Session Start: Tue Apr 11 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <Promoe> it's cause most
[00:00] <Teepo_> lol
[00:00] <Promoe> can relate
[00:00] <Promoe> which is sad.
[00:00] <Zera> "first thing i thought was Doom 3 has better lighting" like wtf
[00:00] <Teepo_> no.. it was too much WoW
[00:00] <Teepo_> and whenever i was running low on money in WoW
[00:00] <Teepo_> i would just buy some more
[00:00] <Zera> hah
[00:00] <Teepo_> so i had this huge phone bill to pay off
[00:00] <Teepo_> and i go online
[00:00] <Teepo_> and i sit there for a moment.. and i'm like. WTF am i doing
[00:00] <Teepo_> i can't buy money with money
[00:00] <Promoe> if only.
[00:00] <Zera> be good if the trade worked the other way...WoW Gold for cash
[00:00] <Teepo_> it does
[00:01] <Promoe> yea
[00:01] <Teepo_> but its illegal
[00:01] <Zera> just farm like a motherfuck and sell the gold
[00:01] <Zera> or get a 60 and go to ebay -_-
[00:01] <Teepo_> and you only get like 10 bucks for 1000.. when it costs 15 bucks to buy 200
[00:01] <Teepo_> so its not worth it
[00:01] <Teepo_> i dont far
[00:01] <Teepo_> i buy
[00:01] <Teepo_> i'm too fucking lazy
[00:01] <Zera> or find some mystical way to put yourself into the game
[00:01] <Zera> that way money is money
[00:02] <Teepo_> .hack
[00:02] <Teepo_> lol
[00:02] <Promoe> or stop playing so much damn wow
[00:02] <Zera> but then wtf is he gonna do
[00:02] <Promoe> and get a bloody job.
[00:02] <Zera> ah true
[00:02] <Promoe> work?
[00:02] <Teepo_> i did. i quit WoW and went back to playing FFXI
[00:02] <Teepo_> i do work
[00:02] <Promoe> ...doing what
[00:02] <Promoe> ?
[00:02] <Zera> homemade porn is not work
[00:02] <Teepo_> i am the guy that is the jack of all trades at the local grocery store
[00:02] <Teepo_> i work every department
[00:02] <Promoe> specially when there's only one person involved, Zera
[00:03] <Teepo_> sometimes 3 or 4 each day
[00:03] <Zera> i dont think many people would buy porn of a guy by himself
[00:03] <Teepo_> OMFG
[00:03] <Teepo_> EWWW
[00:03] <Teepo_> ouch
[00:03] <Promoe> people still buy porn?
[00:03] <Teepo_> mother fucker
[00:03] <Teepo_> it hurts just looking at that
[00:03] <Promoe> internet=free porn.
[00:03] <Zera> well yeh
[00:03] <Zera> but some people still rent it
[00:03] <Teepo_> my buddy just gave me a link to an animated gif
[00:04] <Teepo_> of some guy cutting of the head of his penis
[00:04] <Promoe> well don't hold out teep
[00:04] <Zera> wtf
[00:04] <Teepo_> e
[00:04] <Teepo_> <Skyler> Quote: h
[00:04] <Teepo_> doh
[00:04] <Teepo_> Quote: http://wtfux.org/gif/src/1141490723274.gif
[00:04] <Teepo_> there ya go
[00:04] <Teepo_> i almost puked
[00:04] <Zera> i really dont wanna see that
[00:04] <Teepo_> i never wanna see that again
[00:04] <Zera> so im going to just pretend i saw it
[00:05] <Zera> OMG! eww how the hell can he do that to himself!
[00:05] <Promoe> damn
[00:05] <Teepo_> my question is why would anyone do that to themselves
[00:05] <Promoe> clicked on it.. closed IRC
[00:05] <Teepo_> hey promoe you wannna see this?
[00:05] <Promoe> i'm not sure anymore
[00:05] <Promoe> but yes.
[00:05] <Teepo_> Quote: http://wtfux.org/gif/src/1141490723274.gif
[00:05] <Zera> theres so many things wrong with taht
[00:05] <Teepo_> WARNING: THAT LINK CONTAINS SHIT THAT WILL MAKE YOU PUKE
[00:05] <TMH_> hey
[00:05] <TMH_> teepo
[00:05] <TMH_> you know
[00:05] <TMH_> it's a nice idea to stick something like
[00:05] <Promoe> holy mother of god.
[00:06] <TMH_> "nsfw"
[00:06] <TMH_> next to links you post
[00:06] <TMH_> if they are not safe for work
[00:06] <Teepo_> i told you what it was before i posted it
[00:06] <Promoe> that is wrong in every way possible.
[00:06] <Teepo_> why would anyone do that to themselves
[00:06] <Zera> to be put on the net
[00:06] <Zera> duh
[00:06] <Teepo_> dude.. he can't have sex anymore
[00:06] <Zera> yeh but atleast he's famous now
[00:07] <Zera> all the chicks'll...
[00:07] <Zera> oh right
[00:07] <Zera> yeh holy shit why'd he do that
[00:07] <Teepo_> appearantly there is an entire website of people doing this to themselves
[00:07] <Promoe> W
[00:07] <Promoe> T
[00:07] <Promoe> F
[00:07] <Teepo_> there's a guy who cut his penis up the shaft so when he cums it also goes ou
[00:07] <Zera> how many people here are IRC'ing from work anyway?
[00:08] <Promoe> a community of people... who lop off the tip of their wangs?
[00:08] <Zera> thats devotion
[00:08] <Teepo_> dude.. this entire site is probably made and run by emos
[00:08] <TMH_> hey
[00:08] <Teepo_> who found a new form of cutting
[00:08] <TMH_> its not devotion
[00:08] <TMH_> it's boredom
[00:08] <TMH_> and also "sticking it to the man" in a way
[00:08] <Zera> "im so bored ill cut off the tip of my dick"
[00:08] <TMH_> you're paying me to work on your website
[00:08] <TMH_> but in actual fact
[00:09] <Teepo_> TMH are you saying you'd lop off your cock's head or cut a slit up the shaft
[00:09] <TMH_> I am discussing dicksplitting
[00:09] <Zera> yeh thats a natural conclusion to boredom
[00:09] <TMH_> urm
[00:09] <TMH_> I said that in response to
[00:09] <Teepo_> if you were bored?
[00:09] <TMH_> 08:07 < Zera> how many people here are IRC'ing from work anyway?
[00:09] <TMH_> 08:07 < Zera> thats devotion
[00:09] <Teepo_> thats devotion was refering to the website
[00:09] <Zera> i was meaning devotion to the community reference
[00:09] <TMH_> oh I see
[00:09] <Promoe> holy crap
[00:09] <Zera> [17:07:41] <Zera> how many people here are IRC'ing from work anyway?
[00:09] <Zera> [17:08:09] <Promoe> a community of people... who lop off the tip of thei
[00:09] <Zera> [17:08:17] <Zera> thats devotion
[00:09] <TMH_> ok
[00:09] <Promoe> http://wtfux.org/random/src/1144670417690.jpg possibly nsfw
[00:09] <Teepo_> promoe.. it is NSFW
[00:10] <Teepo_> there is no way around it
[00:10] <Promoe> creepy
[00:10] <TMH_> what the fuck is that man
[00:10] <TMH_> what the fuck
[00:10] <Zera> it either is or it isnt
[00:10] <TMH_> the fuck
[00:10] <TMH_> what
[00:10] <TMH_> actually
[00:10] <TMH_> fuck you all
[00:10] <Promoe> harlequin ichthyosis
[00:10] <TMH_> I'm going to watch oz
[00:10] <TMH_> I hope you all get aids
[00:10] <Zera> i really dont wanna click that link now
[00:10] <Teepo_> what the fuck is thaT
[00:11] <Teepo_> dude is that like a fetus or something
[00:11] <Promoe> its a kid
[00:11] <Promoe> with harlequin icthyosis
[00:11] <Teepo_> thats not a kid
[00:11] <Teepo_> thats a fetus
[00:11] <Promoe> a fetus doesn't stand on a couch
[00:11] <Teepo_> this one does
[00:11] <Promoe> on it's own
[00:11] * Zera is oh so glad he didnt click on it now
[00:11] <Promoe> a fetus can not be 3-4 feet tall, either.
[00:12] <Teepo_> its a GIANT fetus
[00:12] <Teepo_> the one that science wants to get its hands on
[00:12] <Teepo_> http://horriblead.ytmnd.com/ AHAHAHA
[00:12] <Promoe> it's creepin
[00:12] <Promoe> either way.
[00:12] <Teepo_> lol
[00:13] <Teepo_> http://horriblead.ytmnd.com/ <--work safe
[00:13] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[00:13] <Promoe> that
[00:13] <Promoe> is
[00:13] <Promoe> so wrong.
[00:13] <Teepo_> lol
[00:13] <Teepo_> read the caption
[00:13] <qoa> That's hardly worksafe.
[00:13] <Teepo_> it gets worse
[00:13] <Teepo_> qoa.. its a real ad
[00:14] <Teepo_> i've seen it
[00:14] <Teepo_> i'm not surprised it made it to ytmnd
[00:14] <qoa> I realize that.
[00:14] <Teepo_> someone should get fired for that
[00:14] <Promoe> no kidding
[00:15] <qoa> If you don't think that a shot of two 8 year old's snatch through some skin tig
[00:15] <Teepo_> i guess it depends on your work
[00:15] <Teepo_> ytmnd didnt list that as nsfw.. but yet they labeled nigga stole my bike as
[00:27] <RMD> aw christ
[00:27] <RMD> that ad is awful
[00:35] <notpinin> everyone is sleeping?
[00:35] <notpinin> ;[
[00:35] <RMD> not me
[00:35] <RMD> i'm just bored as shit
[00:35] <RMD> i'm playing madden 06 on xbx
[00:36] <notpinin> ah nice
[00:36] <notpinin> i just got in
[00:36] <notpinin> still pretty drunk
[00:36] <notpinin> even though i haven't drank anything in over an hour
[00:36] <notpinin> ;[
[00:37] <glen2> Drink pleanty of water to avoid a hangover.
[00:41] <notpinin> word glen i always do
[00:46] <Ifrit> haha
[00:46] <notpinin> ?
[00:46] <Ifrit> watching The Mask in the first time in years
[00:47] <notpinin> ah
[00:47] <notpinin> cuban pete!
[00:47] <Ifrit> I'm not sure if i even got all the humor in it when i was little
[00:48] <Ifrit> like when he pulls out the condom "Sorry, wrong pocket"
[00:49] <intra> yo.
[00:49] <Ifrit> k
[00:49] <notpinin> ya
[00:49] <notpinin> sup intra
[00:49] <notpinin> you old school mofo
[00:49] <notpinin> <jestuh
[00:49] <intra> hey. what's new?
[00:51] <intra> in school, right?
[00:52] <notpinin> word grad. in may
[00:52] <notpinin> :D
[00:52] <intra> nice
[00:52] <notpinin> where you been hiding?
[00:52] <intra> doing what?
[00:52] <notpinin> info sys tech
[00:52] <intra> eh, working.
[00:52] <notpinin> look at analyst jobs
[00:52] <notpinin> looking*
[00:52] <intra> not so much doing irc/other things anymore.
[00:52] <notpinin> i'm slightly drunk ;[
[00:52] <notpinin> you should be slacker
[00:52] <notpinin> ;[
[00:53] <intra> same.
[00:53] <intra> a friend just got a new job :)
[00:53] <intra> we celebrated.
[00:53] <notpinin> nice
[00:53] <notpinin> friend bbq'd cause it's soo nice out
[00:53] <intra> yeah dude
[00:53] <intra> 80 today in colorado
[00:53] <intra> insane
[00:54] <notpinin> word nice
[00:55] <intra> where do you live?
[00:57] <notpinin> chicago burbs...right now i'm 5 hours south in the tip of IL
[00:58] <intra> nice.
[00:58] <intra> i hope to move to chi/nyc soon
[00:59] <notpinin> they both own but i don't plan on leaving chitown
[00:59] <intra> maybe portland/seattle
[01:00] <notpinin> ko0
[01:00] <notpinin> aight nigga i gotta get to class in 6 hours
[01:00] <notpinin> peace
[01:00] <intra> word
[01:00] <intra> peace.
[01:10] <Sohcahtoa> Hmm...I've got some Coke, a bag of Doritos, and an uncomfortable computer
[01:28] <Ifrit> yeah
[01:28] <Ifrit> there's the cuban pete part
[01:28] <RMD> http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE
[01:29] <Kurin> How did that guy get that good and stay that fat?
[01:29] <Kurin> hahaha
[01:30] <Ifrit> wow, that's A
[01:30] <Ifrit> That's impressive
[01:31] <Ifrit> Kurin, DDR is mostly about endurance
[01:31] <RMD> kurin: that's me
[01:31] <RMD> and that was me oding shitty
[01:31] <RMD> er, doing
[01:31] <RMD> i sucked fuck on that run...
[01:32] <Kurin> You mean the bit where you hit the machine and fell down?
[01:32] <Ifrit> Well, you're better than me, and I started 3 years ago
[01:32] <Ifrit> I'm also overweight
[01:33] <RMD> so am i
[01:33] <RMD> kurin: no, everything leading up to that
[01:33] <RMD> i was way off timer
[01:33] <RMD> off beat
[01:33] <RMD> i can do much better but at the time i was half drunk and sleep deprived
[01:33] <RMD> bottle of sake + 10 bottles of Bawls + no sleep in 36 hours = mistakes
[01:34] <Ifrit> I can barely clear So Deep, Tsugaru and My Summer Love
[01:35] <Ifrit> Of course I haven't played as often since i started as most others do
[01:36] <RMD> My Summer Love is simple
[01:36] <RMD> So Deep i don't like
[01:36] <RMD> and Tsugaru is just a nightmare
[01:37] <Ifrit> Have you ever got an ankle infection from playing too much?
[01:38] <Ifrit> I got that once, during the weekend of the European Cup '04
[01:38] <RMD> i never competed
[01:38] <RMD> not seriously anyways
[01:38] <Ifrit> I've only been to two national challenge cups (norway) myself
[01:39] <Ifrit> the third EC is being held this easter
[01:40] <Ifrit> at The Gathering, in Vikingskipet Olympic Hall, Hamar, Norway
[01:40] <Ifrit> I know most of Norway's best players
[02:11] * Zeratulcr is now known as Zera
[02:16] <timmo> Woman: Look at all these rude motherfuckin' men! Can't get up and let none of
[02:16] <timmo> Man: Having a vagina is not a disability.
