riddick movie?
[11:55] <swight> I've heard people describe themselves as "Cpanel" gurus and shit like that.
[11:55] <Rjx> yeah but giving $350 to people
[11:55] <timmo> rein: what would it cover? before pitchblack?
[11:55] <Rjx> even to talk about how stupid web 2.0 is
[11:56] <GerbilWrk> yeah, but there is alittle bit more to it
[11:56] <GerbilWrk> like when it breaks
[11:56] <r3in> after chronicals
[11:56] <GerbilWrk> knowning how to fix it
[11:56] <timmo> after chronicles, hes king
[11:56] <timmo> he doesnt have to do anything cool
[11:57] <swight> ok, getting the interface up and running and making it all work, I can under
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> yeah, that was a bitch, i tried 5 times till I gave them the root info an
[11:58] <timmo> dammiiiittttt
[11:58] <timmo> why the fuck isnt there a rip of brick out yet
[11:58] <r3in> dvd rips suck
[11:58] <r3in> id rather d/l an avi and make everything else
[11:59] <r3in> then release it
[11:59] <timmo> well i mean rip in the sense that the movie is online
[11:59] <swight> if the source is a DVD, then an AVI is a DVD rip
[11:59] <timmo> and less that its ripped from a dvd
[11:59] <timmo> i havent even seen a screener for brick
[12:00] <GerbilWrk> nor have I even heard of it
[12:01] <jestuh> http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/ledgerenquirer/14333392.htm
[12:01] <timmo> url brick 2005
[12:01] <pinkboa> - "brick 2005": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393109/
[12:01] <timmo> url imdb.com brick 2005
[12:01] <pinkboa> - "imdb.com brick 2005": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393109/
[12:01] <GerbilWrk> I search for brick on my top secret hookup, and brokeback mountain is the
[12:01] <jestuh> your hookup is gay
[12:01] <timmo> haha
[12:02] <GerbilWrk> seems that way
[12:02] <timmo> lucky number slevin is already up
[12:03] <Tark-Wrk> I'm a cpanel guru
[12:03] <r3in> i heard emokid for the first time today
[12:03] <jmx> thats how ya deal with lawyers http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4905462.st
[12:03] <r3in> i was pissed when he dissed oldschool nintendos
[12:04] <timmo> video source : reel
[12:04] <r3in> like ready to buy a plane ticket
[12:04] <timmo> how the hell, do you rip a movie
[12:04] <timmo> off a reel
[12:04] <r3in> and fly down their and shoot them
[12:05] <r3in> projector tap
[12:05] <timmo> why would such a device exist
[12:05] <timmo> except to pirate movies
[12:05] <r3in> erm
[12:05] <r3in> to pirate movies?
[12:06] <GerbilWrk> to make sure that porn clips aren't spliced in?
[12:06] <r3in> to splice porn clips in
[12:06] * r3in hopes ff7 works
[12:06] <r3in> i just spent 8 hours waiting for it
[12:07] <timmo> duran duran was the shit
[12:07] <Tordek> 'lo
[12:08] <Tsuta> man, i cant log in to my gmail
[12:08] <Tsuta> this sucks.
[12:09] <issuez> jingle bellz, batmang smellz
[12:09] <timmo> AMEZ
[12:09] <swight> issuez is shaped like an egg
[12:09] <issuez> TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[12:10] <timmo> hi
[12:10] <issuez> hello there, cupcake
[12:11] <sxh> wack ass mcs
[12:12] <sxh> jingle bells, batman smells, fill my sock with coal... ev'ryone knows this vers
[12:12] <timmo> im rocking out to duran duran - a view to a kill
[12:12] <sxh> hey
[12:12] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[12:12] <issuez> haha
[12:13] <issuez> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBA
[12:14] <issuez> =|
[12:14] <issuez> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
[12:14] <Tsuta> lol
[12:14] <Tsuta> i thought you were saying boba.
[12:14] <Tsuta> i was bout to go "ew"
[12:14] <timmo> http://youtube.com/watch?v=3JDj074-WP0&search=berzerker
[12:14] <timmo> BERZERKER
[12:14] <issuez> no, boobs
[12:14] <issuez> tee
[12:14] <issuez> hee
[12:15] <timmo> the berzerkers drummer is crazy
[12:15] <timmo> and could probably pass as a badass drum machine
[12:16] <timmo> if he felt like it
[12:16] <jonathans> speaking of
[12:16] <jonathans> do you have a-ha - the living daylights
[12:16] <timmo> http://www.theberzerker.com/dissimulatesite/Tours/USA2002/TheBerzerker%40TheK
[12:17] <timmo> i do not
[12:19] <Jimmothy> i missed seeing them/him/her
[12:20] <Jimmothy> i couldnt get there on time
[12:23] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4900946.stm Fossils fill gap in
[12:23] <poopy> jmx sorry, that link is already approved
[12:23] <issuez> JMX, SORRY
[12:23] <issuez> SORRY JMX
[12:23] <issuez> the bot is so polite
[12:23] <issuez> it should say
[12:23] <Stereo``> "OLLLLLLLLDDDD"
[12:23] <issuez> FUCK OFF BITCH, THAT LINK IS BEING PROCESSED
[12:24] <issuez> =)
[12:24] <jmx> lol
[12:24] <jmx> .link http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/living/14310569.htm 101 Best Screenplays
[12:24] <poopy> jmx - http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/living/14310569.htm - 101 Best Screenpla
[12:25] <jmx> hah
[12:25] <timmo> Throw the jew down the well, so our country can be free. You must grab him by
[12:26] <var> w kstl
[12:26] <pinkboa> Weather for Lambert-Saint Louis International, Missouri (63145) Conditions
[12:27] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1850918
[12:28] <jestuh> hahaha amy @ bot
[12:29] <jestuh> haha timmo most of it is believable
[12:29] <jestuh> which allows him to lie like crazy on some shit
[12:29] <jestuh> that's how most media manipulation happens
[12:33] <jestuh> ahaha yahoo maps is getting all this hype for their new maps
[12:33] <jestuh> i load it up
[12:33] <jestuh> just a header and footer
[12:33] <jestuh> good thing they use standards
[12:33] <jestuh> NOT
[12:34] <jmx> yahoo has maps? isnt that copying google
[12:35] <Rjx> you mean yahoo answers wasn't
[12:35] <jonathans> There is a sealed room in the whitehouse which once held a half-ton block
[12:35] <jonathans> hahahaha
[12:35] <Rjx> haha
[12:37] <csqrl> FUCK
[12:37] <csqrl> PHP
[12:37] <CrazyCoot> that reminds me of a west wing episode
[12:37] <timmo> [13:30] [jestuh] haha timmo most of it is believable
[12:37] <timmo> [13:30] [jestuh] which allows him to lie like crazy on some shit
[12:37] <timmo> yeah and everyone is picking it up as truth
[12:37] <csqrl> i haven't changed shit with my code
[12:38] <csqrl> but the tokenizer is broken
[12:38] <csqrl> token_get_all("<?php \$z=$e ?".'>');
[12:38] <csqrl> used to work
[12:38] <csqrl> and now? no.
[12:38] <dekkon|> [03:37:43] <@timmo> [13:30] [jestuh] which allows him to lie like cra
[12:38] <dekkon|> ?
[12:38] <csqrl> but when i refreshed again randomly? yes.
[12:38] <csqrl> and now? no.
[12:38] <jmx> haha http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060413/NEWS03/60413
[12:38] <csqrl> the input is still the same
[12:38] <csqrl> everything is verified as being the sam
[12:38] <csqrl> e
[12:38] <csqrl> fuck this.
