Session Start: Fri Aug 08 00:00:01 2008
Session Ident: #computers
[00:00] <chris248_> because my delusions were so bad.. it was a feeling.. not a image/percept
[00:00] <troopa> I can definately seeing 2GB of memory being a mimumum when dealing with a SQ
[00:00] <chris248_> i forced myself to stay awake for 3 days while inside in my basement
[00:00] <smashr> yeah i was going to do 4 atleast
[00:00] <smashr> but with the users on it
[00:00] <smashr> they are going to be assholes
[00:00] <smashr> might need 8
[00:00] <smashr> am going to run proxy on it aswell
[00:00] <smashr> might run that on the pbx though in centos
[00:01] <phire> well if you're expanding soon
[00:01] <phire> roll with it
[00:01] <troopa> You guys should honestly keep the SQL server on another physical, or even vi
[00:01] <smashr> u think
[00:01] <troopa> Yes.
[00:02] <smashr> ther eisnt going to be much of a hardcore exchange
[00:02] <smashr> nothing liek enterprise
[00:02] <smashr> just mysql
[00:02] <smashr> like 1000 accounts in it
[00:02] <smashr> only like 5 users
[00:02] <smashr> its just a customer database
[00:02] <chris248_> troopa, what I meant by not letting anything interfere.. it's probably no
[00:02] <smashr> 100 a month
[00:02] <smashr> right now we ar ein the stone age
[00:02] <troopa> Well, if it is just for internal use then it should be fine.
[00:02] <smashr> physcial files
[00:02] <smashr> yeah only internal use
[00:02] <troopa> Just don't make it an Internet-facing service
[00:03] <smashr> but will be php apache tho
[00:03] <smashr> no no
[00:03] <troopa> If you do that, then you're asking for possible problems.
[00:03] <chris248_> at the time i had a lot of energy passing thru the body, i basically trie
[00:03] <smashr> only internal
[00:03] <troopa> Then it is fine.
[00:03] <maria`> super troopa
[00:03] <smashr> yeah i dont want my DC to be external
[00:03] <smashr> maybe for me to rdp in
[00:04] <bj0rn> troopa poopa
[00:04] <maria`> getting off topic here for a sec; anyone use a good windows xp to widnows vi
[00:04] <troopa> I know of one.
[00:04] <troopa> Want me to link?
[00:04] <maria`> yes plz
[00:04] <smashr> omg i lost a key!!
[00:04] <smashr> omg fuck
[00:04] <smashr> brb
[00:04] <bj0rn> maria` i know one, its called Vista
[00:04] <maria`> i want my pc to look preatiful on my 24
[00:04] <chris248_> troopa, know that ALL of those ideas of what's happening to you, WILL pas
[00:05] * maria` slaps bj0rn
[00:05] <bj0rn> mmm hot
[00:05] <maria`> yeah
[00:05] <chris248_> but I didn't have anyone who gave me assurance of this.. and it certainly
[00:05] <maria`> thats not gunna work
[00:05] <troopa> http://www.crystalxp.net/bricopack/en.htm
[00:05] <blackass> CrystalXP.net - Bricopacks
[00:05] * maria` grabs a pipe
[00:05] * bj0rn spanks maria` with bacon
[00:05] * maria` slaps bj0rn around a bit with a PhalliX Starlight Dichroic Wrapped Love Wand
[00:05] <smashr> ok thats better lol
[00:05] <smashr> i put my + key in the wrong place
[00:05] <bj0rn> oMg
[00:06] <troopa> Any of those packs on that website are free.
[00:06] <troopa> Just download, install, reboot and it looks like you have vista.
[00:06] <maria`> phire!!!!!!!
[00:06] <smashr> man exchange server is so fucking expensive
[00:06] <maria`> where do you poop?
[00:06] <chris248_> troopa, try to welcome all feelings, & enjoy them.. only when the mind la
[00:06] <smashr> my boss is gonna be like wtf..
[00:06] <maria`> when u have to poop?
[00:06] <phire> maria`: in toilets?
[00:07] <maria`> where is a toilet located when u need one
[00:07] <maria`> lets say NOW
[00:07] <maria`> :>
[00:07] <maria`> POOP it!
[00:07] <phire> chris248_: that's what i've been trying to do recently
[00:07] <chris248_> oh? :)
[00:07] <troopa> Are you forced to use MS:Exchange?
[00:07] <phire> maria`: about 1,000 feet away from me
[00:07] <troopa> You could always use an alternative.
[00:07] <maria`> ;)
[00:07] <smashr> no but i would like to use it
[00:07] <smashr> why not..
[00:07] <smashr> if they are going to pay for it
[00:08] <smashr> ive used it at the last 2 companies ive worked for and its nice.
[00:08] <smashr> esp when im setting up user's accounts and i don thave to do email/ account
[00:08] <smashr> pop mail sucks
[00:08] <troopa> If they can afford it, then go for it. I just know there are some free alter
[00:08] <chris248_> man.. i'm a bad case of hormoness... everytime i see a young lady pass th
[00:08] <smashr> id much rather make users logins and boom
[00:08] <phire> finger BANG! BANG!
[00:08] <smashr> so chris
[00:08] <smashr> thats normal
[00:08] <chris248_> probably also never been on a date.. makes this more irrestible! :D
[00:08] <chris248_> i'm a sad case for a life
[00:08] <smashr> except i get blowjobs
[00:09] <chris248_> boohoo :O(
[00:09] <smashr> today i must have had like 4 girls want to suck on my testicals
[00:09] <bj0rn> <- is blowjob
[00:09] <phire> chris248_: do you want a date?
[00:09] <smashr> and im a fat bastard
[00:09] <smashr> yo phire im out
[00:09] <chris248_> the right girl, who is sensitive like me, sure :O)
[00:09] <phire> later smash
[00:09] <smashr> gotta goto work and sell my self a b0x
[00:09] <smashr> op me =)
[00:09] <smashr> im a whore
[00:09] <phire> chris248_: what's stopping you from finding her?
[00:09] <smashr> kthx
[00:09] <smashr> ill add u to my ds3 =)
[00:09] <bj0rn> no! you want the dirty whore slut that takes it up the ass!
[00:09] <smashr> well ds1
[00:09] <maria`> ph ph ph phire!
[00:09] <smashr> im poor
[00:09] <smashr> too pour
[00:09] <chris248_> me too :O(
[00:09] <smashr> daul ds1 tho
[00:10] <chris248_> sleeping in my tent now
[00:10] <phire> lol bj0rn
[00:10] <phire> quality advice
[00:10] <maria`> me 3
[00:10] <bj0rn> cus you wont find a girl sensitive enough to not fuck you over!
[00:10] <chris248_> poor me..
[00:10] <chris248_> ah..
[00:10] <smashr> man when i fuck my gf
[00:10] <maria`> yes you will
[00:10] <smashr> i feel like im fucking a whore
[00:10] <maria`> find such a girl
[00:10] <smashr> she tells me to choke her and slap her
[00:10] <smashr> kinda feels fucked up
[00:10] <bj0rn> lies maria! LIES!
[00:10] <HORLIX> choke?
[00:10] <HORLIX> damn
[00:10] <maria`> how is that like a whore?
[00:10] <phire> yea this one bitch i fucked a few months ago loved being choked
[00:10] <maria`> wtf is wrong with yuu smashr?
[00:10] <phire> i was like hmmm
[00:10] <HORLIX> cuz its dirty
[00:11] <smashr> me?
[00:11] <troopa> To be honest, the last thing you want is a sensitive girl. Because, they are
[00:11] <maria`> no its not
[00:11] <maria`> its not dirty wanted to be slapped
[00:11] <maria`> and choked
[00:11] <smashr> wtf
[00:11] <HORLIX> lulz
[00:11] <smashr> i feel weird
[00:11] <maria`> dont!
[00:11] <smashr> phire did you do it?
[00:11] <HORLIX> its dirty smasher
[00:11] <smashr> i do it but not very intent
[00:11] <phire> sorta
[00:11] <troopa> phire: I thought you were married?
[00:11] <smashr> she like it
[00:11] <maria`> get into it
[00:11] <HORLIX> i promise it is
[00:11] <smashr> yeah i sorta did
[00:11] <phire> i felt like i was trying to kill her or something
[00:11] <phire> troopa: no
[00:11] <maria`> and have fun
[00:11] <maria`> smashr
[00:11] <smashr> i didnt feel comfortable
[00:11] <phire> troopa: seperated almost 2 years ago
[00:11] <HORLIX> :D
[00:11] <phire> you've been gone a long time bro =p
[00:11] <smashr> idk
[00:11] <smashr> itz just weird
[00:12] <smashr> lata maria
[00:12] <smashr> whipChrema!
[00:12] <maria`> 02:11 <smashr> i didnt feel comfortable
[00:12] <chris248_> troopa, I mean by sensitive in the sense of nonjudgemental, empathy
[00:12] <phire> smashr: I was like.. "shit if i kill her i'm gonna go to jail"
[00:12] <maria`> you shouldnt be having sex with her
[00:12] <maria`> :P
[00:12] <smashr> why?
[00:12] <chris248_> not one whose a ticking time bomb full of emotional attachments/judgement
[00:12] <phire> so i choked her just enough to shut her up lol
[00:12] <chris248_> :p
[00:12] <maria`> lol phire
[00:12] <smashr> yeah thats what i did
[00:12] <smashr> and like
[00:12] <smashr> when she says slap me
[00:12] <smashr> if i dont hit her hard enough she hits me
[00:12] <maria`> SLAP ME
[00:12] <troopa> Chris: "not one whose a ticking time bomb full of emotional attachments/judg
[00:12] <smashr> so i have to smack her hard
[00:12] <maria`> YES
[00:12] <phire> lol
[00:12] <maria`> YES YES
[00:12] <troopa> They are all ticking time bombs, lol.
[00:12] <smashr> omg
[00:12] <maria`> HARD
[00:13] <chris248_> indeed
[00:13] <smashr> fucking weirdo
[00:13] <maria`> dont bring that weak shit in to the bed
[00:13] <troopa> Hells yeah.
[00:13] <HORLIX> :o
[00:13] <smashr> dude my gf is a fucking bomb
[00:13] <smashr> every year around her bfday
[00:13] <smashr> she goes nutz
[00:13] <chris248_> it will get worse in the future
[00:13] <HORLIX> nice pussy?
[00:13] <thebarry> nice
[00:13] <chris248_> count on it :D
[00:13] <troopa> That would be amazing if a girl said that. "Don't bring that weak shit to my
[00:13] <troopa> Rough sex = best sex.
[00:14] <maria`> word!!!!
[00:14] <phire> rough sex can be awesome but not when a girl is basicall asking you to beat h
[00:14] <maria`> yes
[00:14] <maria`> !!
[00:14] <maria`> pussy
[00:14] <phire> "kick the shit out of me!!!!"
[00:14] <maria`> :P
[00:14] <troopa> phire: I beat them up regardless
[00:14] <maria`> lol
[00:14] <troopa> She may as well just ask for it
[00:14] <smashr> hahaha
[00:14] <smashr> no shit phire
[00:14] <smashr> its fucking weird
[00:14] <maria`> lol troopa
[00:14] <smashr> im use to fucking pretty little 18 yr olds
[00:14] <maria`> its juts a slap
[00:14] <maria`> and a choke
[00:14] <phire> lol
[00:14] <maria`> geesh
[00:14] <smashr> put ther efeet behind there heads
[00:14] <smashr> and own it
[00:14] <troopa> Lmao
[00:15] <smashr> this girl is 24 and knows how to get freaky
[00:15] <phire> "BEAT MY FUCKING ASS. THAT'S SO HOT. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BREAK MY ARM"
[00:15] <smashr> hahaha phire
[00:15] <phire> see i just can't do that kinda shit
[00:15] <thebarry> phire, cutting off oxygen to the brain enhances orgasm
[00:15] <maria`> i orgasm when i break an arm
[00:15] <smashr> so sensitive they cry over nothing
[00:15] <maria`> yes
[00:15] <phire> i know barry
[00:15] <phire> but people die from that occasionally
[00:15] <smashr> then want the shit kickd out of them while getting stabbed with a huge penis
[00:15] <thebarry> that's why she liked being choked
[00:15] <smashr> i dont know what the fuck is up
[00:15] <troopa> The girl that took my virginity liked to have sex in public. I was one lucky
[00:16] <phire> indeed
[00:16] <smashr> ha nice troopa
[00:16] <troopa> I remember doing it beside an icecream shop in the middle of the night (snuc
[00:16] <smashr> ahh shit i gotta go
[00:16] <smashr> later folk
[00:16] <phire> later woman abuser
[00:16] <troopa> Lol.
[00:16] <troopa> See ya.
[00:16] <smashr> i should record my boss conv with the email i sent him
[00:16] <smashr> with a 4700 dollar bill
[00:16] <troopa> Oh..
[00:17] <smashr> for exchange w2k3 office standard and 4u 2x xeon 5420
[00:17] <smashr> =)
[00:17] <troopa> I will need $1,230 for my technical advice. Don't forget to add that!
[00:17] <troopa> Lol jk.
[00:17] <smashr> no shit troopa
[00:17] <smashr> he is flipping but see,
[00:17] <smashr> most people woudl be like oooh ill do it for free
[00:17] <smashr> with my standard 10% parts fee
[00:17] <smashr> thats 500 bucks
[00:17] * phire punches maria in the face.
[00:17] <phire> you like that bitch?
[00:17] <smashr> kzu u know they dont charge cost
[00:17] <phire> hot
[00:17] <esd> can i conclude that most chics that are sexy have multiple orgasms than fat on
[00:17] <troopa> phire: I like that. Please, go on.
[00:17] <smashr> HOT SMACK DAT BITCH
[00:18] <smashr> ha
[00:18] <smashr> should i fuck my sleeping gf
[00:18] <smashr> kinda sounds fun
[00:18] * phire kicks maria in the kidney.
[00:18] <smashr> hrm
[00:18] <smashr> ok
[00:18] <phire> mmm that's fucking hot
[00:18] <phire> HOT
[00:18] <phire> i love it when you're gasping for air
[00:18] <phire> gets me all turned on
[00:18] <smashr> ha
[00:18] <troopa> One night we should have a really dirty conversation, and bait someone into
[00:18] <troopa> lol
[00:19] <maria`> i would prob
[00:19] <maria`> be the one to come out
[00:19] <maria`> with something
[00:19] <troopa> Situations like that are classic.
[00:19] <maria`> :(
[00:19] <bj0rn> vaginal discharge milkshake!
[00:19] <maria`> thx for the heads up
[00:19] * phire grabs smashr's hand and touches troopa's ass with it
[00:19] <bj0rn> maria` want to help me make yogurt?
[00:19] <troopa> Maria: I wouldn't make fun of you. I would gauge you open, poor milk inside,
[00:20] <troopa> See, I can say gross things too. Lol.
