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Session Start: Sat Jan 26 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #chat
[01:00] <nonie2008> hi
[01:25] <hanzil>
ACTION is away, gf [log:ON] [page:ON] [email:hansi_81@online.no]


[01:46] <SlugBoy> get out
[01:53] <SlugBoy> thank you
[02:15] <SlugBoy> listen to my radio show
[02:16] <SlugBoy> www.troubleradio.net
[02:19] <SlugBoy> you can win the new EAGLES CD if you listen to the show.
[02:42] <SlugBoy> get
[02:42] <SlugBoy> out
[02:48] <SlugBoy> lol
[02:48] <SlugBoy> <- p0w4r!
[03:10] <tisme> hi all, my girlfriend dumpe me I could use some cheering up
[03:10] <tisme> I have no friends so random internet strangers will do
[03:14] <SlugBoy> listen to my radio show.
[03:14] <SlugBoy> it might help
[03:14] <SlugBoy> :d
[03:14] <north> rofl
[03:14] <SlugBoy> heh
[03:15] <north> not unless it's better then my present music ^^
[03:15] <SlugBoy> won't be.
[03:15] <north> Current Track: Ambient Planet Vol. 1 - collected by chilloutzone.org - Diablo
[03:15] <SlugBoy> but you can requst.
[03:15] <SlugBoy> you rollin'?
[03:15] <north> I listen to Trance/Chillout
[03:15] <north> ;p
[03:16] <north> Always "rollin'"
[03:16] <SlugBoy> have flashbacks on occasion :/
[03:16] <north> Lol.
[03:16] * north is now known as apenex
[03:17] <apenex> I usually just..Sit here.
[03:17] <apenex> What more is there to do?
[03:17] <SlugBoy> masturbate?
[03:17] <apenex> Rofl.
[03:18] <apenex> Not really :-/
[03:18] <apenex> Better shit to do.
[03:18] <tisme> I don't think a radio show will help me
[03:18] <SlugBoy> oh
[03:18] <tisme> The answers to life's problems can always be found at the bottom of a bottle
[03:18] <SlugBoy> masturbate?
[03:19] <apenex> rofl...
[03:19] <SlugBoy> a bottle of KY
[03:19] <tisme> That only helps for about 30 seconds
[03:19] <SlugBoy> think about baseball
[03:19] <SlugBoy> extend it to 45 secs
[03:19] <tisme> I hate baseball. Most boring fucking game ever
[03:19] <SlugBoy> pay attention whiner
[03:20] <tisme> The pitcher scratches his ass more times than he pitches
[03:20] <SlugBoy> why random people think they'll get sympathy on the IRC boggles my mind.
[03:20] <tisme> and the outfielder is just out there waiting and hoping that maybe the ball w
[03:20] <SlugBoy> you're talking about little league... fitting i guess o.O
[03:20] <tisme> SlugBoy: Did I strike a nerve with you and baseball? I'm sorry but it is a bu
[03:21] <tisme> Don't even get me started about the steroids
[03:23] <SlugBoy> no little person, i have no special affinity for the national past time of
[03:23] <tisme> lol you have no affinity for baseball "SLUGboy"?
[03:23] <tisme> The national past time of the USA? lol, oh boy, you have seen too much baseba
[03:24] <SlugBoy> not so much. slug is also a derogatory term
[03:24] <tisme> whatever you say slugger
[03:24] <SlugBoy> as in, the thing that you pour salt on.
[03:24] <tisme> That's just downright cruel
[03:24] <tisme> poor little tasty creature dies a horrible death
[03:24] <SlugBoy> to be honest, in the last 15 years or so, i've never heard someone equate m
[03:25] <tisme> good thing you're honest then
[03:25] <SlugBoy> you, tisme, are very original.
[03:25] * SlugBoy bows to tisme
[03:25] * tisme kicks him in the face as he bows
[03:25] <tisme> never take your eyes off your opponent, did Mr. Miagi teach you anything?
[03:25] <tisme> I should say, did he teach you nothing?