[12:38] <dekkon|> where are the bikini pics ;[
[12:39] <CrazyCoot> "listen to far away by nickleback, thats for you" lmfao
[12:39] <jestuh> YOUR CODE IS BROKEN
[12:39] <csqrl> my code is fucking fine
[12:39] <Tsuta> ....lol
[12:40] <jestuh> hmm it was on myspace
[12:40] <csqrl> token_get_all just blows
[12:40] <jestuh> so i'm sure there are some idiot bloggers with links to her shit
[12:41] <csqrl> ahaahahahah
[12:41] <csqrl> GET THIS
[12:41] <csqrl> same URL
[12:41] <csqrl> same code
[12:42] <jestuh> haha dekkon
[12:42] <csqrl> i hard refresh to see how it is before i do a change
[12:42] <csqrl> still fucked up
[12:42] <csqrl> so i change it to
[12:42] <jestuh> first result on google blog search http://dreamlogic.us.to/2006/04/13/pamela
[12:42] <csqrl> $t = token_get_all('<?$z = ' . $e . '?>');
[12:42] <csqrl> save, hard refresh
[12:42] <csqrl> it's correctly displayed!
[12:42] <csqrl> i think yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:42] <csqrl> i refresh again
[12:42] <csqrl> broken.
[12:43] <jestuh> ;[
[12:43] <csqrl> i mean seriously
[12:43] <csqrl> what the fuck is that
[12:43] <csqrl> the tokenizer is moody? i don't understand
[12:43] <csqrl> i altered the expression again (just put a space between the last ?>
[12:44] <csqrl> and it displayed correctly!
[12:44] <csqrl> i refresh, it's broken
[12:44] <csqrl> this is predictable behavior now
[12:44] <jestuh> ;[
[12:44] <csqrl> make a slight alteration that shouldn't matter, and it'll work
[12:44] <csqrl> once
[12:44] <csqrl> the next time you try the same code, it'll break
[12:44] <csqrl> what the fuckJIUI!)R!H)IRI)!!!$":!?@"~?#?~?#~"?
[12:45] <jestuh> restart apache?
[12:45] <jestuh> ;[
[12:45] <Rjx> quick Q
[12:45] <csqrl> dude
[12:45] <Rjx> since the php folks are active
[12:45] <csqrl> i sit here and refresh constantly
[12:45] <csqrl> 10% of the time the same code will work correctly
[12:45] <Rjx> what's the safest way to manage whether a user is logged in or not
[12:45] <csqrl> 90% of the time it'll break
[12:45] <Rjx> with sessions/cookies
[12:45] <csqrl> new hash every pageview
[12:45] <csqrl> make sure old validates with what you store in a db
[12:46] <Rjx> won't that hugely increase db load
[12:46] <Rjx> since you have to do a check with each pageview
[12:46] <csqrl> don't you already hit the db each pageview
[12:46] <csqrl> or are you using straight php sessions
[12:46] <Rjx> right now i'm just wondering how i'm going to implement it in something i'm wri
[12:46] <jestuh> i'm with orion
[12:47] <csqrl> db gives you advantages
[12:47] <Rjx> well ideally i'd like to be able to validate the user is logged in or not witho
[12:47] <Rjx> because on some pages it won't be neccessary
[12:47] <csqrl> you can make an app distributed over multiple webservers by putting state in
[12:47] <Tark-Wrk> God I'm bored.
[12:47] <csqrl> or i guess you could use some weird network share
[12:48] <csqrl> but that's probably more overhead
[12:48] <csqrl> if you just want to validate if they're logged in or not
[12:48] <Rjx> yeah
[12:48] <csqrl> and security isn't your biggest concern
[12:48] <csqrl> hash data particular to that user with a secret pw in a cookie
[12:49] <Rjx> that's what i was just thinking
[12:49] <Rjx> alright, might just do that, the code isn't going to be public
[12:49] <jestuh> haha http://dreamlogic.us.to/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/pamela_rogers_myspac
[12:49] <swight> Use a firewall, go to jail, and send Bill Gates too
[12:49] <swight> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/03/28/use_a_firewall_go/
[12:49] <Rjx> so i'm not super worried about people figuring out the hashing sequence
[12:49] <Rjx> danke
[12:49] <csqrl> md5(app secret + maybe user id + the ip they're using + hash of their browser
[12:50] <swight> The (DMCA) Digital Millennium Copyright Act clearly isn't enough for some pe
[12:50] <csqrl> who is pamela rogers
[12:50] <jestuh> slut that fucks little boys
[12:50] <jonathans> tokenizer probably uses static vars or something
[12:51] <jestuh> teacher slut*
[12:51] <jonathans> and is gay about it
[12:51] <csqrl> hot
[12:51] <csqrl> don't know man
[12:51] <csqrl> this code worked 100% of the tiem for two years
[12:51] <csqrl> and now it's jsut breaking randomly
[12:51] <jonathans> heisenbug
[12:51] <csqrl> and honestly randomly
[12:51] <jestuh> rjx: if you're just using the logged in info for displaying shit, just use c
[12:51] <csqrl> not like i have something to do with it
[12:51] <jestuh> then check against db for any changes
[12:51] <csqrl> i genuinely did not change a thing
[12:54] <jestuh> http://emmering.blogspot.com/2006/04/what-do-you-do-when-subject-of-your.htm
[12:54] <GerbilWrk> why does, echo "\n", "\n";, not return new lines?
[12:54] <jestuh> haha nice collection of pics of random boy fuckers
[12:54] <GerbilWrk> it does in the CLI, but not on the webpage
[12:55] <csqrl> webpages don't interpret newlines as linebreaks
[12:55] <csqrl> use <br />
[12:55] <csqrl> optionally nl2br()
[12:56] <GerbilWrk> gotcha
[12:59] <jonathans> (3:58:46 PM): i just want you to know that even though we are friends you
[12:59] <jonathans> FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12:59] <Serena[T]> !
[13:00] <Rjx> chicken
[13:00] <Rjx> gave me a bad coupon
[13:00] <swight> lol
[13:01] <ohnedich> who the fuck was the sexual harassment philosopher that said "all you base
[13:03] <jonathans> http://dons.usfca.edu/~dawjo2/grass/juggerfag.jpg
[13:04] <ohnedich> LOL,fag!
[13:04] <ohnedich> www.explosm.net
[13:05] <ohnedich> dead ppl !
[13:05] <jestuh> ?
[13:06] <kitchen> onjoin bots
[13:06] <jestuh> word i meant towards ohnedich
[13:06] <kitchen> oh
[13:06] <ohnedich> nevermind
[13:07] <hermes> http://home.ptd.net/~k3ph/alayin.swf
[13:07] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[13:08] <jonathans> http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1144843033/Psychotic_Furniture_Store_Co
[13:13] <dekkon|> uhhhhhhhh
[13:13] * dekkon| is now known as dekkon
[13:15] <jestuh> http://www.thankyouharrytaylor.org/
[13:15] <jestuh> haha they made a site for that guy that was yelling at bush
[13:21] <Tsuta> hahahaha
[13:21] <Tsuta> look at chick in pic
[13:21] <Tsuta> her face
[13:21] <Tsuta> xD
[13:22] <jestuh> ya haha
[13:22] <jestuh> :O
[13:22] <jestuh> can't tell if she is booing or cheering
[13:22] <jestuh> cause people were booing him like mad
[13:25] <ohnedich> bush needs an ass rape
[13:27] <Tsuta> lol
[13:27] <Tsuta> i love that one part
[13:27] <Tsuta> "im not yer favorite guy. heh"
[13:28] * TeckGeck is now known as TeckGecko
[13:29] <jestuh> hehe
[13:39] <Workdug> mmm cookies
[13:42] <hydro-> hey there assholes
[13:43] * TheroPT is now known as Thero
[13:48] <Workdug> hy hidro
[13:48] <hydro-> hi pen(is(licker))
[13:49] <Thero> omg
[13:49] <Thero> japanese people = retarded
[13:49] <Thero> http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2
[13:50] <hydro-> i don't think that mishap has anything at all to do with the fact that they
[13:50] <Thero> ^--- japanese couple accidently threw out 42K in USD (like 5 million yen)
[13:50] <Thero> Hydro: You dont hear of anyone else other than the japanese and polish throwi
[13:50] <hydro-> The 35-year-old man had withdrawn the money from a bank account but, fearing
[13:51] <hydro-> so, that act is entirely characteristic of a japanese person?
