Session Start: Thu Apr 06 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:02] <Stereo``> my gut says no
[00:03] <skeggs> listen to your heart
[00:03] <TMH_> haha
[00:19] <SohcahWTF> http://gear.ign.com/articles/700/700258p1.html
[00:19] <SohcahWTF> HOLY SHIT
[00:19] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[00:19] <Sohcahtoa> I don't see the PS3 succeeding at all if it gets released with that kind
[00:20] <johnstone> ... Who's going to pay that?
[00:39] <TMH_> people who would like to play ps3 games
[00:39] <TMH_> I think it's $600 to make it
[00:39] <TMH_> generaly they sell consoles at a loss
[00:39] <TMH_> and make cash back with games
[00:42] <Sohcahtoa> Exactly
[00:42] <Sohcahtoa> I guarantee that a PS2 cost more than $300 to make when they released it
[00:53] <Sohcahtoa> Meh...this is probably hella old, but... http://youtube.com/watch?v=AwVat
[00:54] <ExZippo> http://www.marriedtothesea.com/today.gif
[00:58] <sxh> MIKE JONES
[00:58] <sxh> iiiiiiiiiiiii
[00:58] <sxh> stay flossin' in that candy paint
[00:58] <sxh> blowing dank sipping drank
[00:58] <sxh> tearing up the lane yea
[00:58] <sxh> ;[
[00:59] <Darth_Kni> morning
[01:13] * diab|aw is now known as diab-
[01:17] <Rjx_> 'morning
[01:17] <tHM1> yes it is
[01:17] <tHM1> what's your point?
[01:17] <ExZippo> I found a picture
[01:17] <ExZippo> That I'd like you all to see
[01:17] <ExZippo> http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7254/395452156l7gv.jpg
[01:18] <tHM1> why?
[01:18] <tHM1> what the hell is that thing?
[01:19] <Ifrit> calc 499 eur in nok
[01:19] <cadaver> - 499 Euros = 3933.3903 Norwegian kroner
[01:22] <ExZippo> tHM1: http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7612/350446991l2yu.jpg
[01:27] <ExZippo> http://www.indietits.com/comics/tomdelay.png
[01:28] <Thadius> woah
[01:28] <Ifrit> http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/acetone~oblivion02.jpg
[01:28] <Ifrit> WTF
[01:29] <Ifrit> http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/acetone~oblivion05.jpg
[01:29] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/cups.jpeg
[01:29] <Rjx_> what
[01:29] <Rjx_> those are all cups
[01:29] <Thadius> crazy
[01:30] <Thadius> and i thought i was bored on irc...
[01:30] <ExZippo> Rjx: Holy fuck
[01:31] <Rjx_> haha http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/stomped.gif
[01:31] <Kurin> Why are there so many cups
[01:32] <Thadius> because there was alot of coffee
[01:32] <Rjx_> no clue
[01:32] <ExZippo> Rjx: THAT BASTARD
[01:32] <ExZippo> >:|
[01:32] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/I%20know%20it%27s%2
[01:32] <Rjx_> last tmbo.org of the morning
[01:33] <ExZippo> Is that a penis or an arm?
[01:33] <ExZippo> Also where is the arm going?
[01:33] <ExZippo> It just vanishes
[01:33] <Kurin> That poor chick
[01:33] <Kurin> I thought it was going into her pants
[01:33] <ExZippo> It does
[01:33] <ExZippo> but where is the arm
[01:33] <ExZippo> in the pants leg?
[01:33] <Kurin> Oh
[01:33] <Stereo``> i think it's going into the crotch
[01:33] <Stereo``> maybe she's scratching her ass
[01:34] <ExZippo> Self-fisting in a restarunt?
[01:34] <ExZippo> I want to meet this chick
[01:34] <Kurin> She's cute though
[01:34] <Thadius> i wanna take her to dinner
[01:34] <Rjx_> new ie exploit
[01:34] <Rjx_> address spoofing
[01:35] <ExZippo> Rjx: I called it, where is my free shirt?
[01:35] <Thadius> yay
[01:35] <Stereo``> not the @goatse.ca thing again?
[01:35] <Rjx_> http://secunia.com/Internet_Explorer_Address_Bar_Spoofing_Vulnerability_Test/
[01:36] <Stereo``> that looks a lot like google to me :\
[01:36] <Stereo``> *tries in IE*
[01:36] * Thadius hides IE
[01:36] <ExZippo> Stereo``: Here's a funny joke
[01:36] <ExZippo> http://www.indietits.com/comics/blogs.png
[01:36] <Kurin> Hey what do you know, it's vulnerable
[01:37] <Stereo``> ah i see
[01:37] <Stereo``> in opera it opened up as 2 seperate popups
[01:37] <Rjx_> Bird flu confirmed in dead swan
[01:37] <Rjx_> Map of Scotland
[01:37] <Rjx_> Preliminary tests have confirmed the H5 avian flu virus in a sample from a swa
[01:37] <Darth_Kni> nothing happens in firefox
[01:37] <Stereo``> in IE the 2nd one went in the same window
[01:37] <Rjx_> 08:36 < Darth_Kni> nothing happens in firefox
[01:37] <Stereo``> well, i had to confirm opening them
[01:37] <Rjx_> because it's an internet explorer exploit
[01:38] * Thadius slaps Rjx
[01:38] <Rjx_> nothing happens in lynx
[01:38] <Thadius> :O
[01:39] <Stereo``> funny
[01:39] <Stereo``> in opera it went to .com, in ie it went to .ca
[01:40] <Darth_Kni> maybe ie is canadian
[01:40] <Rjx_> maybe its irish
[01:40] <Rjx_> !cc .ie
[01:40] <cadaver> .ie: Ireland
[01:43] <Rjx_> Neurosurgeon Kenneth Smith has performed a revolutionary operation on St Louis
[01:44] <Ifrit> http://www.helpwinmybet.com/ <- Help the man
[01:44] <Stereo``> i've already been
[01:44] <Stereo``> 3somes are good
[01:44] <Stereo``> holy crap
[01:44] <Rjx_> that site is one big ad
[01:44] <bbrazil> nope, dosn't work in .ie (in Firefox)
[01:44] <ExZippo> Did/Do any of you guys play Magic: The Gathering?
[01:44] <Stereo``> last time i looked it was at ~850,000
[01:45] <Rjx_> the metrodate link is a pay-per-click link
[01:45] <Rjx_> affiliate
[01:45] <Rjx_> guy is probably cashing in like crazy
[01:45] <Ifrit> ExZippo, yeah
[01:45] <ExZippo> Ifrit: You want this Black Lotus card thing I found?
[01:45] <Ifrit> Uhm, sure
[01:46] <Ifrit> But how?
[01:46] <ExZippo> HAHA YOU NERD
[01:46] <Stereo``> wow, 2 million unique by april 1 '07?
[01:46] <Stereo``> >_<
[01:46] <Kurin> Why are there governmental restrictions on eye surgery
[01:46] <Ifrit> ExZippo, was there a point?
[01:46] <ExZippo> Nope
[01:46] <Rjx_> if god wanted us to see he would've given us eyes
[01:46] <ExZippo> I just wanted to burn you for being a nerd
[01:47] <ExZippo> Rjx_: There was some optic impland thing that was a 80x80 pixel thing that
[01:47] <ExZippo> it was a while ago
[01:47] <ExZippo> connected to the BRAIN
[01:47] <Ifrit> 1: I have MTG cards, haven't played in years
[01:47] <ExZippo> probably slightly higher res now
[01:47] <Ifrit> 2: I'm a nerd anyway, I don't give a fuck
[01:48] <Ifrit> So I don't see your point, so to speak
[01:48] <ExZippo> This would have worked better on a closet nerd.
[01:48] <Ifrit> hah
[01:48] <Kurin> I dunno, he's making a pretty big deal out of it
[01:48] <Kurin> I think you cut him deep
[01:49] <Ifrit> Is the black lotus card special in any way?
[01:49] <Kurin> You can tap it for THREE mana of ANY color
[01:49] <Kurin> I mean
[01:49] <Kurin> I dunno
[01:49] <Kurin> I don't play MTG
[01:49] <Kurin> Nerd
[01:49] <Ifrit> heh
[01:49] <ExZippo> NERD
[01:49] <Stereo``> i hear it's pretty rare
[01:49] <Rjx_> you get the +5 amulet of bling-bling
[01:49] <Stereo``> and worth like a thousand bucks
[01:49] <Ifrit> three mana of any color each round would be quite practical
[01:49] <Stereo``> cause people are nerds
[01:50] <bbrazil> don't you have to put it in the graveyard after use? Or am I thinking of a
[01:50] <ExZippo> Stereo``: I'm a nerd for wanting to see SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE the
[01:50] <Stereo``> no
[01:50] <Ifrit> I have no idea
[01:50] <diab-> http://www.helpwinmybet.com/ <-- i agree
[01:50] <Ifrit> :D
[01:50] <Stereo``> it probably would not have got as much publicity
[01:50] <Stereo``> if not for the internet
[01:50] <Stereo``> btut still
[01:50] <Ifrit> If not for the snakes
[01:50] <Kurin> And if not for the great name
[01:51] <Stereo``> i think i saw an ad for it a while back
[01:51] <bbrazil> Ifrit: http://members.tripod.com/~archangle1998/2blackl.jpg
[01:51] <Kurin> Then again Serenity was a big deal on the internet
[01:51] <Ifrit> PANDAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE
[01:51] <Ifrit> See?
[01:51] <Kurin> And like 8 people went to see it
[01:51] <Ifrit> Snakes.
[01:51] <ExZippo> All they need to do is have "SNAKES ON A PLANE" blare up on the screen with
[01:51] <ExZippo> and everyone will go because shit
[01:51] <ExZippo> SNAKES.
[01:51] <ExZippo> On a PLANE.
[01:51] <Ifrit> YEAH
[01:51] <Stereo``> yeah
[01:52] <Stereo``> just big letters
[01:52] <Stereo``> full screen
[01:52] <Rjx_> snakes on a plane is getting annoying
[01:52] <Stereo``> "SNAKES ON A PLANE"
[01:52] <Stereo``> "Oct 23, 06"
[01:52] <ExZippo> with the Voice Over Guy saying SNAKES ON A PLANE
[01:52] <Rjx_> i thought it died out months ago
[01:52] <Rjx_> and now its back
[01:52] <Rjx_> with a vengance
[01:52] <ExZippo> Rjx: It'll come out and be awesome and you know it.
[01:53] <Ifrit> You know
[01:53] <Ifrit> S.o.a.P
[01:53] <Ifrit> Snakes on a Plane
[01:53] <Stereo``> i think it'll come out and suck
[01:53] <Rjx_> If there were really SNAKES ON A PLANE Chuck Norris would eat them all because
[01:53] <Stereo``> and noone will care, cause it's SNAKES ON A PLANE
[01:53] <Ifrit> Enough is enough
[01:53] <ExZippo> Chuck Norris sells ab mashines on late night TV. The only thing he's eating
[01:54] <Ifrit> Wtf, I'm gonna get that 0day, tie my mother to the chair and force her to wat
[01:54] <Ifrit> She hates snakes
[01:54] <Stereo``> Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had an arm wrestling competition. The Earth l
[01:55] <Sohcahtoa> hah
[01:55] <Rjx_> i'm going to tie your mother to a share and do her Clockwork Orange style
[01:55] <Kurin> just SINGING in the rain
[01:55] <ExZippo> Vin Diesel has one advantage over Chuck Norris. He's not a fucking moron. H
[01:56] <diab-> Chuck Norris can touch mc hammer.
[01:56] <diab-> i bet vin diesel can't do that!
[01:56] <diab-> i dont like vin diesel
[01:56] <Rjx_> guy looks like a penis
[01:57] <ExZippo> Vin was on the Daily Show and was funny.
[01:57] <Rjx_> if you play with vin diesel too much he'll shoot white goo at you
[01:58] <ExZippo> Rjx_: http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41344000/jpg/_41344717_1baton300.j
[01:58] <Rjx_> haha
[01:59] <Rjx_> the bbc sometimes has some hilarious photo captions
[01:59] <Rjx_> this was the best
[01:59] <Rjx_> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4517995.stm
[01:59] <ExZippo> He's gonna get that thing RIGHT in the crotch.
[01:59] <Stereo``> lol
[01:59] <Stereo``> "love is like pissing your pants , everyone can see it but only you can fe
[01:59] <ExZippo> hahaha
[01:59] <Rjx_> Stereo: old
[01:59] <ExZippo> "Ninja fighters often wear purple"
[01:59] <Rjx_> haha yeah ExZippo
[01:59] <Rjx_> i remember seeing that when the article came out
[01:59] <ExZippo> the BBC is fucking awesome
[01:59] <Rjx_> and being like '...what'
[02:00] <Rjx_> they have some really funny ones from time to time
[02:01] <ExZippo> Rjx_: http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9813/brunch5rq.jpg
[02:02] <Rjx_> two of those guys look spookily familiar
[02:02] <ExZippo> OH GOD
[02:02] <ExZippo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/arcoiriseg/LOLCAT.jpg
[02:02] <ExZippo> WHAT THE FUCK
[02:02] <Rjx_> haha holy
[02:02] <Kurin> photoshop?
[02:02] <Rjx_> that + nick berg + photoshop = win
[02:03] <ExZippo> It's not a photoshop
[02:03] <ExZippo> She's a vet
[02:03] <ExZippo> :(((((((((((
[02:03] <Kurin> And that's a cat head?
[02:03] <Kurin> so
[02:03] <anthill> http://www.helpwinmybet.com/
[02:03] <anthill> ^^^
[02:03] <Kurin> why did she remove the rest of the cat?
[02:03] <Kurin> Man that link is really going around
[02:03] <Rjx_> STOP IT STOP IT
[02:04] <Rjx_> you're just feeding some guy's fortune
[02:04] <anthill> sorry if it's old
[02:04] <anthill> i just saw it
[02:04] <ExZippo> dude
[02:04] <ExZippo> http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/6838/sigmund7hf.gif
[02:04] <Rjx_> anthill: the metrodate link is an affiliate link
[02:04] <Rjx_> pay-per-click
[02:04] <anthill> o rly
[02:04] <ExZippo> Today has been awesome for pictures
[02:04] <Rjx_> guy must be caching in like nuts
[02:04] <Stereo``> haha
[02:05] <ExZippo> http://ff02.photofile.ru/photo/00c/386/1246183/large/17635781394434c7e35bfe
[02:05] <Stereo``> freud punching a guy in the face so hard his eyeballs explode out =o
[02:05] <ExZippo> Even cooler
[02:05] <Thadius> freudian slip ?
