Session Start: Wed Apr 05 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <Kalamazoo> im getting a cd now haha
[00:01] <dontaskdo> The pixies are like old punk
[00:02] <dontaskdo> I don't know it's very rawish, unpolished, and loud
[00:15] <dekkon> http://www.nonemorenegative.myby.co.uk/jebus.png
[00:16] <dekkon> open that up and look for a sec
[00:16] <dekkon> then walk back about 2 ft and look at it
[00:16] <dontaskdo> omg jeebus
[00:16] <Stereo``> oh god it's hurting my eyes
[00:16] <orge> PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JEBUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:18] <dontaskdo> jeebus is everywhere, we can't escape his judgement!
[00:18] <Kalamazoo> i wonder how that works
[00:20] <orge> jeebus is in your buitt
[00:23] <diab|aw> this channel is so boring --> chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chu
[00:23] <diab|aw> chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norr
[00:23] <diab|aw> chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norr
[00:23] <Ifrit> uh
[00:23] <diab|aw> chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris chuck norr
[00:23] <Stereo``> say no to .no
[00:23] <orge> typical a .no person
[00:23] <orge> lol
[00:24] <pinin> yep
[00:24] <Ifrit> Sadly
[00:25] <orge> who set the chuck norris topic anyways
[00:25] <Ifrit> only good thing about it is that i often only have a couple of hours to drive
[00:26] <Ifrit> says timmo here
[00:26] <orge> lol
[00:26] <orge> he's probably dead already...chuck norris was hiding in his closet
[00:30] <Kurin> chuck norris doesn't hide in closets, he blah blah blah whatever
[00:33] <pinin> i think timmo did
[01:08] <Ifrit> Any Clutch fans here?
[01:08] <anthill> i am a fan of manual transmissions, does that count?
[01:08] <Ifrit> I wasa thinking about the band things
[01:09] <anthill> don't you mean belt?
[01:09] <Ifrit> otherwise, yeah, automatic transmissions are for pussies
[01:09] <Ifrit> the musical group, anthill
[01:09] <Ifrit> the gang of minstrels
[01:09] <tHM> haha anthill
[01:09] <anthill> ;]
[01:09] <Ifrit> the bard troupe
[01:45] <Ifrit> The Cell is pretty freaky
[01:52] <Ifrit> url imdb "occult history" "third reich"
[01:52] <cadaver> - "imdb "occult history" "third reich"": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt022866
[01:58] <diab-> what the hell.
[01:58] <reginold> oh the huge manatee!
[01:59] <diab-> i wrote a quite serious e-mail to the military offices, and in the reply i go
[02:00] <Ifrit> haha
[02:00] <diab-> oh, and i have tons of popups like every 5 minutes, regardless of whether of
[02:00] <Ifrit> that's the greatest story i've heard all week
[02:00] <Ifrit> thanks man
[02:00] <Ifrit> diab-, that's adware
[02:00] <Ifrit> use adaware
[02:00] <Ifrit> and crapcleaner, or another good registry cleaner
[02:01] <diab-> yeah. but that sonofabitch adaware can't fix it.
[02:01] <diab-> crapcleaner?
[02:01] <diab-> url?
[02:01] <Ifrit> url crapcleaner
[02:01] <cadaver> - "crapcleaner": http://www.ccleaner.com/
[02:01] <Ifrit> it ain't harder
[02:02] <diab-> it will be after some porn.
[02:02] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[02:03] <diab-> but seriously, heh, doesn't all adaware programs use the same definitions?
[02:09] <timmo> did aim just die for anyone else?
[02:10] <diab-> aim?
[02:10] <timmo> nevermind
[02:12] * WhattheGl is now known as glen2
[02:12] <reginold> <diab-> but seriously, heh, doesn't all adaware programs use the sam
[02:12] <reginold> no
[02:13] <reginold> that's why it's worthwhile using more than one
[02:13] <reginold> to increase chances of picking up all the crap
[02:13] * glen2 agrees.
[02:14] <diab-> ok. thx
[02:24] <diab-> alright. now i've deleted some files and basically cleaned up a bit. now i ju
[02:27] <diab-> looking good so far....... :D
[02:27] <diab-> CRAP
[02:27] <mehpeh> what kinda pop-ips you getting?
[02:28] <Kurin> format and reinstall
[02:28] <diab-> errorsafe & etc.
[02:29] <diab-> "windows has detected an error in your system, please download errorsafe now
[02:29] <diab-> i dont wanna format because i've got so much stuff i want to keep.
[02:29] <Kurin> So *make backups* and format
[02:30] <diab-> alot of work.
[02:30] <mehpeh> one of the companies happen to be spy falcon?
[02:30] <Kurin> So live in the cesspool you've created
[02:40] <diab-> i haven't noticed. but probably.
[02:41] <diab-> there's also alot of banks and poker and whatnot advertised in the popups
[02:41] <mehpeh> i had something like that
[02:41] <mehpeh> called spy falcon
[02:41] <mehpeh> had to format
[02:41] <mehpeh> nothing worked
[02:42] <diab-> crap.
[02:42] <diab-> formating is definately last resort.
[02:43] <diab-> but i'll probably just get it again if i dont know how i got it or how to cle
[02:43] <mehpeh> do you have a removeable hard drive?
[02:43] <diab-> no :( well... i can take it out, but its not 'removeable
[02:45] <mehpeh> sorry... wrong word
[02:45] <mehpeh> i meant external
[02:46] <diab-> oh, no i haven't got that.
[02:47] <mehpeh> they aren't too pricey if you have some spare cash
[02:47] <mehpeh> they will make back-ups alot easier
[02:47] <mehpeh> took me an hour from format to running with files on
[02:49] <diab-> hm.
[02:49] <diab-> i'll probably have to consider that.
[02:50] <mehpeh> or i could be a computer salesman
[02:50] <mehpeh> spyware huh? yep... that'll need a new computer to fix
[02:50] <diab-> or i could get my father to come over with something and help me format... (h
[02:50] <diab-> hehe, yeah not a bad idea.
[02:51] <diab-> like, co-operate with tech-supports.
[02:51] <mehpeh> just get him to bring a pc
[02:51] <mehpeh> hook them up with a crossover
[02:51] <diab-> "your computer won't turn on? no there's no point in checking the power cord,
[02:51] <mehpeh> and move your drive accross to his
[02:52] <diab-> yeah. maybe have him bring a gbps network card or two, because i've got about
[02:52] <diab-> and not alot of patience;)
[02:53] <mehpeh> your current NIC a 10, 10/100, or 100?
[02:54] <diab-> not sure, i think it's 10/100
[02:55] <mehpeh> that'd take between 35 hours and 3.5 hours
[02:55] <mehpeh> so definitly get him to pring the GB :D
[02:55] <mehpeh> bring*
[02:56] <diab-> hm, yeah. perhaps i should...
[02:57] <diab-> but... im afraid he'll have a too good look at my content........ of course i
[02:57] <mehpeh> hahaha
[02:58] <mehpeh> fetish porn ey? well chances are someone on your p2p network has the same st
[02:59] <diab-> lol, no way. i've got alot of preview pics and videos with uncertain names...
[02:59] <diab-> it'd be alot of hard work to get it all back
[02:59] <mehpeh> "hard" work ey?
[02:59] <diab-> and i haven't got any good downloading client... i use that louzy "lime" thin
[03:00] <diab-> hehehe.. well i can't really choose:P
[03:00] <mehpeh> the CD idea was probably the best one
[03:00] <mehpeh> once you've copied all your wierd porn files over, just chuck onto his pc
[03:00] <diab-> it'll be like 2 cds or something..
[03:01] * mehpeh is now known as meh|AFK
[03:01] <diab-> it's not weird, it's just... alternative...
[03:01] <meh|AFK> haha
[03:01] <meh|AFK> i find it best to delete my porn
[03:01] <meh|AFK> you know... something new each time
[03:01] <diab-> hehehe. well it's not like i watch it all the time.
[03:01] <glen2> Everybody is somebody elses weirdo. That's what I told the vice police.
[03:02] <diab-> lol
[03:03] <diab-> i am kinda weird to myself already...
[03:03] <diab-> ... sort of a self explanatory sentence...
[03:03] <glen2> If you want weird porn just scan your ISP for open netBIOS shares.
[03:04] <diab-> even though i am in *geek*issues, doesn't mean i know how to do something lik
[03:04] <glen2> Perverts can't set-up secure computer.
[03:05] <glen2> diab-, look for nbtscan or nmap
[03:05] <diab-> i've learned that the hard way. my computer is quite the leap away from being
[03:05] <diab-> look for, as in google ? :P
[03:06] <glen2> Yer, why not.
[03:06] <glen2> Looking for perverted videos on the same ISP as you should give you faster le
[03:06] <diab-> i gotta reboot, says this pathetically fishy looking cleaner i found... gah..
[03:07] <diab-> oh, sound nice:)
[03:10] * meh|AFK is now known as mehpeh
[03:11] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:13] <diab-> hmm
[03:13] <mehpeh> working better now diab?
[03:15] <diab-> no:(
[03:15] <mehpeh> unfortunate
[03:15] <mehpeh> just send me your 100gb, i will store it for you
[03:15] <diab-> lol
[03:16] <mehpeh> dont worry, i can pull down a steady 32 kb/s on this connection
[03:16] <diab-> that'll take like 250 years.
[03:16] <mehpeh> haha
[03:16] <diab-> you just want my porn
[03:16] <diab-> pervert..
[03:16] <diab-> :P
[03:16] <mehpeh> haha
[03:17] <mehpeh> i can get my own porn
[03:17] <mehpeh> actually... i can get not just my own sex, but someone elses
[03:17] <mehpeh> so i dont really need porn
[03:17] <mehpeh> then again... never in the world has porn ever been bad
[03:18] <mehpeh> "i've seen to much porn lately" - will never be heard
[03:18] <qoa> I beg to differ.
[03:19] <mehpeh> you've seen too much porn?
[03:19] <qoa> Go look at some low budget crackwhore porn sites.
[03:19] <diab-> "i've wanked off to much lately" could be a good explanation as to why you ha
[03:20] <mehpeh> low budget porn doesn't count
[03:20] <mehpeh> you can never see too LITTLE budget porn
[03:20] <diab-> low budget, as in small tits an shitty used lingerie?
[03:21] <diab-> louzy filming perhaps. always zooming up HIS ass..
[03:21] <mehpeh> some people might like that...
[03:21] <mehpeh> i have nothing against gays
[03:22] <mehpeh> as long as both chicks are hot ;)
[03:22] <diab-> lol, what the hell
[03:22] <diab-> i have alot against gays.
[03:22] <Garret> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-528276713122254066&q=bomb&pl=true&a
[03:22] <diab-> they are creepy
[03:22] <mehpeh> sure i contradicted myself in the space of a sentence, but at least i never
[03:22] <Rjx_> crap
[03:22] <Rjx_> overslept two hours
[03:22] <diab-> lol
[03:23] <mehpeh> hmm... my fingers smell like arse... i think im going to wash my hands befor
[03:25] <Thadius> damn aussies
[03:25] <Rjx_> haha
[03:25] <Thadius> sup Rjx
[03:26] <Rjx_> breakfast, mostly
[03:26] <Rjx_> you?
[03:26] <Thadius> drinking, sweating... etc
[03:26] <Thadius> waiting for it to cool down so a shower is worthwhile :S
[03:26] <diab-> wheere do you live?
[03:26] <Thadius> Brisbane, Australia
[03:26] <diab-> oh. temperature?
[03:27] <diab-> i've been thinking of moving to brisbane for a year or so.
[03:27] <Thadius> it's 8:26pm and about ... 25c
[03:27] <diab-> holy crap, that's lovely.
[03:27] <Thadius> too fucking hot
[03:27] <Thadius> i can't stand it
[03:27] <diab-> we had a little hail yesterday... and alot of wind..
[03:27] <Thadius> i'd rather a constant 15c
[03:27] <Thadius> we got hammered by a storm... for all of 10 mins
[03:28] <diab-> uhm, no you wouldn't. but if you wanna try, you should spend a summer in norw
[03:28] <Thadius> i used to walk around in England... in my boxershorts when it was -5
[03:28] <Thadius> shrunken... but happy.
[03:28] <diab-> hehe
[03:28] <diab-> i love it when its hot outside..
[03:29] <diab-> i'd never be on irc with an outside at about 25c.
[03:29] <Rjx_> swight's story hit the front page
[03:29] <Thadius> i'm the kinda person that sweats in air conditioning...
[03:29] <diab-> you should see a doctor about that.
[03:29] <Thadius> nahh
[03:30] <diab-> i was in greece about 2 years ago.... never a day below 40c, and i loved it..
[03:30] <Thadius> i'm not to the point where i can't pick up a sheet of paper because it fall
[03:30] <Thadius> fuck that.
[03:30] <Thadius> it's about 90
[03:30] <Thadius> errr
[03:30] <Thadius> it's about 90% humidity here during the day... and 32c
[03:31] <diab-> oh that sounds so lovely..
[03:31] <Thadius> like being in an uncomfortably hot bath for the whole day
[03:31] <Thadius> anyway
[03:31] <Thadius> there's drinking to be done
[03:32] <diab-> alcohol
[03:32] <Thadius> got a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label to finish off
[03:32] * Thadius skips off towards the kitchen
[03:33] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Force%20Field.jpg
[03:33] <Kurin> that's a big wtf
[03:33] <diab-> its a weekday ffs
[03:34] <Rjx_> here's a bigger wtf
[03:34] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/painful%20seating.g
[03:34] <Kurin> fucking yikes
[03:35] <Kurin> Is that his dick wrapped in that thing
[03:35] <Thadius> that's his balls
[03:35] <Thadius> by the looks
[03:35] <Kurin> Yes, he's sitting on his balls
[03:35] <Kurin> I got that bit
[03:35] <Thadius> rather swollen balls
[03:35] <Kurin> But is his dick wrapped in that green cloth
[03:36] <Thadius> doubt he's lucky enough to have huge balls and a huge cock...
[03:36] <Thadius> :)
[03:36] <Kurin> I doubt he's lucky at all to have elephantitis
[03:36] <Thadius> true
[03:38] <Rjx_> An MIT student accused of copyright infringement has been documenting her stru
[03:38] <Rjx_> ahhaha
[03:39] <metric> crack head in bumfights
[03:39] <metric> bling bling :D
[03:39] <Thadius> heh
[03:51] <Rjx_> What do attorneys use for birth control?
