Session Start: Fri Apr 07 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <jmx> is lame one of the requirements?
[00:01] <r3in> The score for http://geekissues.org is 6 out of 47
[00:01] <r3in> bah
[00:01] <jmx> haha, great requirements
[00:02] <r3in> Appears to be web 3.0 ? Yes!
[00:02] <r3in> well gee
[00:03] <r3in> i never would of guessesd that being web 3.0 would be a deciding factior of wh
[00:03] <jmx> cant be 2.0 and 3.0 at the same time
[00:03] <r3in> mhm
[00:04] <jmx> The would-be robber made threats and demanded keys to a van.
[00:04] <jmx> The van's owner was having a rough day already.
[00:04] <jmx> The bad guy ended up with a fist in the face and a trip to jail.
[00:04] <jmx> http://heraldnet.com/stories/06/04/06/100loc_a1fist001.cfm
[00:04] <notpinin> The score for http://fuckweb2.com is 13 out of 48
[00:07] <notpinin> that's the highest i can get
[00:07] <notpinin> ;[
[00:07] <jmx> web 2.0 is obviously a myth
[00:09] <r3in> test the award page
[00:09] <orge> web 2.0 is a fantasy!
[00:10] <r3in> The score for http://web2.0awards.org/ is 20 out of 47
[00:10] <r3in> BUT the first site listed on it for being a winner
[00:10] <r3in> The score for http://technorati.com/ is 9 out of 47
[00:11] <notpinin> lol
[00:11] <jmx> lol
[00:15] <dmc> english check
[00:15] <dmc> "my brother is several years younger than myself"
[00:15] <dmc> vs.
[00:15] <dmc> "my brother is several years younger than I"
[00:15] <r3in> first one
[00:15] <jmx> http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2006/04/06/local/doc4433ea318c633417120115.
[00:15] <r3in> you dont refer to yourself as I
[00:15] <notpinin> second one works with an 'am' at the end
[00:17] <jmx> WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal auditors on Thursday laid out a scenario of omissio
[00:17] <jmx> http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KATRINA_FOREIGN_HELP?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=
[00:17] <jmx> The GAO said that $126 million in cash came in from 36 countries after the Aug.
[00:17] <jmx> With plans lacking for dealing with such a large-scale influx, legal restrictio
[00:17] <orge> katrina was created by halliburton
[00:18] <notpinin> obviously
[00:18] <orge> lol
[00:19] <orge> timmo runs the hurricane machine at halliburton
[00:19] <jmx> im surprised that bush hasnt found a way to blame terrorists for it
[00:19] <orge> THE SECRET IT OUT!!!!!!!
[00:20] <notpinin> hahaha
[00:20] <jmx> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/wrong-pin-thatll-be-2-thanks/2006/04/06/114
[00:21] <jmx> A 65-year old unmarried Russian man is apparently so attached to his stack of p
[00:21] <jmx> haha
[00:21] <jmx> http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1649374,00180007.htm
[00:22] <notpinin> hahaha
[00:22] <orge> now thats love
[00:22] <orge> thats true love of the mongling
[00:23] <Kurin> http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/8491575/detail.html Girl, 5, Forced To A
[00:23] <johnstone> Porn still comes in magazines?
[00:23] <orge> sure it does
[00:24] <johnstone> No way.
[00:24] <orge> Way.
[00:24] <johnstone> Ok then.
[00:25] <jmx> he's 65 give the man a break if he's not hip with the newfangled technologies,
[00:25] <orge> someone should introduce him to the internets
[00:25] <johnstone> lol
[00:26] <Stereo``> then we'd have to bury the internet ;\
[00:26] <johnstone> All of them!?!
[00:26] <orge> exactlyyyyyyy
[00:26] <orge> MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuUUUUuUAhHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHHAhAHahHahHAAAAAAAAA
[00:32] <wntd> http://www.sinepisodes.com/images/side_elexis.jpg
[00:32] <wntd> http://www.ritual.com/sin/elexis_photo.jpg
[00:32] <wntd> yeah I'd say that's an improvement
[00:33] <Ifrit> I have movies
[00:35] <notpinin> you're an improvement
[00:39] * johnstone is now known as johnst|vi
[00:50] <Rjx> 'morning
[00:52] <Rjx> The Forrester study revealed that about 25 percent of online users had an inter
[00:59] <Rjx> Microsoft plans to launch a Web site to share the activities of its internal Li
[01:00] <Sohcahtoa> ;[ is fucking right
[01:02] <SirSpot> bahahahahahaha
[01:05] <Rjx> Scientists Discover Blue Ring Around Uranus
[01:05] <Rjx> fofofo
[01:06] <Stereo``> i thought we already knew there wer rings around Uranus
[01:06] <Stereo``> or was that Nepture
[01:06] <Stereo``> Neptune
[01:08] <Rjx> the hell is up with your connection
[01:09] <Stereo``> ok it's food time
[01:09] <Stereo``> i've started sneezing
[01:11] <Stereo``> argh fuck
[01:11] <Stereo``> i bit my lip eating supper so it's a bit swollen
[01:11] <Stereo``> and now i bit it again
[01:15] <Rjx> bird flu
[01:15] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Bragging%20Rights.jp
[01:21] <Rjx> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39821000/jpg/_39821251_turkeyap.jpg
[01:27] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[01:27] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[01:35] <Rjx> what? no
[01:35] <Rjx> we can't stop here
[01:37] <Rjx> awesome
[01:37] <Rjx> http://www.boingboing.net/images/imageResize2.jpg
[01:37] <Rjx> Scientists discovered the remains of a new giant turkey-like carnivorous dinosa
[01:39] * Rjx changes topic to 'http://crypto.nsa.org/f-21/CNN-Screenshot.png'
[01:40] <Kurin> hahaha
[02:43] * johnst|vi is now known as johnstone
[02:44] <johnstone> =/
[02:59] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[03:06] <Rjx> you think i'm dead, but i sail away
[03:06] <Rjx> on a wave of mutilation
[03:07] <Kurin> I can just picture a young goth gentleman serenading his sweetheart with that
[03:07] <Kurin> Singing softly under her window as she puts on black makeup
[03:07] <Rjx> haha
[03:09] <Rjx> with your feet in the air and your head on the ground
[03:09] <Rjx> try this trick and spin it, yeah
[03:09] <Rjx> your head will collapse, and there's nothing in it
[03:09] <Rjx> and you'll ask yourself
[03:09] <Rjx> where is my mind
[03:22] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:23] <Stereo``> this sounds like 80's music
[03:24] <Stereo``> but i can't think which song
[03:24] <Cobb> hi
[03:25] <Rjx> the pixies
[03:27] <Stereo``> i can't think of the tune, though
[03:27] <Katasaki> what song?
[03:28] <Stereo``> where is my mind?
[03:28] <Rjx> well the name of the song was in the lyrics
[03:28] <Rjx> yeah, there you go
[03:28] <Cobb> with your feet in the air and your head on the ground...
[03:28] <Cobb> try this trick, and spin it
[03:29] <Cobb> your head will colapse
[03:29] <Cobb> cus there's nothing in it
[03:29] <Cobb> and you'll ask your self
[03:29] <Cobb> where is my mind?=
[03:29] <Rjx> trying to find the most cheerful tunes on my playlist right now
[03:29] <Cobb> this one isn't very cheerful eh
[03:29] <Stereo``> weezer i'm undecided
[03:29] <Stereo``> a lot of the tunes are happy but the lyrics not so much
[03:29] <Rjx> need to find some new stuff really
[03:30] <Rjx> most of my playlist has bad associations by now
[03:30] <Stereo``> heh
[03:30] <Cobb> Rjx you'll be disappointed with all the new stuff
[03:30] <Stereo``> there are a couple songs that remind me of starcraft
[03:30] <Rjx> need to raid the hub
[03:30] <Stereo``> cause they were popular on the radio at the time
[03:30] <Stereo``> "you know you're right" by nirvana i guess is one
[03:30] <Stereo``> cause it was released in '01 or so
[03:32] <Rjx> throwing some greenday on
[03:32] <FlaVouR> wow
[03:32] <Cobb> speaking of music, the assholes running this country are now "fighting" P2P il
[03:32] <FlaVouR> south african internet FUCKED today
[03:32] <Rjx> yeah that's not news
[03:33] <Cobb> Rjx the law has so many loopholes...
[03:33] <Rjx> i know at least one person from here who has been slapped with a lawsuit
[03:33] <Cobb> they actually need a court order to scan your ip
[03:33] <Rjx> haven't you been reading the news
[03:33] <Rjx> you no longer need a court order for anything
[03:33] <Cobb> not here
[03:33] <Rjx> tapping domestic phoneline
[03:34] <Rjx> *phonelines
[03:34] <Stereo``> i'm a bad person =x
[03:34] <Rjx> detention without trial
[03:34] <Stereo``> i downloaded some music
[03:34] <Cobb> we are still "socialist democrats"
[03:34] <Rjx> where's "here"?
[03:34] <Cobb> .pt
[03:34] <Rjx> ah ok
[03:34] <Rjx> i'm over in the UK
[03:34] <Rjx> i was talking about the US
[03:34] <Rjx> wrongly assumed you were over there
[03:34] <Rjx> they're cracking down on p2p in portugal?
[03:35] <Cobb> well, the main internet operator belongs to the government
[03:35] <Cobb> so, they will lose money any way you put it
[03:35] <Cobb> and yes Rjx , they are
[03:35] <Rjx> take to the streets
[03:36] <Cobb> telepac has control of all cable, and dsl
[03:36] <Cobb> sooo , if you gonna start an isp , u rent it from them
[03:36] <Cobb> we are talking millions of euros worth of contracts
[03:36] <Rjx> do they have the authority to read the contents of traffic?
[03:37] <Cobb> unless you have a court order no
[03:37] <Rjx> if not, even if they make it a crime to use p2p services, people will have ways
[03:37] <Cobb> p2p itself will never be a crime
[03:37] <Rjx> in the US and UK techniques for encrypting connections/traffic have sprung up
[03:38] <Cobb> the contents can be illegal tough
[03:38] <Rjx> yeah
[03:38] <Cobb> but they are focusing on mp3 this week
[03:38] <Cobb> trend of the month or some shit
[03:38] <Rjx> well grokster et al. were shut down even though they had legal uses
[03:38] <Rjx> haha
[03:38] <Cobb> I just use a proxy
[03:38] <Cobb> for p2p
[03:39] <Cobb> good luck for them
[03:39] <Cobb> razorback was shut down
[03:39] <Rjx> really?
[03:39] <Cobb> all the .pt trackers too
[03:39] <Cobb> yes
[03:39] <Cobb> all the machines were seized
[03:39] <Cobb> and confiscated
[03:39] <Cobb> in both cases
[03:40] <Cobb> the irony is, you dont host a single file on a tracker...
[03:40] <Rjx> yeah, precisely
[03:40] <Cobb> its just managing traffic around
[03:41] <Cobb> cant wait for ruanda to have broadband :P
[03:41] <Cobb> and djibouti
[03:41] <Cobb> they'll take centuries to catch up with the law
[03:41] <Cobb> :)
[03:42] <Cobb> the riaa will have a shut fit so big they'll seppukku they're guts out on the
[03:42] <Cobb> *shit
[03:44] <Zeratulcr> most insane run of Scarlet Monastery ive been in...
[03:47] <Zeratulcr> managed to kill the cathedral chick boss before she rezzed the male boss,
[03:47] <Rjx> days like today i miss benzodiazepines
[04:02] <qoa> I wish iron ore wasn't going for idiotic prices in the auction houses 3 days af
[04:03] <Stereo``> yeah
[04:03] <Stereo``> when random stuff gets the price jacked it's annoying
[04:03] <Stereo``> esp. if you had a lot a week ago
[04:06] <Zeratulcr> silk got screwed up on my server
[04:06] <Zeratulcr> used to go for 90s...sits and 50 now
[04:06] <qoa> Stacks go for 2 gold on my server.
[04:06] <qoa> (silk)
[04:06] <Zeratulcr> dammit
[04:06] <Zeratulcr> silk is easy to farm too
[04:07] <qoa> Yeah.
[04:07] <Rjx> 1. No Multiple Databases per Hostname!
[04:07] <Rjx> Um, heh, so here's a NOT new feature we're NOT announcing this
[04:07] <Rjx> newsletter. You can now NOT put all your MySQL databases on the same
[04:07] <Rjx> hostname (e.g. mysql.notyourdomain.com or whatever). This will NOT let
[04:07] <Rjx> you access all your databases at the same phpMyAdmin area. This will
[04:07] <Rjx> also NOT let your new databases get set up instantaneously because you
[04:07] <Rjx> don't have to wait for new hostname DNS information to propagate.
[04:07] <Rjx> Dreamhost "April Fools" newsletters
[04:07] <Rjx> -s
[04:07] <qoa> I'm making an uber killing selling fused wiring.
[04:07] <Rjx> what game are you guys talking about
[04:08] <Stereo``> WoW is the only game i know that uses silver as well as gold :p
[04:09] <Zeratulcr> DND uses SP too
[04:09] <Rjx> a) what the hell is DND
[04:09] <Rjx> b) what the hell is SP
[04:09] <Zeratulcr> Dungeons and Dragons, Silver Pieces
[04:10] <Rjx> i'm way out of the loop when it comes to RPG/MMORPGs
[04:10] <Rjx> the loop looks like sand to me
[04:10] <Zeratulcr> DND is a pen and paper game...only recently turned into an MMO
[04:10] <Rjx> yeah
[04:10] <Rjx> last online RPG i actually played was L.O.R.D
[04:11] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure if i installed WoW or Oblivian or whichever new ones are around
[04:11] <Rjx> i'd lose precious weeks of my life
[04:11] <Rjx> like i did when "The Sims" came out
[04:11] <Zeratulcr> Oblivian looks pretty kewl
[04:11] <Twin`> i still don't know where the attraction is in wow
[04:11] <Zeratulcr> well i cant solo WoW...i need a mate to hang out with
[04:12] <Zeratulcr> its just boring as otherwise
[04:12] <Rjx> CHO
[04:12] <qoa> I only went to wow because the Lineage 2 server I was on got wiped. I started p
[04:12] <Stereo``> Oblivion isn't an MMO so it's easier to put down
[04:13] <Twin`> shit i had that happen qoa
[04:13] <Stereo``> cause you're not really in direct competition with anyone
[04:13] <Twin`> when i started playing neocron
[04:13] <Twin`> i did it cause a friend asks me to
[04:13] <Twin`> what does he do?