[02:21] <Cobb> morn :|
[02:21] <Cobb> w2
[02:21] <poopy> Cobb Temp 67F/20C; Wind 7mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[02:21] <Kurin> Why do some CDs start with a 5 second track announcing the CD name
[02:21] <Kurin> "You are listening to X from WYZ"
[02:21] <Kurin> yeah no shit
[02:21] <Kurin> That's the CD I just put in the drive
[02:21] <timmo> what kind of tard cds are you buying?
[02:22] <daze> itunes
[02:22] <Kurin> This one is called, uh, "casiotone for the painfully alone"
[02:22] <Kurin> It's my roommate's
[02:22] <Cobb> he's emo?
[02:22] <Kurin> I think somewhat
[02:22] <Cobb> this cd will slit your wrists!
[02:22] <Kurin> He listens to this one guy who, I swear, fucking cries right into the microph
[02:22] <Kurin> shu shu?
[02:23] <Cobb> he IS emo
[02:23] <Cobb> get away from him! now!
[02:23] <Kurin> Well you wouldn't know it to talk to him
[02:23] <Kurin> I mean he's a nice guy, not depressed, etc
[02:23] <Cobb> before you dye your hair
[02:23] <Kurin> undyed hair
[02:23] <Cobb> oh :| semi-emo, or a prospect emo as we say
[02:24] <Kurin> Well I wouldn't be surprised if he knows more about music than you do, but ye
[02:24] <Cobb> I seriously doubt it but ok...
[02:25] <Cobb> *pats 20yr old vynil pile*
[02:25] <Rjx> "A Florida county is posting the Social Security numbers, bank account info and
[02:25] <Kurin> nice
[02:26] <Kurin> Where is this info
[02:26] <Rjx> Included in the documents that are publicly available are dates of birth and So
[02:26] <Cobb> Rjx: url?
[02:26] <Stereo``> i don't think that's the kind of records that are required to be public
[02:26] <Rjx> http://www.computerworld.com/securitytopics/security/privacy/story/0,10801,1103
[02:26] <Stereo``> and if they are, then the law is pretty stupid
[02:27] <Rjx> PHARMACEUTICAL companies are systematically creating diseases in order to sell
[02:28] <Cobb> ps aux | grep sql
[02:28] <Cobb> oops
[02:28] <Rjx> Disease-awareness campaigns are often funded by drug companies, and \u201cmore
[02:29] <Rjx> i've been saying this for a while
[02:29] <Rjx> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2128371,00.html
[02:29] <Kurin> Yeah, they say all the sleepmongering is done by whoever makes ambien
[02:29] <Rjx> yeah
[02:32] <Cobb> Rjx: do you remember father ted?
[02:33] <Cobb> being a brit an all
[02:34] <RMD> father ted was teh pwn
[02:34] <Rjx> i do
[02:34] <Cobb> well im getting the full 3 seasons dvd's today :D
[02:34] <RMD> welle xcuse the everliving fuck out of me for violating one of your idle script
[02:35] <Cobb> IM TEH HAPPY!
[02:35] <RMD> jesus fuck, you'd think if you're gonna idle for a few epochs then you could tu
[02:35] <RMD> cobb: noice. mind ripping and seeding the discs?
[02:35] <Cobb> expect full dvd img on the ed2k network by this time tomorrow
[02:35] <Rjx> pwn
[02:35] <pinkboa> cringe.
[02:35] <Rjx> pwned
[02:35] <pinkboa> cringe.
[02:35] <Rjx> pwned
[02:35] <pinkboa> cringe.
[02:35] <Kurin> Camn down dude
[02:35] <Cobb> but of course
[02:35] <Kurin> calm*
[02:35] <Kurin> heh
[02:35] <Rjx> sommat
[02:36] <Kurin> hah
[02:36] <Kurin> !y2k
[02:36] <pinkboa> "After watching the riveting new Jodie Foster film, upper-middle class fami
[02:36] <Cobb> Im guessing Ill do both versions rip and full dvd
[02:37] <Cobb> for the more bandwidth endowed
[02:38] <Rjx> !pending
[02:38] <pinkboa> - www.qdb.us - 11689 quotes approved; 1379 pending; karma: 50.93</td>
[02:38] <Rjx> !bashpending
[02:38] <Rjx> !pending2
[02:38] <pinkboa> - www.bash.org - </table>
[02:38] <Cobb> Rjx: whts the karma thing?
[02:47] <Stereo``> average score
[02:51] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Your%20karma%20is%20
[02:51] <Rjx> haha http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/good%20idea%20g
[02:55] <Rjx> http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/newspictures/2006-04-09T154451Z_0
[02:55] <Rjx> check out the flag
[02:55] <Rjx> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/61/Kane.jpg/240px-Kane.jpg
[02:58] <redmachin> ok
[02:59] <Rjx> 10-4
[03:00] <finn__> photoshopped or was it really there?
[03:02] <Rjx> well that's the reuters photo
[03:02] <Rjx> so no clue at this point
[03:03] * redmachin is now known as RMD
[03:05] <ExZippo_> Looks shopped to me
[03:05] <RMD> i had to deal with 250k mexicans today
[03:05] <ExZippo_> either that or they saved it in a shitty res
[03:06] <finn__> I suppose it is shopped. I don't think soldiers would dare and put up a diff
[03:06] <RMD> link to that pic again?
[03:06] <ohnedich> yes
[03:06] <ohnedich> link again
[03:07] <ohnedich> http://pictures.humpingfrog.com/12038/2005/11/camouflaged-volkswagen.html
[03:07] <finn__> http://i.today.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/newspictures/2006-04-09T154451
[03:07] <RMD> ok
[03:07] <RMD> wtf is that flag of
[03:07] <RMD> Omni Consumer Products?
[03:07] <Rjx> brotherhood of NOD
[03:07] <ohnedich> it is ok to bear signs on the units flag
[03:07] <RMD> oh
[03:07] <ohnedich> even to change it in some situationes
[03:08] <RMD> OHHHH
[03:08] <RMD> i see now
[03:08] <RMD> i'm a retard
[03:08] <ohnedich> hand of NOD
[03:08] <ohnedich> GDI
[03:08] <ohnedich> yes
[03:17] <ohnedich> http://pictures.humpingfrog.com/5360/2005/10/break-this-record.html <--
[03:36] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:43] <Cobb> hum redmachine
[03:43] <Cobb> RMD: anything related to the big red mAchine?
[03:44] <RMD> Red Machine D
[03:44] <RMD> nothing to do with wrestling or baseball
[03:44] <Cobb> I know
[03:44] <Cobb> I was talking about something else
[03:45] <Cobb> some other big red machine
[03:45] <RMD> oh
[03:46] <Cobb> the REAL one
[03:47] <ExZippo_> guys
[03:47] <ExZippo_> http://img162.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolol29qy.jpg
[03:48] <ohnedich> zippo the lighter
[03:49] <ohnedich> sorry
[03:49] <ohnedich> i mennt to say
[03:49] <ohnedich> fuck you
[03:50] <Cobb> just a typo then ?
[03:50] <ohnedich> common typo
[03:52] <ExZippo_> Fuck up you shitstain licking scrotum milking goat hearder.
[03:53] <ohnedich> you are weird
[03:53] <ohnedich> and i think you misspeled "hearder"
[03:53] <ohnedich> quack!
[03:53] <ducklord> yo
[03:54] <Thadius> woof!
[03:54] <ohnedich> whassup duckman ?
[03:54] <ExZippo_> http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e179/wonderoutloudplus/extrazzz/prettyen
[03:54] <ducklord> family guy
[03:55] <ohnedich> takin' care of the ducklins
[03:55] <ohnedich> ?
[03:55] <ducklord> ya
[03:55] <ohnedich> when is the duck season ?
[03:56] <Cobb> its already going
[03:56] <ducklord> my time to shine
[03:56] <Cobb> h5n1 scares the crap out of ducks, so they suicide
[03:56] <ohnedich> it should scare the duck ,not the crap in it
[03:58] <Cobb> dammit, time sure is dragging today
[03:59] <ohnedich> yeah
[03:59] <ohnedich> i should get some sleep
[04:00] <Cobb> its noon here
[04:00] <Cobb> w2
[04:00] <poopy> Cobb Temp 68F/20C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[04:01] <Cobb> and its nice outside
[04:02] <Cobb> this can only mean one thing! Im going for a ride wheN I get off work
[04:02] <ohnedich> ride ?
[04:02] <ohnedich> ride what ?
[04:03] <Cobb> mmo'cycle
[04:04] <Cobb> only five more hours to go
[04:08] <Cobb> *yawn*
[04:21] <Cobb> w2
[04:21] <poopy> Cobb Temp 68F/20C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[04:31] <RMD> QUACK
[04:33] <ohnedich> RMD season
[04:36] <ducklord> ..
[04:55] <ExZippo_> THE ENDING OS LOST IS IT WAS THE MATRIX
[04:57] <Cobb> what?!
[04:57] <ducklord> he's sleep-ircing again
[04:58] <Cobb> I must go and hunt some lunch
[04:58] <Cobb> 13.00
[04:58] * Cobb is gone - lunch time
[05:01] <Rjx> anyone here done paid web development/site setup work?
[05:01] <jeek> <-
[05:01] <Rjx> my question is what is a reasonable hourly rate
[05:01] <Kurin> Nothing I was proud of
[05:02] <jeek> Different rates for art, HTML, and coding.
[05:02] <Rjx> most of the work involved integrating a design into wordpress/drupal and constr
[05:02] <Kurin> http://www.nolo.com/article.cfm/objectID/D57108CA-CD9E-448E-955369600DF96F20/
[05:03] <jeek> I don't think it was reasonable, but a guy charged $80/hr for the server setup
[05:03] <jeek> I did similar work for a large pizza hut pizza with extra pepperoni.
[05:03] <Rjx> haha
[05:04] <Serena[T]> basically comes down - pay as little as you can or demand as much as you
[05:04] <Rjx> by the time everything is done, this will probably have been about 20 hours
[05:04] <Serena[T]> i've done server setup at $50/hr
[05:04] <Rjx> given i also had to vectorise the logo from a business card for the site graphi
[05:05] <Serena[T]> find a poor journalism student to do that for $20
[05:05] <Rjx> well i'm the one charging
[05:05] <Serena[T]> oh!
[05:07] <Serena[T]> i still don't know what to tell you - web development goes from working f
[05:09] <Rjx> i'm probably just going to charge $300-400 for the work
[05:09] * Serena[T] nods
[05:09] <Kurin> what
[05:09] <Kurin> $20/hr?
[05:10] <Kurin> Unless you make a really, really basic site, you're getting ripped off
[05:10] <Tark-Work> DNA testing failed to connect any members of the Duke University lacrosse
[05:10] <Tark-Work> spent the past three weeks villifying those kids, turns out none of them
[05:10] <Serena[T]> did the girl make it all up?
[05:10] <Kurin> What, they're totally fair and balanced
[05:11] <jeek> Or they didn't nut in her
[05:11] <Kurin> We're hearing both sides of the stripper-rape issue
[05:11] <Tark-Work> it doesn't say
[05:11] <Tark-Work> jeek *someone* nutted in here
[05:11] <Kurin> Just like we hear both sides of the evolution issue
[05:11] <jeek> Yeah, but she's a stripper
[05:11] <jeek> Hell, I probably nut in her that night
[05:11] <jeek> All they need to do is have the guy that was dumb enough to nut in her give a
[05:11] <jeek> And they're in the cleaaaar
[05:11] <jeek> It's easy to get away with rape/murder. Trust me on this.
[05:12] * Serena[T] eyes jeek
[05:12] <Tark-Work> err
[05:13] <Tark-Work> The allegations have led to the resignation of coach Mike Pressler, the c
[05:13] <ducklord> was oz involved?
[05:14] <jeek> free music, funny song: http://amb.psychopathicrecords.com/audio/amb_old_girl.
[05:14] * jeek eyes Serena.
[05:14] * Serena[T] steals jeek's eyes and puts them in the eye jar
[05:14] * ducklord eyes [FraKC]Tu
[05:14] <jeek> Serena: girl, I know you want this love.
[05:14] <Tark-Work> Thuryn
[05:14] <Serena[T]> i'm not sure your little brain could handle me ;)
[05:14] <Tark-Work> what's up, buddy
[05:15] <jeek> Bitch, I got so much smarts I ain't even used 'em yet.
[05:15] <Serena[T]> you keep telling yourself that..
[05:15] <jeek> I used to rock a 179 IQ, but I guarantee I've gotten quite a bit dumber since
[05:15] <Thuryn> heh. i should be Thur-Work
[05:15] <Thuryn> not much. just catching up on stuff before the calls start coming in
[05:15] <Thuryn> what was between irc and weed?
[05:15] <julianz> IQ scale goes to 150
[05:15] <jeek> High school
[05:15] <julianz> :)
[05:15] <jeek> jul: lies
[05:16] <Thuryn> high school did you more damage than the weed or irc
[05:16] <Serena[T]> highschool ruined your iq?
[05:16] <Serena[T]> i'll believe it
[05:16] <jeek> Didn't Einstein have like a 320?
[05:16] <Rjx> ...no
[05:16] <Tark-Work> no
[05:16] <Serena[T]> no
[05:16] <Rjx> maybe you're thinking of cheetos
[05:16] <Thuryn> he's thinking of his credit score
[05:16] <julianz> generally accepted IQ exams go to 150
[05:16] <ducklord> john stuart mill is rumored to have had the highest IQ
[05:16] <ducklord> right up there with geena davis
[05:16] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia john stewart mill
[05:16] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia john stewart mill": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stuart_M
[05:17] <Rjx> highest recorded IQ is marilyn vos savant
[05:17] <Rjx> with 228
[05:17] <jeek> I thought IQ was relative to your age.
