Session Start: Tue Apr 04 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:32] <ExZippo> http://www.marriedtothesea.com/today.gif
[00:32] <ExZippo> hahahaha
[00:50] <Kurin> http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6140/vigeland3sh.jpg wtf
[00:53] <Badtzmaru> wow
[00:53] <Badtzmaru> newegg actually got 1 of my 2 items out today
[00:53] <Badtzmaru> rockstar
[01:20] * claws-03 is now known as claws03
[01:21] <Rjx> GIT-R-DONE
[01:24] <maru> Gu-AN-no
[01:31] <Rjx> Universal Studios Home Entertainment has completely stopped producing UMD movie
[01:31] <Rjx> whoop, i called it
[01:41] <Rjx> National Geographic has a photo of a housefly wearing miniature eyeglasses, whi
[01:41] <Rjx> http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/images/060328_fly_glasses_big.j
[01:47] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:49] * claws-03 is now known as claws03
[01:54] <timmo> i broke that so long ago rjx
[01:54] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/im_done.gif
[01:56] <timmo> haha
[02:03] <tHM> haha
[02:05] <tHM> anyone wanna buy a wristlojackamator? http://linuxdevices.com/news/NS5812502455
[02:09] * claws-03 is now known as claws03
[02:32] <Stereo`> hooray
[02:32] <Stereo`> i made it past the time when i am tired without sleeping
[02:32] <Stereo`> so now i can think again
[02:32] <swight> and successfully screw up your sleep schedule? :)
[02:33] <swight> sleep "schedule", wonder what that's like.
[02:34] <Stereo`> schedule you say
[02:34] <Stereo`> i do not know of this thing
[02:34] <tHM> you have a 2am appointment with your bed
[02:39] <Stereo`> it's already 5:30, i think i missed it
[02:40] <tHM> hmm, i think your bed might fire you
[02:40] <tHM> ->gyme
[02:41] <swight> gym? what's a gyyym?
[02:41] <swight> OH! Gyyyyym.
[02:41] <Stereo`> i think he means a doctor
[02:41] <swight> (all pronounced "gime")
[02:42] <swight> http://www.thisisthelongestdomainnameintheworldandyouareluckytobrowseitnow.c
[02:42] <swight> (yes, actual domain)
[02:43] <Stereo`> what about (alphabet*2)+abcdefghijkl or something
[02:44] <swight> doesn't exist yet I guess :P
[02:44] <Stereo`> ah there it is
[02:44] <Stereo`> http://www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.
[02:45] <Stereo`> it appears to be the same length
[02:45] <Stereo`> i was 1 character off :x
[02:46] <Stereo`> extra l
[02:48] <reye> whatsup
[02:48] <swight> reye ron't know raggy
[02:53] <reye> pardon me?
[02:53] <reye> hmmm, anyone have a suggestion of which newgroup download source to sign up wi
[02:53] <reye> newsgroup
[02:55] <Ifrit> I got the fucking job <3
[02:55] <reye> what job?
[02:55] <Stereo`> gah
[02:56] <Ifrit> ICT teachling practice thing to finish my education thing
[02:56] <Ifrit> hard to phrase the position in english
[02:56] <Ifrit> lærling
[03:03] <TMH_> hmmm-mm
[03:03] <TMH_> there really is no feeling quite like a new razorblade
[03:06] <Rjx> that sounds like a linkin park lyric
[03:06] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:07] <TMH_> haha
[03:22] <Ifrit> damn
[03:22] <Ifrit> geekissues.log is up at 40 megs now
[03:24] <Rjx> grep it for 'your mother'
[03:24] <Rjx> see how many entries there are
[03:28] <Ifrit> 203
[03:28] <Stereo`> hmm mine is 4th largest log i've got
[03:29] <TMH_> 31M Apr 4 11:28 #geekissues.log
[03:31] <Rjx> 21:08 < Workdug> dekkon, did you know that "klonipin" is japanese for "i
[03:32] <Rjx> 09:13 <@sxh> lindsay needs some anal sex in her cup
[03:32] <Rjx> 09:14 <@sxh> she only likes anal sex from men with 3 letter handles
[03:32] <Rjx> 09:16 <@sxh> good enough for a one time anal sex opportunity
[03:32] <Rjx> 09:16 <@sxh> after the anal sex
[03:32] <Rjx> 18:56 <@sxh> get ya anal sex on
[03:32] <Rjx> 19:04 <@sxh> i fully endorse the anal sex portion of your suggestion
[03:32] <Rjx> 16:57 <@sxh> analsex.sh00t.be
[03:32] <Rjx> 05:29 <@sxh> anal sex
[03:34] <maru> I wonder if he's trying to say something here
[03:49] <Rjx> i don't get this
[03:50] <Rjx> when the default font color is black and not underlined
[03:50] <Ifrit> !cc .kr
[03:50] <cadaver> .kr: Korea (South)
[03:50] <Rjx> why would you put tags around every title saying <font color=#000 style="tex
[03:50] <Ifrit> !cc .sk
[03:50] <cadaver> .sk: Slovak Republic
[03:51] <Stereo`> !cc ar
[03:51] <cadaver> ar: Argentina
[03:51] <Stereo`> !cc al
[03:51] <cadaver> al: Albania
[03:51] <Ifrit> Rjx, yeah, that's overkill
[03:52] <Rjx> and a pain for me to remove
[03:53] <Rjx> i'm trying to bugfix the new CSS layout for Syswear, got a message from the guy
[03:53] <Rjx> and i find a sprawling mess of broken HTML, tables, and spacers
[03:53] <Ifrit> notepad and replace?
[03:53] <Rjx> well the syntax is pretty irregular
[03:53] <Ifrit> hmm
[03:53] <Ifrit> k
[03:53] <Rjx> so i'm having to do it by hand
[03:53] <Rjx> almost done
[03:54] <Ifrit> I would redo it from scratch, more or less
[03:54] <Ifrit> btw Rjax, I got the job thing :)
[03:54] <Ifrit> now i can get my IKT-driftsfagoperatørfagbrev
[03:55] <Rjx> ah awesome!
[03:55] <Ifrit> starting after easter
[03:59] * johnst|aw is now known as johnstone
[04:27] <Rjx> i'll break your face
[04:39] <ExZippo> Rjx: Don't make me play you in your own crib
[04:39] <Rjx> *punk
[04:39] <ExZippo> damnit
[04:39] <ExZippo> my memory is failing at an alarming rate
[04:40] <ExZippo> I'm wondering if I should go see a doctor or something
[04:41] <ExZippo> Rjx: Who would you recomend?
[04:41] <Rjx> for what
[04:41] <ExZippo> fixing my brain
[04:41] <finn__> no hope, sorry
[04:42] <Rjx> way back when i was gaining weight from one drug i was taking
[04:42] <Rjx> a doctor tried to sell me an atkins diet book
[04:42] <Rjx> you should go see him
[04:42] <ExZippo> haha
[04:42] <ExZippo> I'll make fun of him
[04:42] <ExZippo> My mother is an aerobics instructor and shit
[04:43] <ExZippo> and laughs at all these died fads
[04:43] <finn__> fuck diets. start moving your ass if you gain weight
[04:43] <ExZippo> because THERE IS NO QUICK SOLUTION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR
[04:43] <ExZippo> finn__: Bingo
[04:43] <finn__> _or_ accept it
[04:44] <ExZippo> No no
[04:44] <ExZippo> No more "Fat and proud" people please
[04:44] <finn__> if they accept it doesn't mean we have to
[04:47] <WhattheGl> Fat people are a clear danger, they will overflow their airline seat and
[04:47] <WhattheGl> We need a preemptive strike on McDonalds.
[04:47] <ExZippo> No I like their mcnuggets
[04:47] <finn__> airline seat <-> anything
[04:48] <ExZippo> and you can't kill KFC or Burgerking wither
[04:48] <ExZippo> either
[04:48] <finn__> whenever I eat at mcdonalds my stomach feels like it's punching me from the
[04:49] <WhattheGl> Have a law saying that fast food places have to have narow doorways.
[04:49] <ExZippo> You're not used to overly processed foods!
[04:49] <finn__> the only "good" thing that came from the US (concerning food) is subway
[04:49] <Rjx> mcdonalds food tastes pretty good
[04:49] <Thuryn> mcd
[04:49] <Thuryn> mcd's does taste good, but i get the same thing as finn afterwards
[04:49] <Thuryn> like a rock in my gut
[04:49] <finn__> I like eating it Rjx, but afterwards I always regret it
[04:49] <ExZippo> Thuryn: It's the amount of processing.
[04:50] <Thuryn> yup. i just don't eat there any more
[04:50] <Thuryn> if at all possible
[04:51] <michael`> DeLay Is Quitting Race and House, Officials Report
[04:51] <WhattheGl> ExZippo, if processing makes things unhealthy then a whole chicken coated
[04:51] <ExZippo> what?
[04:51] <Thuryn> that makes no sense
[04:51] <WhattheGl> Sugar: 100% fat free!
[04:51] <ExZippo> The amount of processing the food goes through is what causes their gut chu
[04:51] <Thuryn> esp since sugar is not bad for you
[04:51] <ExZippo> your fucking nutjob
[04:52] <Thuryn> Sugar: providing your carbs for millions of years!
[04:52] <Thuryn> and on that note...
[04:53] <ExZippo> Lets snort some crack.
[05:09] <ExZippo> This nightmarish version of Poe's "The Pit and the Pendulum", filmed in bea
[05:09] <ExZippo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxgslqJZqag
[05:10] <ExZippo> part two here
[05:10] <ExZippo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxgslqJZqag
[05:11] <ExZippo> ger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjF77tFJJgA&search=Svankmajer%20poe
[05:44] <Rjx> anyone have any idea how i can cheaply project an image onto a wall
[05:45] <finn__> a single image?
[05:45] <Rjx> yeah
[05:45] <finn__> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000D81D6.03._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
[05:46] <Rjx> i mean is there any way to do it ghetto-style with some lamps and mirrors, or w
[05:47] <finn__> of course, all you need is a lense, a strong lamp and a seethrough image
[05:48] <finn__> a shoebox
[05:48] <finn__> basically build yourself your own projector
[05:48] <finn__> it's cheap
[05:50] <jonathan1> i've seen an article by someone who bought an lcd monitor made for projec
[05:50] <finn__> add those seethrough 4 inch lcd monitor and you save yourself about 1000 EUR
[05:50] <jonathan1> the devices are designed to be placed on top of old bulb projectors
[05:50] <jonathan1> but he also had instructions for building the projector itself
[05:50] * jonathan1 is now known as jonathans
[05:50] <finn__> yeah jonathans. it's easy
[05:51] <finn__> and the quality is allright
[05:59] <Tark-Work> nice onjoin
[06:00] <Tark-Work> Truth or dare, huh?
[06:00] <tHM> what?
[06:00] <Tark-Work> there's a truth or dare script running in here
[06:00] <jonathans> paste
[06:00] <ExZippo> What
[06:00] <Tark-Work> already closed it. hang on
[06:01] <Tark-Work> [07:57] <MgcEchtnt> You have entered a room who is currently playin
[06:01] <jonathans> you have entered a world of pain where i am now banning your faggot ass
[06:02] <ExZippo> You may not opt out.
[06:02] <jonathans> haha
[06:02] <Tark-Work> that's like steven seagal killing the guy and then delivering his snappy
[06:02] <ExZippo> jonathans: You see the new marriedtothesea?
[06:03] <ExZippo> My fucking god (lol) could Fox New be more of an ass-kissing christian geor
[06:03] <ExZippo> living? Loving
[06:12] <issuez> dear Iran, ..... i really love your "new" missile shooting boat jet. i reall
[06:13] <tHM> I somehow doubt iran has plans to invade the US, though
[06:14] <tHM> oh, and hi, by the way
[06:15] <mef> issuez, no true patriot ever gets near the front-lines
[06:16] <issuez> i wasnt typing to either of you
[06:16] <issuez> i was typing to Iran
[06:16] <issuez> piss off assholes
[06:16] <wind> :o
[06:16] <ExZippo> hey issuez
[06:16] <wind> hi amy
[06:16] <issuez> hi wind and ExZ
[06:16] <issuez> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
[06:17] <wind> http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/122873773/
[06:17] <wind> !!
[06:19] <issuez> woRd
[06:19] <issuez> pretty snazzy
[06:19] <wind> i know right
[06:19] <wind> http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/122886304/
[06:19] <wind> also that
[06:19] <issuez> i like the sunset one
[06:19] <wind> <3
[06:20] <Ifrit> Mew <3
[06:20] <Ifrit> The newest album rocks
[06:20] <Ifrit> And the Glass Handed Kites
[06:20] <wind> chronicles of narnia comes out today
[06:20] <Ifrit> I've never really liked Narnia
[06:21] <wind> narnia never really liked you
[06:21] <issuez> i never read them
[06:21] <issuez> i was more into educational books
[06:22] <issuez> at the time we were "supposed" to be reading them
[06:22] <Ifrit> When i was younger i liked the encyclopedia and illustrated books on dinosaur
[06:22] <Ifrit> nowadays it's mostly Tolkien, Wells and Lovecraft
[06:22] <issuez> i like graham hancock
[06:22] <Ifrit> And I have to get the WC books
[06:23] <issuez> im a huge lost civilization buff
[06:23] <issuez> since as long as i can remember
[06:23] <Ifrit> I'm a huge Warcraft lore buff
[06:23] <issuez> thats useful
[06:23] <Ifrit> really? how?
[06:24] <issuez> ?
[06:24] <issuez> how is being a huge warcraft lore buff useful?
[06:25] <Zeratulcr> trivia
[06:25] <Ifrit> That's what I asked
[06:25] <Ifrit> [ 15:23:11 ] [ @issuez ] thats useful
[06:25] <issuez> i served you an ice cold bowl of sarcasm
[06:26] <Ifrit> I think you missed
[06:26] <mef> how is it any less useful than being a lost civilization buff
[06:26] <issuez> obviously
[06:26] <Ifrit> I just love mythoses
[06:26] <Ifrit> anywhere and everywhere
[06:26] <issuez> how is you staying in #geekissues useful
[06:26] <issuez> ?