[03:51] <Rjx_> Their personalities.
[04:09] <Tordek> Rjx i tried compiling the program (the one i was trying to h4x)
[04:10] <Tordek> and I get a Segfault after a 960 chars long input
[04:10] <Tordek> but still, no variable overlapping
[04:10] <Tordek> *920
[04:13] <Tordek> morning, peoplez
[04:13] <Tordek> Rjx: _?
[04:13] <Tordek> Rjx_?
[04:36] <Rjx_> yo
[04:36] <Rjx_> what's up
[04:37] <Rjx_> oh
[04:37] <Rjx_> i just read what you said
[04:37] <Rjx_> hold on
[04:39] <Rjx> http://www.safemode.org/files/zillion/shellcode/doc/Writing_shellcode.html
[04:39] <Rjx> check that out
[04:40] <Rjx> i used to it mess about with my own code (on an amd64 system things are a bit d
[04:40] <Rjx> but it tells you how to map out various things
[04:41] <Rjx_> gdb is pretty useful to have around
[04:55] <klogy> hi
[04:55] <Rjx_> hi
[05:30] <ExZippo_> Help friends! A guneapig tricked me!
[05:32] <Rjx_> anthology of interest
[05:32] <ExZippo_> I wish I was impulsive
[05:33] <Rjx_> anthology of interest
[05:33] <ExZippo_> I could ear cereal off my head
[05:33] <ExZippo_> eat
[05:33] <Rjx_> haha
[05:33] <ExZippo_> Go man go!
[05:33] <ExZippo_> I love that bit so much
[05:34] <Rjx_> is there any chance planet express was built on an ancient indian burial groun
[05:34] <Rjx_> "no"
[05:34] <Rjx_> then that must mean.....YOU KILLED THEM
[05:35] <ExZippo_> Also I want mail order degres in Murderonomy and murderology!
[05:35] <ExZippo_> Then I could wear a fancy sluthing hat
[05:38] <ExZippo_> Argh! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!
[05:38] <ExZippo_> this is one of the best eps
[05:39] <Rjx_> hey leela cool go-kart
[05:39] <ExZippo_> honk honk
[05:40] <ExZippo_> "now just let me... get the lights..." "YYAAAAARRRHGGHRGHRGHRG.... I REALL
[05:42] <ExZippo_> Rjx_: "Here, use my +1 mace!"
[05:48] <ExZippo_> Now this is why I prefer your non-stick robots
[05:48] <Rjx_> bender gets made
[05:49] <ExZippo_> Rjx: Ok... "Neat! *click*"
[05:49] <Rjx_> ;[ no idea
[05:50] <ExZippo_> It's in a bunch of eps
[05:50] <ExZippo_> I was hoping you'd rattle them all off :(
[05:51] <csqrl> house still reeks of eggplant parmesean
[05:51] <Rjx_> josh
[05:51] <ExZippo_> Don't eat that thing then
[05:51] <ExZippo_> Ever
[05:51] <Rjx_> any ideas of bridging the user systems of mediawiki/wordpress/phpbb
[05:51] <Rjx_> *on
[05:52] <csqrl> one table for username or uid with an ID to each of the services
[05:53] <csqrl> the id would be the uid in each other user table
[05:53] <Rjx_> well syncing is going to be pretty easy, i am weak on user login systems thoug
[05:53] <Rjx_> i guess i could write a hookup function
[05:53] <Rjx_> that calls up the func to set the user as logged in on the other services
[05:53] <csqrl> they should have a function for logging in
[05:53] <Rjx_> and set the timeouts to be equal
[05:54] <csqrl> set_user_logged_in or something else against username & pass
[05:54] <csqrl> select IDs from the combo user table by that username, run the login funcs fo
[05:54] <Rjx_> aye
[05:54] <Rjx_> that makes sense
[05:55] <csqrl> i think you'll just have to roll with them setting their own cookies
[05:55] <csqrl> but you should be able to unify timeouts with slight tweaks to the cookie set
[05:55] <csqrl> for each app
[05:55] <Rjx_> seems like it, yeah
[05:55] <Rjx_> also mediawiki is up to 1.6.0 now
[05:56] <Rjx_> release in the past few days i think
[05:56] <csqrl> smooth
[05:56] <Rjx_> 1.6.0 released on 2006-04-05
[05:56] <Rjx_> today looks like
[06:07] <ExZippo_> Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.
[06:13] <ducklord> http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1144224321/Too_Much_Information
[06:13] <ducklord> cute
[06:13] <ExZippo_> ducklord: SNAKES ON A PLANE
[06:14] <Zeratulcr> eww
[06:14] <Zeratulcr> that movie looks terrible
[06:14] <Zeratulcr> best worst movie idea ever
[06:14] <ExZippo_> The idea is for it to be terrible
[06:14] <ExZippo_> so terrible it's awesome
[06:14] <Zeratulcr> ...
[06:14] <Zeratulcr> thats a really shit idea
[06:14] <ducklord> mega awesome
[06:15] <ducklord> actually
[06:18] <Rjx_> just you and me punkrock girl
[06:18] <reginold> i just love the fact that smauel jackson only took up the part because of
[06:18] <reginold> and wouldn't let them change its name
[06:18] <ducklord> agreed
[06:18] <Absolute> chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets. bullets dodge chuck norris.
[06:19] <reginold> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
[06:19] <reginold> oh wait...
[06:19] <reginold> that wasn't funny
[06:19] <Rjx_> coward
[06:19] <Zeratulcr> we've heard it before
[06:19] <Rjx_> keeping the promise set in the topic
[06:20] <Zeratulcr> haha
[06:20] <reginold> you're a man of timmo's word, Rjx
[06:20] <Rjx_> ever seen the movie 'carry it forward'
[06:21] <reginold> i've seen 'pay it forward'
[06:21] <Zeratulcr> hmm, sequel to Pay it Forward?
[06:21] <ducklord> is that the one
[06:21] <Rjx_> that's the one, pay it forward
[06:21] <ducklord> about the guy who is delivered a bucket of water
[06:21] <ducklord> and has to carry it forward
[06:21] <ducklord> oh
[06:21] <Rjx_> once timmo pulled a thorn out of my paw
[06:21] <Rjx_> and i've upheld his bans ever since
[06:21] <reginold> haha
[06:22] <ExZippo_> By thorn he means sperm, and by paw he means penis
[06:22] <ducklord> sexual joke!
[06:22] <Rjx_> zing
[06:22] <Rjx_> by 'pay it' i meant ban
[06:22] <Rjx_> and by forward i meant ExZippo
[06:22] <Rjx_> !oh
[06:22] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[06:22] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[06:22] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[06:22] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[06:22] <reginold> i haven't seen 'ban ExZippo'
[06:23] <Rjx_> MAYBE WE'LL HAVE TO CHANGE THAT
[06:23] <Rjx_> ;x
[06:23] <ducklord> I saw the trailer
[06:23] <reginold> heh
[06:23] <ExZippo_> Maybe she's born with it
[06:23] <Rjx_> fuck i've got too much to do
[06:23] <ducklord> I was confused by the nudity
[06:23] <ExZippo_> Maybe she's RJX.
[06:23] <Rjx_> there's a type of plant
[06:23] <Rjx_> that looks like it has a bat's face
[06:23] <Rjx_> god is fucking with me again
[06:23] <ExZippo_> ha
[06:23] <reginold> ahhh BATS!
[06:24] <ExZippo_> Rjx: What's your postal address?
[06:24] * diab- is now known as diab|aw
[06:24] <ExZippo_> I need to send you a package.
[06:24] <ExZippo_> Of..... somethings
[06:24] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/%5Btoday%5D%20bat-f
[06:24] <reginold> Perch 23, Nelson's Column, London, UK
[06:25] <ducklord> that's a pretty fucked up flower
[06:35] <Zeratulcr> why bother joining for one second?
[06:36] <reginold> to get a list of all the people in the channel, so that you can start spam
[06:36] <Zeratulcr> hmm, makes sense
[06:36] <Zeratulcr> thats a prick of a thing to do however
[06:38] <terminal> gene pitney is dead and katie is going to cbs
[06:38] <terminal> oh noes
[06:38] <Zeratulcr> isnt there a /names function anyway?
[06:38] <ducklord> sounded like a bot, anywayz
[06:48] <Rjx_> Connection Closed = k-lined
[06:50] <ducklord> flawless victory
[06:51] <Rjx_> frawless victoly
[06:51] <reginold> frawress victoly
[06:51] <Zeratulcr> fatality
[06:53] <Zeratulcr> BRUTALITY!
[06:53] <reginold> impressive
[06:54] <reginold> new useless tech buzzword: podcasts can be "zing'd" http://www.podzinger.c
[07:03] <glen2> Go zing'd go. For great justice.
[07:03] <swight-re> I assume MacOSX bootcamp has reached in here
[07:03] <Zeratulcr> take off every zig
[07:04] <swight-re> Rjx?
[07:04] <swight-re> http://www.apple.com/macosx/bootcamp/
[07:04] <glen2> We get signal.
[07:06] <swight-re> More and more people are buying and loving Macs. To make this choice simp
[07:07] <Kurin> Yeah, but they won't do the one thing I want the most, which is lower the fuc
[07:07] <ducklord> wait for stds
[07:08] <swight-re> timmo-, you a mac user
[07:08] <swight-re> ?
[07:08] * swight-re is now known as swight
[07:08] <Kurin> But man, one of those 12" powerbooks
[07:08] <Kurin> so fine
[07:08] <ducklord> my ex has one of those
[07:08] <Kurin> I guess most people get laptops to replace workstations, instead of supplimen
[07:09] <Kurin> But really I'd prefer the smallest possible (usable) hardware
[07:09] <ducklord> check your pants!
[07:09] <ducklord> LOL
[07:09] * ducklord is now known as duck|away
[07:11] <swight> Ohhhh ZING
[07:11] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:12] <Rjx_> zinged
[07:12] <Zeratulcr> lol
[07:12] <Rjx_> i saw your story hit the front page of digg swight
[07:12] <Rjx_> kevin rose even commented saying it'd be mentioned on diggnation
[07:14] <Rjx_> SAMY DECLARES WAR ON WEB 2.0
[07:17] <reginold> is samy making everyone add them as their friend on digg?
[07:17] <reginold> s/them/him/
[07:18] <swight> He should mention NewVoyageNew too then! :D
[07:18] <swight> heh
[07:19] <csqrl> samy who what
[07:19] <reginold> samy is my hero
[07:19] <Rjx_> ffffffffff
[07:19] <Rjx_> might close the shades
[07:20] <Rjx_> eyes are crazily sore today
[07:20] <Rjx_> and i have the headache from hell
[07:23] <issuez> w2
[07:23] <poopy> issuez Temp 48F/9C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:29PM; high:(upper 4
[07:29] * kid_ is now known as kid
[07:31] <swight> http://www.fhm.com/site/bigeye/link.asp?http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11437
[07:33] <Ifrit> http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=22294
[07:33] <Ifrit> NSFW
[07:34] <swight> hahahah
[07:43] <qoa> Call it a coincidental sign of our digital times or a reason to stay up late an
[07:45] <Badtzmaru> are they counting seconds for that?
[07:45] <glen2> We have that next month.
[07:46] <qoa> Yeah they were.
[07:46] <qoa> 1:02:03 April 5th '06.
[07:46] <qoa> June 6th would be a funny day to get married.
[07:47] <qoa> Even if 666 means nothing anymore.
[07:48] <zzeussi> i know its someone in here
[07:49] <glen2> 666: None may traid without the make on there hand of forehead.
[07:52] <swight> A U.S. maker of network management systems said Wednesday it had received an
[07:53] <swight> hah
[07:53] <swight> South African ex-Deputy President Jacob Zuma said he showered after sex with
[07:54] <hermes> did he get infected?
[07:54] <hermes> its the same guy that fucked the chick saying "no risk"
[07:54] <swight> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm
[07:55] <swight> Statements like that can throw years of hard work down the drain
[07:55] <swight> Vicci Tallis, Gender Aids Forum
[07:56] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jack_Thompson_%28attorney%29&diff=4
[07:56] <Ifrit> what Jack Thompson wrote himself on Wikipedia
[07:56] <Ifrit> (the green stuff)
[08:02] <Rjx_> queer guy for the brown eye
[08:09] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[08:12] <Fig> lo
[08:12] <johnstone> Lo.
[08:20] * daze` is now known as daze
[08:32] <Rjx_> going downtown
[08:32] <Rjx_> in a lulelurah
[08:33] <terminal> god
[08:33] <terminal> i have the shits
[08:33] <terminal> called my dad up and told him my stomach is fucking killing me
[08:33] <terminal> and he's like "well, i dumped the milk out this morning because it was bad
[08:33] <Rjx_> soap?
[08:33] <Rjx_> haha owned;[
[08:33] <terminal> and i was like "i had some fucking cereal last night"
[08:34] <Rjx_> shit dude
[08:34] <Rjx_> you better be prepared
[08:34] <terminal> lol
[08:41] <Tark-Work> haha holy shit
[08:41] <Tark-Work> I totally pulled an entire package submittal out of my ass because I was
[09:14] <GerbilWrk> Anyone see a market for a calling card service that lets you forge the ca
[09:15] <swight> possibly, yah
[09:29] <Tordek> hello all
[09:29] <Rjx_> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[09:29] <Rjx_> dreamhost box just shut down
[09:29] <Rjx_> while i was working on shit
[09:29] <GerbilWrk> : /
[09:30] <pinin> why did you do that?
[09:30] <GerbilWrk> mine's still up, yay
[09:30] <Rjx_> was lagging like crazy
[09:30] <Rjx_> so hopefully they're doing something about that
[09:30] <GerbilWrk> "you mean, 'shutdown -h now' isn't for sql?!"
[09:30] <Rjx_> yeah i think it's only wilshire that is rebooting
[09:30] <Rjx_> Broadcast message from root (pts/10) (Wed Apr 5 09:25:43 2006):
[09:30] <Rjx_> The system is going down for reboot NOW!
[09:31] <GerbilWrk> <3 the crenshaw
[09:31] <Rjx_> back up
[09:31] <Rjx_> hexcellent
[09:32] <GerbilWrk> So, Rjx, you look at that e-mail I sent?