[00:20] <maria`> BUT
[00:20] <chris248_> BUT :?
[00:20] <maria`> did you have to involve me?
[00:20] <maria`> :P
[00:20] <troopa> Yes.
[00:20] <maria`> ok
[00:20] <maria`> as long as you realy had to
[00:20] <bj0rn> nub, you dont make milkshake with them, you make yogurt! damnit
[00:20] <phire> I want to spill your intestines all over my bathroom floor, baby.
[00:20] <troopa> phire: Gross.
[00:20] <phire> what
[00:21] <troopa> Everyone knows you SPILL THEM IN THE TUB
[00:21] <phire> if we're gonna beat women for sexual pleasure may as well go the whole nine y
[00:21] <troopa> Easier to bleach evidence away
[00:21] <maria`> phire's remark was the sexiest
[00:21] <phire> oh riiight my bad
[00:21] <phire> you're right
[00:21] <maria`> nothing says i love you like gutting your girl
[00:21] <troopa> Lol.
[00:21] <troopa> Best. Quote. Ever.
[00:21] <phire> !google youtube dwight yoakam fast as you
[00:21] <GibMeat> YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com/results?hl=en&q=youtube+dwight+yoakam+fast
[00:21] <skeelol> Google search: There are no results.
[00:21] <troopa> Can we please topic that?
[00:21] <bj0rn> maria` give me all your Lactobacillus acidophilus!
[00:22] <maria`> !google Lactobacillus acidophilus
[00:22] <skeelol> Google search: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactobacillus_acidophilus
[00:22] <GibMeat> YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com/results?hl=en&q=Lactobacillus+acidophilus&
[00:22] <blackass> Lactobacillus acidophilus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[00:22] * phire changes topic to '[02:21:35] <+maria`> nothing says i love you like gutting y
[00:22] <bj0rn> maria` : http://www.myvag.net/zine/2004fall/culturedwomen/ ;P
[00:22] <blackass> Vaginal Food & Cuisine: Cultured Women
[00:22] <bj0rn> we should try that one day, and if i can sell the yogurt one day, i will buy
[00:22] <troopa> Nothing says fun like stuffing her corpse into a pool of acid.
[00:23] * maria` looks into it
[00:23] <troopa> !google "How to make a woman love your ugly ass"
[00:23] <skeelol> Google search: There are no results.
[00:23] <troopa> Damn.
[00:24] <maria`> lmao
[00:24] <phire> gibmeat can't google anyways
[00:24] <phire> dunno why he fails at it
[00:25] <maria`> brb
[00:25] <troopa> I really like this microwaveable pizza that my mom bought for me
[00:26] <troopa> It comes on like this french bread. Pretty good.
[00:26] <phire> brand?
[00:26] <troopa> No idea.
[00:26] <troopa> Comes in a red box.
[00:26] <phire> red baron?
[00:26] <troopa> No.
[00:26] <phire> no wait that's a black box
[00:27] <troopa> My fat ass does not read the box. I just rip it open, and eat the food, lol.
[00:27] <phire> I didn't know you were fat
[00:27] <troopa> I didn't use to be
[00:28] <troopa> I went from 5'9 180lbs to 5'9 about 215lbs or some shit.
[00:28] <troopa> I'm not really "fat", but I have gained a lot of weight.
[00:28] <Dimsler__> apparently proper grammar isn't part of your daily life either
[00:28] <phire> lol
[00:29] <troopa> I could probably destroy you in a battle of Grammar. I just choose to not al
[00:29] <Dimsler__> well invite us over, I'm sure your mom can prepare us some microwaveable
[00:29] <Dimsler__> and we can duel it out in your basement
[00:30] <phire> lol
[00:30] <troopa> Lmao. I am sure she could. You can go pick it up and then bring it to my apa
[00:30] <troopa> I don't like to drive across town.
[00:31] <joeyl> man, that 40 of pbr was good
[00:31] <thebarry> hey not a bad price actually http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?It
[00:31] <blackass> Newegg.com - OCZ Vista Upgrade 8GB (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 800 (
[00:32] <thebarry> i'm 6'2" 250lbs
[00:32] <phire> thefatbarry
[00:32] <r0b-> heh
[00:32] <phire> but now it's thedebtfreefatbarry
[00:32] <r0b-> thebarry dont feel bad
[00:33] <r0b-> im 6'2" and 247
[00:33] <phire> no no he should feel bad
[00:33] <r0b-> im 6'2" and 247LBs
[00:33] <thebarry> thedebtfreewalmarttruckandmotorcycledrivingfatbarry
[00:33] <chris248_> can someone test if DCC works?
[00:33] <chris248_> i will send you a pic of my feet in high resolution JPG format :D
[00:33] <Dimsler__> wall mart
[00:33] <chris248_> in my tent
[00:33] <thebarry> actually i've been losing i'm probably like 246 lbs
[00:34] <thebarry> so i'm like way leaner than you r0b-
[00:34] <r0b-> thebarry, how old is you
[00:34] <thebarry> you lardbutt
[00:34] <thebarry> 30
[00:34] <r0b-> dude 1 pound?
[00:34] <thebarry> you?
[00:34] <r0b-> 17
[00:34] <r0b-> :P
[00:34] <thebarry> i was jk
[00:34] <thebarry> really?
[00:34] <phire> let's hope you get this walmert job barry
[00:34] <r0b-> yea
[00:34] <thebarry> you're 17? lol
[00:34] <r0b-> ive been biking for like the past year
[00:35] <r0b-> i used to be almost 295
[00:35] <thebarry> let's hope, because i might have to quit my current one just to make it to
[00:35] <phire> but if you got an interview setup you pretty much got the job
[00:35] <phire> thebarry: why didn't they just do a phone interview?
[00:35] <thebarry> they don't do that
[00:35] <thebarry> it's fuckin WALMART dude
[00:35] <phire> snobby bastards
[00:35] <chris248_> hey phire
[00:35] <thebarry> i probably beat like 30 other drivers just to make it to the interview
[00:35] <thebarry> no shit
[00:35] <phire> sup chris
[00:35] <chris248_> mind if I try to DCC you a pic of my feet? i need to test if DCC works
[00:35] <thebarry> like a tiny fraction of the drivers who put in applications actually get t
[00:36] <chris248_> :D
[00:36] <phire> does it have to be your feet?
[00:36] <r0b-> im about to go to bed
[00:36] <thebarry> i wouldnt be surprised if it was 1%
[00:36] <chris248_> well..
[00:36] <chris248_> for now :D
[00:36] <thebarry> lol
[00:36] <phire> are you parker81?
[00:36] <r0b-> send one of penis?
[00:36] <r0b-> thebarry, my weight isnt in LARD!
[00:36] <r0b-> its muscle
[00:37] <r0b-> well half fat half muscle
[00:37] <phire> you can try chris
[00:37] <phire> but i don't think this bnc will work w/ it
[00:37] <r0b-> do it with me!
[00:37] <r0b-> ill pistol rape you
[00:37] <chris248_> did you receive a DCC?
[00:37] <chris248_> it says "Waiting"
[00:37] <phire> the bnc did, but i don't know if the admin set it up to work with file send/r
[00:38] <phire> yea /DCCGET chris248_ :Pictures_022.jpg
[00:38] <r0b-> fuck my back itches
[00:38] <r0b-> bbl
[00:38] <r0b-> im tired
[00:39] <maria`> mmmk
[00:39] <maria`> back
[00:39] <maria`> snack attack
[00:40] <chris248_> :)
[00:40] <chris248_> hey maria
[00:40] <chris248_> did you receive my pic?
[00:40] <bj0rn> omg its 08.08.08 !!!
[00:40] <phire> everyone is suppose to get married today
[00:40] <maria`> ev1 have sex
[00:41] <maria`> what pic chris248_?
[00:41] <chris248_> try again?
[00:41] <chris248_> :O)
[00:41] <bj0rn> EV1 is that a robot?
[00:42] <troopa> AFI - Silver and Cold (Acoustic) is a great song.
[00:42] <phire> AFi is awesome
[00:42] <bj0rn> sounds like an emo highschool band to me
[00:42] <troopa> Phire. I know of a song that reminds me of that girl you were talking about
[00:42] <phire> they are slightly angsty
[00:43] <troopa> Alkiline Trio - This could be love.
[00:43] <phire> they're a slightly cooler version of linkin park
[00:43] <phire> i think i heard that song the other day
[00:43] <bj0rn> more than a feeling!
[00:44] <troopa> I like most emotional music. /shrug
[00:44] <troopa> Metallica - Nothing Else Matters. Another good song.
[00:44] <troopa> I am listening to the Internet radio, lol.
[00:45] <phire> heh
[00:45] <phire> i use my xm subscription to listen online if i'm away from my xm radio
[00:45] <phire> i can't live w/o xm now
[00:45] <troopa> Well, allow me to fix that so I sound less retarded.
[00:45] <troopa> I meant that I am listening to an Internet-based radio station.
[00:46] <phire> lol
[00:46] <troopa> I feel kind of bad. Before this month is over, I will finally be closing my
[00:47] <Jalut> netwerk
[00:47] <vishnu> troopa: breaking the addiction eh?
[00:47] <phire> for good wtf
[00:47] * esd circumsizes Jalut
[00:47] <troopa> I ended up with: 70 Orc Warlock (raider), 70 Gnome Warlock (mostly PvP), 70
[00:47] <phire> woah esd
[00:48] <Doitle> you say that now Troopa but you will be back "just to check it out" in a few
[00:48] <phire> don't close!
[00:48] <Doitle> that's why I just started playing again
[00:48] <esd> bored im the only one working
[00:48] <troopa> Vishnu: More like I get to play in the Warhammer Open Beta. I get my code on
[00:48] <phire> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
[00:48] <troopa> I have a guarenteed spot.
[00:48] <vishnu> Doitle: that's what I do, close for a few, open for a few, etc.
[00:48] <phire> that's gotta be annoying
[00:48] <phire> lol
[00:48] * phire changes topic to '[02:21:35] <+maria`> nothing says i love you like gutting y
[00:48] <vishnu> troopa: ooh, woo then :)
[00:49] <troopa> Dotile: I doubt I will go back if I like Warhammer Online
[00:49] <troopa> 99 vs 99 epic capital city battles seems too fun to pass up.
[00:49] <esd> soon i'll home fragging and chink olympic opening..
[00:49] <troopa> WoW PvP is too heavily based around counter-classes
[00:49] * phire changes topic to '[02:21:35] <+maria`> nothing says i love you like gutting y
[00:50] <troopa> I recently upgraded my computer to get ready for that game
[00:50] <troopa> I now have: AMD X2 6000+, 4GB 800mhz XMS DDR2, GeForce 9800GTX, 500GB HDD wi
[00:50] <troopa> It isn't overly powerful, but should work.
[00:51] <phire> sata?
[00:51] <troopa> Yes.
[00:51] <phire> :P
[00:52] <esd> amd loverboy
[00:52] <troopa> I would have went with Intel, but the price of the CPU and Motherboard were
[00:53] <phire> http://dau.pl/
[00:53] <blackass> dau.pl - write like an idiot
[00:53] <esd> asus mob troopa?
[00:53] <troopa> Yes.
[00:53] <phire> wb Doitle
[00:53] <Jalut> haha
[00:53] <Jalut> pussy
[00:53] <Jalut> i made it to 88
[00:54] <vishnu> troopa: rock on :)
[00:54] <esd> Jalut you didn;t feel the blade?
[00:54] <maria`> my fault
[00:54] <maria`> :(
[00:54] <bj0rn> "Capitalistpig Hedge Fund LLC" O_O
[00:55] <_maria> lost
[00:55] <_maria> my wings
[00:55] <_maria> wtf
[00:55] * _maria is now known as maria-
[00:56] <troopa> Drink some redbull.
[00:56] <vishnu> it gives you wings
[00:56] <esd> panty shields with wings?
[00:56] <phire> lol
[00:57] <maria-> lol
[00:57] <esd> i hate women on their periods
[00:57] <troopa> With all of the talk about gutting girls, periods, et cetera. We should chan
[00:58] <phire> hah
[00:58] <thebarry> #HotPocits
[00:58] <vishnu> troopa: haha
[01:00] <troopa> I am bored. :(
[01:00] <joeyl> wtf
[01:01] <troopa> ?
[01:01] <joeyl> i leave you guys alone in the channel for a couple hours and look what the di
[01:01] * maria- is now known as _maria
[01:01] <phire> barry
[01:01] <phire> do you listen to dave ramsey at all?
[01:02] <troopa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpCg5h7MyNk
[01:02] <blackass> YouTube - Teh LOLCATS complation video
[01:03] * joeyl is now known as maria-
[01:03] <maria-> woohoo
[01:04] <chris248_> :O?
[01:05] <chris248_> how do i set my pictures to public on myspace?
[01:05] <_maria> joey
[01:05] <chris248_> "Account Settings" doesn't have it! :(
[01:05] <_maria> get the fuck off my nick
[01:05] <_maria> this is the second time
[01:05] <_maria> u do this
[01:05] <_maria> :(
[01:05] <_maria> fgt
[01:05] <chris248_> :O?
[01:06] <chris248_> faggot?
[01:06] <chris248_> :D
[01:06] <chris248_> i feel... lame :D
[01:06] <troopa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jDfSqtG2E4
[01:07] <blackass> YouTube - The History of LOLCats
[01:07] <troopa> WATCH THAT
[01:07] <_maria> someone kick maria- for being a nick juper
[01:07] <_maria> :P
[01:07] <phire> i would if my downstream weren't 14.4k right now from being in a roaming cove
[01:07] <_maria> did u add the hostname?
[01:07] <_maria> :>
[01:07] <_maria> or do i have close ports?
[01:08] <_maria> change identd
[01:08] <_maria> log in
[01:08] <_maria> and learn some eggy commands
[01:08] <_maria> :(
[01:08] <bj0rn> joeyl must be fag indeed
[01:08] <_maria> he keeps taking my nick every chanse he gets
[01:08] <bj0rn> what kind of man/boy want a girls nick on irc? one who want guys to send cock
[01:08] <bj0rn> hmm
[01:08] <_maria> that little turd
[01:08] <chris248_> :p
[01:09] <chris248_> he likes you
[01:09] <chris248_> the turd likes you
[01:09] <chris248_> :O9
[01:09] <lil> where the heck is Anth @?
[01:10] <_maria> whoever owns the pet who made a gient steaming pile of joey in #computers, n
[01:10] <_maria> anth
[01:10] <lil> he off attempting to educate the masses
[01:10] <_maria> is being doss
[01:10] <_maria> by my drones!