[06:26] <issuez> because i was just wondering
[06:27] <mef> you just served yourself an ice cold bowl of hypocrisy
[06:27] <issuez> better than what you got
[06:27] <Ifrit> Tolkien mythos, Lovecraft mythos, D&D mythos, Warcraft mythos, Diablo mythos,
[06:28] <Ifrit> is all pretty interesting, i think
[06:28] <issuez> also, discoveries of lost civilizations could help to better understand wher
[06:28] <issuez> plus i love history
[06:28] <issuez> dick
[06:28] <Ifrit> me too
[06:28] <wind> i found all these shirts iwant to buy
[06:28] <issuez> not you ifrit, i like you
[06:28] <wind> unfortunately they cost like $50 each
[06:28] <Ifrit> The dark ages are incredibly interesting
[06:29] <Ifrit> and the viking age, the norse sagas
[06:29] <Ifrit> the edda
[06:29] <Ifrit> Snorre Sturlason
[06:29] <issuez> if i could go to any time, id have to say.. and i hope not to pose a GIANT C
[06:30] <Ifrit> heh
[06:30] <wind> it was slaves
[06:30] <Ifrit> They are spaceships!
[06:30] <wind> a bunch of slaves
[06:30] <wind> and steroids
[06:30] <wind> how else do you think they can lift those blocks, it had to be the roids
[06:30] <issuez> actually, all of civilizations pyramids
[06:30] <issuez> mayan, incan, etc
[06:30] <wind> IT'S THE ROIDS!
[06:31] <Ifrit> droids?
[06:31] <Ifrit> issuez, how about maori, aboriginy, samoan
[06:31] <issuez> do you guys think plato was telling the truth about "atlantis"?
[06:31] <finn__> no
[06:32] <issuez> i havent really seen too much on maori or samoan
[06:32] <Ifrit> I've played Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis too much to have an object
[06:32] <finn__> probably misinterpreted some information about another culture
[06:32] <issuez> hahahaha ifrit
[06:32] <issuez> I LOVE THAT GAME
[06:32] <Ifrit> To me it's all true
[06:32] <Ifrit> I've played that game trough at least 25 times
[06:32] <issuez> me too!#$!#@$
[06:32] <Ifrit> HERMOCRATES!
[06:32] <issuez> did you ever play
[06:32] <Ifrit> A friend of Socrates!
[06:32] <issuez> DAY OF THE TENTACLE?
[06:33] <wind> lol
[06:33] <finn__> I want the white bluetooth apple keyboard
[06:33] <Ifrit> I've played it, but haven't gottten far
[06:33] <finn__> it looks neat
[06:33] <issuez> =\
[06:33] <wind> is it an anime rape game?
[06:33] <Ifrit> Monkey islands tho
[06:33] <issuez> those 2 games got me through junior high
[06:33] <issuez> when i got my first computer
[06:33] <finn__> monkey islands rocked (the old ones=
[06:33] <Ifrit> yeah
[06:33] <Ifrit> AND
[06:33] <issuez> well helped "build" my first comp
[06:33] <Ifrit> Another World (Out of This World in the US) and Flashback
[06:34] <Ifrit> <3
[06:34] <issuez> hahaha
[06:34] <Ifrit> Amiga 500 memories
[06:34] <issuez> and then in high school, between basketball, volleyball, soccer and kickboxi
[06:34] <Ifrit> I still remember the alien speak in the beginning of Another World, when you'
[06:34] <Ifrit> cage
[06:34] <Ifrit> O'tønna!, O'tønna, i lufta!
[06:34] <D1> ugh, the agony of early morning exercise.
[06:34] <Ifrit> *CRASH*
[06:34] <issuez> but DAYOFTHETENTACLE AND INDIANA JONES THE SEARCH FOR ATLANTIS were my favs
[06:35] <Ifrit> Mei tu va?
[06:35] <Ifrit> Fate of Atlantis
[06:35] <D1> your child is on fire.
[06:35] <Ifrit> ohnoes
[06:35] <issuez> sorry
[06:35] <issuez> fate
[06:35] <issuez> search for atlantis was on last night on history channel again
[06:36] <Ifrit> hmm, i have gotten a hold of some recordings from something on the superstiti
[06:36] <issuez> i gotta paint fence today
[06:36] <issuez> before i put it up
[06:37] <Ifrit> I have only "Part 1 - Enigma of the Swastika" and "Part 4 - Himmler the Mysti
[06:38] <issuez> i have a lot of books on native american culture too, only because its part
[06:38] <issuez> the "truth" is what i like to call them
[06:38] <issuez> since columbus stole, raped and gave diseases
[06:39] <csqrl> i need to free up my workload
[06:39] <csqrl> pronto
[06:39] <issuez> HELLO THUR PUDDIN'
[06:40] <D1> later ya'll
[06:40] <issuez> i know you COULD free up your workload
[06:40] <lude> issuez: http://lude.net/daltry-office.jpg
[06:40] <lude> doggie at the office with my last night
[06:40] <issuez> but youd have to throw your computer off a building
[06:40] <issuez> haha lude
[06:41] <issuez> how did you sneak him in
[06:41] <wind> in his butt :x
[06:41] <issuez> lude does have a pretty fat ass
[06:41] <lude> we own the office
[06:41] <lude> no sneaking involved
[06:41] <issuez> oh that helps
[06:42] <lude> i can't bring him in during normal business hours
[06:42] <wind> pshh
[06:42] <lude> but that was last night at like 10 pm
[06:42] <lude> i had to do some systems work
[06:42] <issuez> hehe
[06:42] <lude> and he was alone all day
[06:42] <lude> so i brought him with
[06:42] <issuez> he looks proud
[06:44] <Ifrit> Imagine if the new alliance WoW race was the revenants
[06:44] <Ifrit> OOOOOOH
[06:44] <Ifrit> Noone would be blood elf
[07:01] <csqrl> fgfjfjfhjdfhjdfhjdfhkjfdhoijfhjh
[07:01] <csqrl> must start dropping projects immediately
[07:03] <johnstone> o.O
[07:05] <GerbilWrk> nah, just finish them, don't drop them
[07:06] <csqrl> that would work, only that i'd be starting on new stuff next year in that cas
[07:07] <csqrl> when it needs to happen now
[07:07] <GerbilWrk> Well you have a posse now, set them out on some of the other projects
[07:07] <GerbilWrk> or spend a week on redbull binges
[07:07] <csqrl> my posse all are for another project
[07:08] <csqrl> which i must also devote 100% of my time to + manage all development + manage
[07:08] <GerbilWrk> well that does not sound like fun
[07:08] <csqrl> i get the "just give an extra hour today!" and "spend a week of no sleep to r
[07:09] <GerbilWrk> ;[
[07:09] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:09] <csqrl> o well
[07:09] <csqrl> time to see how much i can crank out
[07:21] <wind> many colors in the homo rainbow
[07:22] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/51516_schaivo26yp.jpg haha
[07:22] <wind> i like how the chick is looking at the sign
[07:31] * DigDug__ is now known as DigDug
[07:33] <Serena[T]> does anyone use isight with ichat by any chance?
[07:33] <Rjx> idon't
[07:34] <tHM> iha
[07:35] <metric> ispy with my little eye something begining with s
[07:35] <tHM> shutthefuckup?
[07:37] <Thuryn> smallpenis?
[07:39] <metric> yeah Thuryn i`m looking at pics of you
[07:39] <metric> how did you guess?
[07:39] <Thuryn> you must be looking at pics taken from a long way away then
[07:39] <metric> well its that sort of website
[07:39] <Thuryn> it's the only way you can get my dick into the frame
[07:40] <metric> gary glitters golden memmories.com
[07:40] <Thuryn> no thanks
[07:41] <metric> you dont get commision ?
[07:41] <Thuryn> *a
[07:41] <Thuryn> *commission
[07:41] <Thuryn> no
[07:43] <metric> ok
[07:45] <Ifrit> http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2006/04/04/462779.html
[07:45] <Ifrit> Just look at the pictures
[07:45] <Ifrit> they are funny enough
[07:45] <pinin> soo cold in here
[07:46] <tHM> "...I forordet står det at det er viktig at «dere leser nøye igjennom alle l
[07:46] <tHM> well, duh!
[07:46] <Rjx> blasting out some pixies on the guitar over here
[07:46] <Rjx> now that i finally have a cable
[07:46] <Rjx> to connect my guitar and amp
[07:46] <Ifrit> yeah, they sure stole those books
[07:47] <Ifrit> or, should i say, material
[07:47] <Ifrit> there's a lot of books and people
[07:47] <Ifrit> ok?
[07:48] <tHM> get this "Grepstad vil ikke si noe om hvilken kompensasjon som vil gjøre ham f
[07:48] <tHM> could he possibly be any more løsninger
[07:49] <Ifrit> No, I don't think he could be much more solutions
[07:50] <Ifrit> But the question is, does Grepstad deserve kompensasjon i det hele tatt?
[07:50] <Ifrit> I mean look at him
[07:50] <tHM> stop preteneding you can speak norg
[07:50] <tHM> you're just writing gibberish
[07:50] <Ifrit> http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/46/462/462779/grepstadsak.jpg
[07:51] <Ifrit> Look at him and say he doesn't deserve kompensasjon
[07:51] <Ifrit> I CAN'T
[07:52] <Ifrit> ok, i'm laughing my ass off now
[07:52] <Ifrit> tHM, i AM norg, din stut
[07:52] <Rjx> er du norsk???
[07:52] <tHM> dude, i know
[07:52] <Ifrit> Hva skulle jeg ellers vært, rjaxx
[07:52] <Rjx> jag ar fantastisk
[07:52] <Ifrit> ok
[07:52] <swight> i AM norg, resistance is futile
[07:53] <Ifrit> indeed
[07:53] <csqrl> arg
[07:53] <tHM> did you see that star wreck: in the pirkinning movie?
[07:54] <Ifrit> Not sjure
[07:54] <tHM> i downloaded the english subtitled version
[07:55] <Ifrit> /check yo'self before you /wreck yo'self.
[07:55] <swight> tHM, any good
[07:55] <tHM> but haven't gotten round to seeing it
[08:30] <Rjx> ____ _ _ ____ _ __
[08:30] <Rjx> | _ \| | | | _ \| |/ /
[08:30] <Rjx> | |_) | | | | |_) | ' /
[08:30] <Rjx> | __/| |_| | _ <| . \
[08:30] <Rjx> |_| \___/|_| \_\_|\_\
[08:30] <Rjx>
[08:30] <FlaVouR> you fucked up the spelling of PUNK
[08:30] <Rjx> i was spelling purk
[08:30] <FlaVouR> SUUURE
[08:31] <FlaVouR> WTF is Purk?
[08:31] <live> w2
[08:31] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[08:31] <Rjx> get a brain moran
[08:31] <live> w 60565
[08:31] <cadaver> Weather for Naperville, Illinois (60565) Conditions & - Updated at 10:30 AM
[08:32] <Zeratulcr> looks like pork to me
[08:32] <FlaVouR> yes love
[08:32] <FlaVouR> are they any good?
[08:32] <Rjx> damn, i'm out of hdd space again
[08:32] <FlaVouR> hate that
[08:32] <Rjx> going to delete series 4 of family guy
[08:33] <Rjx> its the one i watch least anyway
[08:42] <Kurin> So the poorest 40 million americans have a /collective/ net worth of $113
[08:43] <Rjx> haha what
[08:43] <Kurin> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-hendra/the-forbes-40000000_b_17192.html
[08:43] <Kurin> In this -- the 24th edition of the Forbes 40,000,000 -- the collective net wo
[08:44] <Kurin> Probably because the /average/ CC debt among americans, whether in debt or no
[08:44] <swight> Weirdly, this happens to be exactly one ten-billionth of the combined net wo
[08:45] <Thuryn> heh. i'm glad MY average CC debt is $0.00
[08:45] <hermes> i dont even have a cc
[08:46] <Kurin> I think right now my cc "debt" is $800 or so
[08:46] <hermes> hahah.. each person is worth $2,825 ?
[08:47] <jeek> hermes: You're completely misreading the article.
[08:47] <hermes> ended up doing a 7-year jail term in Huntsville Tex. for passing a bum $31 c
[08:47] <hermes> 7years for 1 bad 31$ check?
[08:47] <Rjx> how do you calculate net worth
[08:47] <jeek> 3 strikes and you're out, foo
[08:47] <jeek> Also, the article is a joke.
[08:48] <Kurin> assets + liabilities
[08:48] <FlaVouR> 3 strikes?
[08:48] <jeek> Yeah.
[08:48] <jeek> 3 strikes is a set of American laws..
[08:48] <FlaVouR> you go to jail for some petty shit if you've had 2 priors?
[08:48] <jeek> Basically, when you get arrested for the third time, you're fucked.
[08:48] * jeek nods.
[08:48] <FlaVouR> regardless of what its for?
[08:48] <jeek> I'm pretty sure they have it in Cali
[08:48] <jeek> Dunno where else it is
[08:48] <jeek> It's part of the Zero Intelligence initiative
[08:48] <jeek> Err
[08:48] <jeek> Zero Tolerance
[08:48] <FlaVouR> thats pretty stupid
[08:49] <jeek> Yeah. :)
[08:49] <jeek> They take sentencing away from the judges.
[08:49] <Thuryn> zero tolerance is the antithesis of justice
[08:49] <FlaVouR> its like .. JESUS H CHRIST BOY!! THATS THE 3RD TIME I CAUGHT YOU JAY WALKI
[08:49] <Kurin> Well giving slaps on the wrist for the 18th time some dude's been convicted f
[08:49] <Rjx> yeah i'm pretty sure when i end up living in the US
[08:49] <Rjx> i'm never going to live outside massachusetts
[08:50] <hermes> rjx: i did 113,000,000,000 / 40,000,000 = avg 2825$
[08:50] <FlaVouR> Kurin the punishment should fit the crime
[08:50] <Rjx> well i mean how could i work out my own net worth
[08:50] <Thuryn> FlaVouR, agreed. period.
[08:50] <Kurin> Yeah, but what if the punnishment is clearly not working?
[08:50] <Rjx> execute them
[08:50] <swight> My net worth is probably -$2000 or something
[08:50] <FlaVouR> Kurin overkill is probably WORSE then undersentancing
[08:50] <jeek> WE GOT A SERIAL JAYWALKER ON 3RD AND MAIN
[08:50] <Kurin> Well take all your assets, and then subtract all your liabilities
[08:50] <Thuryn> Kurin, the punishment should still fit the crime
[08:50] <hermes> look.. if a guy stole a car, then caught with some weed, then stole a bag..
[08:51] <jeek> CALL OUT THE SWAT TEAM AND THE RIOT SQUAD
[08:51] <Kurin> Well the drug laws are shit for a different reason
[08:51] <hermes> ppl do less for murder!
[08:51] <csqrl> my net worth is alright for a 22 year old
[08:51] <csqrl> tips: never get a cc and don't buy anything, ever
[08:51] <Rjx> if we folded syswear right now
[08:51] <Rjx> given i don't have any debts
[08:51] <hermes> csqrl: whats your networth?
