Log for #geekissues on 2006-04-03
Session Start: Mon Apr 03 21:29:39 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[21:29] * Now talking in #geekissues
[21:29] * Topic is ' http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/04/ruondoor1.jpg'
[21:29] * Set by timmo!timmo@dialup-4.227.139.111.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net on Mon Apr 03 16:47:16
[21:29] ok, what the fuck....
[21:31] http://www.dvdslist.com/index.php?u=jmx jestuh: what i have with me and a couple from
[21:35] I think I'm gonna swallow have a bottle of xanax tonight
[21:35] I can't afford to not sleep anymore. ;[
[21:35] D1: hardcore
[21:36] cool jmx!
[21:36]
[21:36] lol
[21:37] music still playing over here though ;x
[21:38] the best part of antitrust was tim robbins saying about how he wasn't so evil, not li
[21:38] haha
[21:39] i love how robbins equates them as being equal evils
[21:40] the cronenberg crash or the haggis crash?
[21:40] cronenbergs sucked
[21:41] of course
[21:41] jmx: i would say that they are pretty close on the evil scale
[21:41] lol
[21:42] but my values are such that killing trees is not that much less evil than killing
[21:42] * dekkon changes topic to ' http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/04/ruondoor1.jpg |
[21:42] IS THAT A DOUBLE DARE?
[21:42] so you value trees highly? or people very low?
[21:42] negative
[21:43] i think that it is more evil to kill a hundred-year-old tree than most humans
[21:43] I'd take 1mg of risperdal and that'd totally knock me out, but I'm afraid.
[21:43] well, i wouldn't say most
[21:43] but many individuals are worth a lot less than an old healthy tree in my eyes
[21:44] so kill all the trees before they earn your respect? ;x
[21:44] a fat welfare bitch who has 5 kids
[21:44] is worth less than a fucking sapling
[21:44] (in my eyes)
[21:44] lol
[21:44] BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!
[21:45] WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
[21:45] yeah, it's too bad about them
[21:45] they'll just grow up to be 5 fat welfare bitches
[21:45] get rid of them too
[21:45] haha indeed
[21:46] it is sad
[21:46] when 18 healthy trees
[21:46] are cut down to build a fucking house
[21:46] for 2-4 people
[21:46] lol
[21:46] do you live in a wooden house?
[21:47] how bout we cut down 18 healthy people and build a fucking tree
[21:47] jmx: unfortunately, yes
[21:47] i meant
[21:47] just to clear the space
[21:48] move to the canadian prairies, 90% of the trees were planted
[21:49] KWSN_MillenniumKnight
[21:49] opps
[21:49] http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/domo%20humping.gif
[21:50] I'm gonna write a letter to God tonight.
[21:50] he's... bigger than i remember
[21:51] going to write one to santa tomorrow D1?
[21:52] no, I suspect I'm part jewish.
[21:52] then right to him and tell him that he's an exclusive cuntbag
[21:52] write
[21:52] thats the plan.
[21:53] lol
[21:54] and I'm gonna listen to eyehategod while doing it.
[21:56] lol, fair choice
[21:56] good plan d1
[22:08] ask him why he hates peng so much
[22:08] DEAL ALERT
[22:08] two powered usb hubs for $17 on woot.com
[22:08] 4 port
[22:09] $17 shipped
[22:10] yes
[22:10] should i get 2, 4, or 6
[22:10] * Badtzmaru ordered vid card and speakerz today
[22:10] bah, 2 is enough
[22:10] bouncy bouncy
[22:10] why stop at 2?
[22:10] buy me to
[22:10] *two
[22:10] Badtzmaru: is the videocard 5.1?
[22:10] i think i found the perfect girl for me
[22:10] then you'll just want more at some point
[22:10] ex fatty
[22:10] pothead
[22:10] dads dead so shes depressed
[22:10] [01:08:17] <@dekkon> ask him why he hates peng so much
[22:10] but innocent and wants to cuddle
[22:11] and you'll wish that you had went for the better deal
[22:11] depressed chicks love to cuddle
[22:11] you too late
[22:11] 5.1?