[02:06] <ExZippo> Can't afford an MP3 player?
[02:06] <ExZippo> http://www.funzor.net/upl/sep/4.2/car/3.jpg
[02:10] <Kurin> http://www.nethash.org/ hahaha, do a view source
[02:10] <Rjx_> haha
[02:11] <Rjx_> that's awesome
[02:11] <ExZippo> "PLAY FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE WHILE I RIDE, SLAVE"
[02:25] <Ifrit> He won his bet
[02:25] <Ifrit> 2033700 hits
[02:26] <TMH_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Kallmann1.jpg
[02:26] <TMH_> nsfw^^^
[02:26] <TMH_> poor guy :(
[02:27] <Ifrit> he's getting over 10000 a minute i think
[02:27] <Ifrit> TMH_, will i regret watching that? (I'm eating)
[02:27] <Rjx_> less childporn please
[02:27] <johnstone> Jesus god sweet shit on a cracker what the hell am I looking at/
[02:27] <Kurin> hahaha
[02:27] <Kurin> micropenis
[02:27] <TMH_> hey I said nsfw so shutuppayawithyamouth
[02:28] <Rjx_> well pictures of some kid's shrunken penis
[02:28] <Rjx_> aren't really safe anywhere
[02:28] <TMH_> firstly if that was a kid
[02:28] <TMH_> I don't think it'd be on wikipedia
[02:28] <Stereo``> why's it so brown
[02:28] <TMH_> secondly images of naked children is actually legal within a medical context
[02:28] <Kurin> It'd be on wikipedoia, hahahaha haha heh hm
[02:28] <TMH_> so if you get arrested thats what you argue
[02:29] <TMH_> thirdly its not like you actually seeked that picture out
[02:29] <TMH_> by joining swight's kiddy porn yahoo group or something
[02:30] <Kurin> sought
[02:30] <Ifrit> One of the worst things about the world
[02:30] <TMH_> sought thank you kurin
[02:30] <TMH_> I knew I was using the wrong word
[02:30] <Ifrit> That there are people who enjoy making other people watch harlequin fetuses a
[02:30] <TMH_> yeah I'm desentisised to that shit by the way
[02:31] <TMH_> what have you done to me internet ;[
[02:31] <Ifrit> I'm not
[02:31] <Rjx_> yeah me too by now
[02:31] <Kurin> Hey look it's a baby with blood sacks for eye
[02:31] <Kurin> s
[02:31] <Rjx_> haha
[02:31] <Kurin> I think harlequin babies still freak me out
[02:31] <TMH_> haha
[02:31] <TMH_> when I read that phrase
[02:31] <Rjx_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/59855_sexyXzienka.jpg
[02:31] <TMH_> "blood sacks"
[02:31] <Rjx_> grandma porn
[02:31] <Rjx_> nsfw
[02:31] <Ifrit> Desensitised to blood and guts (for the most part) but not seing people actua
[02:31] <Jewel> re
[02:31] <TMH_> I just heard "blood sacks, baby blood sacks, blood sacks, BLOOD SACKS BABY" to
[02:32] <Rjx_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/58180_britney%20retarded%20hrhr.jpg
[02:32] <Rjx_> britney spears ladies and gentlemen
[02:32] <Rjx_> sfw
[02:32] <TMH_> the blood sacks are a little old place where we caaaan get togetheeeer
[02:32] <Jewel> anyone seen flavour?
[02:32] <Ifrit> I can't stand watching vids of skaters breaking lower arms 90 degrees and cra
[02:32] <Rjx_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/62006_useless.jpg
[02:32] <Rjx_> how about that
[02:32] <Ifrit> for instance
[02:32] <Rjx_> its a guy cutting his penis off
[02:32] <Rjx_> with frames for each stage
[02:32] <Ifrit> I've seen that one
[02:32] <Ifrit> Sadly
[02:32] <Kurin> What'd he have against his dick?
[02:32] <Ifrit> I regret that very very very very very much
[02:33] <Rjx_> actually i think this image is one of the most hilarious things i've seen on t
[02:33] <Rjx_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/73463_favoritecolor.jpg
[02:33] <diab-> WHAT KIND OF A SICK MOTHER... HOLY CRAP.
[02:33] <Rjx_> its not safe for work, but not bloody/gore or anything
[02:33] <Rjx_> not disturbing
[02:33] <Ifrit> what, like biggernigger?
[02:33] <Ifrit> that's shit sick
[02:33] <Rjx_> well maybe a little
[02:33] <Rjx_> biggernigger?
[02:34] <Ifrit> I barely saw it, but got nauseus
[02:34] <Ifrit> I'm not sure what it is, but it looks like a half-nude decomposing woman
[02:34] <Rjx_> haha
[02:34] <Rjx_> i remember the first time i saw pain.jpg
[02:34] <Ifrit> with a crusty vaginal area
[02:34] <Rjx_> made me feel dizzy and sick
[02:34] <anthill> you got a boner, didn't you
[02:34] <Ifrit> i will say no more
[02:35] <Rjx_> well yeah, but not till after
[02:35] <Ifrit> anthill, i got projectile vomit
[02:35] <TMH_> you can't marry him he's mine :(
[02:35] <TMH_> anyway evidently I am tired as fuck so naturally I must wander into town and g
[02:35] <Ifrit> pain?
[02:35] <TMH_> and get some food or something
[02:35] <TMH_> bye bye
[02:35] <Ifrit> So, I'm watching Lost now
[02:35] <Rjx_> the pain.jpg series has most of the web's worst images
[02:35] <Rjx_> combined into one
[02:35] <Ifrit> Got the first season
[02:36] <Rjx_> car crash victims, exploded burned faces
[02:36] <Ifrit> never seen more than ep. 1 before
[02:36] <Rjx_> STD infected vaginas
[02:36] <Rjx_> you name it
[02:36] <Ifrit> I don't want to
[02:36] <anthill> url pain.jpg
[02:36] <cadaver> - "pain.jpg": http://www.technion.ac.il/~yehudit/web-gallery/pages/pain.htm
[02:36] <anthill> there you go
[02:36] <Ifrit> Ive told you how shit like that affect me, you know
[02:36] <Stereo``> yeah i got nauseous from wiki's page on gangreen
[02:36] <Stereo``> gangrene*
[02:37] <Ifrit> anyways, please change subject
[02:37] <Rjx_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/72048_gundamcosplay9dq.jpg
[02:37] <Rjx_> hahah
[02:37] <Stereo``> pictures of feet rotting =\
[02:37] <Ifrit> I'm eating too
[02:37] <Rjx_> cosplay!
[02:37] <Rjx_> always hilarious
[02:37] <Ifrit> Rjx, the guy with the boxes around his limbs?
[02:37] <Rjx_> http://diginyo.free.fr/cosplay/001.jpg
[02:38] <ExZippo> Rjx: hahahahaha
[02:38] <Stereo``> hahahaha
[02:39] <Rjx_> i don't find it ridiculous in itself
[02:39] <Rjx_> just some of the costumes are so terrible
[02:40] <Rjx_> alright meditation time
[02:40] <Rjx_> bbiab
[02:47] * diab- is now known as diab|aw
[02:48] <Kurin> The people who run spam blacklists always turn out to be the biggest assholes
[02:49] <ExZippo> Who wants to see a creepy website?
[02:49] <Ifrit> hooo
[02:49] <ExZippo> http://www.nuclearbeef.com/kari_byron_and_scottie_chapman_pics/
[02:49] <Ifrit> here's the robot dinosaur
[02:57] <Ifrit> ExZippo, I've seen a video somewhere with every clip of them from the balloon
[02:57] <Ifrit> just took out every clip that had them in it and put it in one vid
[02:57] <ExZippo> While I do agree kari is fucking hot
[02:57] <Ifrit> <3
[02:57] <ExZippo> an entire webpage devoted to pictures of her from the show is...
[02:57] <ExZippo> Disturbing to me
[02:57] <Ifrit> hehe
[02:57] <Ifrit> I know
[02:58] <Ifrit> It's not the entire webpage
[02:58] <Ifrit> it's some blog entries
[02:58] <Ifrit> or something
[03:03] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[03:09] <Ifrit> Lost ep. 2
[03:10] <Ifrit> first time i'm seeing more than ep1
[03:18] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:23] <Ifrit> Fucking hell
[03:23] <ExZippo> timmo: "attack of the Zombie" bu Richard Kenou (www.missinghead.co.uk)
[03:23] <ExZippo> by
[03:24] <ExZippo> It's like, a short zombie art film.
[03:24] <Ifrit> now even imdb has interstitial ads
[03:36] <Ifrit> wtf,polarbear
[03:37] <ExZippo> Ifrit: I'll ruin lost for you
[03:37] <ExZippo> It's a simulation
[03:37] <Rjx_> haha how can you ruin LOST?
[03:37] <Rjx_> nothing ever gets explained
[03:37] <Rjx_> ever
[03:37] <ExZippo> Rjx: You make something up :D
[03:37] <Rjx_> that's what the writers of the show are doing
[03:37] <ExZippo> I know
[03:37] <ExZippo> I hate that show
[03:38] <Rjx_> hey man! polar bearrrrrrrrrr
[03:38] <Rjx_> oh noes, numbers D:
[03:38] <Rjx_> polar bear again
[03:38] <Rjx_> WTF FRENCH WOMAN
[03:38] <Rjx_> NUMBERSSSSSSSSSSSS
[03:38] <Rjx_> sekret passage
[03:38] <ExZippo> The realised it was popular halfway through the first season and decided fu
[03:38] <Rjx_> oh noes, polar bears
[03:38] <Rjx_> HEY GUYS I CAN WALK
[03:38] <ExZippo> Rjx: JIN SPEAKING ENGLISH?!?!
[03:38] <Rjx_> oops wait no
[03:38] <Rjx_> HEROIN!!
[03:38] <Rjx_> haha
[03:39] <Rjx_> me and sara watched the whole of the first season
[03:39] <ExZippo> Seriously though it's a terrible show
[03:39] <Rjx_> i think she forgot the name of the other korean one
[03:39] <Rjx_> so i told her it was tonic
[03:39] <ExZippo> hahahaha
[03:39] <Rjx_> she only believed it for about 3 minutes
[03:39] <ExZippo> aww
[03:39] <Rjx_> jin and...tonic
[03:39] <Rjx_> WAIT
[03:39] <Rjx_> but yeah i agree
[03:39] <Rjx_> that's exactly what it feels like
[03:39] <Rjx_> it was awesome for the first 6 episodes or so
[03:40] <Ifrit> Is it safe?
[03:40] <Rjx_> till i realised that they really were making shit up as they go along
[03:40] <Rjx_> Ifrit: it isn't possible to spoil LOST
[03:40] <Rjx_> just so you know
[03:40] <ExZippo> so they find out It's a simulation
[03:40] <Rjx_> because nothing EVER gets explained
[03:40] <ExZippo> and it's like the fucking matrix
[03:40] <Rjx_> hahah
[03:40] <ExZippo> hahaha
[03:40] <ExZippo> Rjx: Let's keep doing this
[03:40] <Rjx_> JOHN LOCKE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
[03:41] <Rjx_> JOHN LOCKE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
[03:41] <ExZippo> Then walt kills jin with a knife in the back, turns our he was the polar be
[03:41] <ExZippo> seriously what the hell
[03:41] <Rjx_> you find out later that the reason the plane crashes
[03:41] <Rjx_> was that it was over the weight limit
[03:41] <Rjx_> due to being filled with snakes
[03:41] <Rjx_> and the whole show is a promo for the movie
[03:41] <maru> V BOMBS HOGSWARTHS
[03:41] <ExZippo> FERROMAGNETIC SCULPTURE ON GBSTV
[03:42] <ExZippo> holy shit
[03:42] <Rjx_> haha maru
[03:44] <Kurin> Man
[03:44] <Kurin> How the fuck can a million dorks wet themselves over One Winged Angel, and th
[03:45] <Rjx_> what is one winged angel
[03:45] <Kurin> It's that stupid song that plays in FF7 when you fight Sephiroth
[03:46] <Rjx_> haha
[03:46] <Rjx_> one pill makes you larger
[03:46] <Rjx_> and one pill makes you small
[03:46] <ExZippo> Kurin: The version they use in the FF7 movie is cool because they made it a
[03:46] <Rjx_> and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
[03:46] <ExZippo> also I like classical music
[03:47] <Rjx_> i've never really enjoyed anything other than Mozart
[03:47] <Rjx_> Bach/Tchaikovsky never appealed to me
[03:48] <Kurin> Do you go for bombast or what
[03:48] <ExZippo> Japanese live action shows are always insane and cool
[03:48] <ExZippo> Earth Defender Freshman is funny
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> SOMEONE FOUND THE REST OF THE FREUDE COMIC
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=17tq1.jpg
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=23ag1.jpg
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=35rr.gif
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=42rr.gif
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=56ax.gif
[03:52] <ExZippo> <ExZippo> http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=63dh.gif
[03:52] <Kurin> CHO!
[03:54] <ExZippo> CHO!
[03:54] <Stereo``> i can't help but laugh
[03:55] <Stereo``> it's just so ridiculous
[03:56] <ExZippo> Stereo``: CHO!
[03:56] <ExZippo> If that was a real, syndicated comic, I'd buy it
[03:59] <Rjx_> http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4397/56ax.gif
[03:59] <Rjx_> that's the best one
[03:59] <Kurin> In the V for Vendetta comic do they ever reveal more about Vs past?