[03:26] <SlugBoy> a grammatical correction. to ensure that it's ME you kick in the face it sh
[03:26] <tisme> Thank you, I shall go into my closet and read the dictionary now
[03:26] <SlugBoy> no plot
[03:26] <SlugBoy> don't waste your time.
[03:26] <tisme> I can't be taught?
[03:26] <SlugBoy> perhaps you can
[03:27] <SlugBoy> however, reading the dictionary is not so much fun as it contains no plot.
[03:27] <SlugBoy> GREAT vocabulary usage though :D
[03:27] <tisme> No plot = no bad things happen
[03:27] <tisme> I get very emotionally invested in stories
[03:28] <tisme> People suck, don't they? I mean generally speaking
[03:28] <SlugBoy> if you ask nicely they do.
[03:28] <SlugBoy> or pay them.
[03:28] <SlugBoy> *I* pay them.
[03:28] <SlugBoy> :D
[03:28] <tisme> well, maybe but they won't do it out of the kindess of their hearts
[03:28] <SlugBoy> always a profit to be made.
[03:28] <tisme> this whole world is full of people who suck
[03:29] <SlugBoy> and when there's no profit left, they dump ya...
[03:29] <tisme> ain't that the truth
[03:29] <SlugBoy> it is :(
[03:29] <tisme> I hate people
[03:30] <tisme> People are evil, corrupt, ignorant, and hate too much
[03:30] <tisme> Did I mention I was drunk? Or I am drunk?
[03:31] <SlugBoy> no, you didn't mention that.
[03:31] <SlugBoy> what's the poison?
[03:31] <SlugBoy> KY?
[03:32] <tisme> I'm not much of a drinker but I drank a ton of jose cuervo
[03:33] <SlugBoy> 2000 lbs?
[03:33] <tisme> I figured since I have no friends and now no girlfriend I'd drink on my own a
[03:33] <SlugBoy> i do that WITH a girlfriend :D
[03:33] <tisme> well she's evil
[03:33] <tisme> watch out
[03:34] <tisme> she'll cut out your heart eat it and poop it out
[03:34] <SlugBoy> oh don't i know it. she went off birth control so i'd be stuck with her :D
[03:34] <tisme> you have to remember that they have an infinite capacity to be evil though, n
[03:35] <SlugBoy> i'm old enough to know that :d
[03:35] <tisme> I'm phd student in biology and I know the "evil" gene is on the X chromosome
[03:36] <apenex> XY =! XX XXY etc.
[03:37] <SlugBoy> i'm a drop out bartender and know that people are evil in general :D
[03:37] <tisme> i watched too many damn movies growing up as a kid. They ill-prepared me for
[03:37] <tisme> You probably know a 2000 lbs more about people than I do then
[03:37] <SlugBoy> heh.
[03:38] <tisme> I should have seen too many French movies, at least they are more realistic i
[03:38] <SlugBoy> hate them all
[03:38] <tisme> You must see guys in my condition all the time then
[03:38] <SlugBoy> i'm IN your condition sir.
[03:38] <SlugBoy> 'cept i have a girlfriend ;)
[03:38] <tisme> Ah, but with one big difference. You're girl hasn't shown you she is evil yet
[03:38] <tisme> See
[03:39] <ownzya> colors
[03:39] <SlugBoy> lol
[03:39] <apenex> -'re
[03:39] <SlugBoy> sorry
[03:39] <tisme> I was with the sweetest, most innocent, shy girl in the world and even she tu
[03:39] <SlugBoy> your
[03:39] <SlugBoy> as apenex points out
[03:39] <SlugBoy> kill her
[03:39] <SlugBoy> it'll make you feel better
[03:39] <SlugBoy> and get you incarcerated.
[03:39] <SlugBoy> where you may just meet the man of your dreams :D
[03:39] <tisme> heh, well I won't stoop down to her level by killing her
[03:40] <SlugBoy> LEROY
[03:40] <tisme> SlugBoy are you flirting with me from behind bars? I know you convicts have t
[03:40] <SlugBoy> i'm not on irc.prison.net ;)
[03:41] <tisme> I wouldn't go for a guy. If girls are this evil imagine what a dude would be
[03:41] <SlugBoy> dudes usually kill GIRLS
[03:41] <SlugBoy> you're safe.