[09:32] <Rjx_> i have not checked my mail yet today, i shall do so
[09:32] <Rjx_> i've had to close all the curtains/blinds in the house
[09:32] <Rjx_> photosensitivity has skyrockted today
[09:33] <GerbilWrk> ok, well let me know if it's do-able whenever you get a chance to look it
[09:33] <Rjx_> will do
[09:33] <pinin> SECRET DEALINGS AFOOT
[09:34] <GerbilWrk> yes yes, I am planning to fly him over to break into your apartment and g
[09:34] <pinin> lol
[09:34] <pinin> at&t hiring manager should be calling me in like 30 min
[09:35] <GerbilWrk> you want to work for the evil sbc/at&t
[09:35] <GerbilWrk> that is horrid
[09:36] <pinin> i didn't but they contacted me and it seems like the exact job i wanted
[09:36] <GerbilWrk> to be a drone for the mother of all that is evil?
[09:37] <pinin> s/drone/associate analyst/gi
[09:37] <pinin> yes
[09:37] <GerbilWrk> :(
[09:37] <GerbilWrk> you make me sad
[09:38] <pinin> as long as my bank is happy it's ok
[09:39] <pinin> SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:40] <glen2> SHOW ME THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:40] <reginold> no
[09:41] <reginold> you didn't put enough '!'s at the end
[09:49] <Darth_Kni> hy all
[09:50] <Darth_Kni> !list
[09:50] <Rjx_> hi
[09:50] <Rjx_> what
[09:51] <Rjx_> ok then
[09:57] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12155793/ Well I hope this is fuckin settled no
[10:00] <var> yeah i assumed that shit was settled in the 80's mang
[10:00] <var> saccharine bad
[10:00] <var> aspartame not
[10:01] <Darth_Kni> is ubuntu linux good for beginners?
[10:01] <Zom> Yeah
[10:01] <maff> yes
[10:02] <Darth_Kni> is there a performance difference between 32bit & 64bit?
[10:02] <swight> if its any good there is
[10:03] <Darth_Kni> i have a amd 64 cpu which one to go with?
[10:04] <swight> 64bit
[10:04] <swight> British anti-terrorism detectives escorted a man from a plane after a taxi d
[10:04] <swight> Detectives halted the London-bound flight at Durham Tees Valley Airport in n
[10:04] <Zom> Darth_Kni: 64
[10:04] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12164830/
[10:04] <Zom> Darth_Kni: Unless for some reason you want it compileed for 32
[10:04] <var> what was he hummin rock the casbah
[10:04] <swight> Welcome to McCarthyism 2006
[10:04] <Darth_Kni> thanks
[10:05] <var> no shit
[10:05] <var> i just read it
[10:05] <var> better dead than red!
[10:06] <swight> When shit like that happens we gotta take a big step back and go "WTF?!"
[10:08] <pinin> indeed
[10:08] <pinin> viva la revolucion!
[10:09] <FlaVouR> evening
[10:09] <swight> <nod>
[10:09] <Darth_Kni> evening
[10:09] <Tordek> evenin'
[10:09] <FlaVouR> ;)
[10:10] <daze> Netflix also believes its patents cover perhaps its most popular feature — the
[10:10] <swight> hahaha
[10:10] <daze> can you believe thats what theyre arguing
[10:10] <swight> I got that on digg first :D
[10:11] <pinin> the main problem with their case is that they waited so long
[10:11] <FlaVouR> my kung fu students are fucking ninjas!! *proud*
[10:11] <pinin> if they cared that much they woulda done it 2 years ago
[10:13] <Darth_Kni> well it sucks my isp has blocked voip & msn messenger voice chat :(
[10:13] <FlaVouR> what?
[10:13] <FlaVouR> change ISPs
[10:14] <Darth_Kni> nope only one isp available
[10:14] <jeek> Is your ISP also your phone company?
[10:14] <Darth_Kni> i live in qatar in middle east
[10:14] <Darth_Kni> yes
[10:14] <FlaVouR> that will be why
[10:14] <FlaVouR> cheap bastards
[10:14] <jeek> "THANK YOU FOR REDUCED SERVICE AT THE SAME PRICE, ASSHOLES"
[10:15] <var> thats always my favorite jeek
[10:15] <Darth_Kni> is there a way around it?
[10:15] <FlaVouR> hmm
[10:15] <Darth_Kni> the charge 55$ for 512kb
[10:15] <FlaVouR> Ip tunnelling I dont think will work
[10:16] <Darth_Kni> i think they have blocked the ports
[10:16] <var> make a note to inform timmo that a dood from quatar stopped by and even he has
[10:16] <Rjx_> haha
[10:16] <swight> Darth_Kni, you sure its them and not your own firewall?
[10:17] <jeek> There's bound to be a VOIP client that runs on nonstandard ports.
[10:17] <Darth_Kni> nope every one is complaining
[10:18] <swight> where are you?
[10:18] <Darth_Kni> who me?
[10:19] <FlaVouR> timmo is on dialup?
[10:19] <FlaVouR> *tries not to snicker*
[10:19] <GerbilWrk> yeah, and he still downloads more then 90% of us
[10:19] <Rjx_> A Lancaster County man pleaded guilty to mailing a bomb to a Chicago doctor wh
[10:19] <Darth_Kni> lol
[10:19] <FlaVouR> did he fuck the op up?
[10:19] <Zom> O_o
[10:20] <Rjx_> http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/local/14264575.htm
[10:20] <FlaVouR> or was it cos he didnt want anyone to know
[10:20] <Rjx_> This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him
[10:20] <dougmoney> w2 tallahasssee
[10:20] <poopy> dougmoney not found
[10:20] <dougmoney> w2 tallahassee
[10:20] <poopy> dougmoney Temp 75F/24C; Wind 10mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 7:58PM;
[10:23] <Darth_Kni> w2
[10:23] <poopy> Darth_Kni not found
[10:24] <FlaVouR> w2 Johannesburg
[10:24] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp/; Wind 17C; Conditions Units: English | Metric;
[10:24] <Darth_Kni> w2 doha
[10:24] <FlaVouR> HELP!! MY CONDITIONS ARE BLANK!!
[10:24] <poopy> Darth_Kni Temp 81F/27C; Wind 8mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 5:51PMAST;
[10:25] <FlaVouR> yopu know you live in the middle of bumblefuck when your weather is blank
[10:28] <pinin> darth: the pgp creator just released a beta of a voip encryption system
[10:28] <pinin> http://www.philzimmermann.com/EN/zfone/index.html
[10:28] <pinin> says the isp can't tell you're even using voip
[10:28] <pinin> might want to check it out
[10:28] <pinin> haha Johannesburg isn't a small town though
[10:28] <var> we have vonage here for our phone
[10:29] <var> i like it
[10:29] <var> :o)
[10:29] <Darth_Kni> thanks i will
[10:29] <FlaVouR> w2 johannesburg south africa
[10:29] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp 63F/17C; Wind 8mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 6:01PMSAST;
[10:29] <FlaVouR> there
[10:29] <pinin> n/p
[10:29] <FlaVouR> :D
[10:29] <pinin> there you go!
[10:29] <FlaVouR> woohoo
[10:29] <FlaVouR> I am redeemed from the boondocks
[10:30] <jmx> http://news.com.com/Polyester+fabric+neutralizes+stun+gun+jolt/2100-1008_3-6057
[10:30] <pinin> haha nice
[10:31] <jmx> i'm not entirely sure who the target market for that is
[10:31] <Darth_Kni> it's good news for stalkers
[10:31] <jmx> but, i want it
[10:31] <pinin> protester clothing of choice!
[10:31] <jmx> indeed
[10:32] <swight> love the name "Thorshield"
[10:32] <jmx> lol
[10:32] <GerbilWrk> sounds like a condom
[10:32] <pinin> hey FlaVouR, i found a nice south african woman for you
[10:32] <pinin> ---------------^
[10:32] <Jewel> hey all
[10:33] <Darth_Kni> Thosrsheild protecting you from mistakes
[10:33] <pinin> she speaks!
[10:33] <pinin> sup jewel baby
[10:33] <pinin> haha darth
[10:33] <jmx> South African ex-Deputy President Jacob Zuma said he showered after sex with an
[10:33] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm
[10:34] <Darth_Kni> good luck with that jacob zuma
[10:34] <jmx> speaking of protection
[10:34] <jeek> That works?
[10:34] <Jewel> thats is the most amusing thing i've read
[10:34] <pinin> africans aren't too edumucated on the aids
[10:34] <jeek> I hear that if you rape a virgin it cures your AIDS.
[10:35] <swight> jmx, OLLLLD
[10:35] * jeek nods conspiratorially.
[10:35] <Darth_Kni> where can you find a virgin now days
[10:35] <Badtzmaru> lots of places
[10:35] <jeek> Well, the way I hear it, instances of 5/fs getting raped in Africa increased d
[10:35] <jeek> I am not making this shit up.
[10:35] <Darth_Kni> you can find male virgins maybe
[10:36] <swight> Ronald Mallett, Professor at the University of Connecticut, has used Einstei
[10:36] <swight> http://www.physorg.com/news63371210.html
[10:36] <var> excellent
[10:36] <jeek> As soon as I finished my first blog on here, I came across a news website desc
[10:36] <var> soon the robot wars, and the dimensional wars can begin
[10:36] <jeek> http://www.progressiveu.org/133514-child-rape-in-south-africa
[10:36] <GerbilWrk> if it works, the funding will magically show up on his doorstep in the mo
[10:36] <swight> Good! Cuz I got some shit I gotta fix! and some yahoo stock to buy
[10:36] <jmx> lol
[10:36] <jeek> The site states that a 9 month old baby had to have a hysterectomy and further
[10:37] <pinin> yeah jeek
[10:37] <swight> and a browser to invent
[10:37] <jeek> Jesus that makes me hot!
[10:37] <jeek> fap fap fap
[10:37] <jmx> travelling forward or backwards in time though?
[10:37] <pinin> hahaha gerbil
[10:37] <GerbilWrk> seriously, why wait years for the funding, if when you get it working, yo
[10:38] <FlaVouR> jmx zuma has single handedly undone 10 years of work in the space of 1 stu
[10:38] <Badtzmaru> how would you do that?
[10:38] <FlaVouR> i hope they fucking burn that cunt
[10:38] <Rjx_> it won't allow time travel
[10:38] <Badtzmaru> the money would be spent on making the thing
[10:38] <Rjx_> it'll just allow you to determine whether it is possible using neutrons
[10:39] <Badtzmaru> though if you cant figure out how to make bundles off of tie travel...
[10:39] <GerbilWrk> yeah, and if it worked, you go forward, find the loto numbers, go back, b
[10:39] <jmx> FlaVouR: not that long ago the south african pm denied that HIV existed or was
[10:39] <Rjx_> yeah the pope didn't help with that either
[10:39] <Badtzmaru> its not just SA
[10:40] <Rjx_> went over to africa and told everyone that condoms don't help the spread of AI
[10:40] <Rjx_> er
[10:40] <Rjx_> don't help prevent
[10:40] <Badtzmaru> between religions africa is pretty broken
[10:40] <Darth_Kni> i will open a condom shop i africa
[10:40] <Darth_Kni> in
[10:40] <FlaVouR> jmx President - and that quote was taken out of context .. what he said was
[10:40] <GerbilWrk> but the paradox is, that in theory at least, it would have already happen
[10:40] <Badtzmaru> and the rest want to have their virgins in heaven etc etc
[10:40] <FlaVouR> and he got hammered for it
[10:40] <pinin> Mr Zuma headed the government's National Aids Council
[10:40] <pinin> hahaha
[10:40] <Darth_Kni> ironic
[10:41] <Rjx_> more like stupid
[10:41] <jeek> I thought HIV was too small, it would easily slip through a condom's lining..
[10:41] <jmx> sure, but his saying that would have been as harmful as some random minister th
[10:41] <FlaVouR> pinin he slept with an HIV positive woman withut protection then told the w
[10:41] <FlaVouR> jmx agreed
[10:41] <FlaVouR> FUCKING IDIOT
[10:41] <Tark-Work> jeek, that's lambskin condoms.
[10:42] <jeek> ah
[10:42] <Tark-Work> Latex and nitrile both block viruses.
[10:42] <pinin> haha flav
[10:42] <Badtzmaru> depends on how the virus is transmitted
[10:42] <Badtzmaru> condoms dont stop hpv or whatever it is
[10:42] <Rjx_> there needs to be a sex education site run by college students
[10:42] <Rjx_> to dispell myths
[10:43] <Rjx_> to teach truths
[10:43] <Tark-Work> that's because the're external.
[10:43] <Rjx_> and to tell hilarious stories of depravity
[10:43] <jeek> And to give oral exams
[10:43] <Tark-Work> herpes too
[10:43] <Badtzmaru> or we can just cordon off the stupid people and let them die
[10:43] <jmx> lol
[10:43] <pinin> stdsrjxhas.com
[10:43] <Tark-Work> www.collegestories.com
[10:43] <Badtzmaru> Tark-Work: like I said, depends on the virus
[10:43] <jeek> How about we put all the stupid people in camps?
[10:43] <Jewel> there is a huge effort trying to educate south africans about hiv/aids
[10:43] <jeek> How about one big camp?
[10:43] <jeek> And we call it "The United States" :D
[10:43] <Jewel> but they dont read all socioeconomic areas
[10:43] <pinin> nice try jeek
[10:43] <pinin> doesn't work well for this topic
[10:43] <FlaVouR> BTW Jewel == a South African Buddy of mine
[10:44] <pinin> we know what's up with the aids
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> doesnt mean we arent stuid about it though!
[10:44] <pinin> i figured you two knew each other since you are the only ones in the country
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> heh
[10:44] <jmx> haha
[10:44] <FlaVouR> pinin dont make me set my lion on you
[10:44] <Darth_Kni> heh
[10:45] <pinin> so jewel, you want to have some unprotected sex?
[10:45] <pinin> hahaha flav
[10:45] <daze> Hairdresser Sentenced For Stealing Kevin Costner's Laptop http://networks.org/
[10:45] <daze> sounds like somethin that should be on thesuperficial.com
[10:45] <Jewel> pinin: did i miss something
[10:45] <Jewel> ?
