Session Start: Thu Feb 14 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #gamedev
[02:10] <chandler> Ghaleon
[02:10] <chandler> explain urself
[03:17] <Dr_Rambo> BOOOONYA
[05:44] <Sembiance> :)
[05:49] <maels> euw, i gotta clear my bathtub
[05:50] <Sembiance> maels: use AJAX
[05:50] <maels> no like, in the piping
[05:50] <maels> or whatever you call it
[05:50] <Sembiance> oh :)
[05:50] <Sembiance> liquid plumer :)
[05:50] <maels> not looking forward to it at all
[08:40] <Daveman> :)
[08:41] <eTrece> ;P
[09:06] <Ghaleon> D:
[09:07] <Ghaleon> Epoch`_ JustBurn
[09:07] <Ghaleon> huhu
[09:08] <JustBurn> o rly?
[09:15] <Sembiance> ya rly
[09:21] <honkykong> nowai
[09:26] <Ghaleon> yezwai
[09:26] <Ghaleon> maybewai?
[09:27] <honkykong> nowai
[09:27] <honkykong> unpossible
[09:27] <Ghaleon> unobtainium
[09:29] * Ghaleon attaqz da chan weilding his unobtainium sword & armor
[09:30] * kermit` does kittah defense +3
[10:04] * honkykong evokes Puppy Elemental Supa Attack
[10:04] * Daveman evokes superfriend warmfuzzyhug attack!
[10:04] <honkykong> lol
[10:05] <honkykong> sup Daveman
[10:05] <Daveman> (^_^)
[10:05] <honkykong> hows dave, man
[10:05] <Daveman> THE DAVEMEN ARE WELL.
[10:05] <honkykong> good good
[10:05] <Daveman> HOW ARE THE GAME?
[10:07] <honkykong> pretty good
[10:07] <honkykong> wanna play othello?
[10:07] <honkykong> i will win.
[10:07] <Daveman> GO?
[10:08] * Ghaleon forces u all to play Hello Kitty MMORPG
[10:09] <Daveman> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[10:09] <Daveman> There's an RPG!?
[10:09] <Daveman> OMG, CAN I HAS IT!?
[10:14] <honkykong> like go but not go
[10:14] <honkykong> hello kittah island adventure
[10:23] <Daveman> HONKYKONG, YOU MAKE-A THE GAME-A?
[10:23] <Daveman> :D
[10:23] <honkykong> i've been thinking about making a 3d flash game
[10:23] <honkykong> but 3d in flash is so retarded
[10:23] <honkykong> maybe 3d space game
[10:23] <ht7z> flash is retarded
[10:23] <honkykong> minimal requirements
[10:24] <Ghaleon> mmo hello kitty island adventure porn
[10:24] <honkykong> you're a retarded!
[10:24] <ht7z> honkykong, ofc
[10:24] <Ghaleon> why not make a 1D in flash
[10:24] <honkykong> already done
[10:24] <honkykong> dot-mmorpg
[10:24] <honkykong> it doesnt move
[10:24] <honkykong> but it changes color
[10:25] <Daveman> 3d hello kitty?
[10:25] <Daveman> also, learn to program in a real language?
[10:25] <Daveman> :D
[10:25] <honkykong> like c++?
[10:25] <eTrece> lol pwn
[10:25] <honkykong> done
[10:25] <honkykong> assembler? done
[10:25] <honkykong> pascal? done
[10:25] <Daveman> MAKE A REAL GAME?
[10:25] <eTrece> clisp?
[10:25] <honkykong> like in c++/dx/lua? done
[10:25] <honkykong> working in flash because its accessible
[10:25] <Daveman> So, you've already written marketable games in all those languages?
[10:25] <Daveman> accessible?
[10:25] <honkykong> no need to install anything its already ready
[10:25] <Daveman> HAH!
[10:26] <Daveman> I scoff at your ineptitudes.
[10:26] <eTrece> that makes me want cake
[10:26] <Ghaleon> you need to code in VB
[10:27] <Ghaleon> VB is the for reals language
[10:27] <honkykong> http://a364.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_410bd4cc4e88ddbde8bc8
[10:27] <Daveman> Ghaleon, you need to do something productive with your time.
[10:27] <honkykong> http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/l_ce72063145608abd72793
[10:27] <Ghaleon> Daveman: http://xkcd.com/303
[10:27] <honkykong> Daveman: so lets see your c/dx/lua fps engine eh?
[10:28] <honkykong> theres mine
[10:28] <honkykong> i bet its nicer than yours.