[01:10] <lil> haha
[01:10] <_maria> let this be a lesson to all of u
[01:10] <_maria> :P
[01:10] <lil> would not be suprised hehe
[01:10] <_maria> i coudnt even doss myself
[01:10] <_maria> :(
[01:10] <esd> Anth is in beijing to marry a chink
[01:10] <_maria> lmao
[01:11] <lil> yeah since it is DOS not doss
[01:11] <troopa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkibyKX2xqU
[01:11] <troopa> !!
[01:11] <lil> hehe
[01:11] <_maria> THAT!
[01:11] <blackass> YouTube - Internet Superstar - Episode 23 - Guy Behind LOLcats!
[01:11] <_maria> is more beleavable!
[01:11] <bj0rn> ddos
[01:11] <lil> go watch FRED on youtube/fred
[01:11] <_maria> ddoss
[01:11] <lil> smurf
[01:11] <bj0rn> distributed denial of service = ddos no? ;)
[01:11] <_maria> i am thirstyu
[01:12] <phire> yes
[01:12] <lil> most do not add the extra d
[01:12] <lil> but yes dat be it
[01:12] <_maria> distributed denial of service system = ddoss yes? :P
[01:12] <lil> oh noes phire is alive :P
[01:12] <_maria> phire
[01:12] <_maria> did u add
[01:12] <_maria> my panties
[01:12] <lil> haha
[01:12] <phire> a long time ago
[01:12] <_maria> to the you know what
[01:12] <_maria> :>
[01:12] <lil> stale or ? :P
[01:12] <_maria> lol
[01:12] <vishnu> bj0rn: feisty norsky?
[01:12] <_maria> lol lil
[01:12] <phire> slightly
[01:12] <lil> hehe
[01:12] <lil> just add honey
[01:13] <lil> dip em in water
[01:13] <phire> good call
[01:13] <lil> and wallaaa
[01:13] <bj0rn> noooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrssssssssssskkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[01:13] <lil> instant girly
[01:13] <vishnu> bj0rn: heheh
[01:13] <bj0rn> save me!!
[01:13] <vishnu> bj0rn: feel free to make fun of us swedes =)
[01:13] <vishnu> bj0rn: from what?
[01:13] <bj0rn> fucking oilless humans!!
[01:14] <bj0rn> from my hungryness
[01:14] * maria- is now known as joeyl
[01:14] <joeyl> ;)
[01:14] <sword_> anyone want a what.cd invite and can keep a good ratio?
[01:15] <_maria> u fgt!!!
[01:15] <vishnu> bj0rn: oiled human's eh?
[01:15] <Commie_Je> MEMEMEMEMEME
[01:15] <bj0rn> no oil for you!
[01:15] * vishnu buys bj0rn some herring
[01:15] <vishnu> :(
[01:16] <bj0rn> mm yummy
[01:16] <vishnu> bj0rn: woo, people look at me strange when I eat that.
[01:17] <_maria> send me an invitez sword_!
[01:17] <bj0rn> arh! i hate people looking at me when i eat! unless they are eating
[01:17] <lil> yeah makes you feel funny
[01:17] <_maria> i actualy dont mind
[01:17] <_maria> i do it alot
[01:17] <_maria> on the webcam
[01:17] <_maria> :P
[01:17] <lil> we mean eat food maria
[01:17] <bj0rn> thats not the samet hing silly!
[01:17] <lil> HEHE
[01:17] <_maria> lil
[01:17] <_maria> !!!!
[01:18] <vishnu> bj0rn: I hear ya :) I'm the same way.
[01:19] <_maria-> wtf
[01:19] <lil> maria that X in the upper right hand corner is not to be clicked on [01:18] ***
[01:19] * _maria- is now known as maria`
[01:19] <lil> DOH!!!
[01:19] <maria`> :(
[01:19] <lil> did you get disconnected or do it yourself ?
[01:19] <maria`> i got disconnected
[01:20] <maria`> come fix it hoe
[01:20] <maria`> :
[01:20] <maria`> brb juice!
[01:21] <troopa> AFK; WATCHING BURN NOTICE ONLINE
[01:21] * Ob|ivion Pimp Slaps maria`
[01:21] <troopa> Well, I guess I am not really AFK
[01:21] <joeyl> troopa: good show
[01:21] <troopa> AFIRC
[01:21] <lil> hoe?!??!
[01:22] <lil> i an a bitch not a hoe
[01:22] <lil> hehe
[01:22] <joeyl> dumb
[01:22] <vishnu> hm.. going to get dre stuck in my head..
[01:22] <vishnu> I know it
[01:22] <joeyl> that's no good
[01:22] <troopa> dre?
[01:23] <lil> [01:22] *** phire sets mode: +xyz lil
[01:23] <troopa> Does my operator login/password still work on the bots? Lol. I have not trie
[01:24] <lil> sure give it to me and I will test it for you :P
[01:24] <troopa> I don't even remember the password.
[01:24] <lil> password123
[01:24] <lil> :)
[01:24] <troopa> It was created with a random number generator
[01:24] <lil> hehe
[01:25] <lil> ah one of those hehe
[01:25] <lil> those are easy to forget and mess up
[01:25] <joeyl> watch your show troopa
[01:25] <lil> on our bots we use a random key makers.....to make a second pass for log in tha
[01:26] <phire> [03:26:11] <(Gonzalez> *** Matching 'troopa':
[01:26] <phire> [03:26:11] <(Gonzalez> HANDLE PASS NOTES FLAGS LAST
[01:26] <phire> [03:26:11] <(Gonzalez> --- Found 0 matches.
[01:26] <lil> ah you have been deleted
[01:26] <lil> new user file
[01:26] <jewels> Topic is '[02:21:35] <+maria`> nothing says i love you like gutting yo
[01:26] <jewels> lol
[01:27] <lil> gutting?
[01:27] <jewels> guess in the literal since
[01:27] <jewels> dunno
[01:27] <lil> me either :P
[01:27] <phire> we were being quite literal
[01:27] <jewels> gutting - cutting up
[01:27] <jewels> etc.
[01:27] <lil> phire what does it mean?
[01:28] <joeyl> lil is el33t
[01:28] <jewels> ever gut a fish before ?
[01:28] <lil> like in a slasher movie
[01:28] <jewels> :P
[01:28] <jewels> think so
[01:28] <lil> oh my
[01:28] <jewels> lord
[01:28] <lil> sounds painful
[01:28] <lil> think i will settle for a kiss
[01:29] <joeyl> jewels: can you get FTA HD?
[01:29] <jewels> especially if ur the one being guuuted
[01:29] <jewels> :P
[01:29] <lil> yeah i hear ya there
[01:29] <jewels> sure
[01:29] <jewels> so can you
[01:29] <jewels> :P
[01:29] <phire> lil: we were talking about smash's girlfriend that likes to be choked, slaped
[01:29] <joeyl> :P
[01:29] <lil> oh haha
[01:29] <jewels> damn
[01:29] <lil> now that makes since
[01:29] <jewels> what a women
[01:29] <jewels> :P
[01:29] <phire> wb
[01:29] <jewels> wtf
[01:29] <joeyl> what's it take hardware-wise for FTA HD? I have no place for a dish anyway, i
[01:29] <phire> stuck your tongue out too much
[01:30] <lil> that bot is not nice when you repeat
[01:30] <jewels> [4:29am] You were kicked by Julio (stop repeating)
[01:30] <maria`> lol
[01:30] <jewels> wasnt repeating
[01:30] <maria`> 03:29 <jewels> :P
[01:30] <jewels> at all
[01:30] <phire> your tongue was
[01:30] <lil> ya did the :P to many times
[01:30] <jewels> 10-4
[01:30] <lil> keeps the flooders in check
[01:30] <maria`> .
[01:30] <maria`> looks like fun
[01:30] <lil> like maria
[01:30] <maria`> .
[01:30] <phire> this bullet for my valentine - hearts burst into fire is a good song
[01:30] <lil> hehe :)
[01:30] <maria`> i want to be hip to
[01:30] <maria`> .
[01:30] <lil> haha
[01:30] <jewels> :P
[01:30] <jewels> lol
[01:31] <lil> its pete and repeat
[01:31] <maria`> phire and his little ol scripts
[01:31] <maria`> :P
[01:31] <phire> :<
[01:31] <jewels> joey|
[01:31] <lil> yeah first time it did that to me i msg him....what did I do...then i felt stup
[01:31] <jewels> why you ask about HD TV ?
[01:32] <lil> ah hdtv i likie
[01:32] <jewels> and howd you know that I would know , may I ask , plz
[01:32] <lil> our dishnet hd just got more channels
[01:32] <lil> turbo charged
[01:32] <jewels> more locals in HD
[01:32] <jewels> :P
[01:32] <lil> yeah and some more others too like Lifetime and Green and a few others
[01:32] <jewels> DN still only has a few decent HD channels
[01:32] <lil> plus the Olyimpic channels
[01:33] <lil> DN ?
[01:33] <jewels> dishnet
[01:33] <jewels> :P
[01:33] <lil> 100 channels
[01:33] <jewels> in HD ?
[01:33] <lil> if you have the best package
[01:33] <jewels> my ass
[01:33] <lil> yes
[01:33] <jewels> most are locals
[01:33] <lil> you have to have the package
[01:33] <lil> nope
[01:33] <lil> 100 now
[01:33] <jewels> sec
[01:33] <jewels> sec
[01:33] <lil> there were about 80 now 100
[01:33] <maria`> we will get the olympics on FOX
[01:33] <maria`> right?
[01:33] <lil> and going to 150 by the years end
[01:34] <lil> it is NBC
[01:34] <lil> coverage
[01:34] <maria`> thats local broadcasting right?
[01:34] <lil> dishnet added Olympics1,2,S and some other one and a few pay ones too
[01:34] <jewels> http://ekb.dbstalk.com/dishlist.htm
[01:34] <blackass> EKB: Dish Network Channel Chart (Unofficial)
[01:34] <jewels> scroll down just a little
[01:35] <lil> unofficial haha
[01:35] <jewels> to where the sats are listed
[01:35] <jewels> then
[01:35] <jewels> click on each sat
[01:35] <jewels> will show you whats on each DN sat
[01:35] <thebarry> http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-offica
[01:35] <jewels> and weather they are HD or not
[01:35] <lil> do you want me to list them I have the remote in my hand
[01:35] <jewels> nope
[01:36] <lil> HEHE
[01:36] <jewels> I deal with it all day & night long
[01:36] <jewels> everyday & every night
[01:36] <jewels> :P
[01:36] <jewels> in ftabins
[01:36] <jewels> here in efnet
[01:36] <jewels> :P
[01:36] <lil> usa, life, lmn, food, A&E
[01:36] <lil> hehe
[01:36] <phire> wow she's not butch at all
[01:36] <jewels> nice
[01:36] <lil> ah that place is not a good place to be in now days
[01:36] <jewels> she ?
[01:36] <jewels> what place isnt ?
[01:36] <jewels> ftabins
[01:37] <jewels> ?
[01:37] <lil> i know a guy that was selling the dreambox systems
[01:37] <jewels> whats that got to do with a IRC channel , here ?
[01:37] <lil> and now he gets to go have a nice room with a barred view for 2-5 years
[01:37] <jewels> well trust me there is MUCH more to that story
[01:37] <lil> ftabins aint that a channel that gives you the box firmware
[01:37] <jewels> I can testify
[01:38] <lil> you testified?
[01:38] <lil> hehe
[01:38] <jewels> nerer said ftabins.net
[01:38] <maria`> sword_...
[01:38] <jewels> said ftabins a irc channel
[01:38] <maria`> my invite
[01:38] <jewels> here in efnet
[01:38] <lil> I pay for our sat service
[01:38] <jewels> nice
[01:38] <jewels> I dont
[01:38] <jewels> :P
[01:38] <lil> not worth the time in jail to me
[01:39] <lil> and 100.00's a month aint that much to pay for peace of mind
[01:39] <jewels> you gotta be REAL dumb to get into ANY troble with DN
[01:39] <jewels> trouble*
[01:39] <maria`> like call tech support?
[01:39] <lil> he was careless but about 3 mil richer
[01:39] <jewels> just about
[01:39] <maria`> when your dish is down
[01:39] <jewels> yes
[01:39] <maria`> lol
[01:39] <lil> haha
[01:39] <lil> so true
[01:39] <jewels> well
[01:39] <lil> what the fuck do you want us to do about it??? DOH!
[01:39] <jewels> its one thing to do it for profit
[01:39] <lil> we are just morons
[01:39] <lil> may we help you ?
[01:39] <jewels> another to just "use " it
[01:40] <lil> when they installed our we were going from directv to dish
[01:40] <lil> and they could not get the system to give us 2 of the VIP722's hd dvr units
[01:40] <jewels> no hack anymore for DTV
[01:40] <jewels> direct TV
[01:40] <maria`> night ev1
[01:40] <maria`> off to bed
[01:40] <lil> so the girl sold us the second one and then gave us a credit
[01:40] <lil> nite maria
[01:41] <lil> so we got the unit for free no lease we own it hehe
[01:41] <jewels> nice
[01:41] <lil> 500.00 unit for free :)
[01:41] <jewels> we get 600 channels
[01:41] <lil> yeah the installer was like....wtf
[01:41] <jewels> 38 PPV's on 24/7
[01:41] <jewels> ect.
[01:41] <lil> 580 are shit
[01:41] <lil> hehe
[01:41] <jewels> no sir
[01:41] <jewels> there not
[01:41] <jewels> 12 HBO
[01:41] <lil> ppv shows moives i have already seen :)
[01:41] <jewels> ' 12 showtime
[01:42] <lil> showtime is the suck
[01:42] <jewels> all the harcore Porn
[01:42] <lil> ah make our own
[01:42] <jewels> :P
[01:42] <jewels> who doesnt
[01:42] <lil> single people
[01:42] <lil> =]
[01:42] <jewels> they date too
[01:42] <jewels> :P
[01:43] <lil> now that they are using gps to track and find people stealing sat it is not wor
[01:43] <lil> and the ppv stuff i have already seen
[01:43] <jewels> thats is total BS
[01:43] <lil> and i don't care about boxing and such
[01:43] <jewels> they are not
[01:43] <jewels> least not in the US
[01:43] <jewels> there not
[01:43] <lil> you didn't read about it
[01:43] <lil> secret service is doing it
[01:44] <lil> it was on the internets
[01:44] <jewels> plz dont beleive everything you read
[01:44] <lil> i read it.....so it must be true
[01:44] <lil> HEHE
[01:44] <jewels> right
[01:44] <lil> I am just kidding
[01:44] <jewels> :P
[01:44] <lil> hehe
[01:44] <lil> when he was selling them I was tempted to sell them and get one
[01:44] <jewels> who is he ?
