Session Start: Sun Apr 09 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <FlaVouR> jesus
[00:00] <jmx> oh, i missed that
[00:00] <FlaVouR> racism and jesus
[00:01] <FlaVouR> see Kronnenburgs - crash
[00:01] <FlaVouR> thats a much darker movie
[00:02] <FlaVouR> that white twin is gonna get beat up a whole lot for calling his black twi
[00:03] <jmx> i didnt like cronenbergs crash
[00:03] <FlaVouR> why?
[00:03] <jmx> it was boring
[00:03] <FlaVouR> heh
[00:04] <jmx> like all cronenberg movies
[00:04] <FlaVouR> you didnt like excistenz?
[00:04] <michael`> energy in the executive!
[00:04] <jmx> never watched it
[00:04] <michael`> hamilton was awesome
[00:04] <FlaVouR> its interesting
[00:04] <FlaVouR> very -- organic
[00:04] <FlaVouR> I ;llike that
[00:04] <jmx> lol
[00:05] <FlaVouR> much like the naked lunch
[00:05] <FlaVouR> that was an interesting movie too
[00:05] <FlaVouR> the book was better tho
[00:06] <FlaVouR> jmx do you enjoy David Lynch movies?
[00:08] <jmx> havent watched any that i remember
[00:11] <FlaVouR> his stuff is TWISTED
[00:11] <FlaVouR> but very good
[00:11] <FlaVouR> see Dune as an awesome example
[00:11] <FlaVouR> or Lost highway
[00:12] <FlaVouR> be prepared to go .. WHAT THE FUYCK!!
[00:12] <jmx> not sure that that is a high recommendation or not
[00:12] <FlaVouR> it is
[00:12] <FlaVouR> very high
[00:13] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[00:16] <FlaVouR> right
[00:16] <FlaVouR> I think I may go and soak in a NIUIICE warm bath
[00:16] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/france_burned_alive
[00:16] <jmx> haha
[00:17] <jmx> france burned alive
[00:17] <FlaVouR> thats a good thng
[00:18] <FlaVouR> guilty of acts of torture or barbarity that led to unintentional death.
[00:18] <FlaVouR> unintentional death?
[00:18] <FlaVouR> he torched the woman
[00:18] <FlaVouR> thats plain murder
[00:18] <FlaVouR> not unintentional death
[00:18] <FlaVouR> "I lit the bitch up but I didnt mean to kill her"
[00:18] <FlaVouR> jeesus
[00:19] <Ifrit> url imdb First Descent
[00:19] <pinkboa> - "imdb First Descent": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455475/
[00:25] <jmx> i almost wish i was a shiite muslim, cuz thats a great name
[00:27] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usirannuclearmilitary US considers using nuke
[00:27] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usirannuclearmilitary - US considers using
[00:29] <Kurin> If bush really gets everyone killed in a nuclear war, maybe he'll finally fee
[00:29] <jmx> doubt it
[00:30] <Stereo``> he'll just assume they wanted to die
[00:31] <jmx> its gods plan for them
[00:31] <jmx> fucking heathens
[00:32] <Thadius> heh
[00:34] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4880328.stm now reduced air pollution
[00:35] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4880328.stm - now reduced air pollu
[00:37] <Ifrit> Highlander...
[00:37] <Ifrit> i mean, how sucky is that movie
[00:38] <Ifrit> and he's supposed to be fencing with a katana
[00:38] <Ifrit> yeah right
[00:39] <Ifrit> If you parry with a katana the way you do with other swords you are an idiot
[00:40] <Kurin> http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/802.html haha
[00:41] <Ifrit> Time to watch Walk the Line
[00:43] <wntd> http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/692/command9ck.png
[00:44] <wntd> what are the programs in the second row--I see iTunes, a folder, then what loo
[00:47] <Ifrit> wntd: The P2P icon is for LimeWire
[00:47] <wntd> thanks
[00:57] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[00:58] <Stereo``> gah
[00:59] <Stereo``> i'm tempted to stop avg from automatically scanning completely
[00:59] <Stereo``> cause i can see no way to make it only do it once a week
[00:59] <Stereo``> or do it when i'm not using the computer
[00:59] <Stereo``> or something
[01:03] <jmx> you cant find a time that you arent on your computer to run it?
[01:03] <Stereo``> no
[01:03] <Stereo``> depending on the day of the week
[01:03] <jmx> theres no time that you are always sleeping at or something?
[01:03] <Stereo``> i'm on at every single hour of the day
[01:03] <jmx> heh
[01:04] <Stereo``> i had it at 7am for a while but it kept being annoying when i was checking
[01:04] <Stereo``> cause avg uses like 95% of the processor time
[01:15] * jmx_ is now known as jmx
[01:25] <HERET1C> Morning
[01:27] <HERET1C> i was planning on watching Crash
[01:34] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/a%20frooty%20overdos
[01:36] <TMH_> Firefox can't find the server at images.tmbo.org.
[01:37] <Stereo``> i also am not finding any site
[01:38] <HERET1C> not working
[01:41] <Rjx> you guys suck
[01:41] <Rjx> does the host resolve?
[01:41] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/a%20frooty%20overdose.jpg
[01:41] <Rjx> try that
[01:42] <jmx> no
[01:44] <Stereo``> works for me
[01:44] <Rjx> what does 'FUD' mean?
[01:44] <HERET1C> nope
[01:45] <Kurin> fear, uncertainty, doubt
[01:47] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/%5Bflickr%5D%20omglol.jpg
[01:47] <Rjx> best tattoo ever
[01:48] <Rjx> (for timmo)
[01:48] <Kurin> DNS timeouts here too
[01:49] <Rjx> try using the ip 64.111.98.221 instead
[01:49] <Kurin> nope
[01:50] <Rjx> well here's something else instead
[01:50] <Rjx> http://newyorkmetro.com/news/features/16576/index.html
[01:50] <Rjx> remember that guy who was jerking it on the subway
[01:51] <Rjx> and winking at that woman
[01:51] <Rjx> she snapped a photo with her camera phone and posted it on flickr
[01:51] <Rjx> and they caught him
[01:51] <Kurin> haha, that's awesome
[01:51] <Rjx> new york metro have done an article on him
[01:51] <Rjx> She felt a jolt of panic as the uptown R accelerated into a tunnel and the man
[01:52] <Kurin> Is the photo still on flickr
[01:52] <Rjx> Dan Hoyt lives on East 10th Street, in a tiny room behind a shop. His roommate
[01:52] <Rjx> hold on, i'll check
[01:53] <Rjx> i don't think its on flickr anymore
[01:53] <Rjx> http://craphound.com/images/nycsubwaywanker.jpg
[01:53] <Rjx> can you open that
[01:53] <Kurin> Yeah
[01:53] <Jimmothy> yes
[01:53] <Kurin> hahaha
[01:53] <Kurin> Who just takes their dick out like that
[01:54] <Rjx> perverts
[01:54] <Rjx> Hoyt became fascinated with Jubb and his belief in breatharianism, the idea tha
[01:54] <Rjx> Breatharianism was discredited as a hoax in the eighties, after the leader of t
[01:54] <Rjx> hahahadf
[01:55] <jmx> lol
[01:56] <Rjx> In the weeks after Hoyt\u2019s highly publicized arrest, his restaurants receiv
[01:56] <Rjx> Not surprisingly, Hoyt himself disapproves of such tactics. In his account, the
[01:56] <Rjx> i don't get how that makes it any better
[01:57] <Kurin> hahahaha
[01:57] <Jimmothy> he was still wanking
[01:57] <Rjx> Hoyt believes that if he and Nguyen had only met under different circumstances,
[01:57] <Rjx> everyone loves 43 year old 5'3 breatharians who sleep above a coffee table
[01:59] <Sohcahtoa> spell unfortunately
[01:59] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[01:59] <jmx> who wank on subways
[02:00] <Rjx> 43 year old 5'3 breatharians who sleep above a coffee table
[02:00] <Rjx> *divorced
[02:00] <jmx> obviously somebody loved him at some point then
[02:01] <Rjx> or had a little too much to drink
[02:01] <Stereo``> i'm sure kids love his avocado chocolate pudding
[02:01] <Kurin> That last paragraph is the best
[02:01] <Kurin> Hoyt believes that if he and Nguyen had only met under different circumstance
[02:03] <Rjx> haha yeah
[02:04] <Rjx> i'm surprised nobody has done a "SNAKES ON A SUBWAY" photoshop of that image
[02:06] <Stereo``> he's only 21 years older than her
[02:08] <Kurin> snakes on a train
[02:08] <Ifrit> Snakes on a plain
[02:08] <Ifrit> Not as exiting, is it?
[02:09] <Kurin> You could make a documentary about the african plateau snake
[02:09] <Kurin> And call it snakes on a plain
[02:09] <TMH_> SNAKES ON A LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[02:09] <Ifrit> What was the name of that huge high plateu area in Venezuela or whateveritwas
[02:10] <TMH_> the plateau of whogivesafuck
[02:10] <Rjx> snakes on your mother
[02:10] <TMH_> !oh
[02:10] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[02:10] <Ifrit> It's pretty interesting
[02:11] <Ifrit> the golden city of whateveritwas is rumored to be in that area
[02:11] <Ifrit> can't remember
[02:13] <Ifrit> Cíbola
[02:13] <Stereo``> !cc il
[02:13] <pinkboa> il: Israel
[02:13] <Ifrit> El Dorado
[02:13] <Ifrit> Quivira
[02:45] <Stereo`> !cc wd
[02:45] <pinkboa> wd: None
[02:55] <Kurin> !cc sa
[02:55] <pinkboa> sa: Saudi Arabia
[03:10] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[03:10] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[03:25] <daze> whew got the hd prob fixed
[03:25] <daze> luckily windows chkdsk works on some occasions
[03:28] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:38] <Ifrit> !cc ne
[03:38] <pinkboa> ne: Niger
[03:40] <Ifrit> I swear
[03:41] <Ifrit> Seeing Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line... seeing flashes of Cash
[03:41] <Ifrit> He looks just like him at times
[03:41] <Ifrit> like when he sings, and he looks up
[03:42] <Rjx> the makeup job was pretty impressive
[03:42] <Ifrit> yeah
[03:46] <Ifrit> The movie was great
[03:46] <Ifrit> all in all
[03:47] <hermes> the movie was great.. for me to poop on
[03:47] <Jimmothy> that phrase was great.. for me to groan at
[03:48] * Ifrit is searching for hermes + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 801 Hits!
[04:01] <Kurin> Watching Crash makes you racist?
[04:03] <Ifrit> http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5026595
[04:04] <Ifrit> If you click "Listen" you get to hear a real recording of a live show that wa
[04:05] <Ifrit> and interview with Cash following the release of his autobiography
[04:06] <Ifrit> or something
[04:06] <Ifrit> listening to it now
[04:08] <Rjx> [ 03 Apr 2006 ]: Eggdrop 1.6.18 Release Candidate 1
[04:08] <Rjx> [ 23 Aug 2004 ]: Eggdrop 1.6.17 released
[04:10] <Kurin> For two years, you think you could get more than a minor-minor revision
[04:26] <Ifrit> ooh
[04:26] <Ifrit> that interview is great
[04:33] <Kurin> So if you lived more or less by yourself, what's a good amount of money to sp
[04:33] <Kurin> weekly
[04:33] <Ifrit> in amerikan dollarsh?
[04:33] <Kurin> USD yeah
[04:33] <Ifrit> hmm
[04:33] <Ifrit> calc 120 nok in usd
[04:33] <pinkboa> - 120 Norwegian kroner = 18.54288 U.S. dollars
[04:33] <Kurin> wtf
[04:33] <Ifrit> hmm
[04:34] <Kurin> No wonder americans are getting fat
[04:34] <Kurin> That's like 3 days
[04:34] <Ifrit> haha
[04:34] <Kurin> When fasting
[04:34] <SpacedOut> I get the feeling cost of living might be different =P
[04:34] <Rjx> exchange rate doesn't work well
[04:34] <Stereo`> that's like a year of ramen
[04:34] <Rjx> yeah
[04:34] <Ifrit> I'm a blubberboy myself ;[
[04:34] <Kurin> I spent about $50 last week
[04:34] <Ifrit> calc 50 usd in nok
[04:34] <pinkboa> - 50 U.S. dollars = 323.574331 Norwegian kroner
[04:34] <Kurin> Most of that was bread
[04:34] <Ifrit> well, buy stuff that lasts longer
[04:34] <Ifrit> I don't buy much bread
[04:35] <Rjx> i mean you could survive on about £5-6 a day in the UK if you were willing to b
[04:35] <Rjx> and that's roughly equivilent to $6-7 in US food
[04:35] <Stereo`> yeah
[04:35] <Rjx> even though the actual value in USD is more like $10-11
[04:35] <Stereo`> lots of restaurant prices in the UK are the same price in GBP as they are i
[04:35] <Ifrit> I buy vegetables, whole grain stuff, nowadays
[04:35] <Stereo`> it's odd
[04:36] <Rjx> yeah they are
[04:36] <Ifrit> stay away from frozen pizzas and soda and stuff
[04:36] <TMH_> haha
[04:36] <TMH_> I've decided
[04:36] <TMH_> if I ever need to become a serial killer for some reason
[04:37] <TMH_> I'll just go around caving people's heads in with bricks wrapped in cerial box
[04:37] <TMH_> so they can call me the cerial killer
[04:37] <TMH_> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:37] <TMH_> oh fuck I'm so ill it's affecting my mind
[04:37] <Rjx> wasn't cereal killer one of the characters in 'hackers'
[04:37] <Rjx> the weird dude
[04:37] <Stereo`> i would steal their doors and then when they went to buy a new door
[04:37] <Stereo`> i would put the door back
[04:37] <Stereo`> slowly they would go crazy
[04:37] <Ifrit> yeah
[04:38] <Ifrit> Cereal Killer played by Matthew Lillard
[04:38] <Ifrit> I'm pretty sure people thought of that before that movie as well
[04:39] <Kurin> Of all the money I've been saving since last may, fully half of it comes from
[04:39] <Ifrit> and btw, Takedown has nothing to do with Hackers
[04:39] <Kurin> I wonder what I've been doing differently
[04:39] <Ifrit> I see it everywhere named "Hackers 2: Operation Takedown" and i just shake my
[04:39] <Ifrit> It's just called Takedown, and has nothing to do with Hackers
[04:40] <Ifrit> :<
[04:40] <Rjx> yeah that was pretty silly naming
[04:42] <Ifrit> Uwe Boll says:
[04:42] <Ifrit> "I won't say that I won't acquire another videogame licence in the future. Bu
[04:42] <Ifrit> CHEER
[04:42] <Ifrit> But let's lynch him anyway
[04:46] <SpacedOut> lol
[05:02] <Thuryn> what's crash?
