Session Start: Mon Apr 10 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <jestuh> i hope they aren't since they are fucking
[00:00] <jestuh> ;[
[00:00] <D1> ohhhh
[00:00] <Serena[T]> well not atm..
[00:00] <DigDug> jestuh: is Thuryn good in the sack?
[00:00] <D1> is he hung like a black man?
[00:00] <jestuh> yes to both
[00:00] <Stereo``> wait
[00:00] <jestuh> he has the muslim horse cock
[00:00] <Stereo``> which black man
[00:01] <D1> beettlejuice
[00:02] <jestuh> [01:59:42] <pinin> FINE DON'T SAY HI TO ME
[00:02] <jestuh> [01:59:45] * Quits: pinin (~pinin@pool-71-244-158-243.chi.dsl-w.verizon.net)
[00:02] <jestuh> my comedic timing is wasted on you all
[00:02] <jestuh> ;[
[00:02] * Serena[T] pets jestuh
[00:02] <Serena[T]> not it's not, it just wasn't that funny
[00:03] <jestuh> ;[
[00:03] <jestuh> good night
[00:04] * Serena[T] tucks jestuh in
[00:04] <DigDug> gn
[00:05] <Serena[T]> so, what do we do, now that he's gone?
[00:05] <DigDug> try to sleep?
[00:08] <D1> vote down all his qdb quotes
[00:09] <Serena[T]> that would take ages
[00:10] <D1> im gonna TRY to sleep
[00:10] <D1> night
[00:10] <DigDug> night d1
[00:13] <Sohcahtoa> That can't be good
[00:14] <Sohcahtoa> My router has one light for full duplex or collisions. If the device plu
[00:15] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[00:29] <Sohcahtoa> WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG
[00:29] <Sohcahtoa> 3 Doors Down - Here Without You
[00:29] <Serena[T]> need drugs
[00:29] <Sohcahtoa> I feel like a fucking emo playing this song constantly
[00:33] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[01:50] <timmo> w2
[01:50] <poopy> timmo Temp 55F/13C; Wind 9mph; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunset 8:02PM; high:
[01:55] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[01:55] <Rjx> A new startup called Webaroo is launching Monday with an audacious proposition:
[01:55] <timmo> that doesnt sound good at all
[01:56] <timmo> infact it sounds like youd have to call someone and ask them to search for yo
[01:56] <timmo> which would be gay
[01:56] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1847681
[01:56] <timmo> 911 operator scolds boy while his mother dies.
[01:56] <timmo> Robert Turner, 5, called 911 when his mother, Sherill Turner, who suffered fr
[01:57] <timmo> When a 911 operator answered the call, she didn't take Robert's claims seriou
[01:57] <glen2> Maybe you get a box full of DVDs to use inplace of a netconnection.
[01:57] <Rjx> Initial release consists of 'Web packs' on specific topics such as news, city
[01:58] <ToddBored> web packs?? like net articles packaged into pdf or something?
[01:58] <ToddBored> stupid idea methinks
[01:59] <mquin> ToddBored: probably a pre-loaded proxy cache
[02:01] <ToddBored> So what are they trying to target... ppl who want info but dont have a co
[02:01] <ToddBored> i dont see a market for either
[02:01] <timmo> people with a lot of time on their hands
[02:02] <ToddBored> they should just idle in irc and read the logs
[02:02] <ToddBored> lol
[02:02] <ToddBored> does drnick still come around this channel?
[02:02] <ToddBored> i havent been in like a year or so probably
[02:03] <Rjx> Beheading has been discontinued as a form of execution in much of the world due
[02:03] <Rjx> In many cases, the anecdotal evidence describes blinking eyes, wandering gaze,
[02:03] <Rjx> More difficult to attribute to nerve reflexes are the stories of specific facia
[02:03] <Rjx> haha oops!
[02:03] <Rjx> http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=495
[02:03] <Rjx> interesting read
[02:03] <ToddBored> the domain name would suggest that
[02:03] <ToddBored> =P
[02:04] <Rjx> also timm
[02:04] <Rjx> http://www.powerlabs.org/laser.htm
[02:04] <Rjx> = awesome
[02:04] <Rjx> homebuilt laser
[02:05] <Rjx> ToddBored: i haven't seen him in a long time
[02:05] <ToddBored> what class is the laser?
[02:05] <Rjx> class 4
[02:05] <timmo> nice
[02:05] <ToddBored> homemade.. wow. afk gonna read
[02:07] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/All%20American%20Pro
[02:07] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/freeeow%21.GIF
[02:07] <timmo> i was going to say
[02:08] <timmo> them some tall motherfuckers
[02:08] <timmo> but theyre on the curb
[02:08] <ToddBored> that white guy on the right is dippin in the chocolate
[02:08] <Rjx> racial segregation is hilarious
[02:09] <glen2> true.
[02:11] <Rjx> i'm sure you can relate to this one timmo
[02:11] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Lets%20all%20go%20to
[02:14] <ToddBored> http://www.toddisbored.com/wizard.jpg
[02:15] <Rjx> old
[02:15] <ToddBored> thats me
[02:15] <Rjx> i know
[02:15] <Rjx> still old!
[02:15] <maru> http://www.wimp.com/juggernaut/
[02:15] <ToddBored> oh the date yaya
[02:15] <ToddBored> thought you meant you had seen it before..
[02:15] <Rjx> i had
[02:16] <ToddBored> didnt know it got around aywhere.. maybe im famous
[02:16] <Rjx> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/20206_flip_flop.gif
[02:16] <Rjx> i think you've pasted it here before
[02:16] <ToddBored> may have.
[02:17] <timmo> aim is gay
[02:17] <ToddBored> oh?
[02:18] <Rjx> you know who else is gay timmo?
[02:18] <Rjx> you.
[02:19] <timmo> youre so gay that someone wrote a song about it
[02:19] <timmo> entitled, rjx is gay
[02:19] <Rjx> i hear you're so insecure about your heterosexuality that you write songs about
[02:19] <ToddBored> Music search results: we were unable to find exact matches for your searc
[02:19] <ToddBored> Would you like to search again?
[02:19] <Rjx> the song is lost forever, we think
[02:19] <ToddBored> is it an import?
[02:20] <maru> Cuz i'm THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
[02:20] <Sohcahtoa> <@Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/L
[02:20] <Sohcahtoa> Who are the people left of Legolas, above Homer and Cartman?
[02:21] <timmo> why does it matter?
[02:21] <ToddBored> theyre out of youre league anyways
[02:22] <ToddBored> your*
[02:23] <timmo> http://xs72.xs.to/pics/06112/tootbang2.gif
[02:23] <timmo> hah
[02:23] <Sohcahtoa> The crowd in the far left look like the blobs from Kirby's Avalanche, and
[02:24] <Rjx> haha (tootbang)
[02:25] <timmo> w00t
[02:25] <timmo> the new ingite album has their cover of sunday bloody sunday
[02:25] <timmo> <3 this cover
[02:26] <timmo> ignites singer is a classically trained opera singer
[02:28] <Rjx> 1) move to denmark and become a cartoonist
[02:28] <Rjx> 2) ???
[02:28] <Rjx> 3) prophet
[02:28] <Sohcahtoa> That seems to be the latest meme.
[02:29] <Sohcahtoa> 1) Do X
[02:29] <Sohcahtoa> 2) Do Y
[02:29] <Sohcahtoa> 3) ????
[02:29] <Sohcahtoa> 4) Profit
[02:29] <Rjx> a) you got it wrong
[02:29] <Rjx> b) it has been around for over a year now
[02:29] <timmo> its from sp
[02:29] <Rjx> yeah
[02:29] <Rjx> underpants gnomes
[02:31] <Sohcahtoa> I need to dig up my burned DVDs and find that episode
[02:41] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[02:41] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[02:58] <Ifrit> calc 1873 + 906
[02:58] <Ifrit> ohnoes
[03:00] <azc> 2279.
[03:01] <Ifrit> cool
[03:01] <ohnedich> Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wi
[03:01] <maru> your mother.
[03:04] <ohnedich> wrong
[03:04] <ohnedich> your dad
[03:04] <Ifrit> 100 / (1873 + 906) * 1873 = 67.4%
[03:04] <ohnedich> one of them
[03:05] <ohnedich> maru : you like "the space ship andromeda "?
[03:05] <ohnedich> andromeda ascendant
[03:05] <ohnedich> cuz there is a ship named maru there
[03:06] <Ifrit> ohnedich, his full nick is badtzmaru or something
[03:06] <ohnedich> www.andromedatv.com
[03:07] <ohnedich> well he ain't a space shipt
[03:07] <Ifrit> oh
[03:07] <ohnedich> he's space shit
[03:07] <Ifrit> and you're a friggin genious
[03:08] <ohnedich> tengo una camisa nera
[03:08] <Cobb> for a funeral?
[03:08] <Ifrit> A furore normannorum libera nos domine!
[03:08] <ohnedich> nope
[03:08] <Cobb> black shirt for what?
[03:08] <ohnedich> it's a melody
[03:08] <ohnedich> juanes -camisa nera
[03:08] <Cobb> oh :|
[03:09] <ohnedich> playin' on the radio
[03:10] <Cobb> btw, im playing shuffle on xmms and your nick/song just came up :P
[03:10] <ohnedich> rammstein
[03:10] <ohnedich> ?
[03:10] <Cobb> yep
[03:10] <ohnedich> what distro do you have ?
[03:10] <Cobb> freebsd
[03:11] <ohnedich> ouch
[03:11] <Cobb> okok, its windows xp :(
[03:11] <Cobb> ignore any ctcp version
[03:11] <ohnedich> i use DSL sometimes
[03:11] <ohnedich> damn small linux
[03:12] <Cobb> I know, altough Im not a *nix fundamentalist
[03:12] <Rjx> CTCP VERSION reply from Cobb: irssi v0.8.10 - running on Windows ME (Family Edi
[03:12] <Cobb> HAHAHAHAHAH
[03:12] <Cobb> is there irssi for win?
[03:12] <ohnedich> you have kids Cobb?
[03:13] <Rjx> yeah i think there are compiled versions for win32
[03:13] <Rjx> and cygwin where that fails
[03:13] <Cobb> not yet, working on it
[03:13] <Cobb> almost every night
[03:13] <ohnedich> you wank it
[03:14] <Cobb> at 33 and wanking, something had to be VERY wrong with my life
[03:14] <ohnedich> has to be
[03:14] <Rjx> Cobb: what desktop/wm do you use with freebsd?
[03:15] <Cobb> kde
[03:15] <Rjx> ah cool
[03:15] <Cobb> altough im not very fond of x11's
[03:15] <Cobb> and graphical thingies
[03:15] <ohnedich> http://www.heaven666.org/pictures/how-did-it-got-there-1696.php
[03:16] <Rjx> i've been running xfce, sometimes with the new xgl fancypants holla
[03:16] <RMD> wow.
[03:16] <RMD> people actually chat on ef
[03:16] <Cobb> Rjx: think of freebsd as slackware with a twist
[03:16] <Rjx> RMD: we're all bots
[03:16] <ohnedich> robot dance
[03:16] <Rjx> Cobb: it seems like freebsd's package management system is a whole lot better
[03:16] <Cobb> Rjx: still waiting for the apt-get LOL
[03:17] <RMD> slackware alreaqdy has a twist
[03:17] <RMD> -q
[03:17] <Rjx> apt-get a life ;[
[03:17] <Cobb> Rjx: apt-get makes lots of ppl lifes easier getting on with linux
[03:17] <Cobb> even rh sold out to it
[03:17] <RMD> cobb: slackware's twist is that after you install, it grabs you by the balls an
[03:18] <Rjx> yeah, i think ubuntu also uses it (with some fancy graphical menus)
[03:18] <Rjx> which is a decent step towards wider usability
[03:18] <Rjx> i still prefer source packages personally, for the flexibility
[03:18] <Cobb> RMD: I like to decide what I install, not get some pre made package list to in
[03:19] <Cobb> sit=shit
[03:19] <Rjx> no dude Cobb
[03:19] <Rjx> you NEED all the openoffice documentation in japanese
[03:19] <Rjx> and mandarin
[03:19] <RMD> and thai
[03:19] <Cobb> and arabic, in case they invade and want to use some ssh sessions
[03:19] <RMD> never know when you're going to need the help of Lojanagosin & Lojanagosin Tech
[03:20] <Rjx> i'm glad to see the majority of linux distributions are moving forward quite we
[03:20] <Rjx> well, apart from debian
[03:20] <Cobb> :(
[03:20] <RMD> see, i have a couple boxen that i use for linux
[03:20] <Cobb> I was going to talk about debian and my lappie install :( but nvm...
[03:21] <RMD> old systems i either got in return for tech services or just picked up at the s
[03:21] <Rjx> haha there's no problem with it, it just is _very_ hardcore on using "stable" p
[03:21] <RMD> i've used everything but SuSE
[03:21] <Rjx> the latest versions of SuSE are hot
[03:21] <Rjx> pretty much all versions below 9.0 were nothing special
[03:22] <Rjx> 10.1 will kick some ass
[03:22] <RMD> and i can honestly say that Caldera is the only linux distro that i ever found
[03:22] <Cobb> brb
[03:22] <Rjx> Caldera?
[03:22] <ohnedich> what do you RMD?
[03:22] <ohnedich> do you do
[03:22] <ohnedich> ?
[03:22] <RMD> ohne: i'm a DJ
[03:22] <RMD> i'm also the biggest nerd in the state of arizona
[03:22] <RMD> i do a lot of different shit at home
[03:23] <RMD> and the main fileserver at work for all the records, logs, employee notes, etc.
[03:23] <RMD> so with a little of this and a little of that
[03:23] <ohnedich> you are a DJ?
[03:23] <RMD> and a lot of practice at home
[03:23] <ohnedich> ever got interested in music DSP
[03:23] <RMD> i can see what my bosses think of me :D
[03:23] <ohnedich> www.musicdsp.org
[03:24] <RMD> eh, if i actually get the patience to MAKE music i just use acid and fruity loo
[03:24] <ohnedich> code you own synth's ,gen's,effects
[03:24] <ohnedich> VST
[03:24] <RMD> and i'll just use XP for that
[03:24] <ohnedich> hmm
[03:25] <RMD> i find winxp to be a shitload easier to use for everyday use, seeing as 99.999%
[03:25] <ohnedich> true
[03:25] <Rjx> because you're mine
[03:25] <Rjx> i walk the line
[03:26] * ohnedich slaps Rjx around a bit with a large trout
[03:27] <RMD> i think as far as i'm concerned, the only "alternative" format/os/etc. i use wi
[03:27] <RMD> and even then i do it under protest
[03:28] <ohnedich> why ?