[10:28] <Daveman> haha
[10:28] <Daveman> probably not
[10:28] <honkykong> screeners or it didnt happen
[10:28] <Daveman> my engine is a V8, which I'll subsequently use to run you over :]
[10:28] <Daveman> then you can code a new game from your hospital bed :D
[10:29] * Ghaleon rides V12's biznitches
[10:29] <Daveman> fat-ass
[10:29] <Ghaleon> ?_>
[10:29] <Ghaleon> u shouldn't talk about yo mama like dat
[10:29] <Daveman> man, I wish
[10:29] <honkykong> luckily i'm an emt
[10:29] <honkykong> so i can like
[10:29] <honkykong> medic myself real quick
[10:29] <Daveman> hahaha
[10:29] <honkykong> and come kill you
[10:30] <Daveman> [M]
[10:30] <honkykong> to death
[10:30] <Daveman> Medic!
[10:30] <Daveman> get me with yer hypodermic needle? :p
[10:30] <honkykong> besides
[10:30] <Daveman> SPREAD DISEASE?
[10:30] <honkykong> you cant run over me
[10:30] <Daveman> you're too fast?
[10:30] <honkykong> i got special... cant-run-over-me armor
[10:30] <Daveman> too fat?
[10:30] <Daveman> rofl
[10:30] <honkykong> +2
[10:30] <Daveman> nigga, please
[10:30] <honkykong> also i'm completely immune to whitey
[10:31] <Daveman> I'll mark yo ass like a terran ghost, and call in a lollernukestrike. :]
[10:32] <honkykong> rip starcraft: ghost
[10:32] <honkykong> :(
[10:33] <honkykong> daveman
[10:33] <honkykong> wut u do
[10:33] <honkykong> lets see it
[10:33] <Ghaleon> SC Ghost is just on the delaystation
[10:33] <honkykong> :(
[10:33] <honkykong> all i gots is a ds2
[10:33] <honkykong> it aint backwards compat
[10:34] <Daveman> heh
[10:35] <honkykong> k daveman
[10:35] <honkykong> i'm revoking your shit-talking license
[10:35] <honkykong> it is <stamp>REVOKED</stamp>
[10:35] <honkykong> you are no longer allowed to talk any sort of shit until you demonstrate
[10:38] <Daveman> :P
[10:38] <honkykong> damn now i wanna play sc ghost
[10:38] <Daveman> haha
[10:38] <Daveman> wah-wah
[10:38] <Daveman> poor hk
[10:38] <Daveman> don't we all ;p
[10:39] <honkykong> mabye i'll make it myself
[10:39] <honkykong> with my leet coding abilities
[10:39] <honkykong> a better one
[10:39] <honkykong> with flapjacks
[10:39] <honkykong> and hookers
[10:54] <Ghaleon> nukular launch detexted
[10:54] <chandler> ghal
[10:54] <chandler> explain urself
[10:54] <chandler> <@Ghaleon> http://downloadmirror.intel.com/15357/ENG/relnotes_winvis
[10:54] <chandler> <@Ghaleon> check it, GHAL3D
[10:54] <chandler> <@Ghaleon> and u all didn't believe me
[10:57] <Ghaleon> GHAL3D is hardkore
[10:59] <Ghaleon> wut needz splainin?
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[11:19] <chandler> i dont get it
[11:22] <Cryovat> Ghaleon writes so bad code that Intel needed to make a layer for making fut
[11:22] * Cryovat hides behind Ziggy-
[11:27] <chandler> ????????
