Log for #gamedev on 2008-01-17


Session Start: Thu Jan 17 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #gamedev
[01:33] <chai> http://www.svartberg.com/wip/ts_blade_02_03.jpg
[01:33] <chai> hightech vibroblade, can open beer cans and polish nails too :)
[01:35] <MrFurious> needs a flip-out spatula too
[01:35] <MrFurious> for ninja-spatuling
[03:13] <TILIX> áòäñõ #win32asm
[05:37] <Artem> hi all
[05:41] <Cryovat> Herro
[06:02] * SmilybOrg is now known as SmilyOrg
[08:32] <Ultyma> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchX4lp8Yc
[08:32] <Ultyma> The shark part is the funniest thing ever
[08:42] <_kw> what's a free 3d engine that's really easy to use?
[08:42] <_kw> ease of use is more important than quality atm
[08:43] <_kw> I just wanna test some things, and would like to see it in 3d.. but don't wanna
[08:44] <Ultyma> www.truevision3d.com
[08:44] <Ultyma> powerful as hell
[08:44] <Ultyma> easy as hell
[08:45] <_kw> hm ok
[08:45] <Ultyma> i bought a license fo rit
[08:46] <_kw> that's a bit excessive in my case.. I just have like 2 weeks to try something o
[08:46] <_kw> I could use 2d, but it'd be a bit awkward
[08:46] <Ultyma> how is it excessive
[08:46] <Ultyma> you can do something in it in like 10 minutes
[08:47] <_kw> no I meant buying a license
[08:47] <_kw> ;)
[08:47] <Ultyma> well ya
[08:47] <Ultyma> heh
[08:47] <Ultyma> you dont need to buy a license
[08:47] <_kw> I know, it just has a watermark which is fine
[08:47] <_kw> was already downloading
[08:51] <_kw> well, I better cook some food.. Will study this after dinner
[08:53] <Ultyma> :D
[09:06] <Ghaleon> The license buys you!
[09:06] <Ghaleon> huahua
[09:06] <Ghaleon> the watermark is a giant goatse
[09:07] <eTrece> lol i gotta license that
[09:27] <MrFurious> lol
[09:27] <MrFurious> goatseware
[09:27] <MrFurious> i seriously considered that as a business model a while
[09:28] <MrFurious> 'you can use this software for frees, but every load up you have to look
[09:28] <eTrece> hahaha
[09:28] <eTrece> that is awesome
[09:28] <MrFurious> lol
[09:28] <MrFurious> o/
[09:28] <DrScrat> and other times 2girls1cup
[09:28] <MrFurious> ya
[09:28] <MrFurious> thats the deluxe edition
[09:29] <DrScrat> all video tutorials start out with 2girls1cup, then a random few frames are
[09:29] <MrFurious> yes
[09:30] <MrFurious> 'now if you study this part carefully you'll see how we've arranged our o
[09:30] <Cryovat> Yay
[09:30] <Cryovat> I come home
[09:30] <Cryovat> Open a coke
[09:30] <Cryovat> Sit down in front of the PC
[09:30] <DrScrat> and do a line
[09:30] <Cryovat> And first thing I see is "gaping anus"
[09:30] <MrFurious> whatup
[09:30] <MrFurious> k
[09:30] <MrFurious> was it good for you?
[09:31] <Cryovat> Bit sore
[09:31] <Cryovat> :<
[09:31] <MrFurious> lol
[09:32] <MrFurious> so on a brighter note
[09:32] <MrFurious> if anyone was keeping up, yesterday i was all kinda concerned about how u
[09:32] <MrFurious> i think that concern was unfounded, seems to be more of a factor in how i
[09:33] <MrFurious> in reality i think my pingtime went from 0.04 to 0.09
[09:33] <MrFurious> which is a lot more tolerable
[09:33] <MrFurious> also i think i figured out why my app seems to be randomly dropping peopl
[09:34] <MrFurious> also i gave it a spiffy airbrush, pretty fun
[09:36] <Ghaleon> :O
[09:36] <Ghaleon> airbush
[09:36] <MrFurious> wanna see?