[05:17] <ducklord> I thought they didn't record iqs over 200
[05:17] <Serena[T]> and all she got was a newspaper column
[05:17] <Thuryn> 150 can't be the max. i have a 148
[05:17] <Thuryn> ;p
[05:17] <julianz> rahh
[05:17] <ducklord> I'm somewhere around there too, Thadius
[05:17] <ducklord> Thuryn
[05:17] <julianz> out of smokes till 3pm
[05:17] <Thuryn> (last i was tested)
[05:17] <julianz> i'm going to go nuts
[05:17] <ducklord> john stuart mill studied ancient greek at the age of 3
[05:17] <Rjx> Adult IQs are measured by standard deviations, in which her adult IQ would comp
[05:17] <julianz> gosh let me whip out my psych notes
[05:18] <Thuryn> so what? that's just a language
[05:18] <Thuryn> *every* child is learning languages at that age
[05:18] <ducklord> not every child is bilingual at age 3, though
[05:18] <ducklord> By the age of eight he had read Aesop's Fables, Xenophon's Anabasis, and t
[05:18] <ducklord> well, shit
[05:18] <Rjx> my IQ is the number 1 followed by ten kilometers of typewritten zeros
[05:18] <Rjx> multiplied by 2
[05:18] <ducklord> i had read aesops fables at age 8 too
[05:18] <Rjx> plus 3
[05:19] <ducklord> screw you, mill
[05:19] <Thuryn> ducklord, most children with bilingual parents are themselves bilingual at t
[05:19] <Rjx> actually, if you take an official test they'll give you a percentile score
[05:19] <jeek> Thuryn: Your mother is bilingual!
[05:19] <jeek> ooo zing!
[05:19] <Rjx> because with so many scales a number is meaningless
[05:19] <julianz> IQ is really only measurable as a child anyways
[05:19] <julianz> adult IQ is less reliable
[05:20] <Rjx> it can fluctuate based on circumstance
[05:20] <julianz> mental age/chronological age * 100
[05:20] <Thuryn> jeek, yeah. she speaks English and Idiot. she had to learn the second one
[05:20] <julianz> = IQ
[05:20] <jeek> We all need to get Brain Age for the DS when it comes out.
[05:20] <jeek> Thuryn: She knows who my father is?
[05:20] <jeek> Shit, she's one-up on me, then.
[05:20] <Thuryn> jeek, of course. she's your mom.
[05:21] <ducklord> your mom goes to college
[05:21] <Thuryn> didn't you know? we're brothers, dude.
[05:21] <jeek> !
[05:21] <Thuryn> well
[05:21] <jeek> Fun times. I'm adopted. :/
[05:21] <Thuryn> half-brothers
[05:21] <julianz> stanford iq measures lots of stuff though
[05:21] <Rjx> i don't like the idea of IQ for a reason
[05:21] <Thuryn> yeah. she didn't like you much, so she gave you away.
[05:21] <ducklord> I'm afraid to IQ test
[05:21] <ducklord> I might be dumb
[05:21] <Rjx> if it really is a measure of intelligence (which thankfully it isn't)
[05:21] <julianz> iq is suc a generally-used term
[05:21] <Thuryn> ducklord, stupid is as stupid does. ;)
[05:21] <julianz> there's the benet and the stanford-benet which measure completely different
[05:21] <ducklord> ;[
[05:22] <julianz> and are intended for two different age groups
[05:22] <Rjx> i was placed in the 98th percentile (top 2%) meaning that 98% of the people aro
[05:22] <Rjx> and i am pretty goddamn stupid
[05:22] <Rjx> so it does not fill me with a lot of hope
[05:22] <Kurin> You should join mensa
[05:22] <Kurin> and sneer
[05:22] <Rjx> i looked into the local chapter, but for anything other than networking there'd
[05:22] <julianz> i used to rock the 99th percentile on state progress exams in like grade 2
[05:22] <julianz> mensa is tight for networking, i'm a member of the bloomington chapter
[05:22] <Rjx> there are members from pretty high up in various organisations
[05:23] <Rjx> well that was my reason for considering joining
[05:23] <julianz> met tons of pot heads
[05:23] <Serena[T]> i've talked to the mensa people.. but i couldn't get over the urge to sla
[05:23] <Rjx> haha
[05:23] <julianz> seriously
[05:23] <ducklord> I'm in the top 2% of whoever got drafted for the .no military forces
[05:23] <Rjx> well yeah that's the problem, the bar is set pretty low
[05:23] <ducklord> but that doesn't say a lot, either
[05:23] <julianz> dude i buy my shit off of i see every month at mensa meeting
[05:23] <julianz> nah
[05:23] <julianz> this dude's a genius
[05:23] <ducklord> a genius at a mensa meeting? :o
[05:24] <Rjx> i wonder if i could sneak my way into a prometheus society meeting
[05:24] <Rjx> or the triple niners
[05:24] <jeek> Hell, I buy my weed off that guy I know from the NAMBLA meetings.
[05:24] <julianz> bilderbergersz
[05:24] <jeek> NAMBLA > Mensa
[05:24] <julianz> stfu
[05:25] <ducklord> geekissues for the win
[05:25] <Rjx> i almost went to a national schizophrenia fellowship meeting last month
[05:25] <Rjx> then i remembered all the other schizophrenic people i'd known in real life
[05:25] <Rjx> and decided i really didn't want to be in an entire room of them
[05:25] <ducklord> were you
[05:25] <ducklord> :(
[05:25] <julianz> GOD
[05:25] <julianz> i need a cigarette
[05:25] <Rjx> me too
[05:26] <Rjx> i have to head out and pay some library fines
[05:26] <julianz> no unemployment check until 3pm though :(
[05:26] <ducklord> use your brains
[05:26] <ducklord> and make a get rich quick scheme
[05:26] <jeek> It's not hard.
[05:26] <jeek> "Rob somebody that had more money than me."
[05:26] <julianz> that usually consists of going door-to-door and getting pocket change from
[05:27] <ducklord> replace "had" with "have", and they you're set
[05:27] <ducklord> "will explain quantum physics for a dollar"
[05:27] * Tark-Work looks over at 10 cartons of cigarettes left from his last haul
[05:27] <jeek> ducklord: Well, after you rob someone, they have less money. :)
[05:27] <Tark-Work> better smoke these or they're gonna go stale
[05:28] <julianz> what kind
[05:28] <Tark-Work> Camel Super Light
[05:28] <julianz> oh so air
[05:28] <ducklord> still trying to lose weight, tark?
[05:28] <julianz> i'm a newport guy
[05:28] <ducklord> <- marlboro man
[05:28] <Tark-Work> ducklord, I don't own a scale.. if I lost weight I wouldn't know. But I'
[05:28] <julianz> i used to smoke marlboro menthols
[05:29] <ducklord> and smoking super lights!
[05:29] <ducklord> anyways, good for you :)
[05:29] <julianz> then newports went on sale and i've been smokin those for like 2 months
[05:29] <Rjx> don't drink protein shakes
[05:29] <Rjx> if you're trying to lose weight
[05:29] <Cobb> I smoke national! support the country cancer medication industry!
[05:29] <Tark-Work> Rjx, huh?!
[05:29] <ducklord> I think we talked about that earlier
[05:30] <Tark-Work> I got this high soy protein powder that I drink with some juice right aft
[05:31] <julianz> damn towing place
[05:31] <julianz> charging me $3.50/day for 7 days for having my car there
[05:31] <julianz> 84.5
[05:31] <julianz> SHIT.
[05:31] <julianz> :(
[05:32] <Kurin> heh
[05:32] <Kurin> Two summers ago I parked my car in a no parking zone at like 9pm
[05:32] <Kurin> the zone was no parking 7am to 4pm
[05:32] <swight> wow, price increasing fast
[05:32] <Kurin> And I thought I'd move it in like an hour
[05:32] <Kurin> Four days later I said to my roommates, "hey you wanna go see a movie?"
[05:32] <Kurin> So we went to the parking lot
[05:32] <julianz> man i got towed for a bunk-ass reason
[05:32] <Rjx> Tark-Work: hot tip, get a pedometer
[05:32] <Kurin> And my car wasn't there
[05:33] <Rjx> lets you see how much you walk in a given day
[05:33] <Kurin> ANd that's when I went oh shit!
[05:33] <julianz> i parked outside of my dorm and came in to take a shit before going to the
[05:33] <julianz> and i come out and my car is gone
[05:33] <julianz> "parking in a fire lane"
[05:33] <Rjx> i find even pacing around daily adds like a mile to the amount i walk
[05:33] <Cobb> Rjx: now you mention it, Im going for my afternoon walk :)
[05:33] <Rjx> me too
[05:33] <Rjx> i try to stay above at least 5000 steps daily
[05:33] <Thuryn> <Serena[T]> i've talked to the mensa people.. but i couldn't get over
[05:33] <Thuryn> bahahaha
[05:34] <Rjx> alright be back in a bit
[05:34] <Cobb> instead of grabbing the car keys and spend 45mins looking for a parking space,
[05:34] <swight> Rjx, we should introduce Serena[T] to Marie
[05:34] <Thuryn> ...vos Savant?
[05:34] <Rjx> haha
[05:35] <Rjx> Marie is a little....crazy
[05:35] <swight> Marie is a mensa chick that you would slap the fuck out of
[05:35] <Tark-Work> hrm, playboy has a lil tube of axe body gel in it
[05:35] <Cobb> damn, still too early, the place im going only opens in 30mins
[05:35] <Thuryn> is she hot
[05:35] <swight> nope!
[05:35] <Rjx> i remember her getting drunk and ranting at a former boyfriend
[05:35] <Serena[T]> i didn't say all mensa people are like that.. just the ones i met with
[05:35] <Thuryn> maybe we'd want to fuck the slap out of her
[05:35] <Rjx> in another channel
[05:35] <Thuryn> oh, well n/m then
[05:35] <Rjx> for about 10 pages of scroll
[05:35] <Serena[T]> was it a good rant?
[05:35] <Serena[T]> mensa worthy?
[05:36] <Cobb> no typo's then
[05:36] <Thuryn> or at least bash-worthy?
[05:36] <Thuryn> *typos
[05:36] <Cobb> sorry
[05:36] <Thuryn> <3 irony
[05:36] <Cobb> <- not mensa material
[05:36] <swight> lol her love life is less than mensa worthy, when it comes to her love life,
[05:37] <Serena[T]> there are bears in mensa?
[05:37] <Cobb> an average bear can catch salmon in the air
[05:37] <swight> Yah, Colbert hates mensa for that reason. ... a joke lost on you.
[05:37] <Cobb> and kick any mensa member's ass
[05:38] <Thuryn> Smokey Bear is in MENSA
[05:38] <Cobb> mensa is sooo passé
[05:38] <Serena[T]> who do you think starts all those fires?
[05:38] <jonathans> mensa brainwashes people
[05:38] <Cobb> scientology is teh new mensa
[05:38] <wind> chunky chocolate muffin
[05:38] <wind> <3
[05:38] <Thuryn> bahahaha
[05:38] <Thuryn> scientology is the opposite end of the spectrum
[05:39] <jeek> The Juggalo Army is the new MENSA.
[05:39] <Thuryn> it's like the lottery of religions
[05:39] <wind> mensa?
[05:39] <Serena[T]> that's breakfast of the champions wind :) i had wafer rolls filled with c
[05:39] <csqrl> woohoo
[05:39] <csqrl> rent lowered
[05:39] <Serena[T]> nice
[05:39] <swight> there's a religious lottery? "Hope I get jew, hope I get jew!"
[05:40] <Thuryn> no, the other way. "Awww... not picked up by the mothership yet? Pay more
[05:40] <Thuryn> (stupid tax)
[05:40] <jonathans> DING DONG WONG GOT A RAP FOR MY CLOWNZ IM FAT AND UGLY; DEY PULL MY PANT
[05:40] <Thuryn> wtf is a "juggalo"
[05:40] <Rjx> * dre attacks you with "record deal" for 300 HP
[05:41] <swight> hahah
[05:41] <swight> Man, what a waste, read all that, and there is no one around to punch in the
[05:41] <Thuryn> lol
[05:45] * Cobb listening to Johnny Cash - if were A carpenter
[05:46] <Cobb> Cash, the only singer that makes covers that actually sound better than the or
[05:47] <Cobb> made*
[05:47] <jeek> I'm a juggalo. :/
[05:47] <Cobb> juggalo means fat
[05:47] <Cobb> right?
[05:47] <jeek> Thuryn, if you know to know what a juggalo is, listen to this song. http://amb
[05:47] <jeek> Cobb: Usually, but not always.
[05:48] <jeek> Juggalos, goths, and rivetheads are all cut from the same cloth.
[05:48] <jeek> They wear lots of black
[05:48] <jeek> Are usually pretty morbid
[05:48] <Cobb> you forgot emos
[05:48] <jeek> Goths are depressed and whiny
[05:48] <jonathans> unless you're talking about music
[05:48] <jeek> Rivetheads are angry
[05:48] <Thuryn> lol... "emoooooos"
[05:48] <jeek> Juggalos are funny/stupid
[05:49] <jonathans> in which case juggalos have nothing to do with any other stereotype
[05:49] <Cobb> lol teh emo caws
[05:49] <jonathans> as they listen exclusively to ICP and crap like it
[05:49] <jeek> jon: Eh, not a fan of ICP, but I enjoy the rest of the label
[05:49] <jonathans> not talking about the label either
[05:49] <jonathans> dont know anything about it
[05:50] <jeek> I mostly listen to Twiztid
[05:50] <jeek> Although, this pair called the Axe Murder Boyz just got signed, their CD comes
[05:50] <Cobb> at work I mostly listen to psu fans
[05:50] <jonathans> sounds gay
[05:51] <TMH_> well yeah
[05:51] <TMH_> the name does sound pretty gay
[05:51] <Cobb> I got to be honest, I dont understand (and really dont care) about new musci
[05:52] <TMH_> I mean
[05:52] <TMH_> they can't spell boys
[05:52] <TMH_> hint: it's spelt with an s
[05:52] <jeek> Bsyz?
[05:52] <Cobb> LOL
[05:52] <TMH_> ;[
[05:52] <TMH_> jeek man
[05:53] <TMH_> I'm sorry
[05:53] <TMH_> BUT THE WEDDING IS OFF
[05:53] <TMH_> I just can't love a man who can't spell ;[
[05:53] <TMH_> oh food time
[05:53] <jeek> THM: Yeah, but you can't resist having my facepaint smeared all over the insid
[05:53] <Cobb> ...
[05:54] <Cobb> what is this?! advanced cock fencing?
[05:54] <Cobb> or is t
[05:55] <Cobb> TMH a girl?
[05:56] <Tark-Work> hrm where's swight.
