Session Start: Wed Apr 12 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <pinin> he gave the speech in front of a huge blue sky mural
[00:00] <pinin> with peace doves
[00:00] <pinin> soo hilarious
[00:00] <jmx> lol
[00:00] <pinin> ok time for next practice test
[00:00] <jmx> http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/irannukesdance_cp_9822154.jpg
[00:00] <jmx> that one?
[00:00] <HTID> guys
[00:00] <pinin> hahaha yeah that's one angle
[00:01] <HTID> so who in here is naked right now?
[00:02] <jmx> .link http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060411/hiv_vials_06
[00:02] <poopy> jmx - http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060411/hiv_vials_
[00:06] <Twin> who the fuck steals blood
[00:06] <jmx> some idiot apparently
[00:07] <cactus> some canadian
[00:07] <cactus> most likely
[00:08] <jmx> male kindergarten teachers have become a target for people suspicious of men wh
[00:08] <jmx> http://news.tbo.com/news/metro/MGBCK5Y4ULE.html
[00:09] <finn__> anybody here have a waterpipe (not bong)?
[00:10] <var> yez
[00:11] <finn__> how's it with the tobacco in your country?
[00:11] <finn__> is it still moist enough?
[00:11] <var> i only use it for herb
[00:11] <var> heh
[00:11] <finn__> k
[00:12] <var> i smoke kools
[00:12] <finn__> sounds expensive
[00:12] <var> otherwise
[00:12] <pinin> VAR IS A HIPPIE
[00:12] <finn__> kools?
[00:12] <var> a brand of menthol cigarettes
[00:12] <var> mostly marketed to black ppl
[00:12] <var> they got lots of 2 for 1 specials
[00:12] <jmx> http://www.strumpette.com/index.php?/archives/80-Cleavage-Day-Draws-Renewed-Att
[00:12] <pinin> and vars of the world
[00:12] <pinin> ;x
[00:12] <var> yes
[00:13] <finn__> who'd smoke menthols?
[00:13] <var> lots of ppl
[00:13] <finn__> not here in germany
[00:13] <finn__> menthols are for kids
[00:14] <qoreqyas> like all the other cigarettes, ack
[00:14] <finn__> yeah, but menthols are for smaller kids
[00:15] <var> and dopers
[00:15] <var> and folks with congestion i suppose
[00:18] <maru> Menthols are for black people
[00:20] <jmx> .link http://blog.wired.com/weirdusb/ Weird USB devices
[00:20] <poopy> jmx - http://blog.wired.com/weirdusb/ - Weird USB devices - queued
[00:21] <jmx> lol http://blog.wired.com/weirdusb/index.album?i=4&s=
[00:22] <Twin> http://blog.wired.com/weirdusb/index.album?i=5
[00:22] <Twin> HA
[00:22] <Twin> eye massager my ass
[00:24] <jmx> lol
[00:24] <jmx> indeed
[00:24] <jmx> looks like it would be good for a poke in the eye though
[00:26] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/science_aliens_dc Telescope scans sky for alie
[00:26] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/science_aliens_dc - Telescope scans sky for
[00:27] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/energy_gasoline_price_dc experts predict recor
[00:27] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/energy_gasoline_price_dc - experts predict r
[00:28] <Twin> i don't see why you have to be an expert to predict it
[00:28] <Twin> i can go to the gas station and observe the fucking trend myself
[00:28] <jmx> you are an expert twin
[00:28] <jmx> you could go on tv
[00:28] <jmx> spout of some bullshit and make the big bucks
[00:29] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/italy_mafia_arrest_dc Mafia boss arrested afte
[00:29] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/italy_mafia_arrest_dc - Mafia boss arrested
[00:29] <Twin> i dunno, it's just, to me, it sort of defeats the purpose in being an expert,
[00:31] <Twin> it's like being an expert on the color of the sky
[00:31] <Twin> or rather, what color the sky is
[00:31] <jmx> being an expert is about sounding like you know what you are talking about as y
[00:31] <jmx> so if you can sound wise and informed about the colour of the sky, than you cou
[00:32] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[00:33] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_baseball Cheney
[00:33] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_baseball - Ch
[00:35] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_go_ot/archive_secrecy Previousl
[00:35] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_go_ot/archive_secrecy - Previ
[00:36] <Twin> i'm hittin the sack.
[00:37] <jmx> night
[00:37] <pinin> latuh twin
[00:39] <pinin> Cheney wore a red-and-blue Nationals jacket that seemed bulky, perhaps filled
[00:39] <pinin> hahaha
[00:40] <jmx> why's he wearing the bullet proof vest?
[00:40] <jmx> shouldnt the spectators and players be the ones looking for protection?
[00:41] <glen2> Maybe his jacket was full of guns, like that lobby scean on the Matrix.
[00:41] <jmx> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/12/trophy_system/
[00:41] <pinin> haha glen
[00:42] <jmx> BT has brushed off Carphone Warehouse's "free" broadband offer calling it a "cl
[00:42] <jmx> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/11/carphone_bt_ploy/
[00:43] <jmx> The Carphone Warehouse reckons its new broadband bundle, which will be made ava
[00:44] <pinin> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/princesjay81/0.gif
[00:44] <pinin> oldie but goodie
[00:45] <jmx> lol
[00:45] <jmx> The US has told China to get its environmental act togther ahead of the 2008 Be
[00:47] <jmx> A teenage girl acknowledged making about 1,000 fake 911 calls from her cell pho
[00:47] <jmx> Police said some of the calls made this month lasted several minutes, and one l
[00:47] <jmx> they cant hang up on her?
[00:48] <pinin> nope
[00:48] <jmx> The girl's name was not released because she is a minor.
[00:48] <jmx> and theyve gotta change that shit
[00:48] <pinin> she's fucked though
[00:48] <jmx> lol
[00:48] <jmx> the whole not releasing names for minors is stupid
[00:50] <Kurin> is that why that kid's mom died?
[00:52] <jmx> you mean idiot prank callers?
[00:53] <Kurin> yeah
[00:53] <jmx> doesnt help does it
[00:54] <pinin> aight niggaz bedtime
[00:54] <pinin> latuh
[00:57] <jmx> i should sleep too
[01:05] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[01:27] <Teepo2> http://getitrightandyouwin.ytmnd.com/
[01:27] <Teepo2> :p
[01:28] <Teepo2> this can be good to pass up a few hours
[01:37] <Teepo2> www.penisland.com its not what you think it would be...
[01:37] <Teepo2> www.penisland.net
[01:37] <Teepo2> sorry
[01:38] <Teepo2> www.penisland.com MIGHT be what you think it is.. but www.penisland.net isnt
[01:39] <Teepo2> OMFG WTF
[01:39] <Teepo2> http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/a/9/3a909525256462fddd7d9f517d751a6c.jpg
[01:45] <timmo> w2
[01:45] <poopy> timmo Temp 50F/10C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:04PM; high:(lower 60s) low:
[01:46] <Ifrit> bwhaah
[01:46] <Ifrit> that indian guy in 40 year old virgin is hilarious
[01:51] <Teratogen> do I look like a turban guy!?
[01:55] <Teepo2> wtf
[01:56] <Ifrit> baaaah
[01:57] <Ifrit> fucking )(Y)#HFVP(QB
[01:57] <Ifrit> one prog crashes and it drags the whole comp trough the swamps of laggy death
[01:58] <Ifrit> and then it takes half an hour for the tast manageer to come up
[01:59] <Teepo2> hey ifrit.. you just whooped my ass in FFXI
[01:59] <Ifrit> and when it does theres three of it
[01:59] <Teepo2> i hate you
[01:59] <Ifrit> Teepo2, yeah, blame me for doing my fucking job
[02:00] <Ifrit> kicking all your asses ;[
[02:00] <Teepo2> well its your fault.. you just had to fucking 2 hour when i nearly had you
[02:00] <Teepo2> you and leviathan can both suck my dick
[02:00] <Ifrit> I've never plauyed XI, dude
[02:00] <Teepo2> lol
[02:01] <Teepo2> you have to fight the summons to get them as summoner
[02:01] <Teepo2> ifrit and leviathan keep whooping my ass
[02:01] <Ifrit> i know
[02:01] <Ifrit> DAMN FUCK TASK MANAGER WORK AARG
[02:01] <Teepo2> 2 hour is their special move that they use once a battle.. and if you get th
[02:02] <Teepo2> ifrits 2 hour hit me for nearly 2000 damage.. no one in the game has that mu
[02:02] <Ifrit> Well, I'm just that bad ass
[02:02] <timmo> http://www.makezine.com/blog/i-am-8-bit-contest-winners-20060410033915091-000
[02:03] * timmo changes topic to 'http://www.makezine.com/blog/i-am-8-bit-contest-winners-200604100
[02:03] <Teepo2> i say you hack ifrit
[02:03] <Ifrit> hallelujah
[02:03] <Teepo2> square is hiring hacking mobs
[02:05] * Teepo2 is now known as Teepo
[02:06] <Teepo> hrm. i haven't played WoW in over a month
[02:06] <Teepo> i should probaby just cancel the account
[02:06] <Teepo> FFXI has had my attention lately
[02:13] <Rjx> http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveit25.jpg
[02:13] <Rjx> that's pretty clever
[02:13] <Ifrit> Well, i was without a connection for 6.5 months, so i'm still playing
[02:15] <Ifrit> wow
[02:17] <timmo> rjx: http://games.ign.com/articles/700/700977p1.html
[02:17] <Rjx> also http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Damned%20banana
[02:20] <Rjx> haha those contest entries are pretty cracked out
[02:30] <Stereo``> yeah
[02:30] <Rjx> apparently steve wozniak gets hundreds of wrong number calls a day
[02:30] <Rjx> mainly from babies
[02:30] <Rjx> because his number is 888-8888
[02:30] <Stereo``> haha
[02:31] <maff> xdmcp is the best ever
[02:31] <Rjx> Just silence. Or, not silence really, but dead air, sometimes with the sound of
[02:31] <Rjx> Then, one day, with the phone pressed to his ear, Woz heard a woman say, at a d
[02:31] <Rjx> Suddenly, it all made sense: the hundreds of calls, the dead air, the gurgling
[02:32] <Stereo``> phone number here is 4328111 ... there's some pizza place with the number
[02:33] <ExZippo> http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=naxresized0jl.jpg
[02:33] <Stereo``> most of the people are just ones from the people who used to have this num
[02:33] <Stereo``> but those stopped about ..5 years after we got it
[02:39] <Rjx> haha http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/9610_doom3_released.jpg
[02:39] <Rjx> that always makes me laugh
[02:44] <ExZippo> http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=b65ingenue2020044py.jpg
[02:47] <Kurin> That looks uncomfortable
[02:47] <Kurin> But also hot
[02:47] <Rjx> http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051017l.jpg
[02:56] <ExZippo> http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=479373755l4il.jpg
[02:57] <ExZippo> and here's one for timmo: http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=47476964
[03:01] <Stereo``> ok that was kinda weird
[03:02] <Stereo``> 2 news bits about fatal pedestrian+car hits.. and after the second one the
[03:02] <Stereo``> just in case you can't count to 2 i guess
[03:02] <ExZippo> Is this in america?
[03:04] <Stereo``> canada
[03:23] <Agent43> shit!
[03:48] <davu> hello all
[03:48] <davu> is there a proggie that could xtract from a jpg the text and save it as .doc o
[03:49] <Rjx> not that i know of, have you tried searching google for free OCR programs?
[03:49] <Rjx> the text would have to be _very_ clear
[03:50] <Kurin> Is there a program that can extract from a .doc the text?
[03:50] <Kurin> That would be hot
[03:50] <davu> thnx Rjx
[03:50] <Zom> Yeah, think of all the time that would be saved, Kurin
[03:50] <Kurin> Man it's awkward asking girls on craigslist if you can live with them
[03:50] <Zom> And all the jobs that would be lost :/
[03:50] <Rjx> .doc format is awesome
[03:50] * davu is now known as ohnedich
[03:50] <Rjx> i mean having a 100 character document that's several megabytes in size?
[03:51] <Rjx> who wouldn't want that
[03:51] <ExZippo> Kurin: Wait, what?
[03:51] <Kurin> I'm looking for a room in boston
[03:52] <Rjx> make sure to add that to this date nobody has ever caught you sniffing their pa
[03:52] <Kurin> But they did
[03:52] <Kurin> I posted about this on the SA forums
[03:52] <ExZippo> And that you have no rape convictions yet.
[03:52] <Kurin> You all laughed at me for like a year
[03:53] <ExZippo> Stress "yet"
[03:53] <Kurin> WINK
[03:53] <ExZippo> While stressing yet, unzip your pants
[03:55] <ExZippo> oh yay
[03:55] <ExZippo> they are going to use venus as a thing for global warming
[03:55] <ExZippo> I WINDER IF IT COULD BE DIFFRENT FROM EARTH AND ALSO A FUCKLOAD CLOSER TO T
[03:56] <Rjx> it's hotter than mercury
[03:56] <Rjx> even though mercury is closer
[03:56] <Rjx> due to the atmosphere
[03:56] <Rjx> which is a good model of how global warming works on earth
[03:56] <Rjx> prevents heat from leaving
[03:59] <ExZippo> I wonder if it could have been made up of totaly diffrent materials
[04:00] <ohnedich> well
[04:00] <ohnedich> one solution is to plant trees
[04:00] <ohnedich> and loose petrol as energy
[04:01] <ExZippo> um
[04:01] <ExZippo> what do you think plants do at night?