[09:36] <MrFurious> its pretty neat :)
[09:36] <Ghaleon> you need to give it the brazilian now
[09:36] <Ghaleon> sry, gots to werk
[09:36] <MrFurious> also way super more responsive
[09:36] <MrFurious> ah works, its good
[09:37] <MrFurious> well enjoy, maybe checks it out later if you gets bored
[09:37] <MrFurious> the brazillian?
[09:37] <postalrat> you need an alpha value you can set for the brush
[09:37] <MrFurious> i really do
[09:37] <MrFurious> its the enxt thing i'm adding
[09:37] <MrFurious> its kidna really tempting to add layers too
[09:37] <MrFurious> but it just seems like overkill
[09:39] <postalrat> maybe a layer for each user that can be turned on or off
[09:39] <postalrat> maybe
[09:39] <MrFurious> yeah thats kinda what i was thinking
[09:39] <MrFurious> like the owner of the whiteboard could assign diff users to diff layers
[09:39] <MrFurious> it would be kinda neat to have layers tho cause then i could apply filter
[09:39] <postalrat> but it might be hard to do
[09:39] <MrFurious> an dnot just universally
[09:39] <MrFurious> its all hard to do
[09:40] <MrFurious> its ok i'm not skurred
[09:40] <postalrat> because people draw on top of others stuff, so you almost need some type
[09:40] <MrFurious> i just feel like i should be working on other stuff
[09:40] <postalrat> that would be time
[09:40] <MrFurious> flash has all that sort of shit built in
[09:40] <MrFurious> very little management i'd need to do there
[09:40] <MrFurious> for layers and stuff
[09:41] <MrFurious> damn its just so much more responsive now
[09:42] <eTrece> after converting to goatse license?
[09:42] <MrFurious> goatseware ftw
[09:49] <Sembiance> :)
[09:52] <MrFurious> hi Sembiance
[09:52] <MrFurious> sup
[09:55] <Sembiance> hello
[09:55] <Sembiance> not much
[09:55] <Sembiance> just bitching about pirates of the burning sea
[09:56] <MrFurious> coo
[09:56] <MrFurious> hows that going for ya
[10:21] <violator> I'm trying to make a NASCAR, playboy and poker MMORPG with a datingservice
[10:21] <Anddos> yes youaredreaming.com
[10:22] <violator> hulk hogan and the ultimate warrior allready agreed to make voiceacting
[10:23] <violator> if you buy stock in my company I shall include free VIAGRA
[10:50] <Sembiance> hrm
[10:50] <Sembiance> violator: just mod second life, would be quicker
[10:50] <Sembiance> oh wait, they banned poker
[10:50] <Sembiance> and odds are will ban sex next
[10:50] <Sembiance> the world needs an open source secondlife
[10:51] <eTrece> totally, banning sex is retarded
[10:51] <eTrece> seriously, people don't care when you are killing everything possible but th
[10:52] <Cryovat> Welll
[10:52] <Cryovat> Christianity is all about making you ashamed of your true nature
[10:53] <Cryovat> If it's related to your body somehow, it's shameful and immoral
[10:55] <eTrece> ugh, that is soo sad...
[10:56] <eTrece> i wonder if there are any countries without censorship?
[11:09] <Sembiance> I just laugh when I see a 'feature' of an upcoming space game: 'Billions
[11:09] <Sembiance> yah, billions of planets, all just as worthless as the next one
[11:09] <Sembiance> if you have billions of planets to explore, what you will wind up with is
[11:11] <einride> billions of generated-on-demand planets
[11:17] <MrFurious> is it raining? is it snowing? is a hurricaine a blowing?
[11:17] <MrFurious> not a speck of light is showing... so the danger must be growing
[11:17] <MrFurious> the rowers keep on rowing... and they show no sign that they are slowing!