[05:02] <diab|aw> anybody got an url to that "be emo" clip?
[05:02] <Rjx> your computer is broadcasting an ip address
[05:03] <Thuryn> oh yeah? then what is it, smart guy?
[05:03] <Zeratulcr> oh no
[05:06] <TMH_> 127.0.0.1
[05:06] <TMH_> fucking :o
[05:09] <Jimmothy> http://best.drawball.com/1137414908
[05:24] <Kurin> The amazon.com gold box has got to be the dumbest feature ever
[05:24] <Kurin> I don't think I /ever/ get offered anything I want in there
[05:26] * Disconnected
[05:26] * Attempting to rejoin channel #geekissues
[05:26] * Rejoined channel #geekissues
[05:26] * Topic is 'dont you get it??? if you watch Crash then you are a racist'
[05:26] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-211-4.ironoh.adelphia.net on Sat Apr 08
[05:34] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[05:53] <wind`> i found a cool way to get macro photos
[05:53] <wind`> without buying a macro lens
[05:54] <wind`> i just flipped my 50mm f/1.8 around
[05:54] <wind`> :D
[05:54] <wind`> it gives me about 80% to life size
[05:59] <Tarkaan> one two three o clock, four a clock, rock.
[06:00] <Tarkaan> five six seven o clock, eight o clock rock.
[06:00] <Thuryn> happy days?
[06:00] <Tarkaan> that would be
[06:00] <Tarkaan> sunday monday happy days
[06:00] <Tarkaan> tuesday wednesday happy days
[06:00] <Thuryn> only in the later seasons
[06:01] <Thuryn> the early seasons had the real song
[06:01] <Tarkaan> thursday friday happy days, the weekend comes, the psycho hums, ready to ra
[06:01] <Tarkaan> *the psycho bums
[06:01] <Tarkaan> *are ready to race with you
[06:01] <Rjx> time to hang out with my wang out
[06:01] <Tarkaan> wikked
[06:02] <Thuryn> um... no.
[06:02] <Thuryn> Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
[06:02] <Thuryn> Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
[06:02] <Thuryn> Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
[06:02] <Thuryn> Saturday, what a day,
[06:02] <Thuryn> Rockin all week with you.
[06:03] <Tarkaan> heh
[06:03] <Thuryn> http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/happydayslyrics.html (WARNING! FUCK
[06:03] <Kurin> What is it with lyrics sites
[06:03] <Kurin> I mean, I know you sometimes want to know the words, but they can't be that p
[06:04] <Kurin> Maybe people who are looking for lyrics are already mostly in the mood to spe
[06:05] <Rjx> lyric sites get gigantic amounts of traffic i'd imagine
[06:05] <Thuryn> this one suggests that there is more than one opening theme, but i doubt the
[06:05] <Rjx> bear in mind how many internet users are of the "myspace" breed
[06:05] <Thuryn> http://www.sitcomsonline.com/themesonglyrics.html
[06:05] <Tarkaan> http://perso.wanadoo.fr/paco.oliva/generique.html
[06:06] <Tarkaan> that's gut the psycho bums part in it
[06:06] <Tarkaan> lyric sites are breeding grounds for malware
[06:06] <wind`> http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady3jane/120630797/in/pool-stickfiguresinperil/
[06:06] <wind`> lol
[06:08] <Tarkaan> that looks wrong
[06:08] <ICS_VORTE> what does?
[06:09] <Jimmothy> my break dancing baby
[06:09] <ICS_VORTE> right......
[06:09] <Tarkaan> OMFG
[06:09] <ICS_VORTE> what
[06:10] <Tarkaan> ok guyz.. the oldest living elephant born in captivity... PACKY is his na
[06:10] <Tarkaan> PACKY
[06:10] <ICS_VORTE> hehe awesome
[06:10] <Jimmothy> hahahahahaha
[06:10] <Tarkaan> lemme find a link
[06:10] <wind`> it's not that funny?
[06:10] <ICS_VORTE> yeah it is :P.....get a sense of humour :P
[06:11] <Kurin> Man, that last chick on mydeathspace was hot
[06:11] <Tarkaan> In 1962, Packy became the first elephant born in the western hemisphere in
[06:11] <Tarkaan> http://www.oregonzoo.org/Exhibits/elephant.htm
[06:11] <Tarkaan> wind
[06:12] <ICS_VORTE> what the hell is mydeathspace
[06:12] <Tarkaan> do you know that for some people, having an elephant named packy is like ha
[06:12] <Jimmothy> Kurin: mydeathspace still 7 pages?
[06:12] <Tarkaan> url mydeathspace
[06:12] <pinkboa> - "mydeathspace": http://www.mydeathspace.com/
[06:12] <Tarkaan> that
[06:12] <Kurin> Yeah I think like 8 now
[06:12] <Jimmothy> i dont even read myspace
[06:12] <ICS_VORTE> right
[06:13] <Thuryn> what's "packy" a term for? (other than pachyderm(
[06:14] <Jimmothy> pakistani
[06:14] <Rjx> anyone brown
[06:14] <Tarkaan> jesus christ I would rail that bitch sideways..the hot one with the fake ti
[06:14] <Ifrit> here it's "pakkis"
[06:14] <Rjx> also
[06:14] <Rjx> http://www.mydeathspace.com/WebLogs/FTBGallery/2006/03/301862074_m.gif
[06:14] <Rjx> guess how he died!!
[06:15] <ICS_VORTE> how
[06:15] <Rjx> Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshot Wounds
[06:15] <Tarkaan> heart attack :/
[06:15] <Tarkaan> thug lif3
[06:15] <Thuryn> i was going to guess brain cancer
[06:15] <Tarkaan> hrm
[06:16] <Tarkaan> I wonder what happened to the lil girl that played the princess in neverend
[06:16] <Tarkaan> url imdb neverending story
[06:16] <pinkboa> - "imdb neverending story": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088323/
[06:16] <TMH_> oh legendary
[06:16] <Tarkaan> ok what the fuck is with the german titles?!
[06:16] <TMH_> I forgot about that movie
[06:16] <Ifrit> what's with the fscked up text on that mydeathspace thing
[06:16] <Tarkaan> that's a spambot, that Vicky16.
[06:19] <Tarkaan> oh my GOD she's iranian.
[06:20] <Ifrit> who
[06:20] <Thuryn> i love that movie
[06:20] <Thuryn> my sis-in-law has a dog that looks like falcor
[06:20] <TMH_> awesome
[06:20] <TMH_> I want that dog :(
[06:21] <Tarkaan> oh, it's on HBO Family right now
[06:21] <Tarkaan> and the years were not kind to that poor lil girl's face
[06:21] <Tarkaan> she should have used a moisturizer
[06:22] <Thuryn> wow
[06:23] <Thuryn> i dated a girl from Iran who was born in '73
[06:23] <Thuryn> weird
[06:23] <Tarkaan> did you have sex with her?
[06:23] <Thuryn> O_o
[06:24] <Thuryn> do you always ask that?
[06:24] <Tarkaan> no
[06:25] <wind`> url priority vs first class mail
[06:25] <pinkboa> - "priority vs first class mail": http://www.windowbook.com/YourFirstPriori
[06:25] <wind`> what is the diff between them?
[06:25] <wind`> which would be faster?
[06:26] <Tarkaan> priority mail is 2-3 days and has a set price for anything up to 2lbs.
[06:26] <wind`> they both cost the same for me
[06:26] <wind`> which would be faster :P
[06:26] <Tarkaan> first class mail does not have a set delivery time, though it's always 2-3
[06:26] <Tarkaan> oh, with priority mail the boxes and shit are free
[06:27] <Rjx> IANAL: I am not a lawyer
[06:28] <Tarkaan> I ANAL
[06:28] <Tarkaan> I do anal
[06:28] <Rjx> stupidest slang i've seen in a while
[06:28] <Tarkaan> on chicks
[06:28] <Rjx> LOLZONE Layer: laugh out loud layer (refers to the ozone layer and is used when
[06:29] <Tarkaan> someone made that up! LOLZONE Layer!
[06:29] <Rjx> hahah TRDMF: tear rolling down my face
[06:30] <Stereo`> more like, turds on my face
[06:30] <Rjx> ASSCAP "alt shift space control ass-rape pwn (corruption of ASCAP)"
[06:30] <pinkboa> cringe.
[06:30] <Rjx> what?
[06:30] <Tarkaan> LOCMF: lying on couch masturbating furiously
[06:31] <Rjx> redundant on the internet
[06:31] <Tarkaan> oh that's fucking dumb, asscap.
[06:31] <Tarkaan> should be asscao
[06:31] <Stereo`> how about this: GONAD - gone out, need a drink
[06:31] <Rjx> HBBS
[06:31] <Rjx> "how 'bout butt sex?" (a warning to someone that they are trying way too ha
[06:31] <Rjx> ?!!
[06:31] <Rjx> are these real?
[06:31] <Stereo`> are you looking at the wikipedia slang section or something
[06:31] <Tarkaan> someone is making this shit up
[06:32] <Kurin> http://docs.freebsd.org/cgi/getmsg.cgi?fetch=118719+0+archive/2006/freebsd-do
[06:32] <Rjx> KHITBASH "kick her in the box and shove her"
[06:32] <Tarkaan> what
[06:32] <Tarkaan> what does that even mean?
[06:34] <Rjx> http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/Hastings1.jpg
[06:34] <Rjx> for any brits awake
[06:35] <Tarkaan> pancakes
[06:35] <Tarkaan> click click bloody click pancakes
[06:36] <Tarkaan> better start the bacon if I'm going to be eating pancakes by noon
[06:38] <Espiritus> hello all
[06:42] <Rjx> hi
[06:42] <DoctorWho> I don't get the topic
[06:43] <Rjx> you must be a racist
[06:43] <DoctorWho> well, I do purposely knock black children over with my car
[06:44] <Espiritus> what was the topic?
[06:44] <Zeratulcr> haha
[06:45] <Rjx> "dont you get it??? if you watch Crash then you are a racist"
[06:47] <Zeratulcr> look up the top of the window...
[06:47] <Rjx> topics won't show on some servers
[06:47] <Zeratulcr> ...oh.
[06:47] <Zeratulcr> well that shut me up.
[06:47] <Espiritus> yup lol
[06:52] <Tarkaan> I'm disturbed by the fact that I know 100% that I bought bacon last time I
[06:52] <Tarkaan> but I can't find it
[06:54] <SpacedOut> logic suggest you or someone else ate it, but logic is so otten the wrong
[06:56] <TMH_> I think it was stolen by a team of ninjas
[07:04] <Tarkaan> I'm just hoping that wherever it is... it's not in my car, in a cupboard,
[07:04] <soapy`> its underneath your mattress
[07:07] <Tarkaan> your mom is on top of my mattress
[07:11] <soapy`> oooooo
[07:11] <Tarkaan> buuurn
[07:11] <soapy`> I was wondering where she was
[07:11] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[07:11] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[07:12] <soapy`> I may have drank way too much last night
[07:12] <Tarkaan> offli
[07:12] <Tarkaan> how can you tell
[07:12] <soapy`> because at the moment I feel like shit
[07:13] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[07:13] <Tarkaan> I feel like shit in the morning
[07:13] <Tarkaan> every morning
[07:13] <soapy`> well thats a different shitty feeling
[07:14] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[07:14] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[07:14] <Tarkaan> offli
[07:14] <soapy`> offli
[07:16] <Tarkaan> supposed to be a klan rally today downtown
[07:16] <soapy`> take pics
[07:16] <Tarkaan> I have a milk jug here, I may attend
[07:16] <soapy`> hah
[07:16] <Tarkaan> fill it up with urine
[07:16] <soapy`> bring one of your black friends tell him/her its something else
[07:17] <Tarkaan> grab a super soaker
[07:17] <Tarkaan> that would almost be funny if a bunch of black folk showed up in robez
[07:17] <soapy`> black suprimists
[07:18] <Tarkaan> and started chanting about killing immigrants
[07:18] <soapy`> heh
[07:18] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[07:18] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[07:19] <Tarkaan> offli
[07:19] <soapy`> offli
[07:21] <metric> http://hurryupharry.bloghouse.net/archives/2006/04/05/remember_munich_2001.p
[07:24] <Tarkaan> lemme guess
[07:25] <Tarkaan> nother spambot?
[07:25] <DOZsleep> yes Chelsea20
[07:25] <DOZsleep> kick kick kick
[07:25] <Tarkaan> FINISH HIM
[07:25] <metric> girls name numbe is a bot?
[07:25] <metric> never?
[07:25] <DOZsleep> thank u
[07:26] * SpacedOot is now known as SpacedOut
[07:28] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:28] <soapy`> not canadian anymore?
[07:35] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[07:35] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[07:38] <Tarkaan> offli
[07:48] <wind`> i think i might head into dc today
[07:48] <wind`> to see swing dance day
[07:48] <Tarkaan> please
[07:48] <Tarkaan> please go to the state department for me
[07:48] <wind`> for jazz appreciation month
[07:48] <Tarkaan> tell them to look at my resume again :(
[07:55] <Tarkaan> I just saw an ad for a lawfirm called malaise and davis.
[07:55] <Tarkaan> I thought malaise was a sickness
[08:02] <Tarkaan> This is indeed a disturbing universe.
[08:10] <Tarkaan> okay guys
[08:11] <Tarkaan> Soylent Green or Bladerunner
[08:13] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[08:17] <Tarkaan> or I got logan's run here.. some nice Logan's Run?
[08:17] <t3h-gr1m> I think warm beer is an abomination.
[08:17] <wind`> has anyone seen thank you for smoking yet?