[03:28] <ohnedich> mp3 ogg
[03:28] <ohnedich> you should use what suits you better
[03:29] <RMD> because my immediate supervisor has a footlong for ogg
[03:29] <RMD> when myself and the other dj at work love mp3
[03:30] <ohnedich> ok
[03:30] <ohnedich> what do you mix
[03:30] <ohnedich> ?
[03:31] <RMD> depends on who's in the crowd
[03:31] <ohnedich> what do you mix 4 clowns ?
[03:31] <ohnedich> ;)
[03:32] <RMD> if it's a lot of wiggers and bitches i put on some specially-modified 50 cent o
[03:32] <RMD> so far nobody has caught onto what that extra bassline really is
[03:32] <RMD> :D
[03:33] <ohnedich> what is it really ?
[03:33] <ohnedich> :)
[03:33] <RMD> i just recorded myself saying "kill yourself" with dropped mids and highs and a
[03:33] <RMD> so it sounds like this constant bassline but it's really a subliminal message m
[03:34] <ohnedich> loool
[03:34] <ohnedich> audacity ?
[03:34] <RMD> more like snark
[03:34] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:35] <RMD> but if there's respectable people who love to dance i'll throw on some afrika b
[03:35] <TMH_> haha awesome
[03:35] <RMD> electro <3
[03:35] <TMH_> oh shits covenant
[03:35] <RMD> one time i threw on a Mindless Self Indulgence track and people just started bl
[03:36] <TMH_> I heard a couple of their tracks once
[03:36] <ohnedich> well good luck in your subliminal endeavour
[03:36] <TMH_> and people have been going on about mindless self indulgence for a very long t
[03:36] <ohnedich> i'm off to school to flonk my thermodynamics partial
[03:36] <TMH_> unfortunately subliminal messaging only really works for visuals
[03:37] <TMH_> if I recall correctly
[03:37] <Rjx> it worked on your mother
[03:37] <ohnedich> i thought it worked for chickens too and ducks
[03:37] <TMH_> there have been a few cases where people have hidden messages in music but it'
[03:37] <TMH_> !oh
[03:37] <TMH_> quite
[03:37] <Rjx> !oh
[03:37] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[03:37] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[03:37] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[03:37] <RMD> now playing: Mindless Self Indulgence - Faggot ( 2:44 )
[03:38] <ohnedich> bubuy firefucks
[03:38] <TMH_> oh a now playing script
[03:38] <RMD> nah
[03:38] <TMH_> you'll last long in this channel
[03:38] <RMD> i type it manually
[03:38] <RMD> i code my mp3 script responses in real time
[03:39] <RMD> that's how 1337 i am :|
[03:39] <TMH_> I'm so elite I bought a sata equipped laptop without even realising it
[03:39] <TMH_> oh wait that's actually retarded because I was using an IDE driver with this t
[03:39] <RMD> when did you find out it was SATA
[03:39] <RMD> lol
[03:40] <TMH_> and I was wondering "why is my hard drive writing at 100kb/s"
[03:40] <TMH_> well I was complaining in #gentoo about how I had selected the right IDE drive
[03:40] <TMH_> as you see I had this exact same laptop before
[03:40] <TMH_> then I broke it
[03:40] <TMH_> bought a new one and installed linux on it
[03:40] <TMH_> turns out it had some new centrino chipset in it or whatnot
[03:40] <RMD> ah
[03:41] <TMH_> someone had me type lspci
[03:41] <TMH_> turns out it was a sata controller, not an ide controller
[03:41] <TMH_> a quick visit to make menuconfig && make && make install && reboot later and i
[03:41] <TMH_> so it is now actually possible for me to do a bittorrent download and watch a
[03:42] <TMH_> previously this was not possible
[03:42] <TMH_> reminds me I do need to aquire more ram for this laptop
[03:43] <Rjx> what time is it
[03:43] <glen2> Mon Apr 10 12:43:37 BST 2006
[03:44] <Rjx> the hell
[03:44] <Cobb> 11.43
[03:44] <Rjx> i wonder how my clock lost an hour
[03:44] <Cobb> err
[03:44] <TMH_> well
[03:44] <Rjx> it was correct yesterday
[03:44] <TMH_> we did go into bst
[03:44] <TMH_> you might not have your computer clock set on the right timezone
[03:44] <Rjx> i'm talking about my actual clock
[03:44] <TMH_> oh
[03:44] <Cobb> the thing is, we all are in different timezones
[03:44] <glen2> Your clock is on GMT
[03:45] <Rjx> Current timeMonday, April 10, 2006 at 11:44:57 AM BST
[03:45] <TMH_> ok I dont know whats going on there then rj, haha
[03:45] <Cobb> Rjx: that's the correct time
[03:45] <Rjx> that's what i thought
[03:46] <glen2> Just usse a ntp
[03:46] <Rjx> looks like glen2 is the one with the wrong time
[03:46] <Rjx> well i'm talking about an actual physical clock
[03:46] <Rjx> on my wall
[03:47] <Cobb> im talking about my wristwatch
[03:50] <Cobb> my New wristwatch, its harder to configure then a slack install with the monit
[03:52] <TeckGecko> I'm sure this would've been fresher in everyone's mind, oh.... say a year
[03:57] <Cobb> hey duck
[04:05] * Cobb contemplating lunch
[04:14] <Cobb> oh, the pope's on tv. ZIE POPEN IST IM TEEVEE YA?
[04:15] <ducklord> hey
[04:16] <Cobb> w2
[04:16] <poopy> Cobb Temp 66F/19C; Wind 6mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[04:16] <ducklord> w2 hamar, norway
[04:16] <poopy> ducklord Temp 37F/3C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:16PM; high:(mid 6
[04:16] <Cobb> another nice spring day
[04:16] <ducklord> sweet
[04:16] <Cobb> just like norway
[04:16] <ducklord> things are coming along here too
[04:16] <Cobb> AHAHAHHAAH
[04:16] <ducklord> we got snow yesterday :/
[04:16] <ducklord> it was pretty upsetting, as my local soccer team played their first match
[04:16] <ducklord> but all was well
[04:16] <ducklord> and today the sun is out
[04:17] <Cobb> they won?
[04:17] <ducklord> nah
[04:17] <ducklord> 0-0
[04:17] <Cobb> hey, im from europe too, dont say soccer to me ok?
[04:17] <ducklord> but they've bought a couple of new players that are looking good
[04:17] <ducklord> true
[04:17] <ducklord> football!
[04:17] <Cobb> yes!
[04:17] <Cobb> our season is almost over
[04:18] <TMH_> what is up my niggaz
[04:18] <Cobb> 1 and 1/2 months to go
[04:18] <Cobb> 6 games
[04:18] <ducklord> ya
[04:18] <ducklord> we start up late up here in .no
[04:18] <Cobb> then its worldcup time!!!!! vee are going to germany
[04:18] <ducklord> it's perfect
[04:19] <ducklord> premier league etc ends, .no season starts up
[04:19] <ducklord> football all year
[04:19] <Cobb> but you get mildsummers
[04:19] <ducklord> we didn't qualify :(
[04:19] <ducklord> yup
[04:19] <Cobb> its hard to play when its 40º in the shade
[04:19] <ducklord> me and about 25 other guys were going to rent a bus and go to germany
[04:19] <Cobb> and 88% humidity
[04:19] <ducklord> but the fuckwads didn't qualify
[04:19] <ducklord> true
[04:19] <ducklord> it never gets over 35C in the shade here
[04:19] <ducklord> so it's all good
[04:20] <Cobb> greece didnt qualify either
[04:20] <Cobb> REVENGE!
[04:20] <ducklord> hah
[04:20] <ducklord> yeah :D
[04:20] <ducklord> you're portuguese, right?
[04:20] <Cobb> thats for fuc king up our final
[04:20] <Cobb> yes I am
[04:20] <ducklord> yep
[04:20] <ducklord> man, who would've thought greece would win that
[04:21] <Cobb> we beat england, holland, spain
[04:21] <Cobb> and lose to greece!
[04:21] <ducklord> my friends brother holds this competition every big tournament
[04:21] <ducklord> where you guess all the scores, top scorers, who plays the finals, winners
[04:21] <ducklord> and one guy actually even had Greece ftw
[04:21] <ducklord> took all of our money :(
[04:21] <Cobb> what?!
[04:21] <Cobb> where does he live? so I can go take his money
[04:22] <ducklord> he had like 50% of the top scorers, most of the finalists and in the end,
[04:22] <ducklord> he lives in Oslo. take his money!
[04:22] <Cobb> thats like betting on rwanda to win the world cup
[04:22] <ducklord> yeah, almost
[04:22] <Cobb> altough i bet rwanda plays niccer football than greece :|
[04:22] <ducklord> heh, probably
[04:23] <Cobb> stupid defensive bastards with that nazi manager
[04:23] <ducklord> greece played rock solid, I'll give them that
[04:23] <Cobb> played rock ugly too
[04:23] <ducklord> and being a norg, it's quite ok that they won
[04:23] <ducklord> ya
[04:23] <ducklord> I was wearing my Portugal shirt during the match
[04:23] <Cobb> I have one of those too ofcourse
[04:23] <ducklord> and when we went out afterwards too. So many haters :(
[04:24] <Cobb> number 7!
[04:24] <ducklord> is Figo #7?
[04:24] <Cobb> why?
[04:24] <Cobb> yes he is
[04:24] <ducklord> well, because you lost, of course
[04:24] <Cobb> God is 7
[04:24] <RMD> http://discharges.org/h/0707/
[04:24] <Cobb> we deserved that final!!!!!!!!
[04:24] <Cobb> no one played better than us!
[04:25] <Cobb> excepr greece
[04:25] <Cobb> they beat us twice :(
[04:25] <ducklord> true, you play entertaining football
[04:25] <ducklord> speaking of which
[04:25] <Cobb> lets see how this cup goes
[04:25] <ducklord> I can't wait to see brazil plays in the world cup
[04:25] <Cobb> I was going to say that
[04:26] <ducklord> they deserve to win this one with the team they have
[04:26] <Cobb> but they are in debt with us. got their asses kicked last time they played por
[04:26] <ducklord> when was that?
[04:26] <Cobb> 2 years ago
[04:26] <ducklord> I remember when we beat them 2-1 in '98
[04:26] <ducklord> that was quite possibly one of the best moments in my life
[04:27] <Cobb> we dont get nice friendly matches very often
[04:27] <ducklord> we also beat them 4-2 the year before
[04:27] <ducklord> that was no friendly match, that was in the world cup
[04:27] <ducklord> 4-2 was a friendly, though
[04:27] <Cobb> oh oh! and we beat russia 7-0 on the qualifiers
[04:27] <ducklord> hah
[04:27] <Cobb> that was awesome
[04:27] <ducklord> you did? Can't remember that
[04:27] <ducklord> that's pretty awesome
[04:27] <ducklord> Russia has some good players
[04:27] <Cobb> this world cup qualifiers
[04:28] <Cobb> dude, their manager got up and left
[04:28] <Cobb> halfway trough part 2
[04:28] <ducklord> hah
[04:28] <ducklord> understandably
[04:28] <Cobb> next game, we tie 1-1 with liechtenstein. go figure...
[04:28] <ducklord> hah
[04:28] <ducklord> ;P
[04:29] <Cobb> if it was the other way around
[04:29] <Cobb> no one would care
[04:29] <ducklord> true
[04:29] <ducklord> we tied moldova etc
[04:29] <ducklord> that was sad to see :(
[04:29] <Cobb> but forget that! WE TIED WITH AN AMATEUR TEAM!
[04:30] <Cobb> no one cared to remember russia, they were all hatin'
[04:30] <ducklord> but of course
[04:30] <Cobb> our goalkeeper is in toip shale
[04:30] <Cobb> p
[04:30] <Cobb> erm
[04:30] <Cobb> top shape*
[04:31] <Cobb> you know, the one that eliminated england
[04:31] <Cobb> and took off the gloves to defend becks penalty heheheheh
[04:31] <ducklord> haha
[04:31] <ducklord> yeah
[04:32] <ducklord> what is his name again?
[04:32] <Cobb> ricardo
[04:32] <Cobb> plays for my club :)
[04:32] <ducklord> that's it
[04:32] <ducklord> your club is?
[04:32] <Cobb> sporting club of portugal
[04:32] <ducklord> also known as Sporting Lisboa?
[04:32] <ducklord> no, wait
[04:32] <Cobb> yes, but thats inaccurate
[04:32] <ducklord> ya
[04:33] <Cobb> you know the ones that lost the uefa final to cska, playing at home :(
[04:33] <Cobb> OMFG WAS I PISSED OFF!!
[04:33] <ducklord> yeah
[04:33] <ducklord> hehe
[04:33] <ducklord> no wonder
[04:33] <ducklord> my club is predicted to move down this year :/
[04:34] <Cobb> well, I also have my city club
[04:34] <Cobb> I call it my heart club
[04:34] <Cobb> they play division 2
[04:34] <Cobb> not doing so good this years
[04:34] <Cobb> year*
[04:34] <ducklord> we moved up to the top division two years ago
[04:35] <ducklord> and actually came 5th the first season
[04:35] <ducklord> but we've lost some good players, and also the coach
[04:35] <Cobb> thats nice, it qualifies for uefa cup right?
[04:35] <ducklord> nah
[04:35] <Cobb> 5th
[04:35] <Cobb> no?!
[04:35] <ducklord> only the first 4 in .no I think
[04:35] <Cobb> oh , sorry to hear that
[04:35] <ducklord> it's a pity
[04:36] <ducklord> because we really need a new stadium
[04:36] <ducklord> and if we played uefa cup they would be forced to build it
[04:36] <Cobb> scp is 2nd this year, I think we cant win the championship this year
[04:36] <ducklord> Benfica first?