[13:51] <Thero> depends
[13:55] <hydro-> also, I am Polish
[13:55] <hydro-> and I've not once in my life thrown out money.
[13:56] <Workdug> you are a genius
[13:56] <fawzy> your a genius
[13:56] <fawzy> GET IT RIGHT!
[13:56] <hydro-> i was at ace hardware yesterday
[13:56] <hydro-> and all around the store
[13:57] <hydro-> were signs that said "Smile, Your on camera!"
[13:57] <fawzy> same shit w/ new at&t billboard i saw "your delivered"
[13:57] <Workdug> i would've shot up the place, hydro
[13:57] <hydro-> pen.. lol
[13:57] <hydro-> well
[13:58] <Thero> hydro- : I
[13:58] <Rjx> there was a local child charity that had the slogan "turning nightmares into dr
[13:58] <hydro-> i saw where someone took an ink-pen and actually wrote in " 're"
[13:58] <Thero> *I'm polish too, as is my mothers side of the family
[13:58] <Workdug> Soyo 1.8" 20GB USB Hard Drive
[13:58] <Workdug> $69.99+ $5 shippin
[13:58] <hydro-> where's that at, pen?
[13:59] <Rjx> yowza
[14:00] <hydro-> so, my friend's mom let me borrow The Da Vinci Code
[14:00] <hydro-> i plan on getting started on it later today
[14:00] <Thero> ug i hate that moive already
[14:00] <Thero> they're making us wear the damn shirts
[14:00] <Rjx> *SPOILER* jesus did it *SPOILER*
[14:00] <Thero> and it has the date right there, on the front and back, when it comes out
[14:01] <Thero> "Excuse me, when does this movie come out"
[14:01] <Thero> "Armageddon."
[14:01] <Thero> "Ok...wait?"
[14:01] <hydro-> has anyone in here read the book?
[14:01] <Thero> And then i shot a vampire with my bbq knife.
[14:01] <hydro-> is it worth my time reading?
[14:01] <Thero> better?
[14:02] <Workdug> GOD IS JESUS' FATHER!!!!!
[14:02] <Tsuta> omg
[14:02] <hydro-> i don't agree with that
[14:02] <Workdug> ROME KILLS JESUSDORE!!!
[14:03] <Tsuta> ru srius
[14:03] <Tsuta> srsly.
[14:03] <Thero> He hacked the water.
[14:03] <hydro-> hagrid eats the holy grail
[14:03] <Tsuta> o.O
[14:04] <Tark-Wrk> Di Vinci Code?
[14:04] <Thero> at the climax he gets into a weird BSDM fetish and gets nailed to the cross.
[14:04] <Kenn> Am I retarded? Why can't I figure out how to add a hub on dc++
[14:04] <fawzy> Di G Code
[14:04] <Tark-Wrk> snapes on a plane
[14:04] <fawzy> live by it
[14:04] <Thero> snapes?
[14:04] <Tark-Wrk> I mean snape kills dumbledore
[14:04] <Thero> ...Tark
[14:04] <Tark-Wrk> Thero
[14:05] <Thero> Invent something that will allow IRC onto trashcans and brooms.
[14:05] <Thero> So i can irc at work.
[14:05] <Tark-Wrk> Zaurus
[14:05] <Tark-Wrk> damn near strappit to yr wrists
[14:05] <Thero> *Somethign free
[14:05] <Thero> i ment
[14:05] <Tark-Wrk> why not pay someone to pick up the trash
[14:05] <Thero> because thats what they pay me for?
[14:06] <Tark-Wrk> I don't bill fer trash pickup, get a messican
[14:06] <Tark-Wrk> oh
[14:06] <Thero> they pay me so from 6-11 i can act like a really pale messican
[14:06] <Thero> "Excuse me sir im lost, where is my movie"
[14:06] <Thero> "que?"
[14:06] <Tark-Wrk> "Dong, where is my automobile?"
[14:07] <dekkon> !wind
[14:07] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[14:07] <Thero> rofl?
[14:08] <dekkon> lawlz?
[14:08] <Tark-Wrk> bbq?
[14:08] <Thero> whoa
[14:08] <Thero> i found two shaq rookie cards.
[14:08] <Workdug> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
[14:08] <tehBob_> sale them now, before he gets really bad
[14:09] <Thero> um
[14:09] <Thero> sale?
[14:09] <Thero> How the fuck.
[14:09] <tehBob_> LOL
[14:09] <dekkon> werent you banned thero?
[14:09] <csqrl> ok
[14:09] <csqrl> so
[14:09] <csqrl> before i started modifying the file
[14:09] <csqrl> i moved it
[14:09] <dekkon> if i were you id shut the fuck up before someone remembers
[14:09] <csqrl> this file worked flawlessly for year
[14:09] <csqrl> s
[14:09] <Tark-Wrk> shaq rookie card isn't getting $10 on ebay
[14:10] <Workdug> DAMMIT
[14:10] <Workdug> i just wished someone a good weekend
[14:10] <Workdug> i keep thinking it's friday
[14:10] <Tark-Wrk> today is friday. bad friday.
[14:10] <csqrl> now i started messing with the source of the copy, decided to fuck it and mov
[14:10] <csqrl> and teh original is fucked.
[14:10] <Tark-Wrk> tomorrow is good friday
[14:10] <Workdug> it was also this user
[14:10] <Thero> Workdug: Maybe someone might not come in, you'd be responsible for a firing!
[14:10] <Workdug> one of our biggest users
[14:10] <Workdug> and also one of the harshest
[14:11] * tehBob_ is now known as tehBob
[14:12] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[14:13] <hydro-> so, uh.. josh
[14:13] <hydro-> when are you going to start writing a book
[14:13] * hydro- is now known as hydro
[14:14] <hydro> bah fuck i can't ssh to my shell to get it to grab this nick
[14:14] <hydro> ssh2*
[14:14] <csqrl> SOON
[14:14] <csqrl> before i die around 2010-2012
[14:14] <hydro> i've already started mine
[14:15] * Thero is now known as ThErO
[14:15] <maff> i need to setup another server
[14:16] <Rjx> csqrl: what'd make this moment perfect
[14:16] <Workdug> maff is too cool for books, it's all about the servers
[14:16] <Rjx> is hebrew errors
[14:16] <Workdug> hebrew errors?
[14:17] <mef> yup http://www.krudmart.com/product_info.php?products_id=573
[14:17] <ThErO> Warning: The file is not kosher.
[14:17] <Rjx> you've never had php spit hebrew errors at you?