[08:17] <t3h-gr1m> I also think Marines should not be allowed to imbibe alcohol, EVER.
[08:17] <wind`> bench warmers was kind of a bleh movie
[08:17] <t3h-gr1m> Those violent, psychotic motherfuckers.
[08:20] * SpacedOut is like leaving, reason: afk. pager is on and logger is on
[08:20] * SpacedOut is now known as SO[a]
[08:21] <SO[a]> gah i forgot to turn that off sorry ><
[08:21] <ducklord> §
[08:31] <timmo> http://www.artnet.com/magazineus/features/stender/stender4-3-06.asp
[08:31] <timmo> http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/04/ramen_cooking_rube_goldberglik.h
[08:35] * Katasaki is now known as Katasaki_
[08:37] <Kedrot> zomg d00d h4ckers is on
[08:37] <Kedrot> they're h4xx0ring t3h g1bs0n!!1!
[08:37] * Kedrot is now known as Tordek
[08:37] <Rjx> that movie is awesome
[08:40] <timmo> youre awesome
[08:45] * Katasaki_ is now known as Katasaki
[08:53] <timmo> http://www.apple.com/macosx/bootcamp/
[08:55] <Rjx> timm
[08:55] <Rjx> if you're not going to pay attention to news anymore, maybe you should stop pas
[08:55] <Rjx> that's not just old, that's olddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
[08:56] <Twin> shit that article went through world war 2
[08:56] <Rjx> also i found a book of mine on guitar
[08:56] <Rjx> that has a shitload on music theory
[08:57] <Rjx> and it puts a lot of it forward in a mathematical context
[08:57] <Rjx> starting to understand the formation of chords and the different sounds of diff
[08:57] <Twin> i was watching some show where this like 9 year old kid
[08:57] <Twin> figured out how to rock out on a synthesizer using math
[08:59] <Rjx> i think it's time to give up the recurring "child prodigy" sensationalism (goin
[09:00] <Rjx> it seems like every kid who has amazing abilities from very young
[09:00] <Rjx> rather than learning how to use them to their best ability
[09:00] <Rjx> just ends up having to show them off to absolutely everyone possible, usually p
[09:00] <Rjx> and then gets burned out and disappears to live a quiet life
[09:02] <Stereo``> yeah.. plus it makes all the normal kids feel bad
[09:02] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[09:02] <timmo> psh child prodigys
[09:02] <timmo> i watched child genius jeopardy once
[09:02] <timmo> and while they kicked my ass on math and science
[09:02] <timmo> i kicked their ass at pop culture and art
[09:03] <Twin> a kindergartener could kick my ass in math
[09:07] <timmo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/misha/tat222.jpg
[09:07] <timmo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/misha/newtattoo4.jpg
[09:08] <timmo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/misha/newtattoo3.jpg
[09:09] <Twin> eh
[09:09] <Twin> while the work is interesting, i hate lower back tattoos.
[09:10] <michael`> cant look at them because im downloading too much music
[09:10] <michael`> but girls with lower back tattoos are, without exception, sluts
[09:10] <timmo> thats actually classy
[09:10] <timmo> and not slut like
[09:10] <Twin> it's not your typical slut tattoo
[09:10] <michael`> it's like one of newton's laws
[09:10] <Rjx> for a moment i thought those were bats
[09:11] <Zom> :)
[09:11] <Rjx> also is that of someone from bme
[09:11] <Twin> the issue here though mike
[09:11] <Twin> is that the tattoo is above slut class
[09:11] <michael`> i want a tattoo on my rectum
[09:11] <Rjx> well they put a probe on urans
[09:11] <Rjx> i guess it is possible
[09:11] <Rjx> *uranus
[09:12] <timmo> its definitely more than possible
[09:12] <timmo> ive pasted links
[09:12] <timmo> you just have to find someone to do it
[09:13] <michael`> the tattoo would be like
[09:13] <michael`> "hey!"
[09:13] <michael`> and then just a smiley face
[09:14] <timmo> http://www.zentastic.com/entries/200604081959.html -rjx's future
[09:14] <timmo> :x
[09:14] <Rjx> i think a disclaimer tattoo would be awesome
[09:14] <Rjx> that could you have done on your penis
[09:14] <Rjx> "may cause pregnancy etc."
[09:15] <Rjx> and then if someone tries to sue you for child support or whatever
[09:15] <Rjx> "i'm sorry but my penis clearly stated the risks"
[09:16] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604072022-pix2.jpg nws
[09:17] <Rjx> haha
[09:17] <Rjx> that's very unattractive
[09:17] <Rjx> and zanta is probably way above what my future self will resemble
[09:18] <Twin> drape pussy.
[09:18] * wind` is now known as wind-
[09:18] <wind-> w2
[09:18] <poopy> wind- Temp 46F/8C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:41PM; high:(mid 50s) low:(lo
[09:18] <wind-> hm
[09:19] <wind-> what is there to do today
[09:19] <timmo> w2
[09:19] <poopy> timmo Temp 45F/7C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:01PM; high:(upper 60s) low:(
[09:19] <michael`> plant a tree
[09:19] <michael`> hug an elderly person
[09:19] <michael`> take a walk
[09:19] <michael`> molest a child
[09:20] <Rubric> plant a pot plant in the city hall gardens ..
[09:20] <Rjx> done, done, done and done
[09:20] <Rjx> you know
[09:20] <Rjx> people really aren't pissed off enough at bill clinton
[09:20] <Rjx> for the DMCA
[09:20] <michael`> haha
[09:21] <michael`> we should make like
[09:21] <michael`> DoYouLikeStealingMusic.org
[09:21] <Rjx> i've been reading into US politics further
[09:21] <michael`> start a huge campaign to repeal dmca
[09:21] <michael`> started by students
[09:21] <Rjx> because i'm tired of both stupid religious conservatives
[09:21] <Rjx> and brainless liberals
[09:21] <Rjx> and i'm just going to do all my own research from now on
[09:21] <Rjx> well the dmca covers a bunch of other stuff too
[09:22] <michael`> i made my campaign website php-ified!
[09:22] <michael`> so exciting
[09:22] <Rjx> the osx86project site was told it was violating the dmca
[09:22] <michael`> it's some pretty complex code
[09:22] <michael`> here it is
[09:22] <michael`> <?php
[09:22] <michael`> print file_get_contents("templates/_header.html");
[09:22] <michael`> print file_get_contents("templates/about.html");
[09:22] <michael`> print file_get_contents("templates/_footer.html");
[09:22] <Rjx> and had to remove all violating material immediately
[09:22] <michael`> ?>
[09:22] <michael`> .url osx86project
[09:22] <Tubbee> http://www.osx86project.org/
[09:22] <Rjx> seems like it covers any discussion of the circumvention of copyright/protectio
[09:23] <Rjx> or publishing material on the subject
[09:23] <Rjx> so discussing breaking DRM restrctions = violation
[09:23] <Rjx> you know what would be a good idea mike, if you want to roll with it
[09:23] <michael`> i dont know if thatd survive constitutional challenge
[09:23] <Rjx> start a site where people can plege not to buy albums
[09:23] <Rjx> and you can have a running total
[09:24] <Rjx> of how much money the RIAA has lost
[09:24] <Rjx> thanks to its actions
[09:24] <Rjx> through lost sales
[09:24] <michael`> haha
[09:24] <Rjx> i thought about that ages ago
[09:25] <michael`> The Court used a two-pronged test to evaluate speech acts: (1) speech can
[09:25] <Rjx> i mean that'd be almost 99% likely to get hit by every major news site
[09:25] <michael`> that's the standard test now
[09:25] <michael`> brandenburg v. ohio (1969)
[09:25] <michael`> that'd be a tough case
[09:26] <michael`> if i were arguing against the dmca i'd say that the instructions on circum
[09:26] <michael`> not advocacy
[09:27] <michael`> and that its subject matter is sufficiently technical that only a small su
[09:27] <michael`> and that those who would break the law using the instructions were not per
[09:27] <michael`> because they already wanted to break the law
[09:27] <michael`> they had to seek out the website
[09:29] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[09:32] * SO[a] has returned from afk, i was gone for like 1hr 12mins 8secs
[09:32] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[09:32] <Rjx> public away messages are generally considered a faux-pas here, just a heads up
[09:33] <Rjx> i'm actually fairly sure you've been here before
[09:33] <Rjx> way back
[09:33] <SO[a]> yea
[09:33] <SO[a]> I forgot to turn it off
[09:33] <SO[a]> and i cant disable it when away :(
[09:33] <jestuh> YEAH SO SHUT THAT SHIT OFF
[09:33] <Rjx> NO EXCUSES ;x
[09:33] <SO[a]> I will lol
[09:33] <Rjx> hey jestuh
[09:33] <Rjx> WHERE'S TELLER
[09:33] <jestuh> howdy
[09:33] <jestuh> haha
[09:34] <jestuh> afk another honors ceremony
[09:34] <jestuh> ;[
[09:35] <Tarkaan> <SO[a]> I will lol
[09:35] <jmx> The U.S. Defense Department's finances may not be able to meet normal accountin
[09:35] <jmx> President George W. Bush leaves office, a
[09:35] <jmx> Pentagon official said on Friday.
[09:35] <timmo> the girl and i watched bubba ho-tep last night
[09:35] <timmo> i dont think she dug it
[09:35] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/security_defense_dc
[09:35] * SO[a] is now known as SpacedOut
[09:36] <jmx> i never thought it looked all that good
[09:36] <timmo> i liked it
[09:37] <jmx> thats the one about elvis in the nursing home right?
[09:37] <timmo> yeah
[09:37] <timmo> mastodon covered orion by metallica
[09:37] <timmo> its the shit
[09:37] <Twin> url imdb bubba ho-tep
[09:37] <pinkboa> - "imdb bubba ho-tep": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/
[09:37] <jmx> heh its not rated to bad
[09:38] <Twin> url imdb advent children
[09:38] <pinkboa> - "imdb advent children": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385700/
[09:42] <jmx> thats a lot of effort for a dog http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/golden_ghost
[09:42] <Twin> Satellite tracking, helicopter surveillance and dart guns failed. In the end,
[09:42] <Twin> WHAT. THE. FUCK.
[09:43] <jmx> thats what i thought
[09:43] <Stereo``> helicopters, lol
[09:43] <jmx> its a fucking dog, not your child
[09:44] <Stereo``> satellites i can see cause they really don't cost much to run
[09:44] <Stereo``> and they're watching anyway
[09:45] <jmx> but even still, tracking a dog for 2 years?
[09:45] <Rjx> you know, i'm not entirely sure why people are into desktop widget systems as m
[09:45] <jmx> and even with all of that effort, they couldn't catch it
[09:45] <Rjx> how much time do you guys spend looking at your desktop
[09:45] <Twin> maybe a collective hour
[09:45] <Twin> a day
[09:45] <jmx> oh Rjx i spend hours a day staring at it
[09:46] <Rjx> wtf
[09:46] <Tarkaan> I don't remember what's on my desktop
[09:46] <Twin> i'm with rjx on this one though
[09:46] <Rjx> you're joking right;[
[09:46] <jmx> yes
[09:46] <Rjx> i mean i'm pretty sure most people in here
[09:46] <Twin> i have no clue why widgets are so popular either :/
[09:46] <Rjx> probably do about the same amount of desktop viewing as i do
[09:46] <Rjx> which is practically zero
[09:46] <jmx> like 15 minutes maybe
[09:46] <jmx> a day
[09:46] <Rjx> yeah
[09:46] <Twin> well, i actually have stuff on my desktop
[09:46] <Twin> i try to keep it clean, but that always fails
[09:47] <Stereo``> what's with the rabid tool fans
[09:47] <jmx> i dont like icons, so i have nothing on my desktop
[09:47] <Rjx> i never bothered to find out of desktop icons were possible in xfce
[09:47] <Tarkaan> hrm if this film climaxes here, with logan and the bitch..outside.. I'm go
[09:47] <Twin> what film?
[09:47] <Tarkaan> Logan's Run
[09:47] <swight> I have a horrible habbit of using my desktop as a junk folder
[09:47] <Rjx> i try to keep my desktop as sterile silver/blue
[09:48] <Stereo``> i use my desktop for about 3 seconds at a time
[09:48] <jmx> lol
[09:48] <Stereo``> maybe 15-20 times a day
[09:48] <Stereo``> it's just kinda a screen, with all the stuff i use as buttons on it
[09:48] <Stereo``> i have about 20 .txt's
[09:48] <Stereo``> :\
[09:48] <swight> with little notes and stuff?
[09:48] <Stereo``> i just write stuff in them when i feel like it
[09:49] <Twin> i have a pdf of the freud comic on my desktop
[09:49] <Twin> that is missing a page
[09:49] <Stereo``> it's sort of 1 step above the start menu
[09:49] <Rjx> post-it notessssssssss
[09:49] <Stereo``> and 1 step below the quick launch
[09:49] <Tordek> how does that make you feel?
[09:49] <Stereo``> if something isn't on my desktop i have to use the start menu
[09:49] <Stereo``> all the main programs are in the quicklaunch though
[09:49] <jmx> i have one folder on my desktop that i throw everything into so they dont clutt
[09:50] <jmx> and i always usually use the start menu
[09:50] <Stereo``> i don't actually look at my desktop much so i dunno what's on it
[09:50] <jmx> -always
[09:50] <fen1x> everyone get their free usb drive from audi yet?
[09:50] <fen1x> er sign up at least
[09:50] <Stereo``> all down the left side is stuff that automatically gives you desktop icons
[09:50] <Tarkaan> fen1x, link
[09:50] <Stereo``> i just leave them there
[09:50] <Tordek> no, url? USA only?