[04:13] <Twin`> quit 2 weeks later
[04:14] <Stereo``> getting in high end instances when you're the only one playing is a lot ea
[04:14] <Rjx> if there's one thing WoW is good for
[04:14] <Rjx> it is providing hilarious player stories
[04:14] <Rjx> not ingame stuff
[04:14] <qoa> Lineage was awesome because of the lack of rules and boundries for pvp. So it w
[04:14] <Twin`> that's what made lineage stupid imo
[04:14] <r3in> http://danielallen.diaryland.com/010607_87.html
[04:14] <Twin`> depending on where you were
[04:15] <r3in> my freind was a beta for lineage
[04:15] <Rjx> hey r3in
[04:15] <Twin`> it was entirely possible to not get anything done
[04:15] <r3in> he hated it
[04:15] <r3in> hey Rjx
[04:15] <Stereo``> the way i like pvp set up - by player, you turn it on or off, and if it's
[04:15] <Rjx> you and wind are dragging down our channel's hotornot score
[04:15] <Twin`> i beta'd lineage 2
[04:15] <r3in> i should up a new pic
[04:15] <Twin`> from the second i started
[04:15] <r3in> kick me out until then
[04:15] <Twin`> it was clear that game was designed for koreans
[04:15] <r3in> err sorry
[04:15] <r3in> lineage 2
[04:16] <Rjx> http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/geekissues
[04:16] <r3in> he was in the ntherlands
[04:17] <Stereo``> that's pretty random
[04:18] <Stereo``> Joe Dirt 2's plot
[04:19] <Twin`> i still demand to know why jeek is rated higher than dekk
[04:19] <Stereo``> that's a good question
[04:20] <Stereo``> r3in's picture is terrible though
[04:21] <Kurin> hahaha
[04:21] <Kurin> No that's a great pic
[04:22] <cleric_R3> damn computer
[04:22] <cleric_R3> im not sure the last thing i said
[04:22] <cleric_R3> but he was in the netherlands
[04:23] <qoa> When I played Lineage 2, it was on a 35x rate server, so there was almost no gr
[04:24] <qoa> Er 15x not 35x.
[04:24] * cleric_R3 is now known as r3in
[04:25] <Kurin> http://www.thepcspy.com/kittenauthtest
[04:25] <Kurin> GENIUS
[04:30] <qoa> That rocks.
[04:45] <Cobb> "that" makes no sense to me.
[04:45] <Cobb> 3 kittes + 3 kittens + 3 kittes then what?! get a prize? naked pics?
[04:46] <Thuryn> the joke is on the user, i think
[04:47] * azc is now known as azc|offli
[04:47] * azc|offli is now known as azc
[04:47] <Cobb> 3 kittens and says poney. the joke's on me for sure
[04:47] <Thuryn> well, the second i saw "OMG" i said "WTF" and closed it
[04:48] <Thuryn> but that's just me
[04:50] <Cobb> I went to 4 frames... then I alt+f4 the site
[04:55] <Stereo``> i like this kitten auth system
[05:02] * Cobb is off to lunch
[05:06] <Rjx> kffffff
[05:06] <Rjx> having trouble keeping food down lately
[05:16] <Tark-Work> oh dear (topic)
[05:17] <yorhel> hmm, isn't that the ubuntu firefox?
[05:18] <Rjx> what
[05:18] <yorhel> screenshot from topic
[05:19] <Rjx> uh, i guess
[05:20] <Tark-Work> looks more like the redhat firefoxx.
[05:20] <Tark-Work> x
[05:25] <Tark-Work> wow
[05:25] <Tark-Work> so I guess President Bush authorized Scooter Libby to leak classified doc
[05:26] * Disconnected
[05:26] * Attempting to rejoin channel #geekissues
[05:26] * Rejoined channel #geekissues
[05:26] * Topic is 'http://crypto.nsa.org/f-21/CNN-Screenshot.png'
[05:26] * Set by Rjx!~rjx@81-86-131-94.dsl.pipex.com on Fri Apr 07 01:38:59
[05:30] <FlaVouR> Much Rock
[05:30] <FlaVouR> www.theslashdogs.com
[05:43] <dougmoney> w2 tallahasssee
[05:43] <poopy> dougmoney not found
[05:43] <dougmoney> w2 tallahassee
[05:43] <poopy> dougmoney Temp 54F/12C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Fog; Sunset 7:59PM;
[05:44] <dougmoney> christ
[05:44] <dougmoney> coldness FTMFL
[05:52] <Tark-Work> ftmfl?
[05:55] <Cobb> w2
[05:55] <poopy> Cobb not found
[05:55] <Cobb> w2 faro portugal
[05:55] <poopy> Cobb Temp 66F/19C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Scattered Clouds; Sunset 7:59PMWEST
[05:55] <FlaVouR> W2 Johannesburg south africa
[05:55] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp 73F/23C; Wind 5mph; Conditions Scattered Clouds; Sunset 5:59PMSA
[05:55] <Cobb> nice :)
[05:55] <Cobb> Im gonna go for a ride when I get off work, yes I am :)
[05:56] <Cobb> no more daylight saving time
[05:58] <Cobb> url bobbers
[05:58] <Cobb> hum...
[05:58] <Cobb> !url bobbers
[05:58] <|sili> .url
[05:58] <|sili> ;)
[05:58] <Tubbee> hey ! tappes des mots boulet !
[05:58] <Cobb> :\
[05:59] <Cobb> oh , thanks
[05:59] <Cobb> .url bobbers
[05:59] <Tubbee> http://www.chopperdaves.com/
[06:02] <Tark-Work> chopper dave?!
[06:02] <Tark-Work> UH OH!!!!
[06:02] <Tark-Work> .url ftmfl
[06:02] <Tubbee> http://www.hondahookup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112287&referrerid=36014
[06:02] <Tark-Work> eew
[06:03] <Tark-Work> although that reminds me, I'm behind on Best of Craigslist
[06:03] <Cobb> Tark-Work that dave's site pretty much sucks
[06:04] <Tark-Work> I saw it was about motorcycles and closed it
[06:04] <Tark-Work> lil death bikes
[06:06] <Tark-Work> should I or should I not start using my new laptop
[06:07] <Cobb> do it! use it and abuse it!
[06:08] <Thuryn> <3 motorcycles
[06:08] <Cobb> if I EVER get around to figure out how to conf my gprs pcmcia modem in debian,
[06:08] <Thuryn> cycles teach you that your car isn't the safe little cage that you think it
[06:09] <Cobb> I love bikes too
[06:09] <Cobb> Ill try an get another one this year
[06:09] <ducklord> I love lamp
[06:09] <Thuryn> i love my little 250. such fun.
[06:09] <FlaVouR> Posgres
[06:10] <Cobb> I love my little xlc
[06:10] <ducklord> I love desk
[06:11] <Cobb> http://psybncs.underpt.org/~tatts/mota/harley1.jpg
[06:11] <Cobb> my baby :D
[06:11] <Rjx> ducklord: where was 'i love lamp' from
[06:12] <ducklord> anchorman
[06:12] <ducklord> also
[06:12] <ducklord> have you heard I hit it last night?
[06:12] <Rjx> who what
[06:12] <Tark-Work> Thuryn, my safe little cage will turn a crotch rocket jockey into a greas
[06:12] <ducklord> the blond from last night
[06:13] <ducklord> I went to pick them up, and she started kissing me as we were driving. Wit
[06:13] <Tark-Work> did you hit it with a base ball bat?
[06:13] <Rjx> haha
[06:13] <Rjx> nice
[06:13] <ducklord> I dropped the guys off, and we ended up doing it in the back of my car
[06:13] <Rjx> excellent
[06:13] <Tark-Work> boo-yah
[06:13] <ducklord> but as it turns out, our mutual friend has had a "crush" on her for years
[06:13] <Rjx> you hit it and admit it, mission accomplished
[06:13] <Rjx> oh
[06:13] <Rjx> ;[
[06:13] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, but that little cage won't protect you from another cage, SUV, 18
[06:13] <ducklord> and she said he would probably be upset
[06:13] <Thuryn> or that concrete wall
[06:13] <Rjx> buy crash helmet
[06:14] <Tark-Work> so you're gonna hit it again?
[06:14] <ducklord> so we agreed to not tell him. I got a text message from him this morning;
[06:14] <ducklord> and I said "no"
[06:14] <Tark-Work> NICE
[06:14] <ducklord> but he also asked her, and she said YES
[06:14] <ducklord> so I think he might hate me now
[06:14] <Tark-Work> you hit it and DIDN'T admit it!
[06:14] <ducklord> indeed I did
[06:14] <Rjx> D:
[06:14] <ducklord> so now she might dislike me too, because I didn't admit to hitting it
[06:14] <ducklord> but hey, I got laid
[06:15] <ducklord> and all was good
[06:15] <Tark-Work> if your hit it and after the fact admit it, you might not have to quit it
[06:15] <ducklord> true
[06:15] <Rjx> better than being smacked in the lips with a dead mole while you sleep
[06:15] <Rjx> but often you don't get a choice about that sort of thing
[06:15] <Tark-Work> yeah Rjx
[06:15] <ducklord> I would definitely hit it again, unless she thinks this is going somewhere
[06:16] <Tark-Work> sure it's going somewhere
[06:16] <Rjx> it's going somewhere
[06:16] <Tark-Work> fifth base.
[06:16] <ducklord> because that girl didn't hold back in any form, way or shape
[06:16] <Rjx> all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[06:16] <ducklord> boyaa!
[06:16] <Tark-Work> woooooooooo
[06:16] <Rjx> zinged
[06:16] <r3in> lets play stop r3in from staring at the comp mindlessly
[06:16] <Rjx> in all seriousness, i hope this helps cleanse any memories of prior estrogenic
[06:16] <ducklord> that is what I hope too
[06:17] <r3in> how the fuck do you do, if $nick is not on $channel preform
[06:17] <Tark-Work> get her butt
[06:17] <ducklord> we're not speaking anymore, too
[06:17] <Rjx> probably the most healthy thing right now
[06:17] <Tark-Work> you and she are no longer speaking?!
[06:17] <ducklord> agreed
[06:17] <ducklord> me and my ex
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[06:17] <ducklord> she went on a date last week, with some guy she used to hang out with whil
[06:17] <c-rock`> The inference is that NASCAR fans are bigots, and NBC News was hoping to ba
[06:17] <ducklord> and I didn't really handle that in any good way, so I decided it was time
[06:18] <c-rock`> It's hard to imagine that NBC News would try to entrap fans in a ploy to ma
[06:18] <Rjx> i severed ties with all my old friends
[06:19] <ducklord> because they were dating guys?
[06:19] <ducklord> or to start anew?
[06:19] <Rjx> nay
[06:19] <Rjx> mainly because i had a lot of good reasons to
[06:20] <ducklord> ok
[06:20] <ducklord> that's a tough thing to do
[06:20] <Rjx> family will get the same treatment as soon as the time is right
[06:20] <ducklord> so the Rjx will stand alone together?
[06:20] <Rjx> yes
[06:20] <Rjx> that's how it's been all along anyway
[06:21] <ducklord> I see
[06:21] <Rjx> just the Rjxs
[06:21] <ducklord> if that's the way you feel, it's probably a good idea to make a choice to
[06:21] <ducklord> it shows character
[06:21] <Kurin> Okay you know what
[06:21] <ducklord> btw, that wasn't a schizo joke ;P
[06:21] <Rjx> :p
[06:21] <Kurin> That thing people do, where a scandal about XYZ becomes XYZgate
[06:21] <ducklord> it was a band of brothers referral
[06:22] <Kurin> I hate that
[06:22] <Cobb> hum... qdb isn´t taking on new moderators, wich could mean that they can handl
[06:22] <ducklord> which qdb are you talking about?
[06:22] <Rjx> well i've been thinking about my childhood a lot, probably more than i should b
[06:22] <Cobb> bash
[06:23] <Cobb> I didnt have childood, just geekhood :(
[06:23] <Cobb> childhood*
[06:23] <Rjx> and really if i owe anybody anything
[06:23] <Rjx> its revenge
[06:23] <ducklord> depends on what you're hoping to gain from it
[06:23] * Cobb steps away from Rjx
[06:23] * ducklord steps closer to Rjx
[06:24] * Cobb slips into some kevlar
[06:24] <ducklord> telling people you don't need them anymore at all, is probably revenge eno
[06:24] * ducklord slips into some lingerie
[06:24] <ducklord> enough with the jokes
[06:24] <Rjx> i don't really want revenge
[06:24] <Cobb> pics pls!
[06:24] <Rjx> i just want them out of my life
[06:25] <Rjx> damage is already done
[06:25] <Cobb> dude, scrap it all and start over some place else
[06:25] <ducklord> I'm thinking that's his plan, Cobb
[06:25] <Cobb> sorry, didnt quite catch the whole conversation
[06:25] <ducklord> just waiting for construction to finish on his evil layer, so to speak
[06:26] <Rjx> enough of the depressing talk
[06:26] <ducklord> ok
[06:26] <ducklord> anyways, I'm pretty sure you'll do fine without them
[06:26] <Cobb> yay :) lets talk gpsr modems in debian :)
[06:26] <ducklord> if you really feel they're hurting more than they're helping
[06:26] <Cobb> gprs*
[06:26] <ducklord> hey, i have an idea
[06:27] <ducklord> what if we don't talk about gprs modems in debian
[06:27] <Cobb> :( its an issue of mine, I need to get it up
[06:27] <Cobb> THE MODEM I MEAN THE MODEM!!!
[06:27] <ducklord> omg lol so bashed
[06:27] <Cobb> dont u dare!!
[06:27] <ducklord> are we still being sarcastic?
[06:27] <Stereo``> fine by me if we don't talk about it
[06:28] <Rjx> submit it
[06:28] <Rjx> i'll kill it
[06:28] <Cobb> Rjx u a moderator?
[06:28] <Rjx> yeah
[06:28] <Rjx> i rarely mod anymore
[06:28] <ducklord> you're still a bash mod?