[22:11] looking forward to stealing some innocence?
[22:11] 5.1 viewing
[22:11] 5.1 what viewing?
[22:11] I have no idea what that means
[22:11] heh
[22:12] http://www.bertmonroy.com/fineart/text/fineart_damen.htm
[22:13] Badtzmaru: it means you can plug the speakers into it and have surround sound
[22:13] i hope you didn't get one of those gay dvi or vga videocards
[22:13] and got the real deal
[22:13] with 5.1 surround sound
[22:13] I still have no idea what that means
[22:14] heh
[22:14] give me example
[22:14] and I got DVI cause my monitor does DVI =P
[22:14] that means i am joking about you getting the speakers to plug into the videocard
[22:14] ok
[22:14] I thought I had missed some new hotness or something
[22:14] you did
[22:14] the hotness of my hilarious humor
[22:14] you keep calling it that!
[22:15] oh i will
[22:15] http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/products/details/US/EN,CRID=2,CONTENTID=9486
[22:15] Mmm
[22:15] I have no idea where im gonna fit the sub though
[22:17] the albanians have invented a new radar system
[22:18] haha pen
[22:18] that can tell apart foreign aircraft from own aircraft
[22:18] with a 0% error rate
[22:18] the principle is very simple: every aircraft that shows up on the radar is foreign
[22:18] CRAFT
[22:18] AIRCRAFT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING LAPTOP KEYBOARD
[22:19] ;[
[22:19] hahahha
[22:20] lol
[22:20] whats the point of albania detecting aircraft? like they can do shit about them anywa
[22:22] a new toy set for kids has appearedin american stores, called "now you're a cop"
[22:23] the kit includes a gun, handcuffs, and a dead partner for whose death you must now
[22:23] some chick just msg'd me on myspace telling me to try not to be sad
[22:23] haha pen is doing stand up tonight
[22:23] how dare that whore
[22:23] haha stab her
[22:23] D1: sadness is all you have
[22:24] that bitch
[22:24] that and alf pogs
[22:24] http://www.questionville.com/
[22:24] hmm pretty interesting
[22:25] gay sitE
[22:25] pinin: welcome to 30mins ago
[22:26] All that kit is missing is an interacial sidekick to help you get vengance.
[22:26] And some cheezy humour
[22:27] In a can of course
[22:27] Lurk more.
[22:29] sorry fozzy
[22:29] ;[
[22:29] its ok!
[22:37] some chick just msg'd me on myspace telling me to try not to be sad --is she off
[22:38] no, shes just telling me what to do.
[22:38] how is that helpful?
[22:39] :\
[22:39] i'd just like to say
[22:39] telling me you've got it worse.. does not make me feel better
[22:39] aww poor stereo
[22:39] you could mock the person who has it worse, that usually cheers me up
[22:40] yeah but the telling itself does not help
[22:40] I have to say....down syndrome sure does cheer me up
[22:40] lol
[22:40] cause man....I sure wouldn't wanna be one of those mongoloids
[22:40] mm, canned humor
[22:41] haha
[22:41] I should have more respect for the mentally retarded.
[22:41] i think they should all be euthanized
[22:41] ;[
[22:41] haha
[22:41] i respect them for their retard strength
[22:41] i'm serious ;[
[22:43] GOD WILL SEND UPON YOU A RETARDED CHILD FOR THAT
[22:43] or a gay son
[22:43] which do you preffer?