[01:44] <lil> he was paying like 75.00 each for them and selling them for 699.99
[01:45] <lil> a person I know
[01:45] <lil> [=
[01:45] <jewels> what brand receivers
[01:45] <jewels> Viewsat
[01:45] <jewels> pansat
[01:45] <lil> ummm not sure
[01:45] <jewels> sonicview
[01:45] <lil> i just know them by dreambox
[01:45] <jewels> they are CRAP
[01:45] <lil> they were made in Germany
[01:45] <jewels> with a cap C
[01:45] <jewels> yea I know em well
[01:46] <jewels> VS is good
[01:46] <lil> what is crap about it if they work and automaticly update the ecryption keys?
[01:46] <jewels> so is sonicview
[01:46] <lil> dreambox
[01:46] <jewels> they dont
[01:46] <lil> hehe
[01:46] <lil> yes they do
[01:46] <jewels> nfusion does , though
[01:46] <jewels> but
[01:46] <lil> they go online and get the codes
[01:46] <lil> the ones he was selling
[01:46] <jewels> you must be online connected to the nfusion server
[01:46] <jewels> not codes
[01:46] <lil> i have no idea
[01:47] <lil> encryption keys
[01:47] <jewels> they all have "auto rol"
[01:47] <jewels> roll*
[01:47] <bj0rn> dreambox FTW!
[01:47] <jewels> to get the keys
[01:47] <lil> well all i know is they worked just fine
[01:47] <jewels> ok
[01:47] <jewels> :P
[01:47] <lil> i just do not want the hassle
[01:47] <lil> and i get all i want for what i pay so i am good
[01:47] <lil> but if you use all that for free that is cool
[01:47] <jewels> lucky for you , you stayed away from dreambox
[01:47] <lil> or him hehe
[01:48] <jewels> nothin but a major headache
[01:48] <bj0rn> why pay for something that is free?
[01:48] <jewels> agree
[01:48] <jewels> word
[01:48] <jewels> night All
[01:48] <bj0rn> and remember kids! : Dont buy anything you havnt tried to steal first! mmmkay
[01:48] <lil> yawn
[01:49] <lil> i don't need to steal sat tv
[01:49] <bj0rn> because you pay for it?
[01:49] <lil> no because i would never watch all that extra stuff
[01:50] <lil> but that is just me
[01:50] <lil> if you do then great
[01:50] <lil> i have already watched all the movies on ppv
[01:50] <lil> and i don't care about the sports or porn stuff
[01:50] <lil> and so i get all the hd and reg channels i like
[01:51] <lil> and we have 2 of the dishnet vip722's with 2 750gb usb external hdd's so we hav
[01:52] <bj0rn> you dont need to steal sat.tv because you dont watch all the extra stuff? O_o
[01:52] <lil> extra ?
[01:52] <lil> don't watch porn or sports
[01:52] <lil> and have seen all the movies in ppv so pointless
[01:52] <bj0rn> Thats not a reason NOT to steal sat.tv
[01:52] * esd grabs bj0rn's HD3850 and runs
[01:52] <lil> shall i draw you a picture
[01:53] <bj0rn> that makes it even stupider if you pay for it, just NOT to watch all the extr
[01:53] <bj0rn> esd 4850 ;)
[01:53] <esd> yea i love that
[01:53] <lil> ummm no
[01:53] <bj0rn> I would steal Sat.tv anyday...even if there is ALOT Of things i dont watch ;)
[01:53] <bj0rn> even if there was NOTHING to watch
[01:53] <bj0rn> except Dr.Phil !
[01:53] <lil> haha
[01:53] <lil> he is your buddy
[01:54] <bj0rn> indeed
[01:54] <lil> i bet he steals sat.tv
[01:54] <bj0rn> so would would steal a nissan but not a ferrari, because the ferrari has so m
[01:54] <bj0rn> or you wont steal a Sixpack of beer, because you would only drink 5?
[01:54] <anonbeate> i would
[01:54] <lil> would would ?
[01:55] <anonbeate> if its free who cares
[01:55] <bj0rn> dr.phil dont need to steal anything, beause operaaaaaah give it to him
[01:55] <lil> nice grammar
[01:55] <bj0rn> how much sat.tv would a woodchuck steal if a woodchuck could steal sat tv ?!
[01:56] <bj0rn> "ammagawds grammar! this is IRC! you get grades maddafakkaaah"
[01:56] <lil> ignorance is bliss your blissful moron hehe
[01:56] <anonbeate> come steal my hd4800!
[01:56] <chris248_> my lovely pic! http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v260/124/11
[01:56] <chris248_> does that link work?
[01:57] <bj0rn> who cares about grammar on irc anyway? ;)
[01:57] <bj0rn> nått lajk jo dunt onderstund whut me is the sayings
[01:58] <lil> u dun knoe hau ta speel
[01:59] <bj0rn> dat bekuss aj dunt use ingish as meh primary laguaghe, ajm sorry
[01:59] <lil> engrsih preaze
[02:00] <bj0rn> nuh mutter huw i wrajt ppl onderstand it, so whaj is dat ingrish grammah so i
[02:01] <bj0rn> i wudd nevuh beotch abuut jor norweghian spehhlings, becus i knuw its nut prm
[02:02] <lil> so you are norweegalin
[02:02] <lil> should of known
[02:03] <lil> was your bjorn yesterday ? :P
[02:03] <bj0rn> was my bear what?
[02:03] <lil> haha
[02:03] * lil wanders off to pirate bay
[02:04] <bj0rn> have fun
[02:06] <vishnu> woo pizza
[02:06] <lil> what kind ?
[02:06] <vishnu> chicken alfredo :)
[02:07] <lil> yum =]
[02:08] * lil sneaks in the windows and steals vishnu's pizza
[02:09] <tan> what does it mean when a cat 5 ethernet cable is 568 "enhanced"?
[02:09] <vishnu> o_O
[02:09] <lil> hehe
[02:09] <lil> it has 3 numbers on it
[02:10] <lil> tis for cross talk
[02:10] <lil> TIA/EIA-568-B standard
[02:11] <lil> aka Category 5e
[02:11] <vishnu> the whole twisted pair thing.. kind of inverting the noise (similiar to nois
[02:11] <lil> but what is better than using Cat5e is just going to Cat6
[02:12] <vishnu> lil: I hear there is a cat7 rated for 10gbps
[02:12] <lil> tan to read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_5_cable
[02:12] <blackass> Category 5 cable - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[02:13] <lil> cat 69 can be connected to itself
[02:13] <lil> hehe :P~
[02:13] <vishnu> =)
[02:13] <vishnu> I hear that can break necks
[02:13] <lil> Cat 7: An informal name applied to ISO/IEC 11801 Class F cabling. This standard
[02:13] <vishnu> zoom
[02:13] <lil> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category_7_cable
[02:13] <blackass> Category 7 cable - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[02:14] <lil> yeah sweet huh
[02:14] <lil> why not just use an HBA card and fiber ? :)
[02:14] <vishnu> well.. my stupid multi layered tiff files become 300mbyte+.. I kinda want FA
[02:14] <vishnu> hehe
[02:14] <vishnu> fiberchannel would be sweet also
[02:14] <lil> just pop out the hdd and move it over to the other pc :)
[02:15] <vishnu> lil: ahhh
[02:15] <lil> =]
[02:15] <vishnu> I just do it so I have 3 copies of my work.
[02:15] <vishnu> 1 remote, 2 local.
[02:15] <lil> we run 12 disc arrays and fiber to tape backup via fiber so tons of copies of y
[02:16] <vishnu> very nice :)
[02:16] <lil> EMC vaults running 24/7
[02:16] <lil> at home i am lazy
[02:16] <vishnu> I can't say this poor photographer than afford that yet.
[02:16] <lil> i burn to dvd when i fill a hdd
[02:16] <vishnu> lucky enough to have a 1u on a colo for cheap.
[02:16] <lil> ah dvd back up is good for that IF you bother to verify your backups
[02:17] <vishnu> md5sum is good enough for me.
[02:17] <lil> i use yosimite backup software that takes it to dvdr for me
[02:17] <lil> ah i see
[02:17] <lil> well least you back up
[02:17] <lil> most don't then cry when their shit goes boom
[02:17] <vishnu> yeah... last thing I want is some pissed off bride.
[02:18] <lil> they are like what do i do......i just say learn the hard way you are fucked he
[02:18] <lil> ah hehe
[02:18] <lil> yeah that would not be a good thing
[02:18] <lil> might loose something you need :P
[02:18] <vishnu> I meet people all the time, "I moved my raw files on this drive.. and it sta
[02:18] <vishnu> and that was from a photographer... :|
[02:19] <lil> lol
[02:19] <lil> click click click thud
[02:19] <lil> wow cool hehe
[02:20] <vishnu> yeah
[02:20] <vishnu> good old heads
[02:20] <vishnu> hehe
[02:21] <vishnu> lil: my backups are pretty simple. good old tar achive, make a md5sum for i
[02:22] <troopa> I have decided to completely revamp my firewall from the ground-up. I will e
[02:22] <troopa> Man. This is going to be fun.
[02:22] <vishnu> troopa: iptables firewall?
[02:23] <Jalut> what a fucked up movie
[02:24] <vishnu> Jalut: what movie?
[02:24] <troopa> Vishnu: Nope. I use OpenBSD and Packet Filter.
[02:24] <vishnu> troopa: ooh okay. nice :)
[02:25] <troopa> I need to find more NICs, though.
[02:26] <troopa> My biggest problem is that I have three identical network interface cards, a
[02:27] <troopa> Sometimes using identical NICs can confuse me for a second.
[02:27] <chris248_> hey can anyone see my profile page here? i just added some pics http://ww
[02:27] <chris248_> troopa?
[02:28] <chris248_> i need to know if the link works
[02:28] <troopa> "You must log in to see this page."
[02:29] * superfish is now known as catawalks
[02:29] <chris248_> does this one work? http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v260/1
[02:30] <chris248_> wow, the image is shrunk!
[02:59] * intx_ is now known as intx
[03:02] <troopa> I need to find a really good way to read the log files of packet filter on t
[03:02] <bj0rn> do you have eyes!? :P
[03:02] <troopa> I am really sick of simply using SSH, and manually opening the log file to s
[03:03] <troopa> Best case I can watch the logs in real-time, but again, the black/white scre
[03:03] <bj0rn> hmmmm
[03:03] <thebarry> http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-trape
[03:04] <troopa> I thought about using http://www.dixongroup.net/hatchet/, but I really don't
[03:04] <blackass> 404 Not Found
[03:04] <bj0rn> troopa why dont make the FW dump the log files to somewhere?
[03:05] <bj0rn> cron job wget fun fun fun ;|
[03:05] <troopa> I could, but I am really looking for a super slick solution. A/K/A graphical
[03:06] <thebarry> http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/31/ohchitohchit1
[03:06] <troopa> I may just have to install Apache, but make it so that it will not accept co
[03:06] <esd> i gonna kill this ASS2ASS
[03:06] <bj0rn> Whooo?
[03:07] <esd> ASS2ASS is E_T@f0rg0tten.us (et) bro
[03:08] <vishnu> compile compile compile
[03:12] <Ryanster> http://houston.craigslist.org/sys/787962854.html NICE
[03:12] <Ryanster> hahaha
[03:12] <blackass> Basic computer BUILT in CRAFTSMAN TOOLBOX make offer
[03:13] <Vrooom> Nice
[03:13] <Vrooom> i bet i can do better than that.
[03:28] <troopa> It would be funny to set AuthPF up so that if someone fails authentication m
[03:29] <bj0rn> Ok, a new War is on!
[03:29] <bj0rn> aah, how silly we humans are, but i guess its in our nature...as in the leade
[03:30] <vishnu> bj0rn: the georgian one?
[03:34] <troopa> I HURT MY HAND!
[03:34] <troopa> DAMIT
[03:35] <troopa> DAMNIT*
[03:35] <b0ssman> ratz
[03:35] <troopa> I was trying to open the 7up. That lid was on tight as hell
[03:35] <b0ssman> a twist off?
[03:35] <troopa> YEs.
[03:36] <b0ssman> darn how was it so tight
[03:36] <troopa> No idea.
[03:36] <b0ssman> where are you located
[03:37] <troopa> North America.
[03:37] <b0ssman> maybe it was a sign that you shouldn't drink 7up this early in the morning
[03:38] <vishnu> b0ssman: get out the vice grips ;)
[03:39] <b0ssman> :]
[03:39] <vishnu> b0ssman: I've had to do that! =)
[03:39] <troopa> I am going to get this for my new project: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Pro
[03:39] <blackass> Newegg.com - RAIDMAX Ares ATX-801WB Black SECC Steel ATX Mid Tower Compute
[03:40] <troopa> I will name the project Ares (rename it from Cerberus) just because it is al
[03:40] <troopa> I am sick and tired of using the horrible tan colored Gateway case, lol
[03:41] <b0ssman> that's a nice item
[03:42] <troopa> Yeah. I even have a spare 500w PSU that has crap ampage on the 12V rail, but
[03:42] <b0ssman> indeed
[03:42] <b0ssman> when are you going to purchase it
[03:43] <troopa> Probably later on this month.
[03:43] <troopa> I still have to do a lot of planning anyway.
[03:43] <b0ssman> ohh I see
[03:44] <b0ssman> I have one of those super cheap ultra cases
[03:44] <b0ssman> I think it was near free after rebate
[03:44] <troopa> Nice.
[03:46] <xtor> http://alphared.com/value_series.cfm
[03:46] <blackass> Low cost, high bandwidth dedicated servers
[03:47] <xtor> wtf how can they offer a server for $49 a month that is just insane you can't
[03:55] <bj0rn> vishnu mhm
[04:00] <troopa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYGQjYi2A30&feature=related
[04:00] <blackass> YouTube - Bullet For My Valentine - Waking The Demon [Official Video]
[04:00] <slimeball> xtor , just like server4you.com there are craploads of companys that offe
[04:01] <xtor> dude they are giving a 4 gig RAM quad Xeon @ 25 mbps for $150
[04:01] <xtor> Christ man...that is insane PC Chips and asrock or not
[04:24] <maria`> CraigF2 is a possible spoof. Using passionately.apathetic
[04:28] * CraigF2 is now known as CraigF
[04:41] * superfish is now known as catawalks
[05:04] <esd_> view he chinese gentlemen
[05:04] <esd_> lots of drums
[05:06] <Treval> I need clothing advice. Anyone? <3
[05:06] <esd_> bikini in pink?
[05:07] <Treval> No one is serious about this.
[05:07] <Treval> Bleh.
[05:07] <esd_> bleh im watchin the olympic ceremony
[05:08] <esd_> we have been invaded my chinese tech
[05:08] <Treval> lol watched it too.
[05:08] <Treval> It's noobish.
[05:09] <Treval> Maybe maria- knows.
[05:10] <esd_> why need clothing advice?
[05:12] <Treval> 'cause I'm gonna go shop for new clothes.
[05:12] <Treval> :O
[05:12] <esd_> esprit
[05:13] <Treval> Like ew.