[08:51] <jeek> My net worth is "a mouthful of warm goo"
[08:51] <Kurin> You don't have to fold syswear
[08:51] <Rjx> i'd be doing pretty well
[08:51] <csqrl> 10000000000000000000000000000000$
[08:51] <Kurin> It's still an asset
[08:51] * FlaVouR looks at his tuntables anfd his car and his laptop .. hmmm I estimate my net wort
[08:51] <Rjx> yeah it is
[08:51] <Kurin> syswear, plus all the stuff you own
[08:52] <Kurin> plus the cash you have on hand
[08:52] <Rjx> nod
[08:52] <Kurin> plus stock, bonds, etc
[08:52] <hermes> FlaVouR: pls pm me your address.
[08:52] <Kurin> This is why it's a good idea to buy a house, instead of rent an apartment
[08:52] * hermes robs your house
[08:52] <Kurin> Since a house is an asset, and an apartment is a black hole for money
[08:53] <csqrl> renting sucks
[08:53] <csqrl> i'd rather lease and have the option to rent it out and live in a teepee
[08:53] <Rjx> can you be considered a millionaire if your net worth is over a million
[08:53] <hermes> <FlaVouR> erm?
[08:53] <hermes> <FlaVouR> oh
[08:53] <hermes> <FlaVouR> right
[08:53] <Kurin> Yeah
[08:53] <hermes> haha
[08:53] <Kurin> paper millionaire I think is the term
[08:53] <csqrl> werd
[08:53] <Rjx> yeah
[08:54] <Rjx> i've been busting my ass off
[08:54] <Rjx> to get there by 21
[08:54] <csqrl> WON'T HAPPEN
[08:54] <hermes> what you upto?
[08:55] <hermes> $52.64?
[08:55] <csqrl> i tried pretty hard for 21
[08:55] <Rjx> given profit margins and crap
[08:55] <Rjx> i calculated with the syswear partnership that the site would have to consisten
[08:55] <Rjx> to hit paper millionaire
[08:55] <Rjx> easily hitting that around christmas
[08:55] <Rjx> just need to boost that around the rest of the year
[08:56] <Rjx> but i may not make it by 21
[08:56] <Kurin> How many shirts does it sell
[08:56] <Rjx> one million per second
[08:56] <Kurin> If you did sell that much, you could try to sell it to ThinkGeek
[08:57] <Rjx> well the idea is that once it gets to that point
[08:57] <Kurin> Who have apparently branched out into the LED faucet merket
[08:57] <Rjx> we'll hire someone to maintain it
[08:57] <Rjx> and work on other projects
[08:57] <Kurin> since I last visited there
[08:57] <Rjx> keep that as a cash cow
[08:57] <hydro-> nothing like waking up and being sick right when spring starts
[08:58] <FlaVouR> hydro- seasonal flu
[08:58] <FlaVouR> is shit
[08:58] <hydro-> apparantly this library is a polling place
[08:58] <hydro-> and some old woman asked me
[08:58] <hydro-> WHILE i was smoking, mind you
[08:58] <hydro-> if i would sign an anti-smoking petition
[08:58] <jeek> "you down with OPP?" -old lady
[08:58] <Kurin> Did you blow smoke in her face?
[08:58] <hydro-> i told her i lived like 2 hrs south of here
[08:58] <FlaVouR> stub the smoke out in her hair
[08:58] <hydro-> and she's like "oh, that wouldn't be any help, then"
[08:58] <Rjx> you liar
[08:59] <hydro-> i swear\
[08:59] <Rjx> you don't live anywhere
[08:59] <hydro-> well, duh
[08:59] <hydro-> of course i lied about that
[08:59] <hydro-> i'm not signing her bs petition
[08:59] <Rjx> well it wouldn't really help you if you were homeless either
[08:59] <hydro-> the only petition i signed was one to get a stem-cell research bill on the b
[08:59] <hydro-> in november
[08:59] <Kurin> QUITTIN TIME
[08:59] <Rjx> pro or anti
[08:59] <hydro-> pro
[08:59] <Rjx> good
[08:59] <Rjx> i don't have to smack you in the mouth
[09:00] <hydro-> oh come on
[09:00] <hydro-> have a little faith in me
[09:00] <Rjx> i would've been surprised if it had been anti really
[09:00] <hydro-> i'm not a zombie
[09:00] <hydro-> i would've smacked myself in the mouth had i signed an anti stem-cell petiti
[09:01] <hydro-> w 63123
[09:01] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63123) Conditions & - Updated at 11:01 A
[09:01] <hydro-> my throat is killing me
[09:02] <Thuryn> .w 65201
[09:02] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.2°W, 271M); Last Updated: 10:54 AM CDT; Dew Point: 2
[09:02] <hermes> .w nicosia
[09:02] <Tubbee> I could not find 'nicosia'.
[09:02] <johnstone> .w 77040
[09:02] <Tubbee> Houston, TX (29.9°N/95.6°W, 35M); Last Updated: 11:02 AM CDT; Dew Point: 61°
[09:03] <hydro-> for some reason
[09:03] <hydro-> when i try to use the cgi irc client at efnet.info
[09:03] <hydro-> it tells me i'm blacklisted for spamming
[09:03] <hydro-> but i can use the jpilot.com applet just fine
[09:03] <jeek> evil spammer :/
[09:03] <Rjx> does the irc server tell you that
[09:03] <Rjx> or the script
[09:03] <hermes> goddamit, stop spamming!
[09:03] <hydro-> it doesn't matter which server i use
[09:04] <hydro-> so i'm assuming the script
[09:05] <hydro-> have you ever read any Don DeLillo, rjx
[09:06] <Rjx> the name rings a bell
[09:06] <hydro-> well
[09:06] <FlaVouR> Rjx purk - not bad
[09:06] <hydro-> he's awesome
[09:07] <hydro-> url don delillo white noise
[09:07] <cadaver> - "don delillo white noise": http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/
[09:07] <Rjx> i'm going to have to pick up one or two of his books
[09:08] <hydro-> i'd definitely reccomend white noise
[09:08] <hydro-> and no, it has no ties to the horrible michael keaton movie
[09:08] <Rjx> i was going to ask
[09:08] <hydro-> it's one of penguin books' best novels of the 20th century
[09:08] <hydro-> right along with the grapes of wrath, one floo over the cuckoo's nest, etc
[09:08] <Rjx> i should be able to pick it up pretty cheap then
[09:09] <hydro-> eh
[09:09] <hydro-> i got it for $15
[09:09] <hydro-> you might find it used for cheap, though
[09:09] <Rjx> might check my local library
[09:09] <Rjx> i found HST and Bill Hicks books stuffed into the end of the "Classic Literatur
[09:10] <Rjx> right next to shakespeare
[09:10] <Rjx> i'm glad someone is looking out for them
[09:10] <FlaVouR> Bill hicks? what books did he write?
[09:10] <hydro-> lol
[09:10] <hydro-> this library i'm at now
[09:10] <Rjx> there's a book called "Love all the People"
[09:10] <hydro-> has a poor selection
[09:10] <FlaVouR> hmm
[09:10] <Rjx> a compilation of all his material
[09:10] <hydro-> all very old books
[09:10] <Rjx> and letters/interviews
[09:10] <FlaVouR> ok
[09:10] <FlaVouR> *ATC*
[09:10] <Rjx> atc?
[09:10] <FlaVouR> Add To Cart
[09:11] <hydro-> that's a new one
[09:11] <hydro-> to me
[09:11] <hydro-> here we are at the forefront of pop culture
[09:11] <FlaVouR> I'm on a mailing list called Munt its used quite often as in HEY LOOK AT
[09:12] <Rjx> if that becomes widespread
[09:12] <hydro-> sounds annoying
[09:12] <Rjx> i'm coming for you
[09:12] <Rjx> to punch your face
[09:12] <swight> hahaah commentary on the new South Dakota abortion law
[09:12] <swight> http://www.operationsaveamerica.org/articles/articles/south-dakota-abortion-
[09:12] <FlaVouR> thanks
[09:12] <FlaVouR> I like to contribute to the world
[09:12] <FlaVouR> in a meaningful manner
[09:14] <jmx> http://www.physorg.com/news63367761.html
[09:14] <jmx> don't think this guy knows much about ice
[09:15] <jeek> I don't think YOUR MOTHER knows much about ice!
[09:15] <jeek> ooo zing!
[09:17] <jmx> but your mother is an expert on whoring
[09:17] <issuez> goddamn it
[09:18] <issuez> i fucking hate qwest
[09:18] <issuez> get my goddamned aslkfdjaslkdjf speed right
[09:18] <dougmoney> STFU
[09:19] <FlaVouR> that was not the smartest thing he could have done
[09:19] <sili> yeah
[09:19] <sili> that's like walking up to a suicide bomber
[09:19] <sili> and asking what the button does
[09:19] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:19] <sili> "ok, I can only show you this once"
[09:20] <hydro-> ok
[09:20] <hydro-> i'm leaving to go get some pussy
[09:20] <hydro-> peace
[09:20] <FlaVouR> sili I heard thaat befor e.. robin williams? - suicide bomber school
[09:20] <swight> he means chinese food
[09:20] <FlaVouR> thats dog surely
[09:23] <issuez> dog = korean
[09:23] <issuez> cat = chinese
[09:23] <FlaVouR> *stands corrected*
[09:23] <swight> THANK YOU, someone who finally understands
[09:24] <FlaVouR> altho I know from personal experience they eat dong ALOT in Taipei city
[09:24] <FlaVouR> dong
[09:24] <FlaVouR> :P
[09:24] <FlaVouR> dog
[09:24] <issuez> weird = japanese
[09:25] <issuez> w2
[09:26] <FlaVouR> swight get on a plane .. stop off wherever issuez lives pick her up and com
[09:26] <issuez> pardon
[09:26] <FlaVouR> come spend a month in africa
[09:26] <`St0ner> anyone have Cypress Hill - The Instrumental Album?
[09:27] <dekkon> w2
[09:27] <sili> .w 46032
[09:27] <Tubbee> Carmel, IN (40.0°N/86.2°W, 269M); Last Updated: 12:15 PM EDT; Dew Point: 32°
[09:27] <issuez> i would like to spend some time in africa some day
[09:27] <issuez> .w 80538
[09:27] <Tubbee> Loveland, CO (40.4°N/105.1°W, 1529M); Last Updated: 10:15 AM MDT; Dew Point:
[09:27] <FlaVouR> well when you do you have a couch to crash on
[09:27] <issuez> thanks for showing me the way, o b sil i
[09:28] <jeek> issuez :D
[09:29] <issuez> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhola
[09:29] <Rjx> hola
[09:29] <FlaVouR> dear lover - give me one last painful kiss
[09:29] <jeek> Deer Lover - My Love Got Hit By a Pickup
[09:29] <FlaVouR> hah
[09:30] <FlaVouR> don't knock road kill stew
[09:30] <jeek> Welcome to the Roadkill Cafe
[09:30] <jeek> YOU KILL IT, WE GRILL IT
[09:30] <jmx> roadkill is good, tender meat
[09:31] <GerbilWrk> well it often too tender
[09:31] <FlaVouR> in the UK if you hit a deer you cant pick it up .. but the next bloke along
[09:31] <jeek> so you just have to be the next bloke along the road
[09:31] <jmx> dont want to encourage running them down on purpose
[09:31] <GerbilWrk> sounds like it's time for a caravan!
[09:32] <jmx> The music industry has launched a fresh legal assault on people accused of ille
[09:32] <jmx> The International Federation of the Phonographic Industry (IFPI) is taking lega
[09:32] <FlaVouR> jeek git me some boys and 2 pickup trucks and off we go
[09:33] <FlaVouR> GerbilWrk and thats a trailer
[09:35] <kiwitoast> can anyone recommend free forum software except PHPBB?
[09:35] <FlaVouR> www.sf.net
[09:35] <jmx> phpbb sucks the least of the freebies
[09:35] <FlaVouR> there are a SHEDLOAD there
[09:35] <csqrl> fucking females
[09:36] <csqrl> go away from aim
[09:36] <swight> y'know, in Canada, that 01-02-03-04-05-06 thing won't happen for about anoth
[09:36] <jmx> since when?
[09:36] <FlaVouR> dd/mm/yy is correct
[09:36] <jmx> ive always done mm/dd/yy
[09:36] <Kenn> depends on the province
[09:36] <swight> does not
[09:36] <Kenn> french speaking: dd-mm-yy
[09:36] <FlaVouR> thats got to be confusing as all hell
[09:36] <Kenn> no?
[09:36] <WhattheGl> yy/mm/dd-hh:mm:ss.ss would be more logical.
[09:37] <FlaVouR> do yo say the 8th of April or April 8th?
[09:37] <swight> WhattheGl, agreed
[09:37] <WhattheGl> I say 4th of April year.
[09:38] <FlaVouR> ok
[09:38] <jmx> april 8
[09:38] <FlaVouR> so 04/04/2006
[09:38] <swight> um, anyone have the link for that animation where the little man pounds the
[09:38] <WhattheGl> april 2007
[09:38] <FlaVouR> DD MM YY
[09:38] <Kenn> haha swight
[09:38] <WhattheGl> swight, if nobody has a link I'll send you a copy.
[09:38] <swight> k
[09:39] <swight> send it :)
[09:39] <sili> 12:38:59 -0500 GMT Tuesday 04/04/06
[09:39] <Kenn> putfile!
[09:39] <Kenn> whores
[09:39] <Kenn> i wanna see it
[09:39] <swight> I'll post it when I get it
[09:39] <jmx> lol
[09:39] <jmx> did have a link, but i cant find it anymore
[09:39] <swight> hahah hard to argue about the dd-mm mm-dd thing today :)
[09:40] <FlaVouR> yeah
[09:40] <FlaVouR> lets postpone this until tomorrow
[09:40] <Kenn> haha
[09:40] <Kenn> no you idiots, today is 04-04-2006
[09:41] <Kenn> what do you think about that
[09:41] <WhattheGl> So it's 4/4/2006 and not 4/4/2006?
[09:41] <Kenn> correct
[09:42] <Kenn> glad someone is on my side
[09:42] <jmx> lol
[09:42] <jmx> fuck you its not 4/4/2006
[09:43] <jmx> its 4/4/2006
[09:43] <FlaVouR> ODBCdate(4/4/2006)
[09:43] <FlaVouR> check that
[09:43] <hermes> its neither
[09:43] <hermes> its 04/04/06
[09:44] <FlaVouR> thats not Y2k compliant
[09:44] <FlaVouR> or Y3k
[09:44] <hermes> neither am i
[09:44] <FlaVouR> :P
[09:44] <FlaVouR> then you are obsolite
[09:44] <hermes> As is your spelling.