[06:28] <Cobb> get to work! need new quotes ! need to laugh a bit :P
[06:28] <ducklord> get naked, Cobb
[06:29] <ducklord> lol bashed
[06:29] <Stereo``> jestuh does the major part of the modding now
[06:29] <Rjx> yeah my account was reactivated a year or so ago
[06:29] <Stereo``> like, all of it
[06:29] <ducklord> ok
[06:29] <ducklord> jestuh is quite the eager beaver
[06:29] <Tark-Work> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/142248974.html <-- lawl
[06:29] <Rjx> i thought you said beaner
[06:29] <Cobb> but it says there they dont need mods :(
[06:29] <Rjx> was going to ask if you had some evidence pointing to the fact that he was mexi
[06:29] <ducklord> probably so you won't apply
[06:29] <Rjx> Cobb: have you seen http://www.qdb.us/ ?
[06:30] <ducklord> does pm worm now, Rjx?
[06:30] <ducklord> work*
[06:30] <Cobb> nope
[06:30] <Rjx> nay, i don't think so
[06:30] <Rjx> Cobb: bash.org is going to continue going downhill
[06:30] <ducklord> ok
[06:30] <ducklord> I wish we had a secret chan ;(
[06:31] <Cobb> oh, why's thats Rjx?
[06:31] <Rjx> many, many reasons
[06:31] <FlaVouR> politics
[06:31] <ducklord> because they only have one quote of the norg, last time I checked
[06:31] <FlaVouR> and lots of it
[06:31] <Rjx> politics, apathy, greed
[06:31] <FlaVouR> ducklord dont worry they have one FlaVouR quote too
[06:31] <Cobb> politics on a irc log site?
[06:31] <Rjx> that pretty much sums it up for you
[06:31] <Stereo``> mostly apathy
[06:31] <ducklord> also, Tark-Work: haha
[06:31] <Stereo``> noone wants to fix the stuff that's badly made
[06:32] <FlaVouR> and QDB - digdug fucken hates me . he always kills my quotes
[06:32] <Rjx> its a site that people here have put work into for more than 5 years
[06:32] <ducklord> I think there's like 10 quotes of the norg on qdb. they all suck, though
[06:32] <Rjx> it used to be important to a lot of people
[06:32] <ducklord> since pm doesn't work, and we don't have a secret chan
[06:32] <ducklord> Rjx: he's not a mexican
[06:32] <Rjx> what's with these homies dissing my girl
[06:32] <Rjx> yeah i know, he's penn gilette
[06:33] <ducklord> ya
[06:33] <ducklord> I have seen the secret jester pic
[06:33] <Rjx> i was the guy holding the gun
[06:33] <ducklord> yeah, the towel-head?
[06:33] <ducklord> I wasn't talking about that one, though
[06:33] <Rjx> it was actually some egyptian friend of jestuh
[06:34] <ducklord> yup
[06:34] <Rjx> but fuck that;[
[06:34] <Rjx> finding it very hard to deal with the constant mood swings today
[06:34] <Rjx> i'm all over the place
[06:34] <ducklord> because of meds, or because of you?
[06:35] <Cobb> I read nerds :(
[06:35] <Rjx> meds help treat most of the mood stuff, i still get bits of instability
[06:35] <Cobb> sorry, will take a break
[06:35] <ducklord> ok
[06:35] <ducklord> I can imagine that would be hard
[06:35] <ducklord> man, this is what i like about you, old man rehan
[06:36] <ducklord> you are so open about stuff like this, it helps me understand such conditi
[06:36] <Rjx> i feel the same way about you being norweigan
[06:36] <ducklord> ;[
[06:36] <Stereo``> it's not his fault he was born that way
[06:36] <ducklord> I'm part english, too
[06:37] <Rjx> i think something people don't often realise is that you can be a happy person
[06:37] <ducklord> true
[06:37] <Rjx> it just involves the struggle to keep yourself level-headed during that time
[06:37] <ducklord> including me, some time ago
[06:38] <ducklord> I used to have trouble understanding depressions and whatnot
[06:38] <Stereo``> i've been depressed, and it's never really logical
[06:38] <ducklord> I always had the "damn, just snap out of it" mentality
[06:38] <Rjx> yeah
[06:38] <Rjx> the feeling is very different from just sadness
[06:38] <Stereo``> it'll just be something small that pushes me over, and then i can't cheer
[06:38] <ducklord> but talking to people about it
[06:38] <ducklord> like you, and the ex
[06:39] <Rjx> it's more of an empty disconnected feeling
[06:39] <ducklord> I understand that there's no logical explanation
[06:39] <Rjx> like, utter dispair
[06:39] <Rjx> despair?
[06:39] <ducklord> ya
[06:39] <ducklord> despair, I think
[06:39] <Rjx> ;[ spelling being corrected by a foreigner
[06:39] * Stereo`` wanders off to get a drink
[06:39] <Cobb> LOL
[06:39] <ducklord> I have a spelling question for you too, actually
[06:39] <ducklord> is it "realise" or "realize" ?
[06:40] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure its the former, but 'ise' and 'ize' spelling differs in america
[06:40] <ducklord> probably
[06:40] <Zeratulcr> depends, different countries spell differently
[06:40] <Zeratulcr> yeh
[06:40] <ducklord> I always get confused
[06:40] <Rjx> actually it might be realize
[06:40] <Rjx> i don't know until i type it
[06:40] <ducklord> I often go with "ize"
[06:40] <ducklord> [15:35] <Rjx> i think something people don't often realise
[06:40] <ducklord> no help there ;(
[06:41] <Rjx> wtfff
[06:41] <Rjx> my personalities must be of different nationalities ;[
[06:41] <ducklord> hah
[06:41] <ducklord> ya
[06:41] <Stereo``> i think i use "ise" way too much
[06:41] <Rjx> self-burn
[06:41] <Stereo``> like in words that are "ize" everywhere
[06:41] <ducklord> the problem with learning english for the norg
[06:41] <Rjx> nobody will really make anything out of it though, it'd only be an issue if you
[06:41] <ducklord> is that the different english teachers I had also differed in what english
[06:42] <ducklord> some would be "british or nothing at all", but some were just as americana
[06:42] <Rjx> its the same with colour/color
[06:42] <Rjx> you can use either, but americans tend to complain about the 'extra u'
[06:42] <ducklord> colour being british?
[06:42] <ducklord> ya
[06:42] <Rjx> so you can avoid having to hear whining by just dropping it
[06:42] <Rjx> :x
[06:42] <Stereo``> and then there's html
[06:42] <Stereo``> which uses color
[06:42] <Rjx> yeah
[06:42] <Rjx> well html was pioneered in the US
[06:42] <Stereo``> i've got used to typing colour when it's outside tags
[06:43] <ducklord> If I ever had a very strict teacher, they would probably be disappointed b
[06:43] <Stereo``> but color in tags
[06:43] <Stereo``> =x
[06:43] <Rjx> yeah
[06:43] <Rjx> it becomes automatic
[06:43] <Cobb> colored doesn't seem right, coloured is more comfy
[06:43] <Rjx> its the same in CSS
[06:43] <ducklord> luckily, my high school english teacher was at my level
[06:43] <Stereo``> bbcode i guess it's called uses [color=] so i do that
[06:43] <Rjx> ducklord: you write better english on irc than a large quantity of people from
[06:44] <ducklord> I probably make more of an effort, too
[06:44] <Rjx> something i've always found pretty fascinating about people from other areas of
[06:44] <ducklord> so people won't flame me on the forums, for being a norg
[06:44] <Rjx> being fluent in a language that isn't their mother tongue
[06:44] <Rjx> haha
[06:44] <Cobb> english is not that hard
[06:44] <Rjx> like, i couldn't imagine talking fluently to people in french for instance
[06:44] <Rjx> in normal conversation
[06:44] <Stereo``> internet is a good way to learn spelling cause there are lots of people wi
[06:44] <Cobb> french is not very hard
[06:44] <Rjx> or right
[06:44] <ducklord> I'm not that good at the speaking part, though
[06:44] <Rjx> well it isn't a matter of hard
[06:45] <Rjx> its the different mindset of communicating fluently
[06:45] <Rjx> in a completely different language
[06:45] <ducklord> like, I know all the words, and I know what I'm going to say. I could prob
[06:45] <Cobb> but I live in a latin country, so all latin languages are pretty similar
[06:45] <ducklord> but when it comes out, it sounds somewhat retarded
[06:45] <Rjx> being able to go from thought->speech without having an intermediate form
[06:45] <Stereo``> although i've talked to someone in french and they said my french sounded
[06:45] <Stereo``> cause i never really learned the "slang"
[06:45] <Rjx> ah yeah
[06:45] <ducklord> english and norwegian isn't that far apart, really. Neither is german
[06:45] <Cobb> the trick is to "think" in the language you want to speak
[06:46] <Rjx> ducklord: you'd likely have trouble with a lot of british accents, outside of l
[06:46] <Cobb> brummy accents
[06:46] <ducklord> but you'll never find an english speaker that would speak norwegian perfec
[06:46] <Rjx> even sara has trouble with them, and she speaks fluent english as a first langu
[06:46] <ducklord> probably
[06:46] <Rjx> i sometimes have to translate
[06:47] <Cobb> for me, one of the hardest languages to understand and speak fluently is germa
[06:47] <Rjx> that's because german isn't a language
[06:47] <Rjx> its a throat disease
[06:47] <Cobb> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[06:47] <Rjx> NEIN NEIN MEIN PFERD IST KAPUTT
[06:47] <Cobb> being tipically brit are we?
[06:48] <Rjx> FUMF FLUFZEUG
[06:48] <ducklord> I decided to take up french because german was too damn ugly
[06:48] <FlaVouR> your horse is broken?/
[06:48] <Cobb> you lot will never ever ever in a million years like them
[06:48] <Rjx> yeah that's all i really know how to say
[06:48] <ducklord> but I quickly realiZed that french was just as bad
[06:48] <Rjx> after taking german for 2 years
[06:48] <Rjx> the teachers kept quitting
[06:48] <Rjx> most of them after being forced to say 'g6' in german over and over again
[06:48] <ducklord> strangely enough, I've had french for 5 years, and I can hardly count to 2
[06:48] <Rjx> vividly remember one flipping out and saying 'WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT GAY SEX??'
[06:49] <ducklord> but in german I can say almost any number
[06:49] <ducklord> because it's more logical
[06:49] <Cobb> ein zwei drei vier
[06:49] <Rjx> i'm enjoying japanese as a language
[06:49] <Cobb> funf
[06:49] <Cobb> sex
[06:49] <Cobb> sieben
[06:49] <Cobb> blah blah blah
[06:49] <Cobb> its not that I cant speak, its just hard to string sentences together
[06:49] <ducklord> brb, dinner
[06:50] <Cobb> but, portuguese, spanish, french, italian and romenian are very much alike
[06:51] <Cobb> altough that, apart from portuguese, im MORE fluent in english than any other
[06:51] <Tark-Work> romanian uses the cyrillic alphabet.
[06:51] <Cobb> !?
[06:51] <Cobb> no it doesn't
[06:52] <Cobb> only country in europe that uses it is greece
[06:52] <Tark-Work> I'm talking about the country that shares a border with bulgaria.
[06:52] <Cobb> romenia
[06:52] <Cobb> yes
[06:52] <Cobb> they use normal alphabet
[06:52] <Tark-Work> commonly?
[06:52] <Cobb> yes
[06:52] <Cobb> its a latin language
[06:53] <Tark-Work> the times I've seen the language, I've had to transliterate it from cyril
[06:53] <Cobb> from romenia? are you sure?
[06:54] <Cobb> we use signs like ~^´` and ç but thats all
[06:54] <Tark-Work> yes. but in retrospect, they all also spoke russian, so they were probab
[06:54] <Cobb> ç meaning s
[06:54] <Tark-Work> holy fuck you're right
[06:54] <Tark-Work> all this time
[06:54] <Cobb> the official language in romenia uses normal alphabet
[06:54] <Tark-Work> making me fucking transliterate
[06:55] <mef> huh http://www.conranshop.co.uk/ProductDetails.aspx?pid=297103&cid=TechnoBoy
[06:55] <Tark-Work> bulgarian uses cyrillic though right?
[06:55] <Tark-Work> NATIVELY
[06:55] <Rjx> "I've talked to some who have said, 'This is going to sabotage our abstinence m
[06:55] <Cobb> Tark-Work, I have no idea
[06:55] <Rjx> talking about the anti cervical cancer drug
[06:55] <Cobb> but I can check
[06:56] <Tark-Work> I'll google the embassy
[06:56] <Tark-Work> ok. that guy wasn't fucking with me
[06:57] <Tark-Work> christians would rather people die in sin than live in sin.
[06:57] <Cobb> Later the Slav alphabet spread among other Slav peoples. It is the prototype o
[06:57] <Tark-Work> it's a sickness they all share
[06:57] <Stereo``> it's like a hightech semaphore system =x
[06:57] <Cobb> yes Tark-Work its cyrillic
[06:57] <Stereo``> wave the rabbits ears
[06:57] <Tark-Work> yeah
[06:58] <Tark-Work> so those romenian fuckers were jacking me off
[06:58] <Tark-Work> ass holes
[06:58] <Cobb> almost all countries from the "old" block use cyrillic
[06:58] <Cobb> except poland
[06:58] <Cobb> and the ex jugoslavia
[06:58] <Cobb> they have their own thing going
[06:59] <Tark-Work> the perpetual european shitstorm formerly known as yugoslavia.
[06:59] <Cobb> yes, too many different ppl for so little space
[06:59] <Cobb> even the turks use the latin alphabet
[07:00] <Stereo``> how many countries did it turn into, 7?
[07:00] <Cobb> 5
[07:00] <Tark-Work> analagous to the perpetual midd-le eastern shitstorm formerly known as ir
[07:00] <Cobb> europe is like a patch blanket
[07:00] <Tark-Work> Boznia, Albania, Serbia, Croatia, and ... fuck.. DAMN IT I SUCK AT THIS
[07:00] <Cobb> montenegro
[07:00] <Tark-Work> goddamn it
[07:00] <mef> hot http://www.elsewares.com/commerce/Skull-&-Bones-Silk-Ties_MPD415.html
[07:01] <Cobb> wich translates as black mountain
[07:01] <Tark-Work> as opposed to montefaggot
[07:01] <Cobb> LOL
[07:01] <Tark-Work> which translates to brokeback mounevermind
[07:01] <Cobb> dude, I watched that! :|
[07:01] <Cobb> with the wife
[07:01] <Tark-Work> meh, I'm not into romances.