[04:36] <Cobb> ~just lost to porto last day
[04:36] <ducklord> or Port0
[04:36] <Cobb> nope
[04:36] <Cobb> porto 1st
[04:36] <ducklord> Porto*
[04:36] <Cobb> damn bastards
[04:36] <ducklord> figures
[04:36] <ducklord> speaking of surprising wins
[04:37] <ducklord> how Porto won the champions league.. baffles the mind
[04:37] <Cobb> dude, with the same team that came 2nd on the euro
[04:37] <Cobb> the base of the team was porto's team
[04:37] <Cobb> and mourinho at the helm
[04:37] <Cobb> another bastard
[04:38] <ducklord> true enough
[04:38] <ducklord> but still
[04:38] <ducklord> didn't see that coming
[04:38] <Cobb> they had one of the most solid teams ever!
[04:38] <Cobb> no stars , just hard work
[04:38] <ducklord> well, yes. They had a good team going
[04:38] <Cobb> just like chelsea
[04:39] <ducklord> ya
[04:39] <ducklord> but with more charm
[04:39] <Cobb> thats jose's trick
[04:39] <Cobb> no primadonnas
[04:39] <Cobb> just players that will leave their skin on the pitch if needed
[04:40] <Cobb> pddy power paid off the bets for 1st in the premiership with more than half th
[04:40] <Cobb> paddy*
[04:41] <Cobb> chelsea 1st and thats it :|
[04:41] <Rjx> manchester uniteddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
[04:41] <Cobb> best manager - mourinho , just that they dont lose money
[04:42] <ducklord> wait
[04:42] <ducklord> are you a united fan, rehan?
[04:42] <Cobb> brb - lunch
[04:42] <Rjx> haha no
[04:42] <Cobb> me too
[04:42] <Cobb> :(
[04:42] <Cobb> go go cristiano!
[04:42] <Rjx> i don't follow club teams
[04:42] <Cobb> scp player btw ;)
[04:42] <ducklord> ronaldo is great
[04:43] <ducklord> but I have to be negative about united
[04:43] <ducklord> since most of my friends are united fans
[04:43] <ducklord> and I'm not
[04:53] <SpacedOot> Ronald is great
[04:53] <SpacedOot> +o
[04:53] <SpacedOot> but i think he's a bit showy at times
[04:54] <ducklord> that's what cool about him ;P
[04:55] <ducklord> but, yes, he is
[04:56] <Rjx> >>> emerge (1 of 81) net-irc/xchat-2.6.2 to /
[04:56] <SpacedOot> sometimes i think he'd suit the french league better than the english
[04:56] <SpacedOot> since the french league has more showmanship than skills at times
[04:56] <ohnedich> soccer ?
[04:59] <ducklord> football!
[05:00] <ducklord> french league is entertaining
[05:00] <ohnedich> true
[05:00] <ohnedich> thought all of youy are american
[05:00] <ohnedich> they call football
[05:00] <ohnedich> soccer
[05:00] <ohnedich> damn idiots
[05:01] <ducklord> agreed
[05:01] <ducklord> none of us are american
[05:01] <ducklord> so; football
[05:02] <ducklord> make love, not war
[05:02] <SpacedOot> My countries league
[05:02] <SpacedOot> is one of the worst in the world
[05:02] <Stereo``> screw football
[05:02] <SpacedOot> in terms of quality
[05:02] <SpacedOot> but last season was great
[05:03] <ohnedich> FUCK STEAUA BUCHAREST!
[05:04] <ohnedich> RAPID ! RAPID! www.fcrapid.ro
[05:04] <Cobb> back!
[05:04] * SpacedOot is a rangers fan
[05:04] <SpacedOot> :P
[05:04] <ducklord> rapid bucharest?
[05:05] <ohnedich> yes
[05:05] <ducklord> if I hear "Rapid" I think of Rapid Wien
[05:06] <ohnedich> never heard much of rapid wien
[05:06] <Cobb> leave to the euros to turn this channel in sky sports discussion forum
[05:06] <ohnedich> how is the league in osterreich
[05:06] <ohnedich> ?
[05:06] <ducklord> a couple of norgs have played there, so I hear more about them then buchar
[05:06] <ducklord> it's good enough, i think
[05:06] <Cobb> bucharest - steua
[05:06] <ducklord> probably the same level as norway etc
[05:06] <Cobb> the only one I can think off
[05:06] <Cobb> of*
[05:07] <ohnedich> you should think of rapid bucharest
[05:07] <Thuryn> .w 65211
[05:07] <ohnedich> hooligans 4 life
[05:07] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.3°W, 271M); Last Updated: 6:54 AM CDT; Dew Point: 32
[05:07] <Thuryn> Temp: 43. Low: 52. hmmm...
[05:07] <ducklord> Adrian Ilie used to be my favorite player on Championship Manager :P
[05:07] <ohnedich> lool
[05:08] <ducklord> always bought him
[05:08] <ducklord> and Constantin Galca
[05:08] <ohnedich> never heard much about him in while
[05:08] <SpacedOot> on CM4 Mido was excellent
[05:08] <ducklord> me neither
[05:08] <ohnedich> galca is great
[05:08] <ohnedich> but they are out
[05:08] <ducklord> I don't think I've ever seen him play irl
[05:08] <ducklord> but on cm he was great
[05:08] <SpacedOot> But i can't play as Rangers in any management game because i start the ga
[05:08] <ducklord> ;(
[05:09] <ohnedich> Adrian Mutu the most mediatized .ro player atm
[05:09] <ducklord> yup
[05:11] <ducklord> http://www.qdb.us/34733
[05:11] <ducklord> that's refreshingly cruel
[05:12] <Thuryn> esp the 'your' at the end
[05:13] <Cobb> burning in hell is for catholics
[05:14] <Thuryn> and baptists
[05:14] <Cobb> getting instant karma is what the rest of us can only hope for
[05:14] <ohnedich> and budhists
[05:14] <Cobb> ok Thuryn , burning in hell is for christians
[05:14] <Cobb> and arabs maybe
[05:15] <ducklord> I'll be the funny guy that walks around in hell pointing at people while y
[05:15] <Thuryn> not all arabs are muslim.
[05:15] <Thuryn> many of them are buddhist or christians
[05:15] <ohnedich> some of them are vegetarians
[05:15] <Thuryn> buddhists *definitely* do not believe in hell
[05:15] <Cobb> okok, burning in hell is for muslim arabs
[05:15] <Cobb> damn....
[05:15] <Thuryn> (unless the earth counts)
[05:15] <ohnedich> well they should ,they will end down there
[05:16] <ducklord> as I've said before
[05:16] <ducklord> being a buddhist and also a tree
[05:16] <Cobb> irc is evil anyway, so we all are going to pay for it one way or the other
[05:16] <ducklord> is the fasttrack to nirvana
[05:16] <Rjx> it's like microsoft office for your afterlife
[05:17] <Cobb> irc is not the way god intended for us to communicate
[05:17] <Cobb> god has full msn messenger support
[05:17] <Cobb> as it should be
[05:17] <Rjx> he would've given us keyboards?
[05:17] <Cobb> one human race , one im client
[05:18] <Cobb> at least that's what bill gates prays for everyday
[05:18] <ohnedich> Cobb: u mean to say u are a racist ---> "one human race , "
[05:18] <Cobb> yes I am
[05:18] <Cobb> we all yooomans
[05:19] <ohnedich> corn on the Cobb
[05:19] <Cobb> except for those religions that have more than one god, those can use icq too
[05:20] <Cobb> and develop functions on gaim and kopete
[05:20] <Cobb> but *that's* the only exception
[05:20] <ohnedich> i think Agent43 is a pedo
[05:21] <Rjx> ohnedich: die in a fire
[05:22] <ducklord> hah
[05:22] <ohnedich> why ?
[05:22] <Thuryn> because it might be entertaining
[05:22] <Thuryn> you never know
[05:22] <Cobb> LOL
[05:22] <SpacedOot> hah
[05:22] <ohnedich> "<Rjx>i want to suck your balls " <--- man i am not gay
[05:22] <Rjx> that's Agent43's catchphrase
[05:22] <Cobb> o oh oh
[05:22] <Rjx> "die in a fire"
[05:22] * meffie is now known as mef
[05:23] * ohnedich sets himself on fire
[05:23] * ohnedich rofles
[05:23] <Cobb> ohnedich: you see that blob before Rjx's nick?
[05:23] <ducklord> I need a catchphrase
[05:23] <ohnedich> Cobb???
[05:23] <Cobb> taunt him and you are taunting one of the allah's of the #
[05:23] <ohnedich> i know
[05:23] <ohnedich> i know
[05:24] <ohnedich> i am an atheist
[05:24] <Cobb> ROFL
[05:24] <SpacedOot> Just because you don't believe doesnt mean he cant smite you
[05:24] <ohnedich> true
[05:24] <ducklord> I smited Rjxs mama last night lololzz
[05:24] <Cobb> better of being a nihilist
[05:25] <Cobb> dont believe at all
[05:25] <ducklord> hah
[05:25] <Cobb> smited!
[05:25] <ducklord> I believe
[05:25] <ducklord> in a thing called love
[05:25] <ohnedich> let's club ducklord
[05:25] <ducklord> you must mistake me for a seal
[05:25] <ohnedich> yes
[05:26] <Agent43> ya
[05:26] <Cobb> speaking about clubbing, I tutor a kid thats an exchange student from iceland
[05:26] <ohnedich> anyways i stayed 3 mins in the exam and i got home
[05:26] * Disconnected
[05:26] * Attempting to rejoin channel #geekissues
[05:26] * Rejoined channel #geekissues
[05:26] * Topic is 'all people of importance please get on the hub'
[05:26] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-211-4.ironoh.adelphia.net on Sun Apr 09
[05:26] <Cobb> and I made a joke about clubbing seals
[05:26] <Cobb> the bastard didn't even flinch
[05:26] <Cobb> they dont even care :(
[05:27] <ducklord> no one cares
[05:27] <ducklord> not even me and swight
[05:27] <ducklord> the supreme clubbers of the seals
[05:27] <Cobb> he goes like : so what?
[05:27] <ohnedich> then he "clubbed your seal " Cobb? ;)
[05:27] <Cobb> like clubbing baby seals is a fekkin national past time or soemthing
[05:28] <Thuryn> i don't see the big deal about it, unless they are killing too many of them
[05:28] <Thuryn> it's not like we don't keep sheep and cows in pens where we can find them an
[05:28] <Cobb> saturday afternoon, bored, lets go clubbing!
[05:28] <Cobb> Thuryn: we dont club cows to death
[05:28] <ohnedich> i'll club dj tiesto
[05:28] <Thuryn> Cobb, the hell we don't
[05:28] <Cobb> we use a hammer
[05:29] <Cobb> its more civilized
[05:29] <Thuryn> ah, yes. significant advances in what it's called! ;p
[05:29] <Cobb> omfg what did I just say?!
[05:29] <Cobb> ignore what I just typed, I blame it on the internet to turn me into an insens
[05:29] <ohnedich> civilized is when you leave the cow alone
[05:30] <Stereo``> yeah give cows a seizure
[05:30] <Stereo``> that's civilized
[05:30] <Stereo``> make them want to die
[05:30] <Stereo``> and then kill them
[05:30] <Cobb> depress the cows so they suicide
[05:30] <Thuryn> mmmm.... burgers
[05:30] <Thuryn> tell them they're fat and ugly and have no future and no one likes them
[05:31] <Stereo``> put up pictures of mcdonalds food
[05:31] <ohnedich> i hate mcdonalds
[05:31] <Thuryn> they'll dress in all black and wear too much mascara and cut themselves
[05:31] <Stereo``> "if you're bad, this is the meat you'll be made into"
[05:31] <Stereo``> "noooooooooooo"
[05:31] <Cobb> well, I've work in a slaughter house for some time (dont ask why) and its quit
[05:31] <Thuryn> you mean "mooooooooo"
[05:31] <Cobb> emoooooo cows
[05:31] <Thuryn> lmao
[05:32] <ohnedich> let's rape Stereo``
[05:32] <Thuryn> okay, on that note, i have to go actually do some work
[05:32] <Cobb> working interferes with my irc time ;(
[05:32] <Stereo``> you can't rape me if i don't say no
[05:32] <ohnedich> i need permission to rape you
[05:32] <ohnedich> rape means no permission
[05:33] <ohnedich> slap happy
[05:33] <Cobb> rape is like a surprise
[05:33] <Cobb> guess what? time for the secks!
[05:33] <SpacedOot> Its the best surprise - one you will never forget
[05:34] <Cobb> would you like me to share some abbatoir stories? its a bit graphical tough...
[05:35] <ohnedich> linx it Cobb
[05:36] <Cobb> okay, so we kill sheep with some sort of a nail gun, to the back of their skul
[05:36] <ohnedich> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/62006_useless.jpg <--- AWWW ,FUCK
[05:36] <Cobb> but this doesn't kill them, just paralizes their nerve system so they can be d
[05:37] <Cobb> long stoiry short, the guys there like to be quick about getting their work do
[05:37] <ducklord> what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
[05:38] <ducklord> you are creating supersheep!
[05:38] <Cobb> I almost fucking killed the guy
[05:38] <Cobb> theres cruelty, and theres those guys
[05:39] <Cobb> if the cia ever needs some guys for teh torture, I can give them some phone nu
[05:39] <Rjx> let's get down to the point
[05:39] <Rjx> how much for the ape?
[05:40] <Cobb> OMFG!!! why do I keep clicking these LINKS!??!??!??!?!
[05:40] <daze> i love that hes wearing a wedding ring
[05:40] <Cobb> I know its going to be bad, but I still click :(
[05:41] <jonathans> brass tacks
[05:41] <ducklord> I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party
[05:41] <ToddBored> is there any dress code for it?
[05:42] <ducklord> what I'm trying to say is that there's a party in my pants, and you're inv
[05:42] <ducklord> clothing optional
[05:42] <ohnedich> lol
[05:42] <ohnedich> kinda owned !
[05:42] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:48] <Tark-Work> and timestamps on
[05:48] <Tark-Work> good!