[05:56] <Tark-Work> http://www.redorbit.com/news/space/464883/nasa_chooses_new_spacecraft_to_
[05:56] <Tark-Work> TMH = Too Much Head
[05:56] <Cobb> eheheheh
[05:57] <TMH_> hehehe ;)
[05:57] <Cobb> now, I must go outside, and walk. in the sun. with people around. bbl
[05:58] <julianz> i have discovered a state-wide glitch in the online library catelog for ind
[05:58] <julianz> i am god
[05:58] <Thuryn> *catalog
[05:59] <TMH_> I*
[05:59] <julianz> sigh
[05:59] <TMH_> <3
[05:59] <TMH_> what does this glitch do
[05:59] <julianz> lists microfilms that haven't been available for 10 years
[05:59] <julianz> at libraries that dont have microfilms
[06:00] <TMH_> so they are available :o
[06:00] <julianz> yeah but not anywhere that it says they are
[06:00] <TMH_> WHY ARE THEY BEING SUPRESSED?
[06:00] <julianz> prob bc they're old
[06:00] <Thuryn> *suppressed
[06:00] <TMH_> WHAT TERRIBLE INCIDENT HAPPENED TEN YEARS AGO
[06:00] <Thuryn> clinton got head
[06:00] <Thuryn> in the white house
[06:01] <julianz> from a jew on easter
[06:01] <Thuryn> for free
[06:01] <julianz> at his desk
[06:01] <julianz> hooray for prepositions
[06:02] <wind> Woman, 82 gets a ticket for taking too long to cross the street - http://www.c
[06:02] <julianz> old, saw it on fox news 35 minutes ago
[06:04] <TMH_> serously man
[06:04] <TMH_> if you have to post it in tihs channel
[06:04] <TMH_> it's already old
[06:04] <Stereo``> what?
[06:05] <Ifrit> hmm
[06:05] <Ifrit> anchorman sucked...
[06:05] <Stereo``> yeah if the light is only green for 20s then that's ridiculous
[06:06] <Ifrit> how about Fun With Dick and Jane
[06:06] <wind> http://www.canada.com/topics/technology/story.html?id=e2e1dabf-1f81-483c-a6b6-
[06:07] <Stereo``> in other words "intel chips really are better, but noone knew until now"
[06:07] <wind> intel with apple
[06:09] <Rjx> wonder if we'll ever see apple release a fork of WINE with specific enhancement
[06:10] <Rjx> also that article is stupid
[06:10] <wind> :(
[06:10] <Rjx> no real benchmarks or even proper details of the hardware used
[06:11] <Rjx> and few quantifiable statistics
[06:11] <wind> lol
[06:11] <wind> http://news.com.com/Dare+I+say+this+aloud+Boot+Camp+is+a+gimmick/2010-1041_3-6
[06:11] <Rjx> Ripping and burning audio CDs was a tad faster in Windows Media Player compared
[06:11] <Rjx> "tad faster"
[06:11] <Rjx> i don't doubt the apple machines could outperform most custom built desktops
[06:12] <Rjx> given the hardware config is balanced beforehand
[06:12] <Rjx> but that article is plain poor
[06:12] <Rjx> haha what is his defintion of "gimmick"
[06:12] <Rjx> he makes some decent points there
[06:13] <Rjx> but they seem pretty obvious
[06:13] <Rjx> Apple's not endorsing Windows. It's endorsing the idea of Windows running on a
[06:13] <Rjx> oot Camp functions as a security blanket for PC users who would wet their beds
[06:13] <Rjx> *Boot
[06:13] <Stereo``> that's cause it's ... news.com.com (???) not /. or something
[06:13] <Stereo``> why is it news.com.com anyway
[06:14] <Rjx> haha wait
[06:14] <Rjx> is that CNET?
[06:14] <wind> it's cnet news
[06:14] <Rjx> yep it is
[06:14] <Rjx> they have ridiculously stupid articles
[06:14] <wind> lol
[06:14] <Stereo``> so the site is called "News.com"
[06:14] <Rjx> remember when samy created that XSS thing
[06:14] <Stereo``> so they got the url "News.com".com ??
[06:14] <Rjx> the headline read
[06:14] <Rjx> "SAMY DECLARES WAR ON WEB 2.0"
[06:14] <Rjx> and then went on to talk about how samy was a self-propogating worm
[06:15] * Thuryn rolls his eyes
[06:15] <Rjx> completely missing the point
[06:15] <Rjx> and the fact that samy was the _writer_ of the exploit
[06:15] <Thuryn> we're missouri.edu
[06:15] <Thuryn> we found a "missouri.edu.com" out there
[06:15] <Thuryn> it sparked a discussion about how <tld>.<othertld> really ought
[06:15] <Rjx> badger.badger.badger.badger.badger.badger.com.com
[06:16] <Stereo``> well
[06:16] <Stereo``> there's .on.ca and .co.uk and stuff
[06:16] <Thuryn> yeah, the country codes would be trouble
[06:16] <Stereo``> but i don't know if .co or .on is a tld
[06:16] <Rjx> well .co.uk is UK commercial
[06:16] <Thuryn> but i'm really thinking of the three- and four-letter ones
[06:16] <Rjx> it is widely used
[06:16] <Thuryn> right. and 'ac.uk' for ".edu"
[06:17] <Rjx> aye
[06:17] <Rjx> we can't get .edu or .gov etc.
[06:17] <Rjx> they're reserved for the US
[06:17] <Stereo``> !cc on
[06:17] <pinkboa> on: None
[06:17] <Stereo``> ok
[06:17] <Rjx> .gov.uk is for the UK government
[06:17] <Stereo``> .com.com is kinda stupid though
[06:17] <Kurin> .com.com isn't a tld
[06:17] <Kurin> It's just com.com
[06:18] <Stereo``> yeah.. it's still stupid
[06:18] <jonathans> zombo.zombo
[06:19] <Stereo``> dot.com is.. Austin?
[06:19] <Rjx> zom.bo
[06:19] <wind> wa.ng
[06:19] <Rjx> corrected for web 2.0 compliance
[06:19] <Stereo``> !cc bo
[06:19] <pinkboa> bo: Bolivia
[06:19] <Rjx> zom.boli.cio.us
[06:19] <Stereo``> zom.bo/com
[06:19] <wind> lol
[06:20] <ducklord> ell o ell
[06:20] <wind> i can watch welcome back kotter on aol tv
[06:23] <Rjx> But, wait\u2014what if Apple offered the opposite deal? Instead of a disk that
[06:23] <Rjx> HOW NEW AND INSIGHTFUL AND STUPID
[06:25] <wind> i <3 welcome back kotter
[06:30] <D1> back on drugz, feeling energetic!
[06:33] <Zera> hmm whats some possible reasons for MSN not sending a message really often? de
[06:33] <Zera> like say only half the messages you type are actually sent properly
[06:34] <TMH_> dodgy internet connection
[06:34] <TMH_> wireless is a big culprit
[06:34] <ducklord> yup
[06:34] <TMH_> duckie <3
[06:34] <Zera> would it still show the person as online during that though?
[06:35] <TMH_> yeah
[06:35] <TMH_> but the packets tend to go to nowhere
[06:35] <TMH_> depends on your wireless device
[06:36] <TMH_> they're meant to queue up for a bit
[06:36] <ducklord> y helo thar TMH_ <3
[06:36] <Zera> what if the problem had only occured recently though? like itd been normal for
[06:36] <Zera> and then just randomly started
[06:36] <TMH_> check for sources of interference
[06:37] <TMH_> overhead power cables
[06:37] <TMH_> microwaves
[06:37] <TMH_> mobile phones
[06:37] <TMH_> bigass lumps of steel between you and your access point
[06:38] <Zera> hmm okay thanks
[06:38] <Zera> hmm, microwave have to be on to mess with it?
[06:39] <TMH_> yeah
[06:39] <TMH_> or it needs to be replaced
[06:40] <TMH_> my microwave once started turning on for no reason with the door open
[06:40] <Zera> thats freaky
[06:40] <TMH_> that's not really very safe
[06:40] <Zera> id replace it from common sense if it did that
[06:40] <TMH_> I want to take the magneton out of it, direct its energy and cook people on th
[06:40] <Rjx> chuckle chuckle vision
[06:40] <Zera> hah
[06:40] <Rjx> chuckle vision
[06:40] <Rjx> chuckle chuckle vision
[06:40] <Tark-Work> chuckle
[06:42] <TMH_> to me!
[06:42] <TMH_> to you!
[06:42] <TMH_> to me!
[06:42] <TMH_> to you!
[06:42] <TMH_> to me!
[06:42] <TMH_> to you!
[06:42] <TMH_> and so on
[06:45] <FlaVouR> :D
[06:46] <TMH_> there'll be no fucking :Ding in here sunshine
[06:46] <Zera> okay, so its not wireless internet messing it up
[06:46] <Zera> as theyre not on wireless
[06:47] <TMH_> oh
[06:47] <FlaVouR> ):?
[06:48] <TMH_> no ideas then
[06:48] <Zera> they can do everything except msn stuff
[06:48] <Zera> so its gotta be some shit about msn
[06:48] <FlaVouR> what ports are blocked on the firewall
[06:48] <TMH_> ask FlaVouR or assmunch, between they know a lot
[06:48] <FlaVouR> if there is a firewall
[06:48] <TMH_> or [FraKC]Tu
[06:49] <Zera> the annoying thing is they cant respond directly...have to wait for emails and
[06:49] <FlaVouR> Zera are they behind a firewall or proxy?
[06:49] <Zera> *waits for response*
[06:50] <FlaVouR> k
[06:50] <FlaVouR> cos thats usually the fuckup
[06:50] <Zera> its wierd tho, cos it was like...half of what was typed was not being sent
[06:50] <FlaVouR> and has this problem just started to occur - like they could MSN yesterday
[06:50] <Zera> and then now nothing
[06:50] <TMH_> msn should work fine behind a firewall
[06:50] <FlaVouR> ph
[06:50] <Zera> yeh stuff like that
[06:50] <FlaVouR> then its not firewalling
[06:50] <FlaVouR> its probably routing
[06:51] <FlaVouR> noticed alot of odd shit going on with traffic routing of late
[06:51] <Rjx> http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies-archive.cfm/492281.html
[06:51] <Rjx> lots of people having the issue
[06:51] <Rjx> i get it too
[06:51] <FlaVouR> yeah
[06:51] <Rjx> could just be that the MSN messenger network sucks
[06:52] <FlaVouR> Rjx on my side lots of intermitant packetloss over the internetwork
[06:52] <FlaVouR> to international sites mostly
[06:52] <Zera> thats wierd...
[06:53] <FlaVouR> well
[06:53] <FlaVouR> I am in the butthole of the world
[06:53] <wind> the gangs around here don't use guns, they insert the bullets manually
[06:53] <FlaVouR> but there are definately routing issues
[06:53] <Zera> apparently that guy with beta 8 had no problems
[06:53] <Zera> perhaps its a 7.5 bug
[06:55] <FlaVouR> "I started getting the same thing many months ago. I tried different versio
[06:55] <Zera> wow
[06:55] <michael`> Dear Deb,
[06:55] <michael`> Please accept this letter as my formal notice of resignation, effective Mo
[06:55] <FlaVouR> and they should be working anyway not fucking around on MSN
[06:55] <michael`> Sincerely,
[06:55] <michael`> Michael
[06:55] <michael`> wadata, my damies.
[06:55] <michael`> wadata.
[06:55] <FlaVouR> michael` state a reason
[06:56] <FlaVouR> like " your company's policy of exploiting the little man disgusts me and I
[06:56] <Zera> i think theyre trying to restart it now...
[06:56] <Zera> atleast they signed off...
[06:56] <michael`> haha
[06:56] <michael`> good idea
[06:57] <FlaVouR> of course if you working for Greenpeace that may not work
[06:59] <FlaVouR> *twiddles thumbs*
[06:59] <Zera> they might not be coming back -__
[06:59] <Zera> -_-*
[07:00] <FlaVouR> problem solved
[07:00] <Zera> heh spose so
[07:00] <Zera> but still, wanna talk to them
[07:00] <FlaVouR> pick up a phone
[07:00] <Zera> MSN = webcamly goodness
[07:00] <FlaVouR> heh
[07:00] <FlaVouR> perve
[07:00] <Zera> heh
[07:01] <amonya> hey guys, know any channels where i can download animes please?
[07:01] <Zera> k they tryed Windows Messanger, signed on, guess they tried to say gday, didnt
[07:01] <ducklord> amonya; /j #0
[07:01] <ducklord> OH LOL
[07:01] <FlaVouR> :D
[07:01] <FlaVouR> stop trying to get quoted Norg
[07:01] <FlaVouR> we see through you
[07:02] <ducklord> what
[07:02] <FlaVouR> oh
[07:02] <FlaVouR> nothing
[07:02] <ducklord> that wasn't funny enough for you?
[07:02] <FlaVouR> *whistle*
[07:02] <ducklord> did I tell you about the time I lost a computer? literally *LOST* it?
[07:03] <Zera> yay they got it to work
[07:03] <FlaVouR> heh
[07:03] <FlaVouR> you could ping it and shit but you didnt know WHERe it physically was?
[07:03] <ducklord> YES!
[07:03] <FlaVouR> no
[07:03] <FlaVouR> you didnt
[07:03] <FlaVouR> tell us
[07:03] <ducklord> you kinda ruined the punchline, there
[07:03] <FlaVouR> oh
[07:03] <FlaVouR> shit
[07:03] <FlaVouR> sorry
[07:03] <Zera> haha
[07:04] <Zera> cos we've all read that on bash
[07:04] <ducklord> read what on the whatnow?
[07:04] <FlaVouR> whats Bash?
[07:04] <FlaVouR> #!/bin/bash?