[10:45] <jmx> Disney is launching a US service that will enable parents to monitor how their
[10:45] <jmx> They will be able to track voice, text, video and picture messages and set limi
[10:46] <FlaVouR> Jewel we were diwscussing our idiot vice president
[10:46] <jmx> because the kids need a fucking cellphone
[10:46] <Jewel> i saw that
[10:46] <FlaVouR> hence the ujprotected sex comment
[10:46] <Jewel> its laughable how idiotic these people cann bee
[10:46] <pinin> hehe
[10:46] <FlaVouR> which?
[10:46] <Jewel> the ex vice president
[10:46] <jmx> thats what happens when you let the blacks have some power, should bring back a
[10:46] <FlaVouR> oh
[10:46] <FlaVouR> yes
[10:46] <Jewel> the vice president
[10:46] <FlaVouR> he is ex
[10:47] <Badtzmaru> jmx: dont annoy me, kthnx.
[10:47] <Jewel> the health minister - aids and hiv is cured with garlic and olive oil
[10:47] <FlaVouR> and african potatoe
[10:47] <FlaVouR> but again out of context
[10:47] <FlaVouR> it helps keep symptoms at bay
[10:47] <FlaVouR> is what she was getting at
[10:47] <Jewel> jmx: are you racist by any chance?
[10:47] <pinin> what do our SA users think of apartheid?
[10:47] <jmx> no
[10:47] <FlaVouR> pinin we voted that shit out
[10:48] <pinin> just making sure you are on the right side :D
[10:48] <pinin> hehe
[10:48] <jmx> lol
[10:48] <FlaVouR> anf then forgave the cunts who perpotrated it :P
[10:48] <Jewel> Flav: i know :P but u need ARVs to halt the progression of hiv (ie prevent ki
[10:48] <Badtzmaru> heh it was kind of under duress though
[10:48] <FlaVouR> Jewel agreed
[10:48] <Badtzmaru> Im sure if the poweers that be at the time could have, they would have ke
[10:48] <Jewel> jmx: you sound it
[10:48] <pinin> arv?
[10:48] <jmx> wasn't serious
[10:49] <Jewel> k
[10:49] <Jewel> :)
[10:49] <FlaVouR> Badtzmaru dunno so much hey .. they held a refarendum - if it had gone the
[10:49] <jmx> europeans fucked up africa pretty much in the 1800s
[10:49] <FlaVouR> Anti Retro Viral
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> FlaVouR: exactly =)
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> "well shit, there are a lot more of them than us, and they are really pis
[10:49] <pinin> jewel: you will hear lots of pseudo-racist/sexist/etc comments in here
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> end aparthied
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> er
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> <sp>
[10:50] <FlaVouR> Badtzmaru they were pissed LONG before the refarendum
[10:50] <Badtzmaru> FlaVouR: but hadnt done shit =)
[10:50] <Badtzmaru> thats not totally true and I know it
[10:50] <Jewel> pinin: ye i realised, but its a big issue in SA where people overreact and s
[10:50] <jmx> the threat of civil war sounds like duress to me
[10:50] <Badtzmaru> but you also know what I mean I think
[10:50] <FlaVouR> yeah .. restricted movement - no right to bare arms .. 10 to one odds dont
[10:51] <Badtzmaru> *nod*
[10:51] <Badtzmaru> and when the 10 are willing to fight you
[10:51] <jeek> come to la
[10:51] <jeek> i fight u
[10:51] <Badtzmaru> go send some immigrants back home.
[10:51] <pinin> south africa is invading us!!!!
[10:51] <FlaVouR> LA .. please man I live in thee most violent city in the world according
[10:52] <jmx> when the numbers are 10 to 1 the side with 10 pretty much always wins even if t
[10:52] <Badtzmaru> jmx: its not a given though
[10:52] <Workdug> i have come to defend my country from the africans
[10:52] <Workdug> !
[10:52] <var> what are they invading russia ?
[10:52] <Badtzmaru> bad strategy/tactics/stupidity etc etc
[10:52] <FlaVouR> We's takin over Boss!
[10:53] <jmx> very little is a given
[10:53] <pinin> hahaha
[10:53] <Workdug> varrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[10:53] <FlaVouR> one thing you didnt do was fuck with the south african police force .. they
[10:54] <Jewel> ta
[10:54] <FlaVouR> thank you
[10:54] <pinin> your new buddy plut isn't talking yet
[10:54] <plut> :(
[10:54] <plut> i just opened up the chan
[10:55] <plut> such hatred
[10:55] <pinin> hehe
[10:55] <FlaVouR> Workdug where did you find my Flickr addy?
[10:55] <plut> :D
[10:55] <pinin> smart man waiting to jump in
[10:55] <Badtzmaru> FlaVouR: did your aunt notice me comment yet?
[10:55] <Workdug> FlaVouR: i looked over your shoulder while you were browsing
[10:55] <plut> well hi pinin :D
[10:55] <plut> <FlaVouR> one thing you didnt do was fuck with the south african police
[10:55] <plut> oh
[10:55] <plut> erm
[10:55] <pinin> so back to baby raping...who says it's a bad idea?
[10:55] <FlaVouR> Badtzmaru will tell you now
[10:55] <plut> you bribe them enough
[10:55] <plut> and you'll never get hurt
[10:55] <plut> :D
[10:55] <Badtzmaru> pinin: the fuckin babies
[10:55] <Badtzmaru> goddamn wankers.
[10:55] <pinin> haha
[10:56] <plut> :/
[10:56] <plut> nasteh
[10:56] <Darth_Kni> fucking baies to cure aids thats fuckedup
[10:56] <Darth_Kni> babies
[10:56] <plut> poor babies
[10:56] <plut> maybe get soem milk?
[10:56] <Badtzmaru> now the real question is
[10:56] <FlaVouR> plut in the old days if you were black ... you got your ass whipped .. the
[10:56] <GerbilWrk> and the babies parents, families, friends of families.... generally every
[10:56] <Badtzmaru> how many of those poor kids were given aids because of this
[10:57] <plut> FlaVouR: now the black cops take the bribes
[10:57] <plut> :9
[10:57] <plut> :(
[10:57] <Darth_Kni> well it's a fuckedup country
[10:57] <pinin> only a couple hundred thousand
[10:57] <pinin> i wish all cops took bribes still
[10:57] <pinin> that would rock
[10:57] <Badtzmaru> thank you Mr. boers!!
[10:57] <pinin> now it's a crime to even ask!
[10:57] <pinin> ;x
[10:57] <plut> !
[10:57] <Darth_Kni> sometimes bribes save you ass
[10:57] <FlaVouR> Badtzmaru! damn! she's gonna be PISSED OFF!!
[10:57] <FlaVouR> nice one :)
[10:58] <Rjx_> pinin: i was talking to my cousin from tanzania
[10:58] <Badtzmaru> =)
[10:58] <Rjx_> who said you can get away with pretty much anything
[10:58] <Rjx_> as long as you're willing to bribe the cop
[10:58] <FlaVouR> erm
[10:58] <plut> depends who you deal with
[10:58] <plut> :p
[10:58] <Workdug> lunchtime
[10:58] <Rjx_> its like tipping in the US!
[10:58] <var> haha
[10:58] <plut> 1
[10:58] <pinin> too bad i don't plan on moving to tanzania cause i'd get murdered in 15 minut
[10:58] <FlaVouR> tanzania to South africa is like comparing US to panama
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> so $2?
[10:58] <plut> dont be white pinin
[10:59] <plut> thats a start
[10:59] <Darth_Kni> put some color on
[10:59] <pinin> yeah that's the main problem
[10:59] <Rjx_> dude
[10:59] <Rjx_> i bet jestuh would love to get his blackface on
[10:59] <pinin> i'll put on some shoe polish when i move there
[10:59] <jmx> lol
[10:59] <plut> <FlaVouR> tanzania to South africa is like comparing US to panama
[10:59] <plut> well
[10:59] <pinin> hahaha nooooooooooooooooo ;x
[10:59] <plut> comparing SA to every african country
[10:59] <plut> thats plain silly
[10:59] <plut> :P
[11:00] <Rjx_> i don't know anything about panama
[11:00] <FlaVouR> OMG!!
[11:00] <Darth_Kni> where is panama
[11:00] <plut> ZOMG
[11:00] <FlaVouR> gaan huistoe bliksim!
[11:00] <plut> ek is tuis :(
[11:00] <jmx> no, americans reserve the right to make gross generalizations about entire cont
[11:00] <plut> hoekom tjoen jy my FlaVouR :(
[11:00] <FlaVouR> ek het nie geweet jy was n kerel nie
[11:00] <Darth_Kni> english plz
[11:00] <plut> jmx
[11:00] <plut> wrong
[11:00] <plut> bush does
[11:00] <pinin> gah english@#$%@#
[11:00] <plut> not you
[11:00] <plut> :D
[11:00] <FlaVouR> ok ok
[11:01] <FlaVouR> :d
[11:01] <pinin> darth: central america
[11:01] <plut> FlaVouR :D
[11:01] <plut> ya
[11:01] <plut> and indian too
[11:01] <FlaVouR> naidoo?
[11:01] <plut> who did you naai :(
[11:01] <jmx> panama has a canal
[11:01] <plut> i have one too
[11:01] <FlaVouR> not Mister zuma
[11:02] <plut> it's preceded by a root hmx
[11:02] <Darth_Kni> what's panama
[11:02] <plut> jmx
[11:02] <FlaVouR> Darth_Kni panama is a south american country
[11:02] <Darth_Kni> oh
[11:02] <pinin> central america*
[11:02] <FlaVouR> that too
[11:02] <FlaVouR> so it is voice an african day?
[11:03] <jmx> http://www.google.ca/local?f=q&hl=en&q=panama
[11:03] <Darth_Kni> i watched sahara movie & i thought panama was a technique
[11:03] <Darth_Kni> to blow boats
[11:03] <FlaVouR> heh
[11:03] <FlaVouR> no they used that technique IN panama
[11:04] <Darth_Kni> i see
[11:05] <FlaVouR> Angel wings is my new favourite song
[11:06] <pinin> i didn't see that shitty movie
[11:06] <pinin> smashing pumpkins?
[11:07] <FlaVouR> social Distortion
[11:07] <dekkon> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060403/ap_on_fe_st/mouth_grills grillzzzz
[11:07] <poopy> dekkon - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060403/ap_on_fe_st/mouth_grills - grill
[11:08] <Darth_Kni> nice teeth
[11:11] <pinin> Matthew Messina, a Fairview Park dentist and ADA spokesman, said improper use
[11:11] <pinin> killjoy!
[11:12] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:12] <FlaVouR> fuck you dentists of the world!!
[11:12] <FlaVouR> *shakes fist*
[11:12] <Darth_Kni> heh
[11:13] <pinin> haha no shit
[11:13] <pinin> always knocking the latest hot trends
[11:13] <dekkon> said improper use and care of fonts can result in serious gum disease or cav
[11:13] <FlaVouR> ohh
[11:14] <Darth_Kni> is google earth live?
[11:15] <pinin> haha dekkon
[11:15] <pinin> you mean live as in real time? no
[11:16] <pinin> most pics are from the mid-90s
[11:16] <csqrl> mm yeah
[11:16] <csqrl> meeting up at home for lunch has its perks
[11:16] <Darth_Kni> mid 90s?
[11:17] <dekkon> http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
[11:17] <dekkon> hurrrr
[11:17] <terminal> http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23
[11:17] <terminal> haha
[11:17] <csqrl> bizarre
[11:17] <csqrl> http://koa.la/wordlist/index.php/Word_list
[11:17] <dekkon> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4880022.stm
[11:18] <csqrl> we considered benignant
[11:18] <dekkon> ok so i think im gonna have to get a macbook now
[11:18] <FlaVouR> terminal excellent track that
[11:18] <csqrl> we settled on apoplectic
[11:18] <csqrl> orrery was a bitch
[11:19] <csqrl> no one won with that
[11:20] <csqrl> and yeah, i think it's funny how apple snuck that in
[11:20] <csqrl> huge contest where hax0rs try to get it to run windows
[11:20] <csqrl> they win a nice chunk of change
[11:20] <csqrl> then pow
[11:21] <csqrl> apple releases the official thing to do just that which will be a part of all
[11:21] <csqrl> and leopard
[11:22] <pinin> haha indeed
[11:23] <csqrl> apple is up 8.76%
[11:23] <csqrl> sweet
[11:23] <Darth_Kni> fuckin macs
[11:24] * FlaVouR steps away from the condemned
[11:24] <csqrl> fuckin' macs indeed
[11:24] <csqrl> i've personally converted so many
[11:25] <csqrl> latest convert is one of my biz partners
[11:25] <pinin> Critics Blast Bush For Not Praying Hard Enough
[11:25] <pinin> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46938
[11:25] <csqrl> dude was sick of having viruses, spyware, et al just constantly fucking shit
[11:26] <pinin> and hardware flexibility and application variety?
[11:26] <FlaVouR> pinin yah man .. fuck that non payeing bush motherfucker
[11:26] <Darth_Kni> well if hadcommonsee he will not have them
[11:26] <csqrl> jestuh is not in the know about mac flexibility
[11:26] <Darth_Kni> commonsense
[11:26] <pinin> yes i understand they've been much better since switching to nix based system
[11:26] <pinin> but i still hate them for their old ways
[11:27] <csqrl> common sense aka 1) never use IE, the standard and default browser for window
[11:27] <Zom> Never use Windows?
[11:27] <csqrl> that's pretty stupid, having to not use the default programs provided by MS a
[11:27] <FlaVouR> I use Firefox and Thunderbird
[11:27] <csqrl> JUST in order to "have common sense" and to be relatively more safe
[11:27] <pinin> correct orion, people need to realize what causes the problems and stop using
[11:27] <Darth_Kni> nope common sense is not to install any activex controls blindly and down
[11:27] <pinin> instead of blaming the operating system or "the damned computer"
[11:27] <csqrl> whereas i can use the default browser and mail clients for osx in complete co
[11:27] <csqrl> the OS is what pushes those products
[11:28] <var> or not let teenage kids on their machine to play halflife 2 and leave them unat
[11:28] <csqrl> the OS is what contains the vulns the apps exploit
[11:28] <csqrl> oldsters and people who don't know any better won't have the assumption that
[11:28] <pinin> defaults are communism
[11:28] <csqrl> they have to be told by someone else to use a non-MS alternative in order to
[11:28] <csqrl> that does wonders for ms' rep
[11:29] <csqrl> and totally adds strength to your argument about having common sense!