[03:59] <Kurin> V's
[04:00] <ExZippo> Yes
[04:00] <ExZippo> He's a steam-punk robot
[04:00] <ExZippo> from mars
[04:00] <Kurin> That explains a whole lot
[04:01] <Rjx_> The dozens of prisoners injected with the serum all died horribly, all except
[04:01] <Rjx_> Over time, the man was made to work in the camp's vegetable gardens, which pro
[04:01] <Kurin> Well I mean before that
[04:02] <Stereo``> he developed ne
[04:02] <Rjx_> Evey Hammond speculated in the comic that V might be her own father, who was a
[04:03] <Stereo``> you could just link to the wikipedia article
[04:03] <Kurin> Valerie was hot in the movie
[04:03] <Kurin> Too bad they gassed her
[04:03] <Rjx_> you could just fine it yourself
[04:04] <Rjx_> find
[04:07] <ExZippo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=308456653#post308
[04:07] <ExZippo> we could not stop laughing at the bit in the treehouse of horror when bart
[04:07] <Stereo``> i'm not allowed to look cause i'm not registered
[04:08] <ExZippo> so he decided to get the fist shaking bit as an avatar
[04:08] <Stereo``> !cc .za
[04:08] <cadaver> .za: South Africa
[04:08] <ExZippo> Stereo``: I'll relink, one sec
[04:08] <ExZippo> Stereo``: http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4002/titlearmourking5mu.gif
[04:08] <Stereo``> don't have a credit card, and thus no luck
[04:13] <Kurin> CHO!
[04:13] <Kurin> Maybe we can make that the next thing-to-get-annoyed-about
[04:13] <Kurin> Like Chuck Norris
[04:15] * yorhel blaat?
[04:16] <Twin`> [6:44] <Kurin> How the fuck can a million dorks wet themselves over One
[04:16] <Twin`> I don't think the song is really that good to begin with. It has it's fine mo
[04:17] <Twin`> but overall, it's nothing special
[04:17] <Kurin> That doesn't change the fact that a million dorks wet themselves when they he
[04:17] <Twin`> but to the defense of the dorks
[04:18] <Twin`> the orchestrated version of it sounds worse
[04:18] <Kurin> From what I remember the orchestrated version was straight from the game
[04:18] <Kurin> There were singers and everything
[04:18] <Kurin> They even were in the credits
[04:18] <Kurin> soprano alto tenor bass
[04:18] <Twin`> i never thought the song really worked.
[04:19] <Twin`> "Nice try, welcome to Fail."
[04:19] <Rjx_> you know what would be pretty cool, but a little warped
[04:19] <Kurin> Okay I guess there actually IS an orchestrated version, but I don't think it'
[04:20] <Twin`> what rjx?
[04:20] <Rjx_> imagine you could have an embedded computer the size of a pin-head, with 802.1
[04:20] <Rjx_> and you could find potential employers
[04:20] <Rjx_> and shoot it at them with a dart-gun
[04:20] <Twin`> okay, see, this is why nano machinery scares the shit out of me.
[04:20] <Rjx_> so it gets stuck in part of their body
[04:20] <Rjx_> and then whenever they use a wireless laptop or something
[04:20] <Rjx_> it'll show the implant as a wireless network, unencrypted
[04:20] <Rjx_> and they'll connect to it
[04:21] <Rjx_> and it'll show your resume
[04:21] <Rjx_> direct from their ass
[04:21] <Stereo``> i dunno if you can transmit 802.11b from an antenna on something the size
[04:21] <Twin`> k, maybe this isn't why nano machinery scares me
[04:21] <Rjx_> well that's what i said 'imagine'
[04:21] <Stereo``> you might have to have it like, spin out a line
[04:21] <Rjx_> *why
[04:21] <Kurin> Stereo``: I'm looking at it.
[04:21] <Rjx_> you have to ASSUME that it is possible for the hypothetical case
[04:21] <Kurin> It's 2.4GHz
[04:21] <Kurin> That might be small enough for a pinhead
[04:22] <Stereo``> uh
[04:22] <Twin`> i'm afraid someone will develop like, a nano scarab beetle
[04:22] <Stereo``> about 8cm 1/2 wave
[04:22] <Stereo``> i believe
[04:22] <Kurin> Oh
[04:22] <Kurin> Well then it's not
[04:22] <Twin`> that will burrow through your skin
[04:22] <Stereo``> i don't remember for sure
[04:22] <Twin`> and then work it's way to your heart
[04:22] <Twin`> and start chopping off your veins
[04:22] <Stereo``> it's big enough that the mesh on microwaves (also 2.4GHz) stops it
[04:22] <Rjx_> Twin: how is that any worse than getting shot
[04:22] <Rjx_> are you scared of how many people own guns
[04:22] <Twin`> no, mostly because i can see the gun
[04:23] <Stereo``> if you're lucky it'll be electric and you can kill it with a big magnet
[04:23] <Twin`> how am i supposed to know that some shit i can't see is inside me eating at m
[04:23] <Rjx_> personally i'm scared of the abilities that personal cloaking technology will
[04:23] <Rjx_> *grant
[04:24] <Rjx_> probably because by the time the technology comes about
[04:24] <Rjx_> i won't be one of them
[04:24] <Twin`> on guns though, i will revise that, i'm not afraid of short range guns. high
[04:24] <Kurin> Yeah it's 12cm
[04:25] <Kurin> So a pinhead would be too big
[04:25] <Twin`> too big?
[04:25] <Kurin> I mean small
[04:25] <Kurin> The signal would be too big
[04:25] <Kurin> heh
[04:25] <Rjx_> that's what she said
[04:25] <Stereo``> "it's 12cm"?
[04:26] <Rjx_> !calc 12cm in inches
[04:26] <Rjx_> calc 12cm in inches
[04:26] <cadaver> - 12 centimeters = 4.72440945 inches
[04:26] <Rjx_> yeah maybe
[04:26] <Rjx_> i've come up with better "that's what she said" timings
[04:26] <Kurin> The wavelength is 12cm
[04:27] <Kurin> http://www.1728.com/freqwave.htm that'll do it all neat like
[04:27] <swight> ???? <TMH_> by joining swight's kiddy porn yahoo group or something
[04:27] <Twin`> why is there not a ghz button on this site. THIS CALCULATOR SUCKS
[04:28] <TMH_> hahaha
[04:28] <Stereo``> 12.491cm -> .4'
[04:29] <TMH_> scroll up for a short discussion on child pornography
[04:29] <TMH_> and why the ????
[04:29] <TMH_> GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE?
[04:29] <TMH_> HUH? HUH?
[04:29] <Stereo``> i guess 4.9"
[04:29] <Kurin> So you'd have to have the guy eat the pinhead
[04:29] <Kurin> Then it could spool an antena out in his colon
[04:29] <Kurin> Then he'd get the wireless signal
[04:29] <Kurin> Then he'd shit your resume
[04:31] <Twin`> all wee need is a wireless standard at 1,000 GHz
[04:31] <swight> lol no, I think I'm pretty open about my kiddy porn activities
[04:31] <Twin`> and the pinhead thing could work
[04:33] <Twin`> then it has a wavelength of 0.2 mm
[04:33] <Stereo``> what kind of range would you get on a 1THz signal though
[04:33] <Stereo``> longer wavelengths can go farther
[04:33] <Twin`> i don't know
[04:33] <Twin`> we'd need a 1 THz wave first
[04:33] <Stereo``> 2.4GHz i guess has maybe a couple hundred feet?
[04:34] <Stereo``> radio is down around 100MHz
[04:34] <Twin`> and i'm sure the FCC doesn't really allow for that
[04:34] <Stereo``> and goes a couple hundred km with a strong signal
[04:34] <Stereo``> you're probably getting into bad radiation at 1THz
[04:35] <Ifrit> http://imdb.com/title/tt0379786/ <- Anyone seen this?
[04:35] <glen2> lazers would give the most bandwidth.
[04:35] <Twin`> we can't fit lasers onto pinheads :/
[04:35] <Twin`> that, and what kind of laser would you recommend that is out of the human vis
[04:35] <glen2> All the technologies designed my the military to track targets could be used
[04:35] <Twin`> yet doesn't sear shit in half?
[04:36] <Stereo``> hmm
[04:36] <Kurin> Why not infrared?
[04:36] <Stereo``> actually 1x10^12 Hz is still in microwave range
[04:37] <Stereo``> it could still do bad things though
[04:37] <Twin`> infrared could work
[04:37] <Stereo``> cause microwaves can boil water
[04:38] <Twin`> the wavelength is small enough
[04:38] <Twin`> 750nm to 1mm
[04:39] <glen2> Microwave overn use the frequancy of water to heat it.
[04:40] <Stereo``> i wonder if a similar thing could be found for concrete
[04:41] <glen2> I don't think there would be a default concrete frequancy, you may need a dev
[04:59] <swight> Seems you can use Bootcamp to multiboot with linux instead of XP
[05:00] <Kurin> Does anyone here know their way around firefox?
[05:01] <Kurin> When I'm searching for shit, and what I'm looking for isn't found, ff plays t
[05:01] <swight> that "fwup" sound?
[05:01] <Kurin> Yeah
[05:03] <swight> hhahahaha "Running Faggot Running free, (see the faggot, see the running fag
[05:04] <swight> Kurin, type about:config in the address line, gotta be there somewhere
[05:04] <Kurin> See
[05:04] <Kurin> At least MS software actually lets you REACH all the shitty options in its sh
[05:04] <swight> type about:config and you can get to a hell of a lot more than IE
[05:05] <Kurin> This Mozilla stuff just selects like 8 things you're allowed to configure, an
[05:05] <Kurin> So do I search for /fwup?
[05:05] <swight> I dunno, sound, search, find, something
[05:06] <Kurin> Lemme guess, I have to restart for it to work
[05:07] <swight> lol why are you using FF if you hate it?
[05:07] <Kurin> It's still better than IE
[05:07] <Rjx_> check out opera
[05:07] <Kurin> I don't usually hate it
[05:07] <Kurin> I did hate thunderbird enough to ditch it
[05:08] <Stereo``> opera's fun times
[05:08] <Kurin> Mozilla software just isn't easily configurable
[05:08] <swight> Although that fwup sound is probably so annoying through association
[05:08] <Kurin> No
[05:08] <Rjx_> what fwup
[05:08] <Kurin> It's extremely loud
[05:08] <swight> loud?
[05:08] <Kurin> Yes
[05:09] <swight> on my pc, relative to other sounds, its pretty quiet
[05:18] <iamaway> opera
[05:18] <iamaway> yey
[05:18] * iamaway is now known as ducklord
[05:24] <Rjx_> if i wanted to be insulted by a garbage man i'd attend more family reunions
[05:24] <ducklord> !
[05:24] <jonathans> garbage men prey on your family reunions
[05:26] * Disconnected
[05:26] * Attempting to rejoin channel #geekissues
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[05:26] <Kurin> This list gets some spam and blocks the IP, okay, that's fair
[05:26] <Kurin> Then they get more spam from the same IP and decide to block the whole /24
[05:27] <Kurin> And even after I TELL them that they're stepping on people who are NOT SPAMME
[05:32] <Thuryn> okay, i know you guys have talked about this one at great length
[05:32] <Thuryn> i'm working on re-ripping a bunch of my CDs and I'm trying to figure out the
[05:32] <Thuryn> so far, I'm thinking: Artist/Album/Track-Song.mp3
[05:33] <Kurin> I do artist/album/number - song.ext
[05:33] <Kurin> Which I guess is exactly what you have
[05:33] <Kurin> Only I have nice spaces between track and song
[05:33] * diab|aw is now known as diab-
[05:34] <Kurin> in fact, maybe I can
[05:34] <ducklord> I rename them all to barry white - song
[05:34] <ducklord> because I'm a pimp
[05:34] <Kurin> So you have a dir of like 60k mp3s
[05:34] <Kurin> barry white - lucy in the sky with diamonds.mp3
[05:34] <ducklord> basically
[05:34] <Badtzmaru> "lets get it oooooooooooooon"
[05:34] <Kurin> That's awesome
[05:35] <Badtzmaru> barry white should totally be credited with helping men gat laid since &l
[05:36] <ducklord> there was no snake in the garden of eden
[05:36] <ducklord> only barry white singing "lets get it oooooon"
[05:36] <diab-> how about --> Barry White - home sweet hell
[05:36] <diab-> (Susperia)
[05:36] <ducklord> that doesn't fly with the ladies
[05:36] <Thuryn> but basically, you guys don't put the artist or album in the track name?
[05:36] <Thuryn> (yeah, I agree with the nice formatting; i was just being terse above)
[05:37] <Thuryn> i'll put them all in ~/BarryWhite/mp3/artist/album/number - name.mp3 ;]
[05:37] <Tark-Work> verbose on
[05:37] <ducklord> I think we have an agreement
[05:42] <Tark-Work> yes. let's get it on.
[05:45] <Stereo``> i have /Artist - Album/number - Artist - Title.mp3
[05:45] <Stereo``> but i could see going with /Artist/Album
[05:45] <Stereo``> if you had a lot of music
[05:46] <diab-> i have Artist/Album/Artist - title.mp3
[05:46] <Thuryn> I do, and the file names are getting cumbersome, especially when the artist
[05:47] <diab-> also i have Sample/pics/smother.jpg
[05:47] <Thuryn> because then you have to rename all of the tracks as well
[05:49] <ducklord> heh
[05:49] <ducklord> I was just checking out a band on teh intarnet
[05:49] <ducklord> called smother
[05:49] <ducklord> coincident? I think not
[05:50] <ducklord> oh man, strange turn of events in this tournament
[05:50] <ducklord> 4-way all in
[05:50] <ducklord> KK vs KK vs QQ vs 99
[05:50] <ducklord> 99 came out on top
[05:51] <Rjx_> i think you need to adopt the now defunct 'kazaa naming scheme'
[05:51] <Rjx_> which pretty much is
[05:51] <Rjx_> Britney Spears - title.mp3
[05:51] <Rjx_> where Britney Spears can be the popular artist of your choice
[05:52] <Rjx_> i guess that actually goes back to napster
[05:52] <jonathans> i think filenames were not meant to have spaces in them
[05:52] <Kurin> I can't think of a file system that barfs on spaces now
[05:52] <jonathans> and that since most media players will replace underscores with spaces wh
[05:52] <jonathans> that you have no excuse to ruin a good tradition just because your filesy
[05:53] <jonathans> now kiss my sceptre http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/elpintogra
[05:53] <Kurin> <kurin@diamond:~> find /media/music/ -print | grep -c \
[05:53] <Kurin> 5826
[05:53] <Kurin> heh
[05:54] <Thuryn> all right, thanks guys. now i gotta go reconfigure grip and re-rip a bunch
[05:54] <ducklord> catch me if you can
[05:54] <Rjx_> In addition to baffling NPC cycles Oblivion takes killing rats and fetch ques
[05:54] <Rjx_> haha
[05:55] <Rjx_> My adventure in Cyrodiil began in prison. Before I could respond to the inmate
[05:55] <carnifex> XD
[05:56] <carnifex> Just about to install and play that game, actually. How is it compared to
[05:56] <Rjx_> Back in Morrowind all you had to do to persuade someone was to click "persuade
[05:56] <Rjx_> In Oblivion it's a lot more fun. When you engage in persuasion with someone yo
[05:56] <Rjx_> i think a few people in here actually play it
[05:56] <Rjx_> might be worth asking them
[05:56] <ducklord> where are you getting this?