[09:44] <FlaVouR> quite
[09:44] <FlaVouR> I have an excuse
[09:44] <jmx> its the new spelling, he's ahead of the times
[09:45] <hermes> What's your excuse?
[09:45] <FlaVouR> I am a poor african who never got an education
[09:45] <hermes> Your white and in south africa.
[09:45] <hermes> trust me, we all know you aint no poor "african"!
[09:45] <FlaVouR> I am an african
[09:45] <FlaVouR> none the less
[09:45] <FlaVouR> born here and raised here
[09:46] <hermes> Afrikaan's mayyyyybe
[09:46] <FlaVouR> no
[09:46] <FlaVouR> I am not afrikaans at all
[09:46] <hermes> if i was born and raised in Israel, i would never be a jew! :/
[09:46] <jmx> <hermes> Your white and in south africa. -- you're
[09:46] <FlaVouR> hermes no .. not a jew -- an isreali
[09:46] <hermes> <+jmx> its the new spelling, he's ahead of the times -- it's
[09:46] <FlaVouR> there are Etheopian jews too .. just because you were born in isreal doesn'
[09:47] <hermes> you know jews make good soap!
[09:47] <hermes> www.unilever.il
[09:47] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:47] <jmx> commas are redundant, if you put youre that would work too
[09:48] <FlaVouR> right I am off to kill something for dinner
[09:48] <hermes> a darky?
[09:48] <swight-re> WhattheGl, send it on overrrr
[09:48] <FlaVouR> you know .. because I happen to be a white south african does not make me a
[09:49] <Rjx> url imdb dancing darkies
[09:49] <cadaver> - "imdb dancing darkies": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0000060/
[09:49] <hermes> im not israeli though.
[09:49] <FlaVouR> you were born there
[09:49] <FlaVouR> oh
[09:49] <FlaVouR> wait
[09:49] <FlaVouR> retract
[09:49] <Badtzmaru> 's all good, you are all white devils anyway.
[09:49] <FlaVouR> I am a racist shithead
[09:49] <Rjx> weren't you raised in england FlaVouR
[09:49] <hermes> at least you admit it!
[09:50] <WhattheGl> swigh, I'll send it again.
[09:50] <FlaVouR> Rjx nope I lived there for 5 years
[09:50] <FlaVouR> 1998 - 2003
[09:50] <swight-re> k
[09:50] <Rjx> ah
[09:50] <FlaVouR> Badtzmaru :)
[09:50] <FlaVouR> I got more work done BTW Badtzmaru
[09:51] <swight-re> WhattheGl, one more time :)
[09:51] <FlaVouR> ears stretched and some more tribal on my back
[09:51] <jmx> The DVD release of King Kong has taken $100m (£57.4m) in its first week in the
[09:51] <Badtzmaru> nice
[09:51] <jmx> but remember children, d/ling is destroying the industry
[09:51] <Ifrit> my imdb contributions list is beginning to get long
[09:52] <Kenn> You're*
[09:52] <Ifrit> Dunn, Ryan (II)
[09:52] <Ifrit> Trivia - 4 items corrected, 7 items deleted
[09:52] <FlaVouR> http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour/99589021/
[09:52] <FlaVouR> http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour/tags/tattoos/
[09:52] <Ifrit> a lot of crap there that needs rephrasing, correcting, deleting, merging
[09:52] <FlaVouR> right
[09:52] <FlaVouR> out
[09:52] <Badtzmaru> I keep contemplating doing the ears a bit bigger
[09:52] <Ifrit> I have tried earlier, but all of it didn't get changed. This time I provided
[09:52] <FlaVouR> yeah mine are 6 MM right now
[09:53] <FlaVouR> will probably end up at 10
[09:53] <Rjx> when you're talking about ear stretching
[09:53] <hermes> jmx: some movie studios announced today their gonna sell movies via d/l... c
[09:53] <Rjx> is it the lobe area?
[09:53] <FlaVouR> yes
[09:53] <hermes> which idiots will buy them?
[09:53] <Rjx> i wonder if i could do that even if i wanted to
[09:53] <FlaVouR> Rjx check 1st pic
[09:53] <Rjx> i have no earlobes
[09:53] <Badtzmaru> FlaVouR: Im about to smack that imogen chick down
[09:53] <Rjx> aight
[09:53] <FlaVouR> Imogen?
[09:53] <FlaVouR> oh
[09:53] <FlaVouR> lol
[09:53] <FlaVouR> she's my aunt :D
[09:53] <swight-re> Kenn: http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/love_your_job.gif
[09:54] <jmx> just as much hermes?
[09:54] <jmx> i heard more than
[09:54] <Rjx> ear stretching looks good on very few people
[09:54] <Badtzmaru> well Im still going after her for the mutilate comment =)
[09:54] <FlaVouR> yeah do it :
[09:54] <swight-re> Did wonders for Quark
[09:54] <hermes> jmx: who's gonna buy them?
[09:54] <jmx> very few? it looks good on anyone?
[09:54] <Badtzmaru> I *hate* people who say that
[09:54] <jmx> idiots
[09:54] <jmx> i won't
[09:54] <Rjx> haha
[09:55] <Badtzmaru> jmx: there are lots of people it looks good on.
[09:55] <jmx> plus it'll be drmed to fucking hell so you can't watch it on your tv even
[09:55] <Rjx> you have to have a pretty narrow mind not to even be able to concieve why someo
[09:55] <Rjx> i just avoid those kinds of people like the plague
[09:55] <FlaVouR> Rjx I think some ppl overdo it .. they stretch out too big for their facial
[09:55] <Badtzmaru> FlaVouR: do they pierce girls ears there when thy are born?
[09:55] <jmx> i'm sure they have reasons for it, i just think the reasons are usually stupid
[09:56] <FlaVouR> Badtzmaru not as a matter of course no .. but you can get it done and some
[09:56] <Badtzmaru> k.
[09:56] <swight-re> as long as you realize its your subjective opinion and not the law, then
[09:56] <FlaVouR> anyway
[09:56] <FlaVouR> food
[09:57] <swight-re> methinks someone got flustered :)
[09:57] <Rjx> i always get people asking the "why would you do that to yourself question" whe
[09:57] <sxh> ear stretching is kind of a fucked up choice to make
[09:57] <sxh> since your ear will pretty much always be stretched once you stretch it
[09:57] <Workdug> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.games.video.3do/browse_thread/thread/6ff
[09:57] <Badtzmaru> sxh: not really. you have to go pretty damn big for it to not close if y
[09:57] <sxh> it's one of the many one-way choices available to you
[09:58] <Workdug> http://www.waxy.org/archive/2006/02/28/penn_tel.shtml
[09:58] <Badtzmaru> my ear went from 00 to 8 in about 2 weks at one point
[09:58] <sxh> i'm talking about the ppl wearing big plugs
[09:58] <jmx> so Rjx why would you want to do that to yourself?
[09:59] <sxh> i don't think 00 is really stretching
[09:59] <Badtzmaru> even big plugs. (though that will take longer or need surgery)
[09:59] <Badtzmaru> heh
[09:59] <Badtzmaru> lemme put a 00 in your ear, tell me its not =)
[09:59] <sxh> it probably took a while to get the 00 in there
[09:59] <sxh> but it's not extreme
[09:59] <sxh> lots of people have 00s
[09:59] <Badtzmaru> it was 10 years ago
[09:59] <Badtzmaru> =/
[09:59] <issuez> is aim being a whore for anyone else
[10:00] <Badtzmaru> <-- no longer extreme
[10:00] <issuez> ?
[10:00] <Workdug> yes amy
[10:00] <Badtzmaru> issuez: seems to be pretty broke, yeah
[10:00] <sxh> i would put a 00 in my ear
[10:00] <Workdug> a dirty dirty whore
[10:00] <issuez> badtz, i still think youre EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
[10:00] <sxh> a glass plug
[10:00] <Rjx> i went into a 'GAME' store today
[10:00] <issuez> (you have to yell EXTREME)
[10:00] <Rjx> it seemed like everyone was at least 5-6 years younger than me
[10:00] <Rjx> and i didn't recognise any of the games
[10:00] <Rjx> i swore i'd never let that happen
[10:01] <Workdug> you're getting old
[10:01] <Workdug> soon you'll be as old as amy
[10:01] <issuez> =\
[10:01] <sxh> http://www.navel-rings.net/plugs-earlets00-glass.html
[10:01] <sili> or me
[10:01] <Rjx> well when i am
[10:01] <issuez> imma be 27 in sept
[10:01] <sili> :(
[10:01] <sxh> check out those dichroic glass plugs
[10:01] <Rjx> she'll be 6 years older
[10:01] <Rjx> and then i'll have another 6 years
[10:01] <Rjx> to catch up
[10:01] <Rjx> and so forth
[10:01] <issuez> 27
[10:01] <sili> I'll be 30 in august :(
[10:01] <issuez> haha
[10:01] <issuez> youre older than me
[10:01] <Workdug> damn amy, should we set up a collection for adult diapers?
[10:02] <issuez> SHUT THE FUCK UP
[10:02] <issuez> EVERYONE KNOWS
[10:02] <Rjx> that depends
[10:02] <Workdug> silicon will be 30 years young
[10:02] <issuez> THE HIPS AND BACK
[10:02] <Rjx> ;x
[10:02] <issuez> ARE THE FIRST THINGS TO GO
[10:02] <issuez> GET ME A
[10:02] <Workdug> cane
[10:02] <issuez> CRAFT MATTIC ADJUSTABLE BED II
[10:02] <sxh> haha rjx
[10:02] <issuez> YES, THEY HAVE A II
[10:02] <sxh> i feel like an old man going into a video game store nowadays
[10:02] <sili> so pretty much anyone who got the I model
[10:02] <sxh> i ask the ppl at the counter for OG games
[10:02] <sili> got screwed
[10:02] <sili> ?
[10:02] <issuez> yep
[10:02] <issuez> i want model II
[10:02] <Rjx> when amy gets to 70 they'll find twinkies fossilised by heat and pressure in he
[10:02] <sxh> and they look at me like i'm retarded
[10:03] <issuez> hahahah
[10:03] <issuez> lolololol
[10:03] <Rjx> well i saw black & white 2 on the shelves
[10:03] <Rjx> and i never read the reviews for it
[10:03] <Workdug> mmm petrified twinkies
[10:03] <Rjx> i had enough money on me to buy it
[10:03] <issuez> snow, thats not why they look at you
[10:03] <Rjx> so i was going to ask one of the people working there "is this game any good?"
[10:03] <Rjx> then i realised what i was doing
[10:03] <sxh> it's not for the anal sex
[10:03] <Rjx> and fled
[10:03] <issuez> they look at you because you are a strapping young man
[10:03] <Workdug> flavour, i added you to my flickr contacts
[10:03] <Rjx> he's gone
[10:03] <issuez> and would like to have a "chat" with you
[10:03] <Workdug> yeah i know
[10:03] <issuez> =P
[10:03] <Workdug> i was typing that for amy
[10:04] <Workdug> !digdug
[10:04] <cadaver> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[10:04] <issuez> why do i care again?
[10:04] <Workdug> because you want to add him too
[10:04] <Rjx> !rjx
[10:04] <cadaver> ^o^ batman likes to tongue guys. :P~d:
[10:04] <sili> you don't
[10:04] <issuez> ive had him added for months
[10:04] <issuez> get with the times grandpa
[10:04] <Workdug> die.
[10:04] <issuez> lola
[10:04] <issuez> lolz
[10:04] <Rjx> you're so web 1.0 pen
[10:04] <Rjx> sooooooooooooooooooo web 1.0
[10:04] <issuez> jeezuh.
[10:04] <sili> I got aol 10.0
[10:05] <sili> is that better then web 1.0?
[10:05] <issuez> haha that made me el oh el
[10:05] <issuez> the whole lot of it.
[10:05] <issuez> WHATS ALL THIS THEN?
[10:05] <issuez> sorry
[10:05] <issuez> british moment
[10:05] <sili> hello there
[10:05] <sili> what's all this
[10:06] <issuez> then
[10:06] <issuez> never forget the then
[10:06] <sili> see, the bowler throws the ball at the wikket
[10:06] <issuez> what kind of freak are you
[10:06] <Rjx> wicket
[10:06] <issuez> YEA
[10:06] <issuez> STUPID
[10:06] <sili> :[
[10:07] <sili> SOMEONE I IRC CALLED ME STUPID
[10:07] * sili hangs himself
[10:07] <issuez> craphead
[10:07] <sili> I moved this weekend
[10:07] <sili> it sucked
[10:07] <sili> but now I have a nice new place
[10:07] <sili> with a working dishwasher
[10:07] <issuez> nice
[10:08] <sili> yes, It cleaned the dishes!
[10:08] <sili> no gunk all over them
[10:08] <sili> it was all very exciting
[10:08] <sili> and I am stealing wireless from a random neighbor
[10:08] <sili> <3
[10:10] <Kenn> nice, don't pay until you have to
[10:10] <sili> I smoke outside on the balcony
[10:10] <sili> and the neighbors dog barks everytime I go outside
[10:10] <Kenn> piss on them
[10:10] <sili> she came over and asked me not smoke on my balcony
[10:10] <Kenn> hahaha
[10:10] <sili> cause it makes her dog bark
[10:10] <Kenn> fuck you bitch
[10:11] <sili> 'your dog, not mine'
[10:11] <sili> 'this is my balcony, I'll smoke out here if I want to'
[10:11] <Kenn> I was just about to come over and ask you to shut your dog up while i'm on my
[10:11] <sili> I am pretty much told her to fuck off
[10:11] <sili> without saying it
[10:11] <swight-re> Kenn, didja watch it?
[10:11] <Kenn> good, i think that's the general concensus
[10:11] <Kenn> oh, no
[10:11] <Kenn> where's the url
[10:11] <swight-re> http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/love_your_job.gif
[10:11] <Kenn> thanks
[10:12] * swight-re is now known as swight
[10:12] <Kenn> hahaha
[10:12] <Kenn> thanks
[10:12] <Kenn> i feel better
[10:12] <Kenn> that's almost as good as
[10:12] <Kenn> http://www.whackyourboss.com
[10:13] * Olin is now known as olin
[10:14] <Workdug> i'm not going to click that
[10:14] * Zom clicks it
[10:14] <olin> :1
[10:16] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[10:18] <issuez> ex found me
[10:18] <issuez> again
[10:19] <issuez> he needs his knees broken, i think im just gonna let the bastard do it final
[10:19] <sili> your married
[10:19] <sili> he should get the clue
[10:19] <issuez> yea
[10:19] <GerbilWrk> I'm married and ex's still find me
[10:19] <issuez> youd think so
[10:19] <issuez> its been a year and a half between this time though
[10:19] <issuez> either im getting better
[10:19] <Rjx> GerbilWrk: seeking child support?