[11:29] <Darth_Kni> nope if you are careful you wont get them with default apps
[11:29] <csqrl> that's not entirely true
[11:29] <csqrl> and most users don't have that level of skill and knowledge
[11:29] <csqrl> most by FAR
[11:29] <Rjx_> if by careful
[11:29] <Rjx_> you mean you don't do pretty much anything
[11:30] <pinin> i've used ie and outlook for a decade and never had a single virus or spyware
[11:30] <Rjx_> considering that most of the major vulnerabilities released went without an of
[11:30] <Rjx_> that you know of
[11:30] <Rjx_> do you run regular scans for rootkits?
[11:30] <pinin> every few months
[11:30] <Rjx_> won't get picked up by virus/spyware scans
[11:30] <csqrl> i have 0 spyware/virus software
[11:30] <csqrl> i don't even need to scan
[11:31] <pinin> only because macs haven't been a target
[11:31] <terminal> that's because OS X isn't as popular as windows
[11:31] <terminal> as such, they don't target it
[11:31] <Darth_Kni> indeed
[11:31] <Rjx_> that's a stupid argument
[11:31] <pinin> if they had 90% of the market they would be reversed
[11:31] <csqrl> not entirely true, no
[11:31] <Rjx_> people use the same thing for linux
[11:31] <csqrl> i don't doubt that it's not as big of a target
[11:31] <Darth_Kni> just like they don't target firefox
[11:31] <csqrl> yes they do
[11:31] <Rjx_> ...
[11:31] <csqrl> firefox is just more secure
[11:31] <pinin> they are started to
[11:31] <pinin> no one touched firefox until they ran the nytimes ad
[11:32] <pinin> then bingo people started finding exploits like whoa
[11:32] <csqrl> they had vulns
[11:32] <Darth_Kni> coz lots of peaople are using fire fox now then before
[11:32] <Rjx_> i stopped pushing people to use better software
[11:32] <csqrl> OS is smooth like that
[11:32] <Rjx_> that i know
[11:32] <csqrl> open source
[11:32] <pinin> something like 15 ff exploits in the month after nytimes ad
[11:32] <Rjx_> i just wait till they come to me with a virus or clunked out with spyware
[11:32] <Rjx_> offer some alternatives to IE
[11:33] <pinin> "Bush says he prays for the soldiers' safe return, but if that's the case, wh
[11:33] <pinin> ohhhhhhhhhh ouch
[11:33] <Darth_Kni> bush prayers don't mean shit
[11:33] <Rjx_> haha
[11:33] <FlaVouR> I think God has him on ignore
[11:33] <Rjx_> if i had a kid out in iraq
[11:33] <Rjx_> i'd try and make sure bush didn't pray for him
[11:33] <Darth_Kni> not ignore block
[11:34] <FlaVouR> same thing
[11:34] <Rjx_> because if there's a god
[11:34] <Rjx_> he's probably striking them down just out of spite by now
[11:34] <pinin> LANCASTER, CA—Test data on superconductivity in aligned-crystal bismuth-mercu
[11:34] <pinin> bahahaha
[11:34] <Rjx_> also i'm done with trying to bridge wordpress/mediawiki/phpbb for now
[11:34] <Rjx_> will try again tommorrow
[11:35] <swight> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[11:35] <swight> http://digg.com/technology/War_2.0_(Using_web_2.0_values_to_win_in_Iraq)
[11:35] <csqrl> swigh
[11:35] <csqrl> t
[11:35] <csqrl> i'm going to kill you
[11:35] <Rjx_> hahah
[11:36] <pinin> That item was not found
[11:36] <pinin> ;[
[11:36] <Rjx_> An interesting story saying that the United States is losing in Iraq because o
[11:36] <pinin> oh last parens cut off
[11:36] <Darth_Kni> haha
[11:36] <FlaVouR> web2.0 is CRAP
[11:36] <swight> oh man, that is TOO funny
[11:36] <FlaVouR> fuck that
[11:36] <FlaVouR> and AJAX in the ass
[11:36] <Rjx_> Char,
[11:36] <Rjx_> What I like about this blog is that you keep it very real.
[11:36] <Rjx_> I may not agree with you but it\u2019s always interesting.
[11:36] <Darth_Kni> then they will say they are loosing coz they are using windows
[11:36] <csqrl> http://fuckweb2.com
[11:37] <Rjx_> i'm going to digg that story
[11:37] <Rjx_> just because i'm pretty sure the writer will get flamed
[11:37] <timmo> holy christ
[11:37] <timmo> its coming down like whoa
[11:37] <timmo> w2
[11:37] <poopy> timmo Temp 41F/5C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:57PM; high:(upper 40s) low:(
[11:37] <timmo> rjx
[11:37] <GerbilWrk> omg Digg++++++
[11:37] <timmo> grab "this will destroy you" off the hub
[11:38] <timmo> w 84041
[11:38] <cadaver> Weather for Layton, Utah (84041) Conditions & - Updated at 12:32 PM MDT on
[11:38] <Darth_Kni> holy
[11:38] <pinin> http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Infographic-New-Religious-C.arti
[11:39] <timmo> jestuh
[11:39] <timmo> since youre extremely paranoid
[11:39] <csqrl> I don’t talk politics because it’s not the point of this blog. I will say
[11:39] <timmo> i have a questino for you
[11:39] <csqrl> i agree with everything i wrote
[11:39] <csqrl> ????????
[11:40] <timmo> the place i get med. insurance through
[11:40] <timmo> sent me a thing to tell me if i fill out a health assessment
[11:40] <timmo> it could get my deductable reduced
[11:40] <timmo> by $100
[11:40] <timmo> now heres where your paranoia comes in
[11:41] <timmo> why shouldnt i do it
[11:43] <GerbilWrk> because you don't want them knowing about the herpes?
[11:43] <pinin> timmo
[11:43] <swight> http://www.theboxset.com/message/
[11:43] <FlaVouR> I shold have guessed it was Josho's site :P
[11:43] <pinin> cause it will haunt you for the rest of your days
[11:43] <pinin> those forms follow you whereever you go
[11:44] <pinin> and if something happens they point out loopholes in your statements and say
[11:44] <pinin> cause you only get the reduced deductible because they narrow your risk asses
[11:44] <timmo> sweet
[11:44] <var> bam
[11:44] <timmo> i knew that i shouldnt do it;]
[11:44] <GerbilWrk> all you have to do is say you are perfectly healthy, thus, anything that
[11:44] <timmo> and i figured you were the most paranoid
[11:44] <timmo> and thus, id ask you
[11:45] <pinin> word, no fucking way you should fill it out
[11:45] <timmo> gerbil: its optional, so im not going to do it
[11:45] <pinin> your privacy isn't worth the $100 savings every 5 years when you use it
[11:45] <timmo> indeed
[11:45] <GerbilWrk> or every month you use it if you are my wife
[11:45] <timmo> heh
[11:45] <pinin> haha
[11:45] <timmo> also
[11:45] <GerbilWrk> I probably should stop beating her : /
[11:46] <timmo> theres a "new" matisyahu album out
[11:46] <timmo> which is just a dub album of his new and some old songs
[11:46] <timmo> i might hub it
[11:46] <pinin> hub it up
[11:46] <timmo> came as a bonus disc to youth when you ordered through his site
[11:46] <pinin> gerbil: hell no, gotta use the insurance while you got it!
[11:47] <timmo> Anti-terrorism detectives escorted a man from a plane after a taxi driver had
[11:47] <timmo> The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had
[11:47] <timmo> http://snipurl.com/oq4a
[11:47] <swight> timmo, pasted that a few hours ago :)
[11:47] <terminal> hehe yeah read that earlier
[11:47] <GerbilWrk> OLD
[11:47] <swight> not timmo
[11:48] <swight> jes
[11:48] <timmo> ;[
[11:48] <swight> yes timmo
[11:48] <swight> lol
[11:48] <swight> eyes, not working
[11:48] <Workdug> timmo, you're getting old in your... old age
[11:48] <timmo> well you see
[11:48] <timmo> i used to not work
[11:48] <timmo> and now i work and do other things
[11:49] <Darth_Kni> like eat?
[11:49] <Workdug> no priorities
[11:49] <Workdug> you suck
[11:49] <timmo> WELL DID YOU PASTE THIS EARLIER?
[11:49] <timmo> http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm
[11:49] <timmo> POW
[11:49] <Rjx_> also
[11:49] <Rjx_> that's going to be my excuse from now on
[11:49] <Rjx_> if any of you say anything i paste is old
[11:49] <Rjx_> WELL NOW I DO OTHER THINGS
[11:49] <Rjx_> YOU SEE
[11:50] <timmo> except with me its true
[11:50] <pinin> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[11:50] <timmo> check the logs, and see how much i used to spend on here vs now
[11:50] <FlaVouR> jesus
[11:50] <terminal> timmo has a vagina
[11:50] <FlaVouR> some ppl have FAAR too much time on their hands
[11:50] <Workdug> timmo, that link is like 5 years old
[11:50] <Darth_Kni> you married timmo?
[11:50] <timmo> http://gangstafag.com/
[11:51] <timmo> nope
[11:51] <Workdug> so old
[11:51] <Rjx_> he is engaging is premarital relations
[11:51] <timmo> indeed
[11:51] <Rjx_> sinner
[11:51] <FlaVouR> at least ppl like ted kasinski did something productive with their spare ti
[11:51] <Workdug> i browsed that when i was in my mother's womb
[11:51] <timmo> but so are you
[11:51] <Rjx_> indeed
[11:51] <timmo> heres a fucked up story for the day
[11:51] <Workdug> mmm, best lunch ever today
[11:51] <Workdug> samosas and spring mix
[11:51] * Workdug shuts up for timmo
[11:51] <timmo> my friend drew is at work and i see him and say
[11:51] <timmo> whats up
[11:51] <timmo> and he says, im bummed man
[11:51] <timmo> so i ask him why
[11:52] <timmo> he says, oh the wife wants to go on a road trip
[11:52] <timmo> me: oh, dont have the money?
[11:52] <timmo> him: no.... she wants to go with someone else
[11:52] <timmo> me: whaaaa?
[11:52] <timmo> him: yeah this guy who has a crush on her
[11:52] <swight> ba-dumpdump
[11:52] <timmo> me: WHAT?
[11:52] <pinin> <<<<<<<<< STORY KILLUH >>>>>>>
[11:52] <pinin> <<<<<<<<< STORY KILLUH >>>>>>>
[11:52] <pinin> <<<<<<<<< STORY KILLUH >>>>>>>
[11:52] <timmo> him: i think im going to stab him
[11:52] <Darth_Kni> lol
[11:52] <timmo> well thats the end of it
[11:52] <timmo> so its ok
[11:52] <FlaVouR> dude
[11:53] <Workdug> this sounds familiar..............
[11:53] <timmo> its unfortunate, because drew is the type of guy
[11:53] <timmo> who would stab someone if his wife cheated on him
[11:53] <FlaVouR> when your wife goes ona road trip with another man .. divorce the bitch
[11:53] <pinin> wow that's crazy
[11:53] <Rjx_> hope he's got prenup
[11:53] <Darth_Kni> yeah
[11:53] <csqrl> haha
[11:53] <csqrl> oh man
[11:53] <Workdug> Rjx: he works at target
[11:54] <Rjx_> good point
[11:54] <Rjx_> he might be better off without it
[11:54] <timmo> no im perfectly serious
[11:54] <timmo> that if she cheats on him
[11:54] <csqrl> that would be the point where i would go into destructo mode
[11:54] <timmo> hes going to snap and kill her, or the other guy
[11:54] <csqrl> fuck yeah
[11:54] <Darth_Kni> good for him
[11:54] <FlaVouR> timmo - is SHE aware of it?
[11:54] <Workdug> yeah so we should be expecting a double murder in utah soon?
[11:54] <Rjx_> what's to say she will though
[11:54] <timmo> he's one of those guys who is all passive and shit
[11:55] <timmo> and doesnt do anything
[11:55] <timmo> but if you fuck with him enough
[11:55] <timmo> he goes crazy
[11:55] <csqrl> man
[11:55] <csqrl> i like his style
[11:55] <csqrl> i feel him
[11:55] <FlaVouR> and you know this frm bitter personal experience I take it
[11:55] <timmo> its funny, because hes a rockabilly greaser kid
[11:55] <Darth_Kni> yeah feel the man
[11:55] <timmo> who wears buddy holly glasses
[11:55] <timmo> and sports a pompador
[11:56] <timmo> flavour: like i said hes a friend of mine
[11:56] <FlaVouR> sounds like a friend of mine called Daron
[11:56] <Workdug> !imageurl pompador
[11:56] <timmo> http://www.makezine.com/blog/freakouteyes.gif
[11:56] <Workdug> what the hell is a pompador
[11:56] <FlaVouR> timmo heh you seem the kinda guy to joke with a guy till he stabs you
[11:56] <pinin> imageurl pompador
[11:56] <timmo> pen: basically its a 50's haircut
[11:56] <cadaver> http://images.google.com/images?q=pompador
[11:56] <FlaVouR> 50's greaser hairdo
[11:56] <timmo> you slick your hair back
[11:56] <Workdug> ok that's what i thought
[11:56] <Workdug> i have that haircut about 30% of the time
[11:56] <timmo> but it curls up at the top
[11:56] <Workdug> oh
[11:56] <Workdug> no
[11:57] <FlaVouR> Elvis has a pompadour
[11:57] <pinin> conan has a modern day pompador
[11:57] <Darth_Kni> conan obrien
[11:57] <timmo> heh
[11:57] <pinin> you get conan over there is qatar?
[11:57] <swight> it funny, you watch his show, the closer you get to the 1st season, the lowe
[11:58] <Darth_Kni> nope i saw him on internet
[11:58] <FlaVouR> you watching in reverse?
[11:58] <pinin> yeah i've been watching him since day one...his part used to switch like ever
[11:58] <swight> Darth_Kni, any chance you work at the College of the North Atlantic campus i
[11:58] <pinin> ah cool darth
[11:58] <Darth_Kni> nope
[11:58] <Darth_Kni> why
[11:58] <swight> do you know of it?