[07:02] <Tark-Work> should have got her in the butt after
[07:02] <Cobb> hardcore cowboy gay romances at that please
[07:02] <Stereo``> i keep thinking "herzegovenia" and i don't know why
[07:02] <notpinin> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16822148064
[07:02] <Tark-Work> gay or not gay, it looked boring
[07:02] <notpinin> ;[
[07:02] <Cobb> Stereo`` its bosnia-herzegovina
[07:02] <Tark-Work> Stereo, no one talks about that anymore
[07:02] <Stereo``> oh, ok
[07:03] <Stereo``> i liked it better when it was Yugoslavia
[07:03] <Cobb> its old news, we need a new war in europe
[07:03] <Cobb> chechnia is too far away
[07:03] <Tark-Work> they call it bosnia which you can replace the b with a v and go vosnia wh
[07:03] <Cobb> and controlled by russia
[07:03] <notpinin> v for vendetta
[07:03] <Cobb> we need the greeks to declare war on turkey
[07:03] <Stereo``> yes, if you switch 3 letters in the name it says vagina
[07:03] <Stereo``> and move the other ones around a bit
[07:04] <Tark-Work> am I the only one who thought "v for vagina" when that film was announced
[07:04] <Rjx> Before the road, tarp your load
[07:04] <Rjx> Coat your pole before the hole
[07:04] <Cobb> the funny thing about all these countries, is that none of them is more than 4
[07:04] <Rjx> wrap it before you tap it
[07:04] <ducklord> notpinin hellllo
[07:04] <Tark-Work> apparently Prague is pretty happenin
[07:04] <ducklord> indeed it is
[07:04] <Tark-Work> from what I've been told
[07:05] <ducklord> I'm planning to go to Prague sometime soon
[07:05] <Cobb> chec republic
[07:05] <Cobb> those guys did it properly
[07:05] <Tark-Work> two countries.
[07:05] <Cobb> got it split up and got done with it
[07:05] <ducklord> also, beer costs 1/10th of what it does in .no
[07:05] <Tark-Work> in iraq we need 3.
[07:06] <Tark-Work> if I were in .no I would brew lagers all day in the permafrost
[07:06] <Tark-Work> build a lagering pit in my basement
[07:06] <Cobb> ducklord anywhere in europe, except for the uk everything costs 1/10 of whats
[07:06] <ducklord> mostly
[07:06] <Tark-Work> I would have gallons upon gallons of beer on tap ALL THE TIME
[07:06] <ducklord> but eastern europe is still the cheapest
[07:07] <Cobb> here, 1 beer = 1 euro
[07:07] <Tark-Work> big kegerators
[07:07] <Cobb> yes, indeed
[07:07] <ducklord> here, 1 beer = 7 euros or more
[07:07] <Cobb> and I mean one 33cl beer
[07:07] <ducklord> well, at pubs etc
[07:07] <Cobb> not a 20cl glass
[07:07] <Cobb> thats 75cents
[07:07] <ducklord> I was talking abot 0,4l glasses
[07:07] <ducklord> aboooot
[07:07] <Tark-Work> my house would be a den of sin and poker and beer and whoredom covered wi
[07:07] <Cobb> 1.20€
[07:07] <ducklord> I would come, Tark-Work
[07:08] <Tark-Work> yes, shortly after you arrived
[07:08] <ducklord> some of my main interests are poker and alcohol
[07:08] <ducklord> bad planning being born in norway
[07:08] <Cobb> but if you buy it in the supermarket its dead cheap tough
[07:08] <Cobb> like 30 cents a bottle
[07:08] <Cobb> ducklord go to lituania and buy vodka
[07:08] <Cobb> easy
[07:09] <Cobb> its near
[07:09] <Cobb> you can take the ferry
[07:09] <Cobb> or something :\
[07:09] <Cobb> or maybe finland
[07:09] <Stereo``> just get a small man with a big boat
[07:09] <Stereo``> to do it for you
[07:10] <Cobb> btw, speaking of northies, Im going to have some friends over from iceland
[07:10] <Cobb> this weekend
[07:10] <Cobb> they are bringing hákarl
[07:10] <Cobb> didn't knew what the fuck that was, then I googled it. now im scared...
[07:11] <Stereo``> ah, such a secure password
[07:11] <Stereo``> "88888888"
[07:11] <Stereo``> plus i can type it with 1 finger
[07:12] <Cobb> ducklord, just get your tickets and come visit, its warm and sunny, and the be
[07:12] <ducklord> agreed
[07:12] <ducklord> but I'm not really allowed to bring jack shit back to n.o
[07:13] <Cobb> nothing at all?
[07:13] <ducklord> well, some
[07:13] <Cobb> not even a carton of smokes?
[07:13] <ducklord> if I go to sweden, I can bring home 4litres of beer, 2 litres of wine/1 li
[07:13] <Cobb> or some booze?
[07:13] <ducklord> I don't know the limit on smokes
[07:13] <ducklord> but probably only a carton
[07:13] <Cobb> spain has liberated the price on smokes
[07:13] <Cobb> one pack = 1.25 :D
[07:14] <Stereo``> hmm
[07:14] <Stereo``> dunno whether to go to bed now
[07:14] <Cobb> almost any brand, even imports
[07:14] <Stereo``> or to just stay up for another 8-9 hours
[07:14] <Stereo``> and then go to bed
[07:15] <Rendiew> man, fuck people who call me while I'm chewing >:(
[07:15] <ducklord> so, you're spanish, Cobb?
[07:15] <Cobb> nope
[07:15] <ducklord> where you from?
[07:15] <Agent43> shit!
[07:15] <ducklord> I doubt that, Agent43
[07:15] <Cobb> .pt
[07:15] <FlaVouR> !cc .pt
[07:15] <FlaVouR> cc .pt
[07:16] <ducklord> portugal?
[07:16] <Cobb> yes
[07:16] <FlaVouR> isnt that pl
[07:16] <ducklord> ah, same as Gomo
[07:16] <FlaVouR> ?
[07:16] <ducklord> or whats his name
[07:16] <Cobb> pl is poland
[07:16] <ducklord> pl is poland
[07:16] <Rendiew> btw what is the best source to download mirc stuff from nowadays? I'm at w
[07:16] <Rendiew> packetnews still good?
[07:16] <Cobb> u got another portuguese here? where?
[07:17] <Cobb> we are a bit scarce around these parts
[07:18] <Cobb> speaking of wich, i must be idling...
[07:18] <Cobb> bbl
[07:18] <Kurin> Is snow around
[07:21] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:22] <ducklord> ok peeps
[07:22] <ducklord> time to go on a 3 day drinking binge
[07:23] <FlaVouR> Nord
[07:23] <ducklord> I have bought alcohol for about 100 euros. Man, I wish I lived in a cheape
[07:23] <ducklord> see you all on sunday
[07:23] <ducklord> pz
[07:23] <FlaVouR> doesnt the state sponsor you vodka?
[07:23] <ducklord> no :(
[07:27] <r3in> if you use a opensource language to write somthing
[07:27] <r3in> you are under agreement that you cannot copyright it right?
[07:27] <Rjx> copyright what
[07:27] <Kurin> I doubt it
[07:27] <r3in> the shit you wrote in the language
[07:27] <Rjx> that's your property
[07:27] <r3in> yes,
[07:27] <Rjx> it is copyrighted
[07:28] <r3in> no its noyt
[07:28] <r3in> not by being yours
[07:28] <r3in> you have to register it and shit first
[07:28] <Rjx> if you make modifications to the language interpreter/compiler
[07:28] <notpinin> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/10/31/MNG2LFGJFT1
[07:28] <notpinin> >;[
[07:28] <Kurin> Works are copyrighted as soon as they are created
[07:28] <Rjx> well i don't know about your specific country
[07:28] <Rjx> but in the US/UK and most countries
[07:28] <Rjx> yeah
[07:28] <Rjx> everything is copyrighted as soon as you create it
[07:28] <Rjx> you can register it with the copyright office for future proof
[07:29] <Rjx> but it is copyright of you by default
[07:29] <r3in> but you have to prove that it was on that date
[07:29] <r3in> thus registered mail
[07:29] <Rjx> registered mail?
[07:29] <r3in> okay
[07:29] <r3in> then whats the point of opensource
[07:29] <Rjx> to allow anybody to modify software to fit their needs
[07:29] <Rjx> to allow the community to debug
[07:29] <r3in> if you choose to allow it
[07:29] <Rjx> to keep it free
[07:29] <Rjx> what
[07:30] <Rjx> what is your definition of "OpenSource" here
[07:30] <Rjx> the GPL? or just having the source available
[07:30] <r3in> your under no restriction to make somthing you created using an opensource com
[07:30] <Rjx> of course not
[07:30] <r3in> okay
[07:30] <Kurin> Even if FooLang is copyright under the GPL, that just means you can't take it
[07:30] <Kurin> It doesn't extend to what you build with it
[07:31] <Rjx> yeah
[07:31] <Kurin> There's a lot of proprietary perl and php stuff out there
[07:31] <Rjx> modifications to the software must be released under the GPL
[07:31] <Rjx> but anything built to run under it
[07:31] <mef> the GPL can go to hell !!!!!!
[07:31] <Rjx> is your intellectual property
[07:31] <Rjx> GPHell
[07:32] <notpinin> AOHeLL
[07:32] <Rjx> if the software that you built requires a runtime to be bundled with it
[07:32] <Rjx> that is licensed under the GPL
[07:32] <Rjx> you may face a few restrictions, but there's usually a seperate license for tha
[07:32] <Rjx> so it isn't an issue
[07:36] <csqrl> w yeah
[07:36] <csqrl> aw*
[07:36] <csqrl> i can curl the ends of my mustache now
[07:37] <jonathans> so if i remove all those stupid ass functions from php
[07:37] <jonathans> and there are a lot of them
[07:37] <jonathans> i have to make it open source
[07:37] <GerbilWrk> handle bar stache, nice
[07:37] <jonathans> but i dont have to actually tell anyone what i've done?
[07:38] <jonathans> people could call me up on the phone and say 'i heard you have a fast php
[07:38] <Kurin> php wouldn't be anything without stupid ass functions
[07:38] <Rjx> jonathans: please leave easter_days() in
[07:38] <jonathans> and i'd be like 'sure did, you can have a free copy of the whole thing on
[07:38] <jonathans> im talking about the stuff that goes beyond turing completeness
[07:38] <Kurin> The whole reason php is popular is because it has mysql hooks
[07:38] <Rjx> (PHP 3 >= 3.0.9, PHP 4, PHP 5)
[07:38] <Rjx> easter_days -- Get number of days after March 21 on which Easter falls for a g
[07:38] <Tark-Work> omfg if someone put together 13 legacy drawing packages with no layouts,
[07:38] <csqrl> haha
[07:38] <csqrl> what the fuck
[07:38] <jonathans> like array_reverse
[07:38] <jonathans> or whatever
[07:38] <jonathans> array_make_a_copy_of_this_array
[07:39] <jonathans> array_merge_recursive
[07:39] <mef> jonathans :I
[07:39] <mef> the php stdlib is... ridiculous
[07:39] <jonathans> reason for that being in the language = 10k poor site designs, 10k bad pr
[07:39] <csqrl> is easter really important for calendar calculations or something?
[07:40] <jonathans> or maybe its just that someone got carried away
[07:40] <Rjx> array_fill -- Fill an array with values
[07:40] <Rjx> that's a great one too
[07:40] <csqrl> also i wish php.net would send out utf
[07:40] <jonathans> i use array_fill actually
[07:40] <csqrl> same here
[07:40] <csqrl> easier than looping in php when populating large sets
[07:40] <Rjx> what for? i don't even know half these functions i'm seeing
[07:40] <jonathans> for a calendar, no less
[07:40] <Rjx> haha
[07:41] <jonathans> its an array of data for each day, then i split it into week-long blocks
[07:41] <jonathans> it quickly creates all the records for the templating engine
[07:41] <Rjx> also jon, i think your comment on the preg_match_all page got removed
[07:41] <jonathans> i know
[07:41] <jonathans> screw em
[07:41] <jonathans> thats those fucking smarty people
[07:41] <jonathans> think they have a better templating engine
[07:41] <jonathans> wise asses
[07:41] <Rjx> haha
[07:41] <Rjx> smarty is awesome dude
[07:41] <Rjx> reimplementing php in php
[07:42] <Rjx> totally not a waste of time
[07:42] <jonathans> hey lets make EXTENSIONS
[07:42] <csqrl> i'm never going to support a templating engine that uses its own lang
[07:42] <jonathans> for an EXTENSION
[07:42] <jonathans> that isnt even written in C
[07:42] <Rjx> apparently php6 is going to include GOTOs
[07:42] <jonathans> oh that's just special
[07:42] <Stereo``> yay
[07:42] <Stereo``> now we can make code even harder to understand
[07:42] <Rjx> i actually heard that from the developer of the mojavi framework
[07:43] <jonathans> goto is fine
[07:43] <jonathans> giving goto to php programmers = apocalypse
[07:43] <Rjx> it was directly followed by "i think i'm going to stop after php5"
[07:43] <Rjx> yeah exactly
[07:43] <Rjx> goto($_GET['pagep'
[07:43] <Rjx> goto($_GET['page']);
[07:43] <jonathans> hahaha
[07:43] <Rjx> instead of include
[07:44] <jonathans> <?/* u need da codez lik dis */ goto 'etc/password";?>
[07:44] <Rjx> it'd be great if they made php6 use static typing
[07:45] <Rjx> just to throw everyone off
[07:45] <Rjx> collective O_o of thousands of php programmers
[07:45] <jonathans> to hax th server u put it in a picture like Britney'sTits!!!?!!.php.jpg
[07:45] <Rjx> that was one of the awesome things optix did
[07:45] <jonathans> i would enjoy immensely if all of a sudden php was strongly typed
[07:46] <jonathans> immensely.