[05:13] <esd_> zara
[05:13] <Treval> Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too expensive.
[05:13] <bj0rn> pimp clothes?
[05:13] <Treval> I only got $100.
[05:14] <Treval> A zara shirt costs 100 euros.
[05:14] <Treval> Freakin' outrageous. :P
[05:14] <bj0rn> $100 wont get you 1/2 a Diesel/Levis/Lee pant0
[05:14] <bj0rn> FUCKING idiot prices on clothes
[05:14] <Treval> No I won't buy Diesel.
[05:14] <Treval> I don't buy Levis neither.
[05:14] <Treval> I go to those family stores.
[05:14] <bj0rn> $260 for Diesel lol
[05:14] <Treval> Where I can get a shirt for $10.
[05:15] <Treval> And it looks nice. =)
[05:15] <Treval> Diesel is for snawbs.
[05:15] <Treval> Levis aswell.
[05:15] <bj0rn> heh like me? ;P
[05:15] <Treval> Levis store: "sir yes we are on discount"
[05:15] <Treval> me: "kk"
[05:15] <Treval> looks at price: 187 euros
[05:15] <Treval> kk
[05:15] <bj0rn> hey it fits perfect on my perfect ass! and how can i say NO to a hot sexy gir
[05:15] <Treval> No one with a normal salary can afford that.
[05:16] <Treval> I only make 1100 euros a month.
[05:16] <Treval> Which is 12K a year.
[05:16] <bj0rn> really?
[05:16] <Treval> Come on man you pay for the marketing and the brand.
[05:16] <Treval> The pants itself are worth like $2
[05:16] <Treval> :')
[05:16] <bj0rn> Hehe yeah
[05:16] <Treval> Yeah really.
[05:16] <Treval> Which is why I can't afford much.
[05:16] <Treval> And normal people don't guy buy snob clothes.
[05:16] <thebarry> http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-ste
[05:17] <blackass> Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News
[05:17] <bj0rn> iam normal!
[05:17] <Treval> A guy at my work he wears this shirt
[05:17] <Treval> saying
[05:17] <Treval> "brandless. I'm just mysefl"
[05:17] <Treval> rofl
[05:17] <bj0rn> tho i dont go and buy $260 pants every month lol
[05:17] <thebarry> NSFW
[05:17] <bj0rn> I bought some Levis that didnt have the red label on it...so cheap x)
[05:17] <Treval> Wtf is the diff anyway.
[05:17] <bj0rn> price
[05:17] <Treval> My pants are $50 and they are fine.
[05:17] <bj0rn> not that i see the red label anyway
[05:18] <Treval> I mean.
[05:18] <Treval> Good God.
[05:18] <Oicu812> bj0rn prob bought the eurupoean knockoff "Lives"
[05:18] <Treval> I don't bust my ass off a whole month to only buy 2 pieces of clothing with
[05:18] <Treval> :')
[05:18] <bj0rn> my work pants are cheap tho! $100 and lasts for years ;)
[05:18] <Treval> Though I wasted $400 on xbox360 games. :(
[05:18] <bj0rn> Oicu812 nope, it was from a Levi store, forgot what they called the red label
[05:19] <Treval> Shiat man. :)
[05:19] <Oicu812> chineese?
[05:19] <Oicu812> :/
[05:19] <Treval> Now.
[05:19] <bj0rn> heh probably made there
[05:19] <Treval> What are good color combinations in clothing?
[05:19] <bj0rn> black all the way!
[05:19] <Neff> pink
[05:19] <Neff> pink and purple
[05:19] <bj0rn> hides the dirt, and that saves you money on electricity
[05:19] <bj0rn> brown and purplepink
[05:20] <Neff> and flowers
[05:22] <Treval> Black absorbs light.
[05:22] <Treval> Not good for summer.
[05:22] <Treval> ;P
[05:22] <Fr0z3n> breaking news: londons olympic budget has gone up by 1billion to compete wit
[05:22] <bj0rn> if you have a dirty job...life its very goood ;)
[05:22] * esd_ opens the cold champagne
[05:23] <bj0rn> what? london is going to launch 60000 rockets?!
[05:23] <bj0rn> firework rules!
[05:23] <bj0rn> esd going to beiiijing?
[05:23] <esd_> nah
[05:24] <Treval_> nawbs
[05:24] * Treval_ is now known as Treval
[05:24] <Treval> So like yeah.
[05:24] <esd_> bj0rn what will happen if the next olympics will be in amsterdam?
[05:24] <bj0rn> esd i will be there... hihihi
[05:24] <Treval> I go to a store where prices range from $10 to $60 maximum.
[05:24] <Treval> Good eh?
[05:25] <bj0rn> stop wasting money on clothes Treval! ;)
[05:25] <Treval> lawl this chick on MSN has her nickname: "DON'T BOTHER ME :@"
[05:25] <Treval> like kk
[05:25] <bj0rn> buy some weed and kick ass!
[05:25] <Treval> On games you mean. :P
[05:25] <bj0rn> you buy games? wtf is wrong with you?!? ;)
[05:25] <Treval> Nothing.
[05:25] <Fr0z3n> lol
[05:25] <Treval> xbox360 games
[05:25] <Treval> :o
[05:26] <Treval> They cost freakin' 64 euros for new games
[05:26] <Treval> lol
[05:26] <Treval> Luckily I bought TimeShift second hand for $20
[05:26] <Treval> ^^
[05:26] <Treval> Ass Ass Ins Creed!
[05:26] <Treval> Infidel!
[05:26] <Treval> etc
[05:26] <Emiran> I thought timeshift sucked dick
[05:26] <Treval> Did it now.
[05:27] <Treval> Why?
[05:28] <bj0rn> you dont have to buy 360 games..silly ;)
[05:28] <Treval> No but if you crack 'em you don't get to play live.
[05:29] <Treval> And we have to support the production companies!
[05:29] <Treval> We should not be crooks!
[05:29] <Treval> Live like an honest person.
[05:29] <Treval> And pay for the companies to have money for projects, to release new games.
[05:31] <bj0rn> but but but, what if the game sucks? then iam stuck with 64euros of...plastic
[05:31] <Fr0z3n> do what i do
[05:31] <Fr0z3n> just play it in store
[05:31] <Fr0z3n> and save the game
[05:31] <Fr0z3n> go back tommorow and play further
[05:31] <gobeyond> [08:29:27] <Treval> No but if you crack 'em you don't get to play li
[05:32] <bj0rn> you can play, but you probaly get banned
[05:32] <gobeyond> again, not true at all
[05:32] <fgt> hello friends
[05:32] <bj0rn> really? please elaborate :§
[05:32] <fgt> im looking for a little bit of informashun
[05:32] <gobeyond> yeah
[05:32] <fgt> i need a manual for computars
[05:32] <fgt> does ne1 haev a reocmendaiton?
[05:32] <bj0rn> oh not you again
[05:32] <gobeyond> i've been on xbox live for way over a year with copied games
[05:32] <gobeyond> 0 problems
[05:32] <bj0rn> yes fgt www.google.it
[05:33] <fgt> k ty
[05:33] <Treval> bj0rn first you rent the game.
[05:33] <Treval> :P
[05:33] <fgt> U CANT FOOL ME WITH YOUR HACKED PROXY OMG DDOS DRONE NET PAQUETS REVERSE TRACE
[05:34] <bj0rn> shut up faggot
[05:34] <gobeyond> renting is best though. support the developers.
[05:34] <fgt> :D
[05:34] <bj0rn> go troll somewhere else
[05:34] <Treval> Yes I have a recommendation.
[05:34] <Treval> Scott Mueller.
[05:34] <fgt> I lick my own fecal matter from time to time, it's not as bad as you'd think. I
[05:34] <Treval> "fixing and repairing PC's"
[05:34] <Treval> bla
[05:35] <Treval> gobeyond: I do not choose to live the way of the unhonest.
[05:35] <Treval> :O
[05:35] <gobeyond> Treval: it's for the best, really
[05:35] <bj0rn> why not? Scared of burning in hell Treval? ;)
[05:35] <gobeyond> I buy all the games I play
[05:35] <Treval> No. I am just an honest preson.
[05:35] <Treval> :O
[05:35] <Treval> person
[05:35] <gobeyond> I'll burn a game, if I play it for an hour and like it, I'll buy it.
[05:35] <Treval> >>
[05:35] <gobeyond> if not i just throw the disc away and move on. :-)
[05:36] <Treval> lol
[05:36] <fgt> For those who doubt the authenticity of these facts, note that I have a doctora
[05:36] <fgt> I eat exclusively from the following list of 12 foods: Almonds/nuts, Berries, O
[05:36] <Treval> Why is everyone so obsessed about the Olympics thing
[05:36] <gobeyond> I don't get it, I think it's quite fucking boring actually
[05:36] <fgt> because it's about china and human rights
[05:36] <fgt> and how china uses Linux
[05:36] <Treval> Same.
[05:37] <gobeyond> same
[05:37] <fgt> same
[05:37] <Treval> samemamsmaemsmaemma
[05:37] <Treval> :p
[05:37] <fgt> same
[05:37] <Treval> What is it good for!
[05:37] <gobeyond> same
[05:37] <Treval> Absolutely nothing!
[05:37] <Vrooom> Horse dressing up is olympics sport ?
[05:37] <fgt> yes
[05:37] <Treval> :'))))))))
[05:37] <fgt> i kissed my gf for the first time last night
[05:37] <Treval> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[05:37] <Treval> IMG OINGG SHOPPINGGGGGGGGG
[05:37] <Treval> k
[05:37] <fgt> she was so hot 4 it
[05:38] <Ryanster> fgt did she try to grab ya
[05:38] <fgt> I always told myself I would try anything once but this was a total failure. Wa
[05:38] <fgt> ... lines of coke I entered her doggy style. Good thing she would have made me
[05:39] <fgt> my girlfriend is so mad just because when she was sucking my cock i clubbed her
[05:39] <gobeyond> which is it fgt
[05:39] <gobeyond> first kiss or all that?
[05:39] <Ryanster> LOL
[05:40] <fgt> Carefull there friend, posting a blog message claiming that my users are not ma
[05:40] <gobeyond> here to troll? i don't think so buddy
[05:40] <Ryanster> R0FLC0PTER
[05:40] <gobeyond> take that stupid shit someplace else.
[05:40] <fgt> I'm selling a wireless Dreamcast Modchip, you dont even need to open it up! you
[05:41] <gobeyond> LOL
[05:41] <gobeyond> you don't need a modchip for dreamcast.
[05:41] <fgt> Did you know: Google Inc. was the original corporate investor in 50 Cent's care
[05:41] <gobeyond> nice scam
[05:41] <gobeyond> ignored
[05:42] <fgt> But anyway, my dad is said to have a ten inch cock, but I have not seen it sinc
[05:42] <fgt> Making headlines across America is the Terri Shiavo case. This poor woman is in
[05:42] <fgt> ... orifice is capable of self-lubrication even if she is unresponsive. This ma
[05:43] * pixil is now known as pixel
[05:44] <bj0rn> bang bang!
[05:45] <fgt> what did you have for breakfasT? your mom? what did you have for lunch your dad
[05:46] * _static_ sighs
[05:46] <_static_> maybe some day they'll come up with something original instead of just cop
[05:50] <OvEr_LoAD> one sec lol
[05:50] <bj0rn> hurray!
[05:52] <_mre|666> more admins for me to talk to?
[05:52] <_mre|666> hehe
[05:52] <Fr0z3n> #computers must be one of the most popular channels on efnet to troll
[05:52] <Fr0z3n> pity there's no reall good ones
[05:55] <_mre|666> fr0z3n: i got some admins very pissed off yesterday with logs and threats
[05:55] <bj0rn> hi Fr0z3n
[05:56] <bj0rn> mre!
[05:56] <_mre|666> got a couple of shells pulled with threats of having colo's yanked
[05:56] <_mre|666> and i will do worst if they escallate against me :P
[05:56] <OvEr_LoAD> Fr0z3n: just a group of no life pussys who live in their parents basement
[05:56] <_mre|666> as i've already told them
[05:56] <_mre|666> oL hit the nail right on it's head
[05:57] <_mre|666> oL: that turd that called me yesterday... you have to hear his msg
[05:57] <_mre|666> oL: msg me your email, i'll forward it to you
[05:57] <OvEr_LoAD> no time right now bro, gotta work
[05:57] <_mre|666> he sounds like some dumb 19 year old surfbum
[05:57] <_mre|666> hehe
[05:57] <_mre|666> whord.... i'll let you hear it later.... you'll laugh your ass off
[05:57] <_mre|666> "dude!!! totally!"
[05:58] <gg_no_re> like this lol? http://pittmnd.ytmnd.com/
[05:58] <blackass> YTMND - PITTMND: Ride The Barrel
[05:59] <_mre|666> not loading
[05:59] <_mre|666> i'll try in iceweasel
[06:00] <_mre|666> LMAO
[06:01] <_mre|666> yep... that's how he sounded
[06:01] <_mre|666> heh
[06:01] <_mre|666> changing the subject tho... w000!!! it's friday! :P
[06:02] <gg_no_re> break out the ddr3 and the mother fuckin condoms :D
[06:03] <gg_no_re> heh http://www.wikiupload.com/images/twins.php
[06:04] <blackass> Twins
[06:04] <_mre|666> hah
[06:04] <_mre|666> cute twins too
[06:05] <gg_no_re> love nerdy chicks -_-
[06:07] <GCPU> i got my 350Z
[06:07] <GCPU> i was drifting through town last night... was awesome
[06:07] <Heretic> russia invades georgia
[06:07] <Heretic> run rednecks run!
[06:08] <gg_no_re> oh hi, i overclocked ur 4850s
[06:10] <_mre|666> i think i'm going to buy this Cisco 2620
[06:11] <Heretic> wonder if georgia has nukes laying around
[06:11] <Vrooom> they have
[06:12] <Heretic> things could get seriously ugly if they do
[06:12] <MacGruber> ROCK HARD CAT PENIS ROCK HARD CAT PENIS ROCK HARD CAT PENIS ROCK HARD
[06:12] * Disconnected
[06:12] * Attempting to rejoin channel #computers
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[06:12] * Topic is '[02:21:35] <+maria`> nothing says i love you like gutting your girl'
[06:12] * Set by phire!phire@phire.us on Fri Aug 08 00:49:58
[06:14] <_mre|666> god... my dog is flipping out
[06:15] <Fr0z3n> lol
[06:15] <Fr0z3n> because of the colours
[06:15] <_mre|666> lol...