[11:28] <capisce> matthew perry
[11:28] <Cryovat> chandler: That's what GHAL3D does
[11:28] <chandler> lies
[11:29] <chandler> lol
[11:34] * Daveman waves to honkykong
[11:38] <aav_hlm> Ghaleon doesn't even write Intel code
[11:39] <aav_hlm> he's a sock puppet
[11:39] <aav_hlm> aka DS coder
[11:39] <aav_hlm> (yes, thats a vague pun on "handheld")
[11:41] <Cryovat> I know :P
[11:48] <Ghaleon> aav grasps at straws ;D
[11:49] * Ghaleon dunks Cryovat in a vat of Nickelodeon slime
[11:50] <Cryovat> Nooooo
[11:50] <Cryovat> It's full of cooties :(
[11:57] <aav_hlm> test
[11:58] <Ghaleon> failure
[11:58] <sort> test
[11:58] <Ghaleon> failure
[11:58] <sort> fu
[11:58] <Ghaleon> ignore, retry, cancel
[11:58] <sort> cancel cancel cancel
[11:58] <Ghaleon> C:\ >
[11:59] <sort> deltree c: /y
[12:00] <sort> del /s /q /f c:\
[12:00] <sort> :D
[12:00] <Ghaleon> @_@
[12:00] <Ghaleon> C:\Ghaleon access denied
[12:00] <Ghaleon> C:\Sekrets access denied
[12:01] <Ghaleon> C:\Baq access denied
[12:01] <sort> shutdown -r -t 0
[12:03] <Ghaleon> Unable to kill process GhaleonHax.com
[12:04] <chandler> lol
[12:04] <chandler> fu
[12:06] <Ghaleon> Unrecognized command or program, fu
[12:07] <sort> echo del /s /q /f c:\ > fu.bat
[12:10] <Ghaleon> Error: out of disk space drive C:
[12:11] * Cryovat installs BSD on Ghaleon
[12:13] <chandler> whats your new ip
[12:15] * Ghaleon 's hypervisor disables BSD install
[12:15] <Ghaleon> my new ip is zphreak.kicks-ass.net
[12:15] <Ghaleon> huhu
[12:15] <Ghaleon> iunno why it's all kwayzi
[12:18] <Daveman> HAELO
[12:18] <echello> haelo
[12:18] <Ghaleon> I'm like Kenny Roggers in six pack
[12:18] <Ghaleon> Halo Kittay
[12:19] <chandler> gaelo
[12:20] <Daveman> :D
[12:20] <Daveman> haha
[12:20] <Ghaleon> Gello Twizzlers
[12:20] <Daveman> he got you there :]
[12:23] <Ghaleon> Davem Anne
[12:23] <Ghaleon> whatz da handler of C been up to anyways
[12:24] <Sembiance> the future of life as we know it lies in the hands of a select few... the
[12:24] <einride> poor world
[12:24] * aav_hlm listened to Captain Picards immortal words today
[12:24] <aav_hlm> i'm Engaged ;P
[12:25] <Daveman> :]
[12:26] <Daveman> skjera bagera? :P
[12:26] <einride> that's what my 10 year old daughter say
[12:26] <einride> you need to upgrade your .no teachers
[12:26] <capisce> ingenting tingeling
[12:26] <Daveman> :D
[12:27] <Daveman> einride, I'd rather sound like a retard on IRC, clearly :]
[12:27] <einride> hehe
[12:27] <einride> not retard... just.... young
[12:27] <Daveman> hey, you're entertained, right?
[12:27] <einride> hehe
[12:27] <einride> i'm leaving for .no tomorrow
[12:27] <einride> got a week with the kids
[12:28] <Daveman> :D
[12:28] <Daveman> yay!
[12:28] <Daveman> Good for you, Erik :)
[12:29] <Daveman> hade
[12:29] <capisce> einride: where are you now?
[12:29] <einride> athens
[12:29] <Daveman> :O
[12:30] <Sembiance> o rly?
[12:30] <Daveman> hvor i norge kommer du fra? :D
[12:30] <einride> funny little setup. me in athens, my kids in southern norway, my family in
[12:30] <einride> trondheim
[12:31] * Ghaleon slaps chandler wif a wet kittah
[12:31] <Daveman> Ah :)
[12:31] <Daveman> einride, seriously :P
[12:31] <Daveman> cool. but yeah, what's up with that :D
[12:31] <einride> i'm getting frequent flyer gold cards outta my own pocket :(
[12:32] <Cryovat> Ouch einride :(
[12:32] <Cryovat> South Norway being Kristiansand-ish?
[12:32] <einride> close, not that far south
[12:33] <einride> tønsberg
[12:33] <Cryovat> Fun, 8-9 hours to see them
[12:33] <einride> it's 6 hours in the air getting to oslo, 2 hours drive after that :P
[12:33] <einride> but for a norwegian kid it's pretty cool to have a dad who *lives* in a war
[12:34] <Daveman> :D
[12:34] <Daveman> yeah
[12:34] <Daveman> freezing nordmenn :P
[12:34] <einride> hehe
[12:34] <Cryovat> They must enjoy their vacations ;)
[12:34] <Cryovat> Is it really six hours?
[12:34] <einride> in the air? yeah
[12:34] <baaba> eh why's everyone hating on the cold
[12:34] <einride> hmm no
[12:34] <Cryovat> Was sure it was four-ish last time I went that stretch
[12:34] <einride> 5.5 to oslo, 6 to trondheim
[12:34] <einride> i go via ams
[12:34] <einride> so a detour
[12:35] <Cryovat> Ah, yeah
[12:35] <Cryovat> I went Gardemoen -> Athens
[12:35] <einride> baaba: cause they haven't tried a 3-week stretch with 45C
[12:35] <Cryovat> At least Sarajevo isn't that far off
[12:35] <einride> that'd be 4-4.5 yeah
[12:36] <einride> i'm going to ask for a raise :P
[12:36] <Astaroth_> Cryovat: are you from Kristiansand?