[10:19] <jmx> he doesn't understand the meaning of ex?
[10:19] <issuez> or he just wont give up
[10:20] <GerbilWrk> only half the time
[10:20] <issuez> dude you know how it ended too?
[10:20] <issuez> my dad beating the shit out of him
[10:20] <issuez> and me yelling
[10:20] <issuez> ITS FUCKING OVER
[10:20] <issuez> OVER
[10:20] <issuez> OVER
[10:20] <issuez> OVER
[10:20] <issuez> that was the 5th time i broke up with him
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> h0h0
[10:20] <GerbilWrk> see, that's the problem
[10:20] * Badtzmaru drops hammer on flavours aunt
[10:20] <GerbilWrk> it wasn't clear enough for him
[10:20] <sili> nothing says 'I love you' like a restraining order
[10:21] <issuez> i didnt even take him back after the first 4 times
[10:21] <issuez> hes like
[10:21] <issuez> mental
[10:21] <Rjx> my exs probably still think i'm batshit crazy
[10:21] <issuez> and its
[10:21] <issuez> annoying
[10:21] <Rjx> rather than the calm crazy i am now
[10:21] <GerbilWrk> you are
[10:21] <GerbilWrk> Rjx, wanna code that site for me?
[10:21] <jmx> good way to keep them out of your hair Rjx
[10:21] <GerbilWrk> i've turned abit ADD lately
[10:21] <Rjx> well it has gotten to the point where i can pass myself off as being eccentric
[10:22] <Rjx> i'd like to but i'm under a pretty heavy workload from syswear and one of my ow
[10:22] <Rjx> it depends how much needs doing
[10:22] <GerbilWrk> just about all the coding :)
[10:23] <Rjx> i'll have to think it over, do you have a spec/plan for the site so i can check
[10:23] <jmx> Doctors from London University have revealed details of what they believe is th
[10:24] <zeussi> today
[10:24] <Rjx> i still need to give josh an answer on one project
[10:24] <zeussi> is def. suicide tuesday.
[10:24] <GerbilWrk> I have a database
[10:24] <Rjx> haha i saw that jmx
[10:24] <Rjx> he was taking like 25 pills a day
[10:24] <zeussi> FUCKING MONKEY FUCKERS
[10:24] * zeussi is now known as issuez
[10:24] <issuez> FIX MY SPEED
[10:24] <issuez> 1.5 IS UNACCEPTABLE
[10:24] <jmx> who was financing that habit?
[10:24] <issuez> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:24] <jmx> couldnt imagine him being all that functional
[10:25] <Rjx> no clue, but ecstacy was plentiful in london in the mid-early 90s
[10:25] <Rjx> so it pushed the market price down
[10:25] <Rjx> everyone in the club scene was heavily into it
[10:25] <Rjx> i still can't imagine how he could afford that much
[10:25] <Rjx> and i'd expect him to have sustained far more brain damage than he did
[10:26] <issuez> thats why people whore themselves out
[10:26] <jmx> lol
[10:26] <Rjx> females can do that
[10:26] <Rjx> its harder if you're a man
[10:26] <jmx> especially if you are paranoid, delusional with extreme memory problems
[10:26] <issuez> only if yo uhave a small dick
[10:27] <issuez> ron jeremy did it
[10:27] <issuez> god
[10:27] <issuez> that man
[10:27] <issuez> cant be a man
[10:27] <issuez> he has to be an ape
[10:27] <Rjx> well it isn't hard for a woman to pick up a man for free
[10:27] <issuez> he is the ugliest mofo
[10:27] <Rjx> there's a subgroup so horrifying that they cannot
[10:27] <sxh> man
[10:27] <issuez> makes me gag to look at
[10:27] <Rjx> and that's your client base
[10:27] <Rjx> also issuez
[10:27] <sxh> 40k x pills
[10:27] <Rjx> at the beginning of his career
[10:27] <issuez> HE WAS UGLY
[10:27] <Rjx> he was a pretty handsome dude
[10:27] <issuez> NO
[10:27] <issuez> HE WASNT
[10:27] <sxh> that's a lot of pills
[10:27] <Rjx> somewhere along the line
[10:27] <Rjx> he turned into a pot-bellied goblin
[10:28] <issuez> worse than that
[10:28] <issuez> a troll under a bridge
[10:28] <jmx> lol
[10:28] <issuez> pot bellied goblins are loveable and at least dont eat little children
[10:28] <Rjx> also
[10:28] <Rjx> http://subsecta.princep.net/img/Prin/jul05/mario-rj.jpg
[10:28] <Jimmothy> a troll under a bridge that could give you one stinging good raping if you
[10:28] <Rjx> he should've played him in the super mario bros movie
[10:29] <Rjx> and not just in super hornio brothers
[10:29] <issuez> haha
[10:29] <jmx> yeah but who's the market for porn anyways? loser guys who cant get laid
[10:29] <jmx> so ron jeremy is perfect for that
[10:29] <jmx> cuz he's uglier than most of them
[10:29] <Jimmothy> whose the market for porn?
[10:29] <Jimmothy> who isnt?
[10:29] <Rjx> heterosexual non-deviant porn is the tiniest part of the market
[10:29] <Jimmothy> every guy watches it occasionallu
[10:29] <Rjx> the money made frmo porn is all in fetish
[10:29] <Rjx> *from
[10:30] * sili is now known as |silicon
[10:30] <Rjx> as the quantity of people in the fetish group goes down, the amount they're wil
[10:30] <Rjx> so unless it is _really_ obscure
[10:30] <Rjx> there's money to be made
[10:30] <Rjx> check out stuff like sneeze/balloon/etc. fetishes
[10:30] <Rjx> amy: http://www.bryanirrera.com/graphics/YoungRonJeremy.jpg
[10:31] <hermes> Rjx: roman showers!
[10:31] <var> w 63122
[10:31] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 12:31 P
[10:31] <Jimmothy> imagine the size of your bank account if you could blow up a balloon with
[10:31] <jmx> into the weird fetish porns there Rjx?
[10:31] <issuez> dude
[10:31] <issuez> gross
[10:31] <finn__> if I'd get money for it I'd sneeze on people all day long
[10:31] <issuez> look at all his hair
[10:31] <issuez> thats disgusting
[10:31] <Rjx> personally i think if you have a balloon fetish, when it comes to dating you're
[10:31] * hermes puts his shirt back on
[10:31] <Rjx> because for the price of a single date at a restaurant
[10:31] <Rjx> you can get a life's supply of balloons
[10:31] <jmx> lol
[10:31] <Rjx> that you can sex whenever you want
[10:31] <Jimmothy> and a rubber burn on your cock
[10:31] <issuez> i dont think ron jeremey was a strapping young fellow
[10:32] <Rjx> the only downside that i can think of
[10:32] <Jimmothy> ron jeremy is the definition of ugly fat guy
[10:32] <issuez> he was just acceptable looking enough because of his giant cock
[10:32] <Rjx> is having to hide an erection in public every time a hot-air balloon flies over
[10:32] <issuez> fuck man
[10:32] <Rjx> as far as porn cocks go
[10:32] <issuez> id take fabio over him
[10:32] <Rjx> he's still not right at the top
[10:32] <Jimmothy> me and balloons dont get along. i hate when they pop, and the last thing i
[10:32] <Rjx> you never know Jimmothy
[10:32] <Rjx> you might like it
[10:33] <|silicon> the one festish
[10:33] <Jimmothy> you werent there when that flower baloon attacked me
[10:33] <|silicon> I just DO NOT understand
[10:33] <Jimmothy> it was a suicide sunflower balloon
[10:33] <|silicon> is feet
[10:33] <|silicon> what the hell is sexy about feet?
[10:33] <Rjx> what the hell is sexy about breasts
[10:33] <Rjx> or ass
[10:33] <Rjx> now reapply the arguments into a different context
[10:33] <Rjx> bam
[10:33] <finn__> or spoons
[10:33] <|silicon> good point
[10:33] <Jimmothy> now spoons
[10:34] <|silicon> like I said, I just don't get it
[10:34] <Jimmothy> thats a good fetish
[10:34] <Badtzmaru> of course, thats why its a fetish
[10:34] <issuez> wait
[10:34] <Jimmothy> watching guy stick their wang on the table and hit it over the head with a
[10:34] <issuez> what the fuck are we talking about again
[10:34] <issuez> im so confused
[10:34] <Jimmothy> fetishes
[10:34] <Jimmothy> i just made that up i bet it exists
[10:34] <Jimmothy> gay spoon knob whacking fetish
[10:34] <Jimmothy> url gay spoon knob whacking fetish
[10:34] <cadaver> - "gay spoon knob whacking fetish": http://www.planetquake.com/mynx/
[10:35] <Jimmothy> well
[10:35] <issuez> i bet there a peanut fucking latex wearing fork fuckers out there too
[10:35] <issuez> are
[10:35] <Jimmothy> url peanut fucking latex wearing fork fuck
[10:35] <cadaver> - "peanut fucking latex wearing fork fuck": http://www.femmerotic.com/words
[10:35] <Jimmothy> haha
[10:35] <Jimmothy> that looks like a genuine result
[10:35] <Rjx> we're talking about hugo weaving
[10:35] <issuez> ok
[10:35] <Rjx> http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/movie/HU/Previews/Plans-30815.jpg
[10:35] <issuez> this will be fun
[10:35] <swight> What, the, FUCK? http://www.doodie.com/super_hero_animation.php
[10:36] <Zom> url Hockeyplayer forklift leather unt spanking
[10:36] <Rjx> Directly downloading images is not permitted on the Netfirms FREE plan. If you
[10:36] <Rjx> haha what a shitty hosting plamn
[10:36] <Rjx> plan
[10:36] <issuez> nevermind i lost interest
[10:36] <issuez> im going upstairs to smoke a bowl
[10:36] <issuez> and then im going to paint water seal on fence
[10:37] <issuez> .w 80538
[10:37] <Tubbee> Loveland, CO (40.4°N/105.1°W, 1529M); Last Updated: 11:35 AM MDT; Dew Point:
[10:40] <jmx> Rjx: who do they expect to use that shit? most people only use free accounts to
[10:43] <Rjx> your mother
[10:44] <GerbilWrk> his mother won't even swallow, how can you expect her to use such a usele
[10:45] <finn__> .w
[10:45] <Tubbee> I could not find ''.
[10:46] <finn__> .w2
[10:46] <swight> of course she doesn't swallow, she likes a pearl necklace
[10:47] <jmx> you're just upset because she wouldn't do you
[10:48] <GerbilWrk> no, she did me, she just sno-balled me
[10:48] <GerbilWrk> that's why i'm upset
[10:48] <hermes> so she spit your jizz back into your mouth?
[10:48] <GerbilWrk> yeah, but then she let me spit it back into her butt, so it was still pre
[10:50] <Rjx> definately nsfw
[10:50] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/gives%20new%20meanin
[10:51] <hermes> Rjx: okay thats your ass. but whos foot is it?
[10:51] <sxh> ugh
[10:51] <sxh> i want to play wow
[10:52] <swight> I thought that said "now" not "wow"
[10:52] <jmx> nothing like a picture of a foot up an ass to make a person think of wow
[10:52] <swight> thought snow was getting all excited
[10:53] <Stux> picture of a foot up an ass? where?
[10:53] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/gives%20new%20meanin
[10:53] <Stux> nice leg
[10:55] <Zom> Argh
[11:04] <Ifrit> calc 1280x1024
[11:04] <cadaver> - 1280 x 1024 = 1310720
[11:04] <Stux> :/
[11:05] <sxh> my nins
[11:05] <sxh> i just watched blood+ 25
[11:05] <sxh> pretty badass
[11:06] <Garret> http://www.jesusdressup.com/#
[11:07] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:08] <sxh> man fuck
[11:08] <sxh> i have to head out to school in 30m
[11:08] * Stux is AFK, munching —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[11:08] <sxh> this is stupid
[11:08] <sxh> i usually don't have class today
[11:09] <Stux> wait, what time is it there
[11:09] <sxh> 1:09 pm
[11:09] <Stux> is that usa?
[11:09] <sxh> yes
[11:09] <Stux> ah
[11:09] <Stux> sux2bu
[11:09] <sxh> the great state of texas
[11:10] <sxh> home of the players and pimps
[11:10] <sxh> according to swishahouse
[11:10] <var> home of the fascist neocons and state that spewed the devil
[11:10] <Stux> im in the great UK, home of tea and scones
[11:10] <Stux> and it is now scone time
[11:11] <sxh> i can't believe you actually eat scones and have tea time
[11:11] <sxh> that shit is wild
[11:11] <sxh> you guys have a lot more work ethic ;[
[11:12] <Rjx> every night we go downtown in a lulelurah
[11:12] <cp-R> work ethics are just like laws of war.
[11:12] <sxh> lulelurah ahsdhila;h
[11:12] <cp-R> only there for show.
[11:12] <sxh> that shit makes me laugh 100% of the tiem
[11:12] <sxh> the w helps
[11:13] <sxh> i am listening to some fucking mike jones
[11:13] <Rjx> and also what is that meant to mean cp-R
[11:13] <jeek> ugh mike jones
[11:13] <Rjx> it doesn't make any sense
[11:13] <sxh> i wonder if my prof will be able to tell that i'm high
[11:13] <sxh> jeek: if you speed mike jones up 20% he sounds hilarious
[11:13] <cp-R> Rjx: it makes complete sense. it means nobody really acts ethical at work.
[11:13] <Rjx> that isn't what work ethic means
[11:13] <sxh> imagine a squeaky mouse saying "mike jones"
[11:14] <Rjx> it means the principles surrounding how people work and save in the economy
[11:14] <Rjx> the work ethic of the japanese for instance is pretty constrasting to the US
[11:14] <sxh> flossin'
[11:14] <Rjx> brb seeking out food
[11:15] <cp-R> Rjx: no, it is a statistical calculation of the average of how many hours a da
[11:15] <Jimmothy> i just ate
[11:15] <Garret> http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1881_23981045
[11:15] <Jimmothy> i thought id never get to my cornish pasty i had so many chips
[11:15] <sxh> damn you british
[11:15] <Rjx> i could go for some fish and chips
[11:15] <Rjx> and i'm serious
[11:15] <sxh> invading this #geekissues
[11:15] <Rjx> been craving them for days
[11:16] <Rjx> me, neon and Zappa have been representing UK for #gi
[11:16] <Rjx> since way back
[11:16] <Rjx> 2002
[11:16] <Rjx> there was also lana at that point
[11:16] <sxh> i ate the mexican version of fish and chips yesterday
[11:17] <sxh> round chips
[11:17] <Rjx> sand and wet sand?