[14:17] <Workdug> n0
[14:17] <ThErO> zippo
[14:18] <Rjx> url php hebrew errors
[14:18] <pinkboa> - "php hebrew errors": http://doc.php.net/php/he/dochowto/chapter-validatin
[14:19] <Rjx> T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
[14:19] <Rjx> i've had that come up
[14:19] <Rjx> like
[14:19] <Rjx> error unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM on line 423
[14:19] <hydro> haha
[14:19] <hydro> i mean.. is php available in hebrew?
[14:19] <Rjx> the people who wrote it are israeli i think
[14:20] <hydro> alright
[14:20] <ThErO> url wikipedia php
[14:20] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia php": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP
[14:20] <hydro> i'm out of here, champs
[14:20] <Workdug> http://flickr.com/photos/henning_onken/125081333/
[14:20] <hydro> later
[14:20] <Rjx> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM, expecting T_STRING
[14:21] <Workdug> tiny 20gb usb hard drive $70+5 on woot.com
[14:21] <ThErO> damnit
[14:22] <ThErO> Tark, lick these envelopes for me
[14:23] <Rjx> http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cas/150808506.html
[14:24] <Tordek> hi
[14:24] <Tordek> hi
[14:24] <Tordek> sdfa
[14:24] <ThErO> Tordek
[14:24] <ThErO> stop using gay and lick these stamps
[14:24] <ThErO> err
[14:24] <ThErO> envelopes
[14:24] <Tordek> ?
[14:25] * Tordek is now known as someoneel
[14:25] <ThErO> im putting my grad invitations in envelops
[14:25] <ThErO> like i put the actual card in one, then i put that in another.
[14:26] <Tordek> for fuck's sake
[14:26] <Tordek> Kopete encountered the following error while parsing a message:
[14:26] <Tordek> Message could not be parsed. This is likely due to an encoding problem. Plea
[14:27] <Tordek> i typed "hi"
[14:27] <Tark-Wrk> it's the 13th
[14:28] <wind> did you get the wallpaper tordek
[14:29] <Tordek> yeah
[14:29] <Tordek> thanks
[14:29] <Tordek> <3
[14:29] <wind> <3
[14:29] <Tordek> also
[14:29] <Tordek> ThErO: wtf?
[14:30] <michael`> bach is
[14:31] <michael`> the greatest genius who ever lived
[14:31] <michael`> and i cant see a damn thing
[14:33] <GerbilWrk> he's not a genius, he was given the music
[14:33] <GerbilWrk> by Dirk Gently's professor friend
[14:33] <Rjx> 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[14:35] <Agent43> shit
[14:35] <Rjx> die in a tire
[14:37] <Tordek> I wanna know why my compy behaves so slow-ass
[14:38] <Tordek> but only in linux
[14:39] <GerbilWrk> because someone is hacking your kernel
[14:39] <Tordek> omg my gibson
[14:39] <Twin`> music hit me before computers did
[14:39] <Twin`> so to this date
[14:39] <Twin`> i have a severe issue with associating gibson with a computer/person
[14:40] <Rjx> Tordek: check that you have dma enabled for your hdd
[14:40] <GerbilWrk> you just need to watch Hackers several dozen times
[14:40] <Tordek> i believe so, but how do I check?
[14:41] <wind> i want a slurpee
[14:41] <wind> hi2uamy
[14:41] <Workdug> good shootin'
[14:41] <wind> flawless victory
[14:42] <csqrl> dude
[14:42] <csqrl> THIS TOKENIZER
[14:42] <csqrl> WHAT THE FUCK
[14:42] <csqrl> the input string NEVER changes
[14:42] <Tordek> ah,yes,
[14:42] <Rjx> fuck, just spilled tea into my open case
[14:42] <csqrl> sometimes it'll return things as tokens
[14:43] <csqrl> sometimes it'll return things as normal characters
[14:43] <Tordek> yeah, Rjx it's enabled
[14:43] <Rjx> brb getting a sock
[14:43] <csqrl> WITH NOTHING ELSE CHANGING
[14:43] <csqrl> WHAT TEH FUCEKCJEIFCJEFJEFJJEIFJEFIEJiEFJ
[14:43] <Rjx> what does the tokenizer function do?
[14:43] <Rjx> url php tokenize
[14:43] <pinkboa> - "php tokenize": http://www.php.net/strtok
[14:43] <csqrl> tokenizes
[14:43] <csqrl> url php token_get_all
[14:43] <pinkboa> - "php token_get_all": http://www.php.net/token_get_all
[14:46] <Agent43> feces
[14:46] <Workdug> yay
[14:46] <csqrl> this is a fucking php5 bug
[14:47] <csqrl> i don't know how else to explain it
[14:47] <Workdug> i waited until 4.3.x to switch to php4
[14:47] <Workdug> i'll do the same with php5
[14:48] <geck> good man :)
[14:48] <Workdug> .link http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,1880911
[14:48] <poopy> Workdug - http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,18809
[14:51] <Rjx> http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/4773/stupidbabypictures4on.jpg
[14:51] <Rjx> british magazines are pretty racist
[14:52] <Tsuta> so how many did they have?
[14:54] <Rjx> "GirlsofCS is an online gaming community and nude pinup gallery. We are out to
[14:54] <Rjx> hahahahaha
[14:56] <jestuh> LINK
[14:57] <Rjx> http://crystaltips.typepad.com/wonderland/2006/04/girl_gamers_in_.html
[14:57] <wind> pix
[14:57] <Rjx> do they not realise what the negative online stereotypes are?
[14:58] <wind> aw god damnit
[14:58] <wind> what is the code
[14:58] <wind> view page source...
[14:58] <wind> maybe they're dumb
[14:58] <wind> damn :(
[14:59] <wind> how do i get an invite code
[15:02] <jestuh> i got in the site
[15:02] <jestuh> msg me for url
[15:03] <wind> lol
[15:03] <jestuh> wind == can't read directions
[15:04] <Twin`> [5:58] <wind> view page source...
[15:04] <Twin`> [5:58] <wind> maybe they're dumb
[15:04] <Twin`> i was hoping for that myself
[15:05] <jestuh> MSG ME IF YOU WANT THE REAL URL TWIN
[15:06] <Twin`> nnah
[15:06] <Twin`> i'm not that interested
[15:10] <Catcher> anyone have the dc hub access on them? i forgot to save it
[15:11] <Rjx> haha i'm in too
[15:11] <Rjx> that was easy
[15:12] <Rjx> wow the site is mega gay
[15:12] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[15:12] <Spidey> hook it up
[15:12] <Spidey> :D
[15:13] <jestuh> you are too young for these pics spidey
[15:13] <jestuh> ;x
[15:13] <Spidey> ;[
[15:13] <Twin`> in retrospect
[15:13] <Rjx> how do you even find the pics
[15:13] <Twin`> if he wanted nude pics that bad
[15:13] <Rjx> this site is horrible
[15:13] <Twin`> google is just 14 characters away
[15:13] <jestuh> click on a chick and there is a row of 7 free thumbs per 'gallery'
[15:14] <Rjx> oh haha
[15:14] <Rjx> it's awesome how none of them have anything to do with CS
[15:14] <Spidey> wtf pos site
[15:14] <Rjx> yeah
[15:14] <jestuh> i'd still fuck most of em
[15:14] <jestuh> ;[
[15:14] <Spidey> the js freezes ie momentarily
[15:15] <Rjx> js navigation is pretty irritating
[15:15] <Rjx> and it fucks with tabs
[15:15] <Twin`> what confuses me
[15:15] <Twin`> is how they expect people to pay to see attention whores
[15:16] <Rjx> ...
[15:16] <Rjx> are you stupid?