[05:56] <Rjx_> i'm just pasting from the review on the frontpage of SA
[05:57] <ducklord> affirmative
[05:57] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/
[05:57] <ducklord> never heard of it
[05:57] <ducklord> ah
[05:57] <ducklord> asshole physics
[05:57] <ducklord> that's always fun
[05:57] <ducklord> Rats off to ya.I was talking to old man Kyanka the other day
[05:57] <ducklord> old man Kyanka
[05:57] <ducklord> Old man rehan
[05:57] <ducklord> I don't know where I'm going with this..
[05:58] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_1.gif
[05:58] <jonathans> you have a lot of encounters with old men
[05:59] <Rjx_> yahoo answers became a degenerate haven pretty fast
[05:59] <Rjx_> i'm glad other people noticed this
[05:59] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~03-26-06_1.gif
[06:00] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~03-26-06_5.jpg
[06:00] <Rjx_> genius
[06:01] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~03-26-06_9.gif
[06:03] <johnstone> I'm pretty sure that's a sign of armageddon...
[06:03] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~03-26-06_21.gif
[06:04] * johnstone looks through his slightly scorched bible to find out for sure.
[06:04] <Rjx_> oh dear lord
[06:04] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~03-26-06_23.jpg
[06:04] <Rjx_> people who bite their children to discipline them shouldn't be allowed access
[06:05] <qoa> Omfg.
[06:05] <qoa> A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail
[06:05] <qoa> http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2006/04/05/national/a1624
[06:05] <Thuryn> should have been attempted murder
[06:05] <Rjx_> yeah i pasted that yesterday ;x
[06:06] <johnstone> Like...
[06:06] * qoa shakes fist in anger
[06:06] <Kurin> (a) she should be convicted because she can't even try to spell, and (b) the
[06:06] <Rjx_> the fact that everyone knows he has had a botched penis enlargement
[06:06] <Rjx_> is punishment enough
[06:06] <Kurin> oh that was a dude
[06:07] <Kurin> who bit his kid
[06:07] <johnstone> I couldn't think of a better reason for seppuku than messing up someone c
[06:07] <johnstone> 's*
[06:07] <Stereo``> what's the difference between a letter bomb and a WMD then
[06:07] <Stereo``> that fit his case
[06:07] <Tark-Work> what's seppuku?
[06:07] <Stereo``> ritual suicide
[06:07] <Kurin> Like bukkake, but with knives and bowels
[06:08] <johnstone> Exactly.
[06:08] <Thuryn> where you kill yourself rather than bring dishonor to your master
[06:08] <Tark-Work> ah. suicide where like 12 people stab you in the gut.
[06:08] <Stereo``> apparently you're supposed to write poetry on your entrails
[06:08] <ducklord> good seppuku artists gets rich and famous, and women throw themselves at t
[06:08] <Stereo``> as you're dying
[06:08] <Stereo``> but i'm not sure what with
[06:08] <ducklord> a magic marker
[06:08] <Rjx_> BREAKING NEWS - Suicidal twin kills sister omg lol
[06:09] <Rjx_> the hell
[06:09] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~03-26-06_28.gif
[06:09] <Tark-Work> is the omg lol part of the headline?
[06:10] <Kurin> Why does what happens on American Idol make CNN
[06:10] <jonathans> because.. they have an entertainment section?
[06:10] <Stereo``> why is there more than 1 american idol?
[06:11] <jonathans> why is television used to keep everyone stupid?
[06:13] <johnstone> Stereo``, That's a really good point.
[06:13] <Kurin> "According to the government, over 430,000 teenagers go into rehab programs e
[06:13] <Kurin> haha
[06:13] <Kurin> How much of a drunk do you have to be
[06:13] <johnstone> Did they not get it right the first time? Were they not, indeed, the true
[06:13] <Kurin> to be through AA before you're through with HS
[06:13] <johnstone> And if not, shouldn't they have to make it American Idol: For realz this
[06:14] <Stereo``> i guess there's some cutoff point
[06:14] <Stereo``> at which anyone who made it past that isn't allowed to try again?
[06:14] <johnstone> Indeed,,,
[06:14] <Stereo``> otherwise it would get pretty boring
[06:14] <Stereo``> cause the same person would win every time
[06:15] <johnstone> Touche.
[06:15] <johnstone> AA meetings should be repleaced with large meat grinders, also, there sho
[06:15] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~02-19-06_6.gif
[06:15] <Rjx_> the FUCK?!
[06:15] <Ifrit> calc 0.5 gallon in liters
[06:15] <johnstone> And perhaps a sign that says "You have already won 10 million dollars!"
[06:15] <cadaver> - 0.5 US gallon = 1.8927059 liters
[06:16] <FlaVouR> wikki wikki
[06:16] <Thuryn> wakka wakka!
[06:16] <FlaVouR> australian
[06:16] <Thuryn> fozzy!
[06:16] <Stereo``> welcome to vore, rjx
[06:17] <Kurin> I guess that guy has a getting-eaten-by-a-bear fetish
[06:17] <Kurin> Bear/Skunk, concentual
[06:17] <Kurin> hahaha
[06:17] <Kurin> Do they have, like
[06:17] <Rjx_> vore is new to me
[06:17] <Rjx_> this is a whole new realm of strangeness
[06:17] <Kurin> antelope/st bernard, rape
[06:17] <Stereo``> vore is... eating of other people
[06:18] <Thuryn> as in 'carni-vore'?
[06:18] <Stereo``> or i guess furries
[06:18] <FlaVouR> google trepanning
[06:18] <Rjx_> i wonder if people see that as an extreme form of oral sex
[06:18] <FlaVouR> canibalism is closer to the mark I would think
[06:18] <Rjx_> well you know in the scheme of things, furries are not too sexually atypical
[06:18] <FlaVouR> furries?
[06:18] <Stereo``> i used to know the word for cannibalism as a sexual thing
[06:18] <Stereo``> but i forget
[06:19] <Rjx_> i mean its something you could reasonably concieve the origins of in the mind
[06:19] <Rjx_> but being eaten by the anus of a bear
[06:19] <Rjx_> is throwing me for six
[06:19] <FlaVouR> eaten by the anus of a bear? jesus H Christ
[06:19] <FlaVouR> this is why i dont come here during the dya
[06:20] <Rjx_> i find the whole thing pretty interesting
[06:20] <Rjx_> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~02-12-06_8.gif
[06:20] <FlaVouR> I tell you .. there are some ODD ppl in the world
[06:21] <Stereo``> ah... gynophagia
[06:21] <FlaVouR> thats eating of genitals specifically
[06:21] <Rjx_> unusual behaviour doesn't really bother me
[06:21] <Rjx_> as long as people are intelligent enough to govern themselves to act within bo
[06:21] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ me either - but it amazes me just how unusual some people run
[06:22] <Rjx_> i mean even taking the example of pedophilia
[06:22] <ducklord> i have a friend that runs like a girl
[06:22] <Rjx_> if a person had sexual fantasies about children, but never acted on them in hi
[06:22] <Rjx_> would you still have a problem with that
[06:22] <Stereo``> http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/images/urk!.gif heh
[06:22] <Stereo``> nsfw, if the url didn't indicate that already
[06:22] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ no
[06:22] <FlaVouR> if he didnt act on it
[06:22] <FlaVouR> he is harming no one
[06:23] <Thuryn> that site is just weird
[06:23] <Rjx_> it's a thorny issue
[06:24] <Rjx_> i've often wondered if you could equate child molesters to heterosexual rapist
[06:24] <Rjx_> contrary to the commonly stated view of all pedophiles being child molesters
[06:26] <FlaVouR> well statistically pedophiles molest boys more then girls so in that the h
[06:26] <Rjx_> well what i mean is
[06:27] <ducklord> that's always struck me as weird
[06:27] <Rjx_> could you say that child molesting within pedophilia is the same as rape is am
[06:27] <ducklord> that they go after young boys, even though they are "straight"
[06:27] <Rjx_> not every heterosexual man is capable of rape
[06:27] <Rjx_> nor homosexual
[06:27] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ inthat its unwanted sexual activity I would say yes
[06:28] <Rjx_> i wonder if the same is also possible in the case of pedophilia, that many of
[06:28] <FlaVouR> aah
[06:28] <FlaVouR> ok I see
[06:28] <Rjx_> if that's the case, it'd seem like the best strategy would be to find ways tha
[06:29] <Rjx_> how that could be done i don't know
[06:29] <Rjx_> mobs with pitchforks and jail sentences hasn't worked so far
[06:29] <FlaVouR> you are taling about ppl who have pedophilic images / movies as opposed to
[06:29] <Rjx_> maybe some prevention methods and still sentances for offenders
[06:29] <ducklord> send them to gary glitters place to watch some of his porn and wank
[06:29] <Rjx_> yeah FlaVouR
[06:30] <FlaVouR> hmm
[06:30] <Rjx_> i mean, what i'm wondering is whether EVERY pedophile is capable of molesting
[06:30] <FlaVouR> yeah
[06:30] <Rjx_> or if it'd be the same as me going out and raping a random female
[06:30] <FlaVouR> I doubt that
[06:30] <Rjx_> well me too
[06:30] <FlaVouR> even tho they are portrayed as ppl who wait near schoolyards
[06:30] <ducklord> most of them are attracted to adults too, right? Or is it baby or nothing
[06:31] <Rjx_> you know, i'm not sure
[06:31] <qoa> The World of Warcraft section on somethingawful is pretty funny.
[06:31] <FlaVouR> most have normal sexual urges too
[06:31] <qoa> http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3635 This has me rolling.
[06:31] <Rjx_> i'd be interested in knowing
[06:31] <ducklord> because I remember reading an interview with a pedophile
[06:31] <ducklord> he had recently gotten involved with a woman, and was happy about it
[06:31] <ducklord> but he was also worried, because she had a 12 year old daughter
[06:31] <ducklord> and he was afraid he couldn't resist his urges
[06:31] <ducklord> yeah, me too
[06:31] <ducklord> I want to understand this
[06:32] <ducklord> to understand myself
[06:32] <ducklord> err
[06:32] <FlaVouR> well go molest a kid andf see if you can still bang the pants off the neigh
[06:32] <Rjx_> there was one guy on EFnet who i used to know who was sexually attracted to ch
[06:32] <Rjx_> he hasn't been around in a long time though
[06:32] <FlaVouR> TGH?
[06:32] <Rjx_> shame really, lot of questions i'd like to ask
[06:32] <FlaVouR> or something
[06:32] <Rjx_> haha tfg
[06:32] <FlaVouR> him yes
[06:32] <FlaVouR> D:
[06:32] <Rjx_> well that wasn't pedophilia
[06:32] <FlaVouR> no
[06:33] <Rjx_> i think he was lusting after 11/12 year olds who looked sexually developed
[06:33] <FlaVouR> he just wanted to bang a 16 year old when he was what? 19?
[06:33] <Rjx_> he was 14 or so at the time
[06:33] <FlaVouR> right
[06:33] <Rjx_> this was a long time back
[06:33] <FlaVouR> wowo thats like 4 years ago
[06:33] <FlaVouR> fucking hell
[06:33] <FlaVouR> have i bewen here 4 years!
[06:33] <Rjx_> the term pedophile gets thrown around a lot too
[06:33] <Rjx_> i mean people say things like
[06:33] <ducklord> tfg
[06:33] <ducklord> he's here
[06:34] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ especially in britian
[06:34] <Rjx_> "i saw this chick with a great rack blah blah thong etc. and then i found out
[06:34] <FlaVouR> ducklord he hasnt opend his mouth in 3 years
[06:34] <Rjx_> the answer is no, because those are secondary sexual characteristics
[06:34] <ducklord> that's true
[06:34] <ducklord> agreed
[06:34] <Rjx_> at that point most pedophiles would lose attraction to the individual
[06:34] <ducklord> if she's hot, she's hot
[06:34] <ducklord> if she looks 12, you might be bordering on pedophile
[06:34] <FlaVouR> if there is grass on the pitch you can play cricket!
[06:35] <Stereo``> yeah
[06:35] <Rjx_> if she was dressed in mickey mouse clothes and had a bow in her hair
[06:35] <Rjx_> and a flat chest
[06:35] <Rjx_> then yeah
[06:35] <Stereo``> it's the ones with no chest, and no pubes cause they're so young
[06:35] <Rjx_> you might be a pedophile
[06:35] <ducklord> sshh
[06:35] <FlaVouR> stop it you turning me on
[06:35] <FlaVouR> *runaway*
[06:35] <Rjx_> ;[
[06:35] <Rjx_> fags
[06:35] <FlaVouR> heh
[06:35] <Rjx_> i should go for my daily walk
[06:35] <FlaVouR> down the adult world?
[06:35] <Rjx_> oh also
[06:35] <Stereo``> also.. skin! nsfw http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/misc_pics/images/skin.
[06:35] <Rjx_> a gay fellow got pissed at my use of the word 'fag'
[06:36] <FlaVouR> Stereo`` you need help
[06:36] <Rjx_> i told him i meant no disrespect to homosexuals and that i hoped over time to
[06:36] <Rjx_> to mean someone who acts retarded
[06:36] <Rjx_> rather than homosexual
[06:36] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ I know MANY gay ppl who call themselves fags ..
[06:36] <Rjx_> and they retorted that you can't steal words like that
[06:36] <ducklord> maybe they should change it so it means cigarettes or something
[06:36] <Rjx_> i had to reply with
[06:36] <FlaVouR> having said that I know many black ppl who call themselves Nigger .. but I'
[06:36] <Rjx_> oh really Mr GAY?