[06:15] <_mre|666> naw, she's always like this in the morning
[06:16] <_mre|666> he's back
[06:16] <_mre|666> callme = macgruber
[06:16] <_mre|666> just ban all of france, we have no regs in here from there
[06:17] <Factions> anyone
[06:17] <Factions> watching
[06:17] <Factions> olympics
[06:17] <Factions> opening ceremony
[06:17] <Factions> gay shit
[06:17] <_mre|666> factions: naw... i wouldn't piss on the olympics this year if they were on
[06:17] <_mre|666> China has cheapened them
[06:17] <Factions> lol
[06:17] <_mre|666> like they have everything else in the world
[06:18] <_mre|666> Olympics = just another cheaply made Chinese good
[06:18] <Fr0z3n> lol
[06:19] <Fr0z3n> breaking news: londons olympic budget has gone up by 1billion to compete wit
[06:19] <_mre|666> i was reading an artical today about how China is pushing out all their mi
[06:19] <_mre|666> so Beijing can look less the shithole that it really is
[06:19] <Heretic> heh
[06:20] <Heretic> 2008 olympics are a giant ad for the chinese government and its corporate s
[06:20] <Heretic> nothing more nothing less
[06:20] <_mre|666> you guys see how the IOC critizes ppl that protest the olympics, but when
[06:20] <_mre|666> that really pissed me off
[06:20] <_mre|666> these people aren't protesting, they're even competeing
[06:21] <Heretic> the olympics are a joke, the athletes themselves should boycott them and st
[06:21] <_mre|666> and because China wants to bully the athletes, they get their visas stripp
[06:21] <_mre|666> and the IOC says nothing
[06:21] <_mre|666> but if it's china bulldozering the Tibetans... they bitch about how the Ti
[06:21] <_mre|666> heretic: i agree
[06:22] <_mre|666> X-Games > Olympics anyways
[06:22] <_mre|666> and are gaining in popularity
[06:23] <_mre|666> IOC and the Olympics has been used as a tool to supress people
[06:23] <_mre|666> and the assholes say they gave the Olympics to china to further open it up
[06:23] <_mre|666> bullshit.... they gave the olympics to china, because China wrote them a b
[06:23] <_mre|666> that the other host country contenders couldn't match
[06:24] <_mre|666> i find it unbelievable a polluted shithole like Beijing could beat out Chi
[06:24] <_mre|666> other than money talks and bullshit walks
[06:24] <Vrooom> China has cheapened the opening ceremony, just like all export from china!
[06:24] <_mre|666> vrooom: if i was an athlete i'd boycot this olympics as a sham
[06:25] <_mre|666> stripping visas from team darfur was wrong
[06:25] <_mre|666> and the IOC is nothing but china's bitch
[06:25] <_mre|666> and not to mention how china has behaved towards it's own ppl during the r
[06:25] <Vrooom> darfur ?
[06:26] <_mre|666> vrooom: China supports the dictatorship in Sudan that's committing genocid
[06:26] <_mre|666> the Darfur area
[06:26] <_mre|666> they supply them with money and with weaponry
[06:26] <_mre|666> so they can continue to slaughter innocent ppl
[06:27] <_mre|666> google "team darfur"
[06:27] <_mre|666> you'll see what i'm talking about
[06:30] <_mre|666> The Olympic Charter states that ‘Any form of discrimination with regard
[06:30] <_mre|666> quoting Nancy Pilosi
[06:30] <_mre|666> Pelosi, sorry
[06:31] <HORLIX> are u a meal ready to eat from hell?
[06:32] <Factions> FUCK THE WHAT
[06:32] <Factions> excuse me
[06:32] <Factions> none of that talk here
[06:32] <Factions> thank you
[06:32] <HORLIX> lulz
[06:32] <Factions> lol
[06:32] <HORLIX> MRE= meal ready to eat
[06:32] <Factions> lmfao
[06:32] <HORLIX> 666= devil
[06:32] <Factions> look at these curry munchers
[06:32] <HORLIX> :D
[06:32] <Factions> bahrain
[06:32] <Factions> fuckin gooks
[06:32] <Factions> lol
[06:33] <HORLIX> looooool
[06:33] <Factions> bahamas
[06:33] <Factions> are walking out
[06:33] <Factions> now
[06:33] <Factions> even worse
[06:33] <Factions> faggots
[06:33] <HORLIX> i hate fgts
[06:33] <Factions> old black
[06:33] <Factions> is going
[06:33] <Factions> waving his little flag
[06:33] <Factions> oh look at me
[06:33] <Factions> im at the olympics
[06:33] <Factions> im so l33g
[06:33] <Factions> l33t
[06:33] <Factions> actually he is t eh ghey
[06:34] <Factions> oh here we go
[06:34] <Factions> pakistan
[06:34] <HORLIX> uppity nigruh is moar like it
[06:34] <Factions> terrorists
[06:34] <HORLIX> lawl
[06:34] <Factions> lol
[06:34] <Factions> allah
[06:34] <Factions> allah
[06:34] <Factions> i praise u
[06:34] <Factions> derka derka
[06:34] <Factions> bomb bomb
[06:34] <Factions> jihad jihad
[06:35] <Factions> oh look palestine
[06:35] <Factions> they fag kissing
[06:35] <Factions> to everyone
[06:35] <Factions> cuba
[06:35] <Factions> big black cunt
[06:40] <HORLIX> :D
[06:40] <HORLIX> lulz
[06:41] <sherylynn> morning
[06:41] <HORLIX> morning
[06:41] <HORLIX> factions is kewt
[06:42] <HORLIX> -n- enjoying the chinklympics
[06:44] <luldungs> 420 BONG TOKE PARTY WEED BOB MARLEY SPLIFF CHEEBA TOKE BONG MARLEY JOINT W
[06:44] <HORLIX> hy loldongs
[06:44] <luldungs> what
[06:44] <luldungs> hiu
[06:46] <luldungs> Yes I do like the Muslim Girls also. They get me very JIHARD.
[06:46] <luldungs> offended quit
[06:46] <luldungs> hy TripleNad
[06:46] <HORLIX> mmmm jizz jihad
[06:47] <luldungs> wat
[06:47] <luldungs> Miatas can't handle as well as other cars or SUVs because they don't have
[06:47] <luldungs> Hey, I totally agree that she was stupid, but could you please not use the
[06:47] <luldungs> I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you
[06:48] <_static_> yay more pathetic copy & paste since they can't come up with anything orig
[06:49] <Hieyeck> wut
[06:49] <pheco> rude
[06:49] <luldungs> Gilles de Rais had us all fooled, with his two sided life. On one end, he
[06:49] <sherylynn> who are you talking about
[06:49] <_static_> you can copy and paste just like them. Be as unoriginal as they are. http
[06:49] <blackass> copypasta.org - internet copypasta database
[06:50] <luldungs> copypasta took stuff from us, they are the copycats
[06:50] <pheco> or be as lame as _static_ and act like an irc sheriff
[06:50] <sherylynn> hey eds
[06:50] <HORLIX> poor loldongs
[06:50] <sherylynn> hey esd
[06:50] <esd_> hi love
[06:50] <sherylynn> grrrr
[06:50] <sherylynn> hugs
[06:50] <sherylynn> im so glad to be done with school
[06:51] <luldungs> Silence, I bring news of the glory of Allah from esd_. We are going to bri
[06:51] <luldungs> Good day. I am looking for assistance assasinating esd_! We are willing to
[06:51] <HORLIX> hay loldongs!
[06:51] <luldungs> Myself and my Band of Brothers are looking for a few items. Perhaps you ca
[06:52] <luldungs> also, cocks.
[06:52] * compdude is now known as _fagtic_
[06:52] <sherylynn> his mother should have swallowed
[06:53] <sherylynn> hi compy
[06:53] <_mre|666> he thinks people can't reverse a ipv6 or see what isp owns that ip space
[06:53] <_mre|666> heh... he is wrong
[06:53] <luldungs> sherylynn: your mom swallows.
[06:53] <_fagtic_> i didnt know you could read minds
[06:54] <_fagtic_> neat trick
[06:54] <sherylynn> rofl
[06:54] <HORLIX> looool
[06:54] <sherylynn> living proof abortions survive
[06:54] <maria`> deppy is a possible spoof. Using quack.for.crack
[06:54] <_mre|666> lol
[06:54] <_mre|666> morning deppy... long time no see
[06:54] <deppy> morning :)
[06:54] <HORLIX> hy deppy!!!!
[06:55] <HORLIX> :D
[06:55] <deppy> HAI2U
[06:55] <luldungs> sherylynn lol what
[06:55] <luldungs> aw i have to stop playing now :( hai deppy
[06:55] <HORLIX> mmmm deppy
[06:55] <sherylynn> DEPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[06:55] <sherylynn> lul im so the wrong bitch to fuck with
[06:55] <deppy> HAIIII
[06:55] <deppy> :D
[06:55] <HORLIX> lawl
[06:55] <sherylynn> so talk your shit whoever is pasting to him paste that
[06:56] <_fagtic_> apparently everyone in this channel has an inflated ego
[06:56] <sherylynn> deppy im done with school
[06:56] <_mre|666> luldungs: http://www.bytemark.co.uk/ , ever see this webpage before?
[06:56] <blackass> Bytemark Hosting
[06:56] <sherylynn> no fag i am ask anyone
[06:56] <_mre|666> heh
[06:56] <_fagtic_> oh ok
[06:56] <_mre|666> luldungs: your ipv6 offers you no protection
[06:56] <_fagtic_> DUDE HES NOT HERE
[06:56] <_fagtic_> let it go
[06:56] <_mre|666> aww... you are right
[06:56] <sherylynn> someones pasting to him
[06:56] <sherylynn> LOL
[06:57] <_fagtic_> chat laundering
[06:57] <_mre|666> well... or he is here
[06:57] <_mre|666> under another nick
[06:57] <sherylynn> yup
[06:57] <_fagtic_> deppy: nice rave
[06:57] * sherylynn hugs deppy
[06:58] * _fagtic_ is now known as compdude
[06:59] * HORLIX lixxx deppy
[06:59] <compdude> oh my
[06:59] <sherylynn> lol
[07:00] <HORLIX> deppy tastes like cloves & ginger
[07:00] <compdude> and ky jelly
[07:00] <compdude> so i heard...
[07:00] <HORLIX> daaaaaang
[07:02] <HORLIX> i'd deep kiss deppy's lips
[07:03] <HORLIX> and fondle his package
[07:03] <HORLIX> ky or not
[07:04] <esd_> NOW THE OLYMPIC TEAM FROM #COMPUTERS.. who is the naked guy carrying the flag
[07:05] <n00b133> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220266821495
[07:05] <n00b133> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220266821495
[07:05] <blackass> IBM Thinkpad T30 Laptop Notebook PC-FREE SHIPPING U.S.- - eBay (item 22026
[07:05] <n00b133> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220266821495
[07:05] <blackass> IBM Thinkpad T30 Laptop Notebook PC-FREE SHIPPING U.S.- - eBay (item 22026
[07:12] <Heretic> wonder how many times n00b has sold the same laptop
[07:13] <Heretic> and it's only like... 300 dollars to much
[07:16] <revolutN> Don't wonder why other people spam your channel and talk endless shit with
[07:16] <revolutN> Don't wonder why other people spam your channel and talk endless shit with
[07:16] <revolutN> Don't wonder why other people spam your channel and talk endless shit with
[07:16] <revolutN> Don't wonder why other people spam your channel and talk endless shit with
[07:21] <HORLIX> hy #2
[07:21] <HORLIX> i'm cumstipated
[07:21] <HORLIX> lulz
[07:24] <HORLIX> hy #2
[07:24] <HORLIX> i'm cumstipated
[07:35] * sherylynn is now known as t0tgigglz
[07:54] <gg_no_re> http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-extermination-fail.
[08:03] <Treval> Hay darlings.
[08:04] <Treval> And wtf is "gutting your girl"?
[08:14] <gg_no_re> cutting our her intestines
[08:15] <Treval> -_-
[08:16] <gg_no_re> :P LOO
[08:17] <Rival^> yo can someone remove that ban on aRch^
[08:19] <Treval> You guys.
[08:19] <Treval> Really.
[08:19] <Treval> You speak in enigmas.
[08:29] <JRWR> Hello, After some major googling, I've come up with nothing, im looking for a
[08:30] <cataphone> hello
[08:31] <Dogy> i want windows 98 on my laptop how i do this ?
[08:31] <Dogy> and i wanna keep xp
[08:32] <Treval> lmfao
[08:32] <Treval> HAhaha "thsi client blows"
[08:32] <Treval> :')
[08:32] <Treval> Doesn't Google Code help you with that, JRWR?
[08:33] <Treval> Good question Dogy.
[08:33] <Treval> People, how do we do a dual boot!
[08:33] <Treval> I actually forgot.
[08:33] <JRWR> haha
[08:33] <Treval> !google dualboot xp and 98
[08:33] <GibMeat> Did you mean: dual boot xp and 98 ? | YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com/res
[08:33] <skeelol> Google search: There are no results.
[08:33] <cataphone> when xp asks what drive to install it onto..just repartition it so you h
[08:33] <Treval> Yeah.
[08:33] <Treval> Format drive 1 install xp on it
[08:33] <Treval> format drive 2
[08:33] <Treval> install 98 on it
[08:34] <Treval> But the bootmgr of xp will automatically list xp and 98 without problems?
[08:34] <cataphone> and your done
[08:34] <Treval> Hm now that I recall it.
[08:34] <Treval> I have 98 and XP!
[08:34] <Dogy> do i ahve to use fat32
[08:34] <Treval> So no problems there.
[08:34] <Treval> 98 doesn't support NTFS now does it?
[08:34] * Treval does nto remember
[08:34] <Dogy> nope
[08:35] <Treval> Ok well then yes you have to use FAT32.
[08:35] <Dogy> ok so which do i install first ?
[08:35] <Treval> Install XP first.
[08:35] <Treval> (I think)
[08:35] <FlopSter-> no ntfs for 98
[08:35] <FlopSter-> :P
[08:35] <Treval> :p
[08:35] <Treval> Poor 98
[08:35] <Treval> So yeah install XP first
[08:35] <Treval> and then in XP you will see two partitions
[08:35] <Treval> and one will have your xp
[08:35] <Treval> and the other, right click it, format it
[08:35] <Treval> or do it through the Cd
[08:35] <Treval> Dunno what's best
[08:36] <Dogy> wont win98 wipe over xp bootloader ?
[08:36] <Treval> But I assume you know how to install an OS without problems.
[08:36] <Treval> First XP then 98, thenn o probs.
[08:36] <Treval> I did it myself on my install.
[08:36] <cataphone> well...you need to add the boot option in the xp bootloader but that's it
[08:36] <cataphone> fat32 for 98
[08:36] <cataphone> it does..but not to be installed on it
[08:36] <cataphone> you can install something to read ntfs
[08:36] <cataphone> lol
[08:37] <Treval> :D
[08:37] <Dogy> so possible to have ntfs for xp and fat32 for win98 and dual boot lol
[08:37] <Treval> Yes. Possible.