[07:46] <csqrl> ;[
[07:46] <Rjx> his programming experience working for the government apparently didn't show hi
[07:46] <jonathans> what about using magic
[07:46] <jonathans> maybe he's never heard of that either
[07:47] <Rjx> i'm sure if the founders of the internet knew about Cloak and optix in advance
[07:47] <jonathans> or maybe not allowing scripts to be run in a particular directory
[07:47] <Rjx> they'd destroy every piece of equipment they had
[07:47] <jonathans> rename them to .phps
[07:48] <jonathans> what government was this exactly
[07:48] <Rjx> well if he'd had sockets compiled into php i would've been able to get a bot to
[07:48] <jonathans> federal unification of dumbtardia
[07:48] <Rjx> US, he claims
[07:48] <Rjx> when he was 15
[07:48] <Rjx> they paid him $30,000 a year
[07:48] <jonathans> ha, what is it with pathological liars and the internet
[07:48] <Rjx> didn't you see him try to impersonate me
[07:48] <jonathans> oh man that would be great
[07:48] <Rjx> came in here using my nick (uncapitalised)
[07:49] <jonathans> nope
[07:49] <Rjx> from his own IP address
[07:49] <jonathans> haha
[07:49] <jonathans> hahaha
[07:49] <Rjx> which happened to be running apache
[07:49] <Rjx> and had his home site
[07:49] <Rjx> with pictures of him showing off his nipple ring
[07:49] <jonathans> jesus god
[07:49] <jonathans> that is the dumbest shit ever
[07:49] <Rjx> yeah
[07:49] <Rjx> i think he's a metawire admin
[07:49] <jonathans> i think i knew that
[07:49] <jonathans> i know you are
[07:50] <jonathans> or use it a lot
[07:50] <Rjx> not i
[07:50] <Rjx> i think Catcher is
[07:50] <jonathans> oh yeah catcher
[07:50] <jonathans> i looked at the site once
[07:50] <Rjx> oh the best part was his site
[07:50] <Rjx> had downloads of stuff he'd written
[07:50] <Rjx> he had written a few lines about a script called 'prepend' that he'd written
[07:51] <Rjx> and a link to a download
[07:51] <jonathans> sounds elite
[07:51] <jonathans> $a . $input
[07:51] <Rjx> cat <file1> <file2>
[07:51] <jonathans> ha
[07:51] <Rjx> that was what was in it
[07:51] <jonathans> hahahaha
[07:51] <Rjx> and a temp file
[07:51] <Rjx> so stupid
[07:51] <jonathans> i imagine he's on permban now
[07:52] <Rjx> well i banned him for a while, i think embarassment might be working better tha
[07:52] <Rjx> i knew he was a tard from the beginning
[07:52] <Rjx> he kept boasting about his perl skillzzz
[07:53] <Rjx> but he was asking people in here how to use a regex
[07:53] <jonathans> i may in fact have implied that perl was for faggots to him once
[07:53] <Rjx> like, how to match simple filename stuff
[07:53] <jonathans> har
[07:53] <jonathans> my professors don't even understand PCRE though
[07:53] <Rjx> i don't understand the mentality of wanting to pass yourself off as knowledgabl
[07:53] <Rjx> doesn't that just prevent you from BECOMING knowledgable?
[07:53] <jonathans> i agree
[07:53] <jonathans> it would seem that it does
[07:54] <jonathans> some people do it just for impression
[07:54] <jonathans> i dont see what good that is either
[07:54] <jonathans> then you have a lie to live
[07:54] <Rjx> me neither
[07:54] <jonathans> $30k is peanuts when every day you have to decide how to pretend you know
[07:54] <jonathans> thats why politicians make so much
[07:54] <jonathans> they lie big
[07:55] <jonathans> and it becomes worth it
[07:55] <Rjx> yeah my brother came back from meetings with a bunch of politicians
[07:55] <jonathans> then they pretend they know what's best for their coutnry
[07:55] <Rjx> he works with robots
[07:55] <jonathans> country, too
[07:55] <Rjx> and one very senior minister made a panicked comment along the lines of "isn't
[07:55] <Rjx> not a great example of what you're saying, but it breaks my soul
[07:56] <jonathans> should have replied a naked man in a parking lot who is really a robot st
[07:56] <jonathans> although thats t2
[07:56] <Rjx> lets all move to tuttle and get jobs in IT
[07:56] <jonathans> mixed with t1
[07:56] <jonathans> but funnier
[07:56] <Stereo``> mm, tutle
[07:58] <Rjx> has it ever been explained why seemingly everyone in the star trek universe spe
[07:58] <jonathans> ratings
[07:58] <hermes> Rjx: universal translator
[07:58] <Rjx> where
[07:59] <hermes> i think its an implant or something
[08:05] <jonathans> was it in the first movie
[08:06] <jonathans> or retroactively asserted by gene roddenbery or someone in a position to
[08:06] <jonathans> because that smells like fan rationalization
[08:07] <jonathans> of course i have to say, don't even ask questions like that
[08:07] <jonathans> the point is to use your imagination
[08:08] <jonathans> someone people have forgotten to do
[08:08] <jonathans> *something
[08:10] <hermes> no
[08:10] <hermes> i saw it in an episode
[08:10] <hermes> where they have probs communicating because their universal translator fucks
[08:11] <Kurin> Though they DON'T explain how you can say foreign words when you want to
[08:16] <Tark-Work> suspension of disbelief
[08:17] <Tark-Work> it's very important if you want to enjoy science FICTION...
[08:17] <DigDug> saturated suspension?
[08:17] <Kurin> Yeah
[08:17] <Kurin> supersaturated
[08:17] <Kurin> All it takes is one tiny fact
[08:17] <Kurin> ANd then all your disbelief solidifies
[08:17] <Kurin> And you're fucked
[08:17] <jonathans> the expression 'willful suspension of disbelief' doesn't quite capture th
[08:20] <jonathans> although its been my impression that most people who enjoy scifi are big
[08:20] <jesintern> you didn't have to leave me orion
[08:20] <jesintern> ;[
[08:20] <jonathans> usually antireligious, too
[08:20] <csqrl> ;[
[08:20] <jonathans> and often altogether antispiritual
[08:20] <Tark-Work> Brits may not answer this question. Is it gay to go grocery shopping wit
[08:21] <jesintern> not unless you are holding hands
[08:21] <jonathans> is that a prediction or a command
[08:21] <Tark-Work> k
[08:21] <Tark-Work> well
[08:21] <Tark-Work> I noticed when I was in school over there for a bit that not everyone had
[08:21] <Tark-Work> so it was perfectly common to go shopping with another guy
[08:22] <Kurin> You have to buy two cases of beer
[08:22] <Kurin> Otherwise it is way gay
[08:22] <jonathans> i have been to grocery stores with guys
[08:22] <jonathans> we did not shop together
[08:22] <jonathans> i grabbed the bottles of water i needed
[08:22] <jonathans> he stole the limes he needed
[08:22] <jesintern> two cases of beer and a box of condoms
[08:22] <jonathans> that isnt going to look good
[08:23] <jonathans> going to such a store and "grocery shopping" are going to be two differen
[08:23] <jonathans> with a guy
[08:23] <jonathans> for it to be gay, i would say there are a number of necessary but not suf
[08:24] <jonathans> you have one, fairly long list
[08:24] <jonathans> you are within five feet of each other the entire time
[08:24] <jonathans> you have one cart
[08:24] <jonathans> you discuss choosing between brands of a product
[08:24] <jonathans> as if they were somehow different
[08:24] <Rjx> yeah you want to know what was pretty gay
[08:24] <Tark-Work> I've never gone to a grocery store with another guy and bought two cases
[08:24] <Rjx> when a few of my friends and i were crashing at another friend's house for a fe
[08:25] <Rjx> we were going to be heading back the next day, about 11.30pm we headed down to
[08:25] <Rjx> to pick up some cola and stuff
[08:25] <jonathans> finally i would say if one of you pays for everything
[08:25] <Tark-Work> I actually had never been to a 'whole foods' so I had to ask what all the
[08:25] <jonathans> or really, if the two of you don't separate your goods at the line
[08:25] <Rjx> host friend's girlfriend was going to his place tommorrow, so host friend bough
[08:25] <Tark-Work> the only thing we didn't have was the one, fairly long list :/
[08:25] <Rjx> we all paid together
[08:26] <Rjx> god knows what the guy behind the counter thought
[08:26] <Rjx> bunch of dudes at 11.30pm
[08:26] <Rjx> buying cola and condoms
[08:26] <Agent43> punks
[08:26] <jonathans> going to whole foods escalates the situation
[08:26] <Tark-Work> they have steel cut oats there
[08:27] <Tark-Work> eat a bowl of those every morning and you will shit a brick house
[08:27] <jonathans> its just prissier
[08:27] <jonathans> which is equivalent to gayer
[08:28] <jonathans> so i think it takes all five of those conditions
[08:28] <jonathans> but possibly only four
[08:28] <jonathans> if you have any three you're probably just roommates
[08:28] <jonathans> any two is a coincidence
[08:28] <jesintern> HELLO
[08:28] <jonathans> and any one is almost unavoidable
[08:28] <Tark-Work> same cart
[08:28] <jesintern> it's nice that my boss keeps leaving since i have nothing to do today
[08:28] <Tark-Work> discussions of brands
[08:32] <jesintern> you people are supposed to be talking
[08:32] <jesintern> ;[
[08:33] <jesintern> HELLO AMY
[08:33] <issuez> what a crock of fucking shit
[08:33] <issuez> we put up fence yesterday along that cunts fence line
[08:33] <issuez> guess what shes having some beaners do today
[08:34] <issuez> shes FIXING her fence
[08:34] <issuez> fucking stupid ass goddamn fucking baby factory mexican cunt
[08:34] <issuez> fuck her
[08:34] <issuez> at least i have brand new fence
[08:34] <issuez> and i dont have to be cheap and just buy a few planks
[08:34] <GerbilWrk> I detect anger iminating from Amy's part of the country
[08:34] <jonathans> can you put razor wire across the top and bottom
[08:34] <issuez> i can afford to buy the whole fucking thing because i dont have 120938409183
[08:34] <jonathans> but on your side only
[08:35] <issuez> fucking goddamn cunt
[08:35] <issuez> goddamn it
[08:35] <issuez> plus theres a blizzard warning today
[08:35] <issuez> i hate wind
[08:35] <issuez> fucking foul ass mood
[08:35] * platyslp is now known as platy
[08:35] <issuez> god why are my neighbors so fucking lazy
[08:35] <jonathans> you need: dick
[08:35] <issuez> THEY ARE LAZY
[08:35] <issuez> THEY FUCKING SUCK
[08:35] <issuez> yea im bout to go get some
[08:35] <issuez> i havent had any since last night
[08:35] <jonathans> on sale
[08:35] <jonathans> at cvs
[08:36] <issuez> how are people so fucking lazy?
[08:36] <issuez> can anyone tell me
[08:36] <jonathans> they think they know something
[08:36] <jonathans> they always find out later that they dont
[08:36] <issuez> i hope she dies
[08:36] <jonathans> im trying to think of what i actually need to get
[08:36] <jonathans> at cvs no less
[08:37] <issuez> condoms
[08:37] <jesintern> maybe she just noticed there was a problem with her fence
[08:37] <jonathans> julie's on the pill
[08:38] <issuez> jes: its because yesterday while we were screwing fence planks up.. her 14 y
[08:38] <issuez> and i was drunk
[08:38] <issuez> so i was talking shit like you wouldnt believe
[08:38] <jesintern> hahaha
[08:38] <jonathans> haha
[08:38] <issuez> and so was the bastard and jason
[08:38] <issuez> she called her mom while she was in the yard
[08:38] <issuez> lololol
[08:38] <issuez> its becaue
[08:38] <issuez> because
[08:38] <issuez> she knows shes wrong
[08:38] <issuez> dead wrong
[08:38] <issuez> i wouldnt be so bitchy if i was wrong
[08:38] <issuez> but we waited 3 months for her to call
[08:39] <issuez> to help her fix her fence
[08:39] <issuez> we even offered to PAY
[08:39] <issuez> WHITE PEOPLE OFFERED TO PAY FOR A BEANERS FENCE
[08:39] <issuez> but shes fucking lazy
[08:39] <jesintern> APOCOLYPSE
[08:39] <issuez> she cant even take care of her dogs
[08:39] <issuez> so fuck her
[08:39] <issuez> and fuck those assholes next to her
[08:39] <issuez> we put up our own fence
[08:39] <issuez> AND
[08:39] <issuez> repaired what we could to their side
[08:40] <issuez> i hate lazy people
[08:40] <issuez> hey i know
[08:40] <issuez> wjhy dont YOU STOP MAKING BABIES
[08:40] <issuez> AND SAVE UP MONEY TO DO HOUSE REPAIRS
[08:40] <issuez> INSTEAD OF MAKING BABIES
[08:40] <issuez> AND COLLECTING SHITTY DOGS
[08:40] <issuez> die
[08:40] <jesintern> the babies make money in 16 years
[08:40] <issuez> i hope they all die
[08:40] <issuez> the whole lot of them
[08:40] <issuez> w2
[08:40] <poopy> issuez Temp 39F/4C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:31PM; high:(mid 40s to lowe
[08:41] <jesintern> WIND
[08:41] <jesintern> wow i'm trying to think of busy work to do
[08:41] <jesintern> maybe i should update the 5 year old nav bar on every page
[08:42] <issuez> yea its blizzard wind
[08:42] <issuez> im probably going to lose power
[08:42] <issuez> we got 80 MPH gusts
[08:42] <issuez> ;|
[08:42] <jesintern> weet
[08:42] <jesintern> s
[08:43] <jesintern> bergn!
[08:43] <jesintern> where have you been all my life?
[08:45] <jesintern> hmm maybe i'll remove all font tags
[08:45] <jesintern> that sounds the most productive
[08:53] <jesintern> agggggggghhh
[08:54] <jesintern> i always find other shit wrong with the site when working on something
[08:54] <jesintern> just found style="margin-left: 20px" on 70% of the pages for the main ta
[08:54] <jesintern> WHAT????????
[08:54] <jesintern> WHY???????
[08:54] <jesintern> IT'S CENTERED
[08:54] <jesintern> AHHHHHHHHHHH
[08:56] <Rjx> you won't have to s
[08:56] <jesintern> um ok
[09:04] <zeussi> well
[09:04] <zeussi> i see qwest is right on top of things today
[09:04] * zeussi is now known as issuez
[09:07] * Spidey yawns
[09:07] <Spidey> fuckin postal service needs to deliver earlier
[09:07] <Spidey> i need my parts damnit
[09:10] <swight> Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have t
[09:10] <swight> - Plato
[09:15] <Rjx> of all the travesties of the porn business
[09:15] <Rjx> this could possibly be the worst
[09:16] <Rjx> Sex Trex: The Next Orgasm
[09:16] <Rjx> http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=14&f=12_38.jpg
[09:16] <Rjx> i wonder what prompted them to turn Geordi LaForge into Ray Charles
[09:16] <Rjx> http://fapomatic.com/14/bridge.jpg there he is again
[09:24] <GerbilWrk> Isn't that a very old porn?