[06:37] <ducklord> hah
[06:37] <Rjx_> word thieves
[06:37] <ducklord> smooth
[06:37] <ducklord> the nigga thing pisses me off
[06:37] <Stereo``> heh i saw some video of a rapper
[06:37] <Stereo``> who's apparently famous
[06:37] <Rjx_> i'd like to be able to call someone a fag or faggot
[06:37] <Rjx_> without being thought of as homophobic
[06:37] <Stereo``> and he swore like every 2nd or 3rd word
[06:38] <Stereo``> and he kept saying "know what i'm sayin'?" at the ends of his sentences
[06:38] <Rjx_> FlaVouR: i think the idea may have been to take the word and turn it into some
[06:38] <Rjx_> at least within the black community
[06:38] <Rjx_> owning your fears and all
[06:38] <ducklord> as long as "crackers" or "whity" doesn't use it, it's ok
[06:38] <ducklord> I just have to say
[06:38] <Rjx_> maybe it achieved that, but what it seems to have done most is kept the word i
[06:38] <ducklord> if they can call me cracker, I can call them nigger
[06:38] <ducklord> male bonding
[06:39] <Rjx_> haha
[06:39] <Rjx_> would that make me a paki
[06:39] <Rjx_> or what
[06:39] <Rjx_> that's the umbrella racist term for brown people in london
[06:39] <Stereo``> i don't think there's even a word for that around here
[06:39] <Stereo``> this city is way too white
[06:39] <ducklord> probably
[06:39] <Rjx_> i'll tell you why people don't like the word nigger, especially in the US
[06:39] <FlaVouR> are youa paki? or a gudgie or a tamul or a sula Rjx?
[06:39] <ducklord> as I've said before, this whole P.C thing irritates me
[06:40] <Rjx_> is because it conjours up the image of how black people were treated prior to
[06:40] <Rjx_> as second class citizens, as jokes
[06:40] <ducklord> my social studies teacher was trying to make some racism point by example
[06:40] <Rjx_> you've seen people in blackface
[06:40] <ducklord> but she could never finish the sentence, because she didn't know what to c
[06:40] <Rjx_> the reason people don't like paki here
[06:40] <Rjx_> especially indian/etc.
[06:40] <FlaVouR> well here the word Kaffir is the equiv of nigger but black folk here don
[06:40] <Rjx_> is that it conjours up images of immigrants on welfare
[06:41] <Rjx_> or working in corner shops
[06:41] <ducklord> "black..ehm..colored..ethnic..african, no..foreign..uhm! Let's take anothe
[06:41] <Stereo``> yeah
[06:41] <Rjx_> FlaVouR: i guess i'd be a gudgie
[06:41] <Stereo``> the black people i know don't mind being called black
[06:41] <FlaVouR> Namiste :)
[06:41] <Stereo``> if that's what you're trying to say
[06:41] <Rjx_> a thousand blessings on your household
[06:41] <ducklord> of course they don't
[06:41] <FlaVouR> :D
[06:41] <Rjx_> i'm really an indian by genetics alone
[06:41] <ducklord> but many of us crackers or so afraid of being called racist, we give them
[06:41] <FlaVouR> yeha you've been colonialised
[06:41] <ducklord> or=are
[06:41] <Rjx_> i find it hard to identify with a country who are aiming to have toilets avail
[06:42] <FlaVouR> Afro american
[06:42] <Rjx_> to cut down the public defecation issue
[06:42] * diab- is now known as diab|aw
[06:42] <FlaVouR> let me tell you .. Black ppl here dont like American black ppl
[06:42] <Rjx_> i think it is the same here in the UK to an extent
[06:42] <Rjx_> plus in the UK black people are not the biggest target of racism
[06:42] <Rjx_> and haven't been for a while
[06:42] <Stereo``> cause to be honest it's a pretty easy way to spot someone in a crowd at ti
[06:43] <FlaVouR> and why do black amerivcans insist on being called "afro american" .. if th
[06:43] <Rjx_> Stereo: one question i have to ask
[06:43] <Rjx_> is why people don't always state 'white'
[06:43] <Rjx_> when the person isn't another colour
[06:43] <Rjx_> maybe that's the part that gets people mad
[06:43] <Rjx_> silly thing to get mad over though
[06:44] <Stereo``> well
[06:44] <Rjx_> its the slight implication that all other races are excluded
[06:44] <ducklord> like, they only state the colour if it's not white?
[06:44] <Stereo``> that's true
[06:44] <ducklord> ya
[06:44] <Stereo``> really it should be that if it's the majority you don't need to say it
[06:44] <Rjx_> and that's reasonable
[06:44] <Stereo``> in a room of indians you'd say "the white guy"
[06:44] <FlaVouR> the Dalai Lama said when we stop identifyiong ppl as Muslim and jewish or
[06:44] <Rjx_> precisely
[06:44] <ducklord> in norway, newspapers usually write "a norwegian man" when referring to wh
[06:45] <Rjx_> FlaVouR: i agree with that
[06:45] <ducklord> but they use "man of foreign appearance" or "immigrant" when referring to,
[06:45] <Rjx_> see yourselves primarily as a humans when dealing with other humans
[06:45] <ducklord> like they aren't norwegian
[06:45] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ me too culture is the biggest cause of conflict
[06:45] <Rjx_> and nationality/religion/culture last of all
[06:45] <Stereo``> just be glad you're not dealing with monkeys
[06:45] <ducklord> dalai lama can fix yo TV
[06:45] <Stereo``> they're crazy as hell
[06:45] <Ifrit> hmm
[06:45] <Stereo``> and strong too
[06:46] <ducklord> IT'S TRUE, Ifrit
[06:46] <FlaVouR> the Dalai lama is an awesome awesome man
[06:46] <ducklord> DONT RUIN IT
[06:46] <Ifrit> Indeed
[06:46] <ducklord> good
[06:46] <Ifrit> omdeed apes are strong
[06:46] <Rjx_> the dalai lama had some interesting insights into ethical principle sets that
[06:46] <ducklord> yo mama beat you up again, Ifrit?
[06:46] <Rjx_> given that the founding principles of all religions are the same
[06:46] <Rjx_> and that all human beings are looking for the same thing
[06:46] <Rjx_> albeit through different (often misguided) methods
[06:46] <Ifrit> but yeah, they don't say "black", "brown", "asian", "arabic", "serbian"
[06:47] <Ifrit> innvandrerbakgrunn
[06:47] <Rjx_> say NO to .no
[06:47] <ducklord> yep
[06:47] <Rjx_> ;x
[06:47] <Ifrit> well, when it comes to russian whores in finnmark they say russian
[06:47] <ducklord> "immigrant background" for you english speakers
[06:47] <Rjx_> alright i'm heading out for a walk
[06:47] <Ifrit> have fun
[06:47] <Rjx_> i'll be back in a little while
[06:47] <Rjx_> latez
[06:48] <Ifrit> k
[06:48] <Stereo``> as far as i'm concerned the one thing is: "consenting adults should be all
[06:48] <Stereo``> as long as everyone involved is consenting, i've got no problems
[06:48] <Tark-Work> http://darkhat.blogspot.com/2006/04/south-park-destroyed-family-guy.html
[06:48] <ducklord> latez paki!
[06:48] <Kurin> What if all they want to do is heroin
[06:48] <Stereo``> it pretty much covers every major crime
[06:48] <ducklord> LOL, RACIAL SLUR
[06:49] <Ifrit> haha
[06:49] <Ifrit> i laughed my ass off when Dubya said "Pakis"
[06:49] <Ifrit> Pakkis
[06:49] <Stereo``> hmm.. drugs
[06:49] <Stereo``> as long as its in their own home sure
[06:50] <Ifrit> Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
[06:50] <Stereo``> yes, but i'm not gonna tell someone not to do them
[06:50] <Stereo``> i'm gonna tell them they shouldn't
[06:50] <ducklord> haha Tark-Work
[06:50] <Stereo``> and why
[06:51] <Kurin> Except like 99.99% of the people who just want to do heroin don't keep it in
[06:51] <Kurin> They beat their kids and shoot people and fly planes into nursing homes
[06:52] <Stereo``> yes
[06:52] <Kurin> So you're basically saying, heroin junkies, please fuck me
[06:52] <Stereo``> which means they should be controlled better, but not necessarily banned
[06:53] <Kurin> Okay well now you're trying to control what a consenting adult wants to do
[06:53] <Kurin> So welcome back to the real world
[06:53] <Stereo``> well if a drug makes them forget that rule
[06:53] <ducklord> I gave a guy some drugs
[06:53] <Stereo``> then you shouldn't just be able to pick it up on the street corner
[06:53] <ducklord> and he forgot the 8 rules for dating my teeange daughter
[06:54] <FlaVouR> I sold drugs to kids
[06:54] <FlaVouR> and went to jail for it
[06:54] <FlaVouR> <-- 'core
[06:54] <Ifrit> lal
[06:54] <ducklord> 'core indeed
[06:54] <Ifrit> selling ritalin?
[06:55] <Stereo``> viagra
[06:55] <Ifrit> haha
[06:55] <Ifrit> where was that story about the shitbags that gave the 11 year old kid viagra
[06:55] <ducklord> man, surfing porn is like a box of chocolates etc
[06:55] <Ifrit> was that bash?
[06:55] <Stereo``> it is
[06:55] <Stereo``> i don't like the ones with nuts in
[06:55] <Ifrit> hm
[06:55] <Ifrit> WoW time
[06:56] <Ifrit> wanna ding my rogue to 30 tonight
[06:58] <FlaVouR> I passed my hostory final on a superjouce and 2 ritalin
[06:58] <ducklord> was that sexual innuendo?
[06:58] <FlaVouR> dinging the rogue?
[06:58] <Kurin> Haha, in-you-endo
[06:58] <Kurin> Oh man, to be forever 13
[06:58] <FlaVouR> lol
[06:58] <FlaVouR> Kurin
[06:59] <Stereo``> ok it's 10am and i'm still not in bed
[06:59] <Stereo``> off i go
[06:59] <FlaVouR> dinging the rogue is like flicking the beans
[06:59] <FlaVouR> jesus .. isnt that " its 10 AM and I am STILL in bed?"
[07:00] <Stereo``> i haven't gone to bed yet
[07:00] <FlaVouR> well thats what happens when you are a meth head
[07:00] <FlaVouR> *tweak*
[07:00] <FlaVouR> MMNNGg
[07:00] <Stereo``> nah
[07:00] <Stereo``> i don't do drugs
[07:00] <Stereo``> i'm crazy enough
[07:03] <FlaVouR> Hold back now Hold back your tears . some more
[07:07] <FlaVouR> isreal just died
[07:10] <Zeratulcr> damn...palistine won
[07:11] <ducklord> i just won 50 bucks! score
[07:12] <FlaVouR> why damn?
[07:13] <ducklord> by the means of jihad, fo
[07:13] <Zeratulcr> why damn? cos i had my 50 bucks on israel...
[07:14] <FlaVouR> heh
[07:14] <FlaVouR> sucker
[07:14] <FlaVouR> never fuck with a crazy arab
[07:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:17] <FlaVouR> isreal will rise again
[07:19] <Zeratulcr> do i get my 50 bucks back?
[07:19] <FlaVouR> ask the croupier
[07:19] <Zeratulcr> sounds kinky
[07:20] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:20] <FlaVouR> *rubs hands together in glee*
[07:20] <Zeratulcr> -_^
[07:22] <FlaVouR> self distruction has got me again
[07:23] <Zeratulcr> distraction?
[07:23] <Zeratulcr> destruction?
[07:23] <Zeratulcr> destructive distraction?
[07:23] <FlaVouR> distruction
[07:24] <FlaVouR> http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/social_distortion/i_was_wrong.html
[07:24] <Zeratulcr> oldie lyrics -_-
[07:25] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:25] <FlaVouR> still an awesome song
[07:25] <FlaVouR> Agent43 YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!
[07:27] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Up%20until%20that%2
[07:27] <Rjx_> back
[07:27] <FlaVouR> was that good ?
[07:29] <Rjx_> 14 year anniversary of the death of isaac asimov today
[07:29] <FlaVouR> yeah?
[07:29] <FlaVouR> thought he kicked it long long ago
[07:30] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ you read any Francis K Dick?
[07:30] <Rjx_> 1992
[07:30] <Rjx_> do you mean philip
[07:30] <Rjx_> or is this someone else
[07:31] <FlaVouR> philip
[07:31] <FlaVouR> where di I ge francis from?
[07:31] <Rjx_> haha
[07:31] <Rjx_> i haven't read anything by pkd actually
[07:31] <Rjx_> i've been meaning to for a long time
[07:31] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:31] <FlaVouR> get Minority report - its a collection of his short stories
[07:31] <FlaVouR> very cool
[07:32] <FlaVouR> if you like asimov you'll like him
[07:32] <FlaVouR> DARK future
[07:32] <Rjx_> i'll make it my next fiction priority
[07:32] <FlaVouR> and Mario Pusio?
[07:32] <FlaVouR> you read anythng of his?
[07:32] <Rjx_> nay
[07:33] <FlaVouR> I like his stuff too
[07:33] <Rjx_> the only science fiction writers who i've really gotten into (i haven't tried
[07:33] <Rjx_> are Clarke and Asimov
[07:33] <FlaVouR> yeah
[07:33] <FlaVouR> both a little heavy for me
[07:33] <FlaVouR> Mario Puzio (sp) wrote The Godfather and others I like his style . great s
[07:36] <Rjx_> you've read palahniuk's stuff right?
[07:36] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[07:36] <Rjx_> its rare i make exceptions in my usual reading of non-fiction for fiction auth
[07:36] <FlaVouR> no I havnt
[07:36] <FlaVouR> he wrote fight club ?
[07:37] <Rjx_> aye
[07:37] <Rjx_> fight club, choke, survivor
[07:38] <Rjx_> invisible monsters
[07:38] <Rjx_> those are the really good ones
[07:38] <FlaVouR> cool
[07:38] <FlaVouR> I'll have a look
[07:38] <FlaVouR> I also dont like trying new authers .. cos most of them dont live up to the
[07:39] <FlaVouR> but I'll take your recommendation
[07:40] <Rjx_> a bunch of the people here are heavily into palahniuk, jestuh/timmo/|chris/dek
[07:40] <FlaVouR> yeah?
[07:40] <FlaVouR> cool
[07:40] * Badtzmaru reads insatiably
[07:40] <Rjx_> choke might be a good one to start with
[07:40] <FlaVouR> I am getting into this .. social distortion now palahniuk -- one day I m
[07:40] <Badtzmaru> have book will read
[07:41] <FlaVouR> I read alot in the UK while commuting
[07:41] <terminal> i don't read
[07:41] <terminal> =z
[07:41] <Rjx_> i blast through a lot of technology books
[07:41] <FlaVouR> dont really have the time now
[07:41] <qoa> I read a lot of Palahniuk.