[09:50] <fen1x> http://www.audiusa.com/brochurerequest/
[09:50] <Stereo``> until there are too many
[09:51] <fen1x> usa and canada
[09:51] <jmx> lol
[09:53] <jmx> i usually clean them up right away
[09:55] <Stereo``> once they've surrounded the hard drive partitions (in the 2nd column) i de
[09:55] <Stereo``> or move them away from there
[09:55] <Stereo``> i don't know what people see in an empty desktop
[09:55] <jmx> lol
[09:56] <Stereo``> it's like a screensaver but it doesn't appear automatically
[09:56] <Thuryn> i clean crap off of my desktop if i don't use it
[09:56] <jmx> i just dont like them there
[09:56] <Stereo``> haha i remember taking a picture of the desktop on a school computer, sett
[09:56] <Stereo``> that was fun
[09:56] <jmx> what you do is do the screenshot
[09:56] <Thuryn> mostly because when i download stuff, i tend to download it to the desktop
[09:56] <jmx> and then set it to hide desktop icons
[09:57] <Thuryn> if there are a zillion icons already there, i can't find the new stuff
[09:57] <Stereo``> i have a folder, F:\Downloads
[09:57] <Stereo``> but mostly i use the download manager to find stuff
[09:58] <jmx> GUANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsf
[09:58] <jmx> President George W. Bush's order to hold fair trials for prisoners charged with
[09:58] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/security_guantanamo_dc
[10:01] <ohnedich> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/35285_oplist.jpg <---lool
[10:01] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/afplifestylebritainfoodrabbitoffbeat monster
[10:01] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/afplifestylebritainfoodrabbitoffbeat - mons
[10:02] <Rjx> haha ohnedich
[10:02] <Rjx> notice i'm at the TOP
[10:02] <ohnedich> true
[10:03] * Thuryn notes some people conspicuously absent from that list >:)
[10:03] <Rjx> that was from early last year i think
[10:03] <ohnedich> it's out of date atm
[10:03] <Rjx> haven't seen godfire around in a while
[10:03] <ohnedich> i'm not there eyther
[10:03] <Rjx> that was when issuez moved into her new house
[10:03] <Rjx> well you're not an op
[10:03] <timmo> that was gay
[10:03] <ohnedich> i should be
[10:04] <ohnedich> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/50190_yappo10.jpg
[10:05] <Thuryn> that's actually pretty funny
[10:06] <mattusc> hi
[10:06] <Rjx> hi
[10:06] <timmo> i finished the book clockers today
[10:06] <ohnedich> mattusc: you gay ?
[10:06] <timmo> i cant say im happy about the ending though;[
[10:07] <Rjx> clockers?
[10:07] <timmo> its about drug dealers and such
[10:07] <mattusc> so what are the latest geek issues?
[10:07] <timmo> was made into a movie a while ago
[10:07] <Rjx> time to bust out the pen voodoo doll
[10:07] <timmo> clockers is/was the street term for drug dealers
[10:07] <timmo> url imdb.com clockers
[10:07] <pinkboa> - "imdb.com clockers": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112688/
[10:08] <Rjx> ah
[10:08] <timmo> i liked the book, but the ending felt kind of like the author just gave up
[10:09] <jmx> it was a spike lee movie?
[10:09] <jmx> i didn't know that
[10:09] <timmo> also i bought trainspotting, and after reading about 60 pages
[10:09] <timmo> i dont think ill ever finish it
[10:09] <timmo> jmx: indeed
[10:09] <Rjx> haha
[10:09] <jmx> trainspotting was a good movie
[10:09] <jmx> never tried the book
[10:09] <Rjx> ye dinnae ken wha yer tookin' bout ye radge cunt
[10:10] <jmx> nothing like a good accent to make the dialogue irritating
[10:10] <Rjx> i learned pretty fast that the word 'cunt' isn't used nearly as much in the US
[10:10] <Thuryn> no not at all
[10:10] <timmo> i dont know, it makes me feel retarded to read it
[10:10] <Thuryn> it's like saying 'bugger' in the UK
[10:10] <timmo> rjx, the word cunt isnt used AT ALL in the us
[10:10] <Rjx> people still say bugger
[10:10] <Rjx> do people not know what it means?
[10:10] <jmx> whats even worse is if the author does the narrative with the accent
[10:10] <timmo> unless youre 1) yelling at a woman you REALLY really REALLY hate
[10:10] <Thuryn> but isn't it really offensive?
[10:10] <Rjx> no
[10:10] <timmo> 2) socially retarded
[10:11] <Thuryn> i mean, if you call a woman 'cunt' over here, people go O_O
[10:11] <Thuryn> and gasp and fall over dead
[10:11] <timmo> cunt is like the #1 worst word to say around a woman
[10:11] <Rjx> yeah
[10:11] <jmx> people say cunt around here all the time
[10:11] <Rjx> here it flies most of the time
[10:11] <timmo> its akin to raping their faces
[10:11] <jmx> but they're all a bunch of rednecks
[10:11] <Rjx> up in scotland it is part of the regular vocabulary
[10:11] <jmx> lol
[10:11] <Rjx> i'm not even kidding
[10:11] <Rjx> go through a scottish city you'll hear someone being called a "daft cunt" every
[10:12] <SpacedOut> he isn't kidding
[10:12] <SpacedOut> I live in Scotlan
[10:12] <SpacedOut> d
[10:12] <Rjx> SpacedOut: http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/Hastings1.jpg
[10:12] <jmx> cunts a quality word, everyone should use it
[10:13] <SpacedOut> haha
[10:14] <timmo> it really makes me wonder
[10:15] <timmo> how cunt became a word thats perfectly fine to say in the uk
[10:15] <Rjx> you guys have some censorship that seems pretty weird to me though
[10:15] <timmo> but becomes one of the worst words you could say in the us
[10:15] <Rjx> although religious influence i guess plays a part
[10:15] <jmx> us is fucking obsessed with censorship
[10:15] <SpacedOut> It's still frowned upon by certain people in the UK
[10:15] <Rjx> i mean i've seen "damn" and "jesus" bleeped
[10:15] <SpacedOut> mainly women in their 30's :/
[10:15] <Rjx> that's only because they ARE cunts
[10:16] <SpacedOut> agreed
[10:16] <timmo> damn usually only gets bleeped
[10:16] <timmo> if its
[10:16] <timmo> god damn
[10:16] <Rjx> yeah
[10:16] <jmx> i remember a few years ago listening an american show on the radio the word gun
[10:16] <Rjx> you can say that fine here i believe
[10:16] <jmx> and usually the god not the damn i think
[10:16] <Rjx> however the word wanker gets bleeped before the watershed, or not allowed at al
[10:16] <timmo> i remember that everlast song
[10:16] <Rjx> i've seen it get used fine on US tv
[10:16] <timmo> whatever it was called
[10:16] <timmo> had a line "pulled out his chrome .45"
[10:16] <jmx> yeah
[10:16] <timmo> chrome .45 was bleeped on mtv
[10:17] <timmo> same with drugs
[10:17] <jmx> thats the song i was thinking of
[10:17] <SpacedOut> isn't it only recently words like slut and bitch have been allowed to be
[10:17] <timmo> in the same song
[10:17] <Rjx> they bleeped the word "high"
[10:17] <Rjx> in a dead prez video
[10:17] <Rjx> in the phrase "getting high"
[10:17] <jmx> lol
[10:17] <jmx> getting bleep
[10:17] <Rjx> well they just cut the word
[10:17] <Rjx> rather than actually bleep it
[10:17] <jmx> gives the impression that it was worse
[10:17] <Rjx> i guess maybe they assume a kid watching it might think they were getting candy
[10:18] <jmx> the censoring in canada is just fucking weird
[10:18] <jmx> sometimes they censor everything
[10:18] <jmx> and sometimes they censor hardly anything
[10:18] <Rjx> what's the sexual censorship like
[10:18] <timmo> canada is a little too liberal sometimes
[10:18] <jmx> like i've heard the word fuck be used on prime-time news
[10:18] <jmx> uncensored
[10:18] <Rjx> i mean in the US i know on non-cable TV stations they can't show nudity
[10:18] <Rjx> like actual nipples/boobs
[10:18] <timmo> you know, i never thought of censorship as a liberal thing while growing up
[10:18] <jmx> they can here
[10:18] <timmo> and now
[10:18] <Rjx> etc.
[10:19] <Rjx> in the UK it's fine after the watershed
[10:19] <jmx> at least late at night
[10:19] <timmo> it seems like censorship has turned into a tool that liberals use
[10:19] <timmo> to "protect the childrens"
[10:19] <Rjx> they just have restrictions on things like actual penetration
[10:19] <Rjx> haha you mean conservatives
[10:19] <jmx> theres non cable channels that basically show porn late at night
[10:19] <Stereo``> full frontal nudity
[10:19] <Rjx> i don't think you can show an erect penis either
[10:19] <Stereo``> i've seen on public tv
[10:19] <jmx> like citytv
[10:19] <timmo> actually
[10:20] <timmo> anything on cable
[10:20] <Rjx> but breasts/pubic area/ass/etc. is usually passable
[10:20] <timmo> can show whatever they want
[10:20] <Stereo``> citytv is crazy
[10:20] <Rjx> yeah
[10:20] <timmo> at any time they want
[10:20] <timmo> but they dont because the people who put commercials on their channel
[10:20] <timmo> would drop their asses quick
[10:20] <jmx> and yet they generally show restraint
[10:20] <Rjx> well that's the same here, i'm mainly talking about the public tv channels
[10:20] <jmx> maybe we dont need some gov't body telling us what we can show
[10:20] <timmo> in the us, you have like
[10:20] <timmo> 7 public channels
[10:21] <timmo> 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 13, 14
[10:21] <Rjx> you've got 4 here
[10:21] <timmo> usually
[10:21] <Rjx> and incase someone tries to correct me
[10:21] <Rjx> i'm not counting Channel 5
[10:21] <Stereo``> i remember when i was in england
[10:21] <jmx> the crtc is more concerned with making sure that the channels arent to american
[10:21] <Rjx> because showing crappy movies and conspiracy documentaries/softcore porn
[10:21] <timmo> 2,4, 5 are like abc, nbc, cbs
[10:21] <Stereo``> the TV only had 8 buttons
[10:21] <Stereo``> for channels 1-8
[10:21] <timmo> 7 and 9 are like pbs and local broadcasting channels
[10:21] <jmx> lol
[10:21] <pinkboa> i like string
[10:21] <timmo> 13 is fox
[10:22] <timmo> 14 is usually something local
[10:24] <jmx> maybe its me but people are starting to just sound hysterical about the whole b
[10:25] <Rjx> that's a fair estimate in the event of a pandemic
[10:26] <jmx> maybe, but theres 3 or 4 new stories about it every dya
[10:26] <jmx> all saying the same thing
[10:28] <timmo> mastodon - orion
[10:28] <timmo> \m/
[10:28] <timmo> the bass interlude to orion is awesome
[10:31] <wind-> w2
[10:31] <poopy> wind- Temp 50F/10C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:41PM; high:(mid 50s) low:(l
[10:32] <jmx> swight: did you see this? http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagena
[10:33] <timmo> http://youtube.com/watch?v=JbVM-l2Oku4
[10:33] <swight> ahhh, more has come out eh
[10:34] <Rjx> All eight victims from GTA
[10:35] <Rjx> ...
[10:35] <swight> Greater Toronto Area
[10:35] <Rjx> yeah i read that later on in the article
[10:36] <swight> "Oh, its ok everyone, they're all digital characters, its not real, they're
[10:36] <timmo> http://www.doomworld.com/linguica/doomcovers/
[10:36] <jmx> lol
[10:36] <timmo> http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8707/pred1no.jpg nws
[10:36] <wind-> har
[10:39] <Tarkaan> add goatse
[10:39] <dunn> add Tarkaan mouth with goatse
[10:42] <Tarkaan> yay
[10:43] <Tarkaan> I wonder what's driving it
[10:51] <wind-> i'm bored
[10:52] <Spidey> me too
[10:52] <Spidey> hangover headache is almost gone so i need to find somethin to do, it's nice
[10:52] <wind-> w2
[10:52] <poopy> wind- Temp 50F/10C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:41PM; high:(mid 50s) low:(l
[10:52] <wind-> it's still a bit cold out
[10:52] <Spidey> w2
[10:52] <poopy> Spidey Temp 58.1F/14.5C; Wind 2mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:50PM; high:(lo
[11:00] <timmo> w2
[11:00] <poopy> timmo Temp 53.2F/11.8C; Wind 6mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 8:01PM; high
[11:02] <Spidey> yawn
[11:05] <wind-> alright, lets try this out for a photo project
[11:06] <wind-> taking pictures of people and then rearranging them so they are showing two m
[11:06] <wind-> like split the protraits in half
[11:06] <wind-> portraits
[11:06] <Rjx> make a robot suit out of cardboard boxes
[11:06] <Rjx> and have someone run out at people on the street
[11:07] <Rjx> yelling "GOOGLEBOT IS WRECKING EVERYTHING"
[11:07] <Rjx> take pics
[11:07] <Rjx> = awesome
[11:07] <wind-> lol
[11:14] <dunn> googlebot?
[11:15] <dunn> is that the url blah
[11:15] <dunn> its such a beautiful fuckin day outside
[11:15] <Tordek> what's past tense for drink?
[11:16] <timmo> drank or drunk
[11:16] <timmo> depending on the context i believe
[11:16] <Tordek> thanks
[11:16] <Spidey> esl y0?
[11:16] <timmo> it could be one of those things though
[11:16] <timmo> like hang and hung and hanged
[11:17] <Tordek> isn't that past tense and past.. participle?
[11:17] <Rjx> when you play guitar
[11:17] <Rjx> do you put the guitar on the opposite knee
[11:17] <timmo> if you play guitar right handed
[11:17] <Rjx> or the nearest knee to the one you play with
[11:17] <timmo> you should rest the curved shape of your guitar
[11:17] <timmo> on your left thigh/knee
[11:18] <timmo> but thats for a correct form
[11:18] <timmo> i just play guitar and my form is attrocious
[11:18] <Rjx> i've always rested it on the right
[11:18] <Rjx> and i'm wondering if i should change
[11:18] <timmo> i play leaning back in my chair and shit
[11:18] <timmo> i think you might find some things easier with the correct form
[11:18] <Twin> is there a rational reason as to why left handed guitars are so expensive?
[11:19] <timmo> but id say play how youre most comfortable
[11:19] <timmo> twin: supply and demand
[11:19] <Rjx> because less people are left-handed
[11:19] <timmo> theres less left handed people out there so theyre not mass produced like rig
[11:19] <Rjx> yeah
[11:19] <timmo> im left handed
[11:19] <Twin> $200 price difference though?