[05:50] <Zera> url tantra
[05:50] <pinkboa> - "tantra": http://www.tantra.com/
[06:00] <daze> Bollywood star jailed for killing deer http://networks.org/?src=abc:1825528
[06:00] <daze> booo crazy indians
[06:04] <ducklord> a wealthy indian got fined in .no some time ago too, for killing deer
[06:04] <ducklord> he killed 4 deers with one shot
[06:05] <ducklord> at first they applauded him, then they frowned upon it
[06:05] <Cobb> thought you only got reindeers in norway, did he kill rudolph?
[06:05] <ducklord> hehe
[06:05] <ducklord> :P
[06:06] <ducklord> he also killed blitzer and his friends
[06:06] <Cobb> all of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names, rudolph bought a
[06:06] <Cobb> watch the rest live on fox
[06:08] <Tark-Work> man, I could use some breakfast
[06:08] <Cobb> dude, its way past lunch time
[06:08] <Tark-Work> yah well
[06:08] <Cobb> how about some decent lunch?
[06:08] <Tark-Work> some of us gotta live in the wrong time zone
[06:09] <Tark-Work> I have some cold beef and horseradish in the fridge here
[06:09] <Cobb> oops shit, forgot that little
[06:09] <Cobb> ammm
[06:09] <Cobb> whats the word?
[06:09] <Tark-Work> detail
[06:09] <Cobb> yes
[06:09] <Cobb> thats it
[06:09] <Cobb> get some coffee
[06:10] <Cobb> and a croissant
[06:10] <Tark-Work> yeah I'm thinking if I drink coffee and smoke cigarettes I won't be hungr
[06:10] <Tark-Work> I'll brew up a pot
[06:10] <Tark-Work> nice and strong
[06:10] <Tark-Work> then I'll eat a bunch of sedatives I've got here on my desk
[06:10] <Cobb> coffes rules!, me-coffee= no productivity
[06:11] <Tark-Work> should get me through my first day with the new laptop :/
[06:11] <Cobb> wich brand?
[06:11] <Tark-Work> Stinkpad T-42
[06:11] <Cobb> cpu? os?
[06:11] <Tark-Work> Intel Pentium M 1.8
[06:11] <Tark-Work> WinXP w/1.5g ram
[06:11] <Cobb> nice
[06:12] <Tark-Work> they made me get a new one
[06:12] <Cobb> xcept for the xp part
[06:12] <Tark-Work> said they wouldn't pay to fix my old one
[06:12] <Tark-Work> no choice
[06:12] <Cobb> this one I have is a celeron m
[06:12] <Tark-Work> got industrial control software that only runs on windows
[06:12] <Tark-Work> now I gotta fuck with autodesk about my autocad license.
[06:12] <Cobb> what do you do ?
[06:12] <Cobb> design?
[06:13] <Tark-Work> industrial controls
[06:13] <Cobb> you should get your company to buy you a giant 21' monitor
[06:13] <Tark-Work> mostly programming, mostly Allen-Bradley, mostly Contrologix
[06:13] <Tark-Work> I got a 19" here
[06:13] <Cobb> so you can work decently
[06:14] <Tark-Work> it's plenty big. The CAD department actually makes the drawings, I just
[06:14] <Tark-Work> they have big ass like 24" and 30" monitors
[06:14] <Cobb> lucky shits :|
[06:14] <Cobb> I have a friend that works for caterpillar
[06:14] <Cobb> he designs aplliances for the big rigs
[06:15] <Cobb> he's so propped up at home
[06:15] <Tark-Work> ahh, I haven't done amchines in ages
[06:15] <Tark-Work> platforms and skids
[06:15] <Cobb> he once invited me for a launch on a new truck
[06:16] <Cobb> launch of a new truck
[06:16] <Cobb> like those that work on the quarries
[06:16] <Cobb> it ruled ftw!
[06:16] <Cobb> we got to ride on the beast!
[06:16] <Tark-Work> yeah, machine designers are cool as fuck
[06:17] <Cobb> its like 3 stories tall
[06:17] <Cobb> big ass diesel engine that roared like satan!
[06:19] <ducklord> yes, delicious crime
[06:19] <ducklord> i will hurt its arms
[06:20] <ducklord> http://www.burntfaceman.com/trailer.htm
[06:20] <Cobb> im not clicking anymore links here...
[06:22] <ducklord> :[
[06:23] <Cobb> last one i clicked saw a guy chop the tip of his cock off, so no more random l
[06:24] <|sili> click shock
[06:24] <|sili> I understand
[06:25] <jeek> Clip Cock Click Shock
[06:26] <Cobb> I will only regain confidence when I see some links to fluffy kittens or some
[06:27] <|sili> http://cuteoverload.com
[06:27] <Cobb> NOT THE ONR that the bitch crushes the cat with her shoe!!!!!
[06:28] <Cobb> |sili: thanks a lot!
[06:29] <Cobb> now this is something I can look AT
[06:29] <Cobb> :D
[06:33] <ducklord> http://www.burntfaceman.com/6.htm
[06:33] <ducklord> this one goes out to Rjx
[06:33] <ducklord> because it contains a man spider
[06:36] <Cobb> dnd *looking at kittens*
[06:38] <Cobb> http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/catmousebun
[06:38] <Cobb> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
[06:48] <c-rock`> supercute
[06:48] <Cobb> leave it to Cobb to paste cute and sanitized links
[06:49] <c-rock`> what are you gay or something
[06:49] <Cobb> nope
[06:50] <Cobb> just got fed up of clicking on links that made my stomach churn
[06:50] <Cobb> so now I look at puppies and kittens
[06:50] <Cobb> maybe tomorrow ill get back on lemon party or some crap like that
[07:01] <Ifrit> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4633657324563445434
[07:01] <Ifrit> lawl
[07:20] <ducklord> a s l
[07:26] <Spidey> w2
[07:26] <poopy> Spidey Temp 52.6F/11.4C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:51PM; high:(up
[07:29] <jestuh> Fire in tents at India trade fair kills 45
[07:29] <jestuh> sounds like a typo but it isn't
[07:30] <|sili> so an intense fire in tents kill 45?
[07:31] <ducklord> man
[07:31] <ducklord> you could light a fart on fire in india and 12 people would get killed
[07:31] <jestuh> haha @ both
[07:32] <TMH_> hey |sili
[07:32] <|sili> ya?
[07:32] <TMH_> you strike me as a smart person
[07:32] <TMH_> I have a laptop with no cd drive or floppy drive and no usb booting support wh
[07:32] <ducklord> with a girly punch?
[07:32] <ducklord> oh
[07:32] <TMH_> how the fuck am I meant to fix this windows installation
[07:32] <|sili> you'd need a 2.5" to 3.5" adapter
[07:32] <TMH_> it just crashes in safemode for fuck's sake
[07:32] <|sili> and put in a PC
[07:33] <TMH_> I don't have a 3.5" using computer around actualy
[07:33] <|sili> the HD in the PC
[07:33] <TMH_> as I left my computer at university
[07:33] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[07:33] <TMH_> I'm just back with my laptop which has a sata hdd
[07:33] <TMH_> is there some way to pxe it
[07:33] <|sili> your screwed
[07:33] <|sili> :/
[07:33] <TMH_> ok guys basicaly don't buy an oki printer because they don't have linux or osx
[07:33] <jestuh> yep
[07:33] <jestuh> ;[
[07:34] <TMH_> so my idea
[07:34] <TMH_> set up a laptop as a print server
[07:34] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:34] <TMH_> turns out the only laptop I have has a fucked windows install
[07:34] <TMH_> ;[
[07:34] <TMH_> I guess I could probably exchange this thing for something else
[07:34] <|sili> you could maybe find a pcmcia external laptop cdrom
[07:34] <|sili> I have one at home
[07:35] <jestuh> shit running late 4 werk
[07:35] <TMH_> oh I have one of those but it's broken
[07:35] <TMH_> I sort of stepped on it
[07:35] <TMH_> and threw it at someone
[07:35] <ducklord> why must you take every opportunity to brag about your posessions, sili
[07:35] <TMH_> because I didn't think I needed it any more
[07:36] <ducklord> you are always running late, jester
[07:37] <Rjx> back
[07:38] <jestuh> ;[
[07:38] <Spidey> bum
[07:38] <ducklord> hello Rjx
[07:39] <Spidey> damn, winamp + ad-aware = bog
[07:39] <jestuh> ok i've been testing this for 2 days before i linked the masses
[07:39] <jestuh> http://tech.cybernetnews.com/2006/03/26/this-may-help-your-firefox-memory-le
[07:39] <jestuh> fucking rocks!
[07:40] <TMH_> the url sounds awesome
[07:40] <TMH_> but it is not loading
[07:40] <Rjx> i saw that this morning, didn't try it
[07:40] <TMH_> WHY IS IT NOT LOADING
[07:40] <Rjx> is that the minimise/trim setting in about:config?
[07:40] <TMH_> why rj
[07:40] <Rjx> i haven't been browsing much today
[07:40] <jestuh> ya rjx
[07:40] <Rjx> works nicely?
[07:41] <jestuh> yeah very well
[07:41] <jestuh> i drop from 115mb to 8mb
[07:41] <jestuh> then it stabilizes at like 13-16mb while min
[07:41] <Rjx> i imagine it swaps stuff out
[07:41] <Rjx> rather than holding in mem
[07:41] <Rjx> when its minimised
[07:41] <|sili> I don't brag about my possesions
[07:41] <|sili> I was telling tmh, what he needs
[07:41] <TMH_> precisely
[07:41] <|sili> and I just happen to have one
[07:42] <jestuh> ok now i'm really late for work
[07:42] <jestuh> latuh
[07:42] <Spidey> pz
[07:42] <|sili> also, I came from a home where I would be lucky If I ate everyday
[07:42] <|sili> so having nice things
[07:42] <Rjx> fatties?
[07:42] <|sili> isn't something I am used to
[07:42] <issuez> w2
[07:42] <poopy> issuez Temp 52F/11C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:34PM; high:(mid 70
[07:42] <Stereo``> pcmcia cd drive is a nice thing?
[07:42] <ducklord> i was kidding :(
[07:42] <Cobb> w2
[07:42] <poopy> Cobb Temp 68F/20C; Wind 8mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[07:42] <|sili> and everything here
[07:43] <Cobb> ah yes... teh sun
[07:43] <|sili> seriously needs to chill out
[07:43] <issuez> you know
[07:43] <|sili> except issues
[07:43] <|sili> cause she's just cool the way she is
[07:43] <issuez> i really just can respect a police officer whos issued car is a fucking new
[07:43] <issuez> fucking canadian cops
[07:43] <Rjx> *whipcrack*
[07:43] <Spidey> haha
[07:44] <Rjx> i think they're doing that around here issuez
[07:44] <issuez> well
[07:44] <Spidey> i would quit
[07:44] <Spidey> fuck a bug
[07:44] <issuez> i expect that from england
[07:44] <Rjx> haha :x
[07:44] <issuez> i mean
[07:44] <issuez> youre all packed on a tiny island and drive shitty tiny cars anyways
[07:44] <Rjx> yeah, pretty much
[07:44] <Rjx> oil prices too high to be able to afford SUVs
[07:44] <issuez> also
[07:45] <Rjx> i think we should give the police monster trucks though
[07:45] <issuez> im tempted today to go to the immigration rally in denver with a super soake
[07:45] <Rjx> just for effect
[07:45] <Spidey> haha nice
[07:45] <|sili> hahaha
[07:45] <Spidey> they already stink though
[07:45] <|sili> they are having one here in a town too
[07:45] <issuez> how hard is it to come here legally
[07:45] <|sili> I've heard many 'wet back' comments this morning
[07:45] <issuez> jesus fucking christ
[07:45] <issuez> take a goddamn test
[07:45] <|sili> which is WHY we have the problem
[07:45] <issuez> learn english
[07:45] <issuez> thats all we fucking ask
[07:45] <issuez> but no
[07:46] <|sili> stupid fucking rednecks
[07:46] <Rjx> issuez: it's pretty hard
[07:46] <Rjx> there's a 4 year waiting list just to have your application processed
[07:46] <Spidey> ya, it actually is not easy
[07:46] <Rjx> and find out of you're accepted or not
[07:46] <Rjx> right now
[07:46] <issuez> give me a break
[07:46] <issuez> seriously
[07:46] <issuez> spare me
[07:46] <Rjx> although if they cut illegal immigration amounts, they can focus those resource
[07:46] <issuez> i saw 3 illegal busts on i-25 on friday alone
[07:46] <issuez> we honked and cheered
[07:46] <Rjx> and make it more efficient
[07:47] <issuez> and the state patrols gave us thumbs up
[07:47] <issuez> there were 15 of them in an astro van
[07:47] <issuez> all lined up against the gard rail
[07:47] <Spidey> lol
[07:47] <issuez> on their knees with their hands on their heads
[07:47] <Spidey> common sight around here, and i am nowhere near mexico
[07:47] <issuez> there were also 3 car loads full of about, 29837491873 mexicans about 4 mile
[07:48] <Rjx> you guys need to just put up fake signs
[07:48] <issuez> how do they do that
[07:48] <Rjx> that loop round in a semi-circle
[07:48] <Rjx> goes all the way back to mexico
[07:48] <issuez> are they like the amazing rubber boy?
[07:48] <Spidey> i saw something once, i think it was on cops
[07:49] <Spidey> they had this like, 5yr old girl
[07:49] <issuez> i may be a redneck but at least my family came here legally from germany
[07:49] <Spidey> stuffed in the dash of a ford pickup
[07:49] <issuez> LEGALLY
[07:49] <issuez> and the other half of my family was alrealy here
[07:49] <issuez> so pretty much i belong here
[07:50] <Rjx> i'd say that the soil really belongs to the native indians
[07:50] <Rjx> but you're part native indian
[07:50] <Rjx> so it flies
[07:50] <issuez> yea, it does
[07:50] <Rjx> do gay indians do the purple rain dance?
[07:50] <issuez> but the mexicans sold their land to us a while ago so........