[03:41] <SlugBoy> and you get to be LEROY's bitch.
[03:41] <SlugBoy> :D
[03:42] <tisme> I don't know, I'll sleep on it
[03:42] <SlugBoy> sleep with your back to the wall though...
[03:42] <tisme> it'd be kind of cool to send him to beat people up
[03:42] <tisme> If I get tired of him I'll sic him on bigger guy than he and he'll die
[03:44] <tisme> I'm of the mindset that family is required to be happy
[03:44] <tisme> My real family is awful, they don't like me which ill-prepared me to be socia
[03:44] <SlugBoy> i've got family :/
[03:44] <SlugBoy> ex girlfriend
[03:44] <SlugBoy> <-- helpful
[03:44] <tisme> gee thanks :-/
[03:44] <tisme> I almost forgot
[03:44] <SlugBoy> very welcome
[03:45] <SlugBoy> have another shot
[03:45] <SlugBoy> jager
[03:45] <SlugBoy> :d
[03:45] <tisme> You sure are a pal
[03:45] <SlugBoy> you'll see...
[03:46] <tisme> I'm not a bad guy, I have a big heart, I cry at sad movies (don't tell anyone
[03:46] <tisme> People suck
[03:46] <SlugBoy> yes, we do :D
[03:47] <SlugBoy> where's that damned shot?
[03:47] <tisme> I took like 3
[03:47] <tisme> 2 or 3 I lost count
[03:47] <SlugBoy> get another
[03:47] <SlugBoy> NOW
[03:47] <SlugBoy> :D
[03:47] <tisme> heh, I see
[03:47] <tisme> you just want me to pass out and leave. you don't love me anymore!
[03:48] <tisme> that was a joke BTW
[03:48] <SlugBoy> never did
[03:48] <SlugBoy> that wasn't a joke BTW
[03:48] <tisme> If you have to tell someone that what you said is a joke, then it was a bad j
[03:49] <SlugBoy> take your own advice.
[03:49] <tisme> YOu know what's a good movie? Scarface
[03:49] <tisme> I know a lot of thugs get inspired to be wannabe drug kingpins but if you ign
[03:49] <SlugBoy> you know what's a non-sequitor? your ramblings
[03:50] <tisme> Alright, fine you set the topic
[03:50] <tisme> I'm fairly knowledgeable
[03:50] <SlugBoy> i set the topic?
[03:50] <tisme> conversational topic
[03:51] <tisme> You know those sounds the come out of our mouths?
[03:51] <SlugBoy> grunts?
[03:51] <SlugBoy> moans?
[03:51] <apenex> Sure, if you like incest..
[03:51] <SlugBoy> who doesn't?
[03:52] <tisme> incest? that's the only good thing my family ever did for me
[03:52] <tisme> Not have it, I mean
[03:52] <SlugBoy> the family that cums together sticks together
[03:53] <apenex> Rofl.
[03:53] <apenex> My lag is horrid..
[03:54] <apenex> [06:51am] <tisme> YOu know what's a good movie? Scarface
[03:54] <apenex> [06:52am] <apenex> Sure, if you like incest..
[03:54] <apenex> Is when I sent it
[03:54] <SlugBoy> lol
[03:54] <tisme> lol now it makes sense
[03:54] <SlugBoy> your lag sucks
[03:54] <SlugBoy> 2
[03:54] <tisme> I'm on Stanford's super fast internet connection, it can't possibly suck
[03:55] <apenex> I'm on 56k after a few tornados.
[03:55] <apenex> :-P
[03:55] <tisme> ouch
[03:56] <apenex> Indeed..
[03:56] <tisme> "this town is one great big giant pussy just waiting to be fucked"
[03:56] <tisme> Just thought I'd throw that in there
[03:56] <apenex> Been offline because of it for a week or 2.