[04:01] <ohnedich> fuck each other
[04:02] <ohnedich> green orgy
[04:17] <Aj0\wrk> hi :-)
[04:17] <Aj0\wrk> http://www.ajo.es/widgets/adsense/ <--- a widget for watching the adse
[04:18] <Rjx> are you someone we know
[04:18] <Rjx> or just spamming
[04:18] <Aj0\wrk> I became a spammer this morning, sorry... I did it this night, and I'm impa
[04:18] <Aj0\wrk> sorry ;-]
[04:18] <Aj0\wrk> I'm just an impatient
[04:18] <Rjx> pay for some advertising
[04:18] <Rjx> spamming is a good way to get yourself blacklisted everywhere
[04:18] <Aj0\wrk> I earn nothing for it ;-)
[04:19] <Aj0\wrk> buy that's true
[04:19] <Aj0\wrk> buy -> but
[04:19] <Rjx> this does seem like it'd be useful, so don't get on peoples bad side;[
[04:43] <Thuryn> i didn't know you could have a backslash in a nick
[04:43] * |silicon is now known as \silicon
[04:43] * \silicon grabs a knife
[04:43] * \silicon is now known as |silicon
[04:44] <Thuryn> * \silicon cuts on himself
[04:47] <Rjx> up-up-down-down-syndrome
[05:05] <Ifrit> http://www.paypalwarning.com/can_i_join_in_the_lawsuit
[05:05] <Ifrit> insane
[05:05] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[05:22] <Oopsie> fapfapfap
[05:22] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:25] <Tark-Work> silly
[05:45] <Tark-Work> fooood
[05:51] <csqrl> oh shit
[05:51] <csqrl> ard 3
[05:52] <csqrl> And if you need to move files or folders to a single computer, the new, easy-
[05:52] <csqrl> finally
[05:53] <var> w kstl
[05:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Lambert-Saint Louis International, Missouri (63145) Conditions
[05:55] <csqrl> no upgrade option
[05:55] <csqrl> fuck ass
[06:23] * |sili is now known as sili
[06:30] <Tark-Work> I'm gonna lose it
[06:30] <Tark-Work> I'm using wget
[06:31] <Tark-Work> I need to use it to get a mirror of an ftp site.
[06:31] <Tark-Work> and only download new files.
[06:31] <Kurin> Why not use lftp
[06:31] <Tark-Work> wget ftp://user:pass@ftp.hostname.com -N -o wgetlog.txt
[06:31] <Tark-Work> I'm using windows.
[06:31] <Kurin> Well
[06:31] <Kurin> hahaha
[06:32] <Kurin> I think filezilla might do that
[06:32] <Kurin> So you're using wget from windows
[06:32] <Kurin> And neither wget nor windows will do what you want
[06:32] <Tark-Work> yes, there's a port.
[06:32] <Kurin> I'm glad I don't have your job
[06:32] <Tark-Work> you know what
[06:32] <Tark-Work> I don't have any fucking choice.
[06:32] <Kurin> About wget?
[06:33] <Tark-Work> you wanna go make ports of RSLogix, Linx, View, View32, and PanelBuilder
[06:33] <Tark-Work> but right now I gotta use what I got.'
[06:33] <Tark-Work> cause the software I use on a daily basis simply does not run under any o
[06:34] <Kurin> Do you have to mirror this ftp site regularly or just once?
[06:34] <Tark-Work> regularly.
[06:34] <Tark-Work> like, nightly
[06:34] <Tark-Work> as in..task scheduler :/
[06:37] <Tark-Work> -r
[06:38] <Tark-Work> welcome to recurstion club.
[06:38] <Tark-Work> recursion.
[06:38] <lude> Tark-Work: ncftp does what you want
[06:39] <lude> and I *believe* it's ported to winders
[06:39] <lude> yea, it is
[06:39] <Tark-Work> this wget port seems to be working fine.. I'll see how it does with time
[06:40] <Tark-Work> that's the real test.. if it only downloads the new switch with the -N s
[06:40] <Agent43> fuck
[06:41] <Thuryn> no thanks
[06:41] <Thuryn> i already ate
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <swight> http://www.livescience.com/scienceoffiction/060412_synthehol.html
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <swight> Hangover-free Buzz: Star Trek's Synthehol Now Possible
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...
[06:42] <tehpwner2> Lock, Stock...
[06:43] <swight> Bastard ruined my post
[07:01] <swight> hmmm, Russia and the UK have joined in condemning Iran. Russia could be goo
[07:02] <var> heh
[07:03] <Thuryn> hmmm... u.s., russia, and u.k.
[07:03] <Thuryn> sounds familiar....
[07:03] <swight> W
[07:03] <swight> W
[07:03] <swight> 3
[07:03] <Thuryn> yup
[07:03] <Thuryn> ;[
[07:03] <csqrl> china will side with iran
[07:03] <csqrl> well
[07:03] <csqrl> time to go to college
[07:03] <csqrl> as in, enroll
[07:03] <var> or be OLD like the var
[07:03] <var> :o)
[07:03] <csqrl> yeah
[07:03] <csqrl> ;[
[07:03] <csqrl> i got a bum ticker
[07:03] <csqrl> i bet i can get out of a draft
[07:03] <Thuryn> time to invest in radiation/hazmat suits
[07:04] <Thuryn> fortunately, i turn 31 this year
[07:04] <Thuryn> so no draft for me
[07:04] <Thuryn> though i'd serve
[07:04] <var> u think 9 am is to early for supreme frozen pizza ala jack's
[07:04] <swight> Never! Eat it while you can! The end is near! *takes out sign and heads for
[07:04] <var> stupidass kid turned the microwave on w/ some metal cookin rack in it surprise
[07:05] <var> but the mic is broke so the oven is all i haven
[07:05] <var> right now
[07:05] <Thuryn> metal won't make the microwave blow up
[07:05] <Thuryn> just makes pretty lights
[07:05] <var> well the mic
[07:05] <Tark-Work> OH NICE RECOVERY.. this wget port is the shiz
[07:05] <var> is now all short circuited
[07:05] <var> and beeps like a fire alarm and shit
[07:05] <var> out of the blue
[07:05] <swight> you can short out the ... thing if you do that tho
[07:05] <Thuryn> was it getting worn or damaged before?
[07:05] <swight> magnetron?
[07:05] <Thuryn> yes
[07:06] <Thuryn> oh you can certainly ruin it
[07:06] <swight> We've all seen Myth Busters!
[07:06] <Thuryn> and start fires if there's food in there too
[07:06] <var> no it worked fine i blame the fact that he was meaninig to only use the timer
[07:06] <var> and hit like 13 mins
[07:06] <Thuryn> mythbusters didn't mention catching the food on fire, thoguh
[07:06] <var> and it ran 4 or 5
[07:06] <Thuryn> and foods with lots of fat will burn like MAD
[07:07] <csqrl> i predict ping pong will make a comeback
[07:07] <var> i <3 the ping pong
[07:07] <csqrl> just like i started froing my hair in highschool
[07:07] <csqrl> then everyone did it
[07:08] <Thuryn> with 3-D competitive online pong games for the PS3
[07:08] <csqrl> man
[07:08] <csqrl> url curveball filetype:swf
[07:08] <pinkboa> - "curveball filetype:swf": http://allthingsflash.com/files/games/curveball
[07:08] <Thuryn> COMING SOON TO A WALMART NEAR YOU
[07:08] <csqrl> ^ multiplayer THAT
[07:08] <csqrl> would be so cool
[07:09] <Thuryn> what would be REALLY cool
[07:09] <Thuryn> is a paddle-controller that you swing at the screen
[07:09] <Thuryn> with a rumble pack in it
[07:10] <var> and a gyro in it to pickup spin
[07:10] <csqrl> coming to the nintendo revolution
[07:10] <Thuryn> if it had a mini cam in it, could it infer that from it's own position/motio
[07:11] <var> well i was thinking the gyro more for the rotation on the paddle not only its p
[07:12] <csqrl> or you could just go to the discobbq and enter the disco ping pong championsh
[07:12] <var> well yes
[07:12] <Thuryn> the rotation could be inferred, tohugh
[07:12] <var> but my serve is fierce
[07:12] <csqrl> where you will all be slaughtered
[07:12] <var> and my wingspan is uber
[07:12] <var> dont throw down
[07:12] <csqrl> i haven't played since highschool
[07:12] <var> unless u are ready
[07:12] <var> for doom
[07:12] <csqrl> i've played like 7 games in my life
[07:12] <var> oh
[07:12] <csqrl> but i was way into those 7 games
[07:12] <var> i used to play vs a shit ton of malaysian doods 10 yrs ago
[07:12] <csqrl> sheeite
[07:12] <var> :o)
[07:13] <csqrl> i'll still show you my natural ability to paddle balls
[07:13] <var> word
[07:13] <var> if theres one thing the world knows about the jdaug its his paddlin of the sack
[07:13] <var> pizza done back
[07:13] <csqrl> straight up
[07:15] <var> oh yeah
[07:22] <var> when is the bbq
[07:22] <var> anyway
[07:22] <csqrl> 6 months from january or february 06
[07:22] <var> so june-julyish
[07:22] <var> sometime
[07:22] <csqrl> june, july, aug?
[07:22] <csqrl> somewhere i there
[07:23] <var> k
[07:27] <issuez> w2
[07:27] <poopy> issuez Temp 46F/8C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:36PM; high:(lower 70s) low:
[07:31] <var> hai amy!
[07:31] <issuez> gudmorning2u
[07:32] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/priv/rg/rg1.jpg http://koa.la/bullshit/priv/rg/rg2.jpg
[07:32] <csqrl> from the latest bout
[07:32] <var> how things out rocky mountain high
[07:32] <issuez> fab
[07:32] <issuez> 9 days until nola & miami
[07:32] <var> solid
[07:32] <var> when are u thru here again?
[07:33] <issuez> apr 20-22 in nola, apr 22-30 in miami and then may 1-3 in gatlinburg visitin
[07:34] <issuez> its stupid
[07:34] <issuez> shes in fl right now
[07:34] <issuez> but she will be in tn in a week
[07:34] <issuez> id rather visit her in fl
[07:34] <issuez> =\
[07:35] <issuez> so i really dont know when im coming through st louis
[07:35] <issuez> unfort we have to stay in salina a night with our friends
[07:35] <issuez> i hate kansas
[07:36] <issuez> CURSE YOU AQUA SCUM
[07:38] <var> effin salina
[07:38] <jeek> <3 issuez
[07:38] <var> sheesh
[07:38] <jeek> best song evar: http://jeek.net/amb_old_girl.mp3
[07:41] <c-rOCK> i know youre barely listening.
[07:43] <issuez> hola jeekster
[07:45] <issuez> GOD
[07:45] <issuez> I WISH I WAS IN MIAMI RIGHT NOW
[07:45] <Rjx> welcome to miama
[07:45] <Rjx> </will_smith>
[07:45] <var> fuck miami
[07:45] <Spidey> w2
[07:45] <poopy> Spidey Temp 62.9F/17.2C; Wind 1mph; Conditions Overcast; Sunset 7:53PM; high:
[07:45] <var> how bout dem apples
[07:45] <issuez> haha i was singing that yesterday rjx
[07:45] <var> and fuck miami animal police too
[07:45] <issuez> fuck var
[07:45] <issuez> how bout dem oranges
[07:45] <var> haha
[07:46] <issuez> =D
[07:46] <var> i thought you were all purple mountain majesties and john denver co whatchu wan
[07:46] <issuez> sometimes even i have to get to a beach
[07:46] <Rjx> damn
[07:46] <Rjx> i am taking up major guitar practicing again
[07:47] <var> heeh
[07:47] <issuez> plus
[07:47] <Rjx> and have been walking long distances for exercises
[07:47] <issuez> my bridesmaid dress came in yesterday
[07:47] <Rjx> and now i have blisters pretty much everywhere
[07:47] <issuez> and im picking it up friday
[07:47] <Rjx> hands and feet
[07:47] <issuez> so im super super excited
[07:47] <issuez> about going to miami
[07:47] <var> haha
[07:47] <issuez> my 371$ bridesmaid dress
[07:47] <var> does it make u look phat
[07:47] <issuez> my wedding dress was only 420$
[07:48] <issuez> dunno i havent tried it on yet
[07:48] <Rjx> did they just get a white tent and add frills?
[07:48] <issuez> itll probably make me look FAT because of the colors
[07:48] <issuez> tangerine and fuscia chiffon
[07:48] <Rjx> bleach a big top
[07:48] <issuez> <h8
[07:48] <issuez> at least my shoes are fabulous
[07:48] <issuez> but i dropped the cordless drill on my pinky toe so its swollen and black an
[07:49] <issuez> hopefully it will be okie by the 29th
[07:49] <Rjx> way to show up the bride
[07:49] <issuez> haha
[07:49] <issuez> oh shes not pregnant anymore ;(
[07:49] <Rjx> i'm gathering a list of interesting domains for my next project
[07:49] <Rjx> and i found that filthyliberal.com isn't registered
[07:49] <Rjx> i thought i'd let you get in on that first
[07:50] <issuez> so the bachelorette party in south beach is back on
[07:50] <Rjx> she isn't pregnant anymore?
[07:50] <Rjx> miscarriage or abortion
[07:50] <Rjx> or...birth
[07:50] <issuez> mis
[07:50] <var> the tangerine will make u bloat
[07:50] <Rjx> dang
[07:50] <issuez> she miscarried the same day i started my period
[07:50] <Rjx> how far along?
[07:50] <issuez> wonder twins activate
[07:50] <var> form of bloody vaginal discharge
[07:50] <issuez> not very
[07:51] <Rjx> i felt pretty bad about sara's cousin
[07:51] <issuez> not as far as i was
[07:51] <Rjx> who was in like, the 6 or 7th month of pregnancy
[07:51] <Rjx> baby just died
[07:51] <issuez> i was 3 months
[07:51] <issuez> damn
[07:51] <csqrl> whowhat
[07:51] <issuez> that does suck
[07:51] <csqrl> you were pregnant before?
[07:51] <var> with my alien love child
[07:51] <issuez> last july i had a miscarriage
[07:51] <Rjx> weird thing is, the kid was going to be named Hunter, after HST (the father was
[07:51] <csqrl> sheeite
[07:51] <csqrl> i had no idea
[07:51] <Rjx> the baby died around the same day of HST's suicide
[07:51] <Rjx> anniversary
[07:52] <Rjx> yeah i didn't know about that either
[07:52] <issuez> i only told tim and var =\ soirEE guyz
[07:52] <csqrl> i see how it is
[07:52] <Rjx> ;[
[07:52] <Rjx> i'm going to break your car window
[07:52] <Rjx> and leave a rose on the seat
[07:52] <issuez> WHATEVA JOSH YOU PROBABLY WERENT EVEN AROUND
[07:52] <csqrl> my older sister had two miscarriages
[07:53] <csqrl> before having two supremely beautiful and intelligent babies
[07:53] <issuez> word
[07:53] <csqrl> and i sincerely hope my younger sister never reproduces
[07:53] <csqrl> dear god.