[11:18] <Cryovat> Actually Sembiance, there will be 4,294,967,295 planets
[11:18] <Cryovat> One for each possible seed value :P
[11:19] <MrFurious> mai shizzle needs a name
[11:20] <MrFurious> brain storm with me ppl
[11:20] <Cryovat> Pelvis Chronicles
[11:20] <MrFurious> Adventures of the Turbo Felcher
[11:20] <MrFurious> nah
[11:20] <MrFurious> its a chat thing
[11:21] <MrFurious> with games
[11:21] <MrFurious> and mutual media
[11:21] <MrFurious> and shit
[11:21] <MrFurious> all flash
[11:21] <Cryovat> Trashtalker Live?
[11:21] <MrFurious> for people to embed in their myspace pages
[11:21] <MrFurious> hmm
[11:25] <MrFurious> maybe just name it after my favorite bug
[11:25] <MrFurious> batMantis
[11:26] <Cryovat> How many search results do you get for it?
[11:26] <MrFurious> a billion
[11:26] <MrFurious> and a half
[11:26] <MrFurious> Cult of Zorak
[11:27] <MrFurious> Endo
[11:27] <MrFurious> i already own bokz.net
[11:27] <MrFurious> maybe something with that?
[11:27] <MrFurious> its a kinda goofy name tho
[11:29] <MrFurious> Chats of Fury
[11:30] <MrFurious> something that really articulates what a big waste of time it is would be
[11:32] <MrFurious> sChat
[11:32] <MrFurious> migmog
[11:35] <Cryovat> NorrisTalk
[11:35] <MrFurious> lol
[11:35] <MrFurious> sounds tuff
[11:36] <MrFurious> ninjaChat?
[11:36] <Cryovat> http://www.ninjachat.com/
[11:36] <Cryovat> :<
[11:37] <MrFurious> :(
[11:37] <MrFurious> ah well
[11:37] <MrFurious> kinda catchy name tho
[11:37] <MrFurious> mooChat
[11:37] <MrFurious> made with the power of Cows.
[11:37] <Cryovat> Talkr
[11:37] <MrFurious> Fappr
[11:38] <Cryovat> Haha
[11:38] <Cryovat> Think Frappr would sue if someone made a porn site with that name? :D
[11:38] <MrFurious> lol wuts a frappr
[11:39] <Cryovat> It's a site that lets communitys put pins in a map to show what user is whe
[11:39] <MrFurious> sounds geigh
[11:39] <MrFurious> dont put a pin in my map
[11:39] <MrFurious> i'll go psycho apeshit with much fury
[11:39] <MrFurious> sukChat
[11:39] <MrFurious> fuglyChat
[11:46] <[Relic]> Hello :)
[11:46] <MrFurious> (: Hello
[11:46] <_kw> heh, how the hell do I start a new project using tv3d.. :-/
[11:47] <MrFurious> push some buttons
[11:47] <MrFurious> comp goes nom nom nom
[11:47] <_kw> heh
[11:47] <MrFurious> its the done
[11:47] <_kw> ic ;(
[11:47] <MrFurious> ez
[11:47] <[Relic]> make a big monetary sacrifice to m$?
[11:47] <MrFurious> sacrifice your first born
[11:48] <eTrece> saudamize a goat
[11:49] <MrFurious> sodomyChat
[11:57] <Cryovat> Sodomize Jack Thompson?
[12:41] <MrFurious> http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4294/screenfuzztesthm4.jpg lol fuzzy
[12:44] <entheh> yaay ^____^
[12:51] <MrFurious> lol
[12:55] * _kw sobs
[12:55] <MrFurious> emo
[12:55] <MrFurious> wuts the problem
[12:56] <MrFurious> http://thismight.be/offensive/uploads/2008/01/17/image/jesus-light-switch
[12:57] <kozmonaut> hehe
[12:57] <_kw> still can't get tv3d to work
[12:57] <_kw> :|
[12:57] <_kw> I've been reduced to following "setting up tv3d for dummies" guides, and still
[12:58] <MrFurious> maybe you should consider new career
[12:58] <MrFurious> manwhore?