[15:16] <Workdug> if you charge money for something, someone will pay for it
[15:16] <Rjx> also i think if female gamers want to be taken seriously, the real solution is
[15:16] <Rjx> prancing around topless is sucking out any seriousness
[15:17] <Twin`> well, i retract that statement
[15:17] * Spidey will wait for siterip
[15:17] <Twin`> the target audience fell out of my scope for a minute
[15:18] <Rjx> http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/2.gif
[15:18] <Rjx> "Dr. Sbaitso" was a lightweight "game" packaged with various soundcards made by
[15:18] <Rjx> Doctor Sbaitso was meant to be the player's "psychiatrist," able to converse to
[15:18] <Workdug> Polaroid PDC 5080 5.1MP Digital Camera
[15:18] <Workdug> $69.99+ $5 shipping
[15:18] <Workdug> FUCKERS, SOLD OUT
[15:19] <Rjx> I WILL GET PARITY ERROR
[15:19] <Workdug> i just got a text message about it
[15:19] <Workdug> THANKS A LOT, USELESS!
[15:19] <Sohcahtoa> Rjx: Sounds like Eliza
[15:19] <Workdug> dammit!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:19] <jestuh> hahaha rjx
[15:19] <Rjx> yeah except 10 years earlier and with actual voice digitizing, and not a real A
[15:19] <jestuh> NICE GOING PEN
[15:19] <jestuh> ;[
[15:19] <Rjx> so really no, not really
[15:20] <Rjx> hahah
[15:20] <Rjx> baitso was no advocate of crass language. Whenever such words were spoken, or w
[15:20] <Rjx> http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/3.gif
[15:20] <wind> has anyone tried coca cola blak
[15:20] <Twin`> it's not sold here yet
[15:20] <mutante> whats that
[15:20] <Spidey> pen, where do you find those deals?
[15:20] <mutante> more caffeine?
[15:20] <Sohcahtoa> wind: I have
[15:20] <Sohcahtoa> wind: It is absolutely disgusting.
[15:20] <Twin`> it's coke + coffee
[15:21] <wind> and the coca cola website for it sucks
[15:21] <wind> very choppy flash
[15:21] <jestuh> http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/4.gif
[15:21] <Sohcahtoa> HAHAHAHA...my roommate is watching an American Idol episode...and Ryan Se
[15:21] <jestuh> ONE MUST BE CRAZY TO EXPECT HELP FROM ME
[15:21] <Sohcahtoa> I shit you not.
[15:22] <daze> well hell the fried chicken is pretty good in alabama!
[15:22] <jestuh> http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/6.gif
[15:22] <jestuh> hahaha
[15:22] <jestuh> THERE IS AN EXTRA CHARGE TO TALK ABOUT THIS
[15:23] <Rjx> haha yeah
[15:23] <Rjx> I probably had more than 500 conversations with Dr. Sbaitso during my youth, an
[15:23] <Rjx> I WILL GET PARITY ERROR
[15:23] <wind> tell me more about this sexy stuffs
[15:23] <Rjx> http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/7.gif
[15:23] <Rjx> hahhasdf
[15:24] <jestuh> oh shit i was just pasting
[15:24] <jestuh> DON'T GET FRESH
[15:24] <Spidey> Fat chicks!
[15:24] <Spidey> Enormous sluts hungry for cock
[15:24] <Spidey> The nastiest meaty action on the web
[15:24] <Spidey> Horny heavyweights and cock-sucking BBWs
[15:24] <Spidey> <3 spam ;[
[15:24] <wind> uh
[15:25] <Rjx> I figured that he'd cut the bullshit and start talking to me "for real" if I ma
[15:25] <Rjx> None of this worked, of course. Sbaitso was still the same goofy idiot he alway
[15:25] <Rjx> http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/10.gif
[15:25] <Rjx> DON'T EVER MENTION THIS AGAIN
[15:25] <Workdug> BFG GeForce 6600 128MB PCI-Express SLI Video Card
[15:25] <Workdug> $49.99+ $5 shipping
[15:26] <Workdug> gone in about 5 minutes
[15:26] <jestuh> still woot-off?
[15:26] <Workdug> yep
[15:26] <jestuh> dizamn
[15:26] <Workdug> woot-off is a 24-hour-long event
[15:26] <jestuh> where does all their shit come from?
[15:26] <Workdug> but all this crap they're selling is in quantities of like 20-50
[15:26] <Workdug> so i keep missing out
[15:26] <Agent43> feces
[15:26] <Agent43> woops
[15:27] <Workdug> jestuh: i'm guessing same place that guy in chicago gets his stuff
[15:27] <jestuh> YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT WOOPS
[15:27] <Workdug> that owns the store
[15:27] <Workdug> whatshisface
[15:27] <jestuh> wacky chinese suppliers?
[15:28] <Workdug> no, i mean the same place the wacky chinese suppiler gets his
[15:28] <Twin`> woot is owned by a wholesale company
[15:28] <Twin`> called uh...
[15:28] <jestuh> hmm i dunno chinese guy's sources
[15:28] <wind> toow
[15:28] <Workdug> Today's item quantity: 90
[15:28] <Workdug> sold out.
[15:28] <jestuh> i assumed the mafia
[15:28] <Twin`> neg
[15:28] <Spidey> what the hell, 1 item a day
[15:28] <knoppix> g'day mates
[15:28] * knoppix is now known as Gicon
[15:28] <Agent43> pink feces
[15:29] <Rjx> yeah Spidey
[15:29] <Rjx> they sell one item, lots of them
[15:29] <Rjx> low price
[15:29] <Rjx> they've been doing it for years
[15:29] <Spidey> they should make it like, 5 items a day
[15:29] <Spidey> ;[
[15:29] <Rjx> well that'd ruin the idea!
[15:30] <Twin`> synapse micro
[15:30] <Twin`> that's it
[15:31] <Spidey> http://www.maximonline.com/stupid_fun/2006/spring_break/galleries2.aspx
[15:31] <Spidey> skanky hoes for all
[15:31] <jestuh> how long between sold out and new item?
[15:31] <jestuh> haha nice spidey
[15:31] <Spidey> new item doesn't come until 12am cst
[15:31] <Spidey> ;[
[15:32] <jestuh> nah today is a woot-off so they keep going
[15:32] <jestuh> normally one a day though
[15:32] <Spidey> ohhh
[15:33] <wind> if i have a bruise on my stomach, and it doesn't hurt anymore but it's all pur
[15:33] <Workdug> yes
[15:33] <Rjx> it might be a cock
[15:33] <Workdug> Palm Zire 31
[15:33] <Workdug> $69.99+ $5 shipping
[15:33] <jestuh> NEW ITEM POSTED
[15:33] <Spidey> First sucker: alexsh
[15:33] <jestuh> NEW ITEM POSTED
[15:33] <Spidey> Speed to first woot: 0m -5.-793s
[15:33] <jestuh> NEW ITEM POSTED
[15:33] <Spidey> wtf, cheatz
[15:33] <Twin`> woot has been donig it's thing since june 13, 2004
[15:33] <Workdug> i could actually use this
[15:33] <wind> someone hit me with a 2x4 a week or two ago and the bruise is still there
[15:33] <Workdug> but fuck $70+5
[15:33] <wind> but it doesn't hurt at all
[15:34] <jestuh> haha wind
[15:34] <jestuh> should heal eventually
[15:34] <Spidey> did you guys see that
[15:34] <Spidey> -5.-793s
[15:34] <Rjx> the hub any faster lately?
[15:34] <Spidey> on the last woot :|
[15:34] <jestuh> wow i keep refreshing and watching the bar go down
[15:34] <jestuh> secret hub rjx?