[12:36] <Cryovat> Nah
[12:36] <Cryovat> From Stavanger
[12:36] <Astaroth_> ah
[12:36] * Astaroth_ is
[12:36] <Cryovat> So travelled by train to Oslo pretty often
[12:36] <Cryovat> Live in Trondheim now though
[12:37] <einride> ntnu?
[12:37] <Cryovat> Yaeh
[12:37] <Cryovat> *yeah
[12:37] <einride> hehe ofcourse
[12:37] <einride> anyone read the aoc beta stories btw?
[12:38] <einride> i'm starting to think they're not going to be much competition afterall
[12:38] <Cryovat> aoc?
[12:38] <einride> age of conan
[12:38] <Cryovat> A friend is in the beta
[12:38] <Ghaleon> Age Of Pornan
[12:38] <Astaroth_> AO took a couple of years to be worth playing, maybe AOC needs some time
[12:38] <Cryovat> Doesn't seem too promising
[12:38] <Cryovat> Supposedly performance is horrible
[12:39] <Ghaleon> anyone play the console game?
[12:39] <Cryovat> My biggest issue with the game is that the universe is totally uninterestin
[12:39] <Minion> AO stopped sucking?
[12:39] <Cryovat> I tried the demo Ghaleon
[12:39] <Cryovat> Gameplay was very mediocre
[12:39] <Ghaleon> yesch
[12:39] <Astaroth_> I read somewhere that the majority of devs on AOC had never worked on a g
[12:39] <ht7z> all mmos but eve sucks
[12:39] <Ghaleon> but the attaqz were funnay
[12:40] <Ghaleon> I liked slicin dewds in halfs
[12:40] <Cryovat> The dialogue was nice
[12:40] <Cryovat> Amazon queen: Would you serve a woman?
[12:40] <Cryovat> Conan: No, but I would service her
[12:40] <Minion> ht7z is clearly crazy
[12:40] <Ghaleon> you mean this? "Come here womanz, sux it!"
[12:40] <Ghaleon> yeaz
[12:40] <Ghaleon> I could just see an MK remake, "SERVICE HER!"
[12:41] <Cryovat> Still haven't figured out if they were serious
[12:41] <Ghaleon> Conan is for realz yo
[12:41] <Ghaleon> he serves no (wo)man
[12:41] <Cryovat> 99% of me really want to think that it was meant self-ironically, but I got
[12:42] <Ghaleon> I'm tellin you it's for realz
[12:42] <Ghaleon> they are dead seriouz
[12:42] <Ghaleon> that's how Conan rolls
[12:50] <Sembiance> heh
[12:50] <Sembiance> every time I hear conan, I think arnold... but not gov. arnold, not even
[12:51] <chandler> lol
[12:51] <chandler> conan ob rien?
[12:51] <violator> arnold rave
[12:51] <violator> on youtube
[13:00] <Daveman> Sembiance :D
[13:39] <Sembiance> Daveman: :)
[13:57] <Ghaleon> Sembiman, Daveance
[14:02] <chandler> yes
[14:11] <Ghaleon> chandeon
[14:13] * Ghaleon smaqz Ziggy-
[14:23] * johnb- is now known as johnb
[14:34] * chandler slaps Ghaleon around a bit with a large trout
[14:37] <Ghaleon> http://foundmagazine.com/find/995
[14:37] * Ghaleon challenges chandler's mama to SF2
[14:49] <Ghaleon> yay updatez
[14:50] <ht7z> wat where
[14:52] <Ghaleon> Ghaleon 36.72
[15:19] <Ghaleon> moodewd
[15:19] * Ghaleon slaps Birgitte
[15:20] <Ghaleon> hrm
[15:20] <Ghaleon> that seems dangeresque
[15:38] <Udderdude> o_O
[15:48] * Ghaleon slaps chandler with a large wet +
[17:02] <[Relic]> Hello :)
[18:03] * Bibendum is now known as Minion
[18:26] * directhex kicks Ghaleon's cage.
[19:15] * Bibendum is now known as Minion
[21:45] * s1d is now known as R4bbi
[21:51] * Swish[\] is now known as Swish
[22:02] <wkr4k4r> lol
[22:04] * FMJigga is now known as FMJ0bama
[23:40] <chandler> ghl
Session Close: Fri Feb 15 00:00:00 2008