[07:41] <Badtzmaru> reading has been pretty much habit for me
[07:41] <FlaVouR> but I force myself to read .. mostly stuff on medidation / taoism
[07:42] <terminal> heh
[07:42] <FlaVouR> meditation
[07:42] <terminal> maybe once i'm done with school completely i can pleasure read
[07:42] <FlaVouR> even
[07:42] <terminal> i think school really has ruined my pleasure reading
[07:42] <Rjx_> i have a pretty intense fascination with meditation techniques, but i've staye
[07:43] <FlaVouR> about a year ago alot of stuff just .. happend for me I have become quit
[07:43] <pinin> being obsessed with palahniuk is required for all ops
[07:43] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ have a look at something called The art of living --
[07:43] <FlaVouR> yes
[07:43] <FlaVouR> Ui will endevour to cultivate a healthy palahniuk obsession
[07:43] <FlaVouR> ui = I
[07:44] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ also Tai Chi or Chi Gung is good for cultivation of the mind and inte
[07:44] <terminal> haha
[07:44] <terminal> I WILL NOT FALL INTO YOUR PLEASURE READING CULT
[07:45] <FlaVouR> is pleasure reading what you do when you whack off to huslter?
[07:45] <terminal> fofofo
[07:45] <FlaVouR> Hustler
[07:45] <pinin> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[07:45] <FlaVouR> even
[07:46] <Rjx_> "internal energy" being one of the metaphysical elements i try to steer clear
[07:47] <Rjx_> i don't have a problem with it, i just try to keep to the aspects that i can d
[07:47] <FlaVouR> Rjx_ you can directly experience internal energy I do so on a weekly basis
[07:47] <FlaVouR> and chinese medicine is based on it
[07:48] <FlaVouR> which western medicine is only now coming to undeerstand and puyt into prac
[07:48] * zzeussi is now known as issuez
[07:48] <FlaVouR_> the flow of chi in the body can be detected with MRI AFAIKL
[07:49] <issuez> well
[07:49] <FlaVouR_> hello issuez
[07:50] <issuez> im back up to 7m for my DSL
[07:50] <issuez> but who knows how long it will be connected for
[07:50] <issuez> they will be out between noon and 5 to check my phone lines
[07:50] <issuez> gag me
[07:50] <issuez> ill be putting up fence
[07:50] <issuez> assholes
[07:50] <issuez> w2
[07:50] <poopy> issuez Temp 43F/6C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:30PM; high:(mid 50s) low:(l
[07:52] <FlaVouR_> I love that .. they assume you have all day to sit on your ass waiting for
[07:53] <FlaVouR_> </rant>
[07:54] * FlaVouR_ is now known as FlaVouR
[07:54] <issuez> holy shit
[07:54] <issuez> im still connected
[07:54] <FlaVouR> you missed all that shit I typed .. lovely
[07:54] <FlaVouR> </3
[07:55] <terminal> HAY AMEY
[07:58] * Rjx_ goes back to her coding
[07:59] <issuez> hi terminal
[07:59] * Rjx_ is now known as Rjx
[08:00] <ducklord> hi issuez
[08:00] <Rjx> __ _ _
[08:00] <Rjx> / _|_ __(_) ___ _ __ __| |
[08:00] <Rjx> | |_| '__| |/ _ | '_ \ / _` |
[08:00] <Rjx> | _| | | | __| | | | (_| |
[08:00] <Rjx> |_| |_| |_|\___|_| |_|\__,_|
[08:00] <Rjx>
[08:02] <issuez> man
[08:02] <issuez> im NOT making a stupid retarded graphic for a pen
[08:02] <issuez> kiss my ass with that shit
[08:03] <terminal> fap
[08:03] <Rjx> haha who is trying to get you to do that
[08:03] <Zeratulcr> trying to figure out wtf that said
[08:04] <Zeratulcr> my font is above standard
[08:04] <ducklord> FRIEND
[08:04] <Zeratulcr> yeh i pasted it into notepad
[08:04] <ducklord> Rjx values a good friendship
[08:04] <issuez> this real estate site im doing shit for
[08:04] <issuez> wants the graphic i made for them to go on a pen
[08:04] <terminal> url
[08:04] <issuez> ....
[08:07] <Tark-Work> hrm
[08:07] <Rjx> patriotwhacked.com
[08:07] <Tark-Work> "There has been a sharing violation."
[08:07] <Rjx> still available
[08:07] <Tark-Work> who knows how to get windows to ignore sharing violations and just delete
[08:07] <Tark-Work> deltree used to work
[08:08] <Zeratulcr> how the hell do you get a sharing violation?
[08:08] <Tark-Work> swing and a miss
[08:08] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[08:10] <Rjx> georgewbrush.net is available
[08:11] <terminal> we should make our own Internet
[08:11] <Garret> http://www.lasikathome.com/
[08:11] <terminal> the GInternet
[08:11] <Rjx> sexbefriender.com
[08:13] <terminal> http://lasikathome.com/images/khadim.jpg
[08:13] <terminal> is it me
[08:13] <terminal> or does it look like they blurred out the name tag
[08:14] <tehBob> that's how it looks
[08:14] <Tark-Work> test post
[08:16] <issuez> oh sorry terminal
[08:22] <issuez> GODDAMN IT
[08:22] <pinin> ;[
[08:22] <issuez> I WAS MID CONVERSATION WITH TERMINAL
[08:23] <issuez> morning jestuh!@!!#!@!#
[08:23] <cadaver> that sucked
[08:24] <pinin> HIHIHIHIHI
[08:24] <pinin> 2 min till school
[08:24] <pinin> sooo tired
[08:24] * cadaver is now known as terminal_
[08:25] <Zeratulcr> wtf happened there
[08:25] <issuez> i like how qwest is like..... we did some changes back in DEC at the CO.. (w
[08:25] <issuez> AND THEN TODAY
[08:25] <issuez> its 7mb
[08:25] <issuez> and stable connection
[08:25] <issuez> whos pissed?
[08:25] <terminal> sdfjsf
[08:25] <issuez> <-
[08:25] * terminal_ is now known as cadaver
[08:26] <pinin> haha amy
[08:26] <issuez> IT IS NO HAHA
[08:26] <issuez> IT IS KISSMYASSMONKEYFUCKERS
[08:26] <pinin> musta fixed your phone lines!
[08:27] <terminal> hehe
[08:27] <terminal> fuck
[08:27] <terminal> i want my new video card now
[08:27] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Jerk
[08:27] <issuez> theyre still sending someone out to my house today
[08:27] <issuez> guess whos not going to answer the door
[08:27] <issuez> <-
[08:27] <terminal> rock on
[08:27] <terminal> stick it to the man
[08:27] <issuez> its gonna be like kramer
[08:27] <issuez> and the cable guy
[08:27] <pinin> haha
[08:28] <pinin> school latuh
[08:28] <issuez> ciao
[08:28] <issuez> im leaving too
[08:28] <finn__> calc 59 usd in eur
[08:28] <cadaver> - 59 U.S. dollars = 48.0925986 Euros
[08:28] <issuez> i get to go clean up dog puke
[08:28] <finn__> cu amy!
[08:28] <issuez> dog puke = sticks that he ate yesterday
[08:28] <finn__> great, I payed 45,50 for a used one...
[08:28] <issuez> because hes a moron
[08:28] <issuez> and eats sticks
[08:28] <finn__> :)
[08:28] <issuez> and pukes them out on my 200$ rug
[08:28] <GerbilWrk> i like that dog
[08:28] <finn__> oh :(
[08:28] <terminal> that's alright
[08:29] <terminal> my cat, which is an indoor purebred $600 cat, likes to run outside when yo
[08:29] <terminal> and he doesn't run away.. he just runs over to the grass.. sniffs the air
[08:29] <terminal> then later on he pukes because of it
[08:29] <finn__> they breed indoor cats?
[08:29] <issuez> hah
[08:30] <terminal> stupid cat
[08:30] <issuez> ok im going upstairs, my nose is bleeding
[08:30] <issuez> picked it too hard
[08:30] <terminal> wins
[08:30] <terminal> i am going to shower
[08:30] <terminal> and anticipate the arrival of my new video card
[08:30] <Tark-Jerk> I let my indoor cat out in the winter once
[08:30] <Tark-Jerk> foot of snow
[08:30] <Tark-Jerk> he was pissed.
[08:31] <finn__> I bought myself the apple wireless keyboard
[08:31] <Tark-Jerk> runs out the door like he got away with somethign
[08:31] <finn__> http://www.schattenwerk.ch/ebay/img/mac_tastatur_1.jpg noindex without the m
[08:31] <Tark-Jerk> finn, is it sleek and stylish and all white and nevermind
[08:31] <Tark-Jerk> it is
[08:34] <csqrl> so we're cruising back from the drive-in the other night
[08:34] <csqrl> long story short, we're pulling into our hood and there's this 'joy of jesus'
[08:35] <Tark-Jerk> ugh
[08:35] <csqrl> we look at it and then at each other and it was a terrific moment
[08:35] <Tark-Jerk> if this weren't irc.. you could have easily told that story in 1956.
[08:36] <Rjx> haha csqrl
[08:36] <csqrl> drive-ins are awesome
[08:36] <csqrl> yeah they're pretty teenager and shit
[08:36] <Rjx> that's a great moment
[08:36] <csqrl> but they show double features for like 10 bones
[08:36] <csqrl> and you can talk all you want
[08:36] <csqrl> and you can make out all you want
[08:36] <csqrl> and you can smuggle in booze and you can smoke all you want
[08:36] <finn__> smoke whatever you want
[08:36] <Tark-Jerk> that actualyl sounds kinda cool
[08:37] <Tark-Jerk> I wonder if they might make a comeback for that reason.
[08:37] <csqrl> we're pretty into them
[08:37] <csqrl> the one we go to is in a super ghetto hood and it's very un-teenager
[08:37] <finn__> we don't have any here
[08:37] <csqrl> i had to chase a drunk off last time
[08:37] <Tark-Jerk> eat, drink, smoke, talk, make phone calls, surf movie-mistakes.com and go
[08:37] <csqrl> he was going around begging everyone for change and i walked him off
[08:38] <csqrl> guy was cursing me and telling me all kinds of shit
[08:38] <csqrl> course the cops there didn't do shit even though i told them, and even though
[08:38] <csqrl> why would they? sit around and get paid > do shit and get paid
[08:38] * Tark-Jerk is now known as Tark-Work
[08:39] <csqrl> cops at places like that are just for displays of authority
[08:39] <csqrl> not for actually doing shit
[08:39] <csqrl> they might as well dress dummies up in uniforms
[08:40] <Agent43> o rly
[09:02] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4882968.stm
[09:09] <GerbilWrk> they are the new scarecrows
[09:11] <Absolute-> :\
[09:11] <Absolute-> fap fap fap fap
[09:13] <dougmoney> anyone know of an image gallery app that can interface with vbulletin?
[09:13] <Badtzmaru> gallery can I believe
[09:13] <GerbilWrk> I "think" gallery or coppermine can
[09:13] <Badtzmaru> Im sure others can as well
[09:14] <Absolute-> yes
[09:14] <Absolute-> photopost
[09:15] <Absolute-> photopost php is mysql powered and customizatble
[09:15] <terminal> U.S. Representative Cynthia McKinney apologizes for altercation with Capit
[09:15] <terminal> owned
[09:16] <Absolute-> dougmoney did you check that out?
[09:17] <dougmoney> will shortly
[09:18] <jmx> A Canadian teenager accused of killing a US soldier in Afghanistan has told a G
[09:18] <jmx> how is that going to help his case out?
[09:19] <Absolute-> everyone wants to make the news.
[09:20] <Absolute-> if i commit suicide i'd type out "fuck it i was bored" and make as many c
[09:20] <Absolute-> hopefully id make the new york times
[09:21] <tehBob> i think that would make the news
[09:21] <jmx> would make the late shows anyways
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> i don't believe it would... do it, lets find out
[09:23] <Absolute-> i wonder if i could make a parachute for my dog
[09:23] <Absolute-> and throw him off a building
[09:23] <GerbilWrk> :( leave the pup alone
[09:23] <GerbilWrk> do it to a cat
[09:23] <Absolute-> :\
[09:23] <Absolute-> or
[09:23] <Absolute-> how bout
[09:23] <Absolute-> a
[09:23] <Absolute-> gerbil
[09:23] <Absolute-> :O
[09:23] <GerbilWrk> go for it, i hate the fuckers
[09:23] <GerbilWrk> you can use ours
[09:24] <jmx> gerbils are ugly and irritating creatures
[09:25] <Absolute-> they go
[09:25] <Absolute-> meep meep meep
[09:25] <Absolute-> then when they jerk off
[09:25] <Absolute-> they go
[09:25] <Absolute-> fap fap fap fap
[09:25] <Absolute-> :\
[09:25] <Absolute-> www.lolasaurus.com
[09:26] <Absolute-> :(
[09:26] <Absolute-> why
[09:26] <Rjx> be less stupid
[09:26] <Rjx> thanks
[09:27] <Absolute-> im sittin in the back of my class :(
[09:27] <Rjx> yeah i'm not surprised
[09:27] <Absolute-> and why is that
[09:27] <finn__> cause you suck!
[09:27] <Absolute-> roffles
[09:28] <ducklord> how someone like you made it to the top of the nicklist boggles the mind
[09:29] <Absolute-> what are you talking about
[09:30] <ducklord> [FraKC]Tu, my old nemesis
[09:30] <csqrl> swight
[09:30] <ducklord> you called him a tit?
[09:30] <csqrl> god that's the worst host ever
[09:30] <GerbilWrk> he's a boob
[09:31] <csqrl> ddos kiddies
[09:31] <Rjx> oh wait
[09:31] <csqrl> SWIGHT
[09:31] <Rjx> i think i banned this guy yesterday
[09:31] <finn__> yeah csqrl. tits suck....
[09:31] <Rjx> after he came in
[09:31] <swight> what?
[09:31] <Rjx> pasted a chuck norris fact
[09:31] <Rjx> and then left
[09:31] <csqrl> YOUR DATING SITE HAS MASSIVE PROBLEMS WITH ESCAPING
[09:31] <Absolute-> nice thanks for the kick dude
[09:31] <ducklord> I think so too
[09:31] <swight> yes I know
[09:31] <Rjx> Canada\
[09:31] <Rjx> er
[09:31] <ducklord> punctuation, people
[09:31] <Rjx> Canada\'s FREE dating site.