[07:53] <issuez> hahaha
[07:53] <Rjx> they'll probably look like her gingerbread men
[07:53] <csqrl> ahahah
[07:53] <csqrl> yeah
[07:53] <csqrl> they'll probably wind up looking pretty good
[07:53] <csqrl> but they're going to be dumb
[07:53] <csqrl> the hubby ain't too sharp
[07:54] <csqrl> maybe the sister has some hidden josh genes
[07:54] <issuez> as long as you have something to get you through life
[07:54] <issuez> wouldnt that be awesome
[07:54] <Rjx> intelligence ain't too genetic, the kids might turn out smart
[07:54] <csqrl> and she'll hve a genius baby
[07:54] <issuez> hahahaha
[07:54] <issuez> little joshs running around saying how stupid mommy is
[07:54] <csqrl> haha
[07:54] <Rjx> cursing her baking
[07:54] <csqrl> dear god that would be such a sweet final victory against my sister
[07:54] <issuez> GOD MOM YOU FUCKING SUCK
[07:54] <var> hahaha
[07:55] <Rjx> yahoo's crawlers are fucking retarded
[07:56] <csqrl> yahoo = CRAWL EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[07:56] <issuez> hah
[07:56] <Rjx> they're crawling the DNU backup dir on caffeinate.org
[07:56] <Rjx> twice a day
[07:56] <csqrl> MUST BEAT GOOGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[07:56] <Rjx> every day
[07:56] <Rjx> when nothing has changed for months
[07:56] <csqrl> word
[07:56] <Rjx> on syswear they still crawl shit that hasn't existed for years
[07:56] <csqrl> i still get hits for shit that hasn't existed for like
[07:56] <csqrl> 3 years
[07:56] <Rjx> every day
[07:56] <Rjx> yep
[07:56] <issuez> same
[07:56] <var> crawl this...
[07:57] <Rjx> the new msn search engine looked like it could've been decent
[07:57] <Rjx> but it fizzled out pretty fast
[07:57] <csqrl> mostly hype
[07:57] <Thuryn> defeated by googzilla!
[07:57] <csqrl> live.local.com, though
[07:57] <csqrl> hot
[07:57] <issuez> damn i need to go clothes shopping
[07:57] <csqrl> errr
[07:57] <csqrl> local.live.com!
[07:57] <issuez> i have nothing to wear in miami
[07:57] <issuez> i dont think my snowboarding pants would fit in
[07:58] <issuez> tragic i havent been to a beach in 7 years
[07:58] <csqrl> dang lady
[07:58] <issuez> well, ocean beach
[07:58] <csqrl> rg and i are vacationing to the beach this weekend
[07:58] <issuez> im on lakes all the time but they dont count
[07:58] <var> heh
[07:58] <csqrl> yeah fuck lakes
[07:58] <var> me either
[07:58] <issuez> which beach
[07:59] <csqrl> probably head to port a
[07:59] <csqrl> stop in corpitos to see the family
[07:59] <issuez> i wish you lived north texas
[07:59] <csqrl> WHY
[07:59] <issuez> since we're driving through to nola
[07:59] <csqrl> sheeite
[08:00] <csqrl> feel free to make a side trip to sa
[08:00] <csqrl> 6 hrs out of the way
[08:00] <issuez> i should have set the trip out 2 1/2 weeks
[08:00] <issuez> then i could have seen you and var and a few others
[08:01] <issuez> the bastard is already going to be on people meeting overload anyways
[08:01] <var> yep]
[08:01] <issuez> hes like a freakin hermit sometimes
[08:01] <csqrl> fuck that
[08:01] <var> <-- is a hermit
[08:01] <var> verified
[08:01] <csqrl> werd
[08:01] <issuez> haha
[08:02] <csqrl> time to finish setting up this pain in the ass
[08:02] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/pong/ SOON TO BE COMLETED
[08:02] <issuez> the bastard is pissed because if jason doesnt fly out at the end of the week
[08:02] <issuez> for the bachelor party
[08:03] <issuez> i told him to go to a bar and drink
[08:03] <issuez> i love it, he hates whores and strippers more than me
[08:03] <var> fantastic josh
[08:03] <var> haha
[08:03] <issuez> hes like 'what if i touch something and some kind of STD gets on me'
[08:03] <var> i'd already cleared u and the bastards visit w/ the womang
[08:04] <var> she was lookin fwd to it
[08:04] <issuez> i know hopefully we can at least go grab some food
[08:04] <var> hehe
[08:04] <issuez> we have test and tune day on may 6th so we're gonna be bookin it
[08:04] <issuez> no its ok var, because we're coming back through in june
[08:05] <issuez> we'll have a little more time
[08:05] <var> she keeps on lurking readin my screen and shit so if for some reason im comple
[08:05] <var> just come back in june
[08:05] <var> is when i was talking about
[08:05] <issuez> oh word
[08:05] <var> just dont make it the same date as josh bbq
[08:05] <var> that would be a faux pas
[08:05] <issuez> goddamn it
[08:05] <var> altho he is thinking more july or aug
[08:05] <var> on the bbq
[08:05] <var> anyway
[08:05] <var> blabbity blap
[08:05] <issuez> my summers are so goddamned busy, with racing, tris back east, #GI BBQs
[08:06] <issuez> WHY CANT YOU HAVE A GIBBQ IN THE WINTER
[08:06] <var> no reason to go back east
[08:06] <issuez> WE CAN GRILL IN THE WINTER
[08:06] <hermes> summers
[08:06] <var> yah thats a good point amy
[08:06] <issuez> we grill all the time in the winter
[08:06] <issuez> lol
[08:06] <issuez> hahaha
[08:06] <hermes> finishing work @3:30.. 20min drive to the beach.. 1hr swim.. 40min drive hom
[08:06] <var> shark attack
[08:07] <var> 20k worth of medical bills
[08:07] <issuez> i have to go back east, its where 95% of my family is
[08:07] <var> erectile dysfuction
[08:07] <var> thats a shame
[08:07] <csqrl> i'm totally open to the winter
[08:07] <issuez> why do you think i live in the west
[08:07] <var> haha i know
[08:07] <issuez> 1500 miles in between family dramas
[08:07] <issuez> that way, i can give my opinion
[08:07] <swight> hermes: I hate you, drop dead. - Signed, people who live close to the water,
[08:07] <finn__> aren't indians from the west?
[08:07] <issuez> and no one has to live with me
[08:08] <issuez> native americans are located all over
[08:08] <var> injuns
[08:08] <var> are from the west
[08:08] <issuez> northern, central and south americas
[08:08] <var> hehe
[08:08] <finn__> but the fun ones?
[08:08] <issuez> finnigan
[08:08] <var> outlaws
[08:08] <hermes> swight
[08:08] <finn__> sorry, joking ;p
[08:08] <issuez> =)
[08:08] <swight> hermes?
[08:09] <hermes> high - 24C toda
[08:09] <finn__> I'm gonna play poker today
[08:09] <swight> .w a1a 1r4
[08:09] <Tubbee> Saint Johns, Newfoundland (47.6°N/52.7°W, 140M); Last Updated: 12:30 PM NDT;
[08:09] <finn__> first time with proper chips and stuff
[08:10] <swight> and its a nice sunny day here :P
[08:10] <hermes> i used to live at
[08:10] <hermes> .w m4w 4b6
[08:10] <Tubbee> Toronto, Ontario (43.7°N/79.4°W); Last Updated: 8:00 AM EDT; Dew Point: 38°F
[08:10] <swight> It was up to 8C yesterday, and people where in T-shirts
[08:10] <swight> *were
[08:10] <hermes> im wearing a long sleeve shirt and a vest today :/
[08:10] <finn__> anybody got any tips?
[08:11] * hermes gives you $0.25
[08:11] <issuez> its gonna be 75 today and 80 tomorrow
[08:11] <issuez> then probably 20 next week and snow again
[08:11] <finn__> usd? they're worth nothing :(
[08:11] <issuez> <3 colorado
[08:12] <issuez> i think its the only place i have ever witnessed a really severe thunderstor
[08:12] * swight is gone to take some pictures.
[08:12] <finn__> the sky was awesome here last week, but my shitty cam couldn't captures the
[08:13] <finn__> !spell magnificance
[08:13] <Rjx> magnificence, i think
[08:13] <Rjx> not sure though
[08:13] <finn__> thanks
[08:13] <Thuryn> ence is correct
[08:13] <Thuryn> like "magnificent"
[08:14] <Rjx> the new google layout is pretty irritating
[08:14] <Rjx> tempted to actually finish my skinning greasemonkey script now
[08:14] <hermes> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/276/2499/1600/justelite06.jpg
[08:35] <Tordek> mohnin
[08:44] <dekkon> man it feels so fucking good outside
[08:47] <dekkon> wikka wikka wild wild west
[08:58] <csqrl> i don't think i'd ever marry a white woman
[08:59] <Spidey> kill whitey
[08:59] <csqrl> i'd have to marry someone asian
[08:59] <csqrl> and by asian i mean oriental
[08:59] <csqrl> and by oriental i mean japanese or korean
[09:04] <Rjx> haha dammit
[09:04] <Rjx> every now and then i see stuff that i've drawn or designed
[09:05] <Rjx> randomly pasted in places that i read or post at
[09:05] <Rjx> catches me offguard every time
[09:06] <Agent43> rjx
[09:06] <Agent43> do you have a shell/process for me?
[09:06] <Stereo``> heh
[09:06] <Rjx> sadly i do not
[09:06] <Stereo``> i created this one avatar that was pretty popular
[09:06] <Stereo``> and i've seen other people using it a couple times
[09:06] <Stereo``> it's actually kinda annoying
[09:07] <Stereo``> cause i think it's my post
[09:07] <Rjx> in one week on this image board i've seen one of the old DNU comics and a syswe
[09:08] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[09:15] <jonathans> im so bored i am commenting on okcupid questions
[09:30] <Ifrit> so
[09:30] <Ifrit> i just got a new zippo
[09:31] <Ifrit> the change is amazing
[09:31] <jonathans> what did you do with your
[09:31] <jonathans> exzippo
[09:31] <jonathans> fofofofo
[09:31] <michael`> haha
[09:31] <michael`> so work was like "today can be your last day if you want"
[09:31] <michael`> me: "peace"
[09:31] <jonathans> haw
[09:31] <Ifrit> my exzippo is still here
[09:31] <Ifrit> bought new fluid for it
[09:32] <jonathans> WELL YOU BETTER CATCHER IT!!!! HA HA
[09:32] <ducklord> gotta keep him boozed up, unless you want him to run away
[09:32] <Ifrit> :D
[09:32] <Rjx> talking to madog
[09:32] <jonathans> more like
[09:32] <jonathans> talking to my little sister
[09:32] <jonathans> about her period
[09:32] <jonathans> all tears welling up in her eyes
[09:33] <Rjx> haha
[09:33] <jonathans> dont tell him i said that HE HAS PULL ON THIS NETWORK
[09:33] <Ifrit> but the cap was getting loose, and the inner casing was also loose in the out
[09:33] <Ifrit> on my exzippo
[09:33] <jonathans> what the
[09:33] <Ifrit> so a new one was in place
[09:33] <Ifrit> calc 208 nok in usd
[09:33] <pinkboa> - 208 Norwegian kroner = 32.176768 U.S. dollars
[09:33] <Ifrit> pretty cheap
[09:33] <jonathans> hahaha
[09:33] <jonathans> kroner more like boner
[09:34] <Ifrit> oy vey
[09:34] <Tark-Work> har
[09:34] <Rjx> it's goddamn hilarious
[09:34] <Rjx> how nobody has noticed this yet
[09:34] <Rjx> http://bash.org/modapp/score/?x=dmlydHVhbGRldkBib3JrZWQudXM6OjIyMDY
[09:34] <Rjx> date on the image is march 5th
[09:34] <jonathans> hahaha
[09:34] <michael`> kroner! more like currency usable only in a country whose tax rates are mo
[09:35] <michael`> lol!!!!!!!!
[09:35] <jonathans> :(
[09:36] <michael`> hahaha
[09:36] <michael`> seriously though
[09:37] <michael`> guilty and blackcox are pathetic
[09:37] <ducklord> oh zing :(
[09:37] <jonathans> !wiggles
[09:37] <Tark-Work> oh we're having an FTP server upgarde at work. One benefit listed in the
[09:37] <jonathans> yeah
[09:37] <michael`> bash.org is the most significant thing they'll ever do
[09:37] <jonathans> probably
[09:37] <Tark-Work> WHO IN THE ASS FUCK SET THEIR FTPD UP LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
[09:37] <jonathans> someone who couldnt chroot
[09:38] <Tark-Work> god these people
[09:38] <Tark-Work> ugh
[09:38] <jonathans> well, based on username, anyway
[09:39] <michael`> when users attach?
[09:39] <michael`> reminds me of that simpsons episode where they go to australia
[09:40] <michael`> and the diplomat says something like "no, actually, we have a device on al
[09:44] <ducklord> yeah, I can see how that is basically the same thing
[09:44] <mef> ohh yeah http://www.orvis.com/store/product_choice.asp?pf_id=77LK
[09:46] <csqrl> they inherited it
[09:46] <csqrl> didn't 'do' it
[09:46] <csqrl> they host the code
[09:46] <csqrl> pen's the one who deserves the credit
[09:46] <csqrl> anyone can host it
[09:47] <jonathans> the spice is life
[09:47] <jonathans> they have the db tables
[09:47] <csqrl> you want a dump?