[11:58] <Darth_Kni> yes
[11:59] <timmo> FlaVouR] timmo heh you seem the kinda guy to joke with a guy till he stabs yo
[11:59] <swight> Cuz I go to the College of the North Atlantic in Newfoundland :)
[11:59] <timmo> i might joke with people a lot
[11:59] <Darth_Kni> oh i see
[11:59] <timmo> but im not going ot joke with a guy about his wife fucking around
[11:59] <timmo> i might make jokes about him stabbing the other dude or something
[11:59] <timmo> but definitely not about his wife fucking around
[11:59] <swight> y'know, unless its really funny.
[11:59] <pinin> i guess he doesn't want to tell you
[12:00] <FlaVouR> timmo true this .. i mean in general .. you seem like the kinda guy who ca
[12:00] <FlaVouR> its not a judgement
[12:00] <FlaVouR> just a comment
[12:00] * timmo changes topic to 'd1 message dekkon | http://www.makezine.com/blog/freakouteyes.gif
[12:00] <timmo> heh i know
[12:00] <pinin> wee lag
[12:01] <timmo> http://rdu.news14.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=82612
[12:01] <timmo> Article and video on "Artificial vision" - "More than a million people in the
[12:01] <timmo> wow
[12:01] <Zom> legally blind?
[12:01] <Darth_Kni> cool webcam
[12:02] <Darth_Kni> i magine hacking into it
[12:02] <swight> lol every once in a while, I get this information overload, like new news wi
[12:02] <cadaver> i like string
[12:03] <FlaVouR> in long strands or short bits?
[12:03] <timmo> http://www.purves.co.uk/index.html?6/ASMbT8PDkAxPJ50LYkI7hDieMyU/XoJWIVZE6d+5
[12:04] <Darth_Kni> lol
[12:04] <Darth_Kni> nic couch
[12:05] <pinin> hahaha awesome
[12:05] <timmo> that would be rad
[12:05] <FlaVouR> Madball
[12:05] <FlaVouR> love
[12:05] <timmo> till you tried mowing it
[12:05] <timmo> :x
[12:05] <Workdug> awesome
[12:06] <Workdug> timmo: hedge trimmer
[12:06] <Workdug> or one of those things with a string
[12:06] <pinin> a yo-yo?
[12:06] <pinin> how would that help?
[12:06] <pinin> you're not thinking straight
[12:06] <pinin> ;[
[12:07] <swight> haha
[12:07] <timmo> haha
[12:07] <timmo> http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/116/calvinhobbesreligion4rc.jpg
[12:07] <timmo> http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3056/wmcalgod1px.gif
[12:08] <Workdug> it makes perfect sense, jester
[12:08] <TMH_> oh awesome
[12:08] <Workdug> think about it
[12:08] <TMH_> grass armchair man
[12:08] <TMH_> I'm going to do that shit one day when I have my own place
[12:08] <FlaVouR> the neighbourhood kids will smoke it tho
[12:08] <timmo> i think it would be more fun
[12:09] <timmo> to do it in some random place
[12:09] <timmo> like the park
[12:09] <TMH_> hahahaha
[12:11] <FlaVouR> posjfsld;f
[12:11] <pinin> haha
[12:14] <FlaVouR> such is life
[12:15] <duck|away> yes
[12:16] * duck|away is now known as ducklord
[12:16] <FlaVouR> se la vi
[12:17] <lude> c'est la vie
[12:17] <lude> murderer
[12:18] <FlaVouR> thank you for correcting my most grevious of errors
[12:20] <pinin> hahaha
[12:20] <Unrelated> Wells Fargo sux
[12:20] <Unrelated> in fact, all banks piss me off
[12:20] <swight> Turn around, Turn around, there's a thing there can be found, turn around, t
[12:20] <Unrelated> I want to start my own non-profit bank
[12:21] <Unrelated> my slogan is going to be "It's Your Money, Not Ours!"
[12:21] <Unrelated> open 24/7, 365(6) days a year
[12:21] <swight> or how about, using the money in the bank to invest and make money that way!
[12:21] <pinin> nice
[12:21] <FlaVouR> you will fail
[12:21] <ducklord> screw you, swight
[12:21] <ducklord> that would never work
[12:21] <FlaVouR> you could call it .. the Hippie treehuger concern
[12:21] <swight> It did before fucking ATMs
[12:21] <Unrelated> I made a $900 deposit
[12:21] <Unrelated> friday night
[12:22] <Workdug> Hostname nyginiscanp1.us.db.com
[12:22] <Unrelated> Wells Fargo just told me that I won't have access to it 'til the 7th
[12:22] <Unrelated> wtf?
[12:22] <Unrelated> I don't get it...
[12:22] <Unrelated> a 7 day hold...?
[12:22] <FlaVouR> was it a cheque
[12:22] <Unrelated> yeah
[12:22] <Workdug> Unrelated: blame the federal reserve and the government-operated ach system
[12:22] <FlaVouR> thats why
[12:22] <Unrelated> If I had waited 'til they were open on Saturday
[12:22] <FlaVouR> rather cash the cheque
[12:22] <Unrelated> I could've gone in and just cashed the whole damn thing
[12:23] <FlaVouR> and payed the 5% cash handling fee
[12:23] <Unrelated> nah
[12:23] <Unrelated> there isn't a fee at for cashing a check if you bank with the them
[12:24] <FlaVouR> oh
[12:24] <FlaVouR> anyone like the kings of Leon?
[12:24] <Unrelated> neva hoid of 'em
[12:24] <Unrelated> i like having money in my account.....
[12:25] <FlaVouR> they have mistery meat navigation
[12:25] <pinin> http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/05/people.eminem.divorce.ap/index.ht
[12:26] <Unrelated> http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/mysterymeatnavigation.html
[12:27] <FlaVouR> yep
[12:27] <FlaVouR> its crap
[12:27] <FlaVouR> and it makes me a very angry panda
[12:30] <GerbilWrk> just don't turn into a sad panda
[12:30] <FlaVouR> yeah
[12:30] <FlaVouR> or a sexual harassment panda
[12:30] <GerbilWrk> those are fun pandas
[12:31] <GerbilWrk> they touch my bum
[12:31] <FlaVouR> this is EXACTLY why I will not be a sexual harassment panda
[12:31] <GerbilWrk> but i have a nice bum
[12:31] <plut> those are black and white FlaVouR
[12:31] <plut> you'll never be blamed for being racist
[12:31] <FlaVouR> plut true this
[12:31] <FlaVouR> and my bushy g/f helps too
[12:32] <plut> oh ya
[12:32] <plut> i heard they good moansers
[12:32] <plut> moaners*
[12:32] <FlaVouR> I like girls with foul mouths
[12:32] <Workdug> .......
[12:32] <FlaVouR> dot dot?
[12:32] <plut> you pottymouth you
[12:32] <plut> :(
[12:33] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:33] <Unrelated> FlaVouR: check out www.spepisodes.com
[12:33] <FlaVouR> k
[12:33] <Unrelated> It has every South Park episode =P
[12:33] <FlaVouR> tar
[12:33] <FlaVouR> erm
[12:33] <jeek> Your mother has every South Park episode. ooo zing!
[12:33] <FlaVouR> not really into south park tho
[12:33] <plut> man
[12:33] <plut> south part hit such a low
[12:33] <GerbilWrk> he's just into pandas
[12:33] <Unrelated> that makes me a saaaad panda
[12:33] <plut> i heard it got better recently
[12:34] <FlaVouR> Unrelated yeah
[12:34] <Workdug> url south dark
[12:34] <cadaver> - "south dark": http://www.irontrail.org/recreation/hiking-biking/hiking/so
[12:34] <plut> dark?
[12:34] <plut> ;P
[12:34] <plut> url badger
[12:34] <cadaver> - "badger": http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/
[12:34] <plut> \o/
[12:35] <Workdug> i saw the url and thought "HIKING! BIKING! TOTALLY UNCENSORED!"
[12:35] <pinin> hahaha
[12:35] <FlaVouR> only in Kenya
[12:35] <plut> nude cyclists breaking legs on rough off-road trails?
[12:35] <plut> kinky
[12:36] <FlaVouR> Gerret -- I dunno
[12:36] <FlaVouR> WTF
[12:37] <plut> haha
[12:37] <jeek> s/topflooding garret
[12:37] <plut> owned
[12:37] <plut> :P
[12:37] <jeek> err
[12:37] <FlaVouR> we have a word in south africa for ppl like Garret its "POES"
[12:37] <jeek> po wyt twash
[12:37] <plut> yes
[12:37] <plut> POES
[12:37] <FlaVouR> heh\
[12:37] <plut> Garret Se ma
[12:37] <FlaVouR> ban it already
[12:38] <FlaVouR> hmm
[12:38] <FlaVouR> bed is calling
[12:38] <plut> sigh
[12:38] <FlaVouR> cya
[12:38] <ducklord> pz
[12:38] <plut> gkk
[12:38] <plut> later
[12:38] <plut> :D
[12:39] <pinin> ducklord is representing the farthest north
[12:39] <pinin> to counter balance all you south africans today
[12:42] <ducklord> indeed I am
[12:42] <ducklord> representin' fo
[12:43] <dekkon> i heard white people are the devil
[12:43] <swight> got your back duckie
[12:43] <ducklord> nice
[12:43] <ducklord> takes one to know one, pasty (dekkon)
[12:44] <Unrelated> hah
[12:44] <Unrelated> south africans eh?
[12:45] <Unrelated> Did you know that there's a good % of whites populating that area?
[12:45] <ducklord> I DID NOT KNOW THAT
[12:45] <ducklord> WHY ARE THEY THERE
[12:45] <Unrelated> why are you yelling?
[12:45] <ducklord> was that out loud? ;(
[12:45] <ducklord> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOU
[12:46] <pinin> hahaha
[12:46] <terminal> I LOVE LAMP
[12:46] <pinin> i think the ones visiting us are white but no confirmation
[12:47] <ducklord> LOUD NOISES
[12:47] <ducklord> oh, are we finished with the anchorman jokes?
[12:47] <dekkon> http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/116/calvinhobbesreligion4rc.jpg
[12:47] <pinin> nevuh!
[12:47] <pinin> you ate the whole wheel of cheese?
[12:48] <pinin> i'm not even mad, i'm impressed
[12:48] <ducklord> I'm not even mad, i'm impressed
[12:48] <ducklord> bahbahbah
[12:48] <pinin> hahaha
[12:53] <pinin> wiggles my man
[12:53] <michael`> yo
[12:53] <pinin> check out this article: http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/05/abortion.kansas.ap/
[12:53] <pinin> A 1970 Kansas law allows citizens to call for a grand jury investigation when
[12:53] <pinin> Under state law, a grand jury may be summoned within 60 days after a petition
[12:53] <pinin> opinions?
[12:54] <`St0ner> what are some weaknesses of cdma2000 1x?
[12:54] <var> kansas is a mostly ass backwards state anyway
[12:54] <var> they want that intelligent design shit
[12:54] <var> in state schools
[12:54] <var> etc
[12:54] <pinin> yeah they are fucked
[12:54] <var> full o godfearin farmers
[12:54] <pinin> but i kinda like that law
[12:54] <var> and whackos
[12:54] <var> the law sure
[12:55] <jmx> it makes sense
[12:55] <pinin> the only bad thing is that is removes responsibility to people in power
[12:55] <hermes> i like that law
[12:55] <hermes> 2% of people can get a grand jury
[12:55] <jmx> not sure about it coming down to a judge though
[12:56] <ducklord> let's make a petition
[12:56] <maff> someone msg me the hub l/p
[12:56] <ducklord> the norg will sign
[12:56] <ducklord> I am people too
[12:56] <michael`> i think the law is retarded
[12:56] <michael`> mob justice
[12:56] <jmx> not necessarily
[12:57] <jmx> because there are cases where police dont investigate because of a bias etc
[12:57] <michael`> Apple Allows Windows on Its Machines
[12:57] <michael`> 29 minutes ago By VIKAS BAJAJ
[12:57] <michael`> The move, a recognition of the growing interest, turns a decades-long riva
[12:57] <GerbilWrk> yeah, apple boot camp
[12:58] <GerbilWrk> cool stuff
[12:58] <TMH_> http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
[12:59] <TMH_> </3
[13:00] <jmx> A webcam in Cornwall which has been showing the lives of a farrow of newborn pi
[13:00] <jmx> Thousands of people across the world have been watching Dolores and her 12 pigl
[13:00] <jmx> stupid people, pigs are one of the least interesting animals alive
[13:02] <jeek> Clearly, you have never had sex with a pig.
[13:04] <ducklord> stop challenging people to have sex with you
[13:04] <ducklord> and pigs are cool btw
[13:06] <jeek> Ah yes, a hairless mammal that's known to consume in the same place that it de
[13:07] <maff> pulling 25G of music over the local network <3
[13:08] <pinin> hub it up maff!
[13:09] <terminal> dc hub or die
[13:09] <ducklord> let's cuddle
[13:09] <TMH_> ah man
[13:09] <TMH_> forgot to connect my pc to to hub before I left
[13:09] <TMH_> so basically my pc is there idling now
[13:09] <TMH_> and I dont know the ip address of my network at uni
[13:09] <maff> hubbing to our local music box
[13:09] <maff> giant nfs mount of music
[13:09] <maff> it's fantastic
[13:10] <pinin> ah work hub?
[13:10] <maff> yeah
[13:10] <pinin> excellent
[13:10] <maff> josh's junk is hosted here
[13:10] <pinin> nice going tmh!
[13:11] <pinin> ah word
[13:11] <pinin> just mount the central share to the secret hub
[13:11] <Rjx_> which hub are we talking about
[13:11] <maff> /dev/sda3 642G 313G 297G 52% /usr
[13:11] <maff> giggity
[13:12] <ducklord> my hub, my hub
[13:12] <ducklord> my lovely
[13:12] <ducklord> why bother
[13:12] <TMH_> hahaha
[13:12] <pinin> i'm speaking of the posse hub and tmh is speaking of the dc++ hub (i'm assumi
[13:13] <TMH_> I'd imagine so
[13:13] <TMH_> the one terminal set up
[13:13] <TMH_> or at least admins or something
[13:13] <terminal> that is the DC hub
[13:13] <pinin> jea that's the public hub
[13:13] <pinin> for everything public, there is a better private version for the posse
[13:14] <Rjx_> haha
[13:14] <pinin> aka secret channel and secret hub
[13:14] <pinin> ;[
[13:14] <csqrl> SLOW
[13:14] <csqrl> ASS
[13:14] <csqrl> MOTHERFUCKING
[13:14] <csqrl> FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCK
[13:14] <csqrl> I CAN GET A FREE HOSTING ACCOUNT FROM GOFUCKINGDADDY OF ALL PLACES
[13:14] <csqrl> AND IT'LL BE FASTER THAN THIS BULLSHIT
[13:15] <ducklord> screw you guys, I'm starting my own posse
[13:15] <pinin> sweet!