[09:32] <csqrl> Location: St.John\\\'s
[09:32] <swight> I know I know I know :)
[09:32] * ducklord is now known as iamaway
[09:32] <iamaway> pz
[09:32] <Rjx> check the README
[09:32] <Rjx> was osDate written by guilty
[09:32] <csqrl> absolute, i'd get a different shell provider
[09:32] <csqrl> or at least pick a different host
[09:33] <csqrl> that's incredibly lame
[09:33] <csqrl> haha
[09:33] <Absolute-> my vanity host is fine
[09:33] <Absolute-> its more or less to stop packet monkeys
[09:33] <csqrl> yeah, guilty 'fixed' escaping about 40 times over a period of three years
[09:33] <Absolute-> from trying to drop me
[09:33] <Rjx> it seems like each time he just made it worse
[09:33] <sili> trying to 'stop'
[09:33] <csqrl> maybe you could just not be a goon and they wouldn't want to try to drop you
[09:33] <sili> is exactly it
[09:33] <Absolute-> ive got gige backbones on this
[09:33] <terminal> what dating site are oyu talking about
[09:33] <Absolute-> you cant drop me even if you knew how
[09:34] <sili> I could
[09:34] <iamaway> i can drop kick you
[09:34] <sili> believe me
[09:34] <csqrl> OkAy DuDe
[09:34] <Rjx> haha
[09:34] <Rjx> what if someone g-lines that host
[09:34] <Rjx> all the gige backbones in the world won't help
[09:34] <Absolute-> nobody is going to gline me
[09:34] <Absolute-> heh
[09:34] <sili> or if someone has access to a box on 4 oc192s
[09:34] <Rjx> i'm not saying anyone here would, but that's a pretty big flaw in your theory
[09:34] <terminal> !cadaver
[09:34] <terminal> also
[09:34] <terminal> !lude
[09:35] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[09:35] <Absolute-> i know a few opers so i wouldnt be glined
[09:35] <Rjx> that, or the host gets blacklisted as an open proxy
[09:35] <Badtzmaru> paypal me $10 and i'll drop a gline
[09:35] <csqrl> fofo
[09:35] <Rjx> haha
[09:35] <Rjx> pm paypal addy ;x
[09:35] <Badtzmaru> haha
[09:35] <Rjx> i keep forgetting you're opered up these days
[09:36] <Rjx> also there are people i've known for years on EFnet who became opers or server
[09:36] <Absolute-> e-shells doesnt care about glines
[09:36] <sili> I was at one point
[09:36] <Rjx> i let my guard down
[09:36] <sili> oper'd
[09:36] <Absolute-> i have like 200 other hosts and ips i can use
[09:36] <Badtzmaru> fuck. all I want to do is go back to sleep and people keep making noise
[09:36] <sili> the server went away :(
[09:36] <Rjx> and bam
[09:36] <jeek> I must suck at the IRC.
[09:36] <Badtzmaru> Absolute-: im persistant
[09:36] <jeek> I've been playing on EFnet since '92
[09:36] <csqrl> all the olines and oc192s in the world won't help you people have the coolnes
[09:36] <Rjx> hahaha
[09:36] <jeek> And I've never been offered an O-line anywhere. :/
[09:36] <terminal> haha
[09:36] <sili> hahaha
[09:36] <terminal> I HAVE CONFIG ACCESS SO MY PENIS IS HUGE
[09:36] <Rjx> jeek: it doesn't really happen like that
[09:37] <Absolute-> i oper 2 networks
[09:37] <Rjx> also
[09:37] <Badtzmaru> hrmm
[09:37] <Rjx> i've been active on EFnet around 4 years now
[09:37] <Badtzmaru> who are the pussycat dolls
[09:37] <jeek> Rjx: I know, I know. I need to pretend I have a vagina and start cybering othe
[09:37] <Rjx> and i've only been hit with a ddos attack once
[09:37] <Badtzmaru> Id do this darkhaired singer chick
[09:37] <Rjx> and that was those brazillians
[09:37] <terminal> those brazillians sucked
[09:37] <terminal> fuckers
[09:37] <sili> I've been nailed 3 times now
[09:37] <Rjx> the secret is
[09:37] <Rjx> don't be an asshole
[09:38] <Rjx> although sometimes you'll still get nailed by kiddies
[09:38] <sili> yeah
[09:38] <terminal> fucking brazillians
[09:38] <terminal> :|
[09:38] <Absolute-> ive got about 15k exploited *ipt.aol.com bots
[09:38] <Rjx> yeah guess what
[09:38] <Rjx> nobody cares
[09:38] <sili> I have friends who work for AOL
[09:38] <terminal> Absolute-: good idea would be to stop talking right about now
[09:38] <sili> bring them in here
[09:38] <Rjx> haha
[09:38] <sili> and I have them all cancelled
[09:38] <terminal> my step sister works for aol
[09:38] <Rjx> i mean it is pretty easy to get anything online
[09:38] <Absolute-> why whats going to happen
[09:38] <Absolute-> rofl
[09:38] <Absolute-> arrest me
[09:38] <Rjx> you have to suck the right cocks
[09:38] <csqrl> like i said before, zombo trumps all
[09:38] <Rjx> and give the right people rimjobs
[09:38] <sili> yeah
[09:39] <Rjx> and bam
[09:39] <terminal> Absolute-: U R TEH AWESUM PKT KIDDIE LOLzz
[09:39] <Rjx> you can get anything you want
[09:39] <Rjx> as long as you put your ass up in the air
[09:39] <terminal> Rjx: you speak from experience, yes?
[09:39] <terminal> !rjx
[09:39] <cadaver> ^o^ batman likes to tongue guys. :P~d:
[09:39] <Rjx> and wiggle it about
[09:39] <tehBob> csqrl: welcome to zombo com....
[09:39] <Rjx> nay
[09:39] <terminal> THIS
[09:39] <terminal> IS ZOMBO COM
[09:39] <Rjx> i can't stand sycophants
[09:39] <Absolute-> zombo .com is ghey
[09:39] <csqrl> you're "ghey"
[09:39] <Absolute-> heh dont you guys work
[09:39] <Rjx> haha
[09:39] <Rjx> yep
[09:39] <sili> I am at work
[09:39] <Rjx> self-employed
[09:40] <jeek> I'm at work right now.
[09:40] <csqrl> speaking of
[09:40] <Rjx> i get paid to be here
[09:40] <csqrl> back to work
[09:40] <Rjx> what's your excused
[09:40] <tehBob> i am at work as well
[09:40] <Rjx> *excuse
[09:40] * Badtzmaru will be at work later
[09:40] <terminal> i own my own business
[09:40] <terminal> thanks.
[09:40] <sili> ya, I am the network engineer
[09:40] <Rjx> MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO CLASS
[09:40] <Absolute-> im in the back of a class in BC premed
[09:40] <terminal> i'm the "director of technology"
[09:40] <sili> as long as I am working over a keyboard
[09:40] <Absolute-> BU*
[09:40] <sili> it looks like I am working
[09:40] <sili> <3
[09:40] <Rjx> well maybe you should be paying attention
[09:40] <sili> 90% of the people here
[09:41] <Rjx> so you can be a productive member of society
[09:41] <sili> wouldn't know irc from a cisco router
[09:41] <Rjx> and not have to rely on your super botnets
[09:41] <Rjx> and gigabit backbonezzz
[09:41] <terminal> I HAVE HOES IN DIFFERENT BACKBONEZZZ
[09:41] <sili> problem
[09:41] <sili> solved
[09:41] <tehBob> LOL
[09:41] <Rjx> i did that yesterday
[09:42] <sili> oh wait
[09:42] <Rjx> 20:57 -!- mode/#geekissues [-bbbb *!*@217-20-120-56.internetsserviceteam.com *!
[09:42] <Rjx> ';[
[09:42] <sili> he has a 10000 hosts
[09:42] <Rjx> well i don't doubt he could
[09:42] <sili> and a gig-e backbone!
[09:42] <lude> i was paged
[09:42] <lude> ?
[09:42] <Rjx> the point is that's a redundant point
[09:42] <Rjx> because if you lick enough dicks, anybody can
[09:42] <sili> /kill absolute- hi
[09:42] <sili> :)
[09:43] <Rjx> url commandline webdav client
[09:43] <cadaver> - "commandline webdav client": http://www.webdav.org/cadaver/
[09:43] <terminal> you're late dave ;[
[09:43] <Badtzmaru> lude lives
[09:43] <Rjx> while you're here lude, i have a gentoo question
[09:43] * Badtzmaru shouts merkato lots for no good reason
[09:43] <terminal> oh shit
[09:44] <terminal> run
[09:44] <Rjx> is there any way to install old package versions through portage and have them
[09:44] <Rjx> say i wanted to install several versions of firefox for instance
[09:45] <Zom> Rjx: I don't think you can via portage, but you could just download a version o
[09:45] <Rjx> yeah
[09:45] <Rjx> its just a pain to have to do it manually
[09:45] <Zom> :)
[09:45] <lude> only if the ebuild supports slotting
[09:45] <Rjx> i mean another thing i've wanted it for
[09:45] <Rjx> is sql injection/buffer overflow testing on old versions of software
[09:45] <Rjx> ah ok
[09:46] <Rjx> i'll have to look that up
[09:46] <lude> it's like what gcc and the kernel do
[09:46] <lude> you can have several slots of gcc installed at once
[09:46] <csqrl> different dirs in /usr/local?
[09:46] <Thuryn> "slots" of gcc?
[09:47] <lude> * sys-devel/gcc Available versions: [P]2.95.3-r9 [P]3.1.1-r2 [P]3.2.2 [P]3.2
[09:47] <lude> i have a 3.3 and a 3.4 installed side-by-side on this particular machine
[09:47] <Thuryn> ah. versions.
[09:47] <lude> no, slots
[09:47] <lude> read up to understand why
[09:47] <Thuryn> <lude> * sys-devel/gcc Available versions:
[09:48] <Thuryn> versions
[09:48] <Rjx> yes, but the different versions are slotted
[09:48] <Rjx> to co-exist
[09:48] <lude> thanks rjx
[09:48] <Rjx> without interfering, i assume
[09:48] <lude> if i explained it to him
[09:48] <lude> it would have been via /kick
[09:48] <Thuryn> that would have detracted from your argument, not added to it
[09:49] <lude> it would have ended the conversation, a conversation in which you didn't belon
[09:49] <Rjx> csqrl: that's a good point
[09:49] <finn__> calc 4oz in grams
[09:49] <cadaver> - 4 ounces = 113.398093 grams
[09:49] <finn__> wow
[09:50] <Rjx> i wonder if there is a system that'll allow the compilation of packages and ins
[09:50] <Rjx> without the need to alter libraries elsewhere on the system
[09:51] <lude> There was some linux distro otu there that had an osx-style install
[09:51] <lude> /Application/Firefox 1.05/ or w/e
[09:51] <Rjx> i think pcbsd, or whatever it was called (dunn pasted it here yesterday) uses s
[09:57] <jmx> http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2006/04/06/1522719-sun.html im tempted to tr
[09:57] <swight> that about McGill?
[09:59] <jmx> yes
[10:01] <jmx> though thats a fairly one-sided view, mcgill also has pretty high academic achi
[10:01] <Badtzmaru> its news, what do you expect
[10:02] <jmx> lol
[10:02] <swight> Fair and balanced, y'know, like fox. ;)
[10:02] <Badtzmaru> keke
[10:02] <jmx> its playboy
[10:02] <Badtzmaru> pb is actually better at fair and balanced than most network news
[10:02] <Badtzmaru> the whole "good articles" thing is true
[10:02] <jmx> lol
[10:03] <jmx> good articles and tits, the perfect magazine
[10:03] <Badtzmaru> minus the airbrushing, yes.
[10:04] <swight> really? you'd like them to lose the airbrushing? I don't mind some fantasy
[10:04] <jmx> http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/04/holmesSPLASH060406_300x450.jpg katie h
[10:04] <Badtzmaru> heh
[10:05] <Zom> Haha
[10:05] <swight> holy shit, is she having a litter?
[10:05] <Rjx> she doesn't look that bad
[10:05] <Rjx> that's a handbag you dorks
[10:05] <Rjx> not her stomach
[10:05] <Zom> She's smuggling toiletpaper to Chile
[10:05] <Zom> Ah
[10:05] <Zom> Nm then
[10:06] <swight> she's going to populate the earth with scientologist aliens
[10:07] <jmx> lol
[10:07] <jeek> Hail Xenu!
[10:08] <dekkon> aw, i didnt know what the fuck that white bubble was
[10:08] <dekkon> *ew
[10:08] <jeek> www.xenu.net - operation clambake
[10:11] <jmx> http://www.myelectionanalysis.com/?p=875
[10:18] <Tordek> hey, I've got a UPS with a dumb serial cable, but I dunno wether it's low-on
[10:18] <Tordek> er
[10:18] <Tordek> s/set it up/figure it out/
[10:18] <jmx> http://www.boingboing.net/images/cnnscreenshot.png haha free videos on cnn
[10:19] <Tordek> oooh... link
[10:19] <Tordek> eh.. nm *whistle*
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> Tordek: read the manual?
[10:20] <Tordek> i ain't got it
[10:20] <jmx> http://www.photosled.com/data/500/all_together_now.JPG haha even better
[10:20] <Tark-Work> my PM walks into my office. I say, "You know how I chart my progress for
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> get model # off apc and gt it
[10:21] <Tark-Work> jmx, I don't get the juxtaposition :/
[10:23] <jmx> the guy on the left was arrested for trying to seduce a minor
[10:25] <Tark-Work> yes
[10:25] <Tark-Work> heard that on NPR this morning
[10:25] <Tordek> bbl
[10:25] * cadaver grabs Tordek
[10:25] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[10:26] <Zom> http://album.lunarstorm.se/FullSize/3f2/%7B3F224924-A9A0-4B49-B228-D86358AA25A3
[10:37] <johnstone> Obviously, that was the best day of that mans life.
[10:37] <johnstone> 10:1 he blogged about it.'
[10:37] <Workdug> url?