[07:51] <issuez> haha
[07:51] <issuez> purple rain dance
[07:52] <issuez> i watched purple rain the other day
[07:52] <Stereo``> http://www.cbp.gov/xp/CustomsToday/2004/May/other/peopleSmuggling.xml
[07:52] <Stereo``> there ya go, person in a dashboard
[07:52] <issuez> hahah
[07:52] <issuez> shit
[07:52] <Spidey> lol
[07:52] <Spidey> i knew i saw that somewhere
[07:52] <Spidey> i swear it was on cops
[07:53] <issuez> damn
[07:53] <Rjx> there was stupidity over here at the last election about people wanting to get
[07:53] <Rjx> and then someone really questioned the policy
[07:53] <Rjx> of people who are fleeing their home country because of persecution, get to bri
[07:53] <Rjx> and get told
[07:53] <Rjx> SORRY GO HOME
[07:54] <issuez> did you know in the louisiana purchase, 15 million $$$ purchases over 800,00
[07:54] <Rjx> and i guess everyone realised that the problem was false asylum seekers
[07:54] <issuez> purchased*
[07:54] <Rjx> i wonder how hard the process is for establishing a country, legally
[07:55] <issuez> i wonder if i can get approved for a 15 million dollar mortgage loan
[07:55] <Rjx> there was a BBC show on it a while back
[07:55] <issuez> i got approved for 250k$ when we bought the house
[07:55] <issuez> i wonder how far i can push the limits
[07:55] <Rjx> we'll set up our own country
[07:55] <Rjx> where pot and piracy are legal
[07:55] <issuez> seriously rjx
[07:55] <issuez> lets do it
[07:55] <Rjx> form defence pacts with some major forces
[07:55] <Rjx> so if people try and invade
[07:56] <Rjx> they'll get smacked the hell down
[07:56] <Rjx> it'd only even need to be a few square miles really
[07:56] <ducklord> like Sealand?
[07:56] <issuez> lets ban everyone whos not indian, dot and feather indians
[07:56] <Rjx> sorta
[07:56] <Rjx> well that'd exclude sara unless we made her an honourary indian
[07:56] <Rjx> which i've already done
[07:56] <ducklord> the norg need not apply :(
[07:57] <issuez> theres indian in here everytime you are having ultimate togetherness time
[07:57] <issuez> that counts
[07:57] <issuez> her*
[07:57] <Rjx> hahah
[07:57] <Stereo``> smuggling people in riding cocks "oh ya i'm part indian.."
[07:57] <issuez> hahaha
[07:57] <issuez> our slogan can be
[07:58] <issuez> 'where everyone can have a little indian in them'
[07:58] <Rjx> baby i'll fill you with sweet gandhi love
[07:58] <finn__> :o
[07:58] <issuez> haha
[07:59] <finn__> is google's jabber account useable with other clients?
[07:59] <Rjx> yeah
[07:59] <Rjx> anything that supports XMPP, if i recall correctly
[07:59] <finn__> allright, that'll let me get people to use jabber
[08:00] <finn__> calc 65 eur in usd
[08:00] <pinkboa> - 65 Euros = 79.09200 U.S. dollars
[08:01] <finn__> I have $80 of hardware here which I can't get running :/
[08:01] <finn__> apple wireless keyboard and a bluetooth dongle
[08:01] <finn__> it's mainly the dongle's fault
[08:03] <ducklord> never trust the dongle
[08:04] <jonathans> http://www.qwantz.com/merchandise.html#whale
[08:04] <issuez> 1845: The independent Republic of Texas (1836-1845) is annexed to the United
[08:04] <issuez> 1846: Oregon Territory is ceded to the U.S. from Britain following an 1818 j
[08:04] <issuez> 1848: The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo following the Mexican War between the
[08:04] <issuez> 1853: With the Gadsden Purchase of 1853, the land acquisition that resulted
[08:05] <issuez> 1803 was the louisiana purchase
[08:06] <Spidey> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247590/
[08:06] <Spidey> KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he rece
[08:06] <issuez> see, if the border jumpers would have to learn US history.. theyd see that w
[08:07] <issuez> blame guadalupe
[08:10] <jonathans> new http://alessonislearned.com/
[08:19] <Spidey> sofa king bored
[08:20] <ducklord> that was the name of a norwegian tv show
[08:20] <Spidey> haha really?
[08:23] <ducklord> yes
[08:24] <Spidey> awesome
[08:27] <Kenn> heh, Spidey
[08:27] <Kenn> haven't seen you in a while
[08:29] <Spidey> yeah man, how've ya been?
[08:34] <Kenn> alright, work sucks
[08:35] <Spidey> yeah it does, that's why i quit
[08:35] <Spidey> :x
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> calc £1,500 in USD
[08:36] <pinkboa> - UK£ 1500 = 2621.55 U.S. dollars
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> ....
[08:36] <Rjx> ?
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> 3 day trainging workshop, £1,500 per day
[08:36] <issuez> i wonder when i have to go in to pick up my bridesmaid dress
[08:36] <issuez> they said they would call be april 10
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> the quickie mart?
[08:36] <issuez> oh wait
[08:37] <issuez> thats today
[08:49] <Twin> what could they possibly train you for that requires 3 grand a day training se
[08:51] <Rjx> corporate training programs are usually that expensive
[08:51] <Rjx> that is, training programs designed for corporations to send their employees to
[08:52] <Rjx> that "Ethical Hacker" training course was $5000
[08:52] <Rjx> 3 day course on sql injection/buffer overflows/firewalls etc.
[08:56] <sxh> fuck
[08:56] <sxh> just smoked up the last of my weed
[08:56] <sxh> gonna have to attempt to purchase some more this lovely afternoon
[09:08] * Rjx- is now known as Govt
[09:08] * Govt is now known as Carnivore
[09:08] * Carnivore is now known as POPOZAO
[09:18] <Ifrit> Are Anchorman or 40 Year Old Virgin good?
[09:18] <swight> 40 Year Old Virgin was
[09:18] <swight> never saw anchorman
[09:20] <Rjx> 40 year old virgin has some pretty funny moments
[09:20] <swight> http://www.physorg.com/news63806610.html Laser that zaps fat, and not skin.
[09:22] <Workdug> varrrr
[09:22] <var> morn
[09:22] <Workdug> gmorn
[09:22] <var> i gotta track down the phone an take the dogs out gimme a min
[09:23] <Workdug> i am drinking coke for breakfast
[09:24] <swight> Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
[09:24] <swight> - Fletcher Knebel
[09:24] <Cobb> coke has caffeine, it serves a purpose
[09:25] <swight> French President Jacques Chirac has announced that the new youth employment
[09:26] <swight> Good for them
[09:26] <Cobb> the people have spoken
[09:27] <Rjx> well, there was somebody listening this time
[09:27] <Ifrit> ok
[09:27] <Ifrit> how about Fun with Dick and Jane
[09:27] <Rjx> eBay Secrets eBay Tips for Dummies ..You can be successful on eBay too!
[09:27] <Rjx> i think that's some pretty insulting spam
[09:28] <Serena[T]> is it better than the increase your penis size or worse?
[09:29] <Rjx> i'm going to be a pioneer in spamming and send out millions of emails offering
[09:29] <Ifrit> define better
[09:29] <Ifrit> haha
[09:30] <Serena[T]> hehe, fair is fair
[09:30] <Rjx> 1s y0ur v4g1na l1ke a gl4ss of w4t3r???? we kan help
[09:30] <swight> Re-virginization and vagina tightening surgery is actually very common now a
[09:30] <Ifrit> Well, they do offer those procedures as well
[09:30] <Ifrit> exactly
[09:31] <Rjx> well i've known about the hymen reconstruction surgery
[09:31] <Ifrit> more common than penile extentions, i think
[09:31] <Rjx> vagina tightening seems either rarer or at least less talked about
[09:31] <TMH_> a mate of a mate's wife had to have her anus re-tightened because he fucked he
[09:31] <swight> I can understand the tightening, but why would you want to do hymen reconstr
[09:32] <Workdug> [12:25] <swight> French President Jacques Chirac has announced that t
[09:32] <Workdug> [12:26] <swight> Good for them
[09:32] <Ifrit> Me neither
[09:32] <Workdug> yeah, good for them
[09:32] <TMH_> it was necessary because she kept shitting herself
[09:32] <Workdug> fuck making it easier to hire young people
[09:32] <TMH_> as her sphincter was so loose
[09:32] <Rjx> some women i've heard talk about it say that they do it to offer their mate the
[09:32] <Ifrit> Good to know, TMH_
[09:32] <Rjx> a bit of flawed logic there
[09:32] <swight> Workdug, it was making it easier to fire young people without cause in their
[09:32] <Ifrit> Especially while i was just eating
[09:32] <Serena[T]> i thought it was about firing, not hiring
[09:32] <Rjx> you know, the whole hymen/virginity issue
[09:33] <TMH_> haha
[09:33] <Workdug> swight: exactly
[09:33] <Workdug> easier to fire means they can take more risks hiring someone
[09:33] <Workdug> otherwise they are afraid to hire young people because it's such a huge com
[09:34] <Workdug> have you read anything on the subject other than from socialist youth group
[09:34] <Rjx> i'm not allowed near socialist groups anymore
[09:34] <Rjx> stole too many flags
[09:34] <swight> yah, and some husbands get off on it. Personally, I have never broken a hym
[09:35] <Rjx> CHERRY OF STEEL
[09:35] <swight> Workdug, yah, and if you are disabled in any way, say goodbye to any job sec
[09:35] <Workdug> you mean if you're not useful as an employee?
[09:36] <swight> Lets agree to disagree.
[09:36] <Workdug> fine <g>
[09:37] <Rjx> what does that mean
[09:37] <swight> I see your point, and its a good one, I just don't agree.
[09:37] <Rjx> "agree to disagree"
[09:37] <Serena[T]> aww, you two are so nice
[09:37] <Workdug> GOOD MORNING SERENA
[09:37] <Workdug> (and rjx)
[09:37] <Serena[T]> hiya Workdug, i see you got up in time for work
[09:37] <Rjx> i don't get caps?
[09:38] <Rjx> even after all those hours of making love to you?
[09:38] <swight> You're favoring Serena cuz she has a vagina!
[09:38] <swight> <snicker>
[09:38] <Serena[T]> caps = favoring?
[09:39] <swight> 100 years ago there were 7098 variaties apples (86% now extinct)
[09:39] <swight> yes, and me=joking too :)
[09:39] <Serena[T]> link?
[09:40] <Serena[T]> what sort of canadian are you, spelling favoring without a u?
[09:40] <swight> no link, watching Discovery Channel "Planet"
[09:40] * Serena[T] looks for the remote
[09:40] <swight> Discovery Canada :)
[09:40] <Serena[T]> ah damn
[09:40] <Serena[T]> that would have been way cooler than the thing on the history channel
[09:40] <Workdug> Serena[T]: almost. i was 5min late.
[09:41] <Workdug> Rjx: i was just testing you to see what you'd say
[09:41] <Serena[T]> i can write you a note to get you out of detention ;)
[09:41] <Tordek> hallo evary03n
[09:41] <Workdug> {{{{{rjx}}}}}
[09:41] <TMH_> hullo!
[09:44] <swight> Serena: Little further than 1/2 way down the page: http://www.exn.ca/mindbe
[09:45] <swight> According to Rural Advancement Fund International, 86% of the 7,098 document
[09:45] <Serena[T]> thanks swight .. i was telling someone about that and how bananas as we k
[09:45] <swight> Well, *IF* they get hit with a disease
[09:46] <swight> The bananas our parents ate when they were kids became extinct that way tho.
[09:46] <Serena[T]> yup
[09:47] <dekkon> w2
[09:47] <poopy> dekkon Temp 66.9F/19.4C; Wind 3.1mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:07PM; high:(
[09:47] <swight> the song "Yes, we have no bananas." is about that in a way.
[09:48] * Cobb enjoying a croissant
[09:49] <Cobb> egg and almond filling btw :P
[09:50] <dekkon> i believe i told you to lurk cobb
[09:50] <dekkon> didnt i
[09:50] <Cobb> yes you did
[09:51] <Cobb> didn't see there, sorry :(
[09:51] <Rjx> Workdug: i'm not ignoring your messages, i just can't read them
[09:51] <Workdug> oh
[09:52] <Workdug> http://okcupid.com/journal?tuid=7411231975159506670 <--i like this girl'
[09:52] <Workdug> and before that, i linked you to this: http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/24.22
[09:53] <Rjx> they should both me subtitled "ode to a sticky enter key
[09:53] <Workdug> http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/COSTLY_BURGERS?SITE=CAVAN&SECTION=HO
[09:53] <Workdug> PALMDALE, Calif. (AP) -- Four burgers at his neighborhood Burger King cost
[09:53] <Workdug> Beane ordered two Whopper Jr.s and two Rodeo cheeseburgers when he pulled u
[09:53] <Workdug> bounds checks? nahhhh
[09:54] <Workdug> sanity checks? nahhhhhhhhhh
[09:54] <Rjx> well someone might order $43k worth of food at a drive-through
[09:54] <Rjx> it could happen
[09:56] <Stereo``> if that $4.33 is four burgers
[09:56] <Stereo``> then it would only take... 4 thousand burgers
[09:56] <Stereo``> i thought there was some kind of limit to how much you could order at the
[09:56] <Rjx> i think you just failed highschool math
[09:56] <wntd> *chirp* WHERE YOU HAUALGHALGHLAGAUAHGL
[09:57] <wntd> BOOST MOBILE
[09:58] <TMH_> ndndjsaidqwodqwdqdwoindqndqo
[09:58] <Rjx> your own personal jesus
[09:58] <Rjx> someone to mow your lawn
[09:59] <Rjx> trim your hedge
[09:59] <TMH_> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreach out and touch faiiiith
[09:59] <TMH_> ;[
[09:59] <TMH_> !cc .tf
[09:59] <pinkboa> .tf: French Southern Territories
[09:59] <TMH_> awesome
[10:00] <Rjx> lift up the reciever i won't call out LA MIGRA
[10:04] <Rjx> it's like microsoft office for the rest of the afterlife
[10:08] <dekkon> .link awesome rube goldberg machines http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11445717
[10:08] <poopy> dekkon - http://awesome - rube goldberg machines http://www.dumpalink.com/med
[10:09] <SpacedOot> you gys any ideas how i can remove the spam liks in my version?
[10:10] <Catcher> elaborate?
[10:10] <Catcher> version of what?
[10:11] <SpacedOot> can i just repose the ctcp versoon response from the scripts?
[10:11] <SpacedOot> remove*
[10:15] <Workdug> SpacedOot: what are you talking about?