[11:17] <Rjx> oh
[11:17] <cp-R> what's that, like rotten trout with stale dry tortillas?
[11:17] <Rjx> i give cp-R less than an hour before someone bans him
[11:17] <cp-R> "HHHRRMM!! GRINGO, CHECK THEES OUT HEY MANG? SO GOOOOOD!!
[11:17] <Rjx> place bets now
[11:18] <Rjx> ding ding ding
[11:18] <sxh> i'm a player, i'm... i'm a player
[11:18] <sxh> hahakl;hfa
[11:18] <sxh> i need to put on my shoutcast server
[11:18] <sxh> these rappers sound like chipmunks
[11:18] <sxh> imagine alvin doing gangster rap
[11:19] <sxh> with theodore in the background "sho'ty she's so foine" over and over
[11:19] <sxh> sdlfasgh
[11:20] <Rjx> haha
[11:20] <jmx> lol
[11:20] <sxh> mike jones sounds the most like alvin
[11:22] <jmx> maybe alvin sounds like mike jones
[11:24] <jmx> Children who spend more time watching television and movies and playing video g
[11:24] <jmx> The average American child will see more than 40,000 television commercials eve
[11:25] <jmx> stupid kids encouraging the advertisers with this shit
[11:30] <jmx> The creators of "Sesame Street" are releasing a new line of videos Tuesday targ
[11:30] <Kurin> 40k
[11:30] <Kurin> christ
[11:31] <GerbilWrk> cool, something else to stick the kid in front of
[11:31] <jmx> get em while they're young
[11:33] <GerbilWrk> i was told that was the only way you could get them
[11:33] <GerbilWrk> you mean we could have birthed an 18 yr old ready for the working life?
[11:35] * johnstone is now known as johnst|aw
[11:39] <jmx> not until they get the cloning thing figured out
[11:39] <dekkon> how is fatherhood gerbil
[11:42] * Stux is back from munching. I was gone for 33mins —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[11:43] <Stux> •sxh• just for reference we dont eat scones, and "tea time" is our name for a
[11:43] <Rjx> ~[ Stux ]~ thanks for the +v
[11:44] <Stux> :/
[11:44] <metric> stux, tea time is a meal in the evening if your posh :P
[11:45] <fawzy> you're
[11:45] <Stux> or from england ;)
[11:45] <fawzy> or just plan gay
[11:45] <Stux> man fawzy, that was fucking witty
[11:45] <Stux> seriously, didnt see that one coming
[11:46] <fawzy> thats why im here
[11:46] <metric> i am from england
[11:46] <metric> evening meals called dinner :P
[11:46] <jmx> just because something is obvious doesnt mean that its wrong
[11:46] <Stux> hah
[11:47] <Stux> its funny when you say you have to go for tea and people think you go to go si
[11:47] <Jimmothy> [07:44pm] <metric> stux, tea time is a meal in the evening if your p
[11:47] <Jimmothy> i dont get whats posh about it
[11:48] <Jimmothy> im not posh and that whats we call it
[11:48] <Stux> dinner sounds posher tbh
[11:48] <Xazlael> i call it tea, im not posh
[11:48] <metric> meh
[11:48] <jmx> closet cases
[11:52] <dekkon> .link http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,,1746333,00.html?gusrc=rss Man
[11:52] <claws03> dekkon - http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,,1746333,00.html?gusrc=rss
[11:52] <Stux> woah...
[11:53] <ZoFreX> holy crap
[11:53] <ZoFreX> that's a lot
[11:57] <dekkon> actually its 40,000
[11:58] <dekkon> i misread the article
[12:00] <Stux> 25 a day
[12:00] <Stux> man
[12:00] <Stux> thats a lot of dancing
[12:00] <ZoFreX> why would you do that?!
[12:01] <ZoFreX> I don't know much but surely one or two a day would suffice
[12:01] <Stux> to score with chicks
[12:04] <ZoFreX> ecstasy helps you score? yet another thing they left out of drug ed at schoo
[12:05] <Stux> yer, girls loves a man who can dance all night and all day and all night and a
[12:06] <ZoFreX> lol
[12:09] <metric> plus if you manage to get an erection you wont get rid of the bastard
[12:17] * dekkon changes topic to ' http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/04/ruondoor1.jpg |
[12:19] * Efreeti is now known as Ifrit
[12:21] <diab-> wtf
[12:21] <Stux> ?
[12:23] <diab-> what's this channel about?
[12:23] <diab-> what's with the crazy door?
[12:23] <diab-> hehe.
[12:24] <Stux> :/
[12:26] * johnst|aw is now known as johnstone
[12:32] <diab-> hey, know where i can find a cool quiz channel or something?
[12:33] <mquin> try #trivia on almost any network
[12:33] * johnstone is now known as johnst|aw
[12:40] <diab-> ty
[12:56] <Stux> hate my fucking router
[12:57] <diab-> why?
[12:57] <Stux> its just a wanker
[12:58] <Rjx> masturbating modems are the worst kind
[12:58] <Stux> every single morning it logs itself out of my isp, and wont log back in until
[12:58] <Stux> hehe
[12:58] <diab-> so the router goes "I WANNA ROCK", and you're offline for the next fifteen mi
[12:59] <Stux> and also it craps out all the time, like i'll refresh the css server list, it'
[12:59] <Stux> same with port scanning
[12:59] <diab-> i've actually had that problem. is it very warm? hehe pathetic suggestion rea
[13:00] <Stux> nah its just a belkin router
[13:00] <Stux> poor thing
[13:00] <Rjx> are you sure it's your router
[13:00] <diab-> get a new router then really.
[13:00] <Rjx> i had the same issue
[13:00] <Rjx> well, sort of the same
[13:00] <Tordek41> hi
[13:00] <Stux> its either the router or the cards, either way i have to replace all of them
[13:00] <Rjx> and i swapped out every piece of hardware
[13:00] <Rjx> ended up getting a BT engineer to come do some tests
[13:00] <Rjx> and it turns out its due to line noise
[13:01] <dekkon> We do quantify time
[13:01] <Stux> nah, weve swapped isps, had the line checked and everything
[13:01] <dekkon> Because it makes it easier
[13:01] <Rjx> my ISP (pipex) claims that i'm too far from the exchange
[13:01] <dekkon> To feel
[13:01] <Rjx> it is about 100m away
[13:01] <dekkon> To accept, it being linear
[13:01] <Rjx> i told them i'd keep the phone going and walk there and back
[13:01] <Stux> pipex are shit though ¬_¬
[13:01] <Rjx> just to make the point
[13:01] <Rjx> yeah, they were the best when ADSL was first rolled out
[13:02] <Rjx> but they relied on their initial success
[13:02] <Stux> yeah
[13:02] <Rjx> and never made any improvements
[13:02] <Stux> :/
[13:02] <Stux> do they have caps?
[13:02] * Tordek41 is now known as Tordek
[13:02] <Rjx> nay
[13:02] <diab-> Chuck Norris is really cool though:)
[13:02] <Rjx> unlimited still
[13:02] <Stux> speed and price?
[13:02] <Rjx> chuck norris facts are a bannable offense
[13:02] <Tordek> ah, it feels much better
[13:02] <Rjx> 1mbit for £24
[13:02] <Rjx> a month
[13:02] <diab-> lol
[13:02] <Stux> harsh
[13:02] <Rjx> it was 512kbit, they upgraded us for free
[13:02] <Rjx> i mean
[13:02] <dekkon> wow
[13:02] <Rjx> i can get 24mbit for £24
[13:02] <dekkon> i paid about that for 5 mbit
[13:02] <Rjx> but given the line won't even support 1mbit properly
[13:03] <Rjx> no point in switching
[13:03] <Stux> hah
[13:03] <Rjx> going to bitch at BT until they fix it
[13:03] <diab-> jeez, i said lol, and that did NOT get me kicked ? that's alot older than chu
[13:03] <Rjx> even if it means standing outside their offices and yelling
[13:03] <Stux> i was on AOL, cos of my parents, but they finally agreed to swap after it stop
[13:03] <Rjx> when did it ever work
[13:03] <Stux> well
[13:03] <dekkon> PIPEX? MORE LIKE PIPESEX
[13:04] <Rjx> i've been using the free AOL CDs to scare away birds for years
[13:04] <dekkon> signs with stuff like that on them
[13:04] <Rjx> you string them up
[13:04] <diab-> Everybody loves Raymond..
[13:04] <diab-> Except Chuck Norris:)
[13:04] <Rjx> and the birds won't land there
[13:04] <Stux> i got around the software actually, and got it running on the router etc, but
[13:05] <diab-> lol. this channel is fun already. alright ill stop now. it's not like I can t
[13:05] <diab-> hehe
[13:05] <Stux> but yeah, cos its belkin cards and router, it all need to be replaced at once
[13:05] * diab- is now known as diab|aw
[13:05] <jonathans> break it down
[13:05] <jonathans> oh oh ohoh
[13:05] <jonathans> oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[13:05] <Rjx> oh baby give me one more chance
[13:06] <Rjx> we can dance if we want to
[13:06] <Rjx> we can leave your friends behind
[13:06] <jonathans> [x]
[13:06] <Stux> ...
[13:06] <Rjx> cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends
[13:07] <Rjx> WE CAN DANCE
[13:07] <Rjx> WE CAN DANCE
[13:07] <Rjx> EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL
[13:07] <Rjx> saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety dance
[13:07] <Rjx> dr jones strikes up a conversation with a black haired flamenco dancer
[13:07] <Rjx> or was that mr jones
[13:07] <Rjx> you're the aqua one
[13:09] <Kurin> http://pewresearch.org/social/pack.php?PackID=7
[13:09] <Kurin> Oh wait
[13:09] <Kurin> The line I was going to draw attention to I was misinterpreting
[13:09] <Kurin> The activity that drew the most widespread moral disapproval, 88%, was "marri
[13:09] <Kurin> here, "that activity" is overeating
[13:09] <Kurin> Not people saying that activity is wrong
[13:09] <Kurin> heh
[13:10] <Rjx> Ha ha you're dead
[13:10] <Rjx> And I'm so happy
[13:10] <Rjx> In loving memory
[13:10] <Rjx> Of your demise
[13:10] <Rjx> When your ship is going down
[13:10] <Rjx> I'll go out and paint the town
[13:10] <Rjx> Ha ha you're dead
[13:10] <Rjx> Ha ha you're dead
[13:10] <Rjx> Ha ha you're dead
[13:10] <Rjx> this one was one of greenday's best songs
[13:11] <TMH_> hahaaf
[13:12] <Stux> sounds a bit emo tbh
[13:12] <Unrelated> http://www.sorryeverybody.com/
[13:12] <Rjx> hey welcome to 2004
[13:12] <Unrelated> why thank you
[13:12] <Rjx> also greenday didn't turn emo until the last album
[13:12] <Rjx> and they still weren't bad
[13:13] * johnst|aw is now known as johnstone
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <Rjx> i think "ha ha you're dead" is from shenanigans
[13:13] <ZoFreX> I only like their new album
[13:13] <Stux> DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT LOLOLOL
[13:13] <Stux> i hate that song
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <dekkon>
[13:13] <Rjx> haha dekkon
[13:13] <Stux> arf
[13:13] <ZoFreX> I like a selection of stuff from the old.. but it's not really my kinda musi
[13:13] <Rjx> ;[
[13:13] <Rjx> how can you only like the new album?
[13:14] <ZoFreX> dunno - the rest of the albums I only like 3 or so songs on each
[13:14] <Stux> how can you like the new album?!
[13:14] <ZoFreX> it's more rocky, I guess
[13:14] <Rjx> what
[13:14] <Stux> ...
[13:14] <Stux> its more whiny is what it is
[13:14] <ZoFreX> you're talking to someone who likes Linkin Park, I ain't justifying myself :
[13:15] <Rjx> oh
[13:15] <Rjx> well ok
[13:15] <Stux> OH DEAR GOD THERE IS NO HOPE
[13:15] <Rjx> i don't hate linkin park
[13:15] <Rjx> i know its trendy and all to say they're emo and crap
[13:15] <Stux> i have 137 linkin park mp3 files
[13:15] <Rjx> but some of their stuff sounds alright
[13:15] <Rjx> make up your mind
[13:15] <Stux> i did like them, i dont now, but i never delete music
[13:15] <Stux> *shrug*
[13:16] <jonathans> ~* Laugh Out Loud *~
[13:16] <Rjx> ~[ jonathans ]~ thanks for the +v
[13:16] <Rjx> {LaUgHs OuT lOuD}
[13:16] <jonathans> ::chuckle::
[13:17] <Rjx> you win
[13:17] <Stux> L4UGH 0U7 L0UD
[13:17] <Stux> sorry
[13:17] <Stux> §ö®®¥ ÐööЧ :(
[13:17] <Unrelated> I don't see how the new Green Day album can be considered Emo...
[13:17] <Stux> have you seen his trousers? ¬_¬
[13:17] <Rjx> Unrelated: everything is
[13:18] <Rjx> anything that is uncool
[13:18] <Rjx> is emo
[13:18] <Unrelated> heh, that's what I thought
[13:18] <Stux> heh
[13:18] <Stux> hmm this visual basic code is too emo for me
[13:18] * johnstone is now known as johnst|aw
[13:18] <Rjx> VB.NET is what i'd describe as "crotch-punchingly" awful
[13:18] <Stux> yes, and i have to use it for my course
[13:18] <Rjx> i was a young boy that had big plans
[13:19] <Rjx> now i'm just another shitty old man
[13:19] <Unrelated> lol
[13:19] <Rjx> fuck that, hand in some C or Java and tell them to mark it
[13:19] <Stux> next year its a lottery, i either get the same teacher and "advanced VB.NET" o
[13:19] <Stux> i hope for the latter
[13:19] <Rjx> i failed A2 Computer Science due to the fact i corrected questions in the exam
[13:20] <Stux> haha
[13:20] <Stux> im doing some ict double award thing
[13:20] <Stux> mixes it with programming and systems
[13:20] <Rjx> completely worthless
[13:20] <Rjx> yeah i've seen those
[13:20] <Rjx> no employer really considers them anything worthwhile
[13:20] <Unrelated> I wish my teachers actually taught anything...