[09:47] <jonathans> i had it
[09:47] <jonathans> the older one
[09:47] <csqrl> haha
[09:47] <csqrl> newer ones ahoy
[09:47] <Rjx> there's an sql dump on the hub
[09:48] <jonathans> loo
[09:48] <jonathans> its not worth it
[09:48] <jonathans> only qdb.us can compete
[09:48] <csqrl> yeah
[09:48] <csqrl> fbi might raid you
[09:48] <jonathans> that too haw
[09:48] <csqrl> for having that intellectual property
[09:48] <Rjx> you's gonna get sued for libel
[09:48] <Rjx> like wikipedia
[09:48] <csqrl> fofofo
[09:48] <jonathans> haha
[09:48] <jonathans> i am no longer a direct competitor
[09:49] <Rjx> how's he doing with his law course? any idea?
[09:49] <jonathans> max isnt going to do a damn thing to get wroth back online
[09:49] <jonathans> when i have a full time job i will colocate
[09:49] <Rjx> i didn't know 30 year old waiters with criminal records could become lawyers
[09:49] <csqrl> haha
[09:49] <Rjx> did max sell ytmnd?
[09:49] <jonathans> no
[09:49] <csqrl> they can in alabama
[09:49] <jonathans> combination lawyer and ambulance driver
[09:50] <jonathans> diversity your portfolio, ahyuck
[09:50] <Rjx> what domain reg companies do you guys use
[09:50] <jonathans> godaddy
[09:50] <Rjx> anyone use any apart from godaddy
[09:50] <jonathans> i used them before they decided to turn their website into total shit
[09:50] <jonathans> max uses joker
[09:51] <jonathans> im just going to get a job at a colo center
[09:51] <jonathans> as an inhouse web application developer
[09:51] <jmx> .link http://www.insidebayarea.com/timesstar/localnews/ci_3697520 Beware of fal
[09:51] <poopy> jmx - http://www.insidebayarea.com/timesstar/localnews/ci_3697520 - Beware of
[09:52] <jonathans> do custom shit
[09:52] <jonathans> instead of making everyone use the same cms
[09:52] <jonathans> could drop in a template of an entire codebase
[09:53] <jonathans> develop each one further, based on client needs
[09:53] <Stereo``> surely i'm not the only one who thinks spongebob is a pretty stupid show
[09:53] <TMH_> I've never seen it
[09:53] <TMH_> the concept sounds pretty retarded though
[09:54] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[09:56] * zeussi is now known as issuez
[10:12] <GerbilWrk> who lives in a pineapple under the sea
[10:12] <dekkon> we used to use that as a marching cadence in tech school ;[
[10:13] <dekkon> utterly retarded but funny none the less
[10:13] <dekkon> especially if you pass some high ranking officer or whatever
[10:13] <pinin> hahaha
[10:16] <pinin> http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/8193/?cpg=29T
[10:16] <Rjx> i remember looking into those a few years back
[10:17] <Rjx> they're a pain to use
[10:17] <Rjx> they mess with your fingers, given there's no key feedback
[10:17] <Rjx> you're just tapping a solid surface
[10:17] <Twin> eh
[10:17] <jmx> other than it looks cool, whats the point?
[10:18] <Twin> my muscle memory is to the point that i really don't need the key feedback
[10:18] <Twin> (this actually means i'd be completely broken if someone told me to learn dvor
[10:18] <Rjx> Twin: the point is, you push down on keys
[10:19] <Rjx> if you push down on the surface continually while using a laser surface
[10:19] <Rjx> it makes your fingers ache
[10:19] <Rjx> still cool technology though
[10:19] <Twin> well, i can see that, but then again, my fingers are rough as shit now :(
[10:21] <jmx> so may as well go for the kill
[10:22] <Rjx> my fingers are still pretty fucked from risperidone
[10:23] <Rjx> on occasion they'll still just seize up
[10:24] <Twin> i've had my hands do that before, but i don't think it's related to any drugs
[10:24] <Twin> mostly cause i'm not taking anu
[10:24] <Rjx> i usually have to bend them about for a few minutes before they'll move on thei
[10:24] <Rjx> there's still sensation in them, just can't actually use them
[10:24] <Twin> okay, that's not a problem i have.
[10:25] <Rjx> thankfully it happens less often as time goes no
[10:25] <Twin> i'd hope so
[10:26] <Twin> i need to get my left wrist checked out
[10:28] <Twin> i can do this weird gridy poppy thing with it
[10:28] <Twin> and while being awesome, i have this sneaking suspicion my wrist is deteriorat
[10:28] <Rjx> you have AIDS
[10:29] <michael`> best instrument ever: harpsichord
[10:29] <jeek> AIDS
[10:29] <jeek> The gift that keeps on giving
[10:29] <Twin> i always thought it was the electric guitar, but we can go with ther harpsicho
[10:29] <Twin> -r
[10:30] <michael`> oh
[10:30] <michael`> i guess you thought wrong, then
[10:31] <Twin> growing up
[10:31] <Twin> the harpsichord always got my ass in elementary school
[10:31] <Twin> i was baffled by the fact you had to press keys and strum
[10:33] <jmx> i've never actually played a real harpsichord
[10:33] <jmx> i'm not sure that i've even seen one
[10:34] <Twin> i guess it was more of a lute-harpsichord
[10:38] <Ifrit> harpsichord?
[10:38] <Ifrit> hmm
[10:38] <Ifrit> ah, a harpsichord
[10:38] <Ifrit> played one once
[10:41] <Spidey> dekkon: !
[10:42] <pinin> UTICA, NY—Elliot Rosen died at the City Café Friday after he was told that, p
[10:42] <pinin> hahaha
[10:42] <Spidey> rofl
[10:42] <Spidey> that sucks, but what an idiot
[10:43] <jmx> so he ate it anyways?
[10:43] <MoonFog^> darwin at work
[10:45] <Spidey> mp3[02-blacklisted-eye for an eye-edg.mp3]![178kbps/4m2s]
[10:45] <pinin> it's the onion
[10:45] <pinin> ;[
[10:46] <Spidey> /k pinin
[10:47] <pinin> lol you shoulda known!
[10:47] <Spidey> you shoulda known i don't read the onion
[10:48] <Spidey> someone needs to have this whole album
[10:48] <Spidey> can't find the shit anywhere
[10:58] <pinin> ;[
[10:58] <Rjx> ;[
[10:58] <Spidey> ;[
[10:59] <swight> :D
[10:59] <swight> er
[10:59] <swight> ;[
[10:59] * Spidey wonders what dekkon's interest is in a dsm manual
[11:00] <Rjx> i should invest in a copy of the DSM
[11:01] <Rjx> although i know most of it off by heart by now
[11:03] <GerbilWrk> dsm manual?
[11:04] <Twin> i guess he means the diagnostic and statistic manual of mental disorders
[11:04] <Spidey> no
[11:04] <Spidey> the dsm manual dekkon is downloading from me, is diamond star motors
[11:04] <Spidey> 90-99 eclipse/talon/laser cars
[11:04] <Rjx> is that how it's labelled?
[11:04] <Rjx> otherwise he might be disappointed
[11:04] <mef> niggle
[11:05] <Spidey> yeah i think he might be in for a surprise
[11:05] <Spidey> it's just labelled 'dsm manual'
[11:05] <Rjx> haha
[11:05] <GerbilWrk> yeah i was just looking at that and curious what it was
[11:05] <Spidey> but if he looked at the directories/filenames
[11:05] <Spidey> it says the names of the cars and stuff
[11:05] <pinin> haha
[11:05] <Rjx> i wonder if dc++ works any better in wine 0.9.11
[11:06] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[11:06] * Spidey thinks he should've checked the readme before anything
[11:07] <Spidey> i need to put my offline dvd lists on there for you guys
[11:09] <GerbilWrk> ditto
[11:15] <Spidey> hmm
[11:15] <Spidey> it wont share files that dont match crc of the sfv?
[11:15] <Spidey> they dont match because the sfv is fucked up
[11:15] <Spidey> well, they do match
[11:16] <Spidey> but just the sfv is messed up D:
[11:16] <Rjx> http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/Burns+victim+Lingerie+show
[11:16] <Rjx> nsfw
[11:20] <Tordek> zomg eye'm überkewl i'm on leenucs
[11:20] <Rjx> kopete :x
[11:21] <Tordek> heh, it drew :x as a kiss
[11:21] <Rjx> ;[
[11:22] <Stereo``> :s
[11:22] <Tordek> :S
[11:24] <Thero> GAY
[11:24] <mef> Allah is the greatest!!
[11:24] <Ifrit> Who is Allah?
[11:25] <Thero> He gives out ice cream and balloons to children.
[11:25] <Ifrit> oooh
[11:25] <Ifrit> balloons
[11:25] <dekkon> mylar balloons
[11:25] <Rjx> mylaaaaaaaaaaaaaar ballooooooons
[11:25] * Rjx bows
[11:26] * Thero applaudes
[11:26] <Tordek> allah has struck
[11:26] <Thero> fuck
[11:26] <Thero> i need to go tot he doctor again.
[11:27] <Tark-Work> allah struck that hard?
[11:27] <dekkon> [02:04:27] <@Spidey> the dsm manual dekkon is downloading from me, is
[11:27] <Tordek> haah
[11:27] <Rjx> herpes?
[11:27] <Tordek> uh,
[11:27] <Spidey> yeah...
[11:27] <Thero> No
[11:27] <Thero> ingrown toenail
[11:27] <Thero> i fucked it up a few days ago
[11:27] <Thero> its not suppose to be purple
[11:27] <Tordek> does anyonw remember the books url i pasted here a while ago?
[11:27] <Rjx> might be on geekissues.org
[11:27] <dekkon> yeah i thought that dsm was the diagnostiscs and service manual
[11:27] <dekkon> ;[
[11:27] <Spidey> it's not the mental disorder manual
[11:28] <Spidey> sry ;[
[11:28] <dekkon> ;[
[11:28] <Tordek> i believe i noidexed it
[11:29] <pinin> well that was dumb wasn't it?
[11:29] <Tordek> mayve
[11:29] <Tordek> er
[11:29] <Tordek> maybe
[11:29] <dekkon> http://www.lemonkle.com/img/princeaiden/02.jpg
[11:30] <dekkon> http://www.lemonkle.com/img/princeaiden/03.jpg
[11:31] <Spidey> http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=panoram2closecrop5fh.jpg
[11:31] <pinin> hahaha dekkon wtf?
[11:32] <dekkon> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1849540
[11:32] <Workdug> i poop on my cell phone
[11:32] <Garret> http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/iGoatse
[11:32] <Rjx> crossposting
[11:32] <Tordek> bbl shower then school
[11:32] <michael`> jesus
[11:32] <michael`> 12 responses from people who want internships
[11:33] <Tordek> someone check their logs for that url if you can, please
[11:33] <michael`> my e-mail was too convincing
[11:33] <dekkon> garret:
[11:33] <pinin> i need part of the url tordek
[11:33] <dekkon>
[11:33] <dekkon>
[11:33] <dekkon>
[11:33] <dekkon>
[11:33] <dekkon>
[11:33] <pinin> haha weag hire all the hot ones as personal assitants
[11:33] <pinin> +s
[11:34] <michael`> this guy is so pompous
[11:34] <Tordek> grep <tordek>[.]* noindex
[11:34] <Tordek> ;[
[11:34] <michael`> how could you make this your away message
[11:34] <michael`> This is the first in a series of away messages explaining the four foundat
[11:34] <michael`> 1. Creation
[11:34] <michael`> - All things were created by God.
[11:34] <michael`> - As a result; all things --at the time of their creation-- were inherentl
[11:34] <michael`> - As a result; all things belong to God.
[11:34] <michael`> Tune in tomorrow for worldview foundation number two.
[11:34] <jestuh> i don't log the channel but i have url catcher on
[11:34] <dekkon> stay tuned next week for part two
[11:34] <jestuh> SO GIMME PART OF THE URL
[11:34] <Tordek> ok
[11:34] <Tordek> http://
[11:34] <dekkon> same fundie time, same fundie channel
[11:34] <Tordek> ;[
[11:34] <michael`> blblbl
[11:34] <michael`> 2500 word essay due tomorrow
[11:34] <michael`> havent started
[11:34] <jestuh> ok my offer to help has expired
[11:34] <jestuh> back to laptop
[11:35] <dekkon> check yo logs, nigga
[11:35] <Tordek> ah, durr -I- have logs...
[11:36] <dekkon> if youre being sarcastic, im gonna punch you in the throat
[11:36] <Workdug> DURRRR
[11:36] <pinin> !cc .at
[11:36] <pinkboa> .at: Austria
[11:37] <Tordek> not sarcasm
[11:37] <Tordek> just idiocy
[11:37] <dekkon> http://www.lemonkle.com/img/princeaiden/11.jpg
[11:37] <dekkon> nws for clay/silly putty bewbz
[11:37] <Tordek> http://lab.lpicn.org/pub/books/ yay
[11:41] <pinin> now it's indexed
[11:41] <Tordek> ok bbl
[11:43] <pinin> http://academic.live.com/
[11:45] <jmx> what the hell is with all these fat chicks walking around in skanky clothes? wh
[11:46] <Gicon> i'd rather see them in skimpy stuff, than to smell the spandex burning betwee
[11:46] <Gicon> just my two cents.
[11:46] <Gicon> but yeah, wtf?
[11:47] <Workdug> they're not fat, they're curvy!
[11:47] <Gicon> /:)
[11:48] <Thero> hmm
[11:48] <Thero> well give them sweatpants
[11:48] <Thero> those are made of cotton or whatever
[11:51] <jmx> free shit http://www.absurdlycool.com/
[11:53] <Workdug> shit is right
[11:53] * Gicon nods
[11:53] <Gicon> Natural Balance Free Cobra Adult Supplement Performance Enhancer
[11:53] <Gicon> ...
[11:54] <Gicon> this is like going through my hotmail account all over.
[11:54] <Gicon> erm.
[11:54] <Gicon> all over againN*
[11:54] <Workdug> haha
[11:54] <pinin> hahaha
[11:57] <FlaVouR> and lo the Lord said - Where the FUCK is everyone?
[11:57] <jmx> it might be shit, but its free
[11:57] <FlaVouR> free shit?