[13:15] <pinin> ;[
[13:15] <ducklord> with [Frac]tu and assmunch
[13:15] <pinin> you already are your own posse
[13:15] <ducklord> damn straight
[13:15] <ducklord> wait
[13:15] <ducklord> was that a fatty joke?
[13:15] <pinin> it is now
[13:15] <maff> csqrl, i'm pulling down all the music on the hub
[13:15] <csqrl> oh
[13:15] <csqrl> bastard
[13:15] <maff> :D
[13:16] <csqrl> also if that counts against my traffic, i'll kill you
[13:16] <maff> haha
[13:16] <pinin> hahaha
[13:16] <maff> it's only 25 G
[13:16] <csqrl> only my ass
[13:16] <csqrl> i should be getting unlimited traffic anyway
[13:16] <csqrl> not like i can ever even peak 1gig at 20kb/s
[13:16] <csqrl> in bursts
[13:16] <csqrl> peak bursts of 20kb/s
[13:17] <maff> i'm getting an average of 3MB/s
[13:17] <csqrl> that's actually shitty for being local
[13:18] <csqrl> super fucking shitty
[13:18] <maff> yeah
[13:18] <maff> our internal network is being totally redone
[13:18] <pinin> wireless?
[13:18] <maff> due to retardedness of ancestry
[13:18] <csqrl> feel free to plug in directly
[13:18] <csqrl> there's a gige nic going unused
[13:19] <csqrl> 2nd floor i think
[13:19] <maff> yep yep
[13:19] <csqrl> also yeah
[13:19] <csqrl> if your shit is 3mb/s LOCALLY
[13:20] <csqrl> then you guys got some issues
[13:20] <maff> it's going through a lot of switches and the firewalls as well
[13:21] <GerbilWrk> well take the linksys switches out of the loop
[13:21] <csqrl> 37911 Kbit/s
[13:22] <csqrl> barely peaked over 4MB/s
[13:23] * cadaver is now known as terminal
[13:25] <csqrl> http://lessthan3.com/mrtg/en0_34.html noindex
[13:25] <csqrl> fofo
[13:25] * terminal is now known as cadaver
[13:25] * terminal_ is now known as terminal
[13:25] <Workdug> btw, with the server move i changed the noindex string to "fajd45@$#%fadfa"
[13:26] <csqrl> you should support legacy standards
[13:26] <Workdug> (joking)
[13:26] <Workdug> hahaha april fool!
[13:27] <Rjx_> old but excellent
[13:27] <Rjx_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/76422_peter0qd.jpg
[13:27] <pinin> haha pen
[13:27] <pinin> efnet is dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:28] <ducklord> OH SHITZ
[13:28] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/%5Bremix%5Dbusiness
[13:29] <pinin> haha
[13:29] <ducklord> haha
[13:29] <ducklord> damn jestuh, always stealing my lines
[13:31] <Rjx_> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/hit%20the%20wall.gi
[13:31] <Rjx_> that's pretty badass
[13:33] <ducklord> ok
[13:33] <ducklord> I smell something burning
[13:33] <ducklord> and I think it might be my laptop
[13:33] <ducklord> this is worrying
[13:33] <Workdug> please don't burn laptops
[13:34] <ducklord> I'm not trying to
[13:34] <ducklord> but it does smell burnt here
[13:34] <ducklord> well, fuck it
[13:34] <ducklord> If I see flames, I'll reboot
[13:35] <pinin> exactly
[13:36] <ducklord> turns out it was the lighter I had in my back pocket
[13:36] <TMH_> 1aahhahaahahahahaha
[13:36] <TMH_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/9107_photo130.jpg
[13:37] <Serena[T]> i love that pic - especially how he has a sucker in his mouth
[13:38] <Jewel> re
[13:38] <Unrelated> heh
[13:38] <ducklord> ehe
[13:40] <swight> Tark-Work you there?
[13:41] <TMH_> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/16598_ssbbw6c.jpg
[13:42] <ducklord> that's one huge bitch
[13:42] <ducklord> she takes forever to load
[13:42] <csqrl> http://n64mollusc.ytmnd.com/
[13:42] <csqrl> humorous
[13:43] <ducklord> she looks alot like a .no politician
[13:43] <ducklord> http://www.samiradio.org/wimages/Norge/manaidtv/Erna-Solberg-KS-mote.jpg
[13:44] <TMH_> oh godohgodohgodohgod
[13:44] <TMH_> nsfw http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/23255_PC300005.jpg
[13:44] <ducklord> nice
[13:45] <Zom> TMH_: Nice. Bloody, sweaty, hairy balls
[13:45] <Zom> TMH_: Just what I needed
[13:45] <Zom> TMH_: Got any more?
[13:47] <TMH_> www.phodex.net/omfg/
[13:47] <TMH_> nsfw
[13:47] <TMH_> ^^^
[13:48] <ducklord> wait
[13:48] <ducklord> did you paste something TMH_ said, or did you direct every sentence to him
[13:48] <Zom> TMH_: Fuck you :)
[13:49] <ducklord> nude old men
[13:49] <ducklord> can life get any better?
[13:49] <Zom> ducklord: I directed every sentence to him
[13:49] <ducklord> http://www.phodex.net/omfg/!aargh2.jpg
[13:49] <ducklord> that's pretty cute
[13:49] <Zom> Arrgh...
[13:49] <Zom> I'll be gone
[13:49] <ducklord> bear be gone!
[13:51] <pinin> um that is NOT pretty cute
[13:51] <timmo> The pop artist Christina Aguilera has just dropped Ł25,000 - that's about $43
[13:51] <timmo> god dammit
[13:51] <timmo> now i cant like banksy anymore
[13:51] <timmo> http://www.luxist.com/2006/04/05/christina-aguilera-buys-a-banksy/
[13:52] <pinin> hahaha
[13:55] * plataway is now known as platy
[13:59] <Workdug> fuck, busted my lip again
[14:00] <terminal> heh anyone compared the MSN Spaces logo to the ubuntu logo lately?
[14:01] * Serena[T] offers an ice pack to Workdug
[14:02] <jmx> http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2006/04/05/ecology-prof-20060405.html
[14:03] <jmx> He describes himself as "The Lizard Man." He says he became disabled at the age
[14:04] <ducklord> I need a cool nickname, like "the lizard man"
[14:04] <ducklord> "the norg" or "perv" just doesn't cut it
[14:04] <GerbilWrk> how the hell do you live with a herd of bison
[14:04] <jmx> i dont know, perv has a nice ring to it
[14:05] <jmx> i'd assume on the same property of
[14:05] <jmx> but maybe they sleep in the spare room
[14:05] <terminal> he sleeps with his head up the bison's ass
[14:06] <hermes> http://www.bestofgooglevideo.com/index.php?page=8 <-- hahahah #39
[14:07] <ducklord> or maybe he just runs after them
[14:07] <ducklord> screaming
[14:08] <Agent43> die in a fire, ducklord
[14:08] <jmx> i don tknow that i would call that living with the bison
[14:10] <ducklord> that came out of nowhere
[14:10] <ducklord> but thanks, jon :P
[14:11] <hermes> http://www.google.com/ig
[14:11] <hermes> googles word of the day "cum"
[14:12] <Rjx_> old
[14:12] <ducklord> haha
[14:12] <ducklord> Rjx is my main man
[14:16] <ducklord> ^5? ;(
[14:16] <jmx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/conditions/04/05/cohen.allergies/index.html?sect
[14:16] <Thero> hmmm
[14:17] <Thero> I was involved with a Drive-by shooting.
[14:17] <jmx> i was involved in a drive-by shouting
[14:17] <ducklord> did you get your heart broken when it left?
[14:17] <Thero> err
[14:17] <Thero> maybe?
[14:18] <ducklord> is that a rethorical quiestion?
[14:19] * Thero sets mode: +m Thero
[14:19] <jmx> Her daughter Carly, almost 2, sits on a piece of fabric in the front of the gro
[14:19] <jmx> "Anything could be on that handle," she said. "Someone could have gone to the b
[14:20] <jmx> haha, a little obsessive perhaps?
[14:20] <Thero> nah
[14:20] <Thero> in fact, that parent should be arrested for not protecting their child enough
[14:20] <daze> do you know how serious staph can be~!?@~
[14:20] <Thero> Bubble kids are the way of the future.
[14:20] <jmx> indeed
[14:20] <jmx> lock them in a room for the rest of their lives, keep them fuckers safe
[14:21] <Thero> YEah.
[14:21] <Thero> So what if they are locked in cages.
[14:21] <Thero> Better them protected in a cage, than getting infested by AIDS
[14:21] <ducklord> no germs can penetrate a cage!
[14:21] <Thero> !
[14:22] <olin> I thought you were banned from here, Thero?
[14:22] <jmx> impenetrable bubble is required
[14:22] <Thero> olin you need to learn
[14:22] <Thero> im banned from everywhere all the time
[14:22] <Thero> its just lagged.
[14:22] <olin> :P
[14:22] <ducklord> including the public library
[14:22] <ducklord> Rjx is my main man
[14:22] <ducklord> ^5? ;(
[14:22] <Rjx_> that was the irony ban kicking in
[14:23] <jmx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/04/teacher.sex/index.html?section=cnn_topstories
[14:23] <jmx> i was going to say is it rape, but then a saw the picture
[14:23] <timmo> hah
[14:23] <timmo> yeah
[14:24] <olin> Knew he was meant to be banned.
[14:24] * olin goes back to sleep
[14:24] <timmo> Now some immunology experts are beginning to agree that germs that many paren
[14:24] <timmo> damn straight
[14:24] <jmx> some of those teachers were pretty hot, lucky fucking kids, but shit she's home
[14:24] <timmo> i dont get sick too often, and thats cause im a dirty fucker
[14:25] <Twin`> Police say Holt and the 13-year-old had sex 28 times between March 24 and Mar
[14:25] <jmx> i've thought that for a long time
[14:25] <jmx> she was horny anyways
[14:25] <Twin`> this kid was going for the gold
[14:25] <ducklord> is olin like the ban police?
[14:25] <jmx> a lot of parents overclean shit, kids should play in the dirt more
[14:26] <ducklord> lucky for me, my dad trained me to be a mud wrestler
[14:26] <jmx> the kids that i know who's parents are the most obsessed with cleanliness and g
[14:26] <Spiral> Which only feeds the parent's paranoid obsessions.
[14:26] <Twin`> i spent alot of time from 6 to 9 always being sick
[14:26] <Twin`> now i'm like a goddamn tank when it comes to germs
[14:26] <jmx> lol
[14:26] * Spiral is now known as StressPup
[14:27] <jmx> used up you quota young did you?
[14:27] <Twin`> when i get sick now
[14:27] <jmx> i've basically never been sick in my life, probably am saving up for something
[14:27] <Twin`> it's always cause i catch the new omega strain of the disease or some shit
[14:27] <jmx> lol
[14:28] <timmo> last time i got sick
[14:28] <timmo> i was drunk as fuck (weakened imune system)
[14:28] <timmo> and made out with a bitch who had strep
[14:28] <timmo> and didnt tell me
[14:28] <jmx> basically if i do get sick its never for longer than 24 hours and the last time
[14:29] <Twin`> strep usually comes with a lack of voice.
[14:29] <timmo> might be why she didnt tell me
[14:29] <timmo> or say no
[14:29] <ducklord> Serena[T] is safe then
[14:29] <Rjx_> ...
[14:29] <Serena[T]> eh?
[14:29] <timmo> what hes saying is
[14:29] <timmo> you dont shut up
[14:29] <timmo> bitch
[14:29] <GerbilWrk> couldn't have been because she passed out timmo?
[14:29] <timmo> :x
[14:30] <GerbilWrk> *was passed out
[14:30] <timmo> gerbil: she was moving...
[14:30] <ducklord> eh.. yeah, whatever
[14:30] <Twin`> well, i'm sick atm, i caught the flu in the middle of spring.
[14:30] <GerbilWrk> ahh, in the process of passing out, gotcha
[14:30] <jmx> moving = consent
[14:30] <Serena[T]> ah yes..
[14:30] <Twin`> the omega strain is getting it's ass kicking early
[14:30] <StressPup> This is pretty much what I hoped for when I reinstalled IRC.
[14:30] <ducklord> if she is moving away from you
[14:30] <ducklord> that might be a bad sign
[14:30] <ducklord> StressPup: chatting?
[14:31] <StressPup> About questionable sexual practices.
[14:31] <Twin`> this isn't even that odd of a topic
[14:31] <Rjx_> its good you reinstalled IRC
[14:31] <Rjx_> we had nothing to do until it was back again
[14:31] <jmx> no, moving away is just cuz she's playing hard to get
[14:31] <StressPup> Haha. Well, I aim to please.
[14:31] <ducklord> if only that was true
[14:32] <jmx> i like had to go outside
[14:32] <swight> yah, we were just trapped inside your computer, hanging out.
[14:32] <StressPup> Yes, indeed.
[14:32] <jmx> the horrors
[14:32] <StressPup> So which one of you crashed it a couple months ago, then?
[14:32] <ducklord> outside, where no nerd has every been! LOLZ
[14:32] <GerbilWrk> that was me
[14:32] <GerbilWrk> I was bored
[14:32] <StressPup> Fucker.
[14:32] <StressPup> Took me all day to fix it.
[14:32] <jmx> w00t manitoba is going to flood again
[14:32] <ducklord> never drink and drive
[14:32] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.bash.org/?632373 SO FUCKING TRUE
[14:32] <GerbilWrk> and Rjx called me a pussy, so i had to do something
[14:33] <ducklord> old
[14:33] <ducklord> he might've confused you with a cat
[14:33] <ducklord> like he confused a flower for a bat earlier today
[14:33] <jmx> he called you a pussy or just tried to fuck you?