[07:05] <FlaVouR> god DAMNIT! I am bored
[07:05] <FlaVouR> and its only 4 PM
[07:06] <ducklord> and I have to work at 5pm :|
[07:06] <Spidey> well it's only 10am here and i'm already bored
[07:06] <FlaVouR> I get off at 5
[07:06] <Spidey> w2
[07:06] <poopy> Spidey Temp 57.6F/14.2C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:52PM; high:(mi
[07:06] <ducklord> w2
[07:06] <poopy> ducklord Temp 45F/7C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:18PM; high:(mid 60s) low:
[07:07] <FlaVouR> W2
[07:07] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp 66F/19C; Wind 12mph; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunset 5:55PMSAST
[07:09] <FlaVouR> you kow what REALLY upsets me I mean REALLY
[07:09] <FlaVouR> quotes like this http://www.qdb.us/32515
[07:09] <FlaVouR> get accepted and ALL the funny shit I say gets rejected
[07:09] <Zera> thats actually....'okay'...didnt make me laugh
[07:10] <Zera> but it didnt make me say 'wow thats shit'
[07:10] <ducklord> it made Rjx cry
[07:10] <FlaVouR> its also older then the fucking hills
[07:10] <ducklord> and anything that hurts my friend is a big no for the norg
[07:10] <FlaVouR> agreed
[07:10] <GerbilWrk> uggg, i don't care for it either
[07:10] <FlaVouR> we dont need an angry norg in the place
[07:11] <Stereo``> that one made me say "wow that's shit"
[07:11] <ducklord> mess with the bull, and you'll get the norg
[07:11] <ducklord> uhm
[07:11] <FlaVouR> is there an appeal process?
[07:11] <Stereo``> and why does QDB alternate between using brown and blue
[07:12] <FlaVouR> grab the norg by the horns?
[07:12] <ducklord> that might work
[07:13] <Zera> oh wow, now i got a new quotes database to read
[07:13] <Zera> im sick of reading the same old shit on random1 at bash
[07:13] <FlaVouR> are you bash bashing?
[07:13] <Zera> ive read the entire thing
[07:13] <Zera> twice if random counts
[07:13] <ducklord> you might be retarded
[07:13] <ducklord> but I love you all the same
[07:13] <Zera> aww
[07:14] <Zera> it was a goal i knew i could accomplish
[07:14] * Zera starts at number 1 for the new quotes site
[07:14] <FlaVouR> dude
[07:14] <FlaVouR> you really need to get layed
[07:14] <ducklord> everytime someone has done something lame
[07:14] <ducklord> people come up with the "you need to get laid" stuff
[07:15] <ducklord> as if being lame excludes you from having sex with lame women
[07:15] <FlaVouR> good point
[07:15] <FlaVouR> I shall refrain from using that particular retort
[07:15] <Zera> heh
[07:15] <ducklord> then we are agreed, dear african friend
[07:15] <Zera> and whats wrong with reading an entire webpage anyway?
[07:15] <FlaVouR> instead I shall use something along the lines of "dude - you need to find s
[07:16] <Zera> hahaha
[07:16] <FlaVouR> altho right now .. lame pussy would do
[07:18] <ducklord> hunt down some chick in a wheelchair
[07:18] <FlaVouR> hah
[07:18] <FlaVouR> Iam going to kidnap a schoolgirl shortly
[07:18] <FlaVouR> I'll let you know how that goes
[07:20] <Zera> film it so we can see for ourselves how it went
[07:20] <FlaVouR> I'll try
[07:20] <FlaVouR> its hard to bludgeon someone while holding a camcorder tho
[07:20] <Zera> get a friend to hold it
[07:20] <FlaVouR> you've done this before havnt you?
[07:21] <Zera> <_<
[07:21] * Zera flees
[07:21] <FlaVouR> I am the FBI
[07:21] <FlaVouR> you are so busted
[07:21] <Zera> FlaVouR is ~fuhubu@dsl-146-79-109.telkomadsl.co.za * Matt <--- hows New Zea
[07:21] <FlaVouR> <erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to pin
[07:21] <Zera> yes
[07:22] <Zera> probably
[07:22] <FlaVouR> !cc .co.za
[07:22] <pinkboa> .co.za: None
[07:22] <FlaVouR> !cc .za
[07:22] <pinkboa> .za: South Africa
[07:22] <Zera> oh.
[07:22] <Zera> well that shuts me up
[07:22] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:22] <Zera> i saw the z...
[07:22] <FlaVouR> !cc ,nz
[07:22] <ducklord> ZAMBIA
[07:22] <pinkboa> ,nz: None
[07:22] <Zera> >_>
[07:22] <FlaVouR> !cc .nz
[07:22] <pinkboa> .nz: New Zealand (Aotearoa)
[07:22] <FlaVouR> Zambia is ZM
[07:22] <Zera> this is why i should read things before responding to them
[07:23] <FlaVouR> if they even have internet access
[07:23] <ducklord> don't put down your african brothers
[07:23] <FlaVouR> they a tribe of northern heathens
[07:23] <FlaVouR> !cc .zm
[07:23] <pinkboa> .zm: Zambia
[07:23] <FlaVouR> see
[07:23] <Ifrit> Fun with Dick and Jane was great
[07:24] <FlaVouR> I bet it was
[07:24] <ducklord> SEXUAL INNUENDO
[07:24] <FlaVouR> WHERE!
[07:24] <FlaVouR> <put sexual innuendo here>
[07:24] <Ifrit> :D
[07:25] <FlaVouR> in your end oh
[07:25] <Zera> heh
[07:25] <FlaVouR> damn i am bored
[07:25] <Thuryn> WITTY RETORT AND 'YOUR MOM' JOKE
[07:25] <Zera> read all of a quotes site
[07:26] <ducklord> man
[07:26] <ducklord> what the hell kind of work do you do, FlaVouR?
[07:26] <FlaVouR> I make short films
[07:26] <FlaVouR> documentories
[07:26] <FlaVouR> TV commercials
[07:26] <ducklord> really?
[07:26] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:27] <FlaVouR> www.creative-vision.co.za
[07:27] <FlaVouR> is the comapny I work for
[07:27] <FlaVouR> company
[07:27] <FlaVouR> and sometimes websites
[07:28] <ducklord> nice
[07:29] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:29] <FlaVouR> its fun
[07:29] <FlaVouR> our website is shit hto
[07:29] <FlaVouR> time for upgrade
[07:30] <reduus> HI
[07:30] <ducklord> hello my loud friend
[07:30] <FlaVouR> whats that supposed to mean?
[07:30] <FlaVouR> HI
[07:30] <FlaVouR> ?
[07:31] <FlaVouR> 4:31 PM and alls well
[07:31] <FlaVouR> where about in scandinavia are you Norg?
[07:31] <reduus> I was just making conversation
[07:32] <FlaVouR> Norway?
[07:32] <FlaVouR> sorry
[07:32] <FlaVouR> was a silly question
[07:32] <ducklord> indeed it was
[07:32] <ducklord> and yes, norway
[07:32] <FlaVouR> I like scandinavian girls
[07:32] <ducklord> we all do
[07:32] <FlaVouR> I bet
[07:32] <ducklord> atleast their appereance
[07:32] <reduus> http://00951.redu.us
[07:33] <FlaVouR> erm
[07:33] <FlaVouR> no
[07:33] <FlaVouR> and their cheery manner and easy aproach to sexual encounters with 2 of the
[07:34] <FlaVouR> thats MOSTLY why I like scandinavian girls
[07:35] <FlaVouR> ... are you all thinking abut scandinavian girls?
[07:36] <ducklord> it happens
[07:36] <FlaVouR> I know
[07:36] <Stereo``> only with 1 hand
[07:39] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:47] * ducklord is now known as imatwork
[07:57] <notpinin> ;[
[08:01] <Rjx> ;[
[08:01] <notpinin> why does tequila hate me so much?
[08:01] <notpinin> ;[
[08:02] <finn__> it loves me
[08:02] <finn__> it's the only booze I sometimes drink when I'm thirsty
[08:02] <notpinin> it love me long time last night
[08:06] <FlaVouR> Yumm
[08:06] <FlaVouR> feck
[08:06] <FlaVouR> its cold
[08:07] <Rjx> not for all the love in the world
[08:08] <Oopsie> All the love in the world.
[08:08] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[08:09] <Stereo``> why do you get all the love in the world?
[08:11] * Endorfins is now known as Malicious
[08:11] <notpinin> DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!
[08:12] <Malicious> nope
[08:24] <csqrl> haha sweet
[08:24] <csqrl> rg is the cocaptain of her team and a league board member
[08:24] <TMH_> I PICK THINGS UP
[08:24] <csqrl> the captain for her team just resigned
[08:24] <csqrl> so i'm encouraging her to do a power grab
[08:24] <csqrl> i think my ideal job
[08:24] <csqrl> would be man behind the curtain
[08:25] <csqrl> or like the guy who orchestrates all kinds of profitable evil behind the scen
[08:25] <csqrl> a puppeteer of man
[08:25] <csqrl> that would really be satisfying
[08:25] <jeek> I want to be the man behind the meat curtains
[08:26] <TMH_> hey guys
[08:26] <Stereo``> i think they call that criminal mastermind
[08:26] <TMH_> has there been any recorded cases
[08:26] <TMH_> where a CRT just exploded
[08:26] <csqrl> it's not criminal
[08:26] <csqrl> it's just ethically bankrupt
[08:26] <Stereo``> not much profitable evil is legal
[08:26] <finn__> it's not very realistic TMH_
[08:26] <Stereo``> i guess if you're careful..
[08:26] <TMH_> I didn't think so
[08:26] <TMH_> but is it possible
[08:27] <TMH_> by sending the wrong current into the electron thingy
[08:27] <Stereo``> well
[08:27] <TMH_> would it have to be a stupidly high current
[08:27] <Stereo``> it's under a vacuum
[08:27] <Stereo``> so it would implode
[08:27] <Stereo``> but glass would probably go flying all over anyway
[08:27] <csqrl> are you going to code a hacker virus that blows up peoples monitors?!?!!?
[08:27] <TMH_> no
[08:27] <TMH_> a friend of mine says his monitor smells of burning
[08:27] <Stereo``> hmm
[08:27] <TMH_> and is making an odd buzzing sound
[08:27] <TMH_> and the picture is flickering
[08:27] <csqrl> it'll slowly fizzle and fry to death
[08:28] <Stereo``> it'll just stop working
[08:28] <TMH_> thought so
[08:28] <csqrl> there might be crackling
[08:28] <Malicious> time for a new monitor i say
[08:28] <Stereo``> or catch on fire, and then stop working
[08:28] <TMH_> he turned it off
[08:28] <csqrl> but no snaps or pops
[08:28] <TMH_> as he imagined he'd get a face full of glass
[08:28] <TMH_> I didn't think that was really possible
[08:29] <Tark-Work> sweet, Diane Rehm read my email on the air
[08:29] <Rjx> what was the show about
[08:29] <Rjx> she's usually pretty good
[08:29] <Tark-Work> I wrote her as she was going into break, and she read it when she was goi
[08:29] <Tark-Work> she's interviewing the author of Queen Bee Moms / Kingpin Dads
[08:30] <Tark-Work> about how parents are turning their kids into arrogant dickheads
[08:30] <Tark-Work> that probably gets me karma points on emails
[08:31] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[08:32] <GerbilWrk> i'm sure it's better then your normal "You are a complete fucking moron,
[08:33] <Rjx> trying to learn to play "prison bound" on the electric guitar
[08:33] <GerbilWrk> are you planning to be "prison bound"
[08:34] <csqrl> this 4lb jar of peanut butter is grea
[08:34] <GerbilWrk> I hear it isn't as much fun to get bound up in prison, as it is when sara
[08:34] <csqrl> it's like a loves and fishes peanut butter jar
[08:35] <csqrl> it was like 1$ a pound, too
[08:35] <csqrl> so awesome
[08:55] <Cobb> back from my walk :)
[08:55] <Cobb> w2
[08:55] <poopy> Cobb Temp 68F/20C; Wind 6mph; Conditions Scattered Clouds; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[08:55] <csqrl> hai2u
[08:55] <Cobb> yep, its warm
[08:55] <Cobb> and almost time to get off work
[08:56] <Cobb> its just a friday like tuesday :D
[09:00] * Cobb is off to the garage, bbl ... time to rideeeeeeee :D
[09:01] <wind> w2
[09:01] <poopy> wind Temp 64F/18C; Wind 10mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 7:42PM; high:
[09:29] <Cyaniide> Morning everyone.
[09:32] <Tordek> aftahnoon
[09:32] <Rjx> early one morning while making the rounds
[09:32] <Rjx> i took a shot of cocaine and i shot my woman down
[09:33] <Tordek> psycho dad?
[09:33] <Rjx> johnny cash
[09:33] <Rjx> cocaine blues
[09:33] <Stereo``> true story
[09:34] <Tordek> 'sup?
[09:36] <Thuryn> sounds like Jimi Hendriz
[09:36] <Thuryn> -z+x
[09:36] <Thuryn> "hey joe... i hear you shot yo' lady down"
[09:41] <swight> Proof from D-12 is dead eh?
[09:42] <Tordek> haha cool http://tinylittlelife.org/?p=122
[09:49] <dekkon> w2
[09:49] <poopy> dekkon Temp 72.9F/22.7C; Wind 5.8mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:08PM; high:(
[09:54] <Rjx> . <-- you are here
[09:55] <Rjx> you should be over there ----------------------->
[09:57] <swight> .
[09:57] <swight> better?
[09:58] <[FraKC]Tu> http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/the-incredible-machine.php
[09:59] <Rjx> http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/harry_potter.gif
[10:00] <swight> Damn, thought that was a flash version of The Incredible Machine
[10:00] <dekkon> that was retarded rjx
[10:00] <Rjx> you're retarded rjx
[10:03] <TMH_> haha
[10:09] <Catcher> hahaha
[10:35] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/batman.jpg
[10:35] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/batman.jpg
[10:35] <Rjx> (nsfw)
[10:37] <anthill> i showed my girlfriend the batman one, she didn't find it as amusing as i d
[10:37] <sxh> sup fags
[10:38] <Twin> i don't think anyone found that amusing
[10:38] <Rjx> i did
[10:38] <Rjx> also pretty disturbing
[10:38] <Rjx> apparently batman didn't have his anti-penis spray handy
[10:40] <Rjx> <@solmakou> http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/2/f/2f9800d435c7cb3d34506b
[10:40] <Serena[T]> "holy dicks batman, it was staring us in the face the whole time and we j
[10:41] <anthill> hehe
[10:44] <Workdug> oh fuck...