[10:39] <terminal> http://www.aviransplace.com/index.php/archives/2006/04/05/the-new-office-2
[10:39] <johnstone> So... Progress is adding a letter to all of your file types? And taking o
[10:40] <dekkon> w2
[10:40] <poopy> dekkon Temp 57.9F/14.4C; Wind 2.7mph; Conditions Overcast; Sunset 8:04PM; hig
[10:40] <Workdug> 2
[10:40] <|Chris> i'm leaving for portland in less than 2 hours
[10:40] <|Chris> who's gonna meet me there
[10:40] <Workdug> johnstone: what the heck were you talking about when i just came in
[10:40] <Workdug> sup chris
[10:40] <|Chris> yo
[10:41] <|Chris> k gotta pack
[10:41] <|Chris> pz
[10:45] <Rjx> he needs to slow down at his age
[10:47] <swight> how old is "his"?
[10:47] <Rjx> nearly 50
[10:47] <swight> ok...
[10:48] <swight> If you take cae of yourself you shouldn't need to slow down too much by 50
[10:48] <Rjx> yeah, but the age really shows on him
[10:49] <swight> ah, then he'll either slow down, or something will slow him down :)
[10:51] <Workdug> uh oh, they're interviewing someone today ;[
[10:51] <Workdug> Rjx: who?!\
[10:51] <Rjx> |Chris
[10:53] <terminal> chris is nearly 50?
[10:54] <Workdug> haha
[10:54] <Workdug> chris isn't even 30
[10:54] <Workdug> he /might/ be 25
[10:54] <terminal> i figured as much
[10:54] <terminal> what the fuck are you talking about then, Rjx
[10:55] <Workdug> oh wait, we're talking about human years
[10:56] <Rjx> you guys fucking suck
[10:56] <Rjx> seriously
[10:56] <Rjx> ITS THE INSIDE JOKE THAT CHRIS ALWAYS LOOKS OLD
[10:57] <Workdug> yeah, well, i've only had one cup of coffee today
[10:57] <Workdug> i'm not even legal to be on irc yet
[10:57] <Workdug> sry
[10:57] <swight> Son of a WHORE
[10:57] <swight> Republicans defeat Net neutrality proposal
[10:57] <Workdug> url son of a whore
[10:57] <cadaver> - "son of a whore": http://www.etsy.com/view_item.php?listing_id=2859
[10:57] <swight> http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6058223.html?part=rss&tag=6058223&subj=news
[10:58] <swight> If every single one of you yanks don't vote a democrat into congress in Nov,
[10:58] <Workdug> fuck democrats
[10:59] <Workdug> and also
[10:59] <Workdug> fuck republicans
[10:59] <jmx> http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060406/infant_dead_060406
[11:00] <jmx> we should just turn off the oil tap, fuck nafta, us does all the time
[11:01] <swight> turn off the oil, dam up the rivers
[11:04] <dekkon> please invade
[11:04] <dekkon> with your 3 tanks and 12 biplanes
[11:04] <terminal> DR JUAN DEON
[11:04] <terminal> DEKON
[11:04] <terminal> sdfks
[11:04] <dekkon> yes
[11:04] <terminal> hello sir
[11:04] <dekkon> hai 2 u
[11:12] <dekkon> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9504320182
[11:15] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:32] <jmx> <@dekkon> with your 3 tanks
[11:32] <jmx> we have three tanks?
[11:32] <jmx> when did we upgrade?
[11:32] <swight> he means the pickups with the snow plows
[11:32] <jmx> oh okay
[11:33] <jmx> but then we've got a hell of a lot more than three
[11:34] <wntd> anyone have experience with rentacoder.com?
[11:37] <mquin> wntd: my wife's done some work through them
[11:38] <mquin> their system seems to work, but then again all her jobs have been smooth - du
[11:39] <wntd> cool.
[11:40] <timmo> w2
[11:40] <poopy> timmo Temp 32F/0C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:58PM; high:(upper 30s) low:(
[11:40] <timmo> holy fuck
[11:40] <timmo> its snowing like a god damn maniac here
[11:40] <timmo> w 84041
[11:40] <jeek> weather 14701
[11:40] <cadaver> Weather for Layton, Utah (84041) Conditions & - Updated at 11:59 AM MDT on
[11:40] <jeek> w 14701
[11:40] <cadaver> Weather for Jamestown, New York (14701) Conditions & - Updated at 12:58 PM
[11:41] <GerbilWrk> w2
[11:41] <poopy> GerbilWrk Temp Temperature/84F; Wind ; Conditions ; Sunset 7:49PM; high:(uppe
[11:41] <GerbilWrk> who wants some shorts and a wife beater?
[11:44] <timmo> ;[
[11:45] <jmx> http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060406/gospel_judas_06040
[11:50] <Rendiew> ofuck shit just broke
[11:50] <Rendiew> haha
[11:50] <Spidey> w 28215
[11:50] <cadaver> Weather for Charlotte, North Carolina (28215) Conditions & - Updated at 2:4
[11:50] <Thuryn> .w 65211
[11:50] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.3°W, 271M); Last Updated: 12:54 PM CDT; Dew Point: 5
[11:50] <Thuryn> LIARS
[11:51] <swight> .w a1a 4r7
[11:51] <Tubbee> Saint Johns, Newfoundland (47.6°N/52.7°W, 134M); Last Updated: 3:30 PM NDT;
[11:51] <swight> accurate
[11:51] <swight> :)
[11:53] <Thuryn> the weather here has been partly cloudy with scattered showers all day
[11:53] <Thuryn> i don't know where this "clear" crap comes from
[12:14] <Rjx> my dad was saying how he wants to better his memory abilities
[12:14] <Rjx> and i told him about how i have inadvertantly memorised all of futurama
[12:14] <Rjx> and he said
[12:15] <Rjx> "well i can do something similar, if i watch a movie....the next time i watch i
[12:15] <Rjx> i'd say he's got a long way to go
[12:16] <GerbilWrk> i'd agree
[12:17] <timmo> haha
[12:17] <timmo> i like your dads style
[12:17] <Rjx> when sara was here
[12:17] <Rjx> during dinner he told her his plan
[12:17] <Rjx> to beat the rest of his company at golf
[12:17] <Rendiew> that was awesome
[12:17] <Rendiew> qantas just broke, for like 15 minutes
[12:18] <Rjx> basically he really sucks right now
[12:18] <Rjx> so they give him a giant handicap
[12:18] <Rendiew> and i'm the only one here
[12:18] <Rjx> but he's been getting training on the side
[12:18] <Rjx> reading up and stuff
[12:18] <Rjx> buying clubs
[12:18] <Rjx> and he's going to play them again, and still get the huge handicap
[12:18] <Rjx> and then beat them all
[12:18] <Rjx> and get his name on the trophy
[12:18] <Rjx> and while he was doing this he had a golfball in his hand
[12:18] <Rjx> and kept pausing to show it to everyone
[12:25] <jeek> I always get arrested when I try to show my balls to people.
[12:26] <timmo> “Point is, I don’t know what I can prescribe for him that would even approach
[12:26] <timmo> “Is that a lot?”
[12:26] <timmo> “Let’s put it this way: if you took four hundred right now, it’d probably sto
[12:26] <timmo> from the kevin smith write up about jason mewes
[12:26] <timmo> http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=235
[12:27] <Jimmothi> 1200mg of what?
[12:27] <Rjx> did you see the stuff about him having sex when off heroin
[12:28] <timmo> jimmothy: oxycotin
[12:28] <timmo> rjx: no
[12:28] <Jimmothi> ok
[12:34] <soapy`> partyline - not as fun as sounds
[12:39] <swight> http://news.com.com/2300-1026_3-6058410-1.html?part=rss&tag=6058410&subj=new
[12:41] <swight> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/06/science/06cnd-judas.html?hp&ex=1144382400&
[12:42] <Sohcahtoa> ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
[12:43] <Wabbit98> I believe swight was speaking english
[12:43] <swight> Thank you. <nod>
[12:43] <Wabbit98> Judas though did not speak english
[12:43] <Wabbit98> you might have some problems there
[12:44] <swight> I'll get Mel Gibson to translate
[12:45] <Wabbit98> I think after they get it translated it would be interesting to read
[12:47] <hermes> swight: you manage to find the maxim in google earth?
[12:52] <swight> nope
[12:55] <Tark-Work> nope
[12:56] <daze> for each sprinkle i find...i shall kill you
[12:57] <hermes> i found the exact spot
[12:57] <hermes> but no cover
[12:57] <hermes> so either hoax or not updatd yet
[12:59] <qoa> Url?\
[12:59] <Thuryn> lol @ topic
[12:59] <Thuryn> <3 smokey and the bandit
[12:59] <Workdug> i concur
[13:00] <jestuh> why is at&t teasing me so?
[13:00] <jestuh> FUCKING CALL ME BACK
[13:01] <kitchen> they hate you.
[13:02] <jestuh> i know
[13:02] <jestuh> ;[
[13:02] <Wabbit98> AST&T is now a monopoly (somewhat) again so they do not need to return cal
[13:04] <jestuh> DIGDUG IS A COCKSUCKER
[13:04] <sili> dude, don't even get me started on at&t(sbc)
[13:04] <sili> I have to deal with them everyday
[13:04] <Workdug> rofl
[13:04] <jestuh> he just called me to make me think at&t was calling
[13:05] <Workdug> <--still laughing
[13:05] <jestuh> SHUT IT!
[13:05] <Workdug> sorry man, i had to do it
[13:05] <jestuh> ;x
[13:05] <Rjx> hahaha
[13:05] <jestuh> hahaha
[13:05] <jestuh> haha sili i shall be working for the enemy if they ever return my calls
[13:06] <jestuh> DigDug: that a new cell phone or work line?
[13:06] <Workdug> new cell
[13:06] <Workdug> work line is a 212 number
[13:06] <jestuh> you change phone numbers every 3 months just to throw me off?
[13:06] <jestuh> ;[
[13:06] <Workdug> yes
[13:06] <Workdug> this is the only cell phone you have ever had
[13:06] <Workdug> of mine
[13:06] <jestuh> hmm lemme see what i have stored then
[13:07] <jestuh> i msged the number i have
[13:07] <jestuh> what is that one?
[13:09] <Workdug> that's my nsa office
[13:10] <jestuh> ah gotcha
[13:10] <jestuh> i'll put the new gov't issue cell as default
[13:10] <Workdug> thx
[13:10] <Twin`> GI cell phones
[13:11] <Twin`> next there will be GI porsches
[13:12] <GerbilWrk> nothing like an extra 200mg of caffeine to keep you from falling asleep a
[13:16] <jeek> New Red and Blue Rings discovered around Uranus: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20
[13:18] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[13:20] <sili> scientist renamed that planet in 2664 to stop the stupid joke once and for all
[13:20] <sili> 'what did the name it to'
[13:20] <sili> urectum
[13:21] <tehBob> heh, i kinda miss futurama.
[13:21] <Wabbit98> it will return
[13:21] <Wabbit98> if all goes well
[13:21] <tehBob> lets hope
[13:21] <jeek> Hrm
[13:21] <olin> Yeah, I can't beleive they stopped making that show.
[13:22] <olin> It was so funny, and easily had a longer life span than the Simpsons.
[13:22] <tehBob> are the simpsons ever going to die?
[13:22] <jeek> Word on the street is that new episodes are being made.
[13:22] <jeek> (re Futurama)
[13:22] <olin> They had an entire universe to base stories in - The Simpsons is limited, and
[13:22] <Wabbit98> tehBob, if you haven't heard yet they are planning to make a feature lengt
[13:23] <tehBob> i was just in the middle of typing that
[13:23] <Agent43> what
[13:23] <Agent43> nigger WHAT
[13:23] <Thuryn> Sam Jackson: "NIGGA THAT!"
[13:23] <Agent43> m'k
[13:24] <Thuryn> (see "Amos & Andrew" - Sam Jackson and Nick Cage)
[13:24] <tehBob> agent, seach imdb for "the simpsons"
[13:25] <Agent43> why would i want to do that?
[13:25] <Thuryn> url site:imdb the Simpsons
[13:25] <Thuryn> !url site:imdb the Simpsons
[13:25] <Thuryn> well crap
[13:26] <Agent43> ya, rly
[13:26] <Twin`> fox is hardcore jump to conclusions
[13:26] <Twin`> futuramas ratings dropped a bit
[13:26] <Twin`> so they were like "ah fuck it."
[13:26] <Wabbit98> haven't The Simpsons ratings dropped?
[13:27] <Twin`> who knows
[13:28] <tehBob> The aid of a special announcement which eventuated to be the movie trailer w
[13:30] <swight> no its not a coincidence, all ad rates are based on year to date, and that's
[13:33] <michael`> how disappointing
[13:33] <michael`> i got an invitation to some honors and awards convocation at my school
[13:33] <michael`> and it talks about giving out all these monetary awards or some shit
[13:33] <michael`> but they didnt tell me what i won
[13:33] <michael`> so i called and asked
[13:34] <michael`> and it turns out im going to get a certificate
[13:34] <michael`> who gives a fuck
[13:34] <tehBob> heh
[13:34] <michael`> why would i go to an awards ceremony so i can get a stupid piece of paper
[13:34] <GerbilWrk> ebay the certificate for monetary rewards
[13:34] <michael`> and its not even anything good
[13:34] <michael`> its not like i was chosen
[13:34] <michael`> you get it automatically if you have 72 credits and a 3.5
[13:34] <Workdug> michael`: YOU ARE THE ONE
[13:35] <michael`> idiots
[13:35] <michael`> i was all excited
[13:35] <michael`> thinking i won a few hundred dollars
[13:35] <iamaway> academic lottery!
[13:35] * iamaway is now known as ducklord
[13:35] <michael`> because the invitation just had a Q+A on how to accept your scholarship or
[13:35] <michael`> etc
[13:37] <fawzy> i never go to that bullshit
[13:38] <fawzy> unless you want some free food
[13:39] <michael`> seriously, im not trying to brag about it
[13:39] <Workdug> michael, you selfish arrogant prick
[13:39] <michael`> its a fucking piece of paper
[13:39] <michael`> i really am angry
[13:39] <fawzy> tell them to mail you it
[13:39] <fawzy> you have to work
[13:39] <fawzy> and give it to your mom
[13:39] <michael`> that i got this letter talking about scholarships and monetary awards
[13:39] <michael`> nothing about stupid ass 'certificates'
[13:40] <michael`> well im definitely not attending
[13:40] <michael`> i have better ways to spend a saturday
[13:41] <fawzy> ircing?
[13:41] <Rjx> i have never turned up for ceremonies for certificates
[13:41] <michael`> no.
[13:41] <Rjx> at least the last few i've been given
[13:41] <m
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