[09:25] <GerbilWrk> because I recall one from about 8 years ago that was very similair to tha
[09:31] <jmx> A groom-to-be has found a novel way to get rid of his future mother-in-law - b
[09:31] <jmx> But it seems that Steve Owen could be stuck with Caroline Allen for a while bec
[09:32] <jmx> http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=131596&command=display
[09:36] <Spidey> w 28215
[09:36] <Spidey> .w 28215
[09:36] <Tubbee> Charlotte, NC (35.2°N/80.7°W, 198M); Last Updated: 12:30 PM EDT; Dew Point:
[09:45] <Tark-Work> meh
[09:46] <Tark-Work> looks like disney has some new kind of copy protection
[09:52] <jonathans> damn
[09:53] <jonathans> um
[09:53] <jonathans> what
[09:53] <jonathans> oh
[09:53] <jonathans> i forgot the channel
[09:53] * jonathans WAY TO BE
[10:05] <dekkon> http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5729/pacpain0ck.jpg
[10:06] <dekkon> you know, since ive been home
[10:06] <dekkon> ive gone from smoking close to 3/4th to a pack a day to like 2-3 a day max
[10:08] <swight> U.S. Senate testimony of Dr Mary Anne Layden, co-director of the University
[10:09] <swight> Must! Have! PORN!
[10:09] <swight> http://www.stats.org/record.jsp?type=news&ID=560
[10:16] <finn__> ah
[10:19] <jmx> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/lazy-drinker-programmable-drink-mixer-165763
[10:23] <Cobb> The FT headline reads that porn is as “addictive as crack cocaine”.
[10:23] <Cobb> OMFG! im off to rehab...
[10:23] <soapy> obviously they have never done crack
[10:24] <swight> obviously you have never viewed porn
[10:24] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4887226.stm
[10:24] <swight> <snicker>
[10:24] <Cobb> dunno wich porn they are talking about...
[10:24] <jmx> so the ultimate in addictions would be doing crack while watching porn?
[10:25] <swight> Cobb's Milf Porn
[10:25] <Cobb> watching porn online and doing crack
[10:25] <Cobb> and heroin as a good mesure too
[10:26] <Cobb> and I have cable, so I can multitask porn on tv and online while smoking crack
[10:27] <Cobb> while eating macdonalds
[10:27] <jmx> Bush 'approved intelligence leak'
[10:27] <jmx> is it just me
[10:27] <jmx> or is that a humourous headline?
[10:28] <Cobb> bush=comedian, so its got to be humourous
[10:28] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[10:28] <hydro-> it seems like the people who run meebo have a pretty damn good time
[10:29] <hydro-> btw
[10:29] <hydro-> any op
[10:29] <hydro-> Vivian11 just spammed me
[10:29] <Cobb> he's a funny guy, his stand-up routines are hilarious, like that one that he t
[10:30] <hydro-> url dictionary.com
[10:30] <swight> She's actual size, but she seems much bigger to me
[10:30] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/4886360.stm
[10:31] <jmx> going through your midget porn collection swight?
[10:32] <swight> *stab-stab-stab-stab-stab*
[10:32] <swight> Oh, sorry, did I just horribly mutilate you?
[10:32] <swight> Actually, just listening to some They Might Be Giants
[10:33] <jmx> dont really care for them
[10:33] <swight> they're a novelty band
[10:34] <hydro-> they are not novelty
[10:34] <swight> some of their albums can be classified as novelty
[10:34] <swight> Apollo 18 for one
[10:34] <hydro-> the ONLY album i would consider novelty is "No!"
[10:34] <hydro-> which is actually childrens music
[10:34] <swight> the one I'm listening to
[10:35] <jmx> http://wakanaka.blogspot.com/2006/04/ernest-angley-and-road-to-hell.html salvat
[10:35] <swight> Don't get me wrong, I love it, reminds me of highschool
[10:35] <jmx> lol
[10:36] <hydro-> eh
[10:36] <hydro-> i just wouldn't consider them novelty
[10:36] <swight> The statue got me hiiiiigh!
[10:36] <hydro-> that would be like saying that the music wasn't written for the sake of musi
[10:36] <hydro-> which i couldn't agree less with
[10:36] <swight> ok, they are pretty foolish then, how about that? :)
[10:37] <hydro-> that's a bit more realistic
[10:38] <jmx> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060407.wxstarwars07/BNStor
[10:38] <jmx> they might be giants (to me anyways) = silly without being funny (in general)
[10:40] <hydro-> i'm working on naming these songs on this collaboration i'm doing
[10:40] <hydro-> what do you guys think
[10:40] <hydro-> 1. An Open-Ended Sense of Adventure
[10:40] <Cobb> I have a problem with a new expression, can someone please explain to me what'
[10:40] <hydro-> i. Table of Contents
[10:40] <hydro-> ii. The Meat
[10:41] <hydro-> iii. Identifiable Sense of Being Poisoned
[10:41] <hydro-> 2. My Vastly Accumulated Wealth
[10:41] <hydro-> 3. Gone In 60 Sessions
[10:41] <hydro-> 4. The Communal Toothbrusjh
[10:41] <hydro-> brush*
[10:41] <jmx> lol
[10:42] <Rjx> 5. Salvador Dali wrestling with M.C Escher while both are fucked on acid
[10:42] <Cobb> donkey punch wtf is it?
[10:42] <hydro-> titles that give the prospective listener absolutely no idea what's going to
[10:42] <hydro-> rjx
[10:42] <jmx> i dunno cobb, but donkeys dont usually punch, they butt with there heads, so ma
[10:42] <hydro-> that's too specific
[10:42] <Rjx> The neverending bidet
[10:42] <Cobb> hum, ill google it
[10:42] <hydro-> i like my titles to be a little more vague or at least not suggestive of som
[10:42] <Cobb> .url donkey punch
[10:42] <Tubbee> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
[10:43] <Cobb> wow!
[10:43] <hydro-> have you gone to the library yet rjx
[10:43] <Rjx> Now entering bat county
[10:43] <Rjx> i haven't
[10:43] <Cobb> Donkey punch is a slang term for a sex move performed during doggy style or an
[10:43] <jmx> seeing as how i dont know anything about the songs, they all are vague and mode
[10:43] <hydro-> well
[10:43] <hydro-> the songs haven't even been written yet
[10:43] <Rjx> 6. Snakes on a Plane
[10:43] <jmx> you're naming them first?
[10:44] <Cobb> and thats all I need to know... stupid sites, tought it was about animals
[10:44] <hydro-> but i'm giving the album some shape and definition
[10:44] <Rjx> 7. Pink Freud
[10:44] <hydro-> lol
[10:44] <dekkon> ;[
[10:44] <hydro-> i think it might end at 4
[10:44] <hydro-> we might do one more song
[10:44] <Rjx> 8. God waits with vaccuum cleaners
[10:44] <hydro-> that's a little too silly
[10:44] <Rjx> 9. The surge in Spywear sales
[10:44] <hydro-> you just want some kind of credit
[10:45] <hydro-> i'll put the picture of you wearing the sombrero on the back of the album
[10:45] <Rjx> excellent
[10:45] <jmx> lol
[10:45] <hydro-> was it a sombrero?
[10:45] <hydro-> i don't remember
[10:45] <jmx> even better than royalties
[10:45] <Rjx> could've been, i don't remember
[10:45] <Rjx> the "cape" was a welsh flag
[10:45] <hydro-> lol
[10:46] <Rjx> http://www.geocities.com/rjx6666/rjx.jpg for those who don't know what we're ta
[10:46] <Rjx> that picture turns 4 years old this summer
[10:47] <hydro-> http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:jhjgtq8zbu4p
[10:47] <hydro-> apparantly
[10:47] <hydro-> "beard" is a popular word to use in band names
[10:48] <jmx> you know, snakes on a plane demonstrates how little of a shit sam jackson reall
[10:48] <hydro-> i saw an interview with him on tavis smiley
[10:48] <hydro-> and he claimed that he only took rolls that he was actually interested in
[10:48] <jmx> they all claim that
[10:48] <Rjx> i do the same thing in sushi bars
[10:48] <hydro-> but this was TAVIS SMILEY
[10:49] <jmx> but the guy decided to do the movie based on the name alone
[10:49] <jmx> without even reading the script
[10:49] <hydro-> ok
[10:49] <Rjx> yes
[10:49] <Rjx> we've heard this
[10:49] <hydro-> sounds to me like he did it because he was interested in it
[10:49] <Rjx> a billion times
[10:49] <jmx> when its pretty obviously going to be a stupid movie
[10:49] <Rjx> a billion billion times
[10:49] <hydro-> thus coraborating his claim
[10:49] <Rjx> it died out about 2-3 months back
[10:49] <jmx> lol
[10:49] <Rjx> and now it is back again
[10:49] <Rjx> and i wish it'd GO AWAY FOREVER
[10:49] <hydro-> spell coraborating
[10:49] <hydro-> .spell coraborating
[10:49] <hydro-> ...
[10:50] <Rjx> bot isn't here
[10:50] <dekkon> !spell corobbaotraing
[10:50] <dekkon> ^ just like that
[10:50] <hydro-> what
[10:50] <jmx> corroborating?
[10:50] <hydro-> corobbaotraing? bs
[10:50] <dekkon> no way, thats 100% pure spelling gold
[10:51] <hydro-> corroborating
[10:51] <dekkon> ;[
[10:51] <hydro-> thus corroborating his claim
[10:51] <hydro-> *
[10:52] <hydro-> 5. Original Sin and the Trannies that Love it
[10:53] <jmx> lol
[10:53] <hydro-> 6. The Bible is Hilarious
[10:53] <hydro-> eh
[10:53] <hydro-> that sounds too much like an anal cunt song title
[10:54] <dekkon> that wasnt apple juice you just drank
[10:54] <hydro-> i think 5 songs is enough
[10:54] <Tordek> hi ppl
[10:55] <dekkon> my mail box seems to be empty
[10:55] <jmx> 6. the bible and other things that make me laugh
[10:55] <hydro-> i already have a title referring to myself
[10:55] <jmx> fits in better with the rest as something like that
[10:55] <hydro-> 2. My Vastly Accumulated Wealth
[10:55] <jmx> only allowed one self-referencing title?
[10:55] <hydro-> sure
[10:55] <hydro-> on this album
[10:55] <jmx> change me to him/her
[10:55] <Rendiew> WoW goon hunters: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&posti
[10:55] <dekkon> 7. baby, im sorry but it just aint gonna fit
[10:56] <Rendiew> comments?
[10:56] <hydro-> sfw?
[10:56] <Rendiew> of course
[10:56] <Rendiew> it's a WoW thread
[10:56] <hydro-> ok i'm out
[10:57] <jmx> he didnt leave me time for the deviant lifestyle of coroners
[10:57] <GerbilWrk> 8. I gots the AIDS
[10:59] <dekkon> youre too late gerbil
[11:01] <Tark-Work> "The White House is not challenging testimony..." They say that they dec
[11:02] <Rjx> 7. The toast fell in the bath, but i like it
[11:02] <Rjx> doh, he's gone
[11:02] <csqrl> rjx
[11:02] <csqrl> how does syswear handle billing
[11:03] <Rjx> switched to paypal after worldpay gave us a bunch of trouble
[11:03] <Rjx> so paypal right now
[11:03] <swight> very carefully
[11:03] <Rjx> given that you don't need an account
[11:03] <Rjx> and it accepts all currencies
[11:03] <Rjx> it has worked well
[11:03] <csqrl> 100% paypal?
[11:03] <|gamester> http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/fakishan/twistanimation.jpg
[11:03] <|gamester> lol @ pillow ad
[11:04] <Rjx> aye
[11:04] <Rjx> through the IPN system
[11:04] <Rjx> i have to fish some toast out of the bath
[11:04] <Rjx> i'll be back in a bit
[11:05] <csqrl> i thought IPN was notoriously unreliable
[11:05] <GerbilWrk> I believe Authorize.Net has a clean CC billing API
[11:06] <csqrl> i am wondering about monthly subscription stuff
[11:06] <csqrl> i need something like modernbill, but not just for webhosts
[11:06] <GerbilWrk> Rodopi takes care of all that with SQL and stored procedures
[11:07] <GerbilWrk> just charges it through Authorize
[11:07] <csqrl> rodopi has no online demo
[11:07] <GerbilWrk> indeed it does not
[11:07] <csqrl> so fuck them
[11:08] <csqrl> they come off as way too corporate
[11:09] <csqrl> the description of shit is just full of buzzwords
[11:09] <csqrl> i hate sites where you can't really tell what the fuck is going on
[11:09] <csqrl> i want them to describe the software, i want to see it, i want to play with i
[11:09] <Tark-Work> Does anyone know how you address an ambassador?
[11:10] <Tark-Work> is it "Your Exellency"?
[11:11] <csqrl> your esteemed excellence
[11:13] <Tark-Work> o rly
[11:13] <Tark-Work> wikked
[11:13] <t3h-gr1m> no wai!!!
[11:15] <csqrl> gerb, what the fuck is rodopi
[11:16] <csqrl> what the fuck does it run on
[11:17] <csqrl> what the fuck language is it coded in
[11:18] <swight> http://digg.com/technology/20_hour_Notebook_PC_fuel_cell
[11:20] <csqrl> looks like it's fucking windows
[11:20] <csqrl> and it looks like it's coded in visual basic
[11:24] <swight> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060403/ap_on_fe_st/mouth_grills um... what?
[11:25] <live> ROB A JEWELRY STORE AND TELL THEM MAKE ME A GRILL
[11:25] <FlaVouR> Back to the grill again the grill again
[11:26] <FlaVouR> *bop*
[11:26] <FlaVouR> You'd need a posse the size of the nazi's to attack this
[11:26] <FlaVouR> wow
[11:26] <FlaVouR> I havnt head that in years
[11:27] <FlaVouR> heard
[11:30] <jesintern> you know you love visual basic orion
[11:30] <jesintern> ;[
[11:31] <jesintern> wow i found a whole section of the site all messed up
[11:31] <jesintern> index page has all the content but it's also split into 15 files
[11:32] <FlaVouR> wat are you doing with VB and web pages?
[11:32] <Thero> Nothing constructive.