[11:19] <timmo> but i play right handed, and i do a lot of shit right handed
[11:19] <timmo> so i lucked out
[11:19] <timmo> twin: like i said, supply and demand
[11:20] <Rjx> like with blanks for clothes
[11:20] <Rjx> a standard shirt
[11:20] <timmo> a guitar doesnt cost $2000 to make
[11:20] <Rjx> in a normal size range
[11:20] <Rjx> is like $2-3
[11:20] <timmo> but theyll sell it for that much
[11:20] <Rjx> as soon as you get outside the normal range
[11:20] <Rjx> you're looking at $9-12
[11:20] <Rjx> just for a blank
[11:20] <Rjx> for the exact same shirt
[11:21] <Twin> i'm semi-ambidextrous, playing guitar just happened to be one of those things
[11:21] <dunn> whats past tense for swim ?
[11:21] <Twin> swam
[11:21] <dunn> swum ?
[11:21] <Twin> swam
[11:22] <dunn> i swum 2 miles yesterday?
[11:22] <Spidey> no, swam
[11:22] <Twin> swam
[11:22] <Twin> A
[11:22] <dunn> we were swumming we the tsunami hit?
[11:22] <timmo> twin: you could always string a right handed guitar backwards
[11:22] <Twin> not U
[11:22] <Twin> i've done that for acoustics
[11:23] <timmo> rjx
[11:23] <Twin> electrics feel goofy
[11:23] <timmo> try finding a book called "the joe pass guitar method"
[11:24] <timmo> when i first started playing guitar, i tried going the whole, lets take lesso
[11:24] <Twin> dunn: SWAM - We swam 2 miles yesterday.
[11:24] <timmo> and that shit didnt interest me in the least
[11:24] <timmo> when you start playing the guitar you dont want to practice scales and chords
[11:25] <Rjx> well i know how to actually play, and i'm fairly skilled at fingering/playing e
[11:25] <Rjx> i just know zero theory
[11:25] <Rjx> because i learned to play from a diabetic drug-addicted lesbian
[11:25] <Twin> chords i don't mind, cause i suck ass at them. scales are what i dislike, i ev
[11:26] <timmo-> so with the help of the internet and tab sites, i taught myself how to play
[11:27] <michael`> if you die in the game, you die for real
[11:27] <devil`> yup
[11:28] <devil`> if i ban u on irc, u are banned from my house in real life
[11:28] <devil`> fofofofo
[11:28] <Spidey> /kb devil`
[11:29] <devil`> =[
[11:29] <Spidey> <3
[11:29] <devil`> <3
[11:29] <devil`> hehe
[11:29] <devil`> how u doin spidey
[11:29] <Spidey> pretty good considering
[11:29] <Spidey> you?
[11:30] <devil`> my hangover is gone
[11:30] <Spidey> same
[11:30] <devil`> after poppin 2 excedrins
[11:30] <Spidey> just needed some advil
[11:30] <devil`> i drank too much last nite
[11:30] <Spidey> what were you drinkin?
[11:30] <devil`> just beer
[11:30] <dunn> gatorade + banana = best for hangover
[11:30] <Spidey> same here, had a sip on some tanqueray too
[11:30] <devil`> i had some rootbeer and a peanut sammich just now...lol
[11:31] <dunn> peanut sandwich ?
[11:31] <devil`> ya
[11:31] <dunn> i bet they were falling all over the floor
[11:31] <devil`> quick and easy
[11:31] <devil`> er
[11:31] <devil`> peanut butter
[11:31] <devil`> rofl
[11:31] <devil`> didnt see that
[11:31] <Spidey> i had like 9 beers and was up til 5:30
[11:32] <Spidey> i haven't stayed up that late OR drank that much in so long
[11:32] <Spidey> i am surprised i didn't pass out
[11:32] <devil`> u ever get beer from applebees or bdubz...they use those tall glasses
[11:32] <Spidey> yeah applebees got some big'uns
[11:32] <devil`> i had 2 tall brewtus's at applebees then 3 at bw3's
[11:33] <devil`> then 5 bottles at another bar
[11:33] <Spidey> damn
[11:33] <devil`> thats more than usual for me
[11:33] <devil`> its funny tho....i went with 7 of my friends
[11:33] <devil`> for this girls bday
[11:33] <devil`> and i was the one that ended up fucked up
[11:34] <dunn> i have a natural defense from alcohol poisoning
[11:34] <Spidey> lol
[11:34] <dunn> after so many beers i just fall asleep
[11:34] <devil`> she only had 3 smirnoff's and some weird ass shot
[11:34] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:34] <dunn> once i lay down im out
[11:34] <devil`> even if youre spinning?
[11:34] <dunn> i'll just throw up a couple times
[11:34] <Spidey> i've never gotten the spins from beer thankfully
[11:34] <dunn> then fall asleep
[11:35] <Spidey> btw devil i'm gonna pwn your muptime :P
[11:35] <pinkboa> cringe.
[11:35] <devil`> spinning sucks and it sucks being driven home when your spinning
[11:35] <devil`> nu huh
[11:35] <devil`> whats your uptime
[11:35] <Spidey> Time is 2:33pm, computer has been up for 5w 2d 14h 7m 53s
[11:35] <devil`> fucker
[11:36] <devil`> i rebooted a few days ago
[11:36] <devil`> Time is 2:35pm, computer has been up for 1w 1h 48m 46s
[11:36] <devil`> ok a week ago
[11:36] <Spidey> >:]
[11:36] <ducklord> you guys need to drink like norgs
[11:36] <ducklord> represent!
[11:36] <Spidey> norgs?
[11:36] <ducklord> norwegians
[11:36] <devil`> My computer's maximum uptime: 6w 6d 23h 58m 18s, set on Mon, Oct 11 2004 at
[11:36] <ducklord> :P
[11:36] <Spidey> ahh
[11:36] <Spidey> how do norgs drink?
[11:36] <Spidey> damn devil
[11:37] <dunn> why didnt you just wait a minute and reboot after 7 weeks ?
[11:37] <Spidey> guess i gotta go for 8w
[11:37] <ducklord> Yesterday I had 10 bottles of bear and a bottle of bacardi
[11:37] <devil`> bear
[11:37] <devil`> lol
[11:37] <Spidey> damn, duck
[11:37] <ducklord> we drink bears in norway
[11:37] <ducklord> ;P
[11:37] <dunn> beer
[11:37] <ducklord> I know, dunn
[11:37] <ducklord> typo
[11:37] <Spidey> i'd be hurtin the next day after that
[11:37] <dunn> you drink beer and bear drinks you
[11:38] <ducklord> actually, I didn't even get that drunk
[11:38] <devil`> lol
[11:38] <Spidey> ;[
[11:38] <ducklord> could be because we were drinking the day before, too
[11:38] <devil`> i dont drink every weekend tho
[11:38] <Rjx> BRAINS
[11:38] <devil`> maybe 2 weekends a month
[11:38] <ducklord> just started up again once I woke up, and kept it going
[11:38] <Spidey> same here, and usually it's only 3-4 beers :\
[11:39] <Spidey> stomachs of steel, you norgs have
[11:39] <ducklord> the last year or so, drinking has been pretty rare
[11:39] <Spidey> or maybe i am just weak
[11:39] <devil`> i was havin a good time tho at the bar... after drinking all that, i had my
[11:39] <ducklord> but during the two years before that, I would go out and drink 10+ beers o
[11:39] <dunn> webcast of you dancing
[11:39] <Spidey> haha
[11:39] <devil`> more like dancing around the girls that were dancing on me
[11:39] <devil`> heh
[11:40] <ducklord> Rjx; I would like to take your jacket to the prom
[11:40] <ducklord> pimpster!
[11:40] <Rjx> devil`: if you were really that drunk
[11:40] <Rjx> chances are good that those weren't really girls
[11:40] <devil`> i was pissed tho...when the bar was closing this one girl walks past me and
[11:40] <Rjx> do you have independant confirmation
[11:40] <devil`> i was gonna dance with her earlier but couldnt find her
[11:41] <devil`> lol rjx
[11:41] <devil`> ;[
[11:41] <devil`> beer goggles
[11:41] <Rjx> it's more like a blindfold
[11:41] <Rjx> than goggles
[11:41] <timmo> the woman just linked me to
[11:41] <timmo> tunak tunak tan
[11:41] <timmo> i had to resist the urge to OLD her
[11:41] <Rjx> when are you bringing her in here
[11:41] <ducklord> hah
[11:41] <devil`> rofl
[11:42] <devil`> old!
[11:42] <dunn> i'll old a bitch right now
[11:42] <ducklord> "guys, meet my girl, Princezz14"
[11:42] <timmo> you guys are never meeting her
[11:42] <devil`> my shoes smell like dog shit
[11:42] <Rjx> it'd be hilarious if that turned out to be your mother's screenname ducklord
[11:42] <dunn> ducklord meet SwtNSeckz5823
[11:43] <dunn> you never mix real life with internet life
[11:43] <ducklord> nah, my mom is milfster11
[11:43] <timmo> dunn knows whats up
[11:43] <ducklord> and also, I agree with dunn
[11:43] <devil`> brb beer shit
[11:44] <timmo> if i brought the woman in here
[11:44] <timmo> where would i go to bitch about her?
[11:44] <ducklord> beer shit.. :/ It took me 30 god damn minutes to finish up earlier today
[11:44] <ducklord> true
[11:44] <Rjx> well she doesn't have to regular here
[11:44] <Rjx> you can just bring her by once or twice
[11:44] <timmo> thats not the point
[11:45] <dunn> devil and jestuh will verify this, we knew this guy online who told us about
[11:45] <Rjx> plus you can bitch about her to psychogirl
[11:45] <dunn> then he had the bright idea of using her connection to hold a channel
[11:45] <Rjx> while she's sharpening her knife collection
[11:45] <dunn> so we just scrolled old logs
[11:45] <dunn> of him cheating on her
[11:45] <timmo> im not even in contact with psychogirl
[11:45] <dunn> havent talked to him since
[11:45] <DigDug> .url tunak tunak tan
[11:45] <Tubbee> http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/daler/
[11:45] <timmo> and girlb might stab her
[11:45] <timmo> so all is well in that dept.
[11:47] <dunn> i think the funniest log was when he was driving her home after a night of dri
[11:47] <dunn> and she started throwing up out of the car window
[11:47] <dunn> and she ripped ass in his face
[11:49] <jmx> why would you use your gfs connection to hold a channel?
[11:49] <dunn> she was at college and he had dialup
[11:50] <fudamucka> does anyone from efnet hang on here or is it just a bunch of pretenders?
[11:50] <wind-> i'm a pretender
[11:50] <ducklord> OH YES
[11:50] <ducklord> I'm the greeeat preteeender
[11:50] <ducklord> preteeending that I'm doing well
[11:50] <swight> oooowa oooowa
[11:50] <Rjx> i'll stand by you
[11:50] <Rjx> i'll staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand by you
[11:50] <Rjx> oh ;[
[11:50] <wind-> oooooooowa oooo wah
[11:50] <wind-> lol
[11:51] <dunn> rocking out to the 50's is refreshing
[11:51] <swight> cleanses the palette
[11:51] <ducklord> I rocked out to that song in the car earlier today
[11:51] <wind-> i rocked your mom in your car earlier today
[11:51] <ducklord> not really a rock song, though
[11:51] <dunn> the original or efnet remix ?
[11:52] <ducklord> that explains the funky smell, wind-
[11:52] <wind-> stanky ho
[11:52] <ducklord> she said "I broke wind"
[11:52] <ducklord> lololz
[11:52] <wind-> <3
[11:53] <ducklord> <3
[11:53] <jonathans> WONT LET NOBODY HURT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
[11:53] <jonathans> ILL STAND BY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU ^o^
[11:53] <Zom> O_o
[11:53] <wind-> late
[11:53] <Rjx> i feel the bat was unneeded
[11:53] <jonathans> better than never
[11:53] <jonathans> the bat is who is singing
[11:53] <wind-> <3
[11:53] <wind-> haha
[11:53] <Rjx> well that's my worry
[11:53] <ducklord> hidden bat zing
[11:54] <jonathans> ^o^ .oO( DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET )
[11:54] <ducklord> singing bats?
[11:54] <Rjx> (._.) . o O ( preggers )
[11:54] <jonathans> \o/ .oO(i hate myself and i want to die)
[11:55] <swight> . o O ( idiots )
[11:55] <Rjx> should that be ~~~\o¬
[11:55] <swight> <snicker>
[11:55] <Rjx> *shouldn't
[11:56] <swight> actually "weirdos" is what I really meant
[11:56] <dunn> o(-<
[11:56] <swight> FLEX
[11:56] <dunn> o)-<
[11:56] <Peaceduck> hahaha
[11:56] <Peaceduck> o/-<
[11:56] <Peaceduck> o\-<
[11:57] <Peaceduck> o>-<
[11:57] <Peaceduck> o<-<
[11:57] <swight> o(-< HULKSTER!
[11:57] <dunn> o(-<|:
[11:58] <ducklord> what have you done ;[
[11:58] <dunn> ;[-(-<
[11:58] <jonathans> ^o^ .oO( LET ME SEE YOUR BOOTY DROP )
[11:59] <dekkon> oB(-<
[11:59] <dekkon> digdug's mom
[11:59] <wind->
[11:59] <wind->
[11:59] <wind->
[11:59] <wind->
[11:59] <wind->
[11:59] <wind-> rawr
[11:59] <ducklord> o/ o/ o/ o/ play the race card
[11:59] <jonathans> ^o^ .oO( JUST SHAKE DAT AAAAAAAAAAZZZZ BITCH AND LET ME SEE WHATCHA GOT )
[11:59] <jonathans> somehow i thought that would be funnier
[11:59] <Peaceduck> HAHAHAHAHAHHAA LOL OMG ROFLROFLROFLROFL
[12:02] <wind-> rjx, http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/5910/roughdraft0ry.jpg is this som
[12:02] <wind-> secret lives
[12:03] <swight> what the hell kind of idea is that?
[12:03] <wind-> it's just a rough draft, i can make it look a lot better but that was done in
[12:03] <wind-> taking pictures of people and have a different shadow for them
[12:04] <Zom> What the hell?