[10:18] <Workdug> oh
[10:18] <Workdug> i recommend installing a clean version of mirc from mirc.co.uk
[10:18] <Workdug> or search for "version" under remotes
[10:23] <SpacedOot> thanks
[10:43] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4895792.stm Venus probe set to
[10:43] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4895792.stm - Venus probe set
[10:43] <ducklord> gangprobe
[10:44] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4895148.stm Fat melting laser?
[10:44] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4895148.stm - Fat melting laser? - qu
[10:46] <Tark-Work> http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3238536,00.html <-- Israeli
[10:46] <Tark-Work> The hackers erased the explicit content and wrote that "the holy kabbalah
[10:48] <Twin> they are clearly faggots
[10:54] <dekkon> http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/8539537/detail.html 911 operator scolds b
[10:55] <Rjx> TMH_: http://www.chasbarr.com/b3ta/Ant-Killer.jpg
[10:55] <Rjx> dekkon: old
[10:56] <dekkon> ;[
[10:57] <|sili> I hope the grand parents
[10:57] <|sili> sue their ASS
[10:57] <|sili> and win TONS of money
[10:58] <Rjx> Hey Everyone. Please pray we sell our house soon. I have been lacking sufficien
[10:59] <timmo> man
[10:59] <timmo> this new ignite album
[10:59] <timmo> is fucking awesome
[11:00] <dekkon> maybe shouldnt have bought a house that you knew you wouldnt afford
[11:01] <timmo> check the url i just sent you on aim
[11:02] <csqrl> refinance!
[11:03] <jmx> burn it down for the insurance money
[11:03] <Rjx> http://www.rr-bb.com/forumdisplay.php?s=7e08d19f1e308faf67d8e6cffa39d3ba&f=13
[11:03] <Rjx> rapture ready message board "prayer request" subforum
[11:03] <Rjx> always hilarious
[11:04] <var> pathetic
[11:04] <Wabbit98> wow
[11:04] <jmx> because nothing is funnier than others misfortunes
[11:04] <Rjx> nothing is funnier than other people asking for people to pray for them for com
[11:04] <swight> my brain is strange, I just imagined the convo going on just then a csqrl, s
[11:04] <Rjx> i once saw a thread where someone had lost a contact lense
[11:04] <Rjx> was asking people to pray that she'd find it
[11:05] <timmo> hahaha
[11:05] <jmx> prayers for our president? lol
[11:06] <Rjx> you know if i were jesus i'd fly down to earth and smack those people left and
[11:06] <Wabbit98> I like the prayers for the forum thread
[11:06] <Rjx> tell them to pray for something more worthwhile
[11:06] <var> i saw an interesting report the other day where folks who had been in for heart
[11:06] <jmx> haha, prayers for the protection of the this board
[11:06] <Rjx> yeah, they did a study on prayer like that years ago
[11:06] <var> the prayed for group suffered complications at like 58%
[11:07] <Rjx> where it seemed praying for people increased recovery rates
[11:07] <var> while the other two groups were at 51
[11:07] <Rjx> and now they redid the study
[11:07] <Rjx> and it turns out the chances of recovery are less
[11:07] <Rjx> conclusion?
[11:07] <Rjx> GOD IS PISSED
[11:07] <var> hehehe
[11:07] <jmx> god hates dumbass fuckers wasting his time with petty stupidities like saving t
[11:07] <Wabbit98> why wouldn't God be pissed
[11:09] <Rjx> I respect President Bush as a man and the leader of America, but we should reme
[11:10] <Rjx> i think that person needs to have their citizenship removed and awarded to an i
[11:10] <jmx> who the fuck prays for a message board though
[11:10] <jmx> Father, please protect this place from any evil plan made against it today in t
[11:11] <jmx> because im sure the bad people are lining up with evil plans against them
[11:11] <Wabbit98> of course
[11:12] <jmx> one can only hope
[11:12] <Workdug> rjx: url?
[11:14] <Rjx> http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=223879
[11:14] <Workdug> BTW, I don't think those terrorists want to kill us. As far as I know, they
[11:15] <Workdug> this guy has half a brain
[11:15] <Workdug> hahaha "this site is israel friendly"
[11:16] <Wabbit98> of course it is
[11:17] <Tark-Work> If this network were any slower, then... it wouldn't be very fast at all
[11:18] <Tark-Work> that wasn't very good.
[11:19] <csqrl> osx is FLIPPING OUT
[11:19] <Tark-Work> I got it. If this network were any slower, it wouldn't need a ping timer
[11:19] <Tark-Work> OMGOSX
[11:21] <timmo> the sa forums should charge like $15 to change someone elses user name
[11:21] <timmo> i bet theyd make an assload off that
[11:24] <GerbilWrk> issue with that is the new found inability for that user to log in
[11:25] <timmo> you could have it email them
[11:25] <ohnedich> so you say you have lice?
[11:25] <timmo> or have their login still work to an extent
[11:26] <GerbilWrk> e-mail wouldn't be good because that would require people to keep with it
[11:27] <GerbilWrk> would need to have the backend changed to have an additional field, "logi
[11:27] <GerbilWrk> maybe
[11:30] <timmo-> 'Star Wars Kid' cuts a deal with his tormentors
[11:30] <timmo-> Three years later, Mr. Raza and his parents this week reached an out-of-cour
[11:31] <timmo-> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060407.wxstarwars07/BNS
[11:32] <Twin> "It was simply unbearable, totally. It was impossible to attend class," Mr. Ra
[11:32] <Twin> He said the situation left him feeling drained of energy, and that he let hims
[11:32] <timmo-> haha
[11:32] <timmo-> LET HIMSELF GO
[11:32] <timmo-> that fucker was a fat piece of shit
[11:32] <timmo-> in the video
[11:33] <Twin> if he had been skinny
[11:33] <Twin> he wouldn't have been made fun of anywhere near as much
[11:34] <Twin> so when exactly did he let himself go?
[11:35] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:36] <timmo> http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9067/menciasucks4cw.png
[11:38] <jmx> because he was so buff and fit before
[11:38] <jmx> he really blew his chances, he could have milked that shit
[11:39] * ducklord is now known as iamaway
[11:39] <morgonruf> oi
[11:39] <iamaway> didn't he milk that shit?
[11:39] <iamaway> I clearly remember he did
[11:39] <morgonruf> pedophile hunt this thursday
[11:39] <jmx> he went all whiny and everyones mean to him and sued and shit, thats just pathe
[11:40] <iamaway> better get to a safe house then, morgonruf
[11:40] <jmx> and makes him even more mockable
[11:40] <morgonruf> sorta :D
[11:40] * morgonruf is now known as Zenarion
[11:40] <iamaway> anywayz
[11:40] <iamaway> off to watch the office with ma homies
[11:40] <iamaway> the manly thing to do
[11:40] <iamaway> pz
[11:41] <Tark-Work> iamaway, are you away?
[11:41] <iamaway> I AM NOW
[11:41] <iamaway> screw you :[
[11:42] <jmx> Iraqi leaders have strongly criticised Egypt's president after he said Iraq was
[11:42] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4892784.stm
[11:42] <Zenarion> iraq is IN the civil war
[11:42] <jmx> no they arent
[11:42] <jmx> how dare you say such things
[11:43] <jmx> they are peaceful and happy
[11:43] <Zenarion> i use my right of free speech :)
[11:43] <jmx> you have no right of free speech! where did you get that idea?
[11:44] <Zenarion> the internet?
[11:44] <jmx> the internet is a bastion of lies that must be stopped and regulated!
[11:44] <Zenarion> where ALL good things come from?
[11:44] <Rjx> uno dos tres
[11:48] <Zenarion> http://tafkac.org/sex/history_of_the_vibrator.html
[11:50] <jmx> lol http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4894802.stm
[11:50] <jmx> Former Enron chief Jeffrey Skilling has said he is "absolutely innocent" of any
[11:52] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4893194.stm free broadband?
[11:52] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4893194.stm - free broadband? - que
[11:52] <Twin> i am absolutely innocent of buying my official enron polo t-shirt which was on
[11:53] <Zenarion> so wait.. is he allowed to paste links but not me?
[11:55] <Twin> wow.
[11:55] <jmx> .link http://www.exoticcoach.com/index.php?limojet LimoJet
[11:55] <poopy> jmx - http://www.exoticcoach.com/index.php?limojet - LimoJet - queued
[11:56] <Twin> somehow, i do not think this is real.
[11:56] <Twin> as thus, not relly interesting
[11:56] <jmx> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7404949042&indexURL=0&photoD
[12:02] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/ignite-fear_is_our_tradition.mp3
[12:02] <maru> I dunno, I see them pulling that limojet thing off
[12:02] <dekkon> yeah im liking this album timmo
[12:02] <maru> considering they already have a 22 passenger Hummer limo
[12:05] <jmx> but it wasnt a limo
[12:05] <jmx> jetlimo
[12:06] <jmx> im not entirely sure who wants a 20 passenger limo
[12:06] <maru> Rappers
[12:06] <maru> black people with money
[12:06] <maru> I mean, c'mon
[12:06] <swight> that's not racist :)
[12:06] <timmo> w2
[12:06] <maru> the jet limo has wheels sponsored by DUB
[12:06] <Rjx> maru: you be up in my george foreman nigga
[12:06] <poopy> timmo Temp 48F/9C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:02PM; high:(upper 60s) low:(
[12:07] <jmx> well i guess, you need to have room for your posse
[12:07] <maru> No self respecting cracka drives a car with dub wheels
[12:07] <maru> on that note
[12:07] <timmo> what about a self dis-respecting
[12:07] <maru> I saw a riced up barbie pink acura yesterday
[12:07] <timmo> cracka
[12:07] <Twin> wish my router didn't suck balls
[12:07] <maru> and this big tattoed guy gets out of the passenger seat
[12:08] <Twin> dekkon
[12:08] <dekkon> what
[12:08] <Twin> what was that badass router firmware you linked me to like 2 weeks ago
[12:08] <dekkon> dd-wrt?
[12:08] <Twin> yea
[12:08] <finn__> if want to ad somebody to my jabber roster who's using gmail's chat. just e
[12:09] <Twin> thanks
[12:09] <Twin> i actually found the option to reflash this cheap piece of shit
[12:12] <finn__> anybody?
[12:13] <timmo> http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1144571767/Rube_Goldberg_Machines
[12:13] <timmo> http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1144223863/Fight_With_A_Mentally_Challenged_Gu
[12:28] <Rjx> DCC SEND "ok" 0 0 0
[12:29] <Rjx> DCC SEND "spyplane" 0 0 0
[12:29] <FlaVouR> :(
[12:29] <FlaVouR> I am so unimportant i dont even know what the hub is
[12:31] <FlaVouR> swight!
[12:31] <swight> FlaVouR Fav!
[12:31] <swight> er Flav
[12:31] <swight> Police in Ontario have arrested five people and charged them with first degr
[12:31] <var> first game at the new busch stadium today
[12:32] <finn__> Rjx, have you tried adding a googlemail person to a jabber roster?
[12:32] <dekkon> .link http://www.popcultureshock.com/news.php?id=2855 Hideo Kojima Slams Uwe
[12:32] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.popcultureshock.com/news.php?id=2855 - Hideo Kojima Slams
[12:32] <Rjx> nay
[12:33] <swight> wow, ouch
[12:33] <swight> Father recalls son's last words on 9/11
[12:33] <swight> 'Don't worry, Dad, if it happens it will be quick'
[12:33] <timmo> whats with the topic?
[12:37] <FlaVouR> angels wing gonna carry me away
[12:37] <mef> anyone want to buy $500 worth of American Airlines vouchers
[12:38] <Twin> only if you're charging $5
[12:42] <GerbilWrk> why have i been given the ftp info but not the hub info :(
[12:42] <GerbilWrk> this makes me feel like a sad panda
[12:42] <Tark-Work> I have the hub info
[12:42] <swight> A man has been arrested in connection with the discovery of a 300-year-old l
[12:42] <swight> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_yorkshire/4895948.stm
[12:42] <Tark-Work> that was extremely common 300 years ago
[12:43] <swight> yup
[12:43] <Twin> what i want to know
[12:43] <Tark-Work> saw it on the history channel
[12:43] <swight> Accounts of murder trials were often bound in the killer's skin in a process
[12:43] <Twin> is how you get arrested for finding a book.
[12:43] <Tark-Work> on 'history's mysteries'
[12:43] <Wabbit> wow\
[12:43] <Twin> that is more fucked up than the book binding material
[12:43] <dekkon> the more you know
[12:43] <Twin> ahhh i see
[12:43] <Twin> book possibly stolen
[12:44] <GerbilWrk> the more you touch yourself
[12:44] <Rjx> hi my k ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:44] <Rjx> hi my artifacts ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:44] <Rjx> <3 ballsoup.pl
[12:45] <swight> um... what?
[12:45] <Rjx> hi my lionel ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:45] <Rjx> hi my plant ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:45] <Rjx> hi my tree ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:45] <Rjx> hi my winced ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:45] <Rjx> hi my rankle ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:45] <Rjx> hi my synapses ahahahahahahahahahaha
[12:45] <Rjx> ;[ </3
[12:48] <SpacedOot> lol
[12:49] <ohnedich> is rjx on shrooms
[12:50] <swight> The last time I saw him act that weird is when he was visiting Sara and they
[12:50] <ohnedich> who's sara
[12:50] <ohnedich> ?
[12:50] <dekkon> if you have to ask, youll never know
[12:51] <Thuryn> sara is the girl who sang "Possession". Big hit in the 90s.
[12:51] <Thuryn> oh wait. that was 'sarah'. n/m
[12:51] <swight> Mr. Mister wrote a song about her in the 80s
[12:51] * SpacedOot turns off highlights
[12:51] <GerbilWrk> sara is the girl that braided my ass hairs so i could mop the kitchen
[12:52] <ohnedich> sara gives head
[12:52] <Thuryn> that was Starship, not Mr. Mister.
[12:52] * SpacedOot is called Sara :(
[12:52] <Stereo``> is there an M on the hat?
[12:52] <Thuryn> it's a red hat. with a white poof on top. the man is fat and laughs a lot.
[12:52] <hermes> anybody in here happen to have an rx8?
[12:52] <Thuryn> he's a commie.