[08:39] <Treval> Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
[08:41] * Nerbil is now known as cptek
[08:50] <Vrooom> http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=A3CzptgIvcU
[08:50] <blackass> YouTube - Messiah Remix goes off!!!
[08:50] <gg_no_re> they ravin, nigga, they ravin
[08:51] <gg_no_re> http://discharges.org/h/0502/
[08:51] <blackass> THEY RAVIN' NIGGA, THEY RAVIN'
[08:58] <Nerbil> !seen darkhack
[08:59] <Nerbil> !seen redukt
[09:00] <Nerbil> !seen fancypntz
[09:00] <Nerbil> !seen horlix
[09:00] <Nerbil> !seen eater
[09:00] <Nerbil> !seen eatar
[09:04] <smiltee> this is the next step
[09:04] <smiltee> converting vegetarians
[09:04] <skope> i avoided assault charges tonight
[09:05] <skope> lucky
[09:05] <smiltee> yes, indeed
[09:05] <skope> i did headbutt a private security guard in company of 4 others
[09:05] <skope> they called the cops
[09:05] <smiltee> lolll
[09:06] <smiltee> i tought you learned discipline to your girl or something like that
[09:06] <skope> i ended up walking away, didn't even give id/details
[09:06] <smiltee> private security guards can't do shit to you except call cops
[09:06] <skope> lucky my bro was with me to diffuse sitatuation and deflect when the cops cam
[09:07] <smiltee> were you drunk?
[09:07] <skope> unfortunate for me, the cops came within about 30 seconds
[09:07] <skope> smiltee indeed, i got of the station of incident with one purpose to take a p
[09:08] <skope> crossed some barriers or bullshit all of a sudden some lost fat cunt with a v
[09:08] <smiltee> mmmshorry diiddndnt meaaant to heeeedbout u mphpphhrrpr
[09:08] <skope> i took an offence to this (according to bro) and then it all escalated
[09:08] <smiltee> lollll
[09:08] <skope> and one of the vests stood in my face like so i headbutted
[09:09] <skope> but not really hard, i did pull back at last minute
[09:09] <skope> then walked back to platform to take next train, then realise heat might be o
[09:09] <Neff> australians are a bunch of fat drunk bald assholes
[09:09] <Neff> :P
[09:09] <skope> so walked out and then got accosted by more vests and pigs
[09:09] <skope> fuck them all
[09:09] <skope> shoot neff 1st then the pigs
[09:09] <skope> :D
[09:10] <skope> and the cops tried to ask for my id/details at same time my bro is like "what
[09:10] <skope> and they couldn't even manage to stop me from walking away
[09:10] <skope> .au rules
[09:10] <skope> :D
[09:12] * esd_ handcuffs skope
[09:13] <esd_> :P
[09:15] <Nerbil> http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache:YeV-tzbqVZkJ:www.robtex.com/cnet/38.104
[09:15] <blackass> 403 Forbidden
[09:15] <Nerbil> http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samdf8.jpg
[09:15] <blackass> ImageShack - Hosting :: samdf8.jpg
[09:16] <DVS01> hell yeah
[09:16] <DVS01> ssh's -D param owns
[09:16] <DVS01> it sets up a socks5 proxy on the destination machine, and tunnels your connec
[09:17] * Nerbil is now known as cptek
[09:20] <skope> you tunnel many services or ssh, it's great :D
[09:21] <skope> over
[09:23] <skope> what quadalicious nickname
[09:23] <skope> or not
[09:25] <gg_no_re> wtf hacks
[09:29] <KosheeN> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825371
[09:29] <blackass> Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust
[09:47] * DJmart is now known as _DJmart
[09:47] * _DJmart is now known as DJmart
[09:53] <Ob|ivion> http://www.popthatzit.com/file/755-butt-crack-pop-not-for-under-18-years-o
[09:53] <blackass> Butt Crack Pop - Not For Under 18 years old!
[09:55] <smiltee> NOM NOM NOM
[09:58] <smiltee> that website is awesome
[09:58] <smiltee> i mean, someone took the time for that
[10:07] <DJmart> nomnomnomnomnom
[10:17] <gg_no_re> oh wow, i was eating ;_; but i cant help but watch
[10:17] <NaiWiste> eating what?
[10:17] <Ob|ivion> haha
[10:18] <gg_no_re> i feel sorry for anyone that trys to have buttsecks with him and has to se
[10:18] <Ob|ivion> lol
[10:18] <skope> BREAK
[10:18] * gg_no_re is now known as eBeavis
[10:18] <skope> f
[10:18] <skope> o
[10:18] <skope> r
[10:18] <skope> LOVE
[10:19] <Ob|ivion> fucking $500 to rehopulster bucket seats
[10:19] <asad> hiiiiii
[10:19] <Ob|ivion> arggg
[10:19] <asad> any one here
[10:19] <Ob|ivion> no
[10:20] <asad> thanks
[10:24] <DRPONIUS> penis
[10:24] <DRPONIUS> amirite
[10:24] <HORLIX> so rite u r
[10:25] <DRPONIUS> r u dudes aware of any breakthroughs in teledildonics
[10:25] <DJmart> LOL
[10:25] <DJmart> i like that one
[10:25] <HORLIX> looool
[10:25] <WGalczak_> teledildonics ftw
[10:25] <HORLIX> tell us
[10:25] <f1re8---D> teledildonics
[10:25] <HORLIX> cum on drponius
[10:25] <HORLIX> lawl
[10:26] <f1re8---D> just here for the lecture
[10:27] <f1re8---D> nm
[10:28] <skope> retardkids
[10:29] <smashu> hey does anyone here use ms access?
[10:30] <smashu> can two people edit the same file at the same time. and refresh to gather ea
[10:33] <maria`> YES
[10:34] <maria`> but the real question is how :>
[10:34] <Ob|ivion> maria i need some pics
[10:34] <Ob|ivion> can you send me some?
[10:37] <HORLIX> :)
[10:41] <maria`> what do you "need" pics of?
[10:41] <skope> YOUR VERTICAL SMILE
[10:41] <Ob|ivion> i need pics of you so i can have some wanking material now
[10:42] <maria`> go fap it to skope's myspace
[10:42] <skope> lawl
[10:44] <maria`> here is skope's pic
[10:44] <maria`> http://www.petrasoap.com/MC6055.jpg
[10:45] <gobeyond> lol
[10:46] <NaiWiste> is that worksafe?
[10:48] <gobeyond> yes
[10:49] <maria`> what does BIO stand for?
[10:49] <bj0rn> Biological Information
[10:49] <maria`> and a pic of his kid. (clearly not his)
[10:49] <maria`> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21WMKBDM7PL._SL500_AA220_.jpg
[10:50] <smiltee> Bio means organic
[10:50] <Vrooom> lol http://www.boners.com/grub/805435.html
[10:50] <maria`> so STFUBIO = stfu Biological Information?
[10:50] <blackass> Nice Haircut
[10:50] <bj0rn> nice
[10:51] <smiltee> that uncle bens microwavable rice is tasty
[10:51] <maria`> this is how a full blooded canuck looks like
[10:51] <maria`> http://www.boners.com/grub/805302.html
[10:51] <blackass> Watermelon Girl
[10:51] <smiltee> WRONG
[10:51] <smiltee> thats asian hair
[10:53] <Vrooom> I am suprised that arent nigger who wearing it.
[10:53] <smiltee> baaaan incoming
[10:54] <smiltee> no ban?
[10:54] <smiltee> i got banned when I said nigger
[10:54] <gobeyond> whoa
[10:56] <maria`> wtf smiltee dont say nigger
[10:56] <maria`> some one ban smiltee
[10:56] <maria`> :P
[10:56] <gobeyond> wtf
[10:56] <smiltee> 1st amendment
[10:56] <smiltee> i think?
[10:56] <Qayin> go to an airport and talk freely about a bomb
[10:56] <Qayin> 1st amendment disproven
[10:56] <Qayin> the first amendment is a myth
[10:57] <maria`> your stupid Qayin
[10:57] <smiltee> door fully closed, windows wide open
[10:57] <maria`> read it mother fucker
[10:57] <Qayin> and you arent?
[10:57] <maria`> not as simple as "say anything you like"
[10:57] <maria`> dumb ass
[10:57] <Qayin> i dont hae sex with mothers
[10:57] <Qayin> are you a mother?
[10:57] <gobeyond> i'm black
[10:57] <gobeyond> so do me a favor
[10:58] <smiltee> do you look like a bitch?
[10:58] <maria`> show us your penis!
[10:58] <maria`> we want to know if its true!
[10:58] <gobeyond> lol
[10:58] <gobeyond> just dont say the n word, it's pretty offensive
[10:58] <gobeyond> i don't use it, my friends don't either ;-)
[10:59] <Qayin> q: how come muslims or jewish people say "Jesus Christ" when they're pissed o
[10:59] <Qayin> instead
[10:59] <Qayin> ?
[11:00] <Qayin> what do scientoligists say?
[11:00] <maria`> Qayin, r u stupid?
[11:00] <smiltee> because jesus loves you
[11:00] <maria`> or trying to be funny
[11:00] <Qayin> maria yes
[11:00] <Ellis_D> ur not supposed to take your lords name in vein
[11:00] <Qayin> i'm stupid
[11:00] <Ellis_D> er vain
[11:00] <bj0rn> then leave
[11:00] <Qayin> i have a mental defficency
[11:00] <pauzed> Qayin: are u fkin dum kid?
[11:00] <bj0rn> FUCK THE LORD!
[11:00] <ruadj> hi
[11:00] <Ellis_D> so they SHOULD say jesus
[11:00] <Ellis_D> and the christians should be saying things like
[11:00] <ruadj> i'm here from romania
[11:00] <Ellis_D> OH MY STAR OF DAVID
[11:00] <Qayin> 2:00pm <pauzed> Qayin: are u fkin dum kid?
[11:00] <Qayin> yes
[11:00] <ruadj> i need some h alp
[11:00] <Qayin> i'm dumb
[11:00] <pauzed> jesus christ is this faggot trying to troll me or something?
[11:00] <smiltee> they dont say jesuy christ, they say ALLAH ALLAH DAMN IT
[11:00] <ruadj> will you guys halp a romanian in need
[11:00] <pauzed> listen kid, the buck stops here
[11:00] <VistaFTL> hahah says the troll
[11:01] <Ellis_D> where in romania ?
[11:01] <ruadj> north
[11:01] <maria`> +m
[11:01] <Ellis_D> with the orphans ?
[11:01] <ruadj> maria`: will you halp me
[11:01] <bj0rn> ruadj shut up "insect" you where banned not long ago
[11:01] <ruadj> i need halp with my computor
[11:01] <smiltee> then ask fucking idiot
[11:01] <ruadj> my computor is slo
[11:01] <ruadj> the drivehard is always flashing
[11:02] <bj0rn> smiltee never mind him, just one of the trolls
[11:02] <smiltee> delete c:/windows/system32
[11:02] <pauzed> VistaFTL: who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you doing in my chatroo
[11:02] <ruadj> i need halp with my computor
[11:02] <ruadj> my computor is slo
[11:02] <maria`> pauzed, wtf?
[11:02] <maria`> calm down
[11:02] <maria`> :\
[11:02] <ruadj> maria`: will you halp me
[11:02] <pheco> im a dj
[11:02] <bj0rn> fucking trolls, all ignored, iam out
[11:02] <VistaFTL> maria hes just a white trash troll looking for attention
[11:02] <ruadj> with computor
[11:02] <maria`> we dont help trolls
[11:02] <maria`> sorry
[11:03] <ruadj> i am from romania
[11:03] <maria`> ugh
[11:03] <maria`> i will be back later
[11:03] <ruadj> my computor will need halp
[11:03] <maria`> when the trolls leave
[11:03] <eBeavis> ruadj, tighten up the grafix http://tightengraphics.ytmnd.com/
[11:03] <blackass> YTMND - Tighten up the grafix??
[11:03] <ruadj> my computer
[11:03] <ruadj> needs halp
[11:03] <HORLIX> rm -rf *
[11:03] <HORLIX> try that
[11:03] <ruadj> wat
[11:04] <HORLIX> rm -rf *
[11:04] <compdude> IM A DJ
[11:04] <HORLIX> :D
[11:04] <HORLIX> also try
[11:04] <ruadj> my compotor is broke
[11:04] <ruadj> i dont understand y
[11:04] <HORLIX> format c:
[11:04] <f1re8---D> bj0rn: sup boyo
[11:04] <ruadj> it is slo
[11:04] <HORLIX> format c:
[11:04] <xtor> If I ship a package to Europe and the guy never picks it up and it is sent bac
[11:04] <compdude> u need 2 upgrade ram
[11:04] <smiltee> xtor: i dont think so
[11:04] <ruadj> my copotor is broke and i need halp
[11:05] <pixel> xtor: Yes
[11:05] <xtor> smiltee, pixel so if he wants me to ship it back should I charge him double sh
[11:05] <smiltee> better charge him than not
[11:05] <xtor> Cuz technically I can be billed for it, right?
[11:06] <ruadj> my copotor is broke and i need halp
[11:06] <xtor> Or COULD have been billed for it
[11:06] <ruadj> xtor: halp me
[11:06] <ruadj> i need halp
[11:06] <smiltee> phire: banhamme plz
[11:06] <Qayin> hmmmmmmm
[11:06] <pixel> xtor: Yup. That's exactly what you should do.
[11:07] * xtor nods in satisfaction
[11:07] <maria`> r they gone?
[11:07] <smiltee> if the company does not charge you, pocket the money
[11:07] <smiltee> maria`: nope
[11:07] <smiltee> maria`: yes
[11:07] <pixel> maria`: Who is 'they' ?
[11:09] <xtor> smiltee, the company is USPS
[11:09] <smiltee> i use Fedex for my shipping needs
[11:11] <smiltee> they offer the best speed/price ratio
[11:11] <xtor> not to europe
[11:11] <smiltee> i'm based in Canada so your mileage may vary
[11:11] <xtor> USPS is half the price of USPS when shipping overseas to europe
[11:12] <xtor> USPS is half the price of FEDEX/UPS when shipping overseas to europe I meant
[11:12] <smiltee> same speed?
[11:12] <smiltee> or slower?