[12:04] <Zom> 20:59:56 <@jonathans> ^o^ .oO( JUST SHAKE DAT AAAAAAAAAAZZZZ BITCH AND LE
[12:04] <Zom> That just got me worried
[12:04] <Peaceduck> what the hell is that, wind?
[12:05] <ducklord> and why are you worried, Zom?
[12:05] <wind-> it's you
[12:05] <c-rock`> id hit it
[12:05] <wind-> i don't know, i guess it isn't what i thought it would be
[12:05] <Zom> ducklord: Looked as he was..
[12:05] <Zom> Hmm
[12:05] <Zom> Having a stroke perhaps
[12:05] <ducklord> I bet he was stroking it
[12:05] <c-rock`> nothin like a lil welding to the wall to red flag a nascar race
[12:06] <Zom> ducklord: Probably
[12:06] <Zom> ducklord: And that does not make it better
[12:06] <ducklord> you know, I would've understood you were talking to me without my screen t
[12:07] <Zom> You would? O_o
[12:07] <c-rock`> oh wow driver girlfriend fight
[12:08] <ducklord> ya
[12:13] <c-rock`> when i race cars i need a girl to go and yell at whoever wrecked me
[12:15] <Zom> You could use me
[12:15] <Zom> I have long hair
[12:15] <Zom> And looks like a bitch
[12:15] <Zom> The beard would be a giveaway though
[12:16] <Spidey> peng i got pwnd by a 540i 6spd last night
[12:16] <pinkboa> cringe.
[12:16] <Spidey> granted i have a humongous hole in my intercooler and get no timing
[12:16] <Spidey> but still
[12:16] <c-rock`> boost leak
[12:16] <Spidey> yeah it's bad
[12:16] <Spidey> doesn't even hit 5psi when i leak tested it
[12:16] <c-rock`> ill get my car out of the body shop soon
[12:17] <Spidey> the t/a? or you already fucked up the dub?
[12:17] <Spidey> t/a was totalled wasn't it?
[12:17] <c-rock`> i got hit in a parking lot a while ago
[12:17] <c-rock`> yeah
[12:17] <Spidey> ah
[12:17] <c-rock`> bent the rear subframe
[12:17] <Spidey> ;[
[12:18] <Spidey> damn i need foooood
[12:22] <Tarkaan> I was watching foxnews this morning and this dude was going on about his bu
[12:22] <Tarkaan> and he's like 'WTF??'
[12:22] <Tarkaan> then his weather map changes to all the people in the studio going DURRRRRR
[12:22] <Tarkaan> salsa dancing like morons
[12:22] <Tarkaan> he's all wtf, I'm doing the weather here
[12:23] <swight> Hefner: '80 is the new 40'
[12:23] <jmx> Women who have their ovaries removed may be at increased risk of dementia, a st
[12:23] <Tarkaan> then his 18 year old girlfriends are the new 9
[12:23] <jmx> so woman without ovaries are even more crazy than normal i guess
[12:23] <swight> yah, bet you feel 1/2 your age when girls 1/4 of your age are hanging off yo
[12:26] <timmo> the proper terminology is
[12:26] <timmo> "huffing your dong"
[12:30] <dunn> does ebay own paypal ?
[12:32] <|gamester> ya
[12:37] <timmo> http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/sets/72057594060827223/
[12:38] <timmo> http://www.boingboing.net/images/kdk_coffee.jpg
[12:38] <timmo> http://7deadlysinners.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kdk_coffee.JPG
[12:47] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[12:50] <DigDug> is wikipedia down for anyone?
[12:51] <Rjx> hold on i'll just check wiki
[12:52] <ducklord> it's up for the norg
[12:52] <DigDug> timmo: http://flickr.com/photos/trois-tetes/8911865/
[12:52] <ducklord> and down with the O.P.P
[12:52] <DigDug> http://www.flickr.com/photos/k3vin/9390862/
[12:52] <jonathans> def old
[12:53] <jonathans> cool though
[12:54] <jmx> http://spoox.org/eh/prove%20youre%20right.jpg
[12:54] <DigDug> maybe i should put some clothes on and do my laundry.....
[13:04] <dekkon> .link http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brokepeepmountainhigh4fw.jpg
[13:04] <poopy> dekkon - http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brokepeepmountainhigh4fw.jp
[13:07] <DigDug> a1This image has been scaled down to fit your computer screen. Click on it t
[13:08] <Rjx> IS YOUR PEN TOO SMALL?
[13:10] <DigDug> :(
[13:19] <c-rock`> small wangage
[13:20] <DigDug> it's small, but very cute
[13:21] <c-rock`> you act like its cool but when youre 17 and a girl is rubbing it saying its
[13:21] <c-rock`> shit sticks with you
[13:21] <DigDug> if you're 17 and a girl is rubbing your wang, you're not doing too bad
[13:22] <c-rock`> i dunno
[13:22] <c-rock`> i was skinny with a mustang
[13:22] <c-rock`> its not hard to find sluts
[13:22] <c-rock`> i mean she used to come out to the races with her boyfriend in a honda
[13:22] <c-rock`> it was you know, midnight in march
[13:22] <c-rock`> cold
[13:22] <c-rock`> shed have no bra on
[13:23] <c-rock`> with her bigass C cups in a t shirt
[13:23] <c-rock`> and hang out with me
[13:23] <c-rock`> and ditch her man
[13:23] <c-rock`> i wonder why he stayed with her
[13:23] <c-rock`> it must have been obvious i was fucking her
[13:23] <jmx> he had no self esteem?
[13:24] <swight> heh youtube dooown
[13:24] <DigDug> wikipedia down too
[13:24] <Tarkaan> the internet is down
[13:24] <swight> theriouthly?
[13:24] <DigDug> ya rly
[13:24] <c-rock`> who cares we got a rookie leading a race at texas here
[13:26] <zilvio> if anyone's interested in coding/exploiting topics follow me to #legions
[13:26] <ducklord> i'll follow you to HELL
[13:26] <ohnedich> duck hell
[13:26] <swight> rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!!!
[13:26] <Tarkaan> if anyone is interesting in getting a real job.. get your ass to work
[13:27] <Tarkaan> and quit it with your stupid sploits.
[13:27] <zilvio> i only thought some people would be interested
[13:27] <Tarkaan> you'd need 26 hours in a day to sploit everything in vista
[13:27] <ducklord> i exploited yo' mama last night
[13:27] <Tarkaan> and IE7 just came out
[13:27] <Rjx> i'd imagine several people here would be interested
[13:27] <Rjx> but spamming channels is poor ettiquette
[13:27] <Tarkaan> I just don't have that kind of time
[13:28] <zilvio> well I have many talks in blackhat/defcon parties.. you can check my corner
[13:28] <Tarkaan> throwing the condom in your married girlfriend's trash is bad etiquette
[13:28] <Tarkaan> that's two plugs
[13:29] <Rjx> zilvio: that doesn't make it any less inappropriate
[13:29] <c-rock`> speaking of work
[13:29] <c-rock`> i made 18 hours yesterdat
[13:29] <c-rock`> not too shaby\
[13:30] <Tarkaan> I get salary
[13:30] <swight> Chavez threatens to expel U.S. ambassador
[13:30] <c-rock`> i get flat rate
[13:30] <swight> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12239269/
[13:30] <Tarkaan> <Linus> I got a rock.
[13:30] <c-rock`> <333333333333
[13:30] <c-rock`> it was nothin but gravy all day
[13:30] <c-rock`> here to this 40k
[13:30] <c-rock`> here do this 20k at the same time
[13:30] <c-rock`> oh here cv boots both sides, and a serp belt
[13:30] <c-rock`> here we need this 40k out in an hour
[13:31] <Tarkaan> I need to get the oil changed on my drop
[13:31] <c-rock`> oh rear brakes? sure ill knock them out
[13:31] <swight> Man apprehended on White House grounds
[13:31] <swight> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12239161/
[13:32] <c-rock`> cv boots are the best though
[13:32] <c-rock`> they pay 2 hours a side and it takes like 20 min
[13:33] <swight> whaaa? FF3 alpha available for download???
[13:33] <Twin> -?
[13:33] <swight> http://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/nightly/latest-trunk/?C=M;O=D
[13:33] * Twin downloads before it disappears
[13:34] <swight> "Deer Park Alpha 2" is what comes up when attempting to install.
[13:34] <zilvio> sorry for disturbing you guys.
[13:35] <Twin> download the zip
[13:37] <Twin> i think deer park might be a secret code name or something.
[13:37] <Twin> cause i went through the installer
[13:37] <Twin> and it says Installing Deer Park Browser
[13:38] <Twin> http://www.mozilla.org/projects/deerpark/alpha2.html
[13:38] <swight> yup, using it to browse now, its an upgrade to FF, not seeing much differenc
[13:38] <Rjx> deer park is the name of ff2
[13:38] <Rjx> the branch
[13:38] <Rjx> if i remember correctly at least
[13:39] <Twin> i'm not seeing any diff between this and 1.5
[13:39] <Rjx> it's an alpha
[14:00] <ducklord> bad norgish
[14:09] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[14:09] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[14:10] <c-rock`> damn there goes roush car number 2 into the wall
[14:12] <swight> damn! there goes another rubber tree -
[14:12] <swight> damn! there goes another rubber tree -
[14:12] <swight> damn! there goes another rubber tree -
[14:12] <swight> PLAAAAAAAANT
[14:13] <ducklord> you are so weird!
[14:13] <ducklord> how can you be this weird!
[14:13] <ducklord> i am so weirded out by you
[14:13] <swight> *shrug* I'm canadian.
[14:14] <Twin> i need to go buy an eye patch i can fill with saline or something
[14:14] <Twin> my eye is so dry it's crazu
[14:14] <Twin> y
[14:14] <ducklord> and dressing as a pirate helps?
[14:14] <swight> and you think I'm weird
[14:15] <Twin> weno
[14:15] <Twin> but having my eye swimming in saline does
[14:16] <D1> whats a good word that says "you have no life"
[14:16] <Twin> D1
[14:16] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|brb
[14:16] <D1> ?
[14:16] <c-rock`> apathetic
[14:16] <swight> loser?
[14:17] <c-rock`> fat
[14:17] <D1> haha perfect.
[14:17] <hypr> also-ran, bomb, bummer, bust, deadbeat, defeated, disadvantaged, dud, failure,
[14:17] <Rjx> hermit
[14:17] <hypr> also-ran, bankrupt, beat, bomb, born loser, bum, castaway, dead duck, deadbeat
[14:18] <hypr> impotent, inadequate, incompetent, ineffective, ineligible, inept, inexperienc
[14:18] <D1> turkey eh?
[14:18] <ducklord> LOVE MACHINE
[14:25] <jestuh> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4876818.stm
[14:28] <jmx> lol
[14:28] <jmx> they just want to be as cool as the thundercats
[14:30] <SpacedOut> heh the first thing i saw when opening that was the word "butch" and a se
[14:34] <Tarkaan> url imdb soylent green
[14:34] <pinkboa> - "imdb soylent green": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/
[14:35] <ducklord> it was about butch cassidy and the sundance kid
[14:35] <SpacedOut> Soca are as lame as really
[14:40] <t3h-gr1m> Soca cats, HOOOOOO~!
[14:42] <dekkon> sodium hydroxide is pretty much just salt water right?
[14:43] <Rjx> wouldn't it by dihydrogen
[14:43] <t3h-gr1m> Sodium hydroxide is NOT salt water.
[14:43] <Rjx> soho
[14:43] <DigDug> isn't that lye?
[14:43] <t3h-gr1m> Yeah, sodium hydroxide is soda lye.
[14:44] <dekkon> k
[14:44] <jonathans> yes
[14:44] <jonathans> the fucking wikipedia page wont load
[14:44] <jonathans> but yeah
[14:44] <jonathans> noindex http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:2yoD4EsNTA4J:en.wikipedia.org
[14:47] <timmo> just got done watching thumb sucker
[14:47] <timmo> good movie
[14:49] <DigDug> yeah, wikipedia is down ;[
[14:49] <DigDug> SOUND THE ALARMS
[14:49] <Cyaniide> Wow, I was just wondering why wiki was down, then I walk in here, and...
[14:49] <Twin> you know
[14:49] <Twin> what is the secret ingredient in soylent green?
[14:49] <Twin> humans?
[14:50] <swight> SOYLENT GREEN IIIISSSS HUMANS!
[14:50] <DigDug> people
[14:50] <Twin> SCOOOOOOORRREEEE
[14:50] <swight> damn
[14:50] <swight> right
[14:50] <swight> people
[14:53] <DigDug> !!! INTERNET EMERGENCY !!!
[14:53] <Twin> i've never seen the movie
[14:53] <Twin> i was just guessing
[14:53] <t3h-gr1m> O_O
[14:53] <t3h-gr1m> Internet emergency? OH NOES.
[14:54] <ducklord> quick, Mowgli, to the intarwebmobile!
[14:54] <DigDug> Do away with everything you are indebted for not even paying an other cent.
[14:55] <DigDug> Go to our web site for in depth facts on the subject our structure at fees
[14:55] <Twin> is ample to achieve even proper english?
[14:58] <ducklord> yo mama
[14:58] <t3h-gr1m> I don't think it is, Twin.
[14:59] <t3h-gr1m> But you know how these spammers are. I get spam emails with random assortm
[14:59] <Twin> D- for effort
[14:59] <timmo> http://www.banksy.co.uk/films/index.html
[15:00] <t3h-gr1m> That's being generous.
[15:00] <ducklord> I was browsing through a few galleries with banksy pieces today
[15:00] <Rjx> anyone able to give me a cluepon
[15:00] <Twin> at least sense can be made from the sentences
[15:00] <Rjx> with regards to using strtok
[15:00] <Rjx> (C, not PHP)
[15:00] * Teck|brb is now known as TeckGecko
[15:01] <julianz> STRTOK YEAHH
[15:01] <t3h-gr1m> STRTOK MAN, OH YEAH
[15:01] <t3h-gr1m> *pelvic thrust*
[15:02] <julianz> =\
[15:02] <ducklord> quoth yo mama: give me more
[15:02] <ducklord> lasdf
[15:06] <dekkon> so when did mr t. decide to stop wearing the chains
[15:07] <ducklord> no one knows, dekkon, no one knows
[15:08] <swight> Dude must be 87, hurtin his back
[15:08] <dekkon> .url site:wikipedia mr t
[15:08] <var> maybe he's got degenerative problems with his spine from steroid use
[15:08] <dekkon> url site:wikipedia mr t
[15:08] <michael`> who is zilya18?