[11:32] <FlaVouR> looks that way
[11:33] <FlaVouR> The Godfather is an AWESOME ps2 game
[11:33] <FlaVouR> I am in love
[11:33] <Thero> I don't have any more console-type games.
[11:34] <Thero> Except a gbc and gba i havnt really put batteries in.
[11:34] <FlaVouR> I dont have a big enough PC to play games
[11:34] <FlaVouR> so the PS2 serves
[11:34] <Thero> neither do i
[11:34] <Thero> but this Monitor says the trade was worth it.
[11:34] <FlaVouR> heh
[11:35] * FlaVouR goes to extort naked photos from unsuspecting female IRC users
[11:35] <Thero> 17 inch LCD flat-screen.
[11:35] <Thero> Flavour, dcc.
[11:35] * matt_ is now known as geck
[11:35] <Thero> actually, brb. popcorn
[11:36] <FlaVouR> Thero once I get it right I'll licence the formula to you
[11:39] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[11:42] <jesintern> chis is in the hizouse
[11:43] <FlaVouR> Big UP!
[11:44] <dekkon> http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/2619/britneystatueback6nw.jpg
[11:45] <dekkon> nws
[11:45] <dekkon> maybe
[11:45] <FlaVouR> GOD DAMNIT
[11:47] <jesintern> you suck at irc
[11:47] <jesintern> ;[
[11:47] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:47] <FlaVouR> I'll try harder to get better
[11:48] <jesintern> also flavour...how about that cop that killed tons of people over there?
[11:48] <jesintern> that big news over there?
[11:48] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:48] <FlaVouR> tons of ppl?
[11:48] <FlaVouR> he killed 8
[11:48] <jesintern> 8
[11:48] <FlaVouR> he's an amatuer
[11:49] <jesintern> you guys allowed to carry guns?
[11:49] <FlaVouR> it is big news .. not cos he killed them but cos it highlighted the fact th
[11:49] <FlaVouR> uum
[11:49] <FlaVouR> yes but its VERY difficult to get a lisence
[11:49] <FlaVouR> licence
[11:49] <jesintern> so he opened fire on people that couldn't defend themselves?
[11:50] <FlaVouR> no I think he was suffering from post traumatic stress and his wife having
[11:51] <jesintern> that slut
[11:51] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:51] <FlaVouR> he killed her 1st tho
[11:51] <jesintern> of course
[11:51] <FlaVouR> heh
[11:51] <FlaVouR> as you do
[12:09] <t3h-gr1m> damn I love power metal
[12:09] <t3h-gr1m> It's just so over the top
[12:10] <FlaVouR> t3h-gr1m power metal? like Hardcore?
[12:10] <t3h-gr1m> ...HELL NO
[12:10] <FlaVouR> oh
[12:10] <t3h-gr1m> I hate hardcore with a passion.
[12:10] <FlaVouR> why?
[12:10] <FlaVouR> madball loves you
[12:10] <FlaVouR> :D
[12:10] <t3h-gr1m> Power metal is like Hammerfall, Edguy, etc.
[12:10] <FlaVouR> dunno them
[12:10] <FlaVouR> will investigate
[12:10] <t3h-gr1m> That's because you listen to hardcore :P
[12:10] <Thero> wow
[12:10] <Thero> im a fucking idioty
[12:11] <Thero> i opened a can of soda in my mouth and as the co2 gas came out i inhaled.
[12:11] <t3h-gr1m> Hahaha
[12:11] <t3h-gr1m> What happened?
[12:11] <Wabbit98> hehe
[12:11] * t3h-gr1m smells a quote
[12:11] <Thero> i dropped my soda on my lap :(
[12:11] <t3h-gr1m> ROFL
[12:11] <Thero> no more Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper
[12:11] <FlaVouR> diet cherry?
[12:11] <FlaVouR> fat fucker
[12:11] <t3h-gr1m> Do they make REGULAR Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper?
[12:11] <Thero> Yes
[12:11] <t3h-gr1m> 'cause I want that shit but I hate diet soda.
[12:11] <Wabbit98> they do
[12:11] <Thero> <- 5'8" 150
[12:11] <t3h-gr1m> Cool, a human sphere
[12:11] <Thero> = not fat.
[12:12] <t3h-gr1m> just kidding XD
[12:12] <Thero> um...not really
[12:12] <Thero> I'm so glad you're not a doctor.
[12:12] <FlaVouR> convert 150 LBS to KG
[12:12] <t3h-gr1m> I could never be a doctor.
[12:12] <Thero> Thank god for that.
[12:12] <t3h-gr1m> If I was a doctor, though, if I wanted to be, I'd be House.
[12:12] <t3h-gr1m> I'd be a fucking bitter asshole
[12:12] <t3h-gr1m> but I'd be a good doctor
[12:12] <Thero> "Doctor my foot hurts" *t3h-gr1m puts a stethascope to the patients head*
[12:12] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahahaha
[12:13] <Thero> AH FUCK
[12:13] <Thero> CAN I NOT FUCKING DRINK
[12:13] <Thero> i just spilt another one brb
[12:13] <FlaVouR> JESUS!
[12:13] <t3h-gr1m> It appears you have a drinking problem, Thero.
[12:13] <FlaVouR> stop taking the drugs
[12:13] <FlaVouR> LOL
[12:13] <Wabbit98> hehehehehe
[12:13] <t3h-gr1m> I'm submitting this shit
[12:14] <Thero> it's already been done, jackass.
[12:14] <FlaVouR> "WE MUST LET THE LIGHT OF GODS LOVE INTO OUR LIVES OR WE WILL BURN IN ETERN
[12:14] <t3h-gr1m> The whole thing? :o
[12:14] <csqrl> time for a journey to corpitos
[12:14] <t3h-gr1m> DAMNATION! YAY!
[12:14] <Thero> pretty much
[12:14] <csqrl> w kcrp
[12:14] <Thero> same thing
[12:14] <FlaVouR> god I hate christians
[12:14] <csqrl> get the goddamned bots back
[12:14] <csqrl> bblz
[12:14] * t3h-gr1m puts on some Kylähullut
[12:15] <FlaVouR> WTF is that?
[12:15] <t3h-gr1m> because drunken Finn punk RULES
[12:15] <t3h-gr1m> A shitload of fun is what it is.
[12:15] <FlaVouR> see now punk I like
[12:15] <Thero> Finnish Punk is the equivilant of Jewish Rap.
[12:15] <t3h-gr1m> Odd but cool?
[12:15] <Thero> No.
[12:15] <t3h-gr1m> Jewish rap actually isn't bad.
[12:15] <Thero> Not Kosher.
[12:15] <Thero> YOU'VE NEVER HEARD JEWISH RAP
[12:16] <|gamester> lol
[12:16] <FlaVouR> jewish rap?
[12:16] <Thero> Yes.
[12:16] <t3h-gr1m> At least Jewish rappers don't rap about cappin' niggas and fuckin' hoez.
[12:16] <t3h-gr1m> I HAVE SO HEARD IT
[12:16] <Thero> How do you know?
[12:16] <Thero> You've never heard it.
[12:16] <Thero> Tell me a song title
[12:16] <|gamester> there was a rabi rapper
[12:16] <t3h-gr1m> because it was in Hebrw
[12:16] <t3h-gr1m> Hebrew*
[12:16] <|gamester> who rapped on some tv show
[12:16] <Thero> give me a link to the song and ill believe you
[12:16] <t3h-gr1m> I don't remember
[12:16] <t3h-gr1m> but have you ever heard of MATISYAHU
[12:16] <Thero> No.
[12:17] <FlaVouR> Jewish rap can only be as bad or worse the jap rap
[12:17] <t3h-gr1m> Dude, what rock have you been living under? You haven't heard of Matisyahu
[12:17] <Thero> ...
[12:17] <t3h-gr1m> He has an official website.
[12:17] <Thero> I want to know why you havn't done anything productive.
[12:17] <hermes> t3h-gr1m: does he sing "throw the jew down the well"?
[12:17] <t3h-gr1m> http://www.matisyahu.org/ <-- His website.
[12:18] <FlaVouR> hermes LOl
[12:18] <t3h-gr1m> O_o
[12:18] <t3h-gr1m> Whooooaoaooooo MAKSA PASKANA
[12:18] <t3h-gr1m> I fucking love the Finnish language
[12:18] <t3h-gr1m> Damnit, now I'm on a punk kick.
[12:19] <Thero> This is why i love America.
[12:19] <Thero> Because being ignorant of the rest of the world keeps me fromlistening to shi
[12:19] <t3h-gr1m> I'm American
[12:19] <Thero> I dont know what im going to do when i get transferred to iraq.
[12:19] <GerbilWrk> :)
[12:19] <GerbilWrk> ^5
[12:19] <t3h-gr1m> And I listen to good music from all over teh world.
[12:19] <Thero> No, you're canadian
[12:19] <t3h-gr1m> How am I Canadian?
[12:19] <t3h-gr1m> o_O
[12:19] <t3h-gr1m> What a hoser, eh?
[12:20] <Thero> Because you acknowledge the rest of the world's music is good.
[12:20] <Rjx> 19:16 < t3h-gr1m> Dude, what rock have you been living under? You haven't
[12:20] <Rjx> haha
[12:20] <Rjx> we need timmo around
[12:20] <Thero> Please.
[12:20] <t3h-gr1m> Dude, I listen to black metal.
[12:20] <Rjx> timmo has been talking about matisyahu since last year
[12:20] <Rjx> like, last march
[12:20] <Thero> black metal?
[12:20] <t3h-gr1m> There is VERY LITTLE decent black metal that comes from America.
[12:20] <Rjx> and then lately everyone started getting all
[12:20] <Rjx> OH MAN CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
[12:20] <t3h-gr1m> Most of it is from Norway and Sweden.
[12:20] <Thero> oh
[12:21] <Thero> I havnt rjx.
[12:21] <Rjx> ditto with a bunch of other bands
[12:21] <olin> t3h-gr1m: Yes - that's where it started.
[12:21] <Thero> I just listen to movie soundtracks now.
[12:21] <Rjx> it's mostly the trendwhores
[12:21] <t3h-gr1m> Well, yeah
[12:21] <Rjx> who are getting into it
[12:21] <t3h-gr1m> I don't like Mayhem though
[12:21] <FlaVouR> Rjx wasnt this guy on the been a few years ago?
[12:21] * olin loves Black, Death and Doom metal
[12:21] <t3h-gr1m> or Burzum
[12:21] <t3h-gr1m> so I guess I'm not tr00
[12:21] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[12:21] <olin> Though Doom is a bit mad.
[12:21] <t3h-gr1m> I love doom
[12:21] <Rjx> been?
[12:21] <FlaVouR> beeb
[12:21] <FlaVouR> soory
[12:21] <olin> Yeah - I love it's raw heavy'ness(?) :P
[12:21] <Rjx> i don't know what that is either;[
[12:22] <FlaVouR> the BBC
[12:22] <FlaVouR> the beeb
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> As far as BM goes, though, my favorites are Satyricon, Emperor, what I've
[12:22] <FlaVouR> you never heard it called the Beeb?
[12:22] <Rjx> \m/ AVRIL LAVIGNE \m/ PUNK ROCK \m/ ANARCHY \m/
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahaha
[12:22] <Rjx> not in a while
[12:22] <Thero> my eyes burn.
[12:22] <FlaVouR> hmm
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> \m/ AVRIL LAVIGNE \m/ DUMB SLUT \m/ IDIOCY \m/
[12:22] <Thero> hmm
[12:22] <Rjx> you just don't appreciate good punk metal
[12:22] <Thero> is idiocy spelled right?
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> Yes it is
[12:22] <FlaVouR> idiocy
[12:22] <FlaVouR> yes
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> olin, guess who I'm going to see tomorrow?
[12:22] <Thero> hmmm
[12:22] <FlaVouR> punk metal?
[12:22] <Thero> why does it look weird
[12:23] <FlaVouR> or punk rock
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> Morbid Angel with Behemoth, Krisiun, and God Forbid.
[12:23] <Rjx> both
[12:23] <Rjx> avril lavigne is all of them
[12:23] <FlaVouR> whats the difference?
[12:23] <Thero> hmmm
[12:23] <Thero> Hey does anyone know what happens when you heat up a can of soda?
[12:23] <Rjx> i'm really kidding, she isn't truly metal like sum41
[12:23] <Rjx> \m/
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> If it's closed, it'll probably explode
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> Hahaha Rjx
[12:23] <Thero> open?
[12:23] <FlaVouR> Thero it goes boom
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> That may work on other metalheads but it doesn't piss me off
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> Probably just boil away if it's open
[12:23] <Rjx> dammit
[12:23] <Rjx> ;[
[12:23] <Thero> hmm
[12:23] <Thero> well im going to test this
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> Dude, I know a guy who says Weezer is black metal.
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[12:24] <Rjx> i used to have a bunch of aliases set
[12:24] <Rjx> specifically for baiting
[12:24] <|gamester> http://wantsmy.info/06-sould_out-to_all_tha_dreamers-jrp.mp3
[12:24] <t3h-gr1m> Olin, you like Nile?
[12:24] <|gamester> jappo rap
[12:24] <|gamester> sounds pop more than rap tho
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> That little riff JUST before Dallas goes "ASFETIU" in Lashed to the Slave
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> Sends chills down my spine.
[12:25] <Thero> the weirdest thing ive ever listened to
[12:25] <Thero> was French Rap
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> Lmao
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> no way dude
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> The weirdest thing is French death metal.
[12:25] <Thero> no no
[12:25] <Thero> french rap
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> Like, some guy fucking GROWLING in French.
[12:25] <Wabbit98> french rap is weird
[12:25] <Thero> because he tries to sound ghetto
[12:25] <Thero> but then when he has to be gutteral in his voice
[12:25] <Rjx> all metal just rips off linkin park
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> Dude, growling in french with drop-tuned guitars and blastbeats is the wei
[12:26] <FlaVouR> Rjx you heard Dropkick murphies?
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> DKM \m/
[12:26] <Rjx> yeah i have
[12:26] <Thero> t2h-gr1m: That's a saturday night in paris.
[12:26] <Thero> *3
[12:26] <FlaVouR> I like them
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> I like 'em too
[12:26] <Thero> ewww
[12:26] <Thero> warm soda sucks
[12:26] <Rjx> i like all your mothers
[12:26] <Thero> but this soda is like
[12:26] <Thero> somewhat hot
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> your mom is like
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> somewhat hot
[12:27] <Thero> ...