[12:53] <dekkon> i had an rx7 back in the day :[
[12:53] <ohnedich> hermes: mazda rx 8 ?
[12:53] <hermes> ohnedich: ya
[12:53] <ohnedich> nope
[12:53] <ohnedich> but i peed on one once
[12:53] <Stereo``> only trouble with eating creamsicles
[12:53] <Stereo``> is that you have to hold them with 1 hand
[12:53] <Stereo``> so it's slower to type
[12:53] <ohnedich> hermes: you have an rx 8 ?
[12:54] <ohnedich> hows it feel
[12:54] <ohnedich> ?
[12:54] <hermes> ohnedich: no thinking of buying one..
[12:54] <hermes> its fucken sweet
[12:54] <ohnedich> i know
[12:54] <ohnedich> price is acceptable
[12:54] <ohnedich> i think
[12:54] <hermes> im worried
[12:54] <ohnedich> why ?
[12:54] <Stereo``> i haven't seen anything on how they hold up at high mileage
[12:55] <hermes> if i buy it though and theirs engine probs because of the rotary engine
[12:55] <hermes> because im gonna put alot of k's on it
[12:55] <ohnedich> google
[12:55] <ohnedich> hmm
[12:55] <hermes> im attempting to
[12:55] <ohnedich> ever thought of BMW
[12:56] <dekkon> my rx7 had 250k miles before i sold it
[12:56] <dekkon> ran like a dream
[12:56] <hermes> bmw is 50% more expensive here
[12:56] <ohnedich> ouch
[12:56] <hermes> we have veeeeeery high taxes on engine size
[12:56] <ohnedich> where are you hermes?
[12:56] <hermes> Cyprus
[12:56] <ohnedich> i am to lazy to whois database
[12:56] <ohnedich> ahh
[12:56] <Stereo``> i can see that helping the rotaries
[12:56] <ohnedich> hey i am in romania
[12:56] <hermes> you wouldnt find me anyways due to bnc :/
[12:56] <Stereo``> 1.3L, are they rated?
[12:56] <ohnedich> ahh
[12:57] <ohnedich> hermes: i got an offer from cyprus college to study there
[12:57] <swight> Tarkaaaaan
[12:57] <ohnedich> Tarkaan is turkish
[12:57] <hermes> a brand new bottom of the line golf here costs 19,000 USD.. a slightly used
[12:58] <hermes> ohnedich:its very difficult on foreigners btw
[12:58] <ohnedich> why ?
[12:58] <ohnedich> that pewny island
[12:58] <ohnedich> half turkish
[12:58] <ohnedich> half greek
[12:58] <hermes> just is
[12:58] <ohnedich> better in romania
[12:58] <ohnedich> www.pub.ro
[12:58] <hermes> dont forget its very "small"
[12:59] <ohnedich> yeah
[12:59] <ohnedich> hermes: in what line of work are you ?
[13:01] <hermes> tertiary
[13:01] <ohnedich> what ?
[13:01] <Rjx> service sect0r
[13:03] <ohnedich> aaah
[13:17] <Rjx> haha watching last night's simpsons episodes
[13:18] <Workdug> episodeS?
[13:18] <Rjx> er
[13:18] <Rjx> -s
[13:18] <Rjx> apu's cousin is awesome
[13:21] <kitchen> you guys watch lost at all?
[13:21] <kitchen> s2e18 was a trip.
[13:24] <orge> yeah that was a good episdoe
[13:24] <maru> It's been revealed that "the others" are the remains of the crew from Gilligan
[13:25] <kitchen> haha
[13:25] <Rjx> telling you
[13:25] <Rjx> plane went down because it was overweight
[13:25] <Rjx> due to being full of snakes
[13:26] <Rjx> = promo for the movie
[13:26] <kitchen> haha
[13:26] <orge> lol
[13:26] <Wabbit> its all in Hurley's mind
[13:26] <kitchen> Wabbit: ssshhhhhh
[13:26] <Rjx> they're making shit up as they go along
[13:26] <Wabbit> opps
[13:26] <kitchen> no spoilers
[13:26] <Rjx> it's pretty obvious
[13:26] <Workdug> Rjx: it was because the snakes hatch very quickly
[13:26] <Workdug> and then they make babies
[13:26] <Workdug> and the babies grow quickly
[13:26] <kitchen> Rjx: well, their storyline allows for that
[13:26] <Workdug> and that adds to the plane's weight
[13:26] <Rjx> OHHH SHIT POLAR BEAR NUMBERS POLAR BEAR OTHERS FRENCH WOMAN HALLUCINATIONS FREN
[13:26] <Wabbit> J.J. Abrams admitted as much at WonderCon
[13:26] <kitchen> i thought 218 was awesome-o
[13:28] <Thero-> ...
[13:28] <Thero-> Rjx...no more crack for you
[13:28] * Thero- is now known as Thero
[13:28] <Workdug> dang, i left my swiss army knife at home ;[
[13:29] <WhattheGl> I always carry four of them on my belt.
[13:29] <Thero> .....do you live in kentuckey?
[13:29] <Workdug> i had a few spares, but i lost them all
[13:29] <Thero> FUCK
[13:30] <WhattheGl> England: home of the excentric engineer.
[13:30] <Thero> i lost my zippo lighter at school
[13:30] <Thero> fucking fuck.
[13:30] <jmx> this has got to be one of the lamest world records ever http://news.com.com/206
[13:31] <Thero> ...*sigh*
[13:31] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[13:32] <Workdug> i agree, jmx
[13:32] <kitchen> yea
[13:32] <kitchen> that one's a real stretch
[13:33] <kitchen> Workdug: how's teh shell goin
[13:33] <Workdug> great ^_^
[13:33] <Workdug> thankyou
[13:33] <kitchen> awesome
[13:33] <kitchen> np
[13:33] <Stereo``> i hcan imagine how they thought that one up
[13:33] <Workdug> oh yeah, can you install naim plz?
[13:33] <kitchen> sure
[13:33] <Stereo``> "hey guys, a picture of Lara Croft would look good in our book"
[13:34] <Stereo``> "yeah... but what can she win"
[13:34] <kitchen> Stereo``: heh
[13:34] <daniss> does anyone know a channel about HP calculators?
[13:34] <jmx> a lot of their entertainment type records are lame
[13:34] <jmx> but thats even lamer than normal
[13:35] <kitchen> daniss: #hp perhaps?
[13:35] <jmx> and seems to me that they managed to put her in before
[13:35] <daniss> <kitchen> No one answers there
[13:35] <Tark-Work> OH MY GOD FUCK
[13:36] <Tark-Work> I fucked something up hardcore
[13:37] <swight> jmx's mom?
[13:37] <hydro-> today there are some hulking fatties in the library
[13:37] <Workdug> ohnoes my samosas are all soggy ;[
[13:37] <swight> ewww soggy samosas is bad
[13:37] <hydro-> did you bring them in the bathtub with you
[13:38] <Tark-Work> ok nobody saw
[13:38] <Tark-Work> ok fixed it
[13:39] <Workdug> hydro-: no, i left them in this box while they were warm
[13:41] <hydro-> Wow do i have great news,
[13:41] <hydro-> Someone showed me this kick-ass HookUp-website where
[13:41] <hydro-> you'll hook up for sure, only for the night:-D
[13:42] <Workdug> OMG 4 REALL???
[13:42] <dekkon> anyone want to buy a laptop
[13:42] <Workdug> SEND ME URL QUIZK PLZ
[13:42] <Workdug> thanks, dekkon, already bought one ;[
[13:42] <dekkon> if i had the money, id buy it back ;[
[13:42] <Workdug> ;[
[13:43] <dekkon> it was a nice little laptop
[13:43] <Workdug> the orinoco card is no more anyway
[13:43] <Workdug> you're welcome to buy it back anytime... i am not using it now that i have
[13:43] <Workdug> but i have to rma it hehe
[13:44] <dekkon> what did you do to the card?
[13:44] <hydro-> make sure to leave at least one suggestive photo of yourself on it
[13:44] <Stereo``> but name it "spreadsheets.jpg"
[13:44] <Stereo``> so he never looks at it
[13:45] <Workdug> i broke it
[13:45] <dekkon> ;[
[13:45] <Workdug> ;[
[13:45] <hydro-> the average quality of woman in this library today is poor
[13:46] <GerbilWrk> my sister in law "lost" my orinoco card
[13:46] <kitchen> ruh roh.
[13:46] <kitchen> the quality of this girl near me is pretty good
[13:46] <GerbilWrk> we've moved since then and it hasn't turned up, so i think the bitch brok
[13:47] <kitchen> it looks like she has an ipod charger and she's looking for an outlet
[13:47] <kitchen> and i just happen to be plugged into an outlet ;D
[13:47] <kitchen> oh wait.. so is someone else
[13:47] <kitchen> d'oh
[13:47] <GerbilWrk> denied!
[13:49] <hydro-> boy am i fucking bored
[13:49] <Rjx> ask her if she's ever been with a guy with half the normal chromosones
[13:49] <hydro-> haha
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> lol
[13:50] <hydro-> chromosome*
[13:51] <Rjx> ;[
[13:51] <var> birds first game at new stadium hydro
[13:51] <hydro-> i know
[13:51] <hydro-> i'm at the library, can't watch
[13:51] <hydro-> ;[
[13:51] <hydro-> no tv to watch
[13:51] <var> we losin 2-0
[13:51] <hydro-> don't want to go to a bar
[13:51] <hydro-> bleh
[13:51] <var> heh
[13:51] <var> mulder gavecup a 2 run jack
[13:51] <hydro-> definitely glad i'm not in a bar already, then
[13:52] <var> am 550
[13:52] <hydro-> i have some friends at the game
[13:52] <hydro-> no radio in my car, either
[13:52] <hydro-> i think the commentary was way better before they switched stations
[13:52] <GerbilWrk> so what is the most anyone here has seen paid into the IRS for taxes?
[13:52] <var> over a million
[13:53] <dekkon> 1.21 jiggamillion
[13:53] <var> i liked 1120
[13:53] <var> cause of its range
[13:53] <GerbilWrk> my mother in law is a CPA, and one of their clients is a PI Attorney
[13:53] <hydro-> the commentary was a little better, too
[13:53] <var> 550 u cant hardly hear evcen at belleville
[13:53] <GerbilWrk> he has to write out a nice little check for 3.8 Million
[13:53] <var> and the commentary absolutely 550 is team shills
[13:53] <Workdug> yay taxes
[13:54] <Workdug> i'm sure the government will find much better uses for that money than your
[13:54] <GerbilWrk> wasn't his money in the first place
[13:54] <Workdug> what do you mean? he didn't earn it?
[13:54] <GerbilWrk> ehh, if you call what lawyers do earning money
[13:55] <hydro-> uh.. yes
[13:55] <Workdug> i do
[13:55] <hydro-> i absolutely do
[13:55] <Workdug> they are paid that money by people voluntarily
[13:55] <Workdug> unlike the irs
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> if you voluntarily live in this country, you voluntarily pay the irs
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> he's just one of those ambulance chasers
[13:56] <Workdug> i don't know how you voluntarily pay the irs
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> so i do not respect how he has to pay more into the government this year
[13:56] <Workdug> i pay the irs because if i don't, men with guns will come afte rme eventual
[13:57] <hydro-> pen
[13:57] <hydro-> it's definitely voluntary
[13:57] <Workdug> GerbilWrk: does he hold anyone up with a gun? i don't think so
[13:57] <hydro-> you can choose not to pay them
[13:57] <hydro-> and risk going to prison
[13:57] <Workdug> hydro-: that is not a choice, that is a threat
[13:57] <GerbilWrk> or you can move to nigeria and not pay them
[13:57] <hydro-> it is a choice
[13:57] <Workdug> if i come up to you with a gun and tell you to give you all the money in yo
[13:57] <Workdug> it is robbery
[13:58] <Workdug> if you're going to spend the money on booze while i'm going to spend the mo
[13:58] <hydro-> people have succesfully avoided paying taxes
[13:58] <Workdug> brb work
[13:58] <GerbilWrk> !peng
[13:59] <GerbilWrk> !workdug
[13:59] <GerbilWrk> :(
[14:00] <hydro-> !pen
[14:01] <hydro-> gotta go
[14:02] <Workdug> !digdug
[14:02] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[14:02] <jonathans> !catcher
[14:02] <pinkboa> I LIKE TO FUCK MY SISTER
[14:02] <jonathans> !jonathans
[14:03] <jonathans> !jons
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <Tark-Work> ha
[14:03] <jonathans> !jon
[14:03] <jonathans> ha
[14:03] <Workdug> hahaha
[14:03] <Workdug> !jons
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <Workdug> !jons
[14:03] <Workdug> !jons
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <Workdug> !jons
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <Workdug> !jons
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <Workdug> !jons
[14:03] <pinkboa> I HAVE A NEW VHOST EVERY WEEK. HAH.
[14:03] <jonathans> it should be about ethnicity
[14:03] <Workdug> are you black?
[14:03] <jonathans> no
[14:03] <jonathans> i am everything
[14:03] <alchy> hey duggy
[14:04] <Workdug> sup alchy
[14:04] <alchy> lol
[14:04] <alchy> how's teh bank
[14:05] <Workdug> good
[14:06] <alchy> lol
[14:06] <alchy> do you make a lot?
[14:07] <Workdug> $1,000,000,000 per hour
[14:08] <alchy> lol
[14:08] <alchy> come on sharing is caring
[14:09] <hermes> and sucking aint fucking
[14:10] <Tark-Work> eating aint cheating
[14:10] <alchy> you have issues
[14:10] <Stereo``> rhyming aint.... criming
[14:10] <Workdug> geek issues
[14:10] <hermes> nono, #geekissues has issuez
[14:11] <Stereo``> yes, very big one
[14:11] <glen2> Nothing that couldn't be fixed with medication.
[14:11] <hermes> or a labotomy
[14:14] <reye> anyone use SecureCRT here?
[14:14] <alchy> or a castration
[14:14] * alchy drags hermes over
[14:14] <reye> hermes...
[14:15] <reye> how do i log into a telnet server without a username?
[14:15] <reye> it keeps prompting me for one and i don't need it, and noway to bypass it
[14:15] <reye> bullshit really.
[14:15] <reye> ;p
[14:15] <alchy> hit enter?