[15:35] <jestuh> haven't tried lately
[15:35] <Rjx> yeah
[15:35] <Rjx> i was going to upload big train
[15:35] <jestuh> go for it
[15:35] <wind> i got porn for the hub
[15:35] <Rjx> well last time i was getting 7KB/s
[15:35] <wind> is porn ok?
[15:35] <Rjx> and it kept cutting out
[15:35] <jonathans> horse porn
[15:35] <wind> i can get horse porn
[15:35] <wind> dr juan, give me hub access
[15:35] <jonathans> i am disturbed by this notion
[15:36] <wind> you asked for it
[15:37] <jestuh> i shall assume dekkon gave me authority to hook you up
[15:37] <wind> <3
[15:37] <wind> i pm'd term
[15:38] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/4907002.stm Th
[15:38] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/4907002.stm
[15:38] <Spidey> dinner time
[15:41] <Twin`> "We are checking CCTV footage and have reported the matter to the police."
[15:41] <Twin`> the uk has cams in the pissers?
[15:41] <Twin`> female toilets at that?
[15:41] <jonathans> if only one person walks in and out during the time before the girl went
[15:41] <Wabbit98> I know they have a lot of CCTV cams but not in the toliets
[15:41] <jonathans> then you realize how dumb your question is
[15:41] <Tsuta> omg
[15:42] <Tsuta> that poor little kid
[15:42] <Tsuta> thats awful
[15:42] <Tsuta> that must have been so painful
[15:42] <Twin`> jonathans, that's bad rationalization.
[15:42] <jonathans> not really
[15:42] <jonathans> that's how people are caught shoplifting
[15:42] <Rjx> i want to be a street magician
[15:42] <Rjx> and when people take a card
[15:43] <Rjx> i'll say "put it back in the pack"
[15:43] <jestuh> url dc++
[15:43] <Rjx> and then i say
[15:43] <pinkboa> - "dc++": http://www.dc.gov/
[15:43] <Rjx> "now watch this"
[15:43] <jestuh> url dcplusplus
[15:43] <pinkboa> - "dcplusplus": http://dcplusplus.sourceforge.net/
[15:43] <Rjx> and then i'd puke on the ground
[15:43] <Rjx> and run away
[15:43] <jonathans> haha
[15:43] <Twin`> this isn't shoplifting, this is applying a chemical to a toilet seat
[15:43] <jestuh> haha
[15:44] <Rjx> in applying chemical to a toilet seat
[15:44] <jonathans> so its not clear to you how both activities usually involve going into a
[15:44] <Rjx> do people enter and leave the bathroom
[15:45] <Rjx> or do they use the chemical to dissolve themselves
[15:45] <Rjx> seep through the vent
[15:45] <Rjx> then recompose themselves on the other side
[15:45] <Rjx> i'm not sure what you're implying
[15:46] <Twin`> i'll concede
[15:46] <Twin`> i'm not making my point clearly, so i'll drop it.
[15:46] <Rjx> you do this a lot
[15:46] <Rjx> maybe you should consider not trying
[15:47] <Workdug> determine how quickly that kind of glue dries to where it won't glue someon
[15:48] <Workdug> review video surveillance of bathroom entrance for that time period before
[15:48] <jonathans> watch the same people as they leave the store
[15:48] <Workdug> everyone who exited the bathroom before that time is a suspect
[15:48] <jonathans> look for purchases
[15:48] <jonathans> use the time on the camera and the time they approach the register to ide
[15:48] <jonathans> and then ask them if they saw anything suspicious
[15:49] <Twin`> it was a bowling alley
[15:49] <jonathans> o rly
[15:49] <jonathans> well that makes it easier since people do not use the bathrooms as often
[15:49] <Workdug> and they type their names into the lanes
[15:49] <jonathans> since they are far more disgusting than in large stores
[15:50] <Twin`> bowling alley toilets actually aren't that bad here
[15:50] <jonathans> the alley i go to, you pay after bowling
[15:50] <jonathans> but it wouldn't matter, they're still on camera paying
[15:50] <jonathans> before or after you can identify the same people
[15:50] <Twin`> Rjx: i have alot of problems forming ideas into words
[15:52] <Kurin> Is there a word for fear of toilet seats?
[15:52] <Twin`> just, now i do alot better at recognizing when i'm fighting an uphill battle
[15:54] <jestuh> /click Workdug
[15:54] <jestuh> oops
[15:54] <jestuh> ;[
[15:54] <Twin`> i don't think so kurin
[15:54] <Twin`> not one on the phobialist
[15:54] <Rjx> doesn't 'irhabi' mean 'terrorist'?
[15:54] <ThErO> TERRORISTS WHERE?!?!?!
[15:54] <Rjx> 00:51 -!- Irhabi [patrick@one.man.army.mil.pn] has quit [Read error: Operation
[15:54] <Rjx> !cc .pn
[15:54] <pinkboa> .pn: Pitcairn
[15:54] <Twin`> i do believe so rjx
[15:55] <Kurin> Wasn't there something the other day about some hacker calling himself irabi
[15:55] <Kurin> I guess not
[15:55] <Twin`> yea there was
[15:55] <Twin`> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/25/AR20060325000
[15:56] <Twin`> closer to 2-3 weeks ago though
[15:57] <TheroPT> err
[15:57] <TheroPT> did anyone see what it said for my quit?
[15:57] <Twin`> you quit?
[15:57] <TheroPT> err nvm
[15:58] <TheroPT> stupid mIRC
[15:58] <TheroPT> "Software ABortion"
[15:58] <TheroPT> abortion my ass
[15:58] <Twin`> the other you hasn't timed out yet i don't think
[15:58] <mutante> Kurin: http://paxalles.blogs.com/paxalles/2005/09/baddy_irhabi_00.html
[15:58] <mutante> Baddy Irhabi 007: Jihadi James Bond
[16:04] <jmx> if only your mother had aborted you thero
[16:18] <gareli> DCC Send from Zenia23 rejected (TrialXXXView.rar, file type ignored)
[16:18] <gareli> cute
[16:19] <Rjx> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/118571_0188246f5532ffa93d4bf4140acc9807.j
[16:19] <Rjx> nsfw
[16:20] <mutante> waah
[16:20] <Workdug> hahaha
[16:20] <mutante> now i learned the acronym
[16:20] <mutante> ..the hard way
[16:20] <jmx> haha
[16:29] <jmx> http://disloyal.org/?show=793
[16:33] <jmx> haha owned http://www.xanga.com/althewaytothe_endzone/431199599/item.html
[16:35] <Workdug> xanga is so gay
[16:37] <jmx> yes
[16:39] <jmx> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0413061condi1.html
[16:41] <Workdug> old
[16:45] <Spidey> damnit
[16:45] <Spidey> i forgot about jeopardy tonight
[16:46] <jmx> i could have told them this without the study http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/techno
[16:47] <jmx> Most people using a search engine expect to find what they are looking for on t
[16:47] <jmx> At most, people will go through three pages of results before giving up
[16:47] <jmx> what a stupid study
[16:47] <terminal> whar is dekkon!
[16:47] <Tarkaan> dekkon.