[13:20] <Stux> yeah i know, thats why i need to get into uni -.-
[13:20] <Rjx> and you don't learn anything useful, its ridiculous
[13:20] <Rjx> Unrelated: the one i had would teach completely random stuff
[13:21] <Rjx> he told us images degraded in quality each time they were viewed
[13:21] * NoFreX is now known as ZoFreX
[13:21] <Unrelated> I'm in a network security class and all our teacher does is sit in back w
[13:21] <Rjx> so web hosting companies had to restore from backups often
[13:21] <Rjx> the rest of the class is sitting round nodding
[13:21] <Stereo`> yeah
[13:21] <Rjx> and i have a huge 'WTF' expression on my face
[13:21] <Unrelated> I have him for 2 diff classes
[13:21] <Stereo`> it's like analog records
[13:21] <Rjx> guy was serious smoking crack or something
[13:21] <Rjx> *seriously
[13:21] <TMH_> 21:20 <@Rjx> he told us images degraded in quality each time they were v
[13:21] <Stux> my teachers are awful, one just makes everyone feel pathetic and shit, one jus
[13:21] <TMH_> ;[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
[13:22] <Stux> i had to explain to him about the BIOS :(
[13:22] <Unrelated> heh
[13:22] <Rjx> funniest part were the folks in my class
[13:22] <Unrelated> my other teacher, is too hard assed
[13:22] <Rjx> who said they were going to get $100k a year VB programming jobs
[13:22] <TMH_> the worst thing about ICT a level
[13:22] <Rjx> straight out of college
[13:22] <Stux> haha
[13:22] <Unrelated> he used to be a developer/sql manager for WebMD
[13:22] <Rjx> and told me i'd get nowhere with "that stupid linux thing"
[13:22] <TMH_> was the fact that the sylabus described technology that didn't exist any more
[13:22] <Stux> man, one guy in my class
[13:22] <Stux> he likes PP a bit too much
[13:22] <Unrelated> and thinks that the corporate world is godly and all that is true...
[13:22] <Rjx> PP?
[13:22] <Stux> pure pwnage
[13:22] <Rjx> oh
[13:22] <Stux> ffs :/
[13:23] <Stux> yeah
[13:23] <Rjx> i sent those guys some free shirts
[13:23] <TMH_> like
[13:23] <TMH_> I lost marks
[13:23] <TMH_> for describing a website such as http://www.google.com
[13:23] <Stux> he tries to act like the guy off of there all the time, and its really really
[13:23] <Rjx> oh yeah
[13:23] <TMH_> as the sylabus describes websites
[13:23] <Rjx> they gave a screenshot of microsoft excel
[13:23] <TMH_> as www://http/google.com/index.html
[13:23] <Rjx> and said to describe a spreadsheet application
[13:23] <Rjx> i wrote about openoffice calc
[13:23] <TMH_> WHAT THAT IS NOT TRUE AND AS FAR AS I AM AWARE IT NEVER HAS BEEN
[13:23] <Rjx> apparently NOT the answer they were looking for
[13:23] <Unrelated> nice
[13:24] <Stux> "describe a spreadsheet application that is microsoft excel"
[13:24] <Stereo`> i thought pp was powerpoint :\
[13:24] <Rjx> maybe i should've detailed the history of visicalc
[13:24] <Unrelated> same here lol
[13:24] <Rjx> and the apple[]
[13:24] <Stereo`> no he wanted lotus123
[13:24] <Rjx> ][
[13:24] * Unrelated shudders
[13:24] <Stux> hah yeah, "theres a guy in my class thats totally into powerpoint"
[13:24] <Unrelated> oh how i hate lotus...
[13:24] <csqrl> <Unrelated> he used to be a developer/sql manager for WebMD
[13:24] <csqrl> haha
[13:25] <csqrl> someone with that same job title and a masters, etc applied for this job
[13:25] <TMH_> "manage those sql statements boy!"
[13:25] <csqrl> and i got to turn them down
[13:25] <Unrelated> lol
[13:25] <csqrl> not because they were overqualified
[13:25] <Unrelated> was his name Todd?
[13:25] <csqrl> nay it was some chinese chick
[13:25] <csqrl> from florida
[13:25] <Unrelated> bah
[13:25] <Stux> could be called todd
[13:25] <Stux> dont be racis
[13:25] <Stux> t
[13:26] <Rjx> could've been a trap
[13:26] <Unrelated> girls can't be called Todd
[13:26] <Rjx> set by rg
[13:26] <Stux> sexist pig!
[13:26] <Rjx> stay alert
[13:26] <csqrl> apply for a php/mysql position when you're experienced in oracle, sybase, and
[13:26] <Stux> haha
[13:26] <Stux> man, is oracle actually useful, cos im doing it, and its fucking boring
[13:27] <Unrelated> i think I'm gonna get drunk tonight...
[13:27] <Jimmothy> last time you told us you got drunk it involved underaged girls
[13:27] <Stux> you drank underaged girls?
[13:27] <Rjx> haha csqrl, did you see the link i pasted a couple of days back about insanely
[13:27] <Unrelated> hahahahaha that was like a year and a half ago...
[13:27] <Rjx> we should set up a corporate training center
[13:27] <csqrl> didn't check the link but i skimmed the convo
[13:27] <Rjx> to teach sql injection
[13:27] <jmx> wtf, canadas getting a new 5 dollar bill? didnt we just get one like a couple y
[13:28] <Jimmothy> i still rememeber
[13:28] <Rjx> and whatnot
[13:28] <Unrelated> jealous?
[13:28] <Rjx> i can use cloak's site as an example
[13:28] <Unrelated> lol
[13:28] <csqrl> srsly, people pay out the ass for training and seminars, it's bizarre
[13:28] <Rjx> of what not to do
[13:28] <Rjx> speaking of
[13:28] <Stux> training for what?
[13:28] <Unrelated> I was baby sitting the neighbor kids
[13:28] <Rjx> i wonder if he fixed his shit yet
[13:28] <Jimmothy> we know
[13:28] <Unrelated> never again...
[13:29] <Rjx> http://paintedover.com/forums/
[13:29] <Unrelated> h/s girls are too fucking annoying
[13:29] <Stux> mmm sql errors
[13:30] <Rjx> also i was going to ask you how far you got with gumpher
[13:30] <Stux> fucks sake, i just tried to f5 irc to see if there were any new messages :/
[13:30] <Jimmothy> my sis and tess are ok to take out when we go clubbing
[13:30] <Rjx> i need to write a hax of a pipeline for controlling various services
[13:30] <Rjx> e.g mozilla remoting/nmap/irc/telnet
[13:30] <csqrl> not very
[13:30] <Rjx> and i figured i should just use a local ircd
[13:30] <csqrl> it's 90% conceptual
[13:31] <csqrl> juse xmppd
[13:31] <csqrl> use*
[13:31] <Rjx> i'll have to check it out, i know little about it
[13:31] <csqrl> you can extend your xml payloads with custom data specific to your purpose wi
[13:31] <Rjx> oh excellent
[13:31] <csqrl> whereas with irc it's going to be pure ghetto
[13:31] <Rjx> yeah
[13:31] <Rjx> that sounds like it might be perfect
[13:31] <Twin`> jmx: what's confusing me
[13:31] <Twin`> is this flood of new us $10 bills
[13:32] <csqrl> msg #geekissues :more[strings]=toparse,here "PAYLOAD"
[13:32] <Twin`> that are stamped for 1994
[13:32] <Twin`> er
[13:32] <Twin`> not 1994
[13:32] <Twin`> 2004
[13:32] <Stux> so, who wants to see me drink my own piss
[13:32] <jestuh> came just in time for that
[13:32] <jestuh> now it's time for late lunch
[13:32] <csqrl> if you want to get rowdy with gumpher i'll be more than happy to throw down s
[13:32] <Rjx> i can fuck about with the protocol in perl
[13:32] <Rjx> Net::XMPP
[13:32] <Rjx> rapid prototyping
[13:33] <csqrl> url psi xmpp
[13:33] <cadaver> - "psi xmpp": http://www.anywise.com/jabber/
[13:33] <csqrl> hrmm
[13:33] <csqrl> url psi jabber client
[13:33] <cadaver> - "psi jabber client": http://psi-im.org/
[13:33] <csqrl> alrighty
[13:33] <csqrl> nab that
[13:33] <csqrl> the easiest way i found to fuck with the protocol is to use that client
[13:33] <csqrl> works like a regular client, but you can crack open a terminal window that'll
[13:34] <csqrl> and you can input shit as well
[13:34] <Tordek> hey, my site is a recollection of stories written by my friends, what's the
[13:34] <csqrl> at least, i think you can input shit
[13:34] <Tordek> (each is usually around 3kb
[13:34] <csqrl> if not, net:xmpp and message the client you have connected via psi
[13:34] <jonathans> http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d8/grrneyz/whiteboydance.gif nsfw
[13:35] <Twin`> that's not a dance
[13:35] <Twin`> that's a crime against humanity
[13:35] <Rjx> link of the day
[13:36] <Rjx> csqrl: hexcellent, will check it out
[13:36] <csqrl> I NEED TO START GUMPHER AND THE TOPSECRET XXX DEAL
[13:37] <csqrl> we need a team of entusiastic enthusiasts
[13:37] <Rjx> the wall behind me is covered in post-it notes
[13:37] <Rjx> of ideas for shit
[13:37] <Rjx> hell, the wall in front of me is too now
[13:38] <Stereo`> i have a couple layers of paper on my desk
[13:39] <Stereo`> and i just write things down hmwerever
[13:39] <maff> hardcore
[13:39] <Stereo`> and shuffle the paper around when i run out of space
[13:39] <maff> wc -l /etc/passwd
[13:39] <maff> 6098 /etc/passwd
[13:39] <csqrl> my ideas are better than your ideas!
[13:40] <jestuh> tordek: prolly one blob field for each story
[13:40] <csqrl> we must all go for them
[13:40] <Tordek> why blob?
[13:40] <jestuh> large space for all that text
[13:40] <Rjx> many times we have collided on ideas
[13:41] <TMH_> I thought blob was a binary value
[13:41] <Tordek> why not just a text, at least in mysql it's variable
[13:41] <jestuh> ah maybe
[13:41] <csqrl> great minds, yo
[13:41] <jestuh> i'm rusty on my large inefficient fields
[13:41] <csqrl> gumpher truly is the shit, however
[13:42] <csqrl> and i know exactly how to work it
[13:42] <jestuh> FINISH IT
[13:42] <csqrl> i just need like a month in a cave
[13:42] <jestuh> ;x
[13:42] <csqrl> with an endless supply of motivation
[13:42] <Stereo`> a cave with a power supply?
[13:42] <maff> #bearcave
[13:42] <Rjx> i mean this thing i'm planning on building for my own use is just a simple scri
[13:42] <csqrl> ew
[13:42] <Rjx> so that i can weave everything together
[13:42] <csqrl> nooooooooo
[13:42] <csqrl> overbuild it so it can be universal
[13:42] <jestuh> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/04/dog.deaths.ap/index.html
[13:42] <Rjx> haha
[13:42] <jestuh> "U WILL BURN IN HELL BY GOD"
[13:42] <Rjx> i have felt tempted to start drawing a huge brainstorming map
[13:43] <Rjx> for ways i could expand it
[13:43] <Rjx> then i realise that i should probably focus
[13:43] <Stereo`> :\
[13:43] <Rjx> on what i actually need
[13:43] <Rjx> given i have so much else going on
[13:43] <Stereo`> whenever someone says "u" i think of "i told u i was hardcore"
[13:43] <csqrl> well if you need guidance on how to do things with it
[13:43] <csqrl> like register services, efficiently translate and route messages, etc
[13:43] <csqrl> let a brotha know
[13:43] <Rjx> nod, will do
[13:43] <csqrl> i've spent years sitting on gumpher
[13:43] <csqrl> waiting for the one to come along
[13:44] <Twin`> stereo: speaking of which, reguarding that, gamesurge has one of the most awe
[13:44] <csqrl> so i may infuse him with knowledge, like moprheos
[13:44] <csqrl> morpheus***********
[13:44] <Rjx> haha
[13:44] <Twin`> Twin.told-u-he-was-hardcore-on.gamesurge
[13:44] <csqrl> i disagree
[13:44] <jestuh> You will be caught! U will be punished U will Burn in Hell by God
[13:44] <csqrl> is one of the best vhosts
[13:44] <Twin`> oh shit
[13:44] <Tordek> U will Burn in Hell by God
[13:44] <Twin`> how did you get a zombo vhost?
[13:44] <Tordek> god is burning in hell?
[13:44] <Stereo`> the only limit is yourself!
[13:44] <Rjx> i have a sketch diagram around here for an instant messenger client run entirel
[13:44] <Rjx> really it was just for fun
[13:45] <Stereo`> !cc .od
[13:45] <cadaver> .od: None
[13:45] <csqrl> i got hoes in different area codes baby
[13:45] <olin> jestuh: Haven't you learnt anything from the Germans? Use 'vill! Sounds so muc
[13:45] <csqrl> RJXXXXXXXX
[13:45] <csqrl> GUMPHERRRRRRRRRRR
[13:45] <Twin`> stop the car man.
[13:45] <csqrl> that's inherent functionality
[13:45] <Rjx> yeah
[13:45] <Twin`> i demand to know these magical zombo tricks
[13:45] <olin> "You VILL burn in HEEELL"
[13:45] <jmx> <Rjx> i have felt tempted to start drawing a huge brainstorming map --wou
[13:45] <olin> http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4608/1nigcap3vn.jpg
[13:45] <csqrl> i got connections yo
[13:45] <olin> bahaha
[13:45] <Rjx> you always spend more time on planning and diagramming than actually doing
[13:45] <csqrl> truth
[13:45] <Twin`> hook a brother up with a zombo email maybe? even just a forward?