[15:09] * dekkon changes topic to 'dont you get it??? if you watch Crash then you are a racist | WH
[15:09] <swight> wikipedia, still down
[15:09] <dekkon> spambot
[15:09] <|silicon> .url uberg33k
[15:09] <Tubbee> http://audio.uberg33k.com:8000/
[15:09] <|silicon> :P
[15:09] <dekkon> .url i hate you |silicon
[15:09] <Tubbee> http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0380713055?v=glance
[15:09] <fawzy> .url dekkon likes boys
[15:09] <Tubbee> http://www.philipbrophy.com/projects/rpvcs/WomenInRock.html
[15:10] <dekkon> .url peter cotton tail should know better than to go near mr mcgregors garde
[15:10] <Tubbee> http://www.ecampus.com/isbnbrowser2.asp?isbnstart=0761
[15:10] <Peaceduck> .url tubbee
[15:10] <Tubbee> http://docsouth.unc.edu/neh/tubbee/menu.html
[15:10] <Peaceduck> .url tubbee geekissues
[15:10] <Tubbee> http://www.geekissues.org/
[15:11] <Peaceduck> .url wikipedia is down
[15:11] <Tubbee> http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-Syndrom
[15:11] <Peaceduck> .url hkyhds
[15:11] <Tubbee> http://geekissues.org/c/26130
[15:11] <notpinin> ;[
[15:11] <ducklord> don't cry, my little trooper
[15:11] <ducklord> the rainbow is at your feet
[15:11] <Peaceduck> ;[
[15:13] <c-rock`> http://is.rely.net/2-274-16964-l-vowA79vwzQ6iC0EdTZHBzw.jpg
[15:13] <c-rock`> blingggggggggggggggggg
[15:13] <swight> see that'll just cause accidents
[15:13] <ducklord> sweet
[15:14] <c-rock`> some raghead owns it
[15:14] <ducklord> ya
[15:14] <c-rock`> http://is.rely.net/2-274-16965-l-qxUDpqGA83TFBPp4AzVyng.jpg
[15:14] <Twin> said ragheads are also incredibly good at vehicle tricking and the high-speed
[15:14] <c-rock`> http://is.rely.net/2-274-16974-l-2k87xxZjJkifTSW4lMfZlQ.jpg
[15:15] <c-rock`> yes no ones denying the best cars in the world are in ragheadia
[15:15] <c-rock`> or that theyre enthusiasts
[15:15] <Twin> many a night i lay awake
[15:15] <Twin> wondering how they don't flip their cars
[15:16] <c-rock`> you got issues.
[15:16] <c-rock`> especially if youre all into drift now
[15:18] <Twin> neg
[15:18] <Twin> that last comment wasn't a reference to drift
[15:18] <ducklord> what the flip?
[15:18] <Twin> but towards that thing they do where they'll go really fast
[15:18] <Twin> then put their car on two wheels
[15:18] <Twin> and drive for like 200 yards like that
[15:19] <csqrl> damn
[15:19] <csqrl> that reflective thing is hot
[15:19] <ducklord> two words for you, Twin
[15:19] <ducklord> rockets
[15:20] <Twin> nah man
[15:20] <ducklord> actually, that's only one word
[15:20] <ducklord> but it's enough
[15:20] <ducklord> rockets, mang
[15:22] <Peaceduck> http://www.google.com/
[15:22] <Twin> i can't find the vid now
[15:23] <ducklord> .url rocket raghead car
[15:23] <Tubbee> http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/rocket
[15:27] <SpacedOut> http://grouphug.us/confession/682849492
[15:27] <SpacedOut> o_O
[15:27] <ducklord> what the
[15:27] <ducklord> hah
[15:27] <SpacedOut> yea thats what I said
[15:27] <Tarkaan> the fuck
[15:28] <ducklord> you actually read enough grouphug to find that?
[15:28] <SpacedOut> nah
[15:28] <ducklord> that was what I said "what the" about
[15:28] <SpacedOut> I have an RSS feed
[15:28] <SpacedOut> whish is wirse
[15:28] <ducklord> the timmo is all over the internets
[15:28] <SpacedOut> .. which is worse*
[15:29] <Thinkdu> #
[15:29] <Thinkdu> # Gilliam had trouble with studio producers over the black ending he wanted
[15:29] <Thinkdu> #
[15:29] <Thinkdu> # Gilliam had trouble with studio producers over the black ending he wanted
[15:29] <Thinkdu> what line?
[15:29] <notpinin> what film?
[15:29] <SpacedOut> Terrry Gilliam?
[15:30] <ducklord> must be fear and loathing! HAPPY HOLLYWOOD! HEHE
[15:30] <notpinin> there was a Jill in fear and loathing?
[15:30] <notpinin> ;[
[15:30] <ducklord> I have no clue
[15:31] <SpacedOut> I would think Brazil
[15:31] <ducklord> I doubt it ;[
[15:31] <ducklord> ya, probably
[15:31] <SpacedOut> If its terry Gilliam
[15:31] <notpinin> ahh Brazil
[15:31] <notpinin> haven't seen in like a decade
[15:31] <notpinin> ;[
[15:31] <ducklord> Brazil and Fear and loathing are the two only movies I know he did
[15:31] <SpacedOut> aside from the meaning of life
[15:31] <ducklord> there are probably more, though ;[ the norg is clueless
[15:31] <SpacedOut> thats all i know either
[15:31] <ducklord> well, yeah
[15:31] <SpacedOut> well I think he joint directed them all
[15:31] <Thinkdu> twelve monkeys
[15:32] <SpacedOut> But jones did most of the work on the other three
[15:32] <ducklord> monthy python
[15:32] <Thinkdu> the movie above was brazil though
[15:32] <notpinin> haha pen you liar
[15:32] <notpinin> ;[
[15:32] <ducklord> twelve monkeys? I DIDANT KNOW THAT
[15:32] <csqrl> ;[
[15:32] <notpinin> i'm looking at your paste on the brazil trivia page
[15:32] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[15:32] <csqrl> rg's game is in a few mins
[15:32] <csqrl> i don't want to go
[15:32] <csqrl> but i have to
[15:32] <Rjx> how long is it
[15:32] <ducklord> I haven't seen it, actually
[15:32] <csqrl> then sit around for two hours until it starts
[15:32] <notpinin> you want to go
[15:32] <ducklord> but it is on my "must see" list
[15:33] <csqrl> then sit around until it's done at 10
[15:33] <Rjx> take a pad of paper
[15:33] <Rjx> and a pen
[15:33] <csqrl> then sit around until we get back from the afterparty
[15:33] <csqrl> which will be 1-2
[15:33] <csqrl> i need to work and i'd rather just stay home
[15:33] <csqrl> but she's been weepy all day for various nonsensical shit
[15:33] <csqrl> so i have to go and be supportive
[15:33] <csqrl> FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
[15:33] <csqrl> maybe i can break my toe really quick
[15:33] <csqrl> yep
[15:33] <Rjx> tell her rollerskates are of masculine design
[15:33] <csqrl> putting plan in action
[15:33] <Rjx> they are like phalluses
[15:33] <Rjx> on her feet
[15:34] <Rjx> antifeminist
[15:34] <ducklord> she does rollerderby, right?
[15:34] <Rjx> prenup
[15:34] <Rjx> prenup prenup rollerskates rapekit
[15:34] <ducklord> that would probably settle it, Rjx
[15:36] <slackR> ok
[15:37] <ducklord> This was River Phoenix's favorite movie, and he had been filming Dark Bloo
[15:37] <ducklord> in your face, druggie
[15:41] <Rjx> demanding a prenup with a clause detailing phallic rollerskates is bound to end
[15:42] * Thinkdu is now known as Lazydug
[15:42] <ducklord> agreed
[15:46] <timmo> [16:37] [ducklord] in your face, druggie
[15:46] <timmo> he wasnt a druggie
[15:47] <timmo> the cia killed him
[15:47] <timmo> DUHP
[15:47] <timmo> -p
[15:48] <jmx> how come the cia can kill all these actors and musicians but they can't kill ca
[15:49] <daze> cause everyone would probably know who killed him
[15:49] <ducklord> they don't teach real history in norway :(
[15:49] <ducklord> unless castro was found in a pool of his own stomach fluids outside the vi
[15:49] <jmx> whats fake history?
[15:50] <ducklord> yo' mama saying she's 40
[15:50] <Peaceduck> url 40
[15:50] <pinkboa> - "40": http://www.at40.com/
[15:50] <Rjx> that was incredibly well-played
[15:50] <Peaceduck> !jester
[15:50] <Peaceduck> !rjx
[15:50] <pinkboa> ^o^ batman likes to tongue guys. :P~d:
[15:50] <Peaceduck> !jestuh
[15:50] <pinkboa> ;[
[15:50] <notpinin> http://www.ksat.com/travelgetaways/8520684/detail.html
[15:51] <notpinin> ;[
[15:51] <notpinin> !digdug
[15:51] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[15:51] <ducklord> what was well-played?
[15:51] <Tarkaan> I had some soylent brown once
[15:51] <Tarkaan> tasted like shit
[15:52] <jmx> im not really seeing how that proves anything about creationism
[15:52] <Peaceduck> i spoke with some christian woman the other day
[15:52] <Peaceduck> and she said that she thinks that one doesn't need to be christian to fin
[15:52] <Peaceduck> amazing
[15:53] <Peaceduck> ok laundry time
[15:53] <jmx> no, cuz god will find you and kick yo ass for not being christian
[15:53] <jestuh> ;[
[15:53] <Rjx> common sense is for heathens
[15:54] <jmx> cuz every diety needs to take time out of his schedule to rain down death and d
[15:54] <notpinin> haha what a gay site http://www.rejectedquotes.com/ noindex
[15:54] <Tarkaan> wow, slapped a woman, then did a ball-kick... you don't see that much in f
[15:55] <Peaceduck> gonna eat first
[15:55] <notpinin> 400 quotes in 18 months
[15:55] <Rjx> yeah notpinin
[15:55] <Rjx> that was that guy
[15:55] <Rjx> commie or something
[15:55] <Rjx> who kept coming by herre
[15:55] <Peaceduck> jester, you should mod for it
[15:55] <Peaceduck> they need your help
[15:55] <notpinin> i don't keep track of the idiots
[15:55] <timmo> man sundried tomato & basil wheat thins
[15:55] <Peaceduck> -=x
[15:55] <timmo> are the shit
[15:55] <notpinin> ;\
[15:56] <Rjx> Josho loves to assume things and being a general buttery person.
[15:56] <Spidey> man wtf
[15:56] <Rjx> haha
[15:56] <c-rock`> you are the shit
[15:56] <timmo> i know peng i know
[15:56] <c-rock`> so heres the question
[15:56] <timmo> hows the bagger chick goin?
[15:56] <c-rock`> i need to figure out if i wanna call tonight
[15:56] <c-rock`> im pretty sure im going to
[15:57] <c-rock`> and i dont know its weird
[15:57] <c-rock`> last time i tried to hit on her she said she had a boyfriend
[15:57] <timmo> she wouldnt have given up the digits
[15:57] <timmo> if she didnt want the cock
[15:57] <c-rock`> now shes quitting so i went in to try one last time and figure out not how
[15:57] <timmo> unless its a fake that is
[15:57] <c-rock`> so she was like
[15:57] <c-rock`> last day
[15:58] <c-rock`> and i was like yeah what am i gonna do now after work
[15:58] <c-rock`> she was like you can come to the restaurant ill be at
[15:58] <Peaceduck> she wants the cock
[15:58] <Spidey> backburnerrrrrr
[15:58] <c-rock`> and i said look can i give you my number, i dont want to just stop seeing y
[15:59] <timmo> wow peng
[15:59] <c-rock`> how about i give you mine? she said
[15:59] <timmo> thats creepy
[15:59] <c-rock`> and bam
[15:59] <c-rock`> yes
[15:59] <c-rock`> im creepy
[15:59] <c-rock`> i can still pimp it though
[15:59] <timmo> seriously
[15:59] <timmo> you went from smooth pimp daddy
[15:59] <timmo> to creepy guy
[15:59] <c-rock`> correct
[15:59] <c-rock`> im not denying this
[15:59] <Peaceduck> well, she still gave you her number
[16:00] <c-rock`> again correct
[16:00] <Peaceduck> ugh, sick in my stomach now
[16:00] <timmo> supposed number*
[16:00] <c-rock`> well
[16:00] <Peaceduck> fucking roomie keeps cooking a bunch of shit and then telling me i should
[16:00] <c-rock`> okay if she didnt want to ever talk to me again
[16:00] <Peaceduck> i need to stop living with grandmas ;[
[16:00] <c-rock`> all she had to do was take my number and toss it
[16:01] <c-rock`> i didnt ask for hers
[16:01] <Peaceduck> peng, call it
[16:01] <c-rock`> i offered mine
[16:01] <c-rock`> she gave me hers
[16:01] <timmo> dont listen to pen
[16:01] <c-rock`> im positive its legit
[16:01] <timmo> wait
[16:01] <Peaceduck> call it and day, "hey let's hang out on xx/xx/xx"
[16:01] <timmo> give it a day
[16:01] <timmo> then call
[16:01] <Peaceduck> oh wait, when did this happen?