[11:57] <Twin> [2:45] <jmx> what the hell is with all these fat chicks walking around i
[11:57] <Gicon> hear hear all ye packrats.
[11:57] <Twin> if you shoot the people who gave them their self-confidence
[11:57] <Twin> then there are no more hot chicks for the rest of us to bang
[11:58] <jmx> lol
[11:58] <Gicon> yes, hi dekkon
[11:58] <Gicon> did I say the work of the day or something?
[11:58] <Workdug> Twin: well, if they have self-confidence, you can't bang them
[11:58] <Twin> no no you confuse it
[11:58] <Twin> see
[11:59] <Twin> the fat chicks get told by their hot friends that it's okay for them to go out
[11:59] <Workdug> or do you mean self-worth
[11:59] <Workdug> hahaha
[11:59] <Twin> this signal is often misinterprited
[11:59] <FlaVouR> Spandex is a privilege not a right
[11:59] <Twin> usually to: "You can go out in public, dance in the club, and wear all the shi
[12:00] <FlaVouR> Twin the hot chicks do that only toi have somoene to talk about and herd th
[12:00] <GerbilWrk> because as long as the hot chicks are with the fat chicks, the hot chicks
[12:00] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[12:00] <Workdug> and cause millions of dollars in damage to the dance floor and building str
[12:00] <Twin> they get ass anyways
[12:00] <Twin> dick isn't in short supply
[12:00] <GerbilWrk> even more ass
[12:00] <Twin> women underestimate the ability to just ask men if they want to fuck.
[12:01] <FlaVouR> fat chicks fuck .. they have to .. they have nothing else going for them
[12:01] <Workdug> Twin: well, most women don't really have to...
[12:01] <GerbilWrk> fat chicks gooble the cock like hungry hungry hippos
[12:01] <FlaVouR> Twin I totally agree withyou .. I mean if a hot girl said to me .. hey Nice
[12:01] <Gicon> well, now.. that's a bit of an underestimate, there are plenty of desperate g
[12:02] <Workdug> FlaVouR: well, i would probably say HELL NO!
[12:02] <Workdug> unless i was living in a magical happy world without STDs
[12:02] <Tordek> is there any easier way to change file associations in KDE rather than from
[12:02] <Tordek> ?
[12:02] <Twin> don't get me wrong dig
[12:02] <Twin> but it's basically getting to bang some chick
[12:02] <Tordek> like is it stored in a file somewhere?
[12:02] <Twin> without all the bullshit
[12:02] <FlaVouR> Workdug welcome to the 20th century - we have Latex shieths that protect us
[12:02] <GerbilWrk> just take a shower afterwards
[12:02] <Gicon> haha
[12:03] <Workdug> yeah, uh... condoms don't protect against most STDs
[12:03] <Workdug> haha gerbil
[12:03] <Gicon> russian roulette, all the cool kids do it!
[12:03] <FlaVouR> Workdug only the important ones
[12:03] <Twin> so if th bullshit quota decreases
[12:03] <Gicon> adds a new definition to Trojan man....
[12:03] <Twin> and the sex increases
[12:03] <Workdug> herpes is pretty important
[12:03] <FlaVouR> and the rest is dealt with using penicillian
[12:03] <Twin> where is the problem?
[12:03] <Rjx> Tordek: have you tried any of the other window managers/desktops
[12:03] <pinin> <@Luuseens> ones got to earn his money as he can
[12:03] <pinin> <@Luuseens> anyway
[12:03] <pinin> <@Luuseens> back 2 java
[12:03] <pinin> Approve Kill
[12:03] <Workdug> condoms don't protect against herpes, and penicillin doesn't cure it. kthx
[12:03] <Rjx> kill
[12:03] <kitchen> kill
[12:04] <FlaVouR> k you win
[12:04] <Workdug> kil
[12:04] <FlaVouR> I defer
[12:04] <Tordek> Rjx: just gnome and I despise it
[12:04] <Tordek> and xfce a bit
[12:04] <Tordek> bye
[12:04] <Tordek> school time
[12:04] <kitchen> kde > *
[12:04] <Gicon> gui's are over rated anyways mate.
[12:04] <Rjx> <@pope> condoms don't stop the spread of HIV!
[12:04] <FlaVouR> sawfish
[12:04] <dekkon> condoms protect your penis from herpes but any exposed skin is susceptable
[12:04] <FlaVouR> lol
[12:04] <Rjx> ah alright, i use xfce4 mostly
[12:04] <Tordek> mail me to my cell if ya need me
[12:04] <Workdug> exactly, dekkon
[12:04] <kitchen> gnome is nice, but gnome-terminal is ass.
[12:04] <Twin> you are just as likely to get herpes if you buy some chick dinner and pay for
[12:04] <Workdug> unless you're wearing a full body condom, you win herpes
[12:04] <Twin> as you are if she just flat out asks you for sex
[12:05] <FlaVouR> well try not to fuck a chick with open lesions on her pussy?
[12:05] <kitchen> that would be stupid.
[12:05] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure that HPV can be transmitted even using a condom in some cases
[12:05] <Workdug> "before we fuck, let me just inspect your pussy up close with this bright f
[12:05] <Gicon> lol
[12:05] <Gicon> just try the earwax method
[12:05] <Gicon> it works.
[12:05] <kitchen> earwax method?
[12:05] <Gicon> enough salt there to put her on edge if there is a problem
[12:05] <Workdug> ...
[12:05] <FlaVouR> yo forget where I live .. thats a totally acceptable opening line here
[12:05] <Workdug> haha flavour
[12:06] <Gicon> lmao FlaVouR
[12:06] <Workdug> where flavour lives, you can do that and the girl is grateful because she g
[12:06] <FlaVouR> "Hi I'm Matt - here is my most recent HIV test result - as you can see I te
[12:06] <pinin> Lightupyourroom: My mother runs a daycare and one of the moms just had a baby
[12:06] <pinin> mtrans: It's pronounced, "douche-bag"
[12:06] <pinin> Approve Kill
[12:07] <Workdug> kil
[12:07] <FlaVouR> kill
[12:07] <Gicon> bye
[12:07] <poopy> jestuh just approved 1, and killed 49
[12:07] <FlaVouR> one of my kung fu students is named Navahoe and his sister is Nevada
[12:07] <FlaVouR> :/
[12:07] <FlaVouR> odd ppl
[12:07] <Gicon> ok, i'm curious, where do you live?
[12:07] <FlaVouR> south Africa
[12:08] <Gicon> aha
[12:08] <pinin> you realize those are native american names, yes?
[12:08] <Gicon> so does those names fall into the norm?
[12:08] <FlaVouR> pinin yes I do -
[12:08] <pinin> k
[12:08] <Gicon> native american names.. in SA
[12:08] <FlaVouR> Gicon no
[12:09] <FlaVouR> they are not the norm here at all
[12:09] <Gicon> k, so do they come from america? or have ancestory here?
[12:09] <FlaVouR> I would think even in the states naming your children after a desert and or
[12:09] <FlaVouR> no they dont
[12:09] <FlaVouR> pure bred South Africans
[12:10] <dunn> my friend has been placing in the state, in a creative writing/short story cla
[12:10] <dunn> he wrote this crazy story that placed 4th
[12:10] <dunn> he told me he wrote about me in it
[12:10] <dunn> this is what he wrote...
[12:10] <dunn> This wasn’t odd coming from him. This is from the guy who was straddling his G
[12:11] <dunn> this is 100% true, but most people would think it was made up
[12:11] <Spidey> you wank your dog?
[12:12] <dunn> we bought a german shepard
[12:12] <dunn> and he ran away that same day
[12:12] <dunn> he was up in the woods for a year
[12:12] <FlaVouR> I wonder why?
[12:12] <dunn> we were feeding him but he never came around humans
[12:12] <dunn> almost like a deer
[12:12] <FlaVouR> cos the humans he knew were molesting him
[12:12] <FlaVouR> FFS
[12:12] <dunn> finally we tranqulized him
[12:13] <Spidey> how old was it when you got it?
[12:13] <FlaVouR> I really hope this story goes somewhere
[12:13] <dunn> and there was a dog trainer like 80 years old to me to jack him off and he'll
[12:13] <dunn> i never jacked him off
[12:13] <dunn> but i thought it was funny
[12:14] <dunn> 7 months
[12:14] <pinin> bahahaha
[12:14] <dunn> i may have demonstrated when i was drunk but i never touched him
[12:14] <pinin> YOU SICK FUCK
[12:14] <FlaVouR> thats as close to admission as i would get
[12:14] <Gicon> /sigh
[12:15] <FlaVouR> Johhnies tittybar and family bistro -- come on down COME ON DOWN!!
[12:15] <Workdug> wow.
[12:15] <Workdug> i'm sure it's effective
[12:15] <Workdug> but it's also like selling your soul to the devil
[12:15] <dunn> jacking a dog off?
[12:15] <Workdug> yes
[12:15] <issuez> http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product_listing.gsp?cat=412578 noindex
[12:15] <pinin> pen is gonna try it on a stray tonight
[12:15] <dunn> lol
[12:16] <issuez> asshole kids these days
[12:16] <Workdug> every night
[12:16] <pinin> i don't think you should get an inflatable one amy
[12:16] <Workdug> DOG SEX ALL NIGHT LONG
[12:16] <pinin> it may collapse
[12:16] <issuez> i want a sex flags 19 ft bonzai water slide
[12:16] <issuez> er
[12:16] <issuez> six
[12:16] <issuez> lolz
[12:16] * Workdug changes topic to '<issuez> i want a sex flags 19 ft bonzai water slide'
[12:16] * pinin changes topic to 'http://www.makezine.com/blog/i-am-8-bit-contest-winners-200604100
[12:16] <Workdug> ;[
[12:16] <pinin> owned.
[12:17] <FlaVouR> :D
[12:17] <issuez> totally owned
[12:17] <dunn> jestuhs topic is better
[12:17] <FlaVouR> lo amy
[12:17] <mef> developers developers developers developers
[12:17] <Workdug> devELOPERS
[12:17] <Workdug> devELOPErs
[12:17] <FlaVouR> its an echo
[12:17] <Workdug> OMG
[12:17] <Workdug> lol
[12:17] <FlaVouR> head for the hills
[12:18] <pinin> The Washington DC legal newspaper, Legal Times, is reporting that Kevin Murph
[12:18] <issuez> hola
[12:19] <pinin> Google, eBay And Amazon To AT&T: We'll Build Our Own Network
[12:19] <Rjx> hahah
[12:19] <GIcon-sle> damn it man.
[12:19] <GIcon-sle> time to call comcast and get a few more months free.
[12:19] <Rjx> fucked a tiered internet
[12:19] <Rjx> *fuck
[12:19] * GIcon-sle is now known as Gicon
[12:20] <Gicon> agreed
[12:20] <Gicon> but hey, its my brothers.
[12:20] <FlaVouR> as long as its not web2 complient i am in
[12:20] <pinin> UConn (University of Connecticut) Information Technology Services says it’s g
[12:20] <Gicon> haha
[12:20] <Gicon> you suppose they have people there using it?
[12:21] <Rjx> well that's not going to help anything
[12:21] <Rjx> because all the universities that i've stayed at here in the UK
[12:21] <Rjx> have had internal DC++ networks
[12:21] <Rjx> you get nice 100mbit speeds
[12:21] <FlaVouR> and more dorm porn then you can shake a stick at
[12:23] * knoppix__ is now known as Gicon_
[12:23] * Gicon_ is now known as Gicon
[12:27] <timmo> [08:52] [issuez] last july i had a miscarriage
[12:27] <timmo> [08:53] [issuez] i only told tim and var =\ soirEE guyz
[12:27] <timmo> i also called dibbs on naming the miscarriage
[12:27] <timmo> she agreed that i could
[12:27] <var> i recall
[12:27] <mef> more like
[12:28] <mef> eating the miscarraige
[12:28] <FlaVouR> uum
[12:29] <Gicon> now that's just disturbing.
[12:29] <FlaVouR> yes
[12:30] <timmo> pussies
[12:32] <FlaVouR> timmo I got a local band for you to listen to
[12:32] <FlaVouR> you like Motorhead?
[12:32] <timmo> to an extent
[12:32] <FlaVouR> k
[12:33] <FlaVouR> they called the Slashdogs - their sound is much like motorhead - let me jus
[12:33] <timmo> k
[12:33] <Twin> man, i thought you typo'd slashdots for a second
[12:34] <timmo> this is a great album name
[12:34] <timmo> "dump the body in rikki lake"
[12:34] <jmx> http://www.lifehacker.com/software/dvr/hack-attack-build-your-own-dvr-165963.ph
[12:35] <geck> not using myth
[12:35] <geck> tsk tsk :)
[12:35] <Twin> this is actually not news
[12:35] <Twin> in fact, this has been common practice for a couple of years now
[12:36] <jmx> which isnt news?
[12:36] <Twin> build your own dvr.
[12:36] <jmx> never said it was news
[12:36] <jmx> just thought it was a decent guide
[12:37] <Twin> touche.
[12:37] <FlaVouR> stop touche's ppl fag
[12:38] <FlaVouR> /msg timmo ftp.uunet.co.za/pub/incoming/darren/TheSlashdogs.zip
[12:38] <FlaVouR> feck
[12:38] <FlaVouR> anyway
[12:38] <FlaVouR> there it is
[12:39] <FlaVouR> /msg timmo ftp.uunet.co.za/pub/incoming/darren/TheSlashdogs.zip
[12:39] <FlaVouR> ang again?
[12:39] <FlaVouR> hmm
[12:39] <Jimmothy> ouch
[12:39] <timmo> heh
[12:40] <FlaVouR> wtf?
[12:40] <FlaVouR> network settings?
[12:40] <Jimmothy> timmo: does your fb2k handle VA well?