[22:43] gay sons are cool
[22:43] they're not gonna knock some chick up
[22:43] either will be murdered by my bare hands so it doesn't matter
[22:43] ;[
[22:43] haha
[22:43] so i can be like 'yeah go ahead ... just watch for THE AIDS"
[22:44] i would constantly play some good ole GWAR classics like Meat Sandwich and The New
[22:44] lol
[22:44] i would feel bad making fun of a retarded son more tan a gay son too
[22:44] and its bad parenting if you don't
[22:44] why? like the retarded sons going to get that you are making fun of them
[22:45] well it's sorta "damnit this isn't working, wtf"
[22:45] "The New Plague"
[22:45] I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague
[22:45] I'm wondering how I got this way
[22:45] I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid
[22:45] Now I'm a person, just a person with aids
[22:45] If you treat me, like any old dude, I'll try real hard not to go bleed on you
[22:45] Cause I'm a person, and I know what to do
[22:45] So stick around cause I'm gonna get screwed
[22:45] I'm just a person, and you're a person like me
[22:45] Am I the victim of a conspiracy?
[22:45] I drank some whiskey, I did some cocaine
[22:45] Now I'm a person in Pain-Pain-Pain
[22:45] <3
[22:46] haha and present him with information on how people with AIDS died
[22:46] "John died because of a papercut. It got infected, and because of the AIDS, he di
[22:47] lol
[22:47] and then he went to a special hell because god especially hates fags
[22:48] nothing like a good ol' I hate god post to alienate the bitches on myspace
[22:48] oh well, take it or leave it bitch!
[22:49] lol i hated god until i realized how stupid it was to hate a fictional character
[22:49] so i transferred my hatred to humanity in general
[22:50] While Congress debates immigration reform, weighing proposals ranging from making it
[22:51] why don't they just enforce the minimum wage laws better
[22:52] crazy talk
[22:52] minimum wage laws are teh suk
[22:52] the great wall of texas is the solution
[22:53] A hooker who bit her client's penis reportedly so hard that he required an operation
[22:53] Prosecutor Matthew McNiff told the jury Louise Jowett carried out the attack because
[22:53] !
[22:53] i'm confuse
[22:53] oh.. that's the prosecutor
[22:53] not the defense
[22:53] always remember to tell the whore that you dont have the money after shes finished
[22:53] yeah
[22:53] get your pants on man
[22:53] dumbass deserved it
[22:54] he did say he paid for the sex though
[22:54] maybe he thought the blowjob was free
[22:56] its a hooker, them whores dont do nothing for free
[22:56] Police have arrested a Derry thrift shop owner and charged him with stealing goods fr
[22:56] Police said Ethan Palmer was caught on video stealing thousands of dollars worth of c
[22:56] They said he then sold those goods in his own store.
[22:56] haha
[23:01] I love it when fat pathetic guys on myspace pose with hot chicks they don't even know
[23:01] http://myspace-051.vo.llnwd.net/00379/15/09/379359051_l.jpg
[23:01] http://nwitimes.com/articles/2006/04/03/columnists/phil_wieland/b25b7b673d14c25e86257
[23:04] * johnstone is now known as johnst|aw
[23:04] http://www.thephoenix.com/article_ektid7852.aspx
[23:05] Michael Jackson: What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin has sex with Pogo, the c
[23:06] Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a deal with the devil – 'You
[23:06] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[23:07] hahaha
[23:08] you know, bill gates can get anyone to suck his turtle cock
[23:08] so joke is on you
[23:09] is linda gates hot?
[23:09] bill gates isn't that ugly
[23:09] :\
[23:09] I've never seen her
[23:09] who is linda gates?
[23:09] his wife
[23:10] dont remember ever seeing her
[23:10] actually, i think i do on biography, but not what she looks like
[23:10] er
[23:10] hahaha
[23:10] melinda gates even
[23:10] not linda
[23:10] dont think shes bad though
[23:10] usb hubs are about to sell out
[23:10] a little over an hour later
[23:11] last chance, mofos
[23:11] http://www.bu.edu/bufellow/undergraduate/gates.htm
[23:11] considering how rich he is shes not all that
[23:11] I'd tap that.
[23:12] lol
[23:12] http://www.texemarrs.com/images/Gates_Newsweek_Cover.gif
[23:12] she is mad hot
[23:12] because she is not a dumb slut