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[12:27] <Rjx> what exactly is XD
[12:27] <Thero> *Witty has quit IRC (Connection reset by t3h-gr1m)
[12:27] <Rjx> eXtra Deathmetal?
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> Laughing really hard
[12:27] <Thero> It's some japanese anime face that he thinks is cool.
[12:27] <FlaVouR> lol
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> eyes shut
[12:27] <Thero> x = eyes
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> No, Thero, that would be X_D
[12:27] <Thero> D = mouth
[12:27] <Thero> no
[12:27] <Thero> it wouldn't
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> One eye dead and one eye replaced by a mouth
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> Err
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> Force of habit.
[12:28] <FlaVouR> I have punched someone hard enough to make their face look like XD before
[12:28] <t3h-gr1m> Hahaha
[12:28] <Rjx> i can't decide which is less embarassing
[12:28] <Rjx> XD or Thero's livejournal poetry
[12:28] <t3h-gr1m> I punched someone once and their face looked like X#
[12:28] <Rjx> i'm going with the latter being the worse
[12:28] <Thero> :-/
[12:28] <Rjx> D:
[12:28] <Thero> yeah
[12:28] <Thero> i was about to say
[12:28] <Thero> god
[12:28] <Thero> i hope my future army buddies find that
[12:29] <Thero> im going to be raped.
[12:29] <Thero> *HOPE THEY DONT
[12:29] <t3h-gr1m> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:29] <t3h-gr1m> You = </witty>
[12:29] <Thero> You = Faggot.
[12:29] <t3h-gr1m> That != true
[12:29] <t3h-gr1m> that == false;
[12:29] <Rjx> you've both got 2 more lines to stop being faggots
[12:29] <Rjx> or you're both banned
[12:29] <Rjx> comprende?
[12:29] <|gamester> lol
[12:29] <Thero> </faggot>
[12:29] <Thero> Yes sir.
[12:29] <Rjx> good job soldier
[12:30] <t3h-gr1m> t3h-gr1m.understand() == true
[12:30] <t3h-gr1m> That was one line, I'm done.
[12:30] <Rjx> i was poised for the second one
[12:30] <Thero> Rjx: Crouching Tiger?
[12:30] <Thero> everytime someone says poised i think of martial arts.
[12:30] <Rjx> RACIALIST
[12:31] <Thero> Speaking of which
[12:31] <Thero> some girl said she thought racists were sexy.
[12:31] <Thero> I love florida ;[
[12:31] <Rjx> lesson: people are stupid
[12:32] <Thero> *You are now entering Florida* *Welcome to stupid!*
[12:32] <t3h-gr1m> Why do you think it's called FloriDUHHH?
[12:32] <Rjx> when i said "people" i included you
[12:32] <Thero> Rjx: I know.
[12:32] * t3h-gr1m steals jokes from Dave Barry with glee.
[12:32] <Thero> I'm just rolling with your punches. IT's all i can do really.
[12:32] <Rjx> yeah i'm only throwing them out while i drink as much water as i can
[12:33] <Rjx> then i'll settle down and be more docile
[12:33] <Rjx> don't take it personally
[12:33] <Thero> water?
[12:33] <t3h-gr1m> Are you hungover?
[12:33] <Thero> eh i dont
[12:33] <Thero> finally
[12:33] <Thero> i finished my soda
[12:33] <Rjx> nay, but i've been puking up a ton today
[12:33] <Thero> eww
[12:33] <Thero> stomach virus/.
[12:33] <Thero> ?
[12:33] <Rjx> and i've been getting headaches, guessing from dehydration
[12:33] <Thero> hmmm
[12:33] <t3h-gr1m> AW SHIT
[12:33] <Rjx> haha no clue
[12:34] <Thero> well if your like this tomorrow
[12:34] <t3h-gr1m> They're blowin' shit up outside
[12:34] <Thero> just go to the doctor
[12:34] <Rjx> when i started taking aripiprazole i was throwing up 10-20 times a day
[12:34] <Rjx> i got used to it as part of daily life
[12:34] <Thero> .....quick t3h-gr1m, go outside and tell use immediately back on here.
[12:34] <Thero> Because we give a damn.
[12:34] <Rjx> throat is sore so it could be something else though
[12:34] <Thero> Rjx: I couldnt do that.
[12:34] <Thero> Rjx, most liekly a stomach virus, or some kinda virus.
[12:34] <Thero> You have the Avian Bird Flu.
[12:35] <Rjx> ;[
[12:35] <Thero> SARS>
[12:35] <Thero> !!
[12:35] <Rjx> cases just got found in the UK too
[12:35] <Rjx> up in scotland
[12:35] <Thero> hmm damn
[12:35] <Thero> ill give it 6 months to a year and a half
[12:35] <Thero> before we get it in the states
[12:35] <Thero> or find it.
[12:35] <Rjx> i mean it isn't even a problem until it mutates
[12:35] <Thero> Yeah.
[12:35] <Rjx> but when it does
[12:35] <Thero> Hell it's self-limiting too.
[12:35] <Rjx> everyone is pretty much fucked
[12:36] <Rjx> but it could be as much as a decade away
[12:36] <Thero> Yeah.
[12:36] <Thero> true
[12:36] <Thero> but im going to volunteer to work at an antartic station to be safe.
[12:36] <|gamester> by then we will all be dead anyways
[12:36] <Thero> "today, 105 poeple died from the mutated avian bird flu"
[12:36] <Rjx> |gamester: if people stopped voting republican we might have made it
[12:36] <Rjx> ;[
[12:36] <Thero> "haha suckers, i love antartica" - e
[12:36] <Thero> me
[12:37] <|gamester> Rjx: lol true
[12:37] <Thero> Rjx: I had no part in the voting.
[12:37] <Thero> I turned 18 a year after.
[12:37] <Rjx> penguins are birds
[12:37] <Rjx> what makes you think you'll be safe
[12:37] <t3h-gr1m> Penguins can't fly.
[12:37] <t3h-gr1m> You can just run away from them.
[12:37] <|gamester> penguins are known to be gay too
[12:37] <Rjx> they can still travel crazily fast on ice
[12:37] <Thero> because ill be in a giant bubble-looking station in the middle of antartica,
[12:37] <|gamester> so they will probably rape you as you sleep
[12:37] <Rjx> haven't you played tuxracer
[12:37] <Thero> HAHAH
[12:37] <Rjx> .url tuxracer
[12:37] <Thero> I HAVE
[12:37] <Tubbee> http://tuxracer.sourceforge.net/
[12:38] <Rjx> bam, avian flu
[12:38] <|gamester> .url homosexual penguins
[12:38] <Tubbee> http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork/cns/2002-06-10/591.asp
[12:38] <Rjx> .url the internet is gay
[12:38] <Tubbee> http://www.gaybritain.co.uk/
[12:38] <|gamester> aids + bird flu = oh noes
[12:38] <Rjx> ...
[12:38] <Thero> ROFL
[12:38] <Thero> Rjx you have to feel proud.
[12:38] <Thero> about the internet i mean
[12:39] <Thero> Developed for science.
[12:39] <Rjx> i'm proud of the internet, just not the people who use it
[12:39] <Tark-Work> the internet is down
[12:39] <|gamester> .url the internet is a gay nigger
[12:39] <Tubbee> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America
[12:39] <|gamester> huhu
[12:39] <Thero> Used for homosexual blackmen.
[12:39] <Tark-Work> omfg
[12:39] <Rjx> well look at it this way
[12:39] <Tark-Work> I am soooo saving that for later
[12:39] <Rjx> the technology needed is being developed and spread
[12:39] <Thero> ...tark what the help
[12:39] <Rjx> regardless of what it is being used for right now
[12:39] <Thero> *hell
[12:39] <Rjx> the infrastructure is there
[12:39] <Thero> true
[12:39] <Thero> oh did you hear
[12:39] <Tark-Work> what the hell
[12:39] <Rjx> and wouldn't have been so strong if it weren't for the spread by the masses
[12:40] <Rjx> so we have to put up with myspace for now
[12:40] <Rjx> and chuck norris facts
[12:40] <Rjx> and snakes on a plane
[12:40] <Thero> google wants earthlink to provide san-francisco with free wifi
[12:40] <Thero> and pen-island
[12:40] <swight> wait wait, put up with snakes on a plane?
[12:40] <Rjx> yeah, they already do that somewhere
[12:40] <Rjx> i think
[12:40] <Thero> yaeh
[12:40] <Thero> new orleans
[12:40] <Thero> of all places
[12:40] <Tark-Work> and all your base are belong to us
[12:40] <Thero> .url wifi new orleans
[12:40] <Tubbee> http://news.com.com/New+Orleans+to+offer+free+Wi-Fi/2100-7351_3-5975845.html
[12:40] <Rjx> swight: snakes on a plane is being thrown in with chuck norris
[12:41] <Rjx> .url google free wifi
[12:41] <Tubbee> http://gigaom.com/2005/09/30/google-confirms-san-francisco-wifi-plans/
[12:41] <Tark-Work> I can just see Nawlins bitching about the wifi being down
[12:41] <Thero> Rjx: Im going to miss snakes on a plane.
[12:41] <Thero> I'll still be in basic when it comes out.
[12:41] <Thero> :(
[12:41] <Rjx> are there even people living in new orleans
[12:41] <Thero> Yeah
[12:41] <Thero> about 80% of businesses are reponded
[12:41] <|gamester> depends of your defintion of people
[12:41] <Rjx> haha
[12:41] <Thero> just most of the places arnt livable.
[12:42] <Thero> hmmm
[12:42] <Thero> Rjx: Do you consider black rednecks, white rednecks, people?
[12:42] <Rjx> they're people
[12:42] <Rjx> just not worthwhile people
[12:42] <Thero> ah
[12:42] <Thero> ok well then yes
[12:42] <Thero> there are people living there
[12:43] <Thero> what sucks is the city was fine
[12:43] <Thero> if the levees werent shitty
[12:43] <Thero> storm didnt do anything to it really till the levees gave way
[12:43] <Thero> now where i live, orlando.
[12:43] <Thero> We got raped.
[12:43] <Thero> I was out of power for a week after charley.
[12:43] <Thero> Then i had power for a week and lost it to francias.
[12:43] <Thero> for 4 days
[12:44] <Rjx> i'm telling you
[12:44] <Rjx> god is striking the red states
[12:44] <Thero> heh
[12:44] <Thero> I just wish charley would of done something useful.
[12:44] <Thero> Like drown miami.
[12:44] <Rjx> i read a pretty ridiculous article on sfgate this morning
[12:45] <Rjx> abstinence groups are opposing giving young girls vaccinations to cut their cha
[12:45] <Rjx> because they say it'll encourage sexual promiscuity
[12:45] <Thero> Hello and welcome to a whole new level of stupid.
[12:45] <Serena[T]> oh man
[12:46] <Rjx> the abstinence program is a stupid idea to begin with
[12:46] <Serena[T]> do you have a link by any chance
[12:46] <Thero> Yeah, nothing gets my new girlfriend hotter than cancer-talk.
[12:46] <Rjx> young people are going to have sex whatever you tell them
[12:46] <swight> Rjx yah, I heard that before, insane.
[12:46] <Thero> "oh baby, your cells are dividing abnormally and you might die, oh yes"
[12:46] <Rjx> telling them condoms don't help prevent STDs
[12:46] <Rjx> and blah blah
[12:46] <Rjx> is just stupid
[12:46] <Thero> depends what kinda std tho
[12:46] <Rjx> hold on Serena[T]
[12:47] <Thero> because you can transmit crabs almost any damn way
[12:47] <Rjx> well the pope went to africa and told everyone condoms don't stop the spread of
[12:47] <Rjx> well crabs aren't a disease
[12:47] <Rjx> as such
[12:47] <Thero> true
[12:47] <Thero> well rjx
[12:47] <Thero> you have to remember
[12:47] <Thero> the pope has that huge fucking hat on
[12:47] <Thero> you cant be smart with a thinking cap like that
[12:47] <Rjx> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/10/31/MNG2LFGJFT1.DTL
[12:47] <Rjx> Serena[T]
[12:47] <Serena[T]> not that half the people agree that aids exists in the first place...
[12:47] <Serena[T]> ty
[12:47] <Rjx> there are some great quotes further down in the article
[12:48] <swight> Condoms don't stop the spread of HIV, showers do!
[12:48] <Rjx> raping babies does
[12:48] <Serena[T]> raping does
[12:48] <Serena[T]> lol
[12:48] <Thero> I would like to see it that if you don't have your HPV vaccine, you can't sta
[12:48] <Serena[T]> stupid
[12:48] <Rjx> well that makes sense
[12:48] <Thero> fucking dumb man
[12:49] <Rjx> that's saying all kids SHOULD have it
[12:49] <swight> yes, very much so
[12:49] <Thero> true
[12:49] <Thero> but you can be the smartest person in the world, and not have good health ins
[12:49] <Rjx> which i agree with, why deprive the children of adequate protection against can
[12:49] <wind`> damn it's hot out
[12:49] <Thero> some dude i know couldnt go on in school cause he couldnt get a shot
[12:49] <Thero> well yeah i see that
[12:49] <Rjx> well it's hyperbole
[12:49] <Rjx> the point is that everyone should be getting them prior to high school
[12:49] <swight> wind: How hot is it?
[12:50] <wind`> hotter then your mom
[12:50] <Rjx> it's so hot, i poured mcdonalds coffee on my lap to cool off
[12:50] <wind`> :p
[12:50] <wind`> hohohoho
[12:50] <Thero> "There are people who sense that it could cause people to feel like sexual be
[12:50] <Thero> SEX = CANCER
[12:50] <Thero> apparently.
[12:50] <swight> well that's not very hot.
[12:51] <wind`> has anyone seen thank you for smoking?
[12:51] <Thero> The day someone comes into a hospital and says " I got cancer from sex " is t
[12:51] <Rjx> well cervical cancer comes from HPV a large amount of the time
[12:51] <Serena[T]> research causes cancer
[12:51] <Rjx> and HPV is sexually transmitted
[12:51] <swight> Thero, not directly, but the std that causes cervical cancer is sexually tra
[12:51] <Rjx> HPV being the virus that can also cause genital warts
[12:51] <Thero> eh didnt know that.
[12:52] <Thero> They dont teach you this in school.
[12:52] <Rjx> they don't, and they should
[12:52] <Thero> Only that its not safe to have prema
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