[12:58] <MrFurious> how long can you hold your breath
[12:59] <eTrece> lol
[12:59] <_kw> :-/
[12:59] <MrFurious> someone pay me to do some leet flash shit
[12:59] <MrFurious> i needs th emoney
[12:59] <MrFurious> my flash love you long time
[13:00] <Sonistar> eew flash
[13:00] <MrFurious> my flash is leet
[13:00] <MrFurious> unlike normal flash
[13:00] <MrFurious> its honkyflash
[13:01] <eTrece> i was once flashed in the park by a crazy old dude
[13:01] <MrFurious> nice
[13:01] <MrFurious> i was thinking something like that would make a good logo if i went with
[13:01] <_kw> I'm not old :(
[13:02] <MrFurious> yet
[13:02] <MrFurious> give it time
[13:02] <MrFurious> and GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN
[13:02] <eTrece> haha the near death star
[13:05] <eTrece> Dr. Zoidberg: I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you conside
[13:06] <postalrat> you know what would be cool. just a simple flash applet that lets anyone
[13:06] <postalrat> but thats all it is, no logging in or seeing other peoples names. just s
[13:07] <MrFurious> yah i saw something like that once
[13:07] <postalrat> no borders or anything. just a board and maybe a pallete
[13:07] <MrFurious> was covered in nikka this and nazi that
[13:07] <MrFurious> and cleared it self out over and over again
[13:07] <MrFurious> my whiteboard is way bettar
[13:08] <postalrat> maybe make it so you can use it with a mask. make part of the logo of yo
[13:08] <MrFurious> it has airbrushs now :)
[13:08] <MrFurious> lol that'd be cool
[13:08] <postalrat> the letters for example
[13:08] <MrFurious> ya
[13:08] <MrFurious> i've been thinking about adding mask areas actually
[13:08] <MrFurious> http://bokz.net/flash/test1.swf
[13:34] <MrFurious> lol newuser1050
[13:34] <MrFurious> sorry my chat sux :P
[13:35] <MrFurious> its gots a whiteboard tho
[13:35] <MrFurious> pretty fun
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[14:46] <Decept404> http://kotaku.com/346211/bionic-commando-rearmed-in-motion !!!11
[14:46] <eTrece> that is soo awesome
[14:46] <Decept404> i'm far, far more excited about that than the new bc game
[17:21] <Ghaleon> fly over fly over
[17:21] <Ghaleon> mr bionic commando get out of my way......
[17:23] * Cryovat hires Ghaleon to program Super Bionic Commando
[17:56] <MrFurious> <3 bionic commando
[17:56] <MrFurious> used to love that game
[18:29] <Ghaleon> hehe
[18:30] <Ghaleon> my college principle worked on the GBC version of it
[18:34] <MrFurious> sweet
[18:34] <MrFurious> sup
[18:34] <MrFurious> hows the kittahs
[18:35] <[Relic]> purrfect?
[18:36] <Ghaleon> hugalicious
[18:36] <MrFurious> nice
[18:36] <Ghaleon> my coworker is getting a kitten
[18:36] <Ghaleon> I must theef it
[18:45] <MrFurious> http://bokz.net/flash/test1.swf
[18:59] <MrFurious> Ghaleon i'm using your statements in my press release
[18:59] <MrFurious> [21:52] <Ghaleon> this was a triumph
[18:59] <MrFurious> [21:52] <Ghaleon> I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
[18:59] <MrFurious> the world must know
[19:01] <Daveman> FURIOUS
[19:04] <MrFurious> EMERGENCY!!
[19:04] <MrFurious> fire engine heading the wrong way down the one way street outside
[19:04] <MrFurious> stopped 100ft away, i had to go check it out
[19:06] <violator> did it find kitten?
[19:07] <MrFurious> i think so
[19:07] <MrFurious> all kittahs = OK
[20:05] <_kw> heh
[20:08] <Ghaleon> heh heh
[20:09] <MrFurious> !!!!