[12:40] <FlaVouR> or yorus
[12:40] <timmo> yes, but you have to have to add a various tag to your file
[12:40] <timmo> various = 1
[12:40] <Jimmothy> ah
[12:41] <Jimmothy> i need to replay gain all my files
[12:41] <timmo> i do that upon downloading em
[12:41] <timmo> as soon as foo_scheduler is updated
[12:42] <Jimmothy> ive never done it before
[12:42] <timmo> ill release my foobar .9 setup
[12:43] <Jimmothy> just realised this playlist format doesnt have a va section
[12:43] <FlaVouR> more beer
[12:43] <FlaVouR> brb
[12:45] <FlaVouR> back
[12:45] <FlaVouR> beer
[12:45] <FlaVouR> hmmmm
[12:46] <pinin> you lush
[12:46] <FlaVouR> quite
[12:47] <timmo> i was going to grab a sixer, but my mom is having some carpet installed today
[12:47] <timmo> and told the guy id be here
[12:47] <timmo> so i had to speed my ass home
[12:48] <Gicon> wrong choice mate.
[12:48] <Gicon> they guy would have most likely been happy to wait if you shared.
[12:48] <FlaVouR> this is my last beer in the house
[12:49] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604111931-pix1.jpg the old penis in the
[12:50] <Workdug> weird
[12:50] <Workdug> that didn't get shot down by the proxy
[12:50] <FlaVouR> you live in a facist country?
[12:51] <pinin> facist country == corporate america
[12:52] <Jimmothy> timmo: screenshot of your foobar?
[12:52] <pinin> carpet guy show up yet?
[12:52] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604111926-pix1.jpg
[12:52] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604111926-pix2.jpg
[12:52] <timmo> nws
[12:52] <dunn> msn
[12:52] <dunn> man
[12:52] <dunn> why is his pee hole that big?
[12:53] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/misc/2.19.jpg
[12:53] <timmo> ^ss
[12:53] <FlaVouR> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604072027-pix1.jpg <-- this is the
[12:53] <FlaVouR> dunn he has had his cock split
[12:54] <dunn> i dont like girls with tattoos
[12:54] <FlaVouR> I do
[12:54] <FlaVouR> esp girls with chest pieces
[12:54] <FlaVouR> Sacred hearts in particular
[12:55] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/priv/rg/rg2.jpg
[12:55] <csqrl> inner thigh tattoo
[12:55] <Workdug> who is ziv kruger
[12:56] <dunn> whats with that picture
[12:56] <csqrl> some jackass
[12:56] <dunn> and why have i seen it more times than goatse
[12:56] <FlaVouR> csqrl nice
[12:56] <csqrl> who thinks he's the king shit photographer
[12:56] <csqrl> and watermarks every image he takes
[12:56] <csqrl> and protects every image he takes as hard as possible
[12:56] <csqrl> you haven't
[12:56] <csqrl> that image is a day old
[12:56] <Gicon> i think he was referring to his name.
[12:56] <Gicon> not the picture
[12:57] <timmo> theres tattoos
[12:57] <csqrl> i think you can't follow a conversation
[12:57] <timmo> then theres look im a slut i have a tattoo
[12:57] <timmo> please dont mistake the two
[12:57] <dunn> good point
[12:57] <FlaVouR> timmo agreed -
[12:57] <FlaVouR> my dreamgirl is a tattooed rockerbilly girl with an Uma thermon in pulp fi
[12:58] <csqrl> you'd dig the people rg hangs out with on the league
[12:58] <FlaVouR> rg?
[12:58] <csqrl> rollergirl
[12:58] <csqrl> pictured above
[12:58] <FlaVouR> oic
[12:58] <csqrl> they're all tattooed up
[12:58] <FlaVouR> you kow that girl IRL
[12:58] <FlaVouR> ?
[12:58] <csqrl> yeah
[12:58] <csqrl> i live with her
[12:58] <FlaVouR> nice
[12:58] <FlaVouR> oic
[12:58] <timmo> thats his woman
[12:58] <FlaVouR> ncie
[12:59] <FlaVouR> ice
[12:59] <FlaVouR> even
[12:59] <FlaVouR> timmo you getting the zip?
[12:59] <timmo> in a second, im finishing up another album
[12:59] <FlaVouR> k
[13:01] <csqrl> going to finish up the table
[13:02] <csqrl> i have about 8 blisters on my hand
[13:02] <csqrl> fucking cheap ass screwdriver
[13:02] <csqrl> the grip is like a cheese grater
[13:02] <Workdug> url klein tools
[13:02] <pinkboa> - "klein tools": http://www.kleintools.com/
[13:02] <Workdug> ^--
[13:02] <var> haha
[13:02] <timmo-> you building some target furniture to round out your collection?
[13:04] <csqrl> ping pong table, ese
[13:04] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/pong
[13:04] <csqrl> it's taking hours
[13:05] <csqrl> since i have been forced to put socks on my hands
[13:05] <csqrl> before handling the screwdriver
[13:05] <csqrl> alright attempt #4 at the midsection
[13:05] <csqrl> you totally fucking need two people for this
[13:05] <csqrl> but i get on my back underneath the two sections
[13:05] <FlaVouR> you duct taped the thing to your car roof?
[13:05] <csqrl> and brace one up with a knee
[13:05] <csqrl> one up with a foot
[13:05] <jmx> haha, thats awesome
[13:05] <csqrl> then try to balance all that as i slip the screws in
[13:06] <csqrl> pretty sure i'm going to be decapitated
[13:06] <dunn> get that bitch on the skates to help you
[13:06] <dunn> im sure her ass will enjoy pingpong too
[13:06] <csqrl> she's not a pong pong person
[13:06] <csqrl> she's a derby and audi tt quattro person
[13:06] <jmx> you drove down the road like that?
[13:06] <csqrl> fuck yeah i did
[13:06] <csqrl> blasting tejano, my friend
[13:06] <FlaVouR> heh
[13:06] <jmx> sweet
[13:06] <FlaVouR> take her skates away and hold them to ping pong randsom
[13:07] <csqrl> never
[13:07] <csqrl> i fully plan to enjoy ping pong solo
[13:07] <jmx> ping pong is great stuff
[13:07] <FlaVouR> how the hell do you plan to do that?
[13:07] <csqrl> practice position
[13:07] <jmx> you put one side up
[13:07] <FlaVouR> aah
[13:07] <csqrl> one side of the table sits up, word
[13:07] <jmx> and play against it
[13:07] <csqrl> you can never win
[13:07] <FlaVouR> you lose like that always tho
[13:07] <csqrl> but i will win
[13:07] <Workdug> LOSAR
[13:07] <jmx> you can too
[13:07] <csqrl> i will beat the wall
[13:07] <jmx> drop it in just right
[13:07] <var> haha
[13:07] <jmx> and it wont come back over
[13:08] <FlaVouR> I had a comment about a certain someone being able to beat the wall at tabl
[13:08] <csqrl> i'm going to make the manly drink of limeade and finish this shit
[13:09] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[13:09] <pinin> did you fulfil Operation Bush: Day II?
[13:09] <timmo> you know what a ping pong table is good for?
[13:09] <timmo> beer pong
[13:10] <FlaVouR> timmo - this is why you are my favourite op -- you are a fucking genius
[13:10] <FlaVouR> beer pong
[13:10] <jmx> wth does everyone care about britney spears baby so much? all over the fucking
[13:10] <FlaVouR> its proof she fucks
[13:11] <jmx> shes ugly, who wants to know this
[13:11] <FlaVouR> ppl who were disapointed that she wanted to "stay pure"
[13:11] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong
[13:12] <timmo> beer pong gets ridiculously hard
[13:12] <timmo> real quick
[13:13] <csqrl> fuck beer pong
[13:13] <FlaVouR> heh
[13:13] <timmo> beer pong is awesome
[13:13] <dunn> no she is idiot for driving with the baby on her lap an airbag would own them
[13:13] <FlaVouR> why do ppl play drinking games .. surely its more fun just to drink without
[13:14] <timmo> flavour: because sometimes sitting on your ass
[13:14] <timmo> watching tv
[13:14] <pinin> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Beerpong_shots.png
[13:14] <pinin> hahaha
[13:14] <timmo> while drinking beer isnt fun
[13:14] <FlaVouR> I've never found that
[13:14] <timmo> beer pong is like playing basketball with your friends
[13:14] <timmo> where you get to talk a lot of shit
[13:14] <FlaVouR> when I drink the purpose is to get drunk
[13:14] <timmo> and if youre good enough
[13:14] <dunn> i usually try for the fastball
[13:14] <timmo> you can get people trashed as fuck
[13:15] <pinin> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Beerpong.jpg
[13:15] <FlaVouR> spose
[13:15] <pinin> wtf??
[13:15] <FlaVouR> maybe cos I am shti at drinking games
[13:15] <timmo> i usually bounce it
[13:16] <dekkon> i love beer pong but i am horrid at it
[13:16] <timmo> [14:15] [pinin] wtf?? -what?
[13:16] <dunn> referring to cups
[13:16] <timmo> ah yeah
[13:16] <timmo> those are like half beers
[13:16] <timmo> but still
[13:16] <timmo> youd have to have a team of like
[13:16] <timmo> 5
[13:17] <timmo> it would also be impossible to miss
[13:17] <timmo> for the first like
[13:17] <timmo> 20 shots
[13:17] <dunn> yea
[13:17] <pinin> there is a bar here that hold a 32 team beer pong match every thursday
[13:17] <pinin> registration fills up in under 30 min
[13:19] <Spidey> nice
[13:19] <timmo> Typically, approximately 4 oz. of beer is poured into each cup in the formati
[13:19] <Spidey> i wish bars did that shit around here
[13:19] <timmo> wow we just do one beer per cup
[13:19] <FlaVouR> yeha
[13:19] <FlaVouR> thats better
[13:20] <FlaVouR> play with vodka
[13:20] <Spidey> maybe they dont like giving away that much beer?
[13:20] <timmo> but this should be minimized as the bounce shot can be swatted away or deflec
[13:20] <Spidey> or are those just rules off some site
[13:21] <timmo> and we never play with people being able to block shots
[13:21] <timmo> its off the wikipedia article
[13:21] <dunn> blocking shots
[13:21] <Spidey> ah
[13:21] <dunn> lol
[13:22] <pinin> spidey
[13:22] <pinin> <-college town :D
[13:22] <Spidey> ?
[13:22] <Spidey> blah we have a fairly big college
[13:22] <Spidey> shit is just gay here
[13:22] <Rjx> humorous quotes from mirc channels
[13:22] <pinin> ah sucks
[13:22] <Spidey> the would rather have best dressed contests and lame stuff like that
[13:22] <Spidey> yup-town y0
[13:23] <issuez> [13:27] <Workdug> rusrs ;[
[13:23] <issuez> [13:29] <issuez> what
[13:23] <issuez> [13:48] <Workdug> miscarriage
[13:23] <issuez> hahahaha
[13:23] <issuez> i so spewed water
[13:23] <dunn> does that bar play with a goalie ?
[13:23] <dekkon> i live in between 3 colleges ;[
[13:24] <pinin> hahaha amy i missed that
[13:24] <FlaVouR> FRESHMAN PUSSY!
[13:24] <FlaVouR> *cough*
[13:24] <pinin> dunno dunn i haven't gone yet
[13:24] <issuez> it was in /msg
[13:24] <issuez> but i had to share
[13:24] <pinin> rofl
[13:24] <issuez> because it made me laugh
[13:25] <dunn> i hate going to the post office
[13:25] <dunn> this fat lady is so slow
[13:25] <dunn> always a massive line
[13:25] <dunn> ;/
[13:25] <pinin> lol
[13:26] <Spidey> i think that's how they all are
[13:27] <FlaVouR> the postoffice ONLy emply totally incompetant ppl .. its the unwritten law
[13:27] <Thuryn> *incompetent
[13:27] <FlaVouR> thank you
[13:27] <FlaVouR> Mr dictionalry
[13:28] <FlaVouR> ;)
[13:28] <Thuryn> well, it was for the irony
[13:28] <Thuryn> if you calling people incompetent
[13:28] <FlaVouR> I gathered
[13:28] <Thuryn> even though you can't spell it
[13:28] <Thuryn> ouchie
[13:28] <FlaVouR> perhaps it was a deliberate mistake
[13:28] <FlaVouR> to HIGHLIGHT the irony
[13:29] <Thuryn> it was too subtle
[13:29] <FlaVouR> yes
[13:30] <FlaVouR> the IRONY KICKS main weapon is FEAR and surprise -- the IRONY KICKS 2 MAIN
[13:30] <FlaVouR> pope
[13:30] <issuez> you guys are dorks
[13:30] <FlaVouR> thanks
[13:30] <FlaVouR> do I get a hat?
[13:31] <hermes> yes... an ass hat
[13:31] <FlaVouR> heh
[13:31] <issuez> sticker
[13:31] <Spidey> haha
[13:31] <FlaVouR> (_*_)
[13:31] <FlaVouR> thanks - prefer stickers
[13:31] <dunn> x-(|:]
[13:31] <dunn> propellor hat
[13:31] <FlaVouR> ass hat
[13:31] <FlaVouR> nice
[13:32] <issuez> sweeyt
[13:32] <issuez> sweet
[13:32] <issuez> SWEET
[13:32] <FlaVouR> the more I listen to Clutch the more I like them
[13:33] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/wtf_u_gay_furry.jpg
[13:33] <timmo> u guys are gay
[13:34] <Spidey> haha
[13:34] <Spidey> that's fucked up, rjz
[13:34] <Spidey> x
[13:34] <Rjx> i think it's a hoax
[13:34] <Rjx> but amusing nonetheless
[13:34] <Rjx> the furry communities seem to be outraged
[13:35] <timmo> Five-hundred million year old worm shit
[13:35] <timmo> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/04/12/inter
[13:35] <swight> the furries thing is weird, but I don't think "sick and depraved" there are
[13:36] <issuez> fuck that shit
[13:36] <timmo> On Saturday morning, a chunk of ice estimated to weigh more than 200 pounds f
[13:36] <timmo> awesome
[13:36] <issuez> HULLO TIMM
[13:36] <timmo> http://www.insidebayarea.com/timesstar/localnews/ci_3697520
[13:37] <Spidey> damn
[13:37] <swight> timmo, OOOOLD
[13:37] <jonathans> darko
[13:37] <timmo> rjx: http://accordionguy.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/12/1881414.html
[13:37] <HAYEZspot> http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=5368 --- for all your game and anime soundtrack
[13:37] <HAYEZspot> http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=5368 --- for all your game and anime soundtrack
[13:37] <HAYEZspot> great site for mp3s of game music
[13:37] <HAYEZspot> great site for mp3s of game music
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> omg MP3s!!!