[13:46] <csqrl> i love that part of the process
[13:46] <csqrl> but then more shit always comes up so i can't ever get with the dev
[13:46] <Rjx> if i have 100 units of time to complete a task, 95 will be spent planning and 5
[13:46] <Rjx> if you think as you create
[13:46] <Rjx> you end up hacking shit in
[13:46] <Twin`> truth++
[13:46] <csqrl> i'm starting to trim my schedule and projects so i can focus on the cool shit
[13:46] <maff> i'm not a prudent planner
[13:46] <Rjx> i've taken it up recently
[13:46] <csqrl> i can float on savings for a while now
[13:46] <maff> i just tear into it
[13:46] <Rjx> i've gotten better productivity out of it
[13:47] <csqrl> yeah
[13:47] <Rjx> it also makes it easier to allocate time to tasks
[13:47] <csqrl> overplanning is a giant waste
[13:47] <jmx> true enough, i more meant, spend all your time diagramming rather than doing
[13:47] <Rjx> when i talk about diagramming
[13:47] <Rjx> i usually throw a huge sheet of paper up on the wall
[13:47] <Rjx> and scribble and scrawl like crazy
[13:47] <csqrl> haha
[13:47] <Rjx> it rarely makes sense to anyone but me
[13:48] <Rjx> the links between items are entirely encoded into my neural patterns
[13:48] <csqrl> i usually do that and then spend 3 hours airbrushing a photoshop document
[13:48] <Rjx> so you'll see completely arbitrary items linked, only i know the key
[13:48] <Twin`> any time i resolve to attempt to build something as it is designed (physicall
[13:48] <Twin`> and i usually have to build it over again anyways
[13:48] <dekkon> On Wednesday at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the
[13:48] <Rjx> 05/04/06 here
[13:48] <jmx> i tend to never get past the planning stage
[13:49] <Twin`> well rjx, that's cause you have that broken time system.
[13:49] <maff> i use a single crayon until it gets used up
[13:49] <dekkon> personally i use 05APR06
[13:49] <maff> then i melt it
[13:49] <dekkon> just easier for me
[13:49] <maff> and eat it
[13:49] <Rjx> i don't know if you're joking, but crayons actually work pretty well on vertica
[13:49] <Twin`> well yea
[13:49] <Rjx> disposable pens can't do it
[13:49] <maff> and then i crap out a butt candle
[13:49] <Rjx> you need markers
[13:49] <Rjx> haha
[13:49] <Twin`> kids don't draw on walls with specifically crayons for no reason
[13:50] <maff> and use that for light
[13:50] <maff> while i work buring the midnight crap candle
[13:50] <Twin`> my personal preferred tool for vertical writing/drawing though is the OTR pai
[13:50] <maff> a fecal flicker lents its glow
[13:50] <maff> lends*
[13:50] <csqrl> haha
[13:50] <csqrl> that reminds me
[13:51] <csqrl> the pops was up here and he took rg and i out to dinner to this mexican place
[13:51] <csqrl> and they had some special for lent
[13:51] <csqrl> when the waitress said that, we all started laughing
[13:51] <csqrl> because we all hate catholicism
[13:51] <sxh> haha
[13:51] <csqrl> it was a bonding moment
[13:51] <timmo> i thought your pops is all religious
[13:51] <Rjx> haha
[13:51] <csqrl> yeah he is
[13:51] <Rjx> that's a screwed-up yet heartwarming moment
[13:52] <terminal> haha
[13:52] <csqrl> but he's christian, not catholic christian
[13:52] <timmo> ah
[13:52] <csqrl> and rg and i aren't anywhere near christian
[13:52] <csqrl> i always argue about religion and god with the pops
[13:52] <sxh> your dad is so mexican
[13:52] <csqrl> but in the end, we all hate catholics
[13:52] <Rjx> bonding with sara's dad involves yelling sexist jokes at the tv
[13:53] <Rjx> law and order: special vaccuum unit in particular
[13:53] <timmo> i drove my dads chevelle to work today
[13:53] <sxh> time to pack a bowl of weed shit
[13:53] <timmo> apparently he did some kind of fucked up work with the carb
[13:53] <sxh> i just got back from the mexican grocery store
[13:54] <timmo> and forgot to tell me
[13:54] <sxh> and it's time to play wow
[13:54] <Rjx> man i could fucking go for some weed right now
[13:54] <timmo> so now you need to let the car sit for 5mins before driving
[13:54] <sxh> me too
[13:54] <Rjx> i'm even contemplating calling friends
[13:54] <timmo> or else the car decides to flood itself
[13:54] <timmo> and not work
[13:54] <timmo> i killed the fucker good
[13:54] <maff> butt candle.
[13:54] <Rjx> but a) right now i have no contact with reliable dealers
[13:54] <timmo> then sat around feeling like a dumbass;[
[13:54] <jmx> A fan tossed a syringe near Barry Bonds as he came off the field in between inn
[13:54] <jmx> lol
[13:55] <Rjx> b) by the time i can find someone through the grapevine it'll be late enough th
[13:55] <sxh> rjx
[13:55] <sxh> give us subtle insight on your w-burning habits
[13:55] <sxh> rolling or packing?
[13:55] <Rjx> pipe
[13:55] <maff> by the light of the butt, you are correct!
[13:55] <sxh> so packing
[13:55] <Rjx> aye
[13:56] <sxh> good
[13:56] <sxh> welcome to the royal society of #geekissues bowl-packers
[13:56] <sxh> of which i am a charter member
[13:56] <Rjx> it was sara who really got me into it, and she already had a bunch of pipes aro
[13:56] <Rjx> before that i'd only smoked from joints
[13:56] <Rjx> which weren't too enjoyable
[13:56] <sxh> i roll a mean joint nowadays as a party trick
[13:56] <Rjx> pipe is a much more pleasurable experience
[13:56] <timmo> you shouldnt be allowed around drugs rjx
[13:56] <timmo> FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
[13:56] <timmo> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
[13:56] <Rjx> haha ;x
[13:57] <Rjx> i remember when i was on here pretty vaguely
[13:57] <csqrl> i'm going to get a ping pong table this weekend
[13:57] <Rjx> that i was getting the normal stream of thoughts that i do
[13:57] <maff> MORTAR COMBAT
[13:57] <Rjx> but i kept typing them
[13:57] <csqrl> because ping pong is just badass
[13:57] <sxh> http://geocities.com/discotheque_hot_love/this_is_a_perc.JPG
[13:57] <sxh> for the win bitches
[13:57] <timmo> what i loved
[13:57] <timmo> is that sara came on and was like
[13:57] <csqrl> http://www.addictinggames.com/tablepingpong.html
[13:57] <timmo> oh rjx is high
[13:57] <timmo> on WEED
[13:57] <maff> i miss our epic wc3 games
[13:57] <timmo> i was expecting, rjx has gone crazy on the shrooms
[13:58] <Rjx> haha
[13:58] <timmo> or hes tripping balls on acid
[13:58] <maff> 2+ hour dotas
[13:58] <timmo> no
[13:58] <timmo> weed.
[13:58] <sxh> maff i am up for dota
[13:58] <var> heh
[13:58] <sxh> if i can get around to installing wc3
[13:58] <var> i was thinking about it the other day
[13:58] <Rjx> well you know
[13:58] <var> since i got the other box fixed
[13:58] <Rjx> it doesn't make me any more crazy really
[13:58] <var> but i'd have to find the discs which i think i know where they are
[13:58] <sxh> i am probably the shit at dota now
[13:58] <var> and install
[13:58] <Rjx> it relaxes to a point where i stop trying to act normal
[13:58] <sxh> but only with the frost maiden or with davion
[13:58] <sxh> all other skills have faded
[13:58] <Rjx> and do things that i'd normally do if i wasn't trying to contain myself
[13:58] <finn__> rjx a bong or just a simple pipe?
[13:58] <Rjx> like saying the same nonsensical words over and over again
[13:58] <Rjx> simple pipe
[13:59] <sxh> davion used to be a mean tank
[13:59] <maff> yeah
[13:59] <maff> hardcore in dragon form
[13:59] <sxh> or just with immo+thorns item
[14:00] <maff> yeah
[14:00] <sxh> i'm up for some dota tonight late
[14:00] <maff> i gotta find my cd's
[14:00] <sxh> this talk of davion has me jonesing
[14:01] <maff> who knows what jacked up version of dota is out now
[14:01] <maff> it probably sucks
[14:01] <maff> there were like only 3 or 4 real solid versions
[14:02] <timmo> the woman keeps trying to get me to play wow with her
[14:02] <timmo> i said woman, im on dialup
[14:02] <timmo> what the hell am i going to do in wow
[14:02] <maff> lots of people play wow on dialup, but for endgame
[14:02] <maff> dialup is trash for wow
[14:02] <Zom> timmo: Lagg around?
[14:02] <Rjx> this is yet another reason you should get broadband
[14:02] <Rjx> i know you mormons are anti-technology
[14:03] <Rjx> but this is important
[14:03] <var> he's a luddite
[14:03] <var> not a mormon
[14:03] <timmo> IM TRYING GOD DAMMIIITTTTTTT
[14:03] <timmo> seriously
[14:03] <Rjx> haha
[14:03] <timmo> ;[
[14:03] <Rjx> you're the first person apart from me who i've seen use the term luddite
[14:03] <Rjx> which reference to the internet
[14:03] <Rjx> *with
[14:04] <var> yah tim's manifesto isnt quite as big as the unabombers yet but its growin
[14:04] <timmo> i hate you
[14:04] <timmo> i hate you so bad
[14:04] <maff> tim, just pay one of your neighbors to put up a directional antenna
[14:05] <Workdug> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=c4addf95b179e88e9b742b931
[14:05] <Workdug> We had just finished up and she was getting dressed to leave
[14:05] <Workdug> me: I have fresh towels, would you like to take a shower?
[14:05] <Workdug> her: No thanks, I have to stop by the hospital on the way home.
[14:05] <Workdug> me: The hospital, what's up?
[14:05] <Workdug> her: I thought I'd have them run a rape kit, a shower would destroy the evi
[14:05] <Workdug> We did not have the same sence of humor.
[14:06] <timmo> haha
[14:06] <metric> roflmao
[14:07] <Workdug> (from somethingawful forums, as linked above, did not happen to me)
[14:07] <Rjx> "Fuck me hard...like a bear!"
[14:07] <jmx> A New Brunswick's man divorce case has been adjourned until he can provide proo
[14:07] <jmx> Pascal Thebeau of Saint John, cited adultery when he filed for a divorce in Nov
[14:07] <timmo> stevie wonder - higher ground
[14:07] <Rjx> haha the fuck
[14:07] <Stereo`> i wonder how a shirt that says "I believe in a vengeful God" would go down
[14:07] <timmo> he should record a version with the chili peppers
[14:07] <timmo> or just flea
[14:10] <jmx> Thebeau's wife wasn't in court on Monday but had signed an affidavit saying she
[14:10] <jmx> But Justice Anne D. Wooder of the Court of Queen's Bench said the affidavit and
[14:10] <jmx> what the fuck is proof?
[14:12] <Stereo`> what the hel
[14:12] <Stereo`> why isn't it adultery if it's with the same sex
[14:12] <Stereo`> that's pretty fucked up
[14:12] <jmx> yes
[14:13] <Rjx> haha are you really surprised
[14:13] <Rjx> oral and anal sex is still illegal in most US states
[14:13] <jmx> one would think that living with and planning to marry with signed affidavit wo
[14:13] <jmx> yes, but same-sex marriage is legal in canada
[14:14] <Rjx> oh
[14:14] <Rjx> its a canadian case?
[14:14] <jmx> yes
[14:14] <Rjx> url
[14:14] <jmx> http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060403/newbrunswick_divor
[14:14] <Rjx> now that i'm actually surprised about
[14:15] <jmx> "Because they didn't change the definition of adultery in the legislation, adul
[14:16] <jmx> and the judge can't interpret adultery more broadly in this case?
[14:17] <timmo> im pretty sure
[14:17] <timmo> id shank someone
[14:17] <timmo> but thats just me
[14:18] <Rjx> what
[14:18] <timmo> if the judge pulled that shit on me
[14:18] <timmo> id shank him
[14:19] <jmx> lol
[14:20] <sxh> haha tim
[14:20] <sxh> with a real prison shank?
[14:20] <sxh> constructed out of a toothbrush
[14:20] <timmo> id sharpen a fucking toothbrush
[14:20] <timmo> and smear some crap on the end
[14:20] <timmo> and stab his face
[14:20] <timmo> "your wife isnt cheating on you, shes just fucking a woman"
[14:20] <timmo> id be like
[14:20] <timmo> you son of a bitch
[14:23] <Stereo`> i think the judge is a she
[14:23] <Stereo`> cause she's named Anne
[14:24] <timmo> id still shank the bitch
[14:28] <csqrl> shit jmx
[14:28] <csqrl> sounds like my pops' divorce
[14:28] <csqrl> he got raped in divorce court even though the wife committed adultery
[14:28] <timmo> you live in texas
[14:28] <csqrl> yep
[14:28] <timmo> im surprised they didnt lynch satan
[14:28] <csqrl> which is why no prenup, no marriage
[14:33] <jmx> yeah
[14:33] <jmx> i wouldnt marry without one
[14:33] <jmx> know too many people who got fucking screwed in the divorce
[14:34] <jmx> fucking bitch gets everything and he's left living in a shitty apartment workin
[14:37] <Rjx> apache is taking up 260MB of RAM on my machine
[14:37] <Rjx> and is refusing to die
[14:38] <csqrl> apachectl DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[14:39] <maff> ps uawx | grep apache | awk {'print $2'} | xargs kill -9
[14:39] <maff> death to all apachites
[14:39] <csqrl> killall httpd
[14:42] <Workdug> MATT
[14:42] <Workdug> hi matt
[14:44] <csqrl> pen, didn't you say you needed a box with irc/php/mysql
[14:44] <Rjx> haha
[14:44] <Rjx> found an old picture
[14:44] <Rjx> of Rjx, the yoghurt king
[14:44] <Rjx> http://www.caffeinate.org/yoghurt.jpg
[14:44] <Sohcahtoa> O_o
[14:45] <csqrl> fofo
[14:45] <Sohcahtoa> http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2357/11386578420314ib.jpg
[14:46] <Rjx> KING OF THE YOGHURT PEOPLE
[14:46] <csqrl> i hate the uk spelling of yogurt
[14:46] <csqrl> yog hurt?
[14:47] <csqrl> it's pronounced YO, GERT!
[14:47] <Sohcahtoa> Kind of like "colour"
[14:47] <csqrl> the ou is also terrible
[14:47] <Rjx> different pronounciation
[14:48] <Sohcahtoa> "al-oo-min-ee-um"
[14:48] <Rjx> alyoominium
[14:48] <Rjx> fits with the other metals in the table of elements
[14:49] <Rjx> and the ium naming scheme of potassium, lithium, caesium, etc.
[14:49] <Rjx> aluminium
[14:49] <jonathans> more like gaeysium
[14:49] <Rjx> calc 98.6 f in c
[14:49] <cadaver> - 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit = 37 degrees Celsius
[14:49] <jonathans> amirite
[14:50] <Rjx> uriteium
[14:50] <Rjx> yarlyium
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