[20:09] <_kw> was just reading http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verse
[20:09] <_kw> I kinda presumed it was linked from here
[20:09] <_kw> but was another chan ;P
[20:13] <MrFurious> aight
[20:13] <MrFurious> fkrs
[20:13] <MrFurious> should my chats have password locked accounts
[20:13] <MrFurious> or wut
[20:15] <_kw> wut
[20:15] <MrFurious> hmm
[20:15] <MrFurious> wonder if i could do both
[20:15] <MrFurious> like passwords not required, but if you wanna use one, goforit
[20:16] <MrFurious> if it thrills ya
[20:21] <Ghaleon> yesch
[20:21] <Ghaleon> datz da efnet wei
[20:56] <Ghaleon> yay flammie drums
[20:58] <kozmonaut> ghaleons heat source in his house is a cut in half flamming drum, that he
[21:01] <Ghaleon> @_@
[21:01] <Ghaleon> kittah drumz
[21:03] <kozmonaut> ghal burns the neighbourhood mangey old kitaays for fuel
[21:21] <Ghaleon> :O
[21:22] <Ghaleon> the ones from kozmohouse are extra mangey
[21:28] <Sonistar> rargh
[21:28] <Sonistar> hows everyone doing?
[21:30] <Ghaleon> slaqrn
[21:32] <sort> speak for yourself
[21:33] <sort> hmm i guess quake isnt work
[21:33] <sort> so i must be slaqrn too
[21:41] <Ghaleon> pwnt
[21:42] <sort> one tiny thing left to do, yet i dont want to do it
[21:43] <Sonistar> poke
[21:43] <Sonistar> quiet tonight >.>
[21:44] <sort> i need caffeine :<
[21:46] <Ghaleon> sort: I need thsoe TPS reports by 5pm
[21:46] <sort> ur liek the 8th person to ask me already
[21:48] <Ghaleon> see, itz really importantz
[21:49] <sort> im stealing ur pennies
[21:59] <Ghaleon> my my stapler
[21:59] <Ghaleon> I can.... set the building.... on fire....
[22:02] <sort> umm yeah..
[22:02] <Daveman> :p
[22:04] * Ghaleon sets Daveman on fire
[22:04] <Daveman> \o/
[22:07] <sort> i need caffeine, but not a lot of caffeine, halp
[22:08] <sort> maybe eating coffee beans will help
[22:08] <Daveman> GRIND THEM WITH YOUR TEETH!
[22:08] <sort> grinding
[22:09] <sort> wiki: Chocolate-covered roasted coffee beans are available as a confection; ea
[22:09] <sort> these better not be decaffeinated
[22:09] <FMJaguar> they are
[22:09] <FMJaguar> then your falling asleep
[22:09] <sort> noo
[22:10] <sort> hmm
[22:10] <FMJaguar> then i'm going to your dream to kill you
[22:10] <sort> this may be a buzz
[22:10] <sort> woohoo, im saved
[22:10] <sort> and i cant stop eating them
[22:21] * pingsweep is now known as CyrixLead
[22:33] <directhex> auto shotty ftk
[23:26] <MrFurious> no good against my rockits tho
[23:33] <DrScrat> no good against my rockettes
[23:42] <MrFurious> ok i think i'm naming my chat thing
[23:42] <MrFurious> sChat
[23:43] <DrScrat> scrat chat
[23:43] <MrFurious> -crat
[23:43] <MrFurious> +dongs
[23:44] <MrFurious> ^boobs
[23:49] <sort> are there any good energy supplements available these days besides caffeine? :
[23:49] <DrScrat> cocaine
[23:50] <sort> i said good
[23:50] <DrScrat> crank
[23:50] <sort> again
[23:50] <DrScrat> crack
[23:50] <sort> no
[23:50] <DrScrat> ephedrin
[23:51] <DrScrat> huhu
[23:51] <sort> that works
[23:51] <DrScrat> but not good for u, some fat people died from it
[23:51] <sort> ive survived thus far
[23:51] <DrScrat> I haven't taken that in like, shit, over 10 years
[23:53] <sort> http://www.buyvasoproephedrine.com/ephedrine30mg.html
[23:53] <sort> here we go, a nice photoshoped bottle of pills
Session Close: Fri Jan 18 00:00:00 2008