[11:13] <VistaFTL> USPS USES fedex to ship their shit
[11:14] <xtor> price wise USPS is the same speed but half the price when you ship to Europe
[11:19] <xtor> I need a benchmarking utility for linux which can give me a speed rating for t
[11:21] <smiltee> cat /proc/cpuinfo
[11:21] <xtor> bogomips doesn't cut it
[11:21] <smiltee> oh
[11:31] <phail> SO... there I was minding my own business, when this guy starts yelling at me
[11:33] <phail> you can't tell me there's 170 ppl in here and everyone is idle
[11:33] <phail> i call bullshit
[11:33] <smiltee> everyone is still sleeping
[11:34] <phail> no one must be est
[11:34] <DemonaL-> sleeping
[11:34] <bj0rn> NO, everybody is doing something else than listening to trolls
[11:34] <phail> *other than
[11:34] <smiltee> you know, phail, i wouldnt like it that someone is shitting on my lawn
[11:34] <smiltee> i understand the guy
[11:35] <joeyl> come on, come on, love me for the money
[11:35] <phail> eh, dont sweat the small stuff
[11:36] <smiltee> come on come on, listen to the moneytalks
[11:36] <maria`> 4chan still downz
[11:36] <smiltee> yes
[11:37] <maria`> i blame OL
[11:37] <smiltee> i blame scientology
[11:38] <smashr> how hot is my hd suppose to get?
[11:38] <smashr> because its very hot
[11:38] <smashr> and the computer keeps blue screening
[11:38] <smashr> i have to keep it outside the case
[11:38] <maria`> if you cant cook an egg on it
[11:38] <maria`> your ok
[11:38] <maria`> rule of thumb
[11:38] <smashr> im sure i can
[11:38] <smashr> fry bacon on it
[11:38] <phail> what's the temp on it?
[11:39] <smashr> i dont have a therm
[11:39] <smiltee> ...
[11:43] <smashr> ha i think my fan on my heatsync broke
[11:53] <pixel> You don't want that not working. :-)
[12:00] * wiles is now known as BIGTOOL4U
[12:02] * compdude is now known as Fagster
[12:29] * intruder is now known as Intruder
[12:29] <smashr> hey
[12:29] <smashr> is a raptor hd worth it?
[12:29] <smashr> for a workstation?
[12:30] <pixel> No
[12:30] <pixel> Although clue-lacking asshats will disagree. :-)
[12:31] <smashr> what about for a like daul xero 5400 server
[12:31] <smashr> w2k3
[12:31] <smashr> exchange ect like 40 users
[12:31] <smashr> kuz i will have to raid mirror them too
[12:31] <smashr> will that be worth it
[12:32] <phail> i was just told by my cell phone carrier on tech support that "they did not h
[12:33] <phail> i wonder if it's legal to lie in such large forms
[12:33] <wacky> that person prolly didnt..
[12:33] <Intruder> is it worth getting a 9800gx2 for $250 guys?
[12:33] <wacky> tmobile I know will provide it 90 days after you purchase the phone
[12:33] <Intruder> or should i get the 4870x2 for $500?
[12:34] <Roly> i want a htc pro thing
[12:34] <Intruder> GTX 280 is completely a no no
[12:34] <Roly> they look sexy
[12:35] <Intruder> so which video card should i get?
[12:35] <Intruder> 9800gx2 $250 or 4870x2 $500
[12:35] <Roly> if u have the money get the 4870
[12:36] <Intruder> how much better is it than the 9800gx2?
[12:36] <Roly> a million times
[12:36] <Intruder> =O
[12:36] <Intruder> 4870x1 > 9800gx2?
[12:36] <Roly> n0 j0k3s
[12:37] <Roly> yee man
[12:37] <Roly> ATi POON nvidia
[12:37] <eBeavis> 9800gx2 is like 2 8800gt on one board
[12:37] <Intruder> oooooooo
[12:37] <Intruder> thanks i am going for 4870x2 when it comes =D
[12:38] <eBeavis> those are so hot, i think i just came -_-
[12:38] <Roly> wowz
[12:38] <Roly> beavis
[12:38] <Roly> i joined you
[12:38] <eBeavis> olol
[12:38] <Intruder> ya i cant wait
[12:38] <Intruder> supposed to come in a week or so. by sapphire
[12:38] <eBeavis> i read you get +15 percent performance with 4870x2 over crossfire 4870 cus
[12:39] <Intruder> ya
[12:39] <Intruder> ok then its completely worth it
[12:47] <catawalks> i'm back
[13:00] <Gonzalez> [DVS01] [00:23:55] <DVS01> i guess i dont get a "I BOW DOWN TO YOU M
[13:00] <DVS01> hell yeah
[13:00] <DVS01> much better
[13:00] <DVS01> ssh's -D is pwnage
[13:00] <smiltee> what is it with ssh -d?
[13:00] <eXile_> -D ?
[13:01] <DVS01> its like port forwarding but better
[13:01] <DVS01> it creates a socks proxy on the destination host, that you connct to by conne
[13:01] <DVS01> specified port i mean
[13:01] <DVS01> so i can do this: ssh -D 6666 user@somehost
[13:01] <eXile_> DVS01 can you give me an example?
[13:01] <smiltee> a tunnel?
[13:01] <eXile_> nm
[13:02] <DVS01> then i can make my browser's proxy setting be socks localhost:6666
[13:02] <eXile_> so then you can connect to the remote host on 6666 and it tunnles back to yo
[13:02] <DVS01> and then my browsing will be coming from somehost instead of from me
[13:02] <smiltee> and why does it rules?
[13:02] <DVS01> http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2006/12/08/ssh-tunnel-socks-proxy-forwarding-secu
[13:03] <blackass> SSH Tunnel + SOCKS Proxy Forwarding = Secure Browsing « Ubuntu Blog
[13:03] <smiltee> cool
[13:03] <DVS01> because its very useful. it can let you browse a network's internal hosts thr
[13:03] <smiltee> i guess you can also use this to bypass bittorent throttlinh
[13:03] <eXile_> DVS01 can you do this with any host or do you have to have accsess to it?
[13:03] <DVS01> you have to have access to it
[13:03] <eXile_> I see, almost the same thing as a tunnnle
[13:06] <aljizzra> sup
[13:06] <r0b-> sup DVS
[13:06] <eXile_> narf
[13:07] <DVS01> sup
[13:07] <r0b-> not alot
[13:07] <r0b-> i saw a turtule
[13:07] <r0b-> turtle
[13:08] <DVS01> thats alot!
[13:08] <r0b-> nope
[13:08] <r0b-> well it was a large turtle
[13:09] <smiltee> i like turtles
[13:09] <DVS01> turtles rock
[13:09] <smiltee> damn right
[13:09] <smiltee> they're so slow and shit
[13:09] <DVS01> so yeah, the reason this -D got me so excited is i used to come onto irc via
[13:10] <DVS01> now, i just use -D and make my irc client use a proxy
[13:10] <Ob|ivion> http://www.popthatzit.com/file/755-butt-crack-pop-not-for-under-18-years-o
[13:10] <blackass> Butt Crack Pop - Not For Under 18 years old!
[13:11] <bj0rn> how nice
[13:11] <holiday> thats fucking sick
[13:11] <holiday> omg
[13:11] <holiday> lol
[13:11] <r0b-> DVS ssh -l user -D 1080 host?
[13:11] <Ob|ivion> it aint sick
[13:12] <Ob|ivion> don't you wish you had your mouth where the puss was dripping out?
[13:12] <r0b-> fuck no
[13:31] <eBeavis> you ever had one of those cysts?
[13:31] <pixel> "one of those cysts" ?
[13:31] * IronMan1_ is now known as IronMan1
[13:32] <eBeavis> in the video
[13:32] <eBeavis> click and enjoy :P
[13:32] <pixel> I must have missed a video somewhere
[13:32] <eBeavis> ololol
[13:33] <troopa> FINALLY! Warhammer Online has finally had the official release date publishe
[13:34] <troopa> Since BestBuy is sending my Open Beta code on the 16th of this month, I thin
[13:34] <eBeavis> i had one next to my nuts, no joke, i think it was caused by an ingrown hai
[13:34] <troopa> Finally. Only had to wait two freaking years for this game.
[13:37] <troopa> Nice. I also just found out that the Open Beta (the game) will be available
[13:37] <troopa> Pretty damn sure since they are letting me download the game client that it
[13:55] <DRPONIUS> hai2u
[13:55] <taydizm> coqs
[13:55] <aljizzra> hay gais
[13:56] <taydizm> how r u
[13:56] <nackifo> anyone know anything about hacking
[13:56] <aljizzra> this is the channel of the leet hax
[13:56] <aljizzra> so im sure someone can help you
[13:56] <aljizzra> if you want to ddos someone might i suggest you twitter their ip
[13:57] <nackifo> i just want to learn some basics
[13:57] <taydizm> wuts a twitter
[13:57] <taydizm> wut if i twiddle them
[13:57] <taydizm> will that work to
[13:58] <pauzed> hey welcome back PcTek_
[13:58] <aljizzra> sup pctek
[13:58] <aljizzra> u no how to hax?
[13:58] <taydizm> lol pctek is resident #computers troll
[13:58] <taydizm> i was warned abt him
[13:58] <aljizzra> nackifo wants 2 lern leet hax
[13:58] <aljizzra> ya
[13:58] <aljizzra> hes also a self hating homosexual
[13:58] <aljizzra> i got tons of notices and shit in pms about him
[13:58] <taydizm> dude its 2008 theres no reason to be ashamed
[13:58] <aljizzra> ^ fact
[13:59] <aljizzra> just wrap yourself in a big rainbow flag and say "gee its swell to be a fa
[13:59] <PcTek_> what?
[13:59] <aljizzra> qwat
[13:59] <PcTek_> oh right
[13:59] <PcTek_> vae
[13:59] <nackifo> anyone want to help
[13:59] <aljizzra> vae?
[13:59] <PcTek_> gbxl
[14:00] <PcTek_> what's your hack place
[14:00] <PcTek_> the boonies
[14:00] <joeyl> PcTek_ you're back!
[14:00] <aljizzra> i can help you with fisting tips but thats about it
[14:00] <PcTek_> or the depot
[14:00] <aljizzra> my hack place is home depot
[14:00] <PcTek_> wit let me see if i can help you.
[14:00] <aljizzra> where i get my mexican botnets
[14:00] * NaiWiste slaps aljizzra around a bit with a large trout
[14:00] <PcTek_> core.netcult.nl
[14:00] <PcTek_> gblx.net
[14:01] <PcTek_> erroneous rtable
[14:01] <PcTek_> aren't the feds investigating you guys
[14:01] <PcTek_> for some damage to websites
[14:01] <PcTek_> vbulletindesign.com
[14:01] <aljizzra> look man i dont know nothing about no fets
[14:01] <PcTek_> canihosting.net
[14:01] <PcTek_> lol
[14:01] <aljizzra> feds
[14:01] <PcTek_> hostnoc.demarc.gblx.net
[14:01] <PcTek_> 64.214.106.38
[14:01] <PcTek_> 64.85.165.128
[14:01] <PcTek_> 67.137.218.54
[14:02] <PcTek_> pheco in new jersey
[14:02] <PcTek_> theghetto.com
[14:02] <PcTek_> #theghetto
[14:02] <PcTek_> 67.197.210.183
[14:02] <PcTek_> 66.197.210.183
[14:02] <bj0rn> theghetto? lol
[14:02] <taydizm> u sir may or maynot be a fucking faggit
[14:02] <PcTek_> yeah it's their little 'hackers lair'
[14:02] <taydizm> but u r a nigger
[14:02] <bj0rn> lol like the faggots in theghetto hahahah
[14:02] <pauzed> WHAT DO THESE NINE DICKS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA??? I'LL
[14:02] <PcTek_> brb.
[14:02] <aljizzra> whose little hackers lair
[14:02] <PcTek_> gotta do another set
[14:03] <aljizzra> since when do hackers have lairs
[14:03] <aljizzra> i thought they had leet bbses and efnet channels
[14:03] <aljizzra> like #computers
[14:03] <bj0rn> uhm...what?
[14:03] <aljizzra> i was told this is the place to lern how 2 hax
[14:04] <nackifo> anyone know anything about fingerprinting and hacking remote computers
[14:04] <aljizzra> ^
[14:04] <bj0rn> And why should trolls care about someone beeing gay?
[14:04] <eXile_> nackifo... those are two very different things
[14:04] <PcTek_> it's all vae
[14:04] <PcTek_> he has channel #theghetto
[14:04] <aljizzra> we dont
[14:04] <aljizzra> were jus sayin
[14:04] <PcTek_> it's a bunch of ghetto people
[14:04] <bj0rn> dont they have sites to vandalize?
[14:04] <pheco> lol
[14:04] <pheco> im not ghetto thx
[14:04] <aljizzra> pctek needs 2 be honestwith himself
[14:04] <PcTek_> there's pheco from new jersey
[14:04] <bj0rn> and who lives in ghettoes? lol
[14:04] <aljizzra> its 2008
[14:04] <PcTek_> pheco.stumbleupon.com
[14:04] <pheco> nice investigation work
[14:04] <eXile_> nackifo i didnt tell you to message me
[14:04] <pheco> google
[14:04] <pheco> lol
[14:04] <PcTek_> if you guys want to check him out.
[14:04] <aljizzra> lollin
[14:05] <aljizzra> SEKRIT HACKSER TOOL
[14:05] <pheco> u hacker
[14:05] <aljizzra> GOOGLE
[14:05] <bj0rn> wow lame
[14:05] <PcTek_> abuse@gblx.net
[14:05] <PcTek_> aljizzra abused me
[14:05] * KosheeN is now known as Kosh|Away
[14:05] <bj0rn> PcTek_ worst thing is they think they are hurting you, but iam guessing they
[14:05] <pheco> funny thing is i havent done shit to you guys except idle in here
[14:05] <nackifo> well the first part of hacking is to fingerprint rght?
[14:05] <bj0rn> "ooh noes! a bunch of ghetto losers called me named!" lol
[14:05] <pheco> yet u act like im some kind of menace lol
[14:06] <aljizzra> i didnt called him named
[14:06] <pheco> and ya i live in nj
[14:06] <pheco> nice google skills
[14:06] <PcTek_> just best to ignore them
[14:06] <PcTek_> <click>
[14:06] <PcTek_> <click> pheco
[14:06] <bj0rn> done ;)
[14:06] <pheco> <care>
[14:06] <PcTek_> <click> aljizzra
[14:06] <bj0rn> aah the silence
[14:06] <PcTek_> glorious silence
[14:06] <bj0rn> anyway, how are you guys?
[14:07] <pauzed> im gay
[14:07] <pauzed> how are you?
[14:07] <bj0rn> my oil lines and tail lights are in transit! hurray!
[14:07] <Oicu812> for your bobsled?
[14:07] <PcTek_> hi pauzed @ 72.9.158.48
[14:07] <bj0rn> jupp :)
[14:07] <nackifo> is fingerprinting the first part about hacking
[14:07] <pauzed> hi PcTek_ @ 208.54.94.109
[14:08] <pauzed> please dont report abuse bro if i get 1 more complaint i will lose my domain
[14:08] <aljizzra> lollin
[14:08] <EneergE> heh...
[14:08] <aljizzra> pctek whats my ip
[14:08] <pheco> lol
[14:08] <bj0rn> cant wait, had
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Log for #computers on 2008-08-08