[10:44] <Workdug> not only did i just look at that first url, rjx
[10:44] <Workdug> but at first, i accidentally entered it into the corporate directory search
[10:45] <Workdug> because that page is set as my homepage
[10:45] <Workdug> ;[
[10:45] <Workdug> and steals focus
[10:45] <var> w 63122
[10:45] <Workdug> and steals focus
[10:45] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 12:45 P
[10:45] <Workdug> fucking cgi:irc is also missing lines
[10:45] <Workdug> oh there it is
[10:45] <Workdug> w2
[10:45] <poopy> Workdug Temp/; Wind ; Conditions Tropical Storms |;
[10:45] <Workdug> ok, fuck this. lunchtime.
[10:45] <Serena[T]> i thought you knew that clicking things that Rjx puts up is somewhat dang
[10:45] <csqrl> w ksat
[10:45] <pinkboa> Weather for San Antonio International, Texas (78246) Conditions & - Updated
[10:46] <Stereo``> ahaha one of those "incredible machine" things was ridiculous
[10:51] <Rjx> http://static.flickr.com/37/99869697_b1f0400c68.jpg?v=0
[10:51] <Serena[T]> gah, scarred for life
[10:52] <swight> HAHAHA
[10:53] <swight> so wrong :)
[10:53] <Tordek> latuh
[10:56] <Rjx> this is hilarious
[10:57] <Rjx> guy has written a whole pseudodeep paragraph
[10:57] <Rjx> totally serious
[10:57] <Rjx> with this picture
[10:57] <Rjx> http://static.flickr.com/45/109231022_df74c0465f.jpg?v=0
[10:57] <swight> hah
[11:00] <Tark-Work> Dammit I must have had my head pretty far up my ass when I wrote that doc
[11:03] <Stereo``> he just wants to show off his abs
[11:03] <Stereo``> of which there appear to be 5
[11:03] <Stereo``> 2 on the right, 3 on the left
[11:05] <Serena[T]> he drank one
[11:06] <Stereo``> i wonder if you can get breast implants that double as water bottles
[11:07] <Serena[T]> to put them to good use?
[11:07] <Stereo``> yeah
[11:07] <Thuryn> you'd have trouble keeping them free of infection
[11:07] <Stereo``> the human body is 2/3 water already
[11:08] <Stereo``> it's just a little more
[11:08] <Thuryn> though you could give them a whiskey rinse once every couple of days. ;)
[11:08] <Serena[T]> "oh baby i see you didn't drink your water today"
[11:08] <Thuryn> Honey, I'm thirsty. C'mere.
[11:10] <Stereo``> i was thinking it would be some kind of sack, not just directly in there
[11:11] <Thuryn> you would still have to worry about bacteria and such growing *inside* it.
[11:11] <Stereo``> people implant those .. whatever shit already.. it would just need a tube
[11:11] <Stereo``> true
[11:11] <Thuryn> the outside of the implant would be kept clear by the body's own immune syst
[11:11] <Stereo``> then you could have whiskey nipples ;D
[11:11] <Thuryn> see? call it "disinfecting rinse"
[11:12] <Thuryn> Hooters would have to build whole new wings
[11:12] <Stereo``> i guess you might want a couple openings
[11:12] <Stereo``> so it will gravity feed better
[11:12] <Stereo``> but still be fillable
[11:13] <Serena[T]> i say give them to guys.. why should women have all the fun?
[11:13] <Thuryn> then you'd have to put in in our guts
[11:13] <Stereo``> haha
[11:13] <Thuryn> ...completely redefining "beer belly" lo
[11:13] <Stereo``> "yeah, this is my beer belly"
[11:13] <Thuryn> lol
[11:14] <Stereo``> being able to stick a spigot in your belly button and get beer would be...
[11:14] <Stereo``> you'd have to insulate it though
[11:14] <Thuryn> getting beer for yourself that way would be silly
[11:14] <Thuryn> getting beer for others would be kinda cool
[11:14] <Stereo``> don't want the beer getting warm
[11:14] <Thuryn> call you The Camel
[11:14] <Serena[T]> need a cooler in there, lol
[11:15] <Rjx> you know
[11:15] <Thuryn> yes, i do
[11:15] <Thuryn> and don't you forget it
[11:15] <Rjx> if you stuck some heating apparatus
[11:15] <Stereo``> not ye
[11:15] <issuez> jesus christ
[11:15] <Rjx> under your scrotum
[11:15] <issuez> w2
[11:15] <poopy> issuez Temp 59F/15C; Wind 15mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:35PM; high:(
[11:15] <Rjx> that'd probably act as pretty good male contraception
[11:16] <Thuryn> just use those handwarmer packs
[11:16] <Thuryn> stick em in your shorts
[11:16] <Stereo``> is that permanent though
[11:16] <Thuryn> no
[11:16] <Stereo``> hm
[11:16] <Thuryn> that's why you wear boxers when you want kids
[11:16] <Thuryn> w2
[11:16] <poopy> Thuryn Temp 73F/23C; Wind 20mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:42PM;
[11:16] <issuez> whats up tinkerbells
[11:17] <issuez> and faggots
[11:17] <Stereo``> we're talking about TESTICLES
[11:17] <issuez> and retards
[11:17] <Thuryn> and BREAST IMPLANTS
[11:17] <Stereo``> i can't type how i would have said that properly
[11:17] <Stereo``> hmm
[11:17] <Stereo``> testi-cleeees
[11:18] <Thuryn> like tes-tih-clees?
[11:18] <issuez> shut the fuck up
[11:18] <Serena[T]> hey issuez, how are you?
[11:19] <Stereo``> like cleans without the N
[11:19] <Thuryn> yeah. not tess-tih-culls
[11:19] <issuez> this is by far the biggest graphic i have ever made
[11:20] <Stereo``> zigackly
[11:20] <issuez> come on computer
[11:20] <issuez> save it
[11:20] <issuez> you can do et
[11:20] <issuez> SWEET
[11:20] <issuez> i rock
[11:21] <Stereo``> once i passed 20MB psd's they took too long to save so i ended up merging
[11:21] <issuez> i just did one that was 32.5 and that was only at 1/4 size
[11:21] <Stereo``> i also noticed that if you hide the layers the file size is smaller
[11:21] <Stereo``> which is kinda odd
[11:22] <issuez> I NEVER WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
[11:24] <issuez> in other news
[11:24] <issuez> 10 days until nola and fla
[11:24] <issuez> MIAMI
[11:24] <issuez> BIATCH
[11:24] <issuez> 10 freakin dayz
[11:25] <Zom> :)
[11:25] <issuez> hi zom
[11:26] <Zom> Hi issuez
[11:27] <issuez> frank zappa just had his nuts chopped this morning
[11:27] <issuez> i have to pick him up at 3
[11:27] <issuez> =\
[11:28] <Zom> O_o
[11:29] <issuez> my kitten, not the rock star
[11:29] <Zom> :)
[11:29] <issuez> you are a man of many faces, zom
[11:29] <Twin> i was equally as confused for a second.
[11:29] <Zom> issuez: Yeah, 2 actually
[11:31] <Stereo``> :9
[11:33] <Ifrit> calc 42.55 usd in nok
[11:33] <pinkboa> - 42.55 U.S. dollars = 276.681384 Norwegian kroner
[11:33] <Ifrit> calc 83.95 usd in nok
[11:33] <pinkboa> - 83.95 U.S. dollars = 545.884893 Norwegian kroner
[11:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:42] <wind> wow best buy is sending me out to some digital camera expo or something
[11:43] <wind> i get paid to go and get free swag
[11:43] <wind> i don't know if iwant to go
[11:43] <wind> they might want to try and push me to sell shit i don't want to sell
[11:45] <GerbilWrk> oh they will
[11:45] <GerbilWrk> that is what Best Buy does
[11:46] <Twin> if there is one store i hate more than bestbuy
[11:47] <Twin> it's radioshack
[11:48] <Twin> see, in best buy, if you are ever approached for help, and you say no, that is
[11:49] <Twin> but in radio shack, not only do workers attack you, demanding that you require
[11:49] <Twin> but they furthermore refuse to leave you alone
[11:49] <wind> well because at bestbuy when i go up to a customer asking if they need anythin
[11:51] <Twin> i go to radioshack when they are the most busy and understaffed for the day
[11:52] <Twin> bestbuy doesn't really matter cause at the one here
[11:52] <Twin> their employees are paid to look productive
[11:52] <wind> most bestbuy employees only do it for the paycheck
[11:53] <jmx> radio shack is shitty and overpriced anyways
[11:53] <wind> i work at bestbuy because i get to play with cameras all day
[11:53] <Stereo``> heh
[11:53] <Stereo``> in futureshop about 4-5 employees asked if i needed help
[11:53] <wind> plus i buy a lot of movies, so the discount is cool
[11:53] <Stereo``> if i needed help i would ask them
[11:53] <Stereo``> i don't just wander around until someone asks if i need something
[11:53] <wind> you know why they do that?
[11:53] <jmx> also, most stores i find they bother you wanting to help all the time when you
[11:54] <jmx> but when you do, you cant fucking find anyone
[11:54] <wind> or even why bestbuy does it? because of some survey a few years ago, for custo
[11:54] <wind> did they want employee's to come up to them or not? 90% of them said they did
[11:54] <Stereo``> they surveyed stupid people who reply to surveys
[11:54] <dekkon> wind, you know the extreme irony of you being asian and a camera fanatic rig
[11:54] <jmx> i dont mind if they come up and say 'hey need anything' as long as they leave m
[11:54] <wind> ?
[11:55] <wind> is there an irony to it?
[11:55] <Stereo``> really
[11:55] <dekkon> yes
[11:55] <Twin> i've been thrown out of a radioshack before
[11:55] <Stereo``> if they come up to people and ask them to take a survey
[11:55] <wind> explain
[11:55] <dekkon> japanese tourists are known for always having a camera
[11:55] <Stereo``> do you think the people who say "yes" will mind people talking to them
[11:55] <wind> because japanese people know how to use cameras
[11:55] <Twin> this guy asked me if i needed help 4 times in a 15 minute period
[11:55] <Twin> and i told him to fuck off
[11:55] <dekkon> i know
[11:56] <wind> i <3 sidekick unlimited data plan
[11:56] <dekkon> how much
[11:56] <wind> last month i wrote over 700 textmessages
[11:57] <wind> 29.99
[11:57] <Twin> the hell
[11:57] <wind> for unlimited internet data, text, web, email etc
[11:57] <Twin> if i really talked to someone that much
[11:57] <Twin> i'd just call them
[11:59] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[12:02] <Rjx> calling is synchronous
[12:02] <Rjx> SMS is asynchronous
[12:02] <Rjx> you use them for different things
[12:05] <csqrl> DEAR HARD DRIVE
[12:06] <csqrl> STOP FUCKING WRITING
[12:06] <csqrl> AND SLOWING MY ENTIRE OS DOWN
[12:06] <csqrl> goddddddddddddddddd
[12:06] <csqrl> HDDs are such bottlenecks for osx
[12:06] <swight> OSes
[12:06] <swight> in general
[12:08] <csqrl> everything is slowing down to a halt
[12:08] <csqrl> yeah, but osx in particular
[12:09] <csqrl> it's nutty
[12:09] <csqrl> and cihost of course is going at about 10kb/s
[12:09] <csqrl> yay!
[12:09] <csqrl> in bursts, too
[12:09] <csqrl> 10kb/s for a few seconds
[12:09] <alchy> cihost has a disturbing ad
[12:09] <csqrl> then nothing
[12:09] <csqrl> then hey back to 10kb/s
[12:09] <Stereo``> ot least it's working
[12:09] <csqrl> motherfucking fuckery
[12:10] <Stereo``> gah
[12:10] <Stereo``> fucking hidden processes using all my memory
[12:10] <Stereo``> only have about 400MB of visible page file use, total 720MB
[12:11] <alchy> http://juggler.inetinteractive.com/banners/Client3217/1138913535679_CIhost_72
[12:11] <csqrl> http://lessthan3.com/u/josh/cute/
[12:12] <csqrl> err
[12:12] <csqrl> cihost has lots its fucking mind
[12:12] <csqrl> "creative innovations"
[12:12] <csqrl> sounds like a laser lightshow production company
[12:12] <alchy> heh
[12:12] <csqrl> that sends people like me out to raves they hate with smoke machines and chee
[12:12] <alchy> what bw providers does cihost use
[12:12] <Stereo``> i was kinda disappointed
[12:12] <Stereo``> when it stopped at the prices
[12:12] <alchy> as long as it's not mexican import savvis
[12:12] <alchy> it shouldnt be THAT bad
[12:12] <csqrl> CrEaTiVe InOvAtIoNz
[12:13] <Stereo``> i wanted monster trucks
[12:13] <csqrl> i hate that i'm getting a killer deal there
[12:13] <csqrl> because i lose credibility when i bitch
[12:16] <alchy> csqrl: i recommend voxel.net for hosting btw :x
[12:17] <csqrl> WHY IS THAT
[12:17] <alchy> BECAUSE.. THEY ARE THE OWNAGE
[12:17] <alchy> never oversold or laggy
[12:19] <csqrl> i needs colo
[12:19] <alchy> what connection?
[12:20] <Tark-Work> HEY spambot!
[12:20] <csqrl> nothing dedicated
[12:20] <alchy> ive had good experiences with rackmounted
[12:20] <csqrl> but gige out of the facility would be nice
[12:20] <alchy> they're pretty cheap
[12:20] <|sili> woo
[12:21] <Tark-Work> woo
[12:21] <|sili> <-- in IL
[12:21] <alchy> woo
[12:21] <|sili> yay!
[12:21] <alchy> lol
[12:21] <alchy> sili mind checking up on my server then?
[12:21] <alchy> :P
[12:21] <|sili> he he
[12:21] <alchy> he he
[12:21] <|sili> I just upgraded the kernel on my box here
[12:21] <|sili> 2.6.16 baby
[12:21] <alchy> 17rc1
[12:21] <|sili> so much for my 250 day uptime
[12:22] <|sili> I prefer using a stable kernel
[12:22] <|sili> this box is 2 hours from where I live
[12:22] <|sili> I don't like driving here
[12:23] <alchy> heh
[12:23] <alchy> voxel is a few hours from me :x
[12:23] <|sili> I am in Champaign
[12:38] <qoa> http://www.web20generator.com/index.aspx
[12:42] <csqrl> http://fuckweb2.com
[12:45] <alchy> www.parm.net/web2.0
[12:47] <Rjx> old grey mare she ain't what she used to be
[12:51] <swight> *shuffles on street corner with pants around ankles*
[12:51] <Wabbit98> pull up your pants
[12:52] <daze> http://www.upshizzle.com/x/tom_death_matt_lauer.jpg
[12:52] <swight> I'm acting out Rjx's Simpsons reference
[12:53] <Rjx> i am the very model of a modern major general
[12:53] <swight> Cape Fear episode?