[16:01] <ducklord> http://www.rejectedquotes.com/?429
[16:01] <timmo> friday i think
[16:01] <ducklord> that has to be the longest approved quote of any time and any place
[16:02] <timmo> sundays are bad days to be calling people anyways
[16:02] <c-rock`> no saturday
[16:02] <timmo> because sundays are gay
[16:02] <c-rock`> why
[16:02] <c-rock`> A. she works alot and B. she goes to college
[16:02] <c-rock`> sunday might be a good day to call
[16:02] <Peaceduck> waiting another day is also an option
[16:02] <c-rock`> i know shes not doing anything today
[16:03] <Rjx> tell her you were just cutting up raw chicken
[16:03] <Rjx> and you thought of her
[16:03] <Peaceduck> <3
[16:03] <c-rock`> oh yeah thatll go over great
[16:03] <Rjx> i'm helping you work the creepy angle
[16:03] <c-rock`> im not trying to be creepy
[16:03] <timmo> buy her an ipod
[16:03] <c-rock`> i just am. and only sort of
[16:03] <c-rock`> i thought of that
[16:03] <timmo> id say give her a call tomorrow
[16:04] <Rjx> timmo: you stole my line
[16:04] <timmo> ask her if she wants to get lunch or some shit
[16:04] <timmo> DAMN RIGHT I DID
[16:04] <c-rock`> i cant getr lunch
[16:04] <c-rock`> nigger i work
[16:04] <timmo> so?
[16:04] <timmo> you got a lunch break
[16:04] <timmo> faggot
[16:04] <ducklord> be classy, go for brunch
[16:04] <c-rock`> yews let me just go greased out of my mind
[16:05] <c-rock`> id have to be like give me diag all morning i dont want to fix shit just co
[16:05] <c-rock`> i dunno
[16:06] <c-rock`> maybe ill just text message her
[16:06] <Peaceduck> ( Y )
[16:06] <Peaceduck> ^-- peng
[16:06] <c-rock`> yes
[16:06] <c-rock`> this is a big step though
[16:06] <Peaceduck> just to clarify,
[16:06] <Peaceduck> (|) <--peng
[16:07] <c-rock`> im sorry that every bit of self esteem shattered apart the moment the woman
[16:07] <c-rock`> seriously id love to be the old confident me and help you all get ass and l
[16:07] <notpinin> hahaha
[16:08] <notpinin> that was like 5 years ago now
[16:08] <notpinin> get over it
[16:08] <notpinin> ;[
[16:08] <Tarkaan> charlton heston used to be one hardcore son of a bitch...too bad he went nu
[16:08] <c-rock`> more like 7 months.
[16:08] <c-rock`> you so know she came back right
[16:08] <Rjx> i vaguely remember trent reznor being involved
[16:08] <c-rock`> yeah that started it
[16:08] <c-rock`> the nin show
[16:09] <c-rock`> and oh look ive got a spare nin show ticket for july
[16:10] <notpinin> i'd go if i didn't already have PIT TICKETS for myself
[16:10] <ducklord> take the norg, he puts out
[16:10] <c-rock`> pit was fun
[16:10] <c-rock`> im looking forward to seats though
[16:10] <c-rock`> the warfield show was only 200 deep so it wasnt a pit but theres no seats
[16:11] <c-rock`> and then the arena show i had floor tickets
[16:11] <c-rock`> it wasnt like wild or anything
[16:11] <c-rock`> just lots of people
[16:11] <c-rock`> now i can not worry about that
[16:12] <c-rock`> also you wouldnt have those tickets without me
[16:12] <c-rock`> so fuck yourself.
[16:12] <Rjx> is the entire internet down today
[16:12] <Rjx> or what
[16:13] <Thuryn> the internet is closed on sunday
[16:13] <c-rock`> mister oh theres a nin tour?
[16:13] <ducklord> what else is down?
[16:13] <Rjx> seems like everything is timing out
[16:13] <Rjx> couldn't get to the national geographic site earlier
[16:13] <c-rock`> okay myspace still works not to worry
[16:13] <ducklord> SA just timed out for the norg
[16:13] <ducklord> but refresh ftw
[16:14] <Lazydug> .url myspace
[16:14] <Tubbee> http://www.myspace.com/
[16:14] <ducklord> I bring nothing to the table :[
[16:14] <ducklord> god damn, you ARE lazy, dug
[16:15] <Rjx> insane in the lindane
[16:15] <ducklord> insane is the new mundane
[16:16] <Rjx> i've thought over time
[16:16] <Rjx> what the worst on-hold music could be for certain services
[16:16] <TMH_> co-co-caine
[16:16] <Rjx> two i remember
[16:16] <timmo> you know peng
[16:16] <timmo> it makes me sad to see you this way
[16:16] <timmo> a man who once helped me get laid
[16:17] <Rjx> "don't stand so close to me" for the line that lets you get STD test results
[16:17] <timmo> and told me to stop being a pussy
[16:17] <c-rock`> cocaine by buckcherry for a drug addiction hotline
[16:17] <timmo> now reduced to a shadow of his former self
[16:17] <ducklord> "Tequila Sunrise" for AA
[16:17] <Rjx> "hit me baby one more time" for child abuse hotline
[16:17] <ducklord> wait, I don't remember what that song is about
[16:17] <c-rock`> im not even a shadow
[16:17] <timmo> margaritaville for aa
[16:17] <c-rock`> im a nothing
[16:17] <c-rock`> nobody.
[16:17] <timmo> just do what i did
[16:17] <timmo> start fucking someone you know you can get easily
[16:17] <timmo> and wait for her to love you
[16:18] <c-rock`> did that.
[16:18] <timmo> and crush her soul
[16:18] <c-rock`> oh
[16:18] <c-rock`> no
[16:18] <c-rock`> i just fucked a whore
[16:18] <c-rock`> a few times
[16:18] <c-rock`> and its boring.
[16:18] <timmo> close enough
[16:18] <c-rock`> i mean its fun but then its like okay now what
[16:19] <Lazydug> http://flickr.com/photos/gerald/124434376/in/pool-nycsocials/ <--bahahah
[16:19] <c-rock`> what do you say to that
[16:20] <timmo> i say as soon as you stop being a pussy
[16:20] <timmo> and act like a man
[16:20] <timmo> youll get a woman
[16:20] <timmo> until then
[16:20] <timmo> stick with your whores
[16:20] <c-rock`> i meant pens pic
[16:20] <c-rock`> but okay
[16:21] <c-rock`> i think if i can just not be overly creepy with paper or plastic
[16:21] <c-rock`> it will be okay
[16:21] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/How%20Awesome%20Will
[16:21] <ducklord> what the
[16:21] <c-rock`> haha
[16:21] <Rjx> also you know, as much as i'm getting sick of the whole "snakes on a plane" thi
[16:22] <Rjx> this deserves a paste
[16:22] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Free%20Plane%20Check
[16:22] <timmo> haha rjx you havent seen those books before?
[16:23] <timmo> haha
[16:24] <timmo> how is it
[16:24] <timmo> every picture i see of pen
[16:24] <timmo> he appears younger than the last one
[16:25] <timmo> seriously what are you 17?
[16:25] <timmo> also, do you have downs, whats with that pose?
[16:25] <Lazydug> it is the radioactive treatments
[16:25] <Lazydug> haha
[16:25] <Lazydug> that's hwat i am laughing about
[16:25] <Lazydug> that is the most awkward picture i have seen
[16:25] <Rjx> http://www.openwear.org/goatdug.jpg
[16:25] <Lazydug> hunchback of nyc 4tw
[16:25] <Rjx> possibly nsfw
[16:26] <Lazydug> ;[
[16:26] <Rjx> that's a poor photoshop job, but it's awesome
[16:26] <Rjx> because you really look surprised
[16:26] <Lazydug> thanks, timmo
[16:26] <Lazydug> i needed that
[16:26] <Rjx> like "why the hell am i holding a framed goatse picture"
[16:26] <timmo> also pen
[16:26] <timmo> the hair
[16:26] <Rjx> also http://zaza.ytmnd.com/
[16:26] <timmo> are you some kind of extra in a cyberpunk movie or something?
[16:26] <c-rock`> http://flickr.com/photos/omeyisland/124037475/in/pool-nycsocials/
[16:27] <Lazydug> haha yeah peng
[16:27] <Lazydug> female lizard
[16:27] <Lazydug> timmo: my hair is beyond my contorl
[16:27] <c-rock`> koala-lady http://flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/20144082/in/pool-nycsocials
[16:27] <Lazydug> control
[16:28] <timmo> pen
[16:28] <timmo> if you do anything though
[16:28] <timmo> er peng*
[16:28] <Lazydug> ;[
[16:28] <Lazydug> FINE
[16:28] <timmo> dont take pens advice
[16:28] <timmo> hes even more creepy than you
[16:28] <c-rock`> true
[16:28] <Lazydug> here is what you do, peng
[16:29] <Lazydug> google her phone number
[16:29] <c-rock`> good idea
[16:29] <timmo> [19:15] [DigDug] so i finally come into the starbucks when starbucks girl is
[16:29] <timmo> [19:16] [DigDug] and i'm like, "is your name jen?"
[16:29] <timmo> [19:16] [DigDug] and she's like, "yeah? .. how did you know?"
[16:29] <timmo> [21:58] [DigDug] haha i ran into her at the dunkin' donuts ;[
[16:29] <Lazydug> find her address
[16:29] <c-rock`> haha
[16:29] <Lazydug> and give her some candy
[16:29] <Lazydug> rofl
[16:30] <Rjx> find some random photos of her with her family
[16:30] <Rjx> photoshop all of their faces out
[16:30] <Rjx> replace with yours
[16:30] <timmo> like sure a scheduled OMG UR HERE TOO? HA HA THATS ODD
[16:30] <Rjx> give it to her sealed with a kiss
[16:30] <timmo> could work well
[16:30] <Rjx> and be all :D
[16:30] <Rjx> DO YOU LIKE IT?
[16:30] <timmo> but no, not in pens case
[16:30] <c-rock`> i think i should just text message her and be like hey we need to meet up s
[16:30] <timmo> because pen comes off creepy first
[16:30] <Lazydug> haha yea
[16:30] <Lazydug> well, that's exactly what i said
[16:30] <Lazydug> but i was creepy about it
[16:30] <timmo> texting is super informal and i think breaks the whole two day phone call rul
[16:31] <c-rock`> i dunno
[16:31] <c-rock`> i dont think so
[16:31] <Rjx> what's the two day phonecall rule
[16:31] <Lazydug> it was more like, "heyyy... you're here too, huh? are you going home to 574
[16:31] <Rjx> you don't call for 2 days?
[16:31] <timmo> basically yeah
[16:31] <c-rock`> seriously im not gonna play by any rules
[16:31] <c-rock`> im just gonna do it when i feel like i
[16:31] <c-rock`> t
[16:31] <Tarkaan> url imdb bladerunner
[16:31] <pinkboa> - "imdb bladerunner": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/
[16:31] <timmo> because if you call the next day, you come off as a creepy bastard
[16:31] <Lazydug> well then just duct-tape her limbs together and haul 'er off
[16:31] <c-rock`> why?
[16:31] <timmo> so you give it a couple of days
[16:32] <c-rock`> i can figure you know
[16:32] <c-rock`> that night
[16:32] <c-rock`> or in the morning
[16:32] <c-rock`> but the next evening isnt bad
[16:32] <timmo> it is
[16:32] <Lazydug> it is
[16:32] <timmo> it makes you come off like
[16:32] <timmo> one of those desperite guys who wants to make the fucking
[16:32] <timmo> and even though you are, you dont want to come off like that
[16:32] <c-rock`> no
[16:33] <timmo> i am the teacher now, you are the student
[16:33] <c-rock`> i dont want to make any serious moves early, just enough to show what my in
[16:34] <timmo> saturday is a bad day to get a number
[16:34] <timmo> because you call that night to do something, you come off creepy
[16:34] <timmo> no one parties on sundays
[16:34] <timmo> and its a long way away from the next weekend
[16:34] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[16:35] <c-rock`> maybe we'll just talk on the phone for a bit and be like okay lets go out o
[16:35] <c-rock`> but yes its bad
[16:35] <c-rock`> i figure tonight is okay if i paly it right
[16:35] <c-rock`> i just got to not be horny or creepy and im fine
[16:36] <c-rock`> i mean its not like i dont not know her, weve talked alot for almost a year
[16:37] <c-rock`> back when shed hit on me then i tried to hit on her and got denied
[16:37] <timmo> ok then try it
[16:38] <c-rock`> ideas on what to say?
[16:39] <timmo> just tell her you were hanging out, and came across her number in your pocket
[16:39] <timmo> and decided to see what she was upto
[16:39] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[16:40] <c-rock`> its in the phone
[16:48] <c-rock`> http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4351/p10100669io.jpg
[16:54] <devil`> what kinda car is that in
[16:54] <Rjx> http://65.36.225.227/images/richard-simmons-blubbers.wmv
[16:59] <c-rock`> a corrado
[17:00] <c-rock`> complete R32 drivetrain swap plus a turbo
[17:04] <swight> Richard Dean Anderson on Simpsons! :D
[17:05] <Cobb> hi.
[17:05] <Cobb> w2
[17:05] <poopy> Cobb Temp 59F/15C; Wind 6mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:02PMWEST;
[17:07] <jmx> is he making a bomb out of random household items while fighting gaoulds and tr
[17:09] <t3h-gr1m> :O
[17:09] <t3h-gr1m> He must be!
[17:10] <notpinin> new family guy?
[17:10] <t3h-gr1m> Patty and Selma have MacGyver-napped him!
[17:10] <notpinin> Golfer Phil Mickelson wins his second green jacket at the Masters in Augus
[17:10] <notpinin> THIS IS BREAKING NEWS?
[17:10] <notpinin> fucking cnn
[17:10] <notpinin> ;[
[17:10] <t3h-gr1m> :o
[17:10] <t3h-gr1m> I fucking WATCHED him win it.
[17:10] <t3h-gr1m> Big deal.
[17:10] <t3h-gr1m> I think my weekend was more interesting.
[17:11] <michael`> .url site:amazon.com apocalypse now
[17:11] <dekkon> richard simmons
[17:11] <Tubbee> http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005OWEG?v=glance
[17:11] <dekkon> i just dont know what makes this man tick
[17:11] <Cobb> meth?
[17:11] <t3h-gr1m> dekkon, it must be Gay Fuel.
[17:11] <timmo> http://mst3k.booyaka.com/catchphrases/index.html
[17:11] <dekkon> more like gay jet fuel
[17:12] <Cobb> gay jet fuel
[17:12] <Cobb> lol
[17:12] <Cobb> 300 octanes
[17:12] <Rjx> gayrosene
[17:12] <dekkon> gaysiel
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