[16:48] <geck> if I don't find what I want on the first page
[16:48] <geck> I refine my search terms
[16:48] <Catcher> 18:09:11 -!- dekkon (~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-211-4.ironoh.adelph
[16:51] <jestuh> holy shit it's already 7
[16:51] <jestuh> today is flying
[16:51] <jestuh> ;[
[16:51] <terminal> word
[16:51] <geck> <3 terminal
[16:51] <michael`> Maj. Gen. Charles H. Swannack Jr. became the fifth retired senior general
[16:52] <michael`> i heard that rumsfeld tried to resign once but bush refused to let him
[16:52] <jestuh> he's tried to resign several times
[16:53] <gareli> bush won't let him resign because he's an excellent puppet
[16:53] <terminal> HEY, gecko
[16:53] <terminal> why is your download so slow
[16:53] <terminal> ;
[16:53] <terminal> ;[
[16:53] <jestuh> rofl
[16:54] <michael`> i don't think he's a puppet
[16:54] <michael`> i think bush is just a stubborn little bitch
[16:54] <jestuh> yeah doesn't want to appear weak
[16:54] <jmx> someone needs to do the thinking in the white house
[16:54] <jestuh> he's very stubborn and inept
[16:54] <geck> terminal, you mean my upload?
[16:54] <geck> because uhh
[16:54] <geck> really
[16:54] <geck> I don't know why it's so slow
[16:54] <geck> I have 8mbit down
[16:55] <geck> but the upload is such crap
[16:55] <terminal> are you behind a router/firewall?
[16:55] <geck> ya, behind a shitty linksys
[16:55] <terminal> did you forward ports?
[16:55] <geck> yeap
[16:55] <terminal> oh
[16:55] <terminal> weird
[16:55] <geck> what speeds are you getting?
[16:55] <michael`> when i think of bush and rumsfeld and the gang
[16:55] <terminal> my dad is only getting like 7kb/s from you
[16:55] <michael`> i always think of the music from fog of war now
[16:55] <geck> :-/
[16:55] <geck> gay
[16:55] <geck> it should never be below 10
[16:55] <terminal> :(
[16:56] <geck> I'll check it out tonight
[16:56] <jestuh> <Rjx> i did invent a time machine once
[16:56] <jestuh> <Rjx> there was a slight mixup, things got out of control
[16:56] <jestuh> <Rjx> now everyone is white
[16:56] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[16:56] <terminal> jestuh: you're a BTE fan eh?
[16:56] <geck> when I'm home
[16:56] <jestuh> well i snagged 3 cds for my roomie so i figured might as well have the whole
[16:56] <jestuh> ;[
[16:56] <terminal> word
[16:56] <terminal> you dig that 100kb/s
[16:56] <terminal> :P
[16:56] <jestuh> ;x
[16:57] <jestuh> Phae0017: i ordered a pizza online!
[16:57] <jestuh> Phae0017: damn online delivery
[16:57] <jestuh> Phae0017: they charged me
[16:57] <jestuh> Phae0017: but they sent the pizza to the hotmail account
[16:57] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[16:57] <terminal> and that's capped =x
[16:57] <jestuh> haha nice
[16:57] <wind> hui2uamy
[16:57] <jestuh> only i can talk to amy like that
[16:57] <jestuh> ;[
[16:57] <Spidey> kill
[16:57] <wind> ;[
[16:57] <Workdug> kil
[16:57] <Spidey> ~14gb my ass, jestuh
[16:57] <Spidey> :X
[16:58] <jestuh> THAT'S ALL I HAVE
[16:58] <jestuh> ;x
[16:58] <wind> lol
[16:58] <wind> i have more porn somewhere
[16:58] <wind> mostly on dvds
[16:58] <Spidey> me too, i have a lot of offline stuff
[16:59] <Spidey> i need to organize what i do have up, though
[16:59] <Spidey> shit is just scattered over 3 hard drives
[17:01] <wind> no one wants to dl my porn :(
[17:01] <jestuh> can't you passive fucker ;x
[17:01] <jestuh> someone d/l all wind's shit so i can peep it ;[
[17:01] <Spidey> lemme see if i can list
[17:02] <wind> yey
[17:02] <Spidey> w0rd
[17:02] <Spidey> http://www.bolt.com/417supra/video/565566?cn=STREAM_417supra_video_large_PAG
[17:03] <Spidey> :o
[17:03] <jestuh> you car whore
[17:03] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 100
[17:03] <Tarkaan> murderer
[17:03] <Spidey> ;[
[17:04] <wind> hahaha
[17:05] <wind> that white car wooped someones ass
[17:05] <Spidey> they weren't racing :P
[17:05] <wind> oh
[17:05] <Spidey> dude was testing
[17:05] <Spidey> gay 3spd auto ;[
[17:06] <Spidey> thing fuckin disappeared though
[17:06] <Spidey> http://videos.streetfire.net/search/Skyline/9/B75FEC7F-6311-4025-92AD-94D162
[17:07] <Spidey> now that's a raping
[17:07] <jestuh> you working yet you bum?
[17:08] <Spidey> neg ;[
[17:08] <jestuh> maybe you should be submitting your resume places instead of watching car vi
[17:08] <jestuh> just a suggestion
[17:08] <jestuh> ;x!
[17:08] <Spidey> haha
[17:08] <Spidey> i agree
[17:08] <Spidey> but i am waiting on new lawyer to fix me up
[17:08] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 50
[17:09] <jestuh> with what?
[17:09] <Spidey> license!
[17:09] <jestuh> you still can't drive?!
[17:09] <Spidey> i can, just not legally
[17:09] <jestuh> you can get an exemption for a real job
[17:10] <Spidey> i haven't really even looked into that
[17:10] <jestuh> GET ON IT$%^%^#$
[17:10] <Spidey> i just want this shit overwith, i haven't had a f'n license since 2004
[17:10] <jestuh> and no job since 1999
[17:10] <Spidey> haha
[17:10] <jestuh> when the 'party' started
[17:10] <jestuh> ;x
[17:10] <Spidey> no way!
[17:11] <Spidey> i had a stable job until august of '05
[17:11] <Spidey> then went through a couple shit jobs
[17:11] <Spidey> last one was in like, november though i think
[17:11] <Spidey> ;[
[17:11] <jestuh> <bat0s> There was a police raid last week at my neighbors house for dr
[17:11] <jestuh> <bat0s> Then this week the owner returned and tried to burn the house
[17:11] <jestuh> <bat0s> Now my mom is all worried about locking the doors and not goin
[17:11] <jestuh> <bat0s> But then she leaves for her boyfriends house for three days.
[17:11] <jestuh> <bat0s> She's like "I don't feel safe here. So long son, there are som
[17:11] <jestuh> <Juniper> Gotta love that maternal instinct.
[17:11] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[17:12] <jestuh> YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER?!
[17:12] <jestuh> go get another shit job while you keep looking
[17:12] <Spidey> :\
[17:12] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[17:12] <jestuh> tthorngen123: look how bad kkk.com is designed
[17:12] <jestuh> wow he's right
[17:12] <Spidey> also that quote sounds exactly like some story a guy posted on supraforums
[17:12] <jestuh> i should redesign it for them
[17:12] <jestuh> too bad they are religious
[17:12] <jestuh> ;[
[17:14] <jestuh> <JayBell> IRC has taught me a girl in a bath tub isn't always a good t
[17:14] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[17:15] <orge> lol
[17:15] <orge> kill
[17:15] <Tarkaan> haha a local news special on tweakers
[17:15] <Tarkaan> and kill
[17:16] <jestuh> <Spoz> Holy crap, funniest thing happened today and I have to come on
[17:16] <jestuh> <Spoz> I was waiting at the bus stop and theres a bus company here cal
[17:16] <jestuh> <Spoz> and theres this huge line, with like 4 black guys in the middle
[17:16] <jestuh> <Kolas01> lol!
[17:16] <jestuh> <Kolas01> did they look pissed?