[13:38] <timmo> jestuh: http://www.dead-frog.com/archives/2006/04/the_daily_show_rob_cordry_r
[13:39] <timmo> TiVo List Pauser
[13:39] <timmo> haha
[13:40] <csqrl> narnian
[13:40] <csqrl> o
[13:40] <csqrl> fo
[13:40] <timmo> Seriously Stop Pausing This
[13:40] <timmo> What do you think this is Lost?
[13:40] <timmo> 4 8 15 16 23 42
[13:40] <timmo> haha
[13:40] <csqrl> haha
[13:40] <csqrl> i'm kind of into lost now
[13:41] <timmo> i refuse to watch lost until its over
[13:41] <timmo> Star Bellied Snitches
[13:41] <mef> spoiler alert
[13:41] <mef> the bomb is hidden in Jack's basement
[13:42] <FlaVouR> that motherfucker
[13:42] <FlaVouR> I knoew it
[13:42] <csqrl> http://www.bengarvey.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=92
[13:42] <csqrl> ahaah
[13:44] <timmo> hahaha
[13:44] <sxh> thatfs a pretty cool autograph
[13:44] <csqrl> http://www.listpauser.com/
[13:44] <timmo> hah
[13:52] <swight> Well, look at that, one of the pointer sisters died.
[13:52] <Thuryn> not so excited any more?
[13:54] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[13:54] <pinin> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[13:56] <FlaVouR> the pointer sisters?
[13:57] <swight> old female singing trio
[13:57] <FlaVouR> yeah I know hwo they are
[13:57] <FlaVouR> which one died
[13:57] <swight> June Pointer, the youngest
[13:58] <FlaVouR> shit
[13:58] <jonathans> nsfw http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1144872906017.jpg
[13:59] <pinin> hahaha wow
[13:59] <FlaVouR> owned
[13:59] <FlaVouR> nince
[13:59] <FlaVouR> nice too
[13:59] <pinin> WAIT
[13:59] <pinin> GAY PORN?
[13:59] <pinin> bahahaha
[14:00] <jmx> doesnt that go without saying?
[14:01] <hermes> 404
[14:01] <timmo> w 89702
[14:01] <pinkboa> Weather for Carson City, Nevada (89702) Conditions & - Updated at 1:45 PM P
[14:02] <timmo> w 84041
[14:02] <pinkboa> Weather for Layton, Utah (84041) Conditions & - Updated at 1:57 PM MDT on A
[14:03] <Nades> w 53546
[14:03] <pinkboa> Weather for Janesville, Wisconsin (53546) Conditions & - Updated at 3:45 PM
[14:03] <FlaVouR> w2
[14:03] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp 57F/14C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 5:54PMSAST;
[14:04] <FlaVouR> right
[14:04] <FlaVouR> sleep
[14:08] <Sohcahtoa> spell argument
[14:08] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[14:11] <Rjx> A calmer Muradin observed IE7's troubles when rendering some web pages. This in
[14:12] <csqrl> haha
[14:12] <csqrl> uhhh
[14:12] <csqrl> i think they should support the mess they caused
[14:13] <timmo> fuck that
[14:13] <timmo> support means more work
[14:13] <timmo> duh
[14:13] <csqrl> if your shitty browser causes everyone to write hacks to suppoprt it
[14:13] <Rjx> haha "detection code"
[14:13] <Rjx> that's the best part
[14:13] <Rjx> yeah
[14:13] <csqrl> i think it's up to you to fix it
[14:13] <Rjx> you need to update your perfect code and add the appropriate hacks so our shitt
[14:13] <Rjx> if IE was a piece of third-party software
[14:14] <Rjx> people would treat it like a leper with herpes
[14:14] <timmo> the only other browser normal people know of
[14:14] <timmo> is netscape
[14:14] <Rjx> what
[14:15] <Rjx> netscape?
[14:15] <timmo> yes
[14:15] <Rjx> didn't they release one browser in the past 5 years
[14:15] <Rjx> that disappeared after about a week
[14:15] <timmo> yes
[14:15] <timmo> no
[14:15] <Rjx> because it was shitty
[14:15] <timmo> yes
[14:15] <timmo> netscape gave way to mozilla which gave way to firefox
[14:15] <timmo> i believe
[14:15] <Rjx> yeah, it's firefox people know about
[14:16] <timmo> no
[14:16] <timmo> not normal people
[14:16] <Rjx> yes normal people
[14:16] <timmo> im talking people who think aol is the internet
[14:16] <GerbilWrk> csqrl, why did you get a ping pong table instead of a fooseball table?
[14:16] <csqrl> i think normal people know about it
[14:16] <Rjx> i've never heard anyone talk about netscape
[14:16] <Rjx> ever
[14:16] <Serena[T]> normal people != aol users
[14:16] <csqrl> foosball is the devil
[14:16] <timmo> normal people != us
[14:16] <csqrl> i heard people talking about netscape when i was in highschool
[14:16] <jmx> i know fairly normal people who use firefox
[14:16] <Serena[T]> so, who are normal people?
[14:17] <GerbilWrk> jmx, usually because someone like us told them too
[14:17] <timmo> im talking about people who dont know or use computers
[14:17] <jmx> like my aunt uses it and she barely knows more about the internet than how to c
[14:17] <Rjx> those people don't even know what a browser is
[14:17] <timmo> ff has been getting some good press lately though
[14:17] <Rjx> let alone about an obscurity like netscape
[14:17] <Serena[T]> nowadays people know netscape internet access crap
[14:17] <jmx> i'd think most people would know of netscape
[14:18] <GerbilWrk> all you've gotta do is tell them IE gives their computer STDs, and that t
[14:18] <Serena[T]> STDs, rofl
[14:18] <Twin> jmx: most people in 1997 maybe
[14:18] <jmx> because it was fairly common in the early days of the internet
[14:18] <Rjx> maybe i'm just biased because due to its implementations of both trident and ge
[14:18] <jmx> like late 90s
[14:18] <Rjx> i spat out my coffee after seeing that as a full-page spread in a computer mag
[14:18] <jmx> lol
[14:18] <Rjx> glad their fucking browser failed
[14:18] <Twin> now, people -might- know netscape as an isp
[14:19] <jmx> i didnt know netscape was an isp
[14:19] <Serena[T]> is netscape the isp just aol rewrapped?
[14:19] <Stereo``> i remember in like 1998 netscape had a chance
[14:19] <Workdug> nope
[14:19] <Stereo``> but not anymore
[14:19] <jmx> just a subpar browser that i didnt know existed anymore
[14:19] <csqrl> i can't believe netscape is still afloat
[14:19] <Rjx> it's like microsoft office for your internet life
[14:19] <csqrl> whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[14:19] <jmx> i haven't heard anything about it in years
[14:19] <Rjx> catholicism it's like microsoft office for the afterlife
[14:20] <Workdug> hmm, anyone have file/image recovery softwarez?
[14:24] <Twin> i thought catholicism already had a hell :/
[14:25] <Thuryn> it has a great demo, but the release version...
[14:30] <Workdug> url hell demo
[14:30] <pinkboa> - "hell demo": http://www.gamershell.com/download_2284.shtml
[14:36] <Workdug> wow, i had no idea that cvt transmissions (or at least the variomatic) driv
[14:36] <Workdug> that is pretty awesome
[14:36] <Serena[T]> easy day at work Workdug ?
[14:37] <Twin> you guys know that really hot teacher that got arrested for fucking some kid?
[14:37] <Twin> that bitch is back in court AGAIN
[14:37] <pinin> pen always has an easy day at work until he tries to do 8 hours of work in th
[14:37] <issuez> who cares
[14:37] <pinin> ;x
[14:38] <pinin> nice twin
[14:38] <issuez> w2
[14:38] <poopy> issuez Temp 75F/24C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:36PM; high:(upper
[14:38] <Twin> in court for what you might ask?
[14:38] <Twin> she is back in court cause she violated her probation
[14:38] <issuez> jesus fucking christ i hate when i just sit down down here and then realize
[14:38] <dekkon> Mighty Zoltar
[14:38] <dekkon> Aug 18, 2004
[14:38] <dekkon> I'm done
[14:38] <dekkon> Now in fancy 8.7MB GIF format:
[14:38] <dekkon> http://www.less-than-3.com/public/Foamy.gif
[14:38] <poopy> #0
[14:38] <Twin> by trying to fuck the SAME KID
[14:38] <pinin> ok at&t hiring manager implied i shoulda sharpen up my c++ and java skills be
[14:38] <pinin> who wants to re-teach me?!
[14:38] <dekkon> someone is moving in on josh's territory
[14:39] <issuez> haha
[14:39] <Twin> 8.7 MB gif
[14:39] <issuez> lets lynch him
[14:39] <csqrl> haha
[14:39] <csqrl> i don't know what that gif is of
[14:39] <csqrl> but fuck i wish i had been there
[14:40] <Twin> it's soap.
[14:40] <issuez> they fill a huge building up
[14:40] <Twin> no, it's foam
[14:40] <poopy> #0
[14:40] <Twin> they were testing some machine
[14:40] <issuez> wicked awesome
[14:40] <Twin> and it wouldn't shut off
[14:41] <Twin> i think it's a carwash for planes
[14:42] <Workdug> it looks like a fire safety system
[14:42] <Workdug> and wouldn't that be a planewash, twin?
[14:43] <issuez> YEA
[14:43] <jmx> The former special education teacher at Dighton-Rehoboth Regional High School a
[14:43] <issuez> STUPID
[14:43] <jmx> http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/8643989/detail.html
[14:43] <issuez> haha
[14:43] <issuez> what a shit
[14:43] <jmx> thats why i dont donate money
[14:43] <jmx> fucking scammers
[14:43] <issuez> i only donate to wildlife orgs
[14:43] <issuez> that way my money doesnt go to kids in africa
[14:43] <issuez> that wear gold earrings
[14:44] <jmx> lol
[14:44] <issuez> but look poor
[14:44] <issuez> fucking christian childrends foundations
[14:44] <issuez> CHILRENZ
[14:44] <dekkon> just wait till you have children amy
[14:44] <csqrl> i think donating to a for-profit institution is lame
[14:45] <issuez> plus, i think the rainforest and endangered species need more help than over
[14:46] <Workdug> url africans bibles onion
[14:46] <pinkboa> - "africans bibles onion": http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46226
[14:46] <Workdug> amy, i donate to planned parenthood
[14:46] <pinin> eBay invested $2 million in social networking company Meetup.com
[14:46] <Workdug> and wildlife of course
[14:46] <dekkon> its gonna fail
[14:46] <dekkon> just like myspace will eventually fail
[14:46] <issuez> im having 1 kid, 2 if i have twins, since its my turn to have twins in the f
[14:47] <dekkon> youre gonna have triplets
[14:47] <issuez> even though the bastard already volunteered to get snipped
[14:47] <issuez> haha
[14:47] <issuez> WHAT ABOUT YOUR MANHOOD, i said
[14:47] <Workdug> amy, if you have triplets, timmo and i get to name two of them
[14:47] <issuez> fuck that
[14:47] <issuez> no more baby naming bets for you fuckers
[14:47] <dekkon> haha
[14:47] <Workdug> hahahah
[14:47] <issuez> we had a close call last july
[14:47] <issuez> thats enough living for me
[14:48] <issuez> living on the edge*
[14:48] <issuez> if it wasnt for a tragic miscarriage, my kids name would have been joshulina
[14:49] <Rjx> didn't you watch ep 5x13 of family guy
[14:49] <Rjx> if the bastard gets the snip
[14:49] <Rjx> you're going to become really fa- oh wait
[14:49] <var> my womang had er tubes tied amy
[14:49] <var> a week of real downtime another of not lifting shit
[14:50] <Rjx> it's significantly more safe for the man to get it done
[14:50] <var> not much of cuts
[14:50] <timmo> [issuez] if it wasnt for a tragic miscarriage, my kids name would have been j
[14:50] <timmo> psh
[14:50] <Rjx> rather than the woman
[14:50] <timmo> i already named the miscarriage
[14:50] <timmo> im happy enough i got to name something
[14:50] <timmo> ;[
[14:50] <Rjx> what did you name the miscarriage
[14:50] <timmo> i think it was fred
[14:50] <issuez> hahah
[14:50] <timmo> fred the miscarriage
[14:50] <var> yeah well we a: arent married rjx and b: i wasnt the one who got prego way earl
[14:50] <csqrl> :[
[14:50] <var> heh
[14:50] <Rjx> yeah var, but i mean in an actual married situation
[14:50] <var> sure
[14:50] <var> not doubting
[14:51] <Rjx> also timmo
[14:51] <Rjx> "adolfina"
[14:51] <timmo> hah
[14:51] <timmo> women cant get "fixed"
[14:51] <timmo> unless theyve had kids
[14:51] <timmo> i find that stupid
[14:51] <issuez> i find your face stupid
[14:51] <Rjx> legally? or biologically
[14:51] <timmo> legally
[14:51] <timmo> rjx
[14:52] <timmo> did i tell you about this band japanther?
[14:52] <Rjx> i don't think so
[14:52] <jayme> that name rules
[14:52] <timmo> their mics are made out of stolen telephone headsets
[14:52] <timmo> from phonebooths
[14:52] <timmo> steel cable and all
[14:52] <Twin> damn
[14:52] <Twin> someone couldn't take $40 to radio shack?
[14:52] <Workdug> so they're thieves?