[14:15] <alchy> or new or something
[14:15] <reye> nope
[14:16] <dekkon> why would you not need a login
[14:16] <reye> because im telneting into my router
[14:16] <alchy> thank god for /dev/urandom
[14:16] <alchy> reye
[14:16] <alchy> if it's a router
[14:16] <alchy> and requires no username
[14:16] <alchy> it shouldn't ask for a username
[14:16] <dekkon> yeah
[14:16] <reye> it is man...
[14:16] <alchy> or it should be 'admin' or something
[14:16] <alchy> sigh
[14:17] <alchy> this nix noob is bitching at me about installing something
[14:17] <dekkon> yeah
[14:17] <reye> it's loaded with a linux firmware
[14:17] <alchy> at the moment /dev/urandom
[14:17] <dekkon> should be root or admin
[14:17] <alchy> is shoving a lot of crap
[14:17] <alchy> into a file
[14:17] <alchy> and i told him to wait 2-3 hours while it installs
[14:17] <alchy> who wants to bet he will run out of disk space
[14:18] <Twin> i say he'll make it
[14:19] <reye> 20 on alchy
[14:20] <Wabbit> 20 on he runs out
[14:27] <csqrl> someone up braveheart to the hub
[14:27] <alchy> wb
[14:27] <alchy> lol
[14:28] <Zom> ...
[14:28] <Zom> wtf?
[14:28] <alchy> hi zomms
[14:28] <Zom> Hi alchy
[14:28] <alchy> Wabbit: 80GB hd, some lame dell shit
[14:28] <alchy> i told him it will take a while
[14:28] <alchy> because he has a crap comp
[14:28] <alchy> still waiting
[14:28] <alchy> gg
[14:29] <reye> i could up braveheart
[14:29] <csqrl> i'd like to say that liquidweb has the shittest dns ever
[14:29] <reye> if i can an accnt! :)
[14:29] <Rjx> they may take our lives
[14:29] <reye> but they may never...
[14:29] <Rjx> but they'll never take our freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenode
[14:29] <reye> heh
[14:30] <csqrl> decision time
[14:30] <csqrl> http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=3298556
[14:30] <csqrl> or http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4058107
[14:31] <alchy> 2nd
[14:32] <reye> csqrl, what do you want, the DVD or the xvid rip
[14:32] <reye> ;]
[14:32] <alchy> lol
[14:32] <alchy> of what
[14:32] <alchy> i have .dvdr
[14:33] <csqrl> i meant the spirit of the actual person
[14:33] <csqrl> piracy is illegal
[14:33] <alchy> piracy is legal
[14:33] <alchy> in .se
[14:33] <alchy> arrrrrrrr thar be dvdrips
[14:34] <reye> they'll never stop warez, Never!
[14:34] <alchy> even blackbeard pirated
[14:41] <Stereo``> !cc up
[14:41] <pinkboa> up: None
[14:41] <jestuh> no warez in here mofuckaZ
[14:41] <jestuh> and orion get the first one
[14:41] <jestuh> that pouch is a necessity
[14:42] <Thuryn> ;[
[14:42] * Thuryn gets jealous
[14:42] <jestuh> ?
[14:43] <dekkon> ;[
[14:43] <Thuryn> i don't know how many times i've actually typed "/kickban lameuser" in here
[14:43] <Thuryn> and then i realize....
[14:43] <Thuryn> IT WON'T WORK ;[
[14:43] <Thuryn> oh well
[14:43] <Thuryn> see?
[14:43] <Thuryn> just like that
[14:43] <jestuh> it looks like it worked!
[14:43] <jestuh> ;[
[14:45] <Thuryn> /kick Thuryn test
[14:45] <Thuryn> nope
[14:45] <Thero> hmmm
[14:45] <Thuryn> /kick Thero IRONY!
[14:45] <jestuh> so hot out
[14:45] <jestuh> w2
[14:45] <poopy> jestuh Temp 71F/22C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:27PM; high:(
[14:45] <Thuryn> just take your pants off. you'll feel much cooler
[14:45] <Thero> w1
[14:45] <Thero> err
[14:45] <Workdug> w2
[14:45] <Thero> w2
[14:45] <poopy> Thero Temp 75F/24C; Wind 22mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:48PM; high:(u
[14:45] <Thuryn> .w 65211
[14:46] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.3°W, 271M); Last Updated: 3:54 PM CDT; Dew Point: 36
[14:46] <Thuryn> lol
[14:46] <Thuryn> "i bought a lottery ticket to increase the potential irony!"
[14:46] <Thero> lets see if both of these bots work
[14:46] <Thero> .w 32839
[14:46] <Tubbee> Orlando, FL (28.5°N/81.4°W, 34M); Last Updated: 4:53 PM EDT; Dew Point: 51°F
[14:46] <Thero> wow
[14:46] <Rjx> you need to watch out
[14:46] <Thero> only 3/16?
[14:46] <Rjx> i mean people should know better than to say things like
[14:46] <Rjx> "i haven't been banned yet"
[14:46] <Thuryn> okay, that's twice today. it was 45 degrees this morning, with a low of 52.
[14:46] <Rjx> THE IRONY BAN IS ALWAYS WATCHING
[14:47] <Thuryn> the weather service needs to PAY ATTENTION
[14:47] <Thero> Thuryn: Either that or the internet weather and bots dont mix well.
[14:47] <Thuryn> yeah. they short out when they get wet
[14:47] <Thero> hmm Internet Weather
[14:48] <Thero> "Today we have 30% chance of pop ups with Clean bandwidth throughout most of
[14:48] <Thuryn> Severe packet storms today with a high of 32.5 gigabits per second...
[14:48] <tehBob> LOL
[14:48] <Thero> "With pop-ups going at 20perminute"
[14:48] <Thero> "Now back to bob with Quakesports. Bob?"
[14:48] <tehBob> Thank you Thero...
[14:48] <Thero> err
[14:48] <Thero> wait
[14:48] <Thero> fuck
[14:49] <tehBob> ha ha ha ha
[14:49] <Thero> i just ment bob
[14:49] <Thero> not you
[14:49] <tehBob> oh, ok. sorry
[14:49] <Thuryn> interviews like: "The pop-ups were just HUGE! They were a category Alt-F4!
[14:49] <jmx> i now am reminded why i never drive anywhere with my roomate, fuckers going to
[14:49] <Thero> jmx: Is he asian or polish?
[14:49] <jmx> neither
[14:49] <jmx> ukranian
[14:49] * Thero throws out his Race sheet.
[14:50] <dekkon> url why do we not have url bots
[14:50] <pinkboa> - "why do we not have url bots": http://www.engadget.com/
[14:50] <dekkon> nm
[14:50] <Thero> haha
[14:51] <jmx> .link http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060409/Ring_rescue0
[14:51] <poopy> jmx - http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060409/Ring_rescu
[14:52] <Thuryn> Dude! The stairs! Use.. the stairs!
[14:53] <jmx> the stairs are for pussies
[14:53] <Thuryn> Dude! A parachute! Take... a parachute!
[14:53] <Thero> real men climb with their torsos
[14:56] <Twin> holy shit, my hands just broke for a second, i lost damn near all motor functi
[15:00] <Thero-> hey thuryn!
[15:00] * Thero- is now known as Thero
[15:00] <Thuryn> SUP
[15:00] <Thero> Look down there!
[15:00] * Thero points down there
[15:00] <Thero> It's the opinion of myself!
[15:01] <Thero> Look how far down it is
[15:01] <Thero> wow
[15:01] <Stereo``> no.means.no
[15:06] <jestuh> http://www.prohate.com/
[15:06] <jestuh> haha @ second one
[15:06] <Thero> whoa
[15:06] <Thero> wait
[15:07] <Thero> i just found out my friend is pregnant
[15:07] <Thero> ....ok brb i need to find out something
[15:07] <Twin> congratulations
[15:07] <jestuh> we don't need updates on where you are
[15:08] <Twin> looks like #gi has a new father.
[15:09] <Thero> THANK YOU JESUS
[15:09] * Thero is not a dad
[15:09] <terminal> aren't you like 12?
[15:09] * Thero is 18.559605 years old.
[15:09] <Twin> no
[15:09] <Twin> i know who you are talking about tho term
[15:09] <Rjx> theoooooooooooooooooooooooo'
[15:09] <Twin> it's uh, alchy i think
[15:10] <Catcher> alchy yeah
[15:10] <Catcher> whom is permabanned btw
[15:10] <Catcher> please all remember that ;[
[15:10] <Twin> alchy is perm banned?
[15:10] <Twin> but he is here this very second?
[15:11] <Thuryn> yeah. he's right there ->
[15:12] <jmx> jestuh: somebody hates you but are too much of a pussy to put their name to it?
[15:16] <jestuh> haha jmx 2 new ones bumped down the one i was pointing out
[15:16] <jestuh> EVERYONE ABOVE ME! ^^
[15:16] <jestuh> AND BELOW
[15:16] <jmx> london crime-rate now 7 times that of new york
[15:17] <jmx> lol
[15:17] <jestuh> sweet
[15:17] <jmx> someone is having a good day
[15:17] <Thuryn> see? legalized weapons IS a good thing! ;)
[15:18] <jmx> ny brought down its crime-rate by having a zero tolerance policy
[15:18] <jmx> london is going the opposite route and their rates are going up
[15:18] <swight> ny brought down crime using the "broken window" policy
[15:19] <Thuryn> zero tolerance = fascist state
[15:19] <Thuryn> and on that note...
[15:19] <maru> Orwellian <3
[15:20] <Twin> dunn hates...
[15:20] <Twin> when you notice your cat or dog watching you masturbate.
[15:20] <Twin> you feel like you've been caught.
[15:20] <jmx> haha http://web.mid-day.com/news/city/2006/april/134435.htm
[15:20] <Twin> what.
[15:22] <maru> haha
[15:23] <jmx> beat up by an old lady http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&
[15:23] <jestuh> sweet the office was finally open late enough for me to get my new tshirthel
[15:23] <jmx> which shirt?
[15:23] <jestuh> lemme get a link
[15:24] <jestuh> http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=603
[15:24] <jestuh> the print is fucking huge <3
[15:25] <jmx> lol
[15:25] <dekkon> OODLES OF MOTHERFUCKING NOODLES
[15:27] <Tarkaan> I've gotten used to protein powder in apple juice
[15:27] <terminal> what the fuck is up with gwyneth paltrow
[15:27] <terminal> her first kid is named apple
[15:27] <terminal> her second is moses
[15:27] <jestuh> she's hip to be square
[15:28] <Tarkaan> moses used to be a common name
[15:28] <Twin> tarkann
[15:28] <Twin> what thew fuck
[15:28] <maru> yeah, 2000 years ago
[15:28] <Tarkaan> whut the fuck, twin
[15:28] <maru> I'm waiting for some retard celebrity to name their white kid Gandhi
[15:28] <Tarkaan> you can find lots of southern blacks named moses in the 19th century
[15:28] <jmx> she wants her kids to be constantly mocked
[15:29] <Tarkaan> should I have a human male child, I shall name him Lewis Theodore. He can
[15:30] <Tarkaan> there is no such tradition in the female members of my family
[15:31] <Workdug> url ted
[15:31] <pinkboa> - "ted": http://www.flyted.com/
[15:31] <Tarkaan> a division of united airlines
[15:31] <jmx> .link http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/international/news/20060410p2g00m0in013000c
[15:31] <poopy> jmx - http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/international/news/20060410p2g00m0in01300
[15:32] <Tarkaan> saw that earlier
[15:32] <Tarkaan> he sounds pretty curious himself as to why that happened
[15:32] <Workdug> <Tarkaan> OLD
[15:32] <Rjx> old
[15:35] <jestuh> maybe cause he's in a 3rd world country?
[15:35] <jestuh> foofoof
[15:36] <Tarkaan> sweet! Kingdon Hospital on Sci-Fi!
[15:36] <jestuh> man that ff memory hax is soo awesome
[15:36] <jmx> http://www.airdrieecho.com/story.php?id=223219
[15:36] <Workdug> 18-50mm F2.8 EX DC
[15:36] <Workdug>
[15:36] <Workdug>
[15:36] <Workdug>
[15:36] <Workdug> MSRP: $720.00 USD
[15:36] <Workdug> dammit
[15:38] <Workdug> what's a proggle i can use to log traffic for a particular application on m
[15:38] <Workdug> win xp
[15:38] <jestuh> pen you using the super firefox memory hack yet?
[15:38] <jestuh> netlimiter has some built in logging shizzle
[15:38] <Rjx> how is it a "hack"
[15:38] <Rjx> that's what i'm wondering
[15:38] <Rjx> it's a configuration option
[15:38] <Rjx> but yeah, it looks cool
[15:39] <Serena[T]>
[15:39] <jestuh> i'm only calling it a hack cause it's not a documented config option
[15:39] <jestuh> brb xbox time
[15:40] <Workdug> yes i am jester
[15:40] <Workdug> will netlimiter log http requests and traffic?
[15:40] <Workdug> something is wrong with what this server is returning
[15:40] <Workdug> and part of the app is binary-only
[15:40] <Workdug> so i cannot debug it
[15:41] <Serena[T]> hammer?
[15:41] <Thero-> Stop.
[15:41] <Thero-> Hammertime.
[15:41] * Thero- is now known as Thero
[15:41] <Sohcahtoa> Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties, it sounds like velc
[15:42] <maru> that's so wrong
[15:42] <Thero> oh god i hope you kill yourself.
[15:49] <jmx> The Hamas statement suggested that the Israeli government was trying to punish
[15:49] <jmx> hahaha
[15:50] <Workdug> what the hell is the strap called
[15:50] <Workdug> that attaches to a camera
[15:50] <Workdug> so that you can put it around your neck
[15:50] <jmx> its not called the strap?
[15:50] <Workdug> i thought it was called something else
[15:50] <jmx> might be, but if it is i've never heard it
[15:50] <swight> wrist strap?
[15:51] <jmx> strangling string?
[15:51] <swight> "don't drop the camera dummy" rope?
[15:51] <Workdug> yeah, that's it swight
[15:52] <Workdug> well, i think a new word should be invented
[15:52] <Serena[T]> let us know what you come up with ;)
[15:52] <swight> dope rope
[15:52] <Serena[T]> though i like the
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