[17:16] <jestuh> <Spoz> just as the first black guy gets to the door, the driver holds
[17:16] <jestuh> <Kolas01> rofl
[17:16] <jestuh> amusing
[17:17] <orge> that is funny
[17:17] <orge> to bad he had to say <Spoz> Holy crap, funniest thing happened today and
[17:17] <Tsuta> ...lol
[17:17] <Tsuta> yeah
[17:18] <Tsuta> ack
[17:18] <Tsuta> my site is now bolded >.>
[17:18] <Tsuta> interesting? <.<''
[17:18] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 100
[17:19] <jestuh> haha Tsuta
[17:19] <jestuh> fyi i'm modding on bash.org currently
[17:19] <Tsuta> omg. was mine killed?
[17:19] <Tsuta> oh
[17:19] <Tsuta> bash
[17:19] <Tsuta> phew
[17:19] <jestuh> don't think it has been modded yet
[17:19] <Tsuta> i was talkin bout qdb
[17:19] <jestuh> ya i know
[17:19] <Tsuta> mine has an awesome score?
[17:19] <jestuh> just wanted to clear it up
[17:19] <Tsuta> haha. 62/66
[17:21] <Tsuta> though i did submit to bash too, but i doubted it would get through at all
[17:22] <jestuh> it's a toss up so i normally let people in here vote on em
[17:23] <jmx> that way if people hate them you can blame us?
[17:24] <jestuh> exactly
[17:24] <Workdug> <shinakuma> what res do i have if i have 1280x1024
[17:24] <Workdug> <kaiser_justus> shinakuma: what kind of fruit do i have if i have a l
[17:24] <Workdug> <shinakuma> i dont' know what
[17:24] <Workdug> <shinakuma> lime?
[17:24] <Workdug> <shinakuma> kaiser what is the answer
[17:24] <Workdug> <shinakuma> oh citrus fruit
[17:24] <Workdug> Comment: #kawaii-radio !
[17:24] <Workdug> akn
[17:24] <jmx> i kinda like that one
[17:24] <jestuh> a
[17:24] <jestuh> that's the one in question
[17:25] <Sohcahtoa> approve
[17:25] <Tsuta> lol
[17:25] <Tsuta> that was in question?
[17:25] <Workdug> <Darien> Apple Menu -> System Preferences -> Sharing -> Serv
[17:25] <Workdug> <Darien> then you can mount her wherever you want
[17:25] <Workdug> akn?
[17:25] <jmx> k
[17:25] <jestuh> k
[17:26] <Tarkaan> eh
[17:26] <Tarkaan> that's ok
[17:26] <Workdug> <orph> sigh, the sucky thing about open source is that people don't t
[17:26] <Workdug> <stuart> orph: just do what i do
[17:26] <Workdug> <stuart> know that all ideas are yours and expect that everyone else
[17:26] <Workdug> <orph> stuart: what a good idea. i'm glad i thought of it!
[17:26] <Tarkaan> would be funnay if someone said it in here
[17:26] <Tarkaan> k
[17:26] <sxh> pos ninja shit
[17:26] <sxh> well fgts
[17:26] <Tsuta> lol.
[17:27] <sxh> i guess i'm upgrading to windows 64 bit
[17:27] <sxh> wish a nigger luck
[17:27] <jestuh> good luck nigga
[17:27] <Workdug> <werro> damnit :/
[17:27] <Workdug> <werro> my dad found my porn
[17:27] <Workdug> <Bob112> So what? I bet my dad knows I have porn.
[17:27] <Workdug> <werro> but my dad didnt know Im gay :/
[17:27] <Workdug> <Bob112> Um, like, neither did I
[17:27] <Workdug> akn
[17:27] <Workdug> last one
[17:27] <Tarkaan> a
[17:27] <Tarkaan> that's bash
[17:27] <Tarkaan> ?
[17:27] <Tsuta> it is
[17:27] <Workdug> qdb.us
[17:27] <jmx> heh
[17:27] <Tarkaan> I swear I've seen it before
[17:27] <jestuh> i approved that one on bash
[17:27] <jestuh> ;[
[17:27] <Tsuta> i have too
[17:27] <Tsuta> yeah, winnar
[17:28] <Workdug> <Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the
[17:28] <Workdug> <Yoshi> Here's a hint, J
[17:28] <Workdug> <J> wat
[17:28] <Workdug> <J> wats my hint
[17:28] <Workdug> (raelly last one)
[17:28] <jestuh> haha approve
[17:28] <Workdug> really *
[17:28] <Tarkaan> HAhahaa
[17:28] <Workdug> approving
[17:28] <Tarkaan> that's not bad
[17:28] <Tsuta> hahaha
[17:28] <Workdug> ok one more
[17:28] <Tsuta> thats a good one
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: note to self
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: if you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: it will however get you VERY drunk
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: you will throw up a couple of times
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: and you will fall down at least once
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: and will wake up your room mate twice
[17:28] <Workdug> TheUser368: you'll have to ask him to wet a washcloth so that you can wipe
[17:28] <Tsuta> lol. one more, right
[17:29] <Tarkaan> k
[17:29] <Tarkaan> that's too true
[17:29] <jmx> k
[17:29] <Workdug> it's harder to be a nazi when the better quotes float to the top
[17:29] <Workdug> right jester?
[17:29] <jestuh> haha indeed
[17:29] <Tsuta> what is "akn" ?
[17:29] <Workdug> approve / kill / nothing
[17:29] <jestuh> easy to approve new quotes when there is community modding
[17:29] <Tsuta> ahhh
[17:29] <Workdug> the three choices a moderator has for each quote
[17:30] <Tsuta> okies
[17:30] <Tsuta> i thought it was approve, ksomething, no.
[17:30] <Workdug> * Moderating as pen...
[17:30] <Workdug> * Finished! 5 approved, and 4 killed.
[17:30] <Tsuta> confused me.
[17:30] <geck> hmm
[17:30] <Workdug> wow, april has been pretty quiet
[17:30] <Workdug> http://qdb.us/archive
[17:30] <jmx> heh you dont kill them by the hundreds
[17:30] <Workdug> i don't have time to mod a hundred right now
[17:30] <Workdug> i'm supposed to be meeting up with some people at a bar
[17:30] <Workdug> at 8pm
[17:30] <Workdug> l8rs
[17:31] <Tarkaan> hrmmm
[17:31] <Tarkaan> [19:32] #lost unable to join channel (address is banned)
[17:32] <Tarkaan> can anyone join that?
[17:33] <jestuh> not trying
[17:33] <Tsuta> i don't get the spellbot one.
[17:34] <jmx> jestuh, anyone link the girls heart being restarted?
[17:35] <jestuh> no but i've seen it
[17:37] <poopy> jestuh just approved 1, and killed 99
[17:37] <jestuh> 1 new quote outta 400
[17:37] <jestuh> please kill me
[17:38] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4904914.stm 12 year old girl's heart re
[17:38] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4904914.stm - 12 year old girl's hear
[17:38] <jmx> lol
[17:38] <Tsuta> whoa, 10 years
[17:38] <Twin`> what the hell
[17:38] <jmx> a good selection today eh jester?
[17:39] <Twin`> that's like
[17:39] <Twin`> frankenstein shit
[17:39] <Tsuta> oooh
[17:39] <jestuh> oh yeah and i'm not in an approving mood
[17:39] <Tsuta> it was her old heart
[17:39] <Tsuta> aww jestuh
[17:39] <Tsuta> mine was cool ;P
[17:39] <Twin`> ohhh
[17:39] <Twin`> the article title is misleading
[17:39] <Tsuta> yeah, it is
[17:39] <Twin`> i t
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