[14:53] <issuez> holy crap
[14:53] <timmo> the funny thing is, it gives the same sound as someone talking through a shit
[14:53] <timmo> so it sounds awesome
[14:53] <issuez> that belch echoed
[14:53] <timmo> my friend noah's dad stole a payphone
[14:53] <timmo> while drunk
[14:53] <issuez> imma have to give myself 9.8 for that one
[14:53] <timmo> and we have no idea how he got it home
[14:53] <Rjx> 23:51 <@timmo> their mics are made out of stolen telephone headsets
[14:53] <Rjx> 23:51 <@timmo> from phonebooths
[14:53] <timmo> because the thing weighed like
[14:53] <Rjx> 2hahah
[14:53] <timmo> $75
[14:53] <Rjx> awesome
[14:53] <timmo> er
[14:53] <timmo> 75#
[14:53] <Twin> if i stole a payphone
[14:54] <Twin> the first thing i would work on after i was sober
[14:54] <Twin> would be getting that bitch open
[14:54] <timmo> it had an assload of money in it
[14:54] <timmo> haha ya
[14:54] <timmo> noah had it hooked up to his home phone
[14:54] <timmo> and i was like "does that still have any money in it"
[14:54] <timmo> "yeah i cant get it open"
[14:54] <timmo> we drilled the lock on it
[14:54] <Twin> crack out the grinding wheel, plasma cutter blow torch, whatever i had to do
[14:55] <dekkon> url portable dremel
[14:55] <pinkboa> - "portable dremel": http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3819/is_20
[14:55] <Workdug> http://www.funzonesc.com/pictures/sealhat.gif
[14:55] <timmo> rjx: http://www.tapesrecords.com/TPSimages/claudia3.jpg
[14:55] <Twin> hold a welder on the lock until the heat ate through the metal (which i've had
[14:55] <sxh> heh
[14:55] <sxh> well that is no fun
[14:55] <sxh> youfre just vaporizing the lock
[14:56] <Twin> fuck fun bitch
[14:56] <Twin> payphones take lots of quarters
[14:56] <sxh> nigga tim
[14:56] <timmo> youd be surprised at how durable a payphoen is
[14:56] <sxh> upload some japanther
[14:56] <timmo> aight
[14:56] <sxh> pay phones are designed to withstand drunk bums trying to get at the $
[14:57] <sxh> you have to be fairly sophisticated to breach a pay phone money box
[14:57] <Rjx> not sure what payphones are like over there
[14:57] <timmo> liked i said we just drilled the fuck out of the lock
[14:57] <Rjx> you could fill every hole with water
[14:57] <Rjx> then freeze
[14:57] <dekkon> <@Workdug> http://www.funzonesc.com/pictures/sealhat.gif
[14:57] <dekkon> [05:55:04] <@timmo> rjx: http://www.tapesrecords.com/TPSimages/claudia
[14:58] <dekkon> ;[
[14:58] <dekkon> <@Workdug> http://www.funzonesc.com/pictures/sealhat.gif
[14:58] <pinin> [16:57:50] <dekkon> [05:55:04] <@timmo> rjx: http://www.tapesreco
[14:58] <dekkon> thats hillarious
[14:58] <sxh> rjx i think that wouldnft crack the metal
[14:58] <Rjx> yeah it probably wouldn't
[14:58] <sxh> youfd likely destroy some of the money too
[14:58] <Twin> payphones are made out of like
[14:58] <sxh> bent coins
[14:58] <Twin> fuckin' cast iron
[14:58] <Rjx> also true
[14:58] <pinin> snow what is up with your apostrophes?
[14:58] <pinin> ;[
[14:58] <sxh> ifm sry frnd
[14:58] <sxh> i donft know why this is happening
[14:58] <Twin> unicode?
[14:58] <dekkon> im sure with enough time and effort (lots) you could probable pick it
[14:58] <pinin> FIX IT
[14:58] <timmo> we covered this yesterday jestuh
[14:59] <Rjx> stop using apostrophes;[
[14:59] <sxh> my apostrophes even look fucked up as ifm typing them
[14:59] <timmo> OLD
[14:59] <timmo> etc
[14:59] <timmo> i told the fucker to stop using them
[14:59] <timmo> and he wont;[
[14:59] <pinin> reinstall drivers
[14:59] <pinin> or get a new kb
[14:59] <Thero> he's killing millions of lines of coding! You're polluting the internet!
[14:59] <sxh> it only happens in mirc
[14:59] <sxh> efffffffffffff
[14:59] <pinin> >;[[[[[[[[
[14:59] <Thero> INTERNET POLLUTION!
[14:59] <Twin> from what i've heard
[15:00] <timmo> whoa
[15:00] <Twin> you could probably gun a payphone lock open
[15:00] <timmo> what was the first one snow?
[15:00] <sxh> whoo
[15:00] <sxh> i think i fixed it
[15:00] <Twin> but picking one by hand would be a bitch
[15:00] <timmo> because it wasnt a normal ' we see ' as f
[15:00] <sxh> dood tim it was the SAME button
[15:00] <timmo> and that was e
[15:00] <sxh> it shows an upside down apostrophe here
[15:00] <timmo> ><
[15:00] <sxh> it's messed
[15:00] <sxh> but i fixed it
[15:00] <Twin> snow your shit is broken.
[15:00] <Thero> Twin: Yeah but it'd be obvioius if you gun it open
[15:00] <Twin> was broken.
[15:00] <sxh> so shut the fuck up about my apostrophes and quote marks
[15:00] <Thero> Besides, no one uses payphones anyway.
[15:00] <Twin> thero: pickgun?
[15:00] <sxh> '"'"'"'"
[15:00] <sxh> supz now
[15:01] <dekkon> fixed
[15:01] <Twin> i should have elaborated on that
[15:01] <Thero> Yeah
[15:01] <Thero> i thought like
[15:01] <Thero> you know
[15:01] <Thero> .45
[15:01] <Twin> all that will do is put a bullet in your testicles
[15:01] <Thero> "open motherfucker" Bam.
[15:01] <Twin> from that ricochet action
[15:01] <pinin> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060408/ap_on_bi_ge/boeing_fine
[15:01] <Twin> but on that
[15:01] <Twin> if you took a shotgun to a payphone that you already stole
[15:01] <pinin> The 2-ounce, 1-inch-diameter chip, made by a unit of BEI Technologies in Conc
[15:01] <Twin> it doesn't really matter if it's obvious
[15:01] <pinin> hahaha good point boeing
[15:01] <Thero> True
[15:02] <sxh> dood the way to get a pay phone open is to call a hardware shop specializing in
[15:02] <Thero> but still, you need people to actually use payphones.
[15:02] <Thero> No one really uses them that much.
[15:02] <sxh> and order the tool that unscrews the bolts
[15:02] <sxh> remove the money box
[15:02] <sxh> and thermite the lock
[15:02] <Rjx> you know, i wonder if you could get some fake skin overlayed over your real ski
[15:02] <sxh> you win
[15:02] <Rjx> and you walk and bump into someone
[15:02] <Rjx> and flip a switch
[15:02] <Twin> rjx
[15:02] <Twin> you know what is crazy
[15:02] <Twin> they are making clothes
[15:02] <Twin> and handbags and shit
[15:02] <Twin> out of fake human skin
[15:02] <Rjx> and jello starts spewing out of your army
[15:03] <Rjx> *arm
[15:03] <Rjx> like, jello
[15:03] <Rjx> just spilling out
[15:03] <Rjx> like blood
[15:03] <Rjx> and you scream
[15:03] <Rjx> HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY HELP
[15:03] <Rjx> jello puddle forming
[15:03] <Rjx> you could have multiple pipes too
[15:03] <sxh> that would only be funny if you could make a fucking fountain of jello
[15:03] <Rjx> so its flowing out from your shoes
[15:03] <Twin> sxh: belly
[15:03] <Thero> Then start eating your "blood" and be like OMG IM DELICIOUS OMG IM DELICIOUS
[15:04] <Thero> After that episode, someone would need major therapy.
[15:04] <Twin> that reminds me of the awesome suicide quote on bash
[15:04] <Thero> NO
[15:04] <Twin> that was awesome
[15:04] <Thero> heh
[15:04] <Twin> ever since i read that, i've decided that if i absolutely have to kill myself
[15:04] <Twin> i am going to do that
[15:04] <sxh> you know how if you have a pipe that is spewing out massive quantities of some
[15:04] <sxh> it goes out of control
[15:04] <Thero> but i dont blame the otherguy, i wouldnt be his friend either
[15:05] <sxh> you wuold have to wave your arm like that
[15:05] <sxh> and have a fucking jello blast under pressure come out of the tube
[15:05] <sxh> and you wave your arm like that
[15:05] <Rjx> richard feynman used to do a trick
[15:05] <Thero> http://www.bash.org/?488793
[15:05] <Rjx> where he coated his hand with this stuff
[15:05] <Twin> but....the heart doesn't pump blood that powerfully :( nobody would believe it
[15:05] <sxh> all out of control like it's a tube spewing jello
[15:05] <Rjx> and set fire to it
[15:05] <sxh> he didn't coat his hand once
[15:05] <sxh> he did it twice
[15:05] <sxh> there was a vapor pressure area between his hand and the fire
[15:05] <Rjx> ah yeah
[15:05] <sxh> that prevented him from being burnt
[15:05] <Rjx> i wonder if you could pull that off
[15:06] <Rjx> ask someone for a light
[15:06] <sxh> i think the chemicals were expensive
[15:06] <Thero> hmm
[15:06] <sxh> i have seen that trick in person
[15:06] <Thero> Twin
[15:06] <Rjx> yeah also when he tried it as an adult
[15:06] <sxh> from a physics prof
[15:06] <Rjx> he burned the hair off his hand
[15:06] <Twin> qye oasa?
[15:06] <Thero> Damn this sucks.
[15:06] <sxh> yeah cause the hair poked through the barrier
[15:06] <Rjx> aye
[15:06] <Twin> que pasa even
[15:06] <Rjx> feynman was one crazy dude
[15:06] <Thero> I bought these ACU patches from rangerjoes.com
[15:06] <Thero> for my ACU.
[15:06] <sxh> but yeah i've actually seen that trick performed in person
[15:06] <Rjx> i have surely you're joking on my bookshelf
[15:06] <Thero> they misspelt my last name :(
[15:07] <Twin> burn
[15:07] <sxh> from a couple feet away
[15:07] <Thero> It's GRUBER not GURBER
[15:07] <Thero> and i dont have money to order new ones.
[15:07] <Twin> extra burn
[15:07] <Twin> thero: smuggle me some bdus
[15:07] <Thero> errr you can buy them from rangerjoes.com
[15:07] <Thero> hell you can buy alot of shit from rangerjoes
[15:07] <Twin> free vs money
[15:07] <Thero> ....regardless i'd have to spend money twin.
[15:07] <Thero> so no.
[15:08] <Twin> i found a surplus site that sold every single ribbon the us military had ever
[15:08] <Rjx> you mean irregardless
[15:08] <Twin> and LOST IT
[15:08] <Thero> that too
[15:08] <kitchen> irregardless isn't a word
[15:08] <Rjx> that was the joke
[15:08] <Rjx> hkyhds
[15:08] <kitchen> hi
[15:08] <Twin> Salut kitchen tu as le syndrome de Downe.
[15:08] <Thero> Twin: They sell the ribbons at ARmy-Navy stores dude.
[15:08] <kitchen> i didn't read up i just saw irregardless
[15:08] <Twin> those don't exist here :/
[15:08] <Twin> except for the one in the hood
[15:08] <Twin> that is owned by some creepy white guy
[15:08] <Thero> well go to the hood
[15:08] <Thero> you're creepy.
[15:08] <Rjx> when kitchen plays SEGA he has up-down-up-down syndrome
[15:09] <Thero> wait..
[15:09] <Thero> irregardless isnt a word.
[15:10] <Catcher> up-A-down-A-left-A-right-A-C+Start
[15:10] <Catcher> yeah it is
[15:10] <Rjx> no it isn't
[15:11] <Twin> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irregardless
[15:11] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060412/od_afp/afpentertainment_060412022239
[15:11] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060412/od_afp/afpentertainment_0604120222
[15:12] <Twin> if i had to play an instrument to eat
[15:12] <Twin> i'd at least make sure it sounded good
[15:13] <Workdug> shorten the urls plz ;[
[15:13] <Workdug> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060412/od_afp/afpentertainment_06041202
[15:13] <poopy> Workdug - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060412/od_afp/afpentertainment_060412
[15:13] <Twin> where do the .links go?
[15:13] <Workdug> sadhat.com
[15:13] <Gicon> aha, nice.
[15:14] <Gicon> i take it you have to be added to the bot to submit links?
[15:14] <Twin> hotness, how are links classified :/
[15:14] <Twin> just by site?
[15:14] <jmx> .link http://www.nypost.com/style/64268.htm Weightloss lipstick
[15:14] <poopy> jmx - http://www.nypost.com/style/64268.htm - Weightloss lipstick - queued
[15:14] <jmx> http://www.sadhat.com/
[15:15] <Thero> OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM M
[15:15] <Twin> "You'd have to eat eight lipsticks a day, maybe, for this to work,"
[15:15] <Twin> man, i'm not sure he was aware of what he said
[15:15] <Twin> i can see what he was getting at, but who the hell just crushes on 8 tubes of
[15:16] <Thero> Retards.
[15:16] <Thero> Retards with access to lipstick.
[15:16] <Cyaniide> What about them?
[15:17] <Thero> [18:15] <Twin> i can see what he was getting at, but who the hell just
[15:17] <jmx> we were talking about you
[15:17] <Thero> Hola jmx.
[15:17] <jmx> A local woman accused of leaving her 1-month-old son alone for up to 90 minutes
[15:17] <jmx> Christina L. Ferschke, of the 1000 block of Southwest McCall Road, reportedly w
[15:17] <jmx> obviously she was hoping for a kid snatcher to come along
[15:18] <Cyaniide> Free babysitting.
[15:18] <jmx> where are the bastards when you need them?
[15:18] <Cyaniide> Leave him there, come back in 2 hours, OMG WHERES MYH KID!@#
[15:18] <jmx> worse, the kid is still there
[15:19] <Thero> wait wtfg
[15:19] <Thero> he's still THERE
[15:19] <Thero> the cops didnt like take him to a safe place or anything?
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