[03:57] <tisme> I hope your house wasn't too damaged
[03:57] <apenex> You should download some Trance/Chillout
[03:57] <apenex> Make's you feel better ^^
[03:57] <tisme> and I hope your wife/girlfriend or life partner is still up there in the clou
[03:58] <apenex> Nope. It wasn't
[03:58] * SlugBoy listens to death metal when he wants to feel better...
[03:59] <tisme> sorry then.
[03:59] <tisme> It may sound cruel but it'll save you some grief down the road
[03:59] <SlugBoy> apenex was speaking about the house.
[03:59] <tisme> I talk to friends when I want to feel better so there's nothing I can do to f
[03:59] <apenex> Out of all of the people in my county, 49 lost power... I was one.
[04:00] <SlugBoy> apenex, there are 50 people in your county.
[04:00] <tisme> apenex: Wow, what are the odds
[04:01] <tisme> i can't wait until I graduate so at least I'll be rich
[04:01] <tisme> The rich are always happy
[04:01] <tisme> I'll buy sincere affection by the barrelfulls
[04:01] <apenex> Then you're an idiot.
[04:02] <tisme> I'm comfortable with that.
[04:02] <SlugBoy> they say that money can't buy happiness. all i ask for is the chance to pro
[04:02] <tisme> Although I should point out that I was being sarcastic. Don't tell me a depre
[04:02] <apenex> To feel better you simply to just that, don't be a pathetic emo kid that sit
[04:03] <SlugBoy> yes.
[04:03] <SlugBoy> you act
[04:03] <SlugBoy> CUT CUT CUT
[04:03] <SlugBoy> out
[04:03] <tisme> Well I am doing everything I can to make my professional life a success. I'm
[04:03] <apenex> Anyways, this convo is super gay XD
[04:03] <tisme> With beer goggles it seems very rational and manly
[04:04] <apenex> Heh.
[04:05] <tisme> What would a real man do in this situation? Go out clubbing by himself? lol
[04:05] <nox> lmao
[04:05] <apenex> Rofl nox.
[04:06] <apenex> That's what you must do eh? :-P
[04:07] <apenex> Ouch..
[04:14] <DeLaPena> you're getting on my tits.
[04:37] <Bookbinde> i r have gun are enemy die die die
[05:35] * adriana is now known as girlkirei
[06:19] <ManVeli> HELLO GUYS
[06:35] <girlkirei> hi all
[07:15] * Disconnected
[07:18] * Attempting to rejoin channel #chat
[07:18] * Rejoined channel #chat
[07:18] * Topic is 'Mob contact bratty '
[07:18] * Set by Bratty on Thu Jan 24 21:52:13
[08:59] * _] is now known as Vae`
[09:56] * _JPres is now known as JPres
[10:02] * zimzum_ is now known as zimzum
[11:42] <banned_> anyone downhill ski before?
[12:13] * _Bratty is now known as Brattiest
[13:38] * apenex is now known as north
[14:42] * north is now known as apenex
[15:19] <s`> http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-banks26jan26,0,7829809.column
[15:33] <MikeKnapp> niggers
[15:33] <MikeKnapp> sorry
[15:33] <MikeKnapp> that was a private message
[15:33] <MikeKnapp> did u read that book
[15:41] <MikeKnapp> am correct
[15:42] <MikeKnapp> but when we started driving round and seeing billboards and commercials t
[15:42] <MikeKnapp> we all got interested in WTF was that ww thing ?
[15:42] <MikeKnapp> whoa what happened
[15:43] * mobs changes topic to '' '
[17:09] <noodly> hey there
[17:09] <noodly> :o
[17:10] * noodly coughs
[17:10] <noodly> enh
[17:33] * _Bratty is now known as Bratz
[17:44] * Bratz is now known as Brattiest
[17:46] * _Kelly is now known as Bratz
[18:56] <GreenTea> someone out there?
[19:33] * SaintHose is now known as hoseph
[20:02] <_jim> hi
[20:03] <_jim> kelly here?
[20:15] <bobbler> FUCK a niglet
[20:24] <s0ber> anyone around
Session Close: Sun Jan 27 00:00:00 2008