[12:59] <timmo> you know
[12:59] <timmo> i have no clue how lesbian relationships work
[12:59] <sxh> why?
[12:59] <timmo> you have a woman who is irrational as all fuck
[12:59] <daze> the butcher one leads
[12:59] <timmo> having sex
[12:59] <timmo> with a woman
[12:59] <timmo> who is irrational as all fuck
[13:00] <Workdug> hahahahaha timmo
[13:00] <sxh> somehow they stay together
[13:00] <Workdug> <3
[13:00] <sxh> man
[13:00] <timmo> seriously
[13:00] <timmo> my boss is lesbian
[13:00] <timmo> and her and her girlfriend
[13:00] <qoa> Uh, that web2.0 page is not really pro web2.0.
[13:00] <timmo> fight over the most fucking stupid
[13:00] <timmo> shit
[13:00] <sxh> i am not really a fan of lesbians
[13:00] <swight> Bill & Melinda Gates on Oprah
[13:00] <timmo> also
[13:01] <timmo> i found out about this awesome band
[13:01] <sxh> but i donft know... there are lesbian couples that offer guys a gstunt cockh
[13:01] <timmo> called japanther
[13:01] <sxh> like voyeur lesbian chicks that want to see their partner fuck a penis
[13:01] <timmo> they steal the phone parts off payphones
[13:01] <sxh> and live vicariously through the guy
[13:01] <timmo> and wire them as mics
[13:01] <timmo> to use in recording/gigging
[13:01] <sxh> that would be a pretty nice setup... i am too socially inept to do that though
[13:02] <sxh> or maybe get a married woman
[13:02] <sxh> ifve been looking
[13:02] <sxh> also my quote marks are fucked up
[13:02] <Workdug> snow, why are your apostrophes fucked up
[13:02] <sxh> ifm sorry if itfs showing up as garbage
[13:02] <sxh> but it just started doing that in mirc one day
[13:02] <sxh> it sucks
[13:02] <sxh> it doesnft happen in any other application
[13:02] <sxh> just this one
[13:03] <swight> turn off your UTF-8 encoding
[13:03] <sxh> hlo
[13:03] <swight> nm
[13:03] <swight> its a UTF-8 display mirc has
[13:03] <sxh> are they still fucked up: penfs a nigger
[13:04] <sxh> i turned that off
[13:04] <swight> still fucked
[13:04] <sxh> yeah mirc is dumb
[13:04] <swight> I'm testing
[13:04] <sxh> you ninjas will have to live with my fucked up quote marks
[13:04] <sxh> and apostrophes
[13:05] <sxh> also wow maintenance sucks shit
[13:05] <sxh> FUCK
[13:05] <sxh> servers were up for a little while
[13:05] <dekkon> MAURY
[13:05] <dekkon> MAURY
[13:05] <sxh> and now itfs fucked up
[13:05] <sxh> FUCK MAURY
[13:05] <dekkon> I KNOW HE IS DAT BABY DADDY
[13:05] <timmo> how about snow
[13:05] <dekkon> I DONT CARE BOUT THOSE 20 OTHER FAILED PARETERNIAITY TESTS
[13:05] <timmo> you dont use ' or "
[13:05] <timmo> and i dont have to see
[13:05] <sxh> haha
[13:06] <sxh> do they really show up as black boxes
[13:06] <sxh> thatfs what i see
[13:06] <csqrl> i see "f"
[13:06] <csqrl> <sxh> thatfs what i see
[13:06] <swight> black box and an "f"
[13:06] <sxh> weird
[13:06] <timmo> i see f
[13:07] <sxh> i see a ' followed by a space
[13:07] <Workdug> i see ?f
[13:07] <timmo> snow: http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/ignite-fear_is_our_tradition.mp3
[13:07] <sxh> my windows installation is broken anyway
[13:07] <sxh> my video card randomly shits a brick
[13:07] <sxh> and starts spazzing
[13:08] <sxh> only a refresh rate change will set it straight
[13:08] <timmo> its all that weed you smoked
[13:09] <sxh> that song is tight
[13:09] <sxh> i would use it in my wow movie
[13:09] <sxh> ifm recording all my tightest solo and duo runs
[13:09] <sxh> no zergs
[13:09] <Workdug> </3 vb
[13:09] <sxh> 60 mage vs. 4 people at once and shit
[13:09] <timmo> you know, on april fools
[13:10] <sxh> 60 mage/60 priest vs. entire teams
[13:10] <timmo> they had that article about word of starcraft
[13:10] <timmo> they really should make that
[13:10] <timmo> theyd get an assload of people playing it
[13:10] <sxh> haha yeah
[13:10] <sxh> there was MAD speculation
[13:10] <Workdug> yeah, i'd play it
[13:10] <sxh> i would play world of starcraft
[13:10] <sxh> ifd be terran
[13:10] <sxh> my first character would surely be a terran tank
[13:10] <michael`> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/11/science/space/11cnd-planet.html
[13:10] <michael`> this is cute
[13:11] <Workdug> you're cute
[13:11] <michael`> i sent out an email requesting interns and already got 3 or 4 phone calls
[13:11] <michael`> couple e-mails
[13:11] <michael`> i dont really feel like talking to them because i dont know what i want to
[13:11] <Workdug> "interns"
[13:11] <timmo> the guy who sings for ignite
[13:11] <timmo> is a classically trained opera singer
[13:11] <swight> ahhh, wasn't it just -- wait now, not even a year ago and you were applying
[13:12] <michael`> word
[13:12] <timmo> yes but mike is like
[13:12] <timmo> deputy department director-soon-to-be-president
[13:12] <michael`> deputy campaign manager!
[13:12] <timmo> you know whats fucked up mike?
[13:12] <michael`> campaign manager said he wants me to have a less subservient title
[13:13] <timmo> youre going to be interviewing people to be interns
[13:13] <michael`> like "campaign director"
[13:13] <timmo> who are older than you
[13:13] <michael`> hahah i know
[13:13] <timmo> theyre going to come in and youre going to be like
[13:13] <timmo> why should be hire YOU?
[13:13] <timmo> and theyll think
[13:13] <timmo> who the fuck is this young prick
[13:14] <Twin> what the hell
[13:14] <Twin> i got a reply for an error report i sent to a company about their software tha
[13:14] <dekkon> oh you sent it alright
[13:14] <dekkon> you just werent aware of it
[13:15] <Twin> i guess so
[13:16] <Twin> they are telling me that their software doesn't allow me to send them machinin
[13:16] <daze> why the hell is google images unable to search or show animated gifs
[13:16] <timmo> http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=XIrNnwELWYU&search=miyavi%20nirvana
[13:16] <timmo> http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=3QogVfuENgE&search=miyavi
[13:16] <timmo> http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=ITt_yblSNrs
[13:17] <dekkon> wow
[13:17] <timmo> http://youtube.com/watch?v=41CVK6si-sE
[13:17] <dekkon> this bitch got knocked up at 13
[13:17] <Twin> surprising
[13:17] <Twin> uet unsurprising at the same time
[13:17] <Tordek> hardly
[13:18] <swight> hahaha
[13:18] <swight> “The Insider” has learned that The Department Of Children and Family Service
[13:18] <Twin> you know, that is one of the very reasons that i hate Miyavi
[13:18] <Twin> is because he can do that shit where he doesn't really do anything with his gu
[13:18] <Twin> he just slaps them and music comes out
[13:18] <sxh> haha
[13:18] <timmo> hah
[13:18] <swight> After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skul
[13:19] <swight> (Sean Brits son)
[13:19] <sxh> k-fed
[13:19] <sxh> hahaha
[13:19] <sxh> what a fag nickname
[13:19] <sxh> K-FED
[13:19] <sxh> sounds like a radio station for fbi agents
[13:19] <sxh> kfed, find the perps
[13:20] <swight> hah
[13:20] <Rjx> POPOZAO
[13:20] <jeek> Remember playing Spot the Fed at DEFCON?
[13:20] <Rjx> did you hear the leaked tracks from his album?
[13:20] <sxh> haha
[13:20] <jeek> I don't, because I was just an IRC poser at the time. :/
[13:20] <sxh> no rjx
[13:20] <Rjx> so awful
[13:20] <jeek> WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNLIKE NOW
[13:20] <Rjx> really really awful
[13:20] <sxh> ifve listened to that song timmo linked 3-4 times now
[13:20] <sxh> on repeat
[13:20] <sxh> i want to listen to it sped up
[13:20] <timmo> Rjx] did you hear the leaked tracks from his album?
[13:20] <swight> and Eminems buddy Proof got shot in the head last night, out celebrating his
[13:20] <sxh> i listened regular speed, then 80%
[13:20] <timmo> theres one dude on the sa forums
[13:20] <Twin> i've wanted to go to defcon for awhile now
[13:21] <timmo> that remixes a bunch of shit
[13:21] <timmo> zoomzip
[13:21] <timmo> who did a popozao
[13:21] <timmo> remix
[13:21] <Rjx> POPOZAOOOOO
[13:21] <Twin> even after taking into consideration i don't belong there
[13:21] <timmo> it was hilariously badass
[13:21] <Rjx> also k-fed
[13:21] <timmo> because it was so horrible
[13:21] <Rjx> calls the papparazi "pavarottis"
[13:21] <csqrl> 5x6' box, ~200lbs. car is less than 5' wide, won't fit in the trunk. no rop
[13:21] <Rjx> it's like he gave them that nickname
[13:21] <Rjx> with no consideration of the actual meaning
[13:21] <csqrl> how do i transport it from point a to b, which is aroud 8 miles
[13:21] <csqrl> discuss
[13:21] <timmo> pavarottis? that makes no sense
[13:22] <GerbilWrk> backseat
[13:22] <Rjx> so you get the impression that some opera singer is always trying to invade his
[13:22] <GerbilWrk> take out the seats
[13:22] <timmo> no rope?
[13:22] <csqrl> if it won't fit in the trunk, it won't fit in the back seat
[13:22] <csqrl> by a longshot
[13:22] <csqrl> yeah, no rope
[13:22] <Rjx> what are you going to do with all the junk
[13:22] <timmo> would rg kill you
[13:22] <GerbilWrk> ethernet cable?
[13:22] <Rjx> all the junk that's in the trunk
[13:22] <timmo> if you tired it down with sheets?
[13:22] <timmo> tied
[13:22] <csqrl> hmmmm
[13:22] <csqrl> sheets are possible
[13:22] <timmo> stick the fucker on your roof
[13:22] <Rjx> haha i thought timmo was going to suggest using her rollerskates
[13:22] <timmo> go through the windows
[13:23] <timmo> over the box
[13:23] <sxh> tim, you got any more songs?
[13:23] <Rjx> sticking them under the wheels
[13:23] <sxh> ifll upload something in a second
[13:23] <sxh> wow is still down
[13:23] <timmo> snow: http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/
[13:23] <timmo> anything in there you dont have
[13:23] <GerbilWrk> Cat 5 moved the wifes bed, strong shit
[13:23] <timmo> grab
[13:23] <csqrl> hmm
[13:23] <csqrl> i do have coaxial
[13:23] <csqrl> i'm not sure it's enough
[13:23] <GerbilWrk> coax kept my trunk closed to take a couch to beach to burn
[13:23] <GerbilWrk> that will also work well
[13:23] <timmo> josh: you have duct tape?
[13:24] <csqrl> i need to figure this out by 5
[13:24] <csqrl> yeah, a giant roll
[13:24] <timmo> you can fashion a rope out of it
[13:24] <csqrl> interesting
[13:24] <timmo> by taking a long piece and folding it in half
[13:24] <timmo> do it three times
[13:24] <timmo> and braid it
[13:24] <csqrl> and braid?
[13:24] <csqrl> word
[13:24] <csqrl> might try that
[13:24] <csqrl> i'll just make some 10' long duct tape rope
[13:24] <timmo> its funny
[13:25] <swight> check this the fuck out:
[13:25] <swight> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/pict/rawlings-l.jpg
[13:25] <timmo> i could probably braid hair as well as a woman
[13:25] <timmo> and i learned from being a nerd
[13:25] <timmo> and braiding electrical wiring
[13:25] <swight> http://userweb.fsinet.or.jp/~highside/pict/rawlings-x23.gif
[13:25] <swight> (how it was made)
[13:25] <csqrl> i can braid like a mofo
[13:26] <csqrl> two sisters growing up
[13:26] <csqrl> also, christ
[13:26] <csqrl> that's fucking impressive
[13:26] <timmo> hell ya it is
[13:26] <timmo> those fucking japs
[13:26] <timmo> are crazy
[13:26] <sxh> indeed
[13:27] <timmo> is he using a wireframe from a 3d program?
[13:27] <timmo> or is he drawing it out
[13:27] <timmo> as a wireframe?
[13:27] <swight> the detail on the leather ends is crazy
[13:27] <Twin> drawing it out as a wireframe i suppose
[13:27] <csqrl> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/pict/rose-l.jpg
[13:27] <csqrl> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/gallery.htm
[13:27] <sxh> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/pict/sv1000s-l.jpg
[13:27] <sxh> same nigger
[13:28] <timmo> no he definitely has to be importing that
[13:28] <Twin> i call bullshit
[13:28] <timmo> from some 3d program
[13:28] <csqrl> even so
[13:28] <Twin> well
[13:28] <Twin> maybe not
[13:28] <csqrl> impressive coloring job
[13:28] <sxh> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/pict/vanvan.jpg
[13:28] <Twin> at first the suzuki one looks real
[13:29] <Twin> until you notice the shitty job with the plant
[13:29] <sxh> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/pict/face.jpg
[13:29] <Twin> and the fact that the front bike tire has no treads
[13:29] <sxh> mesh for the girlfs face
[13:29] <timmo-> like i was saying
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[13:29] <WindowsWh> fuck
[13:29] <Twin> well, don't get me wrong
[13:29] <sxh> ined #geekissues
[13:29] <GerbilWrk> ....