[14:34] <GerbilWrk> I've never at any point had this much money too my name, sadly nearly all
[14:36] <TMH_> http://www.bash.org/?41784
[14:36] <TMH_> what the christ
[14:36] <StressPup> Her level of responsibility disgusts me.
[14:36] <TMH_> how did that get aproved
[14:36] <StressPup> qdb.us is better :p
[14:36] <ducklord> because it's AWESOME!
[14:37] <GerbilWrk> no shit, i tell her i want a big screen tv and more space marines, and sh
[14:37] <ducklord> she better be pointing at a stack of pancakes next time around, if she kno
[14:37] <StressPup> Tell her those bills look nothing like a TV or Space Marines.
[14:37] <GerbilWrk> she either points at bills or dirty diapers
[14:37] <StressPup> Her aim is off.
[14:38] <GerbilWrk> and the little guy is at the stage where those dirty diapers make you thr
[14:38] <GerbilWrk> so the bills are far more appealing
[14:38] <ducklord> use the bills as diapers
[14:38] <ducklord> problem solved
[14:39] <GerbilWrk> or the diapers as payment for the bills
[14:39] <GerbilWrk> then they'll think twice about sending me bills!
[14:39] <jmx> lol
[14:39] <ducklord> or maybe send you twice as many
[14:39] <Twin`> gerbil
[14:39] <Twin`> this is where you don't tell her the money is there
[14:40] <Twin`> you just go out and buy the tv + space marines (i assume 40k, so this means y
[14:40] <jmx> GerbilWrk> and the little guy is at the stage where those dirty diapers make
[14:40] <GerbilWrk> jmx, the first 3 months weren't too bad compared to now
[14:40] <Twin`> then discuss the purchases later
[14:41] <GerbilWrk> yeah, 40k, i need an assault squad and some more terminators..ohh and tec
[14:41] <Twin`> what you need
[14:41] <Twin`> is to drop this pussy shit
[14:41] <Twin`> and go blood angel
[14:42] <StressPup> I <3 blood angels.
[14:42] <GerbilWrk> it was Dark Angel when i bought it, but I repainted most of it for origin
[14:42] <GerbilWrk> my plan is to win the lotto, and just buy each of them
[14:42] <ducklord> here it is again
[14:42] <ducklord> dark angel
[14:42] <GerbilWrk> stop 1 is to start buying lotto tickets
[14:42] <Twin`> shit i had the blood angels belt buckle until one of my female friends stole
[14:45] <Twin`> i confuse alot of people
[14:45] <StressPup> I never got really into 40K. Right before I did, I started playing D&D (
[14:45] <Twin`> cause i have an assload of witch hunter models
[14:45] <Twin`> that i claim as Blood Angel elites
[14:45] <jmx> A medical spokesperson is downplaying the risk to the public after 19 vials of
[14:45] <jmx> The blood samples were being stored in a locked freezer on the sixth floor of t
[14:46] <GerbilWrk> yeah, the guy sent me a few space wolves claiming them to be regular spac
[14:46] <ducklord> stealing HIV
[14:46] <StressPup> Whups! I forgot to write some documentation yesterday.
[14:46] <ducklord> what a fantastic idea
[14:46] <GerbilWrk> had to do some dremel work to turn them into regular space marines
[14:47] <GerbilWrk> welp, home i go, the words are starting to blur together
[14:47] <Twin`> i always end up with wild shit, i don't think i've ever assembled anything li
[14:48] <ducklord> SAMUEL L JACKSON ON A FUCKIN' PLANE, ExZippo
[14:48] <ExZippo> indeed
[14:48] <Twin`> i come out with dreadnoughts with like super rocket launcher stacks
[14:49] <jmx> http://www.lasikathome.com/
[14:49] <jmx> notice how hes wearing glasses too
[14:50] <jmx> http://www.lasikathome.com/foureasysteps.htm
[14:54] * Serena[T] gets her credit card
[14:54] <Serena[T]> just what i've always wanted, a laser pointer shaped like a futuristic gu
[14:55] <ducklord> in norway, credit cards are just shaped like any other card
[14:55] <ducklord> sucks to be us
[14:56] <Serena[T]> ducklord what timezone is norway in?
[14:57] <ducklord> hmm..gmt+1 ?
[14:57] <ducklord> I think
[14:57] <Serena[T]> hmm ok
[14:57] <ducklord> I'm not sure. But it's always ass-whoppin time for the norg
[14:58] <pinin> hahaha
[15:01] <jmx> http://www.lightreading.com/document.asp?doc_id=92078 some people are a bunch o
[15:01] <reginold> jmx: in the digg comments to the lasikathome: "Anyone know if this is legi
[15:01] <jmx> i'd be wary of lasik with a professional doing it
[15:02] <reginold> hahah... then later: "Don't think it is. Why would the dortor be whering g
[15:02] <ducklord> why would he be whering them indeed
[15:02] <Rjx_> digg comment posters are notoriously stupid
[15:02] <Serena[T]> lasik doesn't fix all eye problems, does it?
[15:02] <Rjx_> i've seen some of the most stupid things on the internet in comment threads on
[15:03] <jmx> dortor be whering
[15:03] <reginold> "Dude, you can see the smoke coming from his eye in the inset in frame 3.
[15:03] <reginold> ...
[15:03] <reginold> "phatone...smoke will only come out if you blink."
[15:03] <ducklord> apparantly, he didn't inhale
[15:03] <ducklord> so it's all good
[15:03] <jmx> lol
[15:04] <Rjx_> ____ ___ ____ ____ _ _ _ ____ ____
[15:04] <Rjx_> | _ \ / _ \| _ \/ ___|| | | | | | _ \| _ \
[15:04] <Rjx_> | |_) | | | | | | \___ \| | | | | | |_) | |_) |
[15:04] <Rjx_> | __/| |_| | |_| |___) | |__| |_| | _ <| __/
[15:04] <Rjx_> |_| \___/|____/|____/|_____\___/|_| \_\_|
[15:04] <Rjx_>
[15:04] <Rjx_> _____ _ ____ ____ _ ___ _ _ ____
[15:04] <Rjx_> |_ _|/ \ / ___|/ ___| | / _ \| | | | _ \
[15:04] <Rjx_> | | / _ \| | _| | | | | | | | | | | | | |
[15:04] <Rjx_> | |/ ___ \ |_| | |___| |__| |_| | |_| | |_| |
[15:04] <Rjx_> |_/_/ \_\____|\____|_____\___/ \___/|____/
[15:04] <reginold> i prefer to zing my pods, these days
[15:04] <Rjx_>
[15:04] <ducklord> podslurp?
[15:04] <ducklord> crazy kids
[15:05] <Rjx_> podslurp refers to the act of 'hacking' computers by plugging in an ipod, inst
[15:05] <ducklord> that's pretty exact
[15:05] <ducklord> and pretty stupid
[15:06] <Twin`> how is that ipod specific
[15:06] <Twin`> i could just plug in a flash drive
[15:06] <ducklord> dude, it's a PODslurp!
[15:06] <Twin`> or shit, if i was that desperate for the top secret file
[15:06] <Rjx_> well it refers to using an ipod specifically
[15:06] <Rjx_> hence podslurp
[15:06] <Twin`> i could crack out ye olde floppy
[15:06] <Rjx_> podslurp
[15:07] <ducklord> that would be a floppyslurp
[15:07] <ducklord> that sounds like a sexual thing. giving a blowjob to a flaccid penis
[15:07] <Rjx_> haha
[15:07] <Rjx_> thanks for that image
[15:07] <Rjx_> that'll go right next to poonjob
[15:08] <Stereo``> is there a tagosphere?
[15:08] <ducklord> I have forgotten
[15:08] <ducklord> what is a poonjob?
[15:10] <reginold> <ducklord> that would be a floppyslurp
[15:10] <reginold> <ducklord> that sounds like a sexual thing. giving a blowjob to a fl
[15:10] <reginold> hhahahahaha
[15:10] <ducklord> Agent43: why do you want me to die in a fire?
[15:10] <swight-re> wtf, the weather network is telling me the condition outside is "ice fog"
[15:10] <daze> foggy ice
[15:11] <swight-re> wouldn't that be cool if fog just froze there in the sky
[15:11] <reginold> you know, when there's a fine mist of ice in the air?
[15:11] <ducklord> you mean like ice crystals falling from the sky?
[15:11] <ducklord> that would be pretty fucked up
[15:11] <reginold> not falling
[15:11] <reginold> floating
[15:11] <reginold> staying at the same height
[15:11] <swight-re> it means its foggy, but if condenses it freezes
[15:11] <Stereo``> haha
[15:11] <reginold> otherwise it'd be, well, you know, 'snow' or 'hail'
[15:12] * swight-re is now known as swight
[15:12] <Stereo``> i remember a while back this guy in an mmo was harrassing my friend and he
[15:12] <ducklord> Agent43 told me to go die in a fire
[15:13] <ducklord> he must not have known about what happened to my dad
[15:13] <Agent43> sorry 'bout that
[15:13] <ducklord> because if he did, that would be pretty harsh
[15:13] <Agent43> i'm afraid you're right here, i haven't
[15:13] <ducklord> he died in a fire two years ago
[15:14] <Agent43> is this true?
[15:14] <ducklord> yes
[15:14] <ducklord> who the fuck would lie about something like that?
[15:14] <Agent43> sorry to hear that
[15:14] <Twin`> not to be a dick ducklord, but it's the internets man
[15:14] <ducklord> yeah, it was quite the "burn"
[15:14] <Twin`> i've lied about being a paraplegic.
[15:14] <ducklord> the internets what?
[15:14] <Rjx_> i'm not going to ban you
[15:15] <ducklord> what, you aren't?
[15:15] <Rjx_> can you tell that i am lying
[15:15] <Rjx_> its the internets man
[15:15] <Agent43> innarweb!
[15:15] <Twin`> poor choice of words on my part.
[15:15] <ducklord> as long as it's not my man, I'm cool with it
[15:16] <reginold> got of my internets
[15:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[15:16] <reginold> both of them
[15:16] <Rjx_> url google
[15:16] <cadaver> - "google": http://www.google.com/
[15:16] <Rjx_> check out that site it is pretty cool
[15:16] <Rjx_> also look at this
[15:16] <Rjx_> url miserable failure
[15:16] <cadaver> - "miserable failure": http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html
[15:16] <Rjx_> lol!
[15:16] <daze> url internets
[15:16] <cadaver> - "internets": http://www.netbook.cs.purdue.edu/
[15:17] <daze> url french victories
[15:17] <cadaver> - "french victories": http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
[15:17] <Twin`> in the actual google search for miserable failure
[15:17] <Twin`> geroge bush beat out not only michael more
[15:17] <Twin`> moore even
[15:17] <Twin`> but jimmy carter too
[15:17] <daze> http://www.netbook.cs.purdue.edu/cover.gif lol
[15:18] <Rjx_> i can't open it here
[15:18] <ducklord> screw you and your irssi/screen, Rjx .|
[15:18] <Rjx_> what does it say
[15:18] <Twin`> it says computer networks and internets
[15:19] <reginold> with Internet Applications
[15:19] <Rjx_> haha
[15:19] <Twin`> it's technically worded right for what i think it's addressing
[15:19] <Rjx_> i think i've pasted that before
[15:19] <Rjx_> yeah it is
[15:19] <reginold> as long as 'internets' is the common noun
[15:20] <Rjx_> you can refer to 'internets' in theory
[15:20] <Rjx_> there can be more than one
[15:20] <daze> the picture is cool too, looks like it deal w/ real life internets
[15:20] <reginold> internet refers to any set of interconnecting networks
[15:20] <Twin`> i've had the internet vs internets articlue with alot of stupid people
[15:20] <reginold> Internet refers to the most widely used internet
[15:20] <Twin`> proper name vs noun
[15:20] <ducklord> is articlue a word, or did you make it up?
[15:20] <Rjx_> Internets refers to the particular internet used by the US president
[15:20] <Stereo``> holy crap bush is turning 60 in 3 months and a day
[15:20] <ducklord> help out the non-english speaker
[15:21] <Rjx_> yeah Stereo``
[15:21] <Rjx_> he doesn't look it at all
[15:21] <Twin`> ducklord: you are either thinking of article
[15:21] <Twin`> or articulate
[15:21] <Stereo``> no
[15:21] <Rjx_> yet look at blair
[15:21] <Stereo``> i thought he was like 48 or 50
[15:21] <ducklord> I was thinking of what you wrote, Twin`
[15:21] <Rjx_> the guy has aged 15 years in the space of 3
[15:21] <reginold> articlue is an article that provides an answer
[15:21] <ducklord> but affirmative
[15:21] <Twin`> oh
[15:21] <wind> 1,2,3, penis
[15:21] <Twin`> articlue, where the fuck did that come from
[15:22] <Twin`> i meant to type arguement
[15:22] <ducklord> ok
[15:22] <reginold> artichoke?
[15:22] <reginold> wind: blastoff?
[15:22] <Twin`> i kind of hate the internet
[15:22] <Twin`> because of the highlander thought process people acquire
[15:22] <Twin`> "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE."
[15:23] <reginold> i have a private inernet
[15:23] <reginold> but it's just for me
[15:23] <ducklord> that's notepad, mang
[15:23] <reginold> i get pretty lonely irc'ing on it
[15:23] <reginold> fo real?
[15:24] <reginold> damn
[15:24] <ducklord> fo shizzle
[15:24] <reginold> wutup, my ninja?
[15:25] <ducklord> ^
[15:28] <reginold> caret?
[15:28] <reginold> i think you're thinking of "what's up, doc?"
[15:31] <ducklord> tom cruise was beaten by his father when he was a kid
[15:31] <ducklord> this explains a lot
[15:31] <Hivemind> So, this is where everyone sits around and tries to make quotes, eh?
[15:31] <Stereo``> no
[15:32] <Hivemind> Oh, curses.
[15:32] * Hivemind wanders off.
[15:32] <pinin> only new people try to do that
[15:32] <Stereo``> you want #bearcave for that, i believe
[15:32] <swight> No, but the ops love kicking people for asking that.
[15:32] <Hivemind> Haha, alright. I'm just here to idle anyway.
[15:33] <Hivemind> Stereo: I've read enough bash to know what #bearcave is.
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