[13:29] <sxh> [15:29] * Absabulo sets mode: +o timmo-
[13:29] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/I%20don%27t%20know%2
[13:29] <Twin> but if i modelled a bike to that level of detail
[13:29] <timmo-> the wireframe is too detailed to be hand made
[13:29] <Rjx> nsfw
[13:29] <geck> O_o
[13:29] <csqrl> http://userweb.fsinet.or.jp/~highside/pict/glass.jpg http://homepage3.nifty.c
[13:29] <csqrl> sheeite
[13:29] <csqrl> get real
[13:30] <Twin> i'd sure as hell put tread on the tires
[13:30] <Twin> you know timmo, it seems like that
[13:30] <Twin> but after a few hours of moving verticies around.
[13:31] <sxh> haha
[13:31] <sxh> check this out
[13:31] <sxh> he has an illustrator tutorial in japanese about how to get those realistic lac
[13:31] <sxh> http://homepage3.nifty.com/highside/tips2-2.htm
[13:31] <sxh> check it out
[13:31] <timmo-> fuck that guy for real
[13:32] <timmo-> what the fuck
[13:32] <timmo-> is wrong with japanese people
[13:32] <csqrl> haha
[13:32] <csqrl> tim, chill
[13:32] <csqrl> you have a bigger penis
[13:32] <wind> haha
[13:32] <sxh> from what i understand
[13:32] <timmo-> you know to be like that
[13:32] <timmo-> that guy has to be one of those japs
[13:33] <timmo-> who never leaves his house
[13:33] <timmo-> or has any social life
[13:33] <sxh> this guy is using pictures of real motorcycles
[13:33] <timmo-> theres no way you could be that damn good
[13:33] <timmo-> and not have it suffer
[13:33] <sxh> and using perspective to create meshes
[13:33] <wind> haha
[13:33] <sxh> of different pieces
[13:33] <sxh> that are realistically accurate
[13:33] <sxh> then making all the material textures in photoshop/illustrator
[13:33] <sxh> and putting them all together like a plastic model
[13:33] <timmo-> fucking japs
[13:33] <sxh> to get these realistic looking bikes
[13:33] <wind> haha
[13:34] <swight> Seems he can just imagine the shadow placements in his head and reconstruct
[13:34] <swight> Like he did on the shoelace
[13:35] <sxh> no
[13:35] <sxh> he uses a light source
[13:35] <sxh> to make all the shadows
[13:35] <sxh> check the donut
[13:35] <wind> watch some chico and the man
[13:35] <sxh> there is a slight flaw by the way he used light sources
[13:35] <sxh> so that the interior of the donut appears very dark
[13:35] <sxh> but in reality there would be more donut there
[13:35] <sxh> and you would see light reflected off the frosting
[13:36] <sxh> i know all about donuts and you have it on my authority
[13:36] <jestuh> Rapper Proof was killed early Tuesday in a Detroit nightclub shooting, his p
[13:36] <jestuh> whoa
[13:36] <wind> you can watch pinky and the brain on aol tv
[13:36] <wind> and hanging with mr cooper
[13:37] <timmo-> old jestuh
[13:37] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[13:37] <timmo> [14:21] [swight] and Eminems buddy Proof got shot in the head last night, out
[13:38] <jestuh> i think swight only stays here to kill my thunder
[13:38] <jestuh> ;[
[13:38] <swight> yup
[13:38] <jmx> haha http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk0NSZmZ
[13:39] <swight> lol yes jes, that is all I am here for. Just because you abandoned me last
[13:42] <jestuh> i was getting liquored up with a hot chick
[13:42] <jestuh> that is the only thing that takes priority over daily show
[13:42] <jestuh> ;[
[13:42] <swight> oh, you're excused then.
[13:42] <csqrl> strips created
[13:42] <csqrl> braiding commencing
[13:42] <wind> [16:41] <dodgeTHIS-pikaChuuuuu> wanna get gLINED?
[13:42] <jestuh> orion you never msged me back for the story
[13:42] <wind> lol
[13:43] <jestuh> you know how you told me my boss was psycho for using ie 5.23 on mac?
[13:43] <jestuh> well i told her that
[13:43] <timmo> [jestuh] i was getting liquored up with a hot chick
[13:43] <jmx> .link http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304%5e95
[13:43] <timmo> liar
[13:43] <poopy> jmx - http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304^95
[13:43] <csqrl> i can't message you back if you're offline, sucka
[13:43] <jestuh> she didn't take the news well
[13:43] <jestuh> everything she brought up after that was followed with "or is that just my o
[13:43] <jestuh> she said that like 5 times
[13:43] <jestuh> ;[
[13:43] <jestuh> indeed i was timmo
[13:44] <jestuh> nice jmx
[13:46] <jmx> good to know that someone is using his time well
[13:46] <timmo> TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced Tuesday
[13:46] <timmo> time to nuke iran
[13:46] <jestuh> haha timmo you see the pic of the conference?
[13:46] <jestuh> blue skies with peace doves on it
[13:46] <hermes> timmo: url?
[13:46] <jestuh> hilarious
[13:47] <timmo> http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/04/11/iran.nuclear.ap/index.html
[13:47] <timmo> ya
[13:47] <Rjx> this show is so goddamn weird
[13:47] <Rjx> "big train"
[13:48] <jestuh> never heard of it
[13:48] <Rjx> it was pretty obscure even in the UK
[13:48] <Rjx> hasn't been on TV in many years
[13:48] <Rjx> but the DVDs just came out
[13:48] <Rjx> managed to find some rips
[13:48] <Rjx> it's.....the most surreal thing i've ever seen
[13:48] <swight> So if the US uses any kind of Nuke against Iran, it supposedly kills a bunch
[13:48] <jestuh> in a good way?
[13:48] <Rjx> there's one thing where there's a meeting in the "cake division" of a company
[13:49] <swight> (even the bunker buster)
[13:49] <Rjx> and the guy is talking about how since they started heating up the cakes
[13:49] <Rjx> they're selling like crazy
[13:49] <Rjx> they're flying off the shelves
[13:49] <jestuh> swight we will not hesitate breaking treaties
[13:49] <Rjx> people are snapping them up
[13:49] <jestuh> act the natives
[13:49] <jestuh> ask*
[13:49] <Rjx> this guy puts his hand up and says
[13:49] <timmo> you know
[13:49] <Rjx> "you might say they're selling like hot cakes"
[13:49] <Rjx> everyone just stares at him
[13:49] <timmo> i really dont see any country being stupid enough to use nukes
[13:49] <Rjx> then once everyone leaves
[13:49] <Rjx> the boss calls him in
[13:49] <Rjx> and says she has to let him go
[13:49] <swight> Hey I know, you've broken NAFTA on softwood a bunch of times :)
[13:49] <Rjx> because of all his smart aleck remarks
[13:49] <timmo> hahaha rjx
[13:50] <jestuh> hahahaha
[13:50] <Rjx> he pleas with the boss
[13:50] <jestuh> that sounds hilarious
[13:50] <Rjx> and she says
[13:50] <hermes> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060411/ap_on_fe_st/trillion_dollar_phone_bill;_
[13:50] <Rjx> "ok, i'll just relocate you to another part of the company"
[13:50] <hermes> KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he reci
[13:50] <jestuh> haha ya hermes
[13:50] <Rjx> so the next scene he's in a meeting in the broth division
[13:50] <Rjx> and there's drawing board
[13:50] <Rjx> with loads of people standing round a cauldron
[13:50] <swight> hermes hahah
[13:50] <Rjx> and the guy is talking about how since they've started adding more cooks
[13:50] <Rjx> the quality of broth is declining
[13:50] <Rjx> etc. etc.
[13:50] <timmo> hahahaha
[13:51] <Rjx> the guy puts his hand up again
[13:51] <timmo> i can see where this is going
[13:51] <swight> he must've sent over 2 quadrillion text messages
[13:51] <Rjx> and his boss just glares at him
[13:51] <Rjx> and he slowly lowers it
[13:51] <jestuh> i don't see it yet
[13:51] <Rjx> end of sketch
[13:51] <Rjx> everyone cheers
[13:51] <Rjx> such weird shit
[13:51] <jestuh> haha so it's all sketches?
[13:51] <Rjx> yeah
[13:51] <timmo> haha rjx
[13:51] <jestuh> hub it up
[13:51] <jestuh> ;[
[13:51] <Zappa> Rjx: I've got the big train dvd's here, <3
[13:51] <Rjx> there's like one with this bunch of birdwatchers
[13:51] <Rjx> giant duck comes into their hut
[13:51] <Rjx> starts yelling at them
[13:51] <Rjx> calling them perverts
[13:51] <Rjx> breaks their cameras and stuff
[13:51] <timmo> hah
[13:52] <Rjx> so they come back at night with a barrel of oil
[13:52] <Rjx> crazy shit
[13:52] <Rjx> yeah i'll try and up it
[13:52] <timmo> http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=41CVK6si-sE
[13:52] <Rjx> Zappa: i might actually buy them
[13:52] <swight> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2005/12/29/GA2005122900
[13:52] <swight> creepy
[13:52] <Rjx> the guy from shaun of the dead is in it
[13:52] <Rjx> simon pegg
[13:53] <csqrl> i must admit, tim
[13:53] <csqrl> good call
[13:53] <jmx> The mass killings of bikers in southwestern Ontario on the weekend show that th
[13:53] <jmx> http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2006/04/11/biker-war-sher.html
[13:53] <Rjx> the fuck
[13:53] <swight> jmx, supposedly one of the arrested was from Newfoundland, WOO!
[13:53] <jmx> im not entirely sure how it shows that they've won
[13:54] <jmx> sweet
[13:54] <Zappa> Rjx: anything with simon pegg in it is worth purchasing
[13:54] <Rjx> haha yeah
[13:54] <Rjx> i still need to watch most of spaced
[13:54] <jmx> almost as good as if they'd been killed in newfoundland
[13:54] <swight> hah
[13:54] <Zappa> Rjx: ever seen black books?
[13:54] <Rjx> you must've known my first wife was a mexican bandito
[13:54] <Rjx> indeed i have
[13:54] <Rjx> bill bailey is also very funny
[13:55] <Zappa> also it has simon pegg in it, albeit briefly :P
[13:57] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1849255
[13:57] <timmo> wow
[13:57] <timmo> [14:53] [csqrl] i must admit, tim
[13:57] <timmo> [14:53] [csqrl] good call
[13:57] <timmo> ;]
[13:57] <Rjx> what's up with the hub
[13:57] <swight> hahaha http://www.break.com/index/trainingvideo.html Suddenly, I feel bette
[13:57] <timmo> duct tape, its there for you when you need it most;]
[13:57] <Rjx> i capped my upload at 15KB/s
[13:58] <Rjx> it isn't even reaching that
[13:58] <Rjx> going at 7KB/s
[13:58] <jmx> .link http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/04/11/sharon-declared-incap.h
[13:58] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/04/11/sharon-declared-incap
[13:58] <michael`> we're the hell's satans
[13:58] <jmx> about fucking time
[13:58] <Rjx> haha what the fuck
[13:58] <Rjx> husband and wife at an ultrasound
[13:59] <Rjx> "you can see the baby on the screen now, and there's the spine, and.."
[13:59] <Rjx> the husband goes "wait, move back"
[13:59] <Rjx> "ok"
[13:59] <Rjx> "that........that's van morrison's face"
[13:59] <Rjx> they zoom in, it's his face, there's some music playing
[13:59] <Rjx> doctor starts saying how he's very very sorry
[13:59] <Rjx> and that there's are "options"
[14:00] <timmo> hah
[14:02] <csqrl> <Rjx> what's up with the hub
[14:02] <csqrl> ASK MATT
[14:02] <jonathans> haw
[14:02] <Rjx> dude this is ridiculous
[14:02] <Rjx> i can't even get 7KB/s uploading
[14:02] <csqrl> i'm tellin; ya
[14:02] <csqrl> i rant all day lonmg about it
[14:02] <csqrl> right now i can barely see what i'm typing
[14:02] <Rjx> don't they have some kind of clause
[14:02] <csqrl> i get updates every 3 seconds
[14:03] <Workdug> ohgod
[14:03] <Workdug> so apparently, this user that has a bunch of different permissions
[14:03] <Workdug> logged in with the wrong ones
[14:03] <Workdug> and created a cost center under the wrong platform
[14:03] <Workdug> and then created an expense under that cost center
[14:03] <Rjx> so that if you get below a minimum connectivity
[14:03] <Workdug> and it has been causing everyone's client apps to crash
[14:03] <Workdug> that's the preliminary diagnosis, anyway
[14:04] <csqrl> uptime is guaranteed, no clue about speed, and i think uptime only applies to
[14:04] <csqrl> besides, their customer service is fucking atrocious
[14:04] <csqrl> they send creditors on people they let back out of contracts
[14:05] <csqrl> i can best explain it by saying they link to the bbb and say they're a member
[14:05] <csqrl> but not only are they not members
[14:05] <csqrl> they sued the bbb in 2002
[14:05] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1849014
[14:05] <timmo> [15:03] [Rjx] i can't even get 7KB/s uploading
[14:05] <timmo> psh
[14:05] <timmo> neither can i
[14:05] <timmo> and im not bitching
[14:05] <timmo> :x
[14:06] <GerbilWrk> :)
[14:06] <Workdug> josh, i set the thinkpad to sleep on lid close
[14:06] <Workdug> and was able to revive it after a similar condition happened today
[14:07] <csqrl> sleep on lid close is good policy anyway
[14:07] <jmx> anyone looking for land owned formerly owned by a murderer? cuz theres some for
[14:07] <jmx> http://news.com.com/2061-10802_3-6059696.html?part=rss&tag=6059696&subj=news
[14:07] <csqrl> sure
[14:07] <csqrl> land is land
[14:08] <jmx> you'd think someone would have snapped that up
[14:08] <timmo> man i love ignite
[14:08] <timmo> this album is the shit
[14:08] <csqrl> grand national on right now
[14:08] <csqrl> you upping ignite, btw?
[14:09] <timmo> yeah ill toss it up if you want it
[14:10] <csqrl> i dug that one track
[14:10] <timmo> zoli has an awesome voice
[14:11] <timmo> they do a pretty good cover of sunday bloody sunday too
[14:11] <michael`> 37% approve of george bush's job
[14:11] <michael`> what i'm wondering is
[14:11] <michael`> who are these people?
[14:11] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604102022-pix1.jpg -haha awesome tattoo
[14:11] <jmx> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/11/protecting.pets.ap/index.html?section=cn
[14:11] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/11/protecting.pets.